#*clown wig and make up on*
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I've truly hit rock bottom.
The major complaint with all our delusional takes regarding Tech's survival is that we are taking them out of our asses, but in this case, it is quite literally outta someone's ass.
Look, I don't wanna dunk on my main man, but Tech's got no booty. He is as flat as an airport landing strip in the Netherlands. I don't know what voodoo dark magic Nala Se did to strip Tech of the standard issue clone tushy, because our next possible candidate for Clone CX-2 is Cody, and dude is packin'.
Exhibit 1:
Certified 0° booty.
Exhibit 2:
That's a category 10 booty right here ^.
Now, fortunately for us the creatives put Clone CX-2 in a leotard from the waist down, so we got an unobstructed view of the clone's behind and I gotta say, it's some pretty convincing evidence right here that CX-2 is Tech.
Also, I made this account three years ago and have never changed the profile picture before, but today I did cause delusion is swallowing me whole.
#the bad batch#the bad bad spoilers#tbb tech#clone trooper cody#commander cody#imperial!tech#clone cx#CX-2#tech is alive#tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty#puts on clown shoes#with my clown make up on#and my clone nose#and my clown wig on#media analysis#tin foil hat#conspiracy theories#scraping the bottom of the barrel#star wars
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If they’re going through with the spn revival it better be THE BIGGEST FUCKING FANSERVICE in the HISTORY OF TELEVISION.
#there’s make up on my face wig on my head and a gun in my pocket.#supernatural#spn#spn revival#spn season 16#spn s16#spn clowning#destiel#reiotalks
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also you guys saying you can't wait to see my dragon age OCs as if i haven't been considering just making mal: the dragon age edition like
#life#listen LISTEN hear me out#i am NOT ready to let go of my precious little wet cat sorceress i simply am not#just thinking about myself not caring about her anymore lich crushes me like#i'm totally fine with putting my clown makeup and my lil clown wig and lil clown shoes on#and just going with it idk man#if she gets to kiss new ladies and new dudes it's good for her enrichment!!!#but yeah nah also if I DO end up playing the previous games i might make a 'lore-accurate' blorbo WHO KNOWS#just.. don't expect much from me tbh i'm here for the tomfoolery only
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Eoin McGonigal + name mention
#sas rogue heroes#sas: rogue heroes#paddy mayne#eoin mcgonigal#david stirling#my stuff#*clown wig and make up on*#we have 7 or so scenes with him & Paddy together but they introduced Eoin name to the audience only at the end of episode 2 via title card#mind you - we didn't HEAR his name before episode 3 when Paddy's VO read letter to home when he mentioned Eoin#but after Eoin's death? Yeah... MVP in terms of haunting narrative#sasrhedit
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I'm so convinced that LBD's og plan was to use MK (as a battery to power her mech, just like SWK was a battery to power Spider Queen's mech in RoTSQ), and to use MK specifically to undo the memories of the world. Like. It's just lining up
#And it's feeling more and more likely that she was manipulated by the king of the underworld#Like girl.#The manipulation of royalty in lmk continues#We just gotta acknowledge this AND acknowledge the 1x01 seal and we are in business baby#like this shit will be so tight and I will fucking ascend by that point#The tin foil hat AND clown wig is on but that's okay#Spider Queen & LBD are making a come back I am a believer#SQ I think has a good chance of showing up but I am gunning for a LBD flashback.#honestly#Okay what's on my list of s5 bullshit at this point#Samadhi Fire Part 3. SWK V MK. EAMK. Wukong Killed Macaque Reveal. LBD flashback. SQ Shows Up.#The Yellowtusk & Ne Zha side plot of my dreams#MK's color palate shifts to teal#Ummm#can't think of more rn but I'll workshop it#lmk#lego monkie kid#lmk rant#imp tag#GOD AND THIS WORKS WITH LIKE. THE FACT THAT THE MAYOR GAVE MK THE KEY IN 1x08#LIKE WHY DID HE DO THAT#GOD#It's like. There's a reason I fucking swear#And it's tied to the og plan of using MK as a power source because of his memory connection#Like the Mayor could have just given the key to the Demon Bull Family. But he didn't. He gave it to MK instead#After Macaque had lost it.#And so the question comes back to: what the fuck is MK and how does he play into the larger plan#knawing and biting.
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WiP - Clown Allen, Wig styling, final make up test before the con
Here we go again, I know I have posted the final make up test/the HQ photos a while ago, roughly a month before the con.
But as you might know this blog runs on queue and it takes a while until i post everything else and I like to have a variety posted.
I procrastinated on working on the wig with all I got. As I never worked with a frontlace wig.
In the end it wasn't as bad as I thought. But I was nervous regarding the make up as well as the first was super rough... I got some new body paint colors as I wasn't satisfied how brittle the clown paint was.
So after cutting off the edge of the lace it was about time ...
This is again still a bit rough, I have to cover the neck more and tweak a few things here and there. But damn I am glad I got new make up at least for the face itself. For the lashes I might go back to the other paint. Also I got a different brush for eyeliner and it's such an upgrade.
The mess though :'D
Time for pics!
Some full body photos.
Yes you can carry the collar like this. The seams from months ago are still broken LOL I need to fix them.
DOLL SELFIE WE CAN TWIN.
I think you can see how happy I was during the testing. THis is my absolute dream cosplay.
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Went to go see the Haikyuu movie today!!
#pixi post#pixi cosplay#putting on my clown make up#wig was melted in the heat#you can’t see it but I was wearing my rain code tshirt lol
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wip questionnaire
thanks @worldstogetlostin for the tag!!!
rules: answer as many (or as few) of the questions about your WIP as you can.
1. What was the first part of your wip that you created?
probably the concept of a god of the forest saving a villager from the wild hunt. i didnt have loifa or rowan created, mind, just the vague idea of a god interrupting mischievous fairies who were about to kill/kidnap/do gods know what to a village boy who made a very stupid mistake. the whole scene is now an interlude in fantasy romance wip.
2. If your story was a TV show, what would the theme song/intro be?
no clue, honestly. shout out to queen's deception from the destiny soundtrack though, it'd have a similar vibe.
3. Who are your favourite characters you've made? Why?
from fantasy romance wip? im risking being obvious here, but its between loifa and rowan. probably rowan, i think. the boy is just trying SO hard and loifa is just SO much to deal with. tbh he has older sister energy and i sympathize with that.
4. What other pieces of media do you think would share a fan base for your story?
that's a very interesting question. my wip is mostly inspired by the fifth season and ffxiv, but in very different ways, so it's hard for me to say that ppl who liked both would like it. bc you know... fantasy romance wip is a romance (allegedly!)... and the fifth season and ffxiv aren't...
(well, ffxiv is if you try hard enough but)
let's say i wouldnt be surprised if someone who liked nettle & bone and the cruel prince also liked fantasy romance wip. id expect that person to be aroace and/or queer in some way though, ngl.
5. What has been your biggest struggle with your wip?
the middle!!! and the length!! it's kinda bizarre just how much needs to happen and how i need to fit so much into a standalone and i still have no middle to speak of?? like how does that even happen
also, you know... the romance.... :(
6. Are there any animals in your story? Talk about them!
lots of animals!! or beasts in general. good honest folk (cows, horses, sheep just minding their business and being slaughtered for no good reason by Things) and the mischievous crowd (carnivorous deer, three eyed owls, said Things), etc. no little guys to speak of so far, though.
7. How do your characters get around? (ex: trains, horses, cars, dragons, etc.)
on foot. there are only like two horses left in the marrow (the village) and they are working horses, so they arent used for travel/getting around.
8. What part of your wip are you working on rn?
(through blood, sweat and tears) [the beginning of] the middle!!!!
9. What aspects (tropes, maybe?) of your wip do you think will draw people in?
weird magical forest + god/mortal relationship + tiny town/village energy + secrets + the aroace lens. basically.
10. What are your hopes for your wip?
id be very contented if i finished it honestly :(
tagging @i-can-even-burn-salad @treesandwords @duskforged @ anyone else who wants to try!!
#me: fantasy romance wip is a romance!! fantasy romance wip: :)#problem is i came up with fantasy romance wip before knowing romantasy was a thing#so now fantasy romance wip looks like a romantasy book in a wig and clown make up#it doesnt fit it but where else can it go!#my dusty google docs wip folder likely#fantasy romance wip#tag games
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ive been wanting to change my url again...... i miss sculien, i really miss having an x files themed url (even if it wasnt obvious) ...but i also want to use my nadja url.......but i also want to keep this url...but i als
#i have my svu/amanda url on standby alongside my clown wig and clown make up for when they decided to announce that shes coming back#i should just change it to ihatedickwolf69 at this point#anyway........#shut up airi
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my biggest accomplishment so far is getting both reshade and smapi to run simultaneously for stardew valley
#my windows user ass putting the clown wig and make-up on as i try to do anything on linux after years of clowning mac users#it's ok it's ok once you know how it works it's easy enough
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I always avoid buying porcelain dolls at work even though we always have so many and theyre always so cute bcs I have like. so little shelf space and they're so fucking big but ugh I saw these girls today and I just could not help myself. god knows where I'm going to put them. but these surely won't be the last i buy without a plan lol
#shawty in yellow is in desperate need of a clown themed repaint i think. and also a good hair combing#maybe i could make a little yarn wig...that might be too much effort though lol#im kind of bummed bcs ive passed up a lot of good dolls bcs i knew i didnt have anywhere to put them...#there was this little redhead girl with mittens and this giant oversized scarf and her nose was barely peaking out from over it and she#had this darling paint job that made her cheeks and nose and ears all red from the cold and she was a little teary eyed so cute and sad#i so should've gotten her#im going to be getting more shelf space soon thank god
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Tech will be alive! 😭
He better be, cause my whole reputation on this site hinges on the ass theory I posted two weeks ago being true lmao
#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#tbb speculation#tbb tech#clone cx#CX-2#clone assassin#tech is alive ist conspiracy theorist reporting for duty#Tech is alive#clown wig#clown shoes#clown nose#clown make up#the ass theory#the bad bottom#tech is flat#conspiracy theories
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Just how many times did buck put his head on eddies shoulder to feel so comfortable doing it? Like i know they are so close but this feels like so much more ! Buddie canon here we come
listen my full make up driving the clown mobile theories are in full force based on that little moment. but also slow burn for the ages. either way i’ll be happy.
#ask aj and they answer#anon#my theories include: secret relationship even from the audience but that’s full hair make up wig nose and car clowning
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For a while now I've been fighting the temptation to reread The Night Circus. I don't know why. Nothing prompted the idea, and I knew I should prioritize other books I still haven't read, but the circus kept calling.
So I came up with a plan to appease the siren song: "I will just read the first page". Its half remembered words had been plaguing my mind for days, and rereading them would scratch that itch. There was no need to reread the whole book, reminiscing the words in that first page would be enough.
I grabbed the book and read the first page once again... And the magic of the circus grabbed me. I read the second page and the third one, barely realizing I was doing it, snared by the magic prose and the magic of the circus.
Before I realized, I'd finished the first chapter. While reading the second chapter I was fully aware of the dangerous terrain I had treaded into. The plan wasn't to reread the whole book, and the more I read, the harder it would be to put down.
And yet, I couldn't bring myself to fight the magic of the circus. Why would I? It had captured me once again, transported me into a world of magic, wonders and dreams. Why had I thought that I could break the spell of a siren by listening its song?
If you think about it, my fate was sealed the moment the idea to reread the book crossed my mind, after all...
The circus arrives without warning.
#if anyone needs me I'll be at the store buying make up and a clown wig#the night circus#erin morgenstern#books#bookblr#book#reading#nym's posts
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he said theres 2 days left no?? yoongi pls let him lmaooo
2 days left but yoongi said not tomorrow that means something else is planned for day 2 tomorrow and jungkook will perform on day 3 again instead yes I got it all figured out
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man, you think you put in the work. figured it all out. but then there's more.
#'ah shit here we go again'#rethinking my sexuality pt. 1#i don't know why but it's so freaking funny to me. frustrating for sure! but so funny#like. my guy! my homeboy! i thought we figured this out a decade ago!!#i feel like a pokemon. the evolution doesn't stop at putting the clown make-up on. next form's got a fucking WIG#and a whole ass clown SUIT#why not slap on a duel typing? ain't got nothing to lose#asexual AND kinky? not sure what good that'll do in a battle but WHY NOT#'how can we make bug as uncomfortable with themselves as humanly possible'#truly the 'build-a-bear' of confusing and conflicting wants and desires#sex is only appealing in the privacy of my own mind. and fanfiction. (loads of fanfiction). yeah.#no shame in that. not even going to pretend that there is.#like suddenly a lot of things make sense while a lot of things no longer make sense#brain goes 'hold my beer' and then just.. 'brrrrr'. very helpful#personal
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