there was apparently no intimacy coordinator on set for the next episode so that clearly means that there’s no armand bending daniel over that sofa, which means that the only chance we have left is the finale and honestly i have such little faith now.
i don’t care anymore hust end me, throw me into the sunlight, rip my throat out, I CANNOT SURVIVE THIS.
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my martha knight au in a nutshell:
Danny/Martha: see up here?
Danny/Martha: *taps skull*
Danny/Martha: intense psychological damage
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Danny/Martha: *upon finding out she's pregnant*
Danny/Martha: oh my god i cant be a mom, I'm fifteen and homeless--
Danny/Martha: im going to be a terrible mother--
Danny/Martha: i live in a cAR--
Danny/Martha: what if the baby inherits my powers? Oh no--
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Danny/Martha post giving birth: i've only had Bruce for a minute and a half but if anything were to happen to him i won't even need to fuse with Vlad, I'm razing this goddamn planet to the ground myself
Danny, to Baby Bruce: you are the last remaining thread of my sanity. I'm going to give you the world :)
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Danny/Martha prior to getting pregnant: Fuck it, if everything in my life has led to this moment, i'm allowed to make one stupid decision. I'm getting drunk and getting laid
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Danny/Martha while Bruce was a toddler: i swear to fucking god i am going to kill the next person who talks to me--
Bruce: hi mommy!! i brought you something!!!
Danny/Martha, immediately flipping on a dime: hi baby!! what do you have?
Bruce, a weird child like his mother: a spider :)
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Danny/Martha, talking to Falcone after he made an unsavory comment at her and Bruce: If you ever come near me or my son again, I will dig up your shithead father's corpse and make you eat his skin.
Danny/Martha: do you understand me
Falcone:... crystal, ma'am
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Danny/Martha new in Gotham: *getting mugged*
Danny/Martha: *grabs man's arm*
Danny/Martha: I AM GOING TO BREAK YOU IN HALF LIKE A TWIG, FUCK BOY, DO YOU HEAR THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH--
(she then proceeds to terrorize Gotham's night life for the next extended period of time, mostly unintentionally)
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Danny/Martha: Danny Fenton?? No. you must be mistaken, my name is Martha Knight.
Danny/Martha: this here is my littlest knight, Bruce.
Danny/Martha: I made him all by myself :]
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THE CHAOTIX RAGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
yeah im still on hiatus, yeah im going to post this now because i will combust if i dont (DISAPPEARING AGAIN AS SOON AS THIS IS POSTED ASBJDFH)
anyways yaaayyyy the sillies. been wanting to post about them for a while now!!
ALRIGHT, so the Chaotix in this au own a record store! (goodbye detective work, you only paid so much) they're still struggling to get by a little but they've got enough customers coming by that they've got the funds to keep the store up n running. Silver is one of said customers (but more importantly, a close friend!)
These three were actually Silver's main drive to fully pursue his love for singing!! Silver would often come by and listen to the records when he was a little younger (late teens) and eventually he just got to know the Chaotix through his frequent visits (becoming particularly good friends with Espio wink wink).
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I.. uh.. can you draw Oswalda??
do you like her design??
YESSSSSS I LOVEEE HEERRRR RAAAHHHHH💖💖💖💝💖💝💝
probably gonna post some more doodles of her later :•b
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