#*INSERT MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

[comikadraws]

God of Storms.

Sasuke: "What did you just say about my brother?"

[starlit-hopes-and-dreams]

Writing an AU is interesting. I can do... whatever the fuck I want, can't I?

[buttercupblu143]

this... is quite the perspective

When reading fanfic keep in mind that for professional literature: 

Short story: under 7,500

Novelette: between 7,500 and 17,500

Novella: between 17,500 and 40,000

Novel: over 40,000

Fics over 40k are literally a novel written and shared for free.  If you have written a 40k+ fic, you have literally written a novel.

[timelessfandom]

I have discovered the evil boop .... *insert maniacal laughter*

[redhotarsenic]

This was the nicest angel they had up there!

[lyss-butterscotch]

The rule is simple @ressioo . You hurt my sunstone, i hurt yours. Because hurting them is my job dammit. I apologize to anyone caught in the crossfire.

If it'll ease the hurt to anyone...

I was in a call with friends while making this and they suggested i make an amogus brush. So yeah i made this entire comic with the amogus brush.

[redo-rewind-if]

Hehe MC doesn't need self preservation when they can travel back in time (oh my i'm laughing so hard at this gif)

True that. Why should MC care about dying when they've got the super power equivalent of a big ol' undo button? I'm sure nothing bad will come from them abusing that! Nope! Not at all! 😉

[archetypal-ergo]

I have a very strange crazy IZ AU; for now I leave you only to wonder what is happening.

Maybe I’ll post more…tis a mystery!🙃

@irkendogma

[eureka-its-zico]

Taking a break from reading and replaying BG3 again (the new patch 7 update came out and new Dark Urge scenes have been created and I am…curious) but all nonstop horror movies and books have made me want to write spooky fics.

First one is for Bong-Gil from Exuma. No explanation needed 🤣

I might try my hand at a jjk themed spooky one shot too buuuuut who knows and of course one for my babes Zoro.

Don’t mind me I’m just rambling because I’ve been secluded in my room for too long.

[cosmic0de]

I have a lil story in relation to squirrels

Sowme squiwwews awe a howe intwo my house awnd awe wegitimatewy wiving in the wawws

they had babies twice now

we can’t get wid of thewm because the wemovews wiww kiww thewm awnd we don’t wawnt thewm tuwu die

my mom has named thewm aww fwed

fwed twied tuwu pwevent us fwom entewing ouw own home owne time by standing own the powch awnd nowt moving

owne time a waccoon chased my mom awnd i at night too awnd iwt was pwetty tewwifying

anyways have uwu seen thawt owne video thawt guy made of the squiwwew owympics ow something?? whiwe pesky wittwe buggews those squiwwews wewe kind of funny

I'm back

Okay, slightly more put together than whatever the FUCK i was on before but can we talk about fuckiingUWU talk

Like, its funny as shit but there are people who use it UNIRONICALLY

like, UwU ywor so cwwute UWUWUUWUU and like, genuine about that?? Like, okay I do that to but like, I also like torturing

hehe towturwing OwO

Would yu like to bwe mwurdered or pwaced into a stwory all about UFCKING BIRDS

OHHH, MY GOD WAIT I GOTTA TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING BIRDS

THEY'RE LITTLE SHITS YOU KNOW? BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DON'T AHVE/?? BALLS

SQUIRLS HAVE BALLS AND WE ALL WISHED WE LIVED LIKE LIKE THEM, FUCKERS BE EATING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD AND YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN AND YOU CAN 'T AND AT THE VEYR FUCKING LAST MILISECOND THEY FUCKING JUMP OUT OF THE ROAD, BARELY A STRAND OF FEATHER HAIR BETWEEN THE CRUSHING, SPEEDING, WHEEL OF DEATH AND THIS TINY, PUNY RAT

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY HOLD NO FEAR WHAT SO EVER, TAUNTING YOUR DOG FROM THEIR HIGH AND MIGHTY FUCKING LONG ASS TREES, MAKING YOU HAVE TO GO OUT THERE AND RISK BEING BITTEN BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING DOG DOESN'T LIKE BEING INTERRUPTED WHEN TRYING TO GET RID OF DEMONS IN YOUR BACK YARD

NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THEY JUST LOOOOOVE THE ATTIC, OH THEY JUST LOVE TO SKITTER AROUND THERE, STARE AT YOU THROUGH YOUR VENT, LAUGH AT YOU IN WHATEVER THE FUCK THEIR DEVILISH LANGUAGE IS, AND YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT BECAUSE THEY'RE FAST, OH THEY'RE FASTER THAN SONIC AND THEY KNOW IT, THEY'RE PROUD. FUCKING RIP OFF CHICKMUNKS, THEY ARE!

AND POSSUMS

WHY ARE THEY SO SCARY?? RACOONS OF THE NEIGHBOORHOODS, PRACTICALLY, LIL SHITS STARE AT YOU FROM THE BUSH, PROBABLY THINKING OF A THOUSAND WAYS TO MURDER YOU BUT I STILL WOULD HOLD IT IF I WEREN'T TERRIFIED OF THESE THINGS

I MEAN, THEY LIVE OUTSIDE WITH SQUIRRLES, AND YOU REALLY TRUST THAT?

[sa1808fi]

Don't you just hate it when your computer has issues, and then you can't finish your fanfic because of it?

...

ANYWAYS-

On another note fanfic may take a bit longer to come out because of my laptop that's been acting up, but hey!

Snippet:

You know he would have been affronted at the fact he actually swore if he wasn’t so upset furious at his friends right now. 

He let out a sigh, the frown on his face growing as he held back the urge to start crying right then and there. 

He wanted to believe that they would come for him, he really did, but it looked like they forgot about him, and that little hole of loneliness in his chest that has been slowly growing in the time years he spent here, turned into a deep chasm that was threatening to eat him alive. 

He was getting so tired of waiting, his friends looked like they were having so much fun, and the systarians weren’t evil, so he really couldn’t understand why they hadn't come yet. They had nothing preventing them from doing so, so why?

Why?

[silverseasx]

So...you finally found me.

[jvstcallmespade]

It's been THREE DAYS. Three days and we split the stupid pink catboy. Cannot believe this. I'm blaming you for this (/J)

oh well Nyon’s not gonna like hearing abt this

[the-teddy-bear-butch]

Only good fun things happening for my D&D players tonight. A cozy campfire session, if you will.

[nerdygayheretoday]

Was it a fever dream, did Neil Gaiman mush all of ao3 together, did I hallucinate it, who knows all I know is I am going insane and have to clean up after the pieces of my broken heart