#*50+ years of divorce*

[wishchip106]

look at these guys just standing around looking deeply into eachother’s eyes

i need to put them in a petri dish and watch how they interact

for science… 👀

[wowieeitsisa]

I don’t know why I put so much effort on Mark… BUT I DID! Gimme gimme more of that hairy x bald dynamic :3c

[kirkwall-age]

that's what this thing is?

the macguffin from DA2 is a macguffin in Veilguard???

first: insane implications for how much backwards compatible fuckery Solas and his evanuris inflicted upon previous games.

second: insane that the plot of da2 is now '''The Gang Stumbles on the Actual Lyrium Dagger that Created the Veil. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!''

[br1ghtestlight]

imagine jimmy jr and tina having a playdate w/ their parents when they're like six months old bcuz the parents always see each other around and bob and linda don't really know anybody in the neighborhood yet..... imagine them crawling towards each other IMMEDIATELY and laughing and linda joking that they have crushes on each other and that they're gonna love each other for the rest of their lives. there's so many possibilities to imagine w/ them!!!!!

[enigmatic-enigmas]

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder?

No- beauty is in the EYE of the BEHOLDING.

Also an alt. version based off of that one image. You know the one.

And the reference I used as well!

[shark-chicken7]

Venom is great for a lot of reasons, the whole ‘loving smth decided to be fundamentally unlovable and hideous by society and despite it all it’s you who I care for’ aspect never missses.

But I’ll never forget watching the 5 min montage of Tom Hardy’s life falling apart so comically fast, laughing till I couldnt breathe, and realizing these movies were gonna rewire my brain chemistry 🙏

[holmsister]

Kinda gets me when people age them down in AUs and stuff because to me those characters wouldn't be half as interesting if Chilchuck, Senshi and Mithrun were the tallman equivalent of in their twenties

[jakeotters]

“we’re so good at shootouts, i just gotta make like 2 saves pretty much usually”

[nobodysdaydreams]

Giving a complicated tragic childhood backstory to your favorite character is all fun and games, until you realize you need to account for how old all the other adult characters would have been at the time and realize that scenes that would work perfectly if one character was twenty three and the other was fourteen stop working when you need other characters who are played by adult actors clearly younger than they are to be in college at the same time so your story beats line up thematically.

[sandpapersnowman]

I had been worried that cutting my dad off and distancing myself from him would put me in a difficult position with his side of the family but I've actually reconnected with a couple family members over how shitty he's been and it turns out I'm not the first one to stop talking to him, he's been blocked by like two of my aunts And my cousin

[zeninsama]

you made a post last night about oliver being the years long situationship and if you're single by the time he's 50 come slinking back

idk if you watched sex and the city, but i think oliver would be big, he's just so stupidly charismatic and ghosts you for more favorable relationships then gets mad when you move on so he comes back into your life and you know you can't say no to him so you dump guys that genuinely love you for 2 weeks of situationship fucking!!!!

i've never seen sex and the city but that sounds so much like oliver... being involved with him would be such a nightmare tbh. you can't get enough of him, like his presence is physically intoxicating. nobody fucks like him. he puts in just enough effort that you fall in love with him embarrassingly fast and hard. it would be years of sabotaging potential relationships because receiving any praise or validation from him feels euphoric. it would be the most painful drawn-out situationship until you finally cut him off and literally move out of the country. i don't see him being ready to settle down and commit until he's much older, like he's been everywhere and tried it all.

[fxckinemo]

i think i just met an angel????

[currently-tired]

you guys know what we’re missing from tgs jekyon? The toxic besties arc.

where is the fighting over fanciful theories? five hour discussions late at night over whether body snatching is morally correct or not, that ends with both of them not speaking to each other for three days straight.

They hate each other, but five minutes later they’re best friends again.

They hate each other, but they’d never pick anyone over each other.

Lanyon’s pissed that Jekyll got a better grade on the science test, but is still helping him with his accent with passive aggressive remarks. “Shorten your A’s Jekyll.” “Yes, just like that.” “Speaking of A’s, you know who else should’ve gotten one?”

Jekyll’s pissed that Lanyon borrowed his textbook on the day of the open book test without asking, so he makes sure to bend down every single opportunity he gets. (Whoops. Accidentally dropped my pencil right next to you! Yeah, it just rolled over there. crazy…)

Utterson looks at his two best friends and goes “Oh my Lord, not again…” (After a while, he gets used to it. Kind of hard not to, when hanging around the two of them so much.)

Jekyll: Lanyon is such an ignorant son of a bitch who!-

Utterson, interrupting: Did he tell you that a rose was more accurate for courtship than a peony again?

Jekyll: …yes

Henry rants about his theories, and Lanyon is like. No. Those are fucking crazy man. Unscientific balderdash. Foolishness. Shuts him the fuck down. (But still, Jekyll comes to him with his new ideas…)

Lanyon tells Jekyll about this gala he’s being forced to go to filled with boring people, and Jekyll tells him to suck it up, and laughs at him. (But yet they go together, and make fun of everyone there...)

They’re similar, but too similar at times. They mesh well together, and clash equally.

(They’re two sides of the same coin. They’re two different coins altogether.)

They could be pissed as fuck at each other, but still would do anything for each other. They would drop anything and everything to help each other.

They hate each other, but can’t help but to love each other.

(Well, hate and love are practically the same thing, right?)

[coochiequeens]

It sounds like this guy just recently changed his name if a law that covers name changes over the past five years is barring him from running for office. How long as this 50 year old been living as a woman?

A transgender woman running for an Ohio House seat has been disqualified for failing to disclose her former name on petitions circulated to voters, in violation of a seldom-enforced state law.

Local election officials informed Vanessa Joy, who hoped to run as a Democrat for Ohio House District 50, that she was not eligible to do so, despite having collected the signatures necessary to run.

Joy sought to run in a firmly Republican district covering Stark County, just south of Akron.

Officials said Joy violated a little-known Ohio law requiring candidates for public office to list any name changes over the previous five years on their signature petitions. The law, passed in 1995, has several exceptions, including for candidates who change their names after they are married.

Joy, who has legally changed her name and her birth certificate, told News 5 Cleveland and the Ohio Capital Journal on Wednesday she had not been aware of the law before being removed from the ballot. Ohio’s 2024 candidate requirement guide makes no mention of it.

Joy said that, as a transgender woman, she should not be required by law or expected to publicly disclose her deadname, which is the name she used before transitioning.

“In the trans community, our deadnames are dead,” she said.

Intentionally or repeatedly using a transgender or gender-nonconforming person’s deadname is viewed by many in the LGBTQ community as an expression of hate toward transgender people, and major social media platforms including TikTok and Discord have banned deadnaming under their hateful conduct policies.

X, formerly known as Twitter, banned the practice until April, when the policy against it was quietly removed.

Joy added that requiring transgender candidates to list their deadnames on documents like signature petitions would “undoubtedly” prevent other transgender people from running for office.

The law’s enforcement also comes at a pivotal time for transgender people in Ohio, as the state legislature gears up to override Gov. Mike DeWine’s (R) veto of House Bill 68. The legislation would ban minors from obtaining gender-affirming health care and prevent transgender athletes from competing on school sports teams that match their gender identity.

Ohio House Majority Leader Bill Seitz’s (R) office told The Hill on Wednesday the House expects to have the votes necessary to override DeWine’s veto. A vote is expected Wednesday.

“The only thing that we can do is try to fight back,” Joy told local media. “That’s why there are so many trans candidates in Ohio.”

At least three other openly transgender candidates have entered the race for the state House. It is not yet clear whether they will also be disqualified.

[toxooz]

me emotionally switching from 50 year old dad to middle schooler every 5 minutes this entire year bc the hormonal imbalance is desecrating my rat brain

[fluffsoo]

feeling cutesy for my work's big end of the year dinner tonight ✨🥂