#* hi tun.

[hoodzgyal]

My toxic trait is thinking I can top Jason Todd like that 6”4, 230 pound man wouldn’t have my head over the edge of the bed squealing and crying 😵‍💫

i’m literally a whole foot and one inch shorter than him,,,,,,,,,, idk why i act like i wouldn’t be runnin from the dick bc ts so fuckin big.

letting out pretty squeals and gasps bc the dick is so far in ur tummy. i’m sorry i just- he’s so. big ??????? and he’s incredibly conscious of it😩💀💀

always humming and cooing, “don’t run from it, mama. don’t run from me,” and “let me stretch you out, huh baby?”

UHM UM UM IMN WJSNSKSNS

[the-silliest-idiot]

Fuck it, Skyrim dinner

This game lets you eat the most ridiculous things and it is glorious.

[alwayshappyhoursomewhere]

Kamenashi Kazuya | 1582 KAT-TUN Live Break the records (2009)

Lyrics Tatsuya Ueda's 2024 tribute

[hauntingblue]

Ace...?? they cloned my beautiful wife...

[stormyoceans]

imagine being puen and waking up in a hospital after getting into a car crash so you're like 'yeah this checks out'. but then two boys who you've never seen in your life show up claiming to be your friends and calling you by a different name. you look in the mirror and staring back at you is a face that's not your own. you find yourself in a world that's similar to the one you know and yet different in some small essential ways. at one point you probably start to wonder if this is the afterlife. you keep your cool and keep to yourself because that's what you're used to do and just go along with those two boys because they're the only connection you have

then one night they take you to a pub and you meet another boy who knows what's happened to you because it happened to him as well. you feel happy for the first time since you woke up in that strange universe and you spend the night celebrating this new unexpected friendship. by the end of it this boy you met - talay - is drunk off his ass and kisses you

somehow after all of this you fall in love with him and never stop smiling. imagine being puen

[xplrvibes]

I have to say that bath looked really sad. It needed some rose petals or whatever

Oh good God, that would've been a malishkagate 2.0 situation if I ever saw one 🤣.

[skyrem]

tun-tei is a little old to have a naming day but uhhh better late than never lol

detail under the cut

[talia-kane]

what is damian always listening to with his earbuds?

[sidecouplesupremacy-blbambeyond]

TWINS: THE SERIES (2023, THAILAND)

Episode 4

Post 2 of 2

A couple I'm craving for. For Tun (POOH PHIANGPHOR) the moment he laid eyes on Sam (TATCHANON THONGPAO aka TEAM) he knew he would pursue the innocent looking volleyball player.

As the only person that knows about the twin switch (aside from the twins mom and Salmon) Tun met Sam trying to confirm Sprite was pretending to be Zee.

Now Tun is determined to win Sam's heart.

As no couple has emerged from this BL yet...this couple feels (so far) a bit superior. Can First/Sprite or Jack/Mike eclipse this potential pair?

@pose4photoml @lutawolf

[thenewtitans60page22]

Look I love a good ‘dick aged down so he can have more of a sibling relationship with his brothers’ story but I desperately need more ‘canon ages and dick getting made fun of constantly for being old as dirt’ stories

[renai-fr]

Smaugust 2023 for the 5th (Fanart Dragon)

There were a few things I could've tried- very nearly did my Steve Irwin dragon instead- but, translating a Flight Rising dragon into an anime style was a pretty fun challenge! This is my dragon version of Deku from My Hero Academia, and I did my best to merge how his FR outfit is with what it should actually look like.

The halftone thing is something I haven't done before- saw a tip on YouTube about it. It does a good job at making things pop, I think, and amps up the anime/manga vibes ^-^

[memorydragon]

Have you calmed down Mem? You haven't posted in a few days? - No, I have not. I just started my rants and realized I needed more time to rotate those particular details, so I'm sure you'll be getting more of it later. Also, I needed to pause my reread of Tun Hai because I'm not altogether sure I won't go right back to Poyun once I've finished, and I needed January to be over before I read it a third time this year.

See? I'm consuming media that makes me unhinged in an entirely normal way.

One of the reasons that these novels make me so feral though is the underlying premise of Knowing someone. Because we're all queer here and that totally makes us feral, I know.

But just, I saw someone comment about how Yan Xie accepts Jiang Ting despite the lies, and that's kind of not what's going on. Yes, Jiang Ting is a lying liar who lies. He's not even very good at saying what he wants in the relationship, Yan Xie specifically calls him on this repeatedly.

Because he's not very good at saying it, but he shows up in Yan Xie's apartment after the key was tossed at him, he drinks the 'wife tea' once the tea cake has already been rendered valueless (And I adore that Yan Xie has to break up the second one before he'd touch something so expensive. Yan Xie sees through him), he takes Yan Xie out to lunch and hangs out with him, not just for the case (though he's definitely doing that too. He's a trauma kitten that needs enclosure simulation because he will overthink everything if left alone), but because he sees that freedom and yearns for it, and that yearning turns to affection that he can't stop himself from getting near, no matter how bad an idea it is.

So yes, he's lying, but three separate people in the novel have watched him long enough to know Jiang Ting isn't who everyone says he is and who he himself thinks he is. Yan Xie watched as Jiang Ting raised the gun to his own forehead when Jin Jie triggered him and he knew that Jiang Ting couldn't have pulled the trigger against rivet. Han Xiaomei knew there was something wrong because she might be just an intern but she's not stupid, but she saw that Jiang Ting would kill without blinking an eye and she also knew he kept her hidden intentionally to protect her. Ma Xiang listens to Jiang Ting say yes, he is the most suspicious of everyone, but chooses to ignore all that and trust him anyway because he sees how broken Jiang Ting is while Yan Xie is in the operating room. Jiang Ting is essentially the open secret of the whole sub-bureau and this is not because Yan Xie is besotted with him, but because they've all judged his actions and decided against all reason that he's not the mole.

Of course they know he's lying about his past. They saw the him of now and decided what was known wasn't nearly as relevant as the evidence of who Jiang Ting is before them.

When Yan Xie says 'Why are you always so dishonest about your feelings?" When he says "Why do you always choose the wrong people to protect you?" When he says "Why don't you trust me to still love you?" He knows. He knows Jiang Ting. He knows the past is important and that it matters, but none of the past will ever change the fact that he's in love with Jiang Ting now - in the person who Jiang Ting is to him. Because that person who Jiang Ting is, who he sees, isn't wrong.

When Jiang Ting asks "Do you still trust me?" after Yan Xie has finally uncovered everything, and Yan Xie responds with a shrug and "What do you think?" Jiang Ting has to hastily cut him off, saying "It's better that you don't." Because he's half-afraid of the answer Yan Xie will give when he has to betray him and point a gun at his head and it has to be believable or they'd both be dead.

Yan Xie has already deleted the one picture from his phone album that he couldn't get rid of. He's already had his heart broken. He doesn't even realize when he's started crying when Jiang Ting kisses him and points the gun at him. But he still never denies it. Even when he can't fully believe in the hope that's being dangled before him, because Yang Mei is the one who saved him and that had to be planned, he still goes to Chief Lu and asks. He still says 'it was too fast and I didn't see clearly' despite Jiang Ting shooting ten people in front of him.

He still goes home and sees Jiang Ting everywhere in their apartment. And when he finally, finally finds evidence that Chief Lu was the one lying this time, he bluffs his way to finding out the truth about Jiang Ting being undercover without a second thought. Because despite everything, he loves the person Jiang Ting is.

Tun Hai goes a step further, and there's a reason I go ride or die so fast in that novel. Because Bu Chonghua is wrong about so many things. Like, I genuinely love how off he is on the mark of his analysis of Wu Yu, while still being 100% right about seeing through him. When he falls in love with Wu Yu, he falls hard, and all of his assumptions get turned on their head in the end, but that doesn't matter to him. What matters is Wu Yu in front of him that he's fallen in love with. That this is the person he's been chasing after for twenty years, without even knowing who he was. When he raced back to the martyr's cemetery because he bet that he knew Wu Yu, despite everything and that he couldn't be wrong because he knew the person he had fallen in love with. And Wu Yu isn't there, he nearly turns back, but then he sees Wu Yu is just a little later than him and he won his bet despite everything.

Wu Yu is terrified of Bu Chonghua's ability to see through him. He knows it's only a matter of time and he's set to disappear entirely, he's already known. Jiang Ting pulls him back, helping him hide and letting him stay a little longer (and I am So Normal about this, fuck, Jiang Ting this isn't even your novel and I'm feral), but it's already too late. When Bu Chonghua asks who a'Gui is, when he flat up tells Wu Yu that's it's a nice story, but that doesn't make the story less of a lie, and he says "But none of that matters because I still love you."

It's not that Wu Yu and Jiang Ting lie. It's not that Yan Xie and Bu Chonghua accept them despite knowing it's a lie. Because it's not a lie, not really, not where it matters most. There is evidence and there is the truth that is before them, and these dumb ass cousins choose to love the truth in front of them instead. When everyone, including Wu Yu and Jiang Ting themselves told them of the Monster that they are, Yan Xie and Bu Chonghua said that maybe you are a monster, but you're not a Monster to me. I'll look head on, because I've already seen the Truth.

And listen, I'm aware this is a gay coproganda novel, but it didn't have to go so hard at being Queer. That's just rude.

[phantasmaw]

♢*   —   @dnangelic  ​/  '𝐮𝐧𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐝'

 〈 ♢* 〉┊ There is nothing but the thief, a priceless work all but a mere hand's breadth away, and the swimming darkness of the museum's abandoned hall. The dull glow of the display light flickers as his fingers make first contact with the ornately carved frame. A filament stretches out between the space of weak light and pervasive dark. In one moment, only the unseeing eyes of the other artworks bear witness to the thievery. The next, a blade dripping with molten light kisses the column of his neck. "You get your FILTHY HANDS away from that," a voice no louder than a whisper ekes from somewhere in his periphery.

      The filament struggles to take shape, at first defined only by a pair of melting arms struggling to hold the sword in place. Then a set of eyes smears out from the paint-smudge steadily bleeding from the frame. A humanoid mass gathers between sharp angles of light and overlapping pigmentations. Though the hands now gripping the hilt of the sword still tremble, their hold does not falter. Finding the shape of a face in the abating smoke and mirrors would be a Herculean task; but still, a set of eyes glare from beneath a swath of patchwork dupatta. 

        "You slither under the cover of night and would take with no regard to whom this belongs," the thing seethes, dragging the edge upward. "You are, perhaps, worse than the original thieves. I should gut you where you stand."

[sunlightfeeling]

send help

[fgooooooo]

A lil bit of both

I'm typing up a storm in the tags

[collegeboysam]

they need to wrap up this haunted castle subplot by yesterday, a couple episodes was fine but i'm so sick of it just being the same thing with different hallucinations, get daemon out of luigi's mansion already dear lord