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thenewtitans60page22 · 2 years ago

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Look I love a good ‘dick aged down so he can have more of a sibling relationship with his brothers’ story but I desperately need more ‘canon ages and dick getting made fun of constantly for being old as dirt’ stories

#look jason and Dick canonically are about five years apart minimum #as the older brother with a four year age gap I’m practically retirement agr #Jason should be bullying Dick relentlessly the second he hits 20 #and should keep it up once he’s back from the dead #(even though dick would’ve been barely 20 when Jason died)#Tim though? Tim’s got a 7-8 year age gap. same with stephanie #they’re out for lunch and the waiter asks if they’re siblings and steph goes “’He’s practically old enough to be my father!’#Dick can’t even complain that much because then steph just points out Bruce’s age when Dick was adopted #‘I was way too young to be a dad when you were born!’ ‘and how old was Bruce when you were born?’ ‘…point’#dick pulls a muscle on patrol and Tun sends him a list of retirement home #let’s not even get started on Damian #when they go out people sometimes assume dick is his bio father and dick has a crisis #man is suffering from ‘in my mid-late twenties’ disease #dick grayson #batfam #once again flooding my tags with more content than the actual post

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