#* DASH COMMENTARY.

[keepmovinjunior]

❝ You guys wanna hear a real joke? ❞

❝ My love life. ❞

[ozonelasher]

@risingsouls — [Raditz] "So tiny."

She just cocked a brow at him.

"And?"

[despairforme]

Seeing his twins. Nice.

[harpersoath]

"repeated threats of murder will get you scruffed and put in air jail."

it's just a polite reminder. not to any specific tail having, cowboy hat wearing bhaalspawn in particular, of course. just a general friendly reminder.

[kuraokcmi]

"Two foxes, the one I call kin doesn't recognize me the other I call…..uh, what the hell are we again?" // @antinomos && @achroanimus

[avernusfuries]

karlach vc: i need to go into witness protection, i just taught my girlfriend's son the F word for his first word

[minban]

it was just a joke! guys it was just a joke! now kaveh is drowning beneath the influx of boops he has recived in turn and he's screaming and running as if he were being chased by a crowd trying to seek vengeance upon his poor pitiful soul.

[terrifiesthem]

"So EVERYONE'S suddenly gotta problem with my face, huh?"

[airxn]

" ...Y'all had parents?? "

[helreginn]

I need like SIX people to come at Hel with a water spray bottle.

[harpersoath]

"aren't you old enough to know better?" @harpershigh

[empcrer]

@relentlessgrief – the thread rn--

[hellcab]

“Manga? What is that some sort of health food?”

[rcguish]

- currently looking up plane ticket prices to johto and / or hoenn. no exact reason why. perhaps someone would soon learn about those knife tricks.

[desalvar]

[visibly bleeding on the floor] f-finally, a worthy opponent!

[starblazes]

"So long as you keep very still and make yourself look big, he'll probably tire himself out and leave you alone."

so what im hearing is blade is slenderman