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[emmcfrxst]

Logan usually isn't breathless but when you're on top? Absolutely, all you can hear is bits and pieces of filthy praise from him while he's trying to figure out how to use his lungs again

especially if you’re pulling on his dogtags to bring him into a messy, sloppy kiss that’s really more tongue than anything else, moaning into each other’s mouth, breaking the kiss so he can tilt his head back in pleasure, hands flexing against the flesh of your hips as you grind down on him in a way that has your cunt fluttering around his cock <3 he surprisingly is quite vocal in moments like these, but it’s mostly mindless praise with the occasional breathless “slow down, sweetheart, gonna make me cum before you do” because despite everything he REFUSES to cum before you <3

[canisalbus]

Having ocs is funny, you love them and want only the best for them; while also making them witness horrors beyond their comprehension in the name of character development and backstory

The standard OC experience.

[pseudophan]

it's so cute how dan keeps posting phil on their little dates it's really giving here's my boyfriend

dan has it so easy cause he gets to pretend to be all cool and not like the other girls and that he's only posting photos of phil because he knows we want to see him and it's definitely for sure absolutely not just cause he wants to show him off

[jasper-pagan-witch]

Biggest pet peeve in modern witchcraft books?

Besides the aforementioned fluff-to-hide-lack-of-knowledge, it's still gotta be the claim that every witch follows the Wheel of the Year. The amount of times I saw that in witchcraft books was almost enough to drive me to stop calling myself a witch entirely.

Thanks for letting me bitch about this, anon!

~Jasper

(Not to say you can't follow the Wheel of the Year, but I'm tired of everyone insisting that they're universal.)

[goldenpinof]

what do you mean sister daniel’s underwear were shorter. what do you mean. oh boy

my phone camera hates its job

[harmonia-university]

Out all the couples in the school, (teachers or students), which seem like they would be the best parents?

[ anon ]

[chris-prank]

This with Esteban, Vincent, Atlas (and Martín if he comfy) but reader wear the boxers so they HAVE TO wear the thong.

This idea is so funny and it gave me the opportunity to really show the subtle differences in their personalities! 😆

CW: Suggestive stuff 

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Vincent would feel really embarrassed and need a lot of convincing to show you the result. 

“Are y-you sure about t-this?” He asked while putting his hand between his legs in a feeble attempt to cover the front, “It-it’s not really k-keeping anything… in…”

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Esteban knows he’s good looking and that he can rock feminine clothes, so he would make a little show out of it just for you. 

“It does look good on me baby.”Esteban rolled onto his stomach, showing you his perfect ass cheeks, “but don’t you want to see me without it too?~” 

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Atlas wouldn’t think much of the thong in itself, actually he’d be more focused on the fact that it's a gift from you. Like you want to have matching underwear with him and gave him the cutest pair?! You’re the most thoughtful human on earth! 

“May… May I really keep it?” He whispered in awe as he looked down at his new underwear, a slight flush contrasting with his pale skin. 

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Martin may not be used to wearing panties like this, but he doesn’t mind humoring you.

He let out a deep laugh when seeing your reflections. “I have to say that you have particular tastes darlin’, but I’ll wear them if it makes ya happy.” 

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Esteban just being the horny slut (affectionately) that he is  

[911bts]

I’m confused… People keep saying that 911 has yet to drop the full season 8 trailer, and that the 911 on Insta just posted the Grey’s Anatomy trailer, but haven’t they already posted a season trailer? Isn’t that the video they posted a couple days ago about the bees and Maddie taking the car and all that stuff? was that not the full trailer?

They're yet to release a trailer and call it a trailer. There was a "first look" and a teaser, and they've posted two videos and just said "bee-nado is coming" But multiple of these videos served the purpose of a trailer. So yeah, in theory they both have and haven't dropped a trailer. I'm not expecting anything more, but I'm not ruling out anything else being posted as well if that makes sense?

They could have a proper trailer up their sleeves, they could not. It's hard to say.

[simplydnp]

every year, the gayer dan gets, "fyi i like vagina" gets more and more hilarious lmao

like yes the juxtaposition is there but man :(( it really does make me sad because of everything we now know about that era and his history. he was scared and just trying to survive :((

[divine-misfortune]

VOID PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T JUST POST THAT AND DIP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE (respectfully) MORE???????

911 I’m being threatened -

This is all manipulative and gross so it’ll go below the cut so big cw. Very dubious.

Also @0-miles-away to make sure you get to see this too-

Phantom’s cute and Dew cant get enough of him. There’s this spark of pure innocence in those eyes, he almost feels guilty just looking at him sometimes. And I’m sure Dew tried to curb his appetite for him, did his damndest to be satisfied with those little touches and chaste kisses because he does truly enjoy Phantom’s affections but at the end of the day…Dew is a demon, it is in his nature to sin. Lust and greed come to him so easily. An intoxicating mix that is too good not to get drunk off of.

There are lines he toes, ones that he pushes against, and other’s he likes to blur entirely because Phantom just doesn’t know right from wrong yet - and Dew was keen on teaching him that lesson before anyone else had the chance to paint a perfectly blank canvas.

Pecks turn to real kisses, and kisses deepen gradually until Phantom lets Dew’s tongue into his mouth without any little sounds of protest like he had in the past. It almost seems to make the little quint weak in the knees to be kissed so hungrily and unfortunately for him it only spurs him and his devious nature on. When Phantom starts to fold, it’s easier to convince Phantom to lay down and let himself be kissed dizzy on more than one occasion and surely it’s accidental that Dew’s knee finds itself pressed between his thighs a couple times. The little gasps and surprised mewls Phantom makes, trapped against his lips, oh it could drive the holiest of men to sin.

Dew wants more, and he’ll get more.

He takes to dry humping immediately and he gets so wet so fast. He smells like raw temptation. It only takes a little coaxing after that for Phantom to be willing to lose his clothes piece by piece but gives absolutely no protest to Dew touching him. Phantom even pleads a little for Dew to keep sucking on his nipples while he drags his bare cunt against his denim clad thigh.

It’s a good long while before Phantom lets Dew touch him there. Weeks of white lies and small amounts of pressure to feel the tight velvety grip of his cunt wrapped around his fingers. Phantom winces and grabs his wrist and tells him that it hurts but Dew is known to be convincing, and Phantom is known for blindly trusting him. The only real resistance he’s met with is when he goes for his own zipper, open thighs pulling shut, head shaking, Phantom is saying he’s not ready for that. He doesn’t want to lose his virginity yet, and despite Dew’s prior successful manipulation he can’t get him to budge an inch.

But his naivety is easily twisted and Phantom believes him when he proposes a workaround. It’s not technically losing his virginity if Dew never fucks him. Can’t argue with that logic.

Phantom trembles for him, knees pulled up to his chest, holding himself open so Dew can pour generous amounts of lube directly into his twitching hole before he starts working the blunt and awkward silicone inside of him. He squirms and whimpers and keeps begging Dew to wait, it hurts, don’t push it in anymore, but it’s okay starlight, just a bit more. Dew is practically shaking with excitement and anticipation when he sees the silicone jutting out of his pussy, he can’t help but touch the toy. Plays with it as if it were Phantom’s cunt. Not as warm or wet as he is, but Dew’s poor cock is aching to slip inside.

The vision of Phantom spread out for him like that is burned into his mind for the rest of eternity, jaw gone slack, face gone flush. Stretched to what felt like the limit to accommodate both flashlight and Dew. And now that he has him, Dew can’t hold himself back anymore. Restraint reaching its end. He pins him to the bed, knees pushed up past his shoulders, he just has to immediately jackhammer into his cunt while mindlessly babbling that he can’t wait to fuck him raw. Promises Phantom is gonna love having a cock in him too much to ever be empty again.

Pulls out and cums on his belly, paints the entire little trail of hair on his stomach white and drags his fingers through it to smear across Phantom’s tdick. Make it messy as he jerks him off.

“When you really let me put it in - ‘s gonna be right there. Gonna empty my balls that deep inside your cunt, look at how deep you’re gonna feel me. Know you’ll love how my load feels in you.”

And I truly don't think Dew would be willing to share, not till he gets to take his prize. Can't risk anyone getting the chance now can he? We all know that people like Swiss and Rain and Cirrus would chomp at the bit if they knew.

Makes Phantom promise to keep this their little secret, and he does, because he's a good boy that listens to Dew, and Dew only wants what's best for him doesn't he?

[yandereunsolved]

Yandere Aegon the Conqueror who’s darling is oblivious and therefore he invest in letters and diaries while trying to woe darling by doing ANYTHING but confess

Balerion: *sees Aegon’s letter draft and decides to be nosey and read it*

Aegon’s letter: My dearest, I wish nothing more than to hold you in my hands, to have you scream my name as my cock plunge into you. *proceeds to detail the most raunchiest, thirstiest thing ever*

Balerion: *clutch pearls*😟😟 and next time he sees darling he’s like “blink twice if you need help”.

Yandere Visenya is probably the same. I know Vhagar and Balerion gossiping like

Vhagar: We were flying over his house at 5 AM. WHY? Because she wanted to see if he had maiden😒

Balerion: They will do ANYTHING but confess😒 one time I read Aegon’s letter and clutched my pearl😒 but do you think he’ll confess? No.

Vhagar: Don’t Forget them venting and crying and over the silliest thing too

Balerion: He once fell to his knees and cried…WHY? Because she didn’t dance with him at the feast😒 sir she was dancing with her BETROTHED. Betrothed cancelled the marriage the next day too😒 poor miss has NO IDEA and think he’s being nice not knowing that this man spends his day stalking and dreaming

Yandere Aegon is writing headcanons about his darling and hope they become canon. Let's be honest with ourselves.

He has detailed works in novel length about how much he wants to impregnate his darling. Doesn't matter if they are a dude. It's happening.

He's figured it out! The calculations are in his 'equations about darling' journal.

He has a multitude of journals all with different purposes. 'Darling's emotions' 'Darling's likes' 'Darling's risqué fantasies' etc...

He has you down to fine point.

The dragons are all just like "who is going to tell them their personal freedom is in danger?" "they can't understand us." "we could just growl at them and scare them off."

they are all like "no. that's a stupid idea. we need them to like us. they'll need our help after all."

[emmcfrxst]

omg old man!logan with mom!reader and laura has me in TEARSSSSS i love them so much

he would never admit it because he's too proud but does get a little jealous when all your attention is on laura. it's nothing serious obv (who tf would be jealous of their child😭) but he is left with with a heightened sense of need for you and your touch. so when night time finally comes around, he's super happy to get you all to himself and just shower you with the love that laura showered you with during the day <33

(the concept of reader being both logan's and laura's favorite person to ever exist is so sweet aaahhhhh)

i’ve said this before i believe but something about laura really brings out logan’s inner child; he’s a lot more mischievous when she’s around, allowing himself to act like a kid and have fun— he’s provoking her on purpose (all in good fun, obviously! he wouldn’t say anything that could actually hurt her feelings, at least not once he’s gotten used to interacting with a child again, he’s accidentally hurt her feelings before by being a little too brash, but that was before he decided to make conscious efforts to let her in) and bickering with her any chance he gets, a grin on his face when she takes the bait and argues back (he’s not gonna lie, he’s pretty proud of just how vivacious she is, she does remind him of himself but he won’t admit that out loud) because he’s really never felt quite as youthful when he’s around her. they’re quite entertaining to watch honestly, because he absolutely will stick his tongue out back at her if she does it, and he will chase her around the house in playful anger if she insults him. he also likes to ruffle her hair when walking past her because she always lets out the most offended little yell, jumping on his back in retaliation and he walks around the house with her hanging off of him like a koala, despite the ache/discomfort the added weight brings him. he’s also the one who started using the nickname “monkey” for her, partly due to her most prized possession: a plushie you gave her (which i talked about here if you wanna read <3) and partly because she loves to climb pretty much everything she sees; including trees, doorframes, random furniture, fences and of course her daddy. anyways yes, since she brings out the youthful side of him he does allow himself to fight her for your attention, which quickly turns into a competition (honestly pretty much anything turns into a competition when it comes to these two, it’s kind of their love language) and logan isn’t afraid to play dirty despite the fact that laura is like 11— he will use his strength to untangle her from you, playfully throwing her on the couch away from you and grinning at her while wrapping his own arms around you, mouthing “my turn now” to her, making her look at him with the most offended expression ever seen on a human being. there’s never a boring moment with them, and you’re constantly showered in both attention and affection <3

[canisalbus]

My lesbian self saw Ludovica modern and I literally went "🤯 that's a pretty woman!" And then clicked on the notification. Needless to say she's my second favorite lesbian now (Cassandra from tangled the series will always be first, sorry❤️)

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[pseudophan]

I was not in the phantom but from afar, watching mainly other YouTubers, I had the assumption the shipping was a fandom fantasy… Having now delved into the Ancient Lore I’m baffled that anyone ever doubted they were dating and that from the outside phanies had the reputation of making shit up! Genuinely tought they were Best Friends that teens thought were cute. Meanwhile they’re literal soulmates who shared their raw puppy love online with a force so blinding I can barely watch the archives

people's perception of dan and phil and the whole shipping thing varied so much, but i think the different opinions made a lot of sense depending on how much you knew about them and how online you were

people who knew nothing about dan and phil or the internet/shipping culture often assumed they were together based purely on seeing like one clip and being like. well of course. a lot of parents fall into this category lmao

people who knew nothing about dan and phil but were familiar with the internet and shipping often assumed they weren't together, not based on dan and phil themselves as much as just the fact that their fans were universally known as feral shippers and because 97% of the time rpf ships are utter bullshit (and those who believe they're legit are often looked at as insane) there was this assumption that because dan and phil were so heavily shipped there was no chance they were actually together

and then of course as far as actual fans go there was (and to a degree still is) a Lot of nuance and i don't really need to get into all the different camps cause we've talked it over endlessly, but the most interesting one to me is diehard phannies who'd absorbed every single bit of dan and phil lore but it was almost too much proof? because again, rpf ships aren't real, it's never actually true. so surely this one isn't either. regardless of how much it's spelled out in front of us. right? oh shit daniel howell uploaded a new video i haven't seen him since the gaming channel went on break i wonder what he's u- what the fuck

[hugheses]

hi! do u have the video where luke says “take ME to the lakers game” i think it was for an ideal date but i see people talking abt it and i feel out of the loop lol

[patrothestupid]

woe upon thee Patro, 400,000 smooches will be blown at you in the span of a single minute for being so handsome and agreeable.

death number I didn't keep count