#(you will learn to fear intellectually curious Metatron)

[yellingmetatron]

@heaven-saidx

"Well, in theory gathering more data will allow us to understand and combat this view. My working hypotheses include:

Bitches be thirsty

Bitches be jelly

"There is also the composite "thirsty jelly bitch" hypothesis, but I think we'd need more rigorous testing to properly confirm that."

All this is said with clinical interest, lacking his usual roughness. The archangel is, to all appearances, perfectly sincere.