#(you guys)

[mortalmab]

My poolverine head canon is that at Wade's party, Logan meets Vanessa and they are both sizing each other up, because "okay, this is the girl Wade can barely speak to yet saved the world for" and "hang on, isn't that the guy whose face Wade pretended to have when he came back to me in the first movie?"

Logan decides, fuck it, the guy took me in and gave me a reason to live (and a kid, wtf), I'll be wingman for him.

Vanessa decides, fuck it, Wade clearly likes this man, he matches my boy's freak, I'll play wingman for him.

So they both start a conversation about how great Wade is and its awkward as fuck. Wade doesn't notice because he is too busy loving on Mary Puppins. Vanessa starts hanging around more often trying to do her job as a friend and wingman for Wade with Logan, and logan thinks she is hanging around more often because he is being a successful wingman. Wade is just happy to have his favorite people round him. However, he notices how they keep talking each other up and is like "damn, the wolverine strikes again. Le sigh, can I blame her though?"

Vanessa invites both of them on a double date with her and her work boyfriend, trying to help Logan help Wade get the hint. Logan and Wade think they are there to size up the new boyfriend and give him the shovel talk. So when she runs to the bathroom they scare the fuck out of this guy, threatening him all kinds of harm if he hurts their girl.

The man is smart and waits two months after that to break up with her, citing "workplace romances never work, every time we meet up I just keep wanting to ask about how your end of the project is going, it's just not working out." and she accepts this answer (she was getting kinda bored with how normal he was, anyway). Wade is ecstatic. Logan is happy for him. Wade is happy for Logan. So now all three of them are trying to wingman for each other and getting more and more confused about who is trying to date whom.

Meanwhile, Laura has teamed up with Blind Al to confuse the three of them even further, hoping something will finally happen between the three of them so they can stop hearing about it. Mary Puppins is just thrilled to have more people around to pet her.

[vreenak]

THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER

Halbrand | Annatar

season 2 ; first teaser trailer

[wynntermelon]

Baobei!

[beebox-illustrations]

The Tucker grandparents visiting for some coffee and cake :)

Have a nice Sunday guys:)

[frownyalfred]

sometimes while reading a Batman fic I will stumble across a delightful description of Bruce being “old” or “on the older side” or even “slowing down” and then two paragraphs later it’ll come out that he’s like 36

[xi-xi-chen]

Study

[hooned]

[...] the streets are filled with citizens demanding the eradication of vampires, while special forces are intensifying the operation nationwide to apprehend these creatures once and for all. vampires are attempting to escape under the cover of night.

[philsdrivinglicence]

"What do you love?"

"Rawdogging"

[augmentedpolls]

Ex: If your friend went up to you and some other friends and said “what are you guys up to?”

[jadenebulae]

Something something bugs buzzing

@bigfatbreak this au has brought me so much joy over the past 2 years you’ve no idea i get so pumped for each update

[justarandompersononthehellsite]

Oh My god, the fucking craftsmanship, the ARTISTRY that is @kyri45 's LMK comic. Like, my sister in christ, wtf did you do to my brain chemistry?

This fucking comic is what got me to watch the show, I had no fucking idea or context about anything when I read it. And you know what, it held up so much that I was genuinely kinda disappointed that some of the stuff Kyri came up with wasn't canon.

[kaleidoscopeminds]

luke hemmings // corona capital

[khaopybara]

❝Even though there's barely any dialogue, it's tough to get yourself in the mood to touch someone. That's why I want you to say this line to me.❞

CHANYA AMARIT as VIVI and AYA ORAPAN as KAIMOOK episode 8 of LOVE SEA

[starmocha]

THE DELUSIONS ARE WORKING HARD WITH THIS ONE

[yeloenk]

THERES NO FUCKING WAY

I WIN AT LIFE I WIN I WIN I WIN