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Watermelon | Juicy Fruit | Mark

Mark Lee - NCT Dream

Rating: M (18+) MDNI

Word Count: ~1.6k

Pairing: Mark x AFAB!Reader

Genre: Reader-Insert, Smut, Established Relationship, Porn without Plot

!!This is smut…if that much isn't clear you should probably leave now!! MDNI!

Warnings: She/Her Pronouns used, Swearing, Kissing, Quickie, Sex in the Bathroom, Unprotected Sex (Don’t!!)

Summary: You end up making a bit of a mess with the watermelon…

Author's Note: This series was supposed to be of drabbles, and this is the second shortest one…sorry.

This is only vaguely based off of Smoothie…I say this because I got the idea for a fruit theme, but past that its unrelated.

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🍇 Renjun 🍇

🍌 Jeno 🍌

🍒 Haechan 🍒

🍑 Jaemin 🍑

🍓 Chenle 🍓

🍍 Jisung 🍍

I am cross-posting this on Archive. Please reblog! If you know anyone that would like this or future fics but they aren't on here my name and icon are exactly the same on the other site. Happy reading!

It was hot. For you, too hot. And it was just your luck that the boys wanted to dick around outside because the weather was nice. Nice? No, it was hot as balls. While they ran around screaming, playing games and throwing stuff, you sat on a canvas camping chair. Your electric fan's batteries had died so you were futilely fanning yourself with a paper plate. Your thighs were sticking together, and your shorts were no help against the chafing. You shuffled again, grunting in discomfort, adjusting your sunglasses since they had slid down your nose from the sweat. Even in the shade of the tree and a slight breeze, it was still much too hot. Mark had offered to run to the convenience store down the road from your rental house and get something to cool you off. Glancing at your phone for the time, you wondered what the hell was taking so long, you were about to melt away.

"Noona~" Chenle called but you couldn't see him. Finally, he and Mark appeared from around the house as they went to the backyard where the rest of your group was. The second youngest had several bags of snacks, but what really caught your attention was what your boyfriend had in his arms. It was to no one's surprise he had somehow acquired a watermelon.

"Finally!" You exhaled harshly and Chenle dashed over to you, digging a cold bottle of water out and you yoinked it from him eagerly, chugging it down and he laughed.

"Slow done, babe." Mark huffed, letting the watermelon wrapped in a mesh settle on the grass near your feet. He watched as a bit of water slipped past your mouth and down your throat, landing on your white tank top, making the fabric darken. Swallowing, he shook his head to focus his attention elsewhere and kneeled near the melon so he could start cutting it.

"Uh, no." You shook your head, taking the knife from Mark that Renjun had brought out.

"I can do it!" He whined and you gave him a deadpan look and he just grumbled. Mark scooted over and you sat next to him, wrapping your legs around the big fruit to hold it in place. That looked even more dangerous than what he was planning, but you didn't keep it like that for long. Once you had dramatically stabbed the knife into the end of the rind, you adjusted and easily and evenly sliced it in half. Everyone watched in amazement as you deftly cut up the melon, laying each quarter of a slice into the big bowl Renjun had also brought out.

"Wow, she actually cut it evenly." Jaemin pointed out, giving Mark a very pointed look. The eldest looked back at him, slightly confused then offended.

"Hey!" He grumbled again and you grabbed a few slices with Mark and put them on a plate. While the rest of them continued to do whatever nonsense they were doing before, you and your boyfriend sat on the grass under the tree to eat the watermelon. Not thinking anything of it, because who would, you started to eat. It was very juicy, and the man's attention kept going back to your collarbone. After a big bite of the fruit, the juice spilled over your bottom lip and ran down your chin, your throat, pooled on your collar bone, then continued down to run into your cleavage. When you took another bite and even more juice spilled out you cringed, sucking in to try and keep it in your mouth.

"Geez." You mumbled, looking for a paper towel or napkin, something, to dry the juice. The pink liquid was already soaking into the white of your tank and luckily your bra was nude. Not only was your face and chest a mess, but your hands had gotten sticky. Mark watched your tongue lick furiously along your bottom lip, trying to get some of the juice off your chin.

"Let's get you cleaned up." You were shocked at the speed of your boyfriend, who had stood, hauling you up with him, and into the rental house. You both barely slipped your sandals off up entering and you were a bit surprised he dragged you toward the bathroom and not the nearby kitchen to get to a sink.

"Where are we going?" you questioned, blinking in shock as he pulled you into the bathroom, shutting and locking the door. As you stood near the vanity, hands in the air to avoid getting things stuck to them, you watched in surprise as he pinned you against the sink, his face getting very close. Even though he was your boyfriend, the proximity and intense look on his face made your own warm up red. His tongue flicked out, lapping at the drying juice on your face that was just as sticky as the stuff on your hands. He groaned as you shivered, his lips sealing over your own. Immediately you forgot about your sticky hands, going to the back of his shirt to hold on as he lifted you to rest on the bathroom vanity. You did at least have the subconscious thought to not touch his hair. His own sticky hands had met your waist, sneaking under your flimsy white tank, running his thumb over your smooth skin, it stuttered a bit from the juice. When his tongue entered your mouth, you both tasted the sweet watermelon on each other. A trail of saliva connected your lips when he finally pulled away, both of you panting.

"Fuck." He loved the dazed look that had spread across your face, and his smirked when his lips met your neck and you whined. His tongue ran along the path he had watched the juice flow over the skin, cleaning you off and at the same time heating your skin and core. Your hips jumped up from the counter, your denim covered mound grinding against his cock tenting his swim trunks. Mark continued to suck and nibble at you as he moved to follow that path of the watermelon juice, before your shirt covered the final destination. He pulled back just enough to get it off of you, the white material sticking briefly to his fingers. Yours stuck even more to his shirt as you hauled it off of him. Mark's mouth and tongue traced and nuzzled your breasts as he got your bra unhooked and off. Using his tongue to follow the trail of juice, he diverted at your sternum, sealing his lips over your nipple. You sighed, resting back on the counter so your bare back touched the cold mirror. As your boyfriend focused on the other side, he helped you wiggle your shorts off. You didn't have any panties on since your shorts were so tight, and it was so hot out anyway.

"Fuck… (Y/N)~" You would never get used to way he would moan your name.

"Mark, hurry." You furrowed your brow in playful frustration, trying to reach the waist band of his swim trunks to get them off. He huffed in amusement, having a better reach to do it himself.

"Hurry, hurry~" You nearly bounced in anticipation and his chuckle turned to a groan as he started to sink his cock inside of you. Your body shivered, your hand went to your mouth to try and muffle the pitiful moan you let out as he bottomed out. Like usual, you were soaked for him, making the entry easy.

"Try and stay quiet, baby." He rested his forehead on your shoulder, hands on your hips. You hiccupped when he gave a short but hard thrust, keeping up that pace, rapidly bringing you close to your orgasm already. His pelvis would grind against your clit every time he filled you fully, and your breath hitched each time. He gave a breathless chuckle at how cute you were, not noticing that his thrusts were strong enough to shake the vanity. The ceramic cup holding some toothbrushes rattled each time, growing closer and closer to the edge.

"Damn-" Mark groaned as quietly as he could, pulling your hips to the very edge of the vanity, your back slid down the mirror before landing on the marble. You wrapped your legs around his waist, hand pressed hard over your mouth, the other gripping the bar on the wall that held up the hand towel. Your boyfriend ran his tongue over his smirking bottom lip, enjoying watching you try desperately to stay quiet as he fucked you. He only slightly paused when the cup finally fell over, landing on the tile floor and shattering. It was out of the way, so his hips stuttered a bit, but he continued with a huff when you whined in desperation at the halt.

"Shit, babe-" He groaned, and you moaned as well, feeling your own climax getting closer. You both fell over when he did a final grind against your clit, as deep as he could go, spilling inside of you. The heat of his cum brought you over as well, and you pulled your hand from your mouth, panting quietly.

"S-sorry." Mark suddenly felt guilty for hauling you into the bathroom to fuck while all of your friends were possibly in ear shot.

"Th…that's okay." You gave him a tired smile and he kissed you softly with a giggle. After cleaning up a bit and straightening clothes and hair back up, you slipped back outside, and it seemed like no one had even noticed you two had been gone. Later, when you were inside to eat supper, you heard a loud shout from the bathroom.

"Who broke the toothbrush mug?!"

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Hello, can we have a hc Overlord!Parental Figure reader for Velvette? I just think it would be silly to have us scolding Velvette at the Overlord Meeting. Also I wish to be tall, between Carmilla and Rosie's height-🙃

Good evening my dear! I do hope you enjoy these! Also I felt that wish to be tall.

Parental figure overlord! reader x Daughter figure! Velvette headcanons

She made sure you wouldn't be at the overlord meeting where she sung respectless because if you were there and she pulled that stunt with the angel's head and the music number with Carmine, she would've been smacked.

I'm thinking you were one of the first overlords she met after she died, she got lucky that you immediately viewed her as a child figure because otherwise she would NOT be where she was today.

She'd be dead or worse.

I imagine back in the early days you just showed up with her to Rosie's like "This is my disrespectful child! Velvette! Say hi to Miss Rosie!" "no."

You taught her practically everything you know about being an overlord.

You let her slide with her behavior most of the time, mostly with regular sinners or hellborn, but with overlords? You shut that shit DOWN, especially if you consider some of them, Like Carmilla Carmine or Zestial, friends of yours.

Like Velvette chill the fuck out those are your godparents.

Forbid that you WERE at the meeting with the musical number she's getting YOINKED off the table, you're tall, she's short it's not a tough fight.

At regular overlord meetings whenever she starts getting too feral, you just give her the mom look™ or the dad look™

Or whatever the middle version of that is, the grunkle stan look??™

And she chills out.

Or if that doesn't work a "Velvette." In a certain tone does the trick.

You see Vox and [Vomiting noises] Valentino as her little friends, you don't take them seriously despite having a couple of business deals with Vox.

Y'all have little Parent child days that involve going out to eat, spa, movies or something etc etc with matching outfits obviously.

You know how some kids have a separate social media account from their parents? Well she can't exactly do that so she just sets it up to where you can only see SOME of her posts.

Speaking of her social medias guess who gets mother's Day/father's day posts dedicated to them?

You!

You know that one thing that's like "THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE" with the dude getting on the refrigerator that's Velvette with you sometimes.

You may or may not live in the vee tower no one knows you just kinda, appear.

Sometimes if your scolding Velvette and Vox or [more vomiting noises]Valentino walk in, they get roped into it.

Thankfully the only one that actually gets beaten is Valentino

Sometimes when you visit Carmilla you drag Velvette with you to have a playdate with Carmilla's daughters while you and Carmilla have like, tea or a business meetings.

Whenever she's sick, you come in CLUTCH bringing in soups, meds, tucking her in and making sure she rests.

For your birthdays she makes your present [which is usually some type of clothing] personally, like she's the one sewing.

It needs to be perfect for her parent, and the fools working under her would NOT make it perfectly.

She WOULD not tell you that she's the one that makes it herself.

You definitely bring her something whenever you visit her, like she's a spoiled brat for a reason, veruca salt but better, more ironic and less annoying.

Good evenin' folks! I hope y'all enjoyed! I rewatched Velvette clips while writing and lowkey forgot how iconic she is, anywho as always thank you for tunin' on in!

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iconic (random) quotes as the strawhat crew + shanks, ace!

luffy:

- if you didn't wanna get assimilated into my found family, you should have killed me when you had the fucking chance - i dont have sex cause it serves no narrative purpose to me - (flirting) you look so biteable today - the fact that i am constantly saying weird and unpleasant things is just part of my charm

zoro:

- he's probably texting so many girls sweet things. stand out. tell him you're gonna stab him. - got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing. - *clearly covered in blood and guts but trying to act normal* ok. maybe i did awaken my inner beast. so what. fuck u guys - dont care, didnt ask, plus my boobs jiggle when i walk

sanji:

- talking stage? baby just move in we can talk at home - hes NOT just some guy, hes my girlfriend - how is "pretty boy" an isult?? yes, i am the prettiest boy in town, call me a pretty boy - "what if your gf was wrong?" i'd reshape reality to make it right.

shanks:

- i knew i was gonna be a good daddy at the ripe age of fifteen - if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him up so much. i'd make him wait outside as i go in first and and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill blow this whole building up (talking about buggy) - bro your relationship with your friend is borderline homosexual and i think thats beautiful

ace:

- "i can fix him" good for you, i joined him in his insanity - (gripping the bathroom sink, knuckle turning white) but i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i stay silly :3 i sta - *gets caught pickpocketing cause i keep saying "yoink" out loud when i do it* - everyday i have to wake up and carry on being a little babygirl

nami:

- i am so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend, im serious - if i had a boyfriend i'd trap him in a glass jar and shake him around - puts cocaine in my lip gloss so when she kisses me she thinks im god - you let a blonde man speak to you like that????

ussop:

-you can't "im just a little guy" out of this one cunt - i could never abuse substances, i love substances - you'd be amazed about the amount of times ive fucked around without finding one single thing

chopper:

- girls be like "i love animals!!" and hate themselves....... like you're an animal girl <3 peace on planet earht - if you look really closely i have this "fear meter" floating next to me that goes up whenever anything - being six feet tall seems excessive

[thenyandrawsnstuff]

day 14 - who/what inspired your OC?

this might as well be drawing over memes: part two because I have no idea what else I could of drawn lol, anyways here’s the big wall of text:

It’s funny going back to when Bombyx was first made and seeing how they changed

so how were they made?

Uh well you see they just… came into existence I drew the first image in a discord call as a random slugcat oc

and things kind of built around from there lol

it’s funny seeing that they weren’t originally meant to be an absolute sassy icon

oh, and they were meant as a sort of sona but Yeahh no that got lost eventually

oh, and they got stolen a couple times???? Like one time the old arena icon was used as a pfp randomly and then they also got yeeted in a rp and I had no idea until I was told by the person LOL (there was no hard feelings though dw) i never really looked back on that but it’s really funny actually like wow i was good enough artist for people to want to yoink my characters??? And use my art?? I see it as very flattering NFKNFSKSN

oh yeah the inspo part, uhhh I just went “hehehe I like moths so I should make a scug based off one!” And that’s as deep as it goes in all honestly

I already said this part but their design wasn’t originally based on a specific kind of moth but one day i was like “fuck it, they’re a rosy maple moth slug now” and yeah that’s what Inspired their winged design at least

I’ve had people compare them to eevee from Pokémon before but honestly I don’t know if it was just pure coincidence or a subconscious thing??? I mean truthfully, it’s probably the latter but hey I guess that counts as inspiration then?

oh and a last thing? Their iterator-phobia was definitely a thing that was included early on in the making of them and I was inspired by the thought “hey why are all the slugcat/iterator dynamic always generally positive” yeah in short, I’m a chaotic being that HATES wholesome dynamics! THEY NEED TO BE ABUSIVE AND TERRIBLE AND- ok im joking obviously but since the idea of a negative dynamic between a slugcat and iterator had been something I’ve never seen done before until that point, i capitalised on it! Because of course i did and oh yeah that’s how FS came into the picture?? We’re getting all the creation backstories today

Anyways I’m happy I included that idea because I love seeing my OCs S U F F E R, or because I thought it was an idea unique at the time? Yeah that works too ig smh

[t00nyah]

Okay so how exactly did Wenda attack all the sillies? Like, in what situation? Did she just like randomly come at Pinki with a chair? What was Tunner trying to do when she shot him? (I think you said something about trying to defend ppl?) How’d she do what she did to Sky and Oren? Also in what order did she attack them? I’m curious lol and I love your yapping so hopefully this ask makes some sense lmao I’m not sure it does sorry 😭

this ask makes so much more sense than ANY ask i ever wrote in my life you're GOOD

okay...i don't have a VERY particular order of events in my head, but here's what probably happened:

(hi, after yapping session t00nyah here, obviously gore and murder and stuff is described there!)

i think at first wenda felt a bit weird when she saw everything change, when she saw brud with 60% of his head gone, when she saw OWAKCX's skinned body, and only then clicked that hey, it's alright, everything's going down, so it's allowed to have some girlfun!

i'm trying to make a timeline still and i think it makes sense in my head that wenda went for sky purely out of this newly bloomed impulse to do something intensely fucked up without a weapon on her. dunno where she got those poles, but i would assume they just were around for some reason. i have a small idea of... tunner could've witnessed it shortly after and probably felt so bad about not being there in time to stop her. i think tunner was on a look out for others because something was clearly going on, but unfortunately stumbled across wenda and of course she was full of delight. seeing tunner so appaled at the sight made her laugh! she doesn't have to hide the deranged side of her brain now, who cares, she's not the only one!

of course it was tunner's duty to eliminate the threat, but the question was in order: was it all her doing? who's behind it all if not her? to which she of course looked at him annoyed and gave him the genuine 'no, i just came here and everything was like that already. not that i mind, as you can see' and somehow still managed to yoink the revolver he had pointed at her. got lucky i suppose. with my super-toxic-yuri-powered brain i can't not imagine her do some weird flirting because i don't care im brainrotted. something about a he/him butch lesbian pointing a gun at her because she's actively seen as a threat is just that attractive to her. but we all know it ultimately ends with her shooting him, having her girlfun!

that's the point after which she goes to get her knife, because she really got lucky with having something around and it's not really that fun when she doesn't have her own iconic murder weapon, right?

i think she could've gotten the idea of finding oren and pinki almost immediately, and of course she found them hiding at the house together, trying to figure out where to go now, nowhere is safe. and nowhere it is, as wenda approaches them in the most horror movie maniac way possible for her. i think hearing her voice immediately raised the question of is there any chance it's a good thing wenda found them, and no, turns out of course it's not! i think she didn't mean to do that, but ended up hitting pinki with a chair because she was annoying to her to shut her the fuck up. ended up fucking up her face and knocking her out for good, as she herself got to FINALLY use her knife and slowly cut open oren's ribcage. made sure to make it painful! after looking at what she's done for a while, of course, she did get bored and move on, but she was definitely satisfied.

(this is basically where the answer to the questions ends, but i still went on a bit of a bonus yapping session to clarify something)

and then in redemption arc au almost immediately after that something just cleans the atmosphere, everything is normal again and wenda is hit with this weird feeling of emptiness after so much stimuli and boiling bloodthirst. just a whuh. wuh. and stands still. looking around. everything is so normal, but the gore in sight is definitely the same. and then she's approached by the higher powers forbidding her from doing any more harm and helping repair what has been broken. obviously her first reaction is 'this is bullshit.' which is understandable. and yeah, this IS bullshit. but she legit is disallowed to harm anyone now it just won't work and harming herself counts too she just can't do SHIT. she very VERY unwillingly has to cure lethal wounds (and it works because of the said higher powers that made her do that and she's so pissed).

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Name / Alias : Jace

Are you over 18? : Yes / No (I'm 32 and proud of it!)

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Are you selective about who you write with? : No (anyone) / Semi (most people) / Yes mainly in the respective continuity of my muse, and all OCs/verses involved) / Highly (few people) / Private (mutuals only).

Are you selective about who you follow? : No (anyone) / Semi (most people) / Yes (some people) / Highly (few people).

If your muse is canon, how much do you adhere to canon? : Not at all / A little / Some / Mostly / Strictly / Not Applicable.

What post lengths do you write? : One-Liners / Single-Para / Multi-Para / Novella/ All of the aforementioned

Do you use icons and/or GIFS? : No / Gifs / Icons / Yes / Sometimes.

Do you write on other platforms? :No / Yes (discord)

What level of plots do you write? : Unplotted / Open-Ended Plots / Semi-Plotted / Fully Plotted Epics / All of the aforementioned

How quickly do you usually respond to threads? : Very Slow (more than a month) / Slow (3-4 weeks) / Average (1-2 weeks) / Fast (less than one week) / Very Fast (less than three days)

What types of themes do you like? : Adventure / Romance / Fluff / Angst / Violence / Tragedy / Domestic / Family / All of the aforementioned

What genres do you like? : ( Feel free to add! ) High Fantasy / Supernatural / Science Fiction / Historical / Horror / Comedy / Romantic / Drama / Action / Smut / Adventure / Espionage / Dark / Emotional / All of the aforementioned

Are there any themes you’re uncomfortable writing on your blog? : (Not triggers) No / Yes / Sometimes (Not a big fan of mindless suffering/Whump. It needs direction.)

Do you have any triggers? How do you request it tagged?: Nah. You're all good in that regard.

– S H I P P I N G –

What types of relationships are you open to? : Romantic / Platonic / Enemies / Rivals / Familial / All of the aforementioned

What types of pre-established relationships are you open to? : Romantic / Platonic / Enemies / Rivals / Familial / All of the aforementioned

Do you have OTPs? : No / Chemistry Only / Yes (Normally I'm seeing chemistry in my Otps here!)

Do you have NOTPS? : No / Yes (Never to the point where you have to tag anything. Just my preferences of not playing them out myself.)

What is your muse’s sexual orientation? : Heterosexual (Goes for both Caelus and Lighter.) / Heteroflexible / Bisexual / Pansexual / Homoflexible / Homosexual / Demisexual / Sapiosexual / Asexual / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse/verse you’re asking

What is your muse’s romantic orientation? : Heteroromantic / Heteroflexible / Biromantic / Homoflexible / Homoromantic / Panromantic / Demiromantic / Sapioromantic / Aromantic / Still trying to figure it out / Depends on the muse/verse you’re asking

Are you comfortable writing smut? : No / Selectively / Yes

How early in a relationship do you ship romantically? : Autoship / During plotting / After a couple IC interactions / Several IC interactions / Slow burn / Plot dependent (Some scenarios unlock shipping routes faster than others. Its a toss up) / Never

Are you open to toxic ships? : No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

Are you open to problematic ships? : No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

Are you open to polyamory shipping? : No / Selectively / Yes / I am not sure

Are you an exclusive shipper? : Never / Sometimes (If requested or set as someone's rules) / Yes

Does crack shipping ever happen? : Nope / Yes / depends

tagged by: Felt like a nice run by so I yoinked it.

tagging: YOU STARIN AT THE DEETS? YOU THROW THIS TO YOUR MUSES!

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Started watching the original series of Star Trek and my thoughts so far:

- I was skeptical at first but then the talk between the doctor and Pike was soooo fucking good, they’re bringing out ALL the issues right away, so pretty strong beginning

- oh lord the sexism (they try to kind of address it?)

- first teleportation is iconic! (Why did aos even TRY and change it?)

- Spock SMILES?!?

- THE VOICE!!! She’s so iconic (talking about the lady who voices the computer in next generation)

- Pike don’t follow her!! Nooo! Pike! Oh well get him I guess

- interesting monsters… hmm.. it’s a fucking zoo isn’t it.

- “the creature will throw himself against the transparency” *bong**bionng* *bonnng*

- nevermind it isn’t a zoo

- neat transition effect when they put him in the mind games

- *roar* “if you attack while it’s not looking” THAT IS A NORMAL MAN

- falling is a bad guys worst enemy and a plot devices best friend

- “zoo specimens like me” OK SO KIND OF A ZOO

- BRO THEY YOINKED HER OUT OF EXISTENCE

- THEY SENT HIM TO HELL HOLY CRAP- oh wait he’s back it’s fine haha

- horsies! Pike is a horse girl

- these episodes are 51 minutes each

- “‘cause you either live life, bruises, skinned knees, and all, or you turn your back on it and start dying” Holy damn that’s a good moment

- So this is how Orions came to be huh. Thank god they made it to Tendi

- Alien: which one of these women do you want?Pike: When I fucking get you-

- Spock was gonna leave, love him for that, live laugh love sweetie <333 (wait is live long and prosper their version of live laugh love?)

- “you think we’re gonna take this? Well what if we blow ourselves up”

- THAT VEIN BLUGE THOUGH

- “‘get your fuckin dog bitch’ ‘it don’t bite’ ‘YES IT DO’” when Pike shows up with a bomb

- IS SHE GOOD? What? no take her with?!? What kind of fucking ending? “and I agreed with her reasons” the fuck, fuck off

- Number one is so done with his shit AND SHE’S RIGHT

- So uhhh when does Kirk come in? Or Bones (mostly bones)

- okay the next episode started and I just needed to have some patience cause they’re both here now

If you read all that, thank you? Might do this again or just add onto this post.

Edit: I did do it again! Here’s the second one

Here’s all the others

Another edit: First episode is called “The Cage”

[troutfur]

Okay so that last ask had me going down an ADHD rabbit hole, one thing after another, so let me try and recreate it here for your thoughts:

I was reading over the idea of Appledusk being a spirit prayed to/invoked for when someone wants to behave immorally. Like: hiding an affair from your wife? Call up Appledusk! Wanna go visit that hot ShadowClanner? Just ask Appledusk! “”“Great”“” guy… But then I had the little one-off thought of, “prayers are good and all, but it would be fun if the living had a way to like… silently call upon these spirits, and I had the thought of: “if you want protection from being found out as a cheater, eating a bit of apple at dusk will protect you”

And then I thought: what if that’s why warrior names are the way that they are?

In a society in which ancestors are worshipped and revered so highly, and in which specific individuals become guiding or protective spirits/wraiths, maybe their names adapted over time to become sort of like… indicative of “do x thing, catch their attention and receive their protection”. I’m not sure if this makes sense At All (I’m very tjred), but like,,

“I want my name to stand out, so that someday I might do something great and be remembered as a a spirit to be called upon, so they should follow my namesake to catch my attention and receive my blessing.”

Some ex: Eating a chunk of an apple right as it becomes dusk is said to offer good luck for those aiming to commit immoral crimes of the heart. It is said that the best place to plot vengeance is in the shade of a maple tree. Freckled rocks are best to make wishes on. Tossing something important straight into the heart of a fire is said to bring about good fortune and luck. Etc etc etc

Again: adhd brain train, seeby, this isn’t very well thought out. But I thought it was interesting so I wanted to share ^^

OOOOH YES! I really like that thought. The natural world serving as conduits for the ancestors to work magic through sympathetic connections. Words connecting spirit and matter.

Maybe the connection is thought to work even in life. As a boost to their natural "essence". Jayfeather lining his nest with jay's feathers to enhance his dreamwalking, Hollyleaf wearing her iconic holly leaves headpiece from fanart as a good luck charm, or Honeyfern swallowing ferns slathered in honey in a last ditch effort to find something for the snake bite.

If you don't mind can I yoink the idea? Really fun possibilities.

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bot needs permission to change usernames for !yoink, !gift, !sort, and !arrage. the "kobold bot" role has to be above the roles in server settings of anyone whose name you want to be able to be changed, even admins if they want theirs changed too. sadly it cannot edit the usernames of server owners :(

command list:

general just for fun commands

!help : links here

!goldstar (person) : requires you @ the person. gives them a gold star and increases a counter by 1 for how many gold stars they have!

!magicball (question) : will return an answer as if asking a magic 8 ball a question

if you @ the bot and include a "?" in the same message then the bot will reply to you! the responses are all different to the !magicball command but they are similar

!url : generates an (animal)(gender)(bodypart) tumblr url!

!santa : tells you whether you were naughty or nice this year and then assigns you a gift if you were nice

!scurrius : fight Scurrius, the Rat King!

!fish : go fishing!

!hunt : go hunting!

!bite (person) : bites someone, @'s them if you @ someone

!pet : sends a petting gif, you can put words after the command such as @'ing someone but the bot won't @ them

!love : he loves me / he loves me not

!password : generates a strong password

!yip (number) : yips the number of times

!dragon : kobold reaction

!owo : whats this

!skankin : you know when that brass be bumpin'

!time : tells the time

!start : starts a timer that runs in the background for every server

!end : ends the timer in the background for every server

idlegame commands

!idlegame (name) : sends your champion on an idle adventure!

!idlecheck : checks in on how champion is doing!

!idleleaders : shows how much money the richest and poorest champions have and how many adventures the most seasoned champion has been on!

!idlerename (name) : renames your champion!

!idledonate (person) (gold) : the (person) requires you @ the person whose champion you wish to give gold to. this does not work if you try to give more money than you have or negative money

pvp commands

!fight (person 1) (person 2) : puts two people into a fight pit and they repeatedly hit each other until one or both have 0 or less hp and then announces the winner or a tie

!yoink (person) : requires you @ the person. steals a character from their display name. can be used on the bot. requires the "kobold bot" role to be put above the roles of the people whose display names are being changed in the role manager. cannot be used on server owner sadly :(

!gift (person) : requires you @ the person. adds a random letter to their name. again can be used on the bot. also requires the "kobold bot" role to be above the roles and cannot be used on the owner :(

!arrange (person) : requires you @ the person. rearranges their username. can be done on the bot. also requires "kobold bot" role above the roles of the target and can't be used on the owner :(

!sort (person) : same requirements as yoink, gift, and arrange, but this time sorts the name from least to greatest

counting commands

!yaoi : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!yuri : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!celibacy : adds to a counter consistent across all servers

!edward : displays the current counter for the yaoi, yuri, and celibacy commands

!feed : feeds the bot

!unfeed: unfeeds the bot

!howfed : says how fed the bot is

random comands

!wikipedia : links a random wikipedia article

!wikimedia : links a random file from wikimedia

!wikiquote : links a random page from wikiquote

!wiktionary : links a random entry from wiktionary

!osrswiki : links a random oldsschool runescape wiki article

!melvorwiki : links a random melvor idle wiki article

!randmtg : links a random magic: the gathering card from scryfall

!randfish : gives you a random fish, might give garbage

!randsnake : gives you a random snake, might give garbage

!randcolor : gives you a random color, might give garbage

!randlist : gives you a random list from wikipedia, might give garbage

info commands

!definition (word) : gives the definition of the given word, can be multiple words such as "dog days"

!wiki (thing) : gives you the first paragraph of the summary of a wikipedia article, can be multiple word thing

number commands

!add (numbers) : adds numbers together

!roll (adv/dis/number dice) (number sides) (khnumber/klnumber/modifier) : rolls any number of dice with any number of sides with any +/- modifier. replace any part in red with any integer. if you do adv or dis instead of a number it rolls two dice, keeps higher or lower, kh keeps highest of a number of rolls, kl keeps lowest of any number of rolls. even if the modifier is 0, it must be put into the third slot. example

!roll2 (expression) : this roll command is meant if you're doing simple dice rolling with multiple kinds of dice without needing advantage or keeping. you enter expressions in the d format such as "1d4-2d6+3d10+2" where the number before the d is how many dice and the number after the d is how many sides and then you can have any number of types of dice added or subtracted and an ending modifier if you want for the total of the rolls

the bot will also occasionally add reactions when certain words are used.

feel free to send in asks for bugs you find or also ideas you have either for polishing the commands or funny things to add to the bot! have fun out there!

[majachee]

god they all look so stupid. squishes them in my hands like stress ball

anyways the designs absolutely SLAP you cooked with them fr fr, I really like you leaning into the white parts of their designs and making their unique colors accents instead of the main focus. the texture of the suits looks incredibly foreign, highlighting the alien origin of these suits and morphers. I love the little collars you gave them too, the suits fit perfectly fit for alien suits from a 90s show lol

I actually really like their civilian outfits too, you made their original outfits look better by adding more details to them without making it too chaotic. courtney literally looks like she goes to catholic school and I love it

over 10/10 art and designs I would eat it for breakfast lunch and dinner

-mmpr anon

TY TY MWAH MWAH

The suits were what I struggled with the most lol, really wanted them to look alien yet also familiar! Glad I succeeded!

Allow me to ramble nonsensically abt the civilian outfits for a bit—

As for the civilian outfits, like I said I based them off of attire shown in campy 90s-early 2000s shows and they were... surprisingly easy for me to draw and design! Probably due to the amount of exposure I had/currently have to these shows lol

I'd unironically dress like this. To be HONEST.

Courtney's is probably my fav, her outfit is explicitly based on school uniforms and the preppy style from the late 80s-90s! Hers was also inspired by Willow from BTVS (primarily seasons 1-2 Willow), and a wee bit of Ocean from Ride the Cyclone (vibes)! Oh, and Rory from Gilmore Girls!

(White sweater top left is def one I want to draw her in!)

Harold's outfit was somewhat yoinked from some of Billy's fits in the og show lol (the blue overalls are very iconic to me) and... Yeah, def some Chucky influence in there. With the orange and pink and whatnot lol

The hamburger on his shirt always felt... weird... to me, so I changed it to an alien. Bit on the nose, but I think it also helps tie in his green-tinted glasses and shoes!

Heather's fit is a mix of her canonical outfit, with some influence from Trini and Kimberly thrown in there, esp with her sweatshirt! Also, the scrunchy is definitely a reference to Heathers (the movie and musical)!

I can also see her pulling off some of Buffy's outfits!

Buffy Summers your fits will ALWAYS be iconic to ME

I remember there being outfits involving oversized sweater vests in a wide variety of 90s media... but for the life of me, I can't find the specific screenshots. I do remember Billy and Trini wearing sweater vests in MMPR once or twice, and that was the first thing that came to mind when creating Noah's outline!

^^ I also used pics/models like these for reference! I wanted his shirts to hang loose from his body, almost covering it up since the ranger suits are lowkey skin-tight. Also I made his socks and pants longer/baggier!

I RAN OUT OF PIC SPACE NOOOOO BUT JUST KNOW I BASED DUNCAN'S OFF OF 90S GRUNGE (because his outfit and aesthetic always seemed more grunge than punk to me) AND I HAD THE MOST FUN WITH HIS OUTFIT.... LET IT BE KNOWN.

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

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[astralwhat]

charlie/aster. tree-hugging animal nerd. enjoyer of sci-fi, fantasy, the paranormal, historical fiction, and everything in between. draws stuff sometimes

other art ▪️ buy my wares ▪️ zine bash

faq ⤵️

can i use your art for [personal thing]?

as long as it wasn't commissioned by someone else, you can use any of my art for your personal icon, profile pic, header, playlist cover, dnd home game, print and tape to your wall, etc etc. please credit/link back to me whenever possible if it's something posted on the internet

can i get a tattoo of your art?

again, for my personal non-commissioned art, sure! i'd appreciate it if you leave a kofi tip or buy a little something from my shop when you can. a shout out is also appreciated if you post a pic to show off the tattoo, partly for design credit and partly because i'd like to see it :)

are you open for commissions?

maybe 👍 please email astralwhat@gmail.com with "commission" in the subject line. tell me what you have in mind and i'll let you know if it's something i can do right now

will you restock [item]?

franklin leg and terror/erebus ship pillows: nah. i might do a new ship pillow eventually, but no immediate plans. feel free to yoink the ideas and make your own; they're not super original concepts lmao

polar explorer shirts: "all well" will have another preorder campaign (probably its last) in december 2024. "make history or die trying" is available through my redbubble (and as of nov '24 has a few still in stock in my etsy) but otherwise i have no plans to do another run

prints and stickers: will probably be restocked (shop updates are usually in april and november ish), and/or is available through my redbubble shop

how do you produce your merch?

prints: i use Catprint (US based) for all of my prints and have done for many years; they're great, lots of options, no minimums, and i highly recommend if you want to get into selling prints. and remember to take advantage of their paper sample pack and free print proofing!!

stickers: i've used Stickerapp (US based) several times; their minimum quantities are higher than i usually want but the prices aren't bad and the quality is nice. mostly now i use Zap! Creatives which has lower minimums and allows for multiple designs in one order, plus i'm already getting other items from them.

pins, charms: i use also Zap! Creatives (UK based) for this; as much as i'd love to produce everything this side of the pond i really haven't found anyone comparable in the US and i've been pretty happy with them.

pillowcases, lanyards, glasses cloths: i've done through a group order organized by another artist; dm me and i will hook you up with the mailing list :)

shirts: for the first couple runs of "make history" i had them made by Huntsville AL-based screenprinter Green Pea Press, who were great to work with and i highly recommend if you're in the area. ordering, storing, and shipping lots of shirts was a bit too much for my one-man-one-room business though so i started using Print Social (UK based) which runs pre-order campaigns and then prints and fulfills everything themselves. very easy to set up, and the shirts look nice!

packaging: i get basically all my mailers from ecoenclose, glassine paper from blick, and otherwise try to reuse brown paper/cardboard/etc for inner packaging as much as possible.

will you draw [fandom] again?

[shrug emoji] it could happen. i'm still fond of everything i've done fanart for in recent years, so there's always a chance i'll return to it if struck with ideas and motivation and energy at the right time

what happened to [various original story things]?

i'm tired dude. i haven't forgotten about them i'm just Tired

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if you have a question or something to say, you can send a dm or ask here, although my response may be a little slow. for anything time-sensitive or otherwise very important, please email me at astralwhat@gmail.com

[mixtapedoh]

if you’re still rating tropes: ex is still listed as emergency contact, immortal x reincarnated, angst. one of these is totally not the trope of a reg wip i’m working in

omg,,,,, should you publish your wip, tag me in it <333

ex is still listed as emergency contact is actually one i've never read before?! color me intrigued and oh so ready for the pining and angst, and i'm preemptively giving it a lukewarm c, because i feel like it could have a slew of miscommunication which could very easily grind my gears, but i just know someone out there is writing this trope specifically for the girlies and is killing it <3

immortal x reincarnated is actually one i've read before, but not on fanfic - through webtoon asdfghgfds - it had potential, but it could have been more. i think there's a lot of meat to this, but i also am quite particular about the portrayal of immortals and sometimes it can yoink me out of a fic if i Respectfully Disagree, so i'm going to give this one a like,,,, high c? c+, if you will? i usually stumble upon these fics and if they stick, they stick but if they don't, they simple won't.

and, well, as for angst... a+, my own personal brand of heroin, can eat, drink, sleep angst fics and they almost always hit. iconic, good eats, idc what everyone else says, put my little blorbos in situations where they struggle, it's character buildings it's high art, it's branded on my skull <333333

give me a trope and i'll grade it 🔪

[askcmdee]

Anon so this doesn't come from my main but it's nsfruitw- I LOVE YOUR BLOG CODING OMG??? THE WORKING BUTTONS AND MOVING WINDOWS ARE SO AWESOME???? I'm so excited for Dee's ask blog!!!

<OOC:>

Ahhhhhh!!! thank you!!! I had three different potential blogs.. but a lot of them didn't really met my wishes/criteria.

Which in case you're interested were:

Windows 98 look

Search bar

Visible tags

One Column

Separate Window for your Profile Info with a picture. (maybe separate icons or a lil menu for links)

No endless scrolling/seperate pages

I will put everything else under the cut since the post became quite long haha

This was one of the first themes I tried out (tbh I kinda jumped between all of them, trying stuff out)

I loveeee the start bar on this one, the icons and that it can be one or two columns. But it has no search bar and I didn't like that the profile section is super small, has no picture and couldn't be swapped to the left instead of the right side. I'm not confident enough in my html/css skills to competently yoink that start bar and transplant it into a different theme

Pros VS Cons: + animated start-bar (with accurate time in the corner) + one column (or two columns) + Windows 98 look + functional corner buttons + icons + custom background picture - no search bar - tiny info profile window, no picture (can't be moved to the left side) - endless scrolling - no visible tags

I prefer this theme for the most part over the previous one.. even if i loveee the functional startbar feature there! Its practically perfect. it can be one or two columns (i prefer one column blog layouts personally) You can add a lil picture in the profile section, its on the left side and you have a search bar!

I also looooveee that the post windows look extremely accurate and that the tags are always visible. (< another thing thats often kinda hidden in themes, so i tend to forget about it) Also the lil corner buttons can actually be used to like or reblog the post! what a highlight<3. my only issue was that i couldnt add a background picture.. and i kinda liked the idea of having separate icons for obvious links like I do now.

Pros VS Cons: + Windows 98 look + functional corner buttons + one column (or two columns + No endless scrolling (page by page) + Left side Info Window with picture and links + Visible tags

- no custom background picture

Another theme that I tried out is this one

They made the same theme I ended up using. It has a built in music player (that wont auto run!) a profile section + picture, customizable icons and background. But the biggest thing for me is that it doesn't have a search bar and I really need/want searchbars in my themes.

It's a really solid theme! It just fell a lil short for what I wanted to have

Pros VS Cons: + Windows 98 look + one column + No endless scrolling (page by page) + Left side Info Window with picture and links + Visible tags + music player (bonus) + custom icons and custom background picture + custom lil link window

- no searchbar (my biggest issue with a lot of themes haha)

Okay so last is the theme I ended up using which is this one:

It's very similar to the previous theme (Nostalgia 98) and was made by the same person. I edited the code a lil to have the tags be visible instead of needing to hover and to add another icon for links. It works but it’s also the only icon that isn’t draggable haha

Pros VS Cons: + Windows 98 look + one column + No endless scrolling (page by page) + Left side Info Window with picture and links + custom icons and custom background picture + custom icons for custom links

- no visible tags (I edited the code a lil so they're permanently visible)

[so-silly]

Rabbit Traps..

a Stolkien one-shot

this is based off an animation made by marjoriestotch

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During a rather warm summer afternoon, Tolkien and Steve were stepping out of Steve's work truck, grabbing a couple boxes of food they had bought at a local farmers market. When they had gotten inside, Steve set the boxes he had grabbed down, opening the back door to check on his yard while Tolkien put away the fruits and vegetables into their fridge. When Steve started closing the back door, he and Tolkien could hear a faint shaking coming from a chicken wire fence. At that moment, both knew exactly what was going on.

"God damnit, another rabbit dug under the fence." Steve, Tolkien's father, sighed in frustration.

"Have you considered putting up the traps we bought like weeks ago?" Tolkien replied to his dad, looking down at the hole dug under their lazily put in fences.

"I'm not totally sure how to do that. Think you can ask Randy's son Stan to help? I'm sure he or his father knows how."

"I don't think Randy would want to help us."

"But his son would."

"Okay okay, I'll go bother Stan." Tolkien playfully rolled his eyes.

20 minutes later, Tolkien was in a more…barnyard attire, walking towards the farm next door to his dad's. After following the short path towards the neighboring farm, he stepped up towards the door and knocked a couple times, double checking to see if Randy's truck was parked outside. After waiting for a couple of seconds, Tolkien watched as the door slowly creaked open, presenting a Stan Marsh in skull pj pants, no top, and messy hair.

"Oh hey Tolkien. What time is it??" Stan groggily asked.

"Hey Stan! it's like 3 in the afternoon." Tolkien laughed a little, showing Stan his phone screen.

"Oh shit I didn't realize how late it was. Well anyways, come in. I'm gonna get dressed, you can do whatever."

Stan closed the door behind Tolkien, running up the stairs to change. When he came back, he was in some baggy jeans, a 'stone temple pilots' band teeshirt, a grunge flannel, and black converse. Of course wearing his iconic beanie, even though the weather didn't call for a winter hat.

"So why'd you come over?" Stan asked Tolkien who was sitting on the couch playing on his phone with a can of Sprite sitting on a coaster designed to match the coffee table.

"A bunch of rabbits have been breaking into our yard and eating our plants or just digging holes everywhere. Me and my dad have no clue how to set up the traps we got, so I was hoping you could help..?"

"Oh for sure!! Me and my dad have been setting those up around our yard too. That's probably why they moved onto your yard."

"Awesome! Thanks!"

Tolkien got up from the couch, putting his phone in his pocket and grabbing the sprite he yoinked from Randy's mini fridge, following Stan outside of the door.

"Okay, so basically you need to prop this piece of the door up after placing the rabbit treats at the end, what's supposed to happen is the traps hood falls down when they touch the food, triggering the…Tolkien, are you listening?" Stan paused his far too specific instructions.

When he looked up, he saw Tolkien staring straight at him, a bright but small smile. The sun was shining down on his face, eyes, and hair. The view was absolutely beautiful and both Stan and Tolkien had a hot red blush on their faces.

"Uhm oh yeah, I'm, I'm listening."

"Tolkien, I don't want to re-explain what I just said.."

"Then don't."

Tolkien then ducked down towards Stan. Both of them staring at each other for a couple of seconds. Tolkien began to lean in before Stan turned away, unassembling the trap.

"Okay then prove you listened."

"Are you teasing me right now?" Tolkien dramatically gasped.

"Hypothetically."

"Stop using big words, Stan."

"Make me."

Tolkien turned to the same angle Stan was facing and began to kiss him. Their lips moving rhythmically with each other. Their kiss had lasted at least a minute before Tolkien broke it to breathe. The two once again smiled at each other, Stan looking way more flustered than he had before. Tolkien, on the other hand, giving a more confident and smirky look.

Panicked and nervous, Stan turned back towards the traps, and began fumbling with it, tripping over his own fingers.

"Okay, stop getting distracted. We need to get this done before my dad gets home and flips his shit because I'm hanging out with you."

"Haha, okay then. Work now kiss later?" Tolkien grinned.

"Of course." Stan smiled with a toothy ah grin towards Tolkien, bumping his thigh onto Tolkien's and getting back to building the traps.