#(yes i know it's a trick question because they're two sides of the same coin)
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What about other dangers to babies, like boogeyman attacks and Krampus abductions? You know, while we're talking about shit that doesn't happen
you're not allowed to harvest the organs of a corpse unless it gave you explicit written permission to do so when it was still alive, no matter how badly the guy down the hall needs a new kidney. why should women have less say over what happens to their own bodies than the dead?
#i see the crazies have found this post again#bonus points: are they terfs or conservatives? because i literally can't tell just from the posts alone#(yes i know it's a trick question because they're two sides of the same coin)
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• Gambler's Thrill •
(This is just an old scenario I sent to my friend where MC is good at gambling. Basically they're based off of Yumeko from Kakegurui. Keep in mind I'm in no way shape or form a writer excuse my crackfic😅)
"MC-chaaaan!"
Judging by the honorifics I knew right away that it was Levi so I yelled a short come in and there stood the self proclaimed yucky otaku in all his glory.
"Did ya need something Levi?"
Said boy nodded vigorously and pulled me off my bed.
"Me and the others are doing a game night in the living room right now! You should come to you know, hehe seeing as you're doing nothing"
The curious look I gave him urged him to continue.
"We usually have game nights like these every month! It'd probs be more fun if you tagged along"
"So game as in uh... video games?"
"Gah! I wish that were the case cause if it was then I'd win every time! but it's just mostly card games and what not, and there's the occasional betting that surprise surprise Mammon wins every time"
My face lit up at the mention of card games, it's nothing to brag but I REALLY enjoy card games, especially Blind Man's Bluff.
"Sure I'll go with"
He instantly grabbed my hand and dragged me towards the House of Lamentation's living room. The brothers were already playing and judging by Asmo's expression, he was losing. Sweat was forming on the side of his face while Mammon on the other hand was grinning, widening by the second.
"hAHA! I WIN AGAIN! sweet sweet grimm come to papa!"
He bent over the table to grab the stack of grimm on Asmo's side, said demon was sobbing in the corner after loosing so much money. I leaned over the couch to get a better view, eyeing the giant stack of grimm next to Mammon.
"Good evening MC, are you joining us tonight?"
Satan looked at me with curiosity, I nodded in response seeing as I'm more focused on the next match between Mammon and Lucifer. Satan nodded and turned his attention back to the game.
As the game progressed I was sure Lucifer had the upper hand but one move from Mammon turned the whole round to his favor, in rare moments like these do I see the Avatar of Pride in distress, I mean if you bet 1,000,000 grimm you'd also be stressing how to win it back.
Lucifer sighed in defeat as mammon placed a Queen of Hearts.
"Hmm.. it seems you've won again Mammon, I wouldn't be surprised seeing as you ARE the Avatar Of Greed"
Satan was humming happily beside me seeing as Lucifer lost to Mammon. Mammon for the umpteenth time bent over the table to grab the new stack of grimm from Lucifer's side of the table.
"HAHA! Gah if I keep this up I might as well destroy the Devildom economy! HA!"
Laughing obnoxiously as he added the new stack of grimm to his side. I left my spot behind the couch and walked over to the other side.
"Hey Mammon! Can I play a round with you?"
He stopped laughing and eyed me as if I grew another head, I felt a tap on my shoulder to see Levi give a nervous laugh.
"Uhhh MC... I know I was the one who invited you but I think you shouldn't gamble with Mammon of all people"
I pat his shoulder assuring him I know what I'm doing, he let out a huff and just sat down.
"Yes MC darling, we wouldn't want you going bankrupt after one gamble with Mammon... he is the Avatar of Greed you know"
Beel was hovering over Asmo, mouth stuffed with food, nodding in agreement. I gave them an assuring smile and turned back to Mammon who was counting grimm by stack.
I coughed to get his attention and he looked back up at me.
"A'right MC tell you what, I'll play a round with ya, but that doesn't mean I'll go easy on ya!"
"Sure as long as I get to play I'm happy"
I sat down in front of him as we began to place our bets.
"Since you challenged The Great Mammon! I'll let you place your bet first"
Feeling brave tonight I placed every grimm I had on the table amounting to...
"3 million grimm"
The brothers simultaneously looked at me with wide eyes. I even herd Beel's food drop to the floor and I glanced at the now Awake Belphie.
"MC... surely you know who you're up against correct?"
I felt the slight concern in Lucifer's voice as I smiled at him and assured him I know exactly what I'm getting into. Mammon's grin widened at the prospect of earning such large amounts of grimm in one round. He let out a chuckle and placed his own bet on the table
"Y'never cease to amaze me MC! HAHA! Y'know what! I'll bet your amount two fold"
Brimming with confidence Mammon placed twice my amount on the table all the while still giddy at himself.
"So, shall we begin?"
-Time Skip-
"H...how in the..."
Mammon sat there in absolute disbelief. His eyes widening at the sight of the royal flush in front if him. He'd be lying if he said he was the only skocked. Belphie almost fell off the couch as Levi quickly pulled out his D.D.D posting a status update on his social media
"LMAO! The Great Avatar Of Greed got his ass handed to him by A human in a round of poker!"
Mammon grabbed the edges of the table, his sweat dripping on to the playing card in his hand. Not once in his existence was he beaten in a gamble. He even used every dirty trick in the book! And yet here he was experiencing his first ever crushing defeat. Heck! Lucifer would've spilled his wine if it weren't for his reflexes. But the one who was the most shocked besides Mammon was the cynical fourth brother of wrath.
"Guys... you don't understand"
All heads turned to Satan as he spoke up after recovering from his shock.
"Mammon was playing dirty and yet...MC....still won"
Mammon flinched at the fact that he was exposed. He gingerly glanced at MC only to see her smiling without a care. Beel closed his mouth and softly asked the girl,
"M-MC...how?"
Despite the lack of words in his question, said human seemed to understand and explained.
"Honestly...when I realized Mammon was using underhanded tricks, I wasn't the least bit surprised....Because let's be real here, how could've he maintained his win streak for so long?"
Mammon was at a loss for words,he watched his 6 million grimm being taken by MC's hand beaming happily. Lucifer regained his composure and sat down his wine glass.
"W-well... I guess this goes to show that no matter how good you are there will always be someone... better"
The brothers went silent when they herd a small giggle erupt from the victorious girl, the giggle turned into full on laughter as she clutched her stomach. When she calmed down she looked at Mammon with absolute delight,
"Mammon... why don't we play again"
A million thoughts ran through his head as he herd her offer. Was she mocking him? Is she really that confident in her skill?
"You know... I don't care if you cheat at this point, Iv'e played against people slyer than you before,and you know what..."
He nervously looked up and let out a small what at the girl.
"It just makes the risk all the more interesting... enough to get me high on it"
Now that Mammon was looking clearly at MC, he saw that what he coined as confidence earlier was something much, much more than that. She was oozing with unwavering pride, pride that could even rival Lucifer's, pride that... when you experience first hand is almost terrifying.
Mammon did a double take on her face as he noticed her expression wasn't her usual calm one... it was replaced with something else entirely, replaced with someone who enjoys and gets high with thrill, the thrill of the very thing he was proud of...the thrill...of gambling.
"So.. how 'bout it Mammon"
The smirk on her face growing with each second...Mammon was frozen in his spot, all the brothers in the same state.
"Let's play again"
(Excuse me while I cringe at this insomnia induced crackfic and crappy sketch I did a few months ago that I did to go with the fic)
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