#(would not recommend)

[lalalalalalakakakak]

Vox might not be able to hit on Alastor but he hit the gym for sure

Val has the best problem solving skills of Hell

Headcanons:

Vox doesn't work out for shit. He would even forget to eat if Val and Vel didn't check on him at least once a day.

Val denies it saying that he is "naturally this good" but in reality he hits the gym quite often to be always in top shape and he does a lot of squats (to keep his ass round).

Vel publicly goes to te gym a lot to shoot video and to snap pictures. It's unclear if she also work out while she is there.

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

[toxictoxicities]

Not a good combo

also just horrible timing- though its a little funny

[posrar]

what if bro went even more insane and decided to cope in a slightly different way

[eyesjustwatching]

Please do not watch Velma. Please. I understand your curiosity. I know you're thinking it can't possibly be that bad. NO. If you're that curious, put your pirate hat on. Do not give them the views. No hate watching. There is no obligation to the ip. Let it be an ugly footnote. Please just let this show melt into obscurity forever.

[apnourry]

are you healthy or does the infectious disease office phlebotomist know you by name and call you "my friend!!!"

[preqvelle]

Yes, I would like a side of thighs ..🍗

[0ran-geo]

You got a bit of thirium on your screen. Don’t worry, Connor’s got it for you.

[bookishjules]

it's 5am and i can't stop thinking about michael yew on the williamburg bridge seeing his brothers and sisters dying around him and feeling responsible. he didn't put them on that bridge. no one knew it would be the singular focus of the titan army that night. but he can't help feeling like he should have done better. he should have led them better. he should have been a better leader at camp, not participating in petty feuds that resulted in a lack of reinforcements. he should have focused more on training his cabin. he should have arranged them in a better position when they got to the bridge. he's failed them. failed his cabin. failed lee.. lee was so much better at this. he would have been able to hold more ground until percy arrived. he wouldn't have allowed so many to die. their siblings deserve that kind of leader. so when michael sees the opportunity to make things right. he takes it. one last shot. for the lives lost and those he'd be saving. it's the least he could do to go down with his cabin.

[yourfriendf1nn3g4n]

TMAGP SPOILERS + BONZO

you enter the venue and he offers you a lapdance . what do you do

image credits to @a-mag-meme-a-day / @legendary-dumpster-fire

[xsuspencexkillsx]

Demolition Man

I hate him.

(the chokehold this album has on me is crazy, man)

[lilybarthes]

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[an-actual-attack-helicopter]

HAHAHA what the fuck

[koszmarnybudyn]

I think we all need to appreciate Isabel more.

[goldrshr]

top 10 most humiliating moments of my life: when pinterest decided to put straight-up stucky smut at the TOP of my dashboard when my friend was going through my computer