#(which is normal to want and possible to achieve)

[greenshi]

really fun person to talk to who has great ideas about stuff

A,,,,,,,,,thabk you,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[8ball-wizard]

im so thrilled to meet another clutch fan bc ive always been the one introducing my friends to clutch my first and favourite one that was shown to me first is electric worry, but x-ray vision and a quick death in texas are my other top 3 total. what are your favourite clutch songs?

OH electric worry is the song of all time. i first heard it in one of the left 4 dead 2 teasers and i was fucking SOLD

i only really recently started listening to more bc i realized that their music is basically just "hey heres a guy we put in a situation" and a lot of times that situation is either southern antics or sci-fi dude on the lam. very much wizard music overall.

anyway A Shogun Named Marcus, Wishbone, Careful With That Mic, I Have the Body of John Wilkes Booth, The Regulator, and their cover of Fortunate Son are all S Tier imo

[madralee]

i cant start disco elysium because i have to either disappoint kim kitsuragi by admitting to him that i havent done things a normal police officer would have done or i have to lie and both are giving me anxiety

[anothermonikan]

hate that the character I dislike most in G5 is the one I have the strongest headcanons about. Talking about Hitch Trailblazer yeah

Look I don't like this pony, I have not forgotten he's supposed to be 'The Cop' of the group, I am happy they've been leaning on it less because some of the earlier MYM and TYT episodes are borderline unwatchable because they lean so much into 'oh he's a GOOD cop :)) He loves following rules and keeping ponies safe!' and it's just a little bit disappointing after everything that the G5 movie was supposed to be about that they just let Hitch go back to being a cop and not only that but then they put so much emphasis on how "good" of a cop he is in the show up until like. Sparky's introduction. He's kind of just the dragon dad character now, I can't remember the last time him being sheriff was even mentioned in TYT, I would complain about how inconsistent that makes his character but I honestly would just prefer if they didn't lean on the good cop thing ever again so I won't

BUT. Not ignoring that but it's irrelevant to what this post is really about, um. Hitch has to have some sort of blood relation with Fluttershy right?? Like okay here is my evidence:

Appearance wise, Fluttershy's family has a pretty consistent thing with the colours yellow and green

Like I know none of them have green manes specifically but colour throughout family in MLP is weird. This is probably my most flimsy piece of evidence BUT I think it's interesting when in conjunction with these two other things:

Hitch can talk to animals and

2. I don't really understand what they're going for with the whole cutiemark magic thing in G5 but like. All of the mane cast ponies have different elements that align with their cutiemarks or something and you know what Hitch's is? Kindness. And it's the only one that has a G4 counterpart with an Element of Harmony

I only really started putting this together in my head after the second season 2 episode of TYT when they say their cutiemark magic things out loud and I was like. huh Kindness. like Fluttershy. and then the piece started to fall together in my head and I was like. Oh! Okay! I really hope that's intentional!

[clusterbungle]

YAAAASSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

Also I didn't know until today this little dude could count so high...

[kawaiijellymonster]

My friend made me take the autism test bc she saw me eating a Starburst in quarters and I was like "it is a thing that you must do every time" and uhhh

....very autistic apparently. she also laughed at me immediately in a "literally I knew this so hard" kind of way so idk validating maybe?

[guardianspirits13]

I've gotta say that there is no better achievement as a neurodivergent person than hyperfixating on a character for so long that you are known as "the 'insert character name here' person"

[dragotale78]

Guys, im watching wrestling.

Do I get a good grade in gender now?

[highraccoon]

when your therapist says you're their favorite patient and they missed you the month they didn't see you 🥺

[al-gatone]

why does so much toothpaste have sweetener in it. I don't brush my teeth so I can have mouth candy, I brush to get the fuckers clean. plus it's always god damn one of sucralose, xylitol, or stevia, and all of those taste like roasted dog shit. like filling your mouth with hot dumpster juice

[heartorbit]

the narcissist fools himself

[helge-dopplers]

To celebrate part 2 of my Dead End: Paranormal Park fanfic coming out, here is my little OC and their demon friend on their adventures ^>^

If you want to read the fanfic, you can find part 1 here and part 2 here

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Accurate representation of me trying to get a good grade in my blood pressure test

So I've been working on making sure all my course videos are captioned for accessibility

And I wanted to go in and hand add captions to the video for reading blood pressure to indicate when the korotkoff sounds occur

Except to edit captions the system first makes me auto-generate captions

And I was expecting either something blank, or complete nonsense where the sounds occurred

But I was *not* prepared to open it up and see the heart noises translated like this:

oh no

[zooophagous]

Ok, I'm done collecting uranium glass forever. Because this is my UG holy grail and I finally found it.

This is an Atterbury Ferdinand the Bull mustard pot. He's supposed to have a spoon where the handle sticks out his mouth like a tongue but I need to find a replacement for that.

This stupid fucking glass bull is available in tons of different colors including uranium green but I NEVER found one ever. I've been hunting this bitch for years. I found it in blue, in green but the wrong shade of green, in white, in purple and white, I chased it across antique auctions for ages never once finding even so much as a reproduction piece in the correct noxious green.

So many listings I arrived to a day late. Auction ended March 2 2019. Auction ended June 3 2021. Always a day late, always a dollar short, and always the wrong color.

This is my white whale. Fuck you Ferdinand, from Hells heart I stab at thee. This time Ahab wins bitch.

[ratatatastic]

more shenanigans from the vanha kauppahalli date!!! i.e how quickly can maffhew offend an entire nation and getting deported because he somehow manages to butcher everything

man who desperately seeks approval and very wary to not offend his husband's teammates language he needs to excel at this and not make a fool of himself (spoiler alert he makes a fool of himself anyways)

[coachbeards]

lassiter thinking he’s winning therapy is peak autism idc i don’t make the rules