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heartfullofleeches · 1 year ago
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Mad Scientist Darling + Frankenstein Dog Hybrid Yans - A recluse who's lost many companions over the decades. They haven't the time to shed a tear to the tragedy or the heart to do so either. Their main stick up over their loses was the lack of security to do their work without prying eyes and ears.
"We've seen you down at the cemetery again, Y/n." "Your science is a crime against God, Y/n." "Their body hadn't even frozen over before you took it." What headaches. They had fewer problems when their hounds were alive. Next to zero really with their loyal pets ready to snap at anyone who so much as raised their voice at their master. Sweet angels with their caretaker's safety at heart - god rest their souls. Unfortunately, after their deaths the scientist was unable to purchase more as they had been banned from all pet stores despite never using animals in their research before. Hypocrites.
They couldn't hire any human guards since they'd stab them in the back at the first sihn of greater opportunity. Alone in their study, the scientist had an epiphany. They could have the muscle and brawn of humans, and the loyalty of their hounds by simply merging the too. They weren't a genius for nothing.
A few trips to the local cemetery and morgue here. Some stitches and coding there. Sweat, tears, and more litters of blood than a person should legally be in possession of - and the scientist had their hounds back again. They were alot bigger and definitely more talkative, but they were still the same old loyal pets they once knew. There was one problem however. The hounds seemed to remember alot more of their pasts than intended - yet they never expressed any desire to return to them. The scientist was sure to bury all memories that didn't include them...
"You don't remember me, Y/n?.... We went to high school together and you were my date to prom until you stood me up. I was never able to get over you, and was hoping you'd be at the reunion."
"I was a reporter that followed you around for my big break... You let me stay the night once - after one of your dogs bit me. I kept the scarf you used to stop the blood."
"...It's none of your business..."
These....creatures. How could they have made such a mistake? This experiment turned out to be the greatest, yet most disastrous study of their time. Their pets kept the riff-raff away as instructed, but their mannerisms were - barbaric. Each would happy trot back up to their master's door with a torn limb in their mouth to trade for head pats and the scientists affection. They crowded the human's single bed and referred full rooms of their own. It wasn't uncommon for the scientist to be tackled by whomever was brave enough to encourage their frustration for a few seconds of lovestruck smothering. The loyalty of their hounds and whatever the humans held for them had warped into something truly twisted. The scientist no longer had to worry about outside threat for their security was more danger than any worry the paparazzi may bring
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Scientist Reader: Shake?
[Yan hounds shakes their hand]
Scientist Reader: Drop?
[Whining, the hound coughs up an eye into their hand]
Scientist Reader, scratching them behind the ear: Good puppy~ Now - go fetch with the others.
[Yan hound sprints off to continue mauling the screaming trespasser surrounded by the others]
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[Scientist Reader stands in front of a counter as their hounds stand behind them attached to leashes - jaws snapping at the frightened cashier.]
Scientist Reader: Hello, Timothy. The last time I came in here- I specifically asked for no pickles. We won't have that problem again will we?"
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Yan Hound #1: wahhh, master - they stole my arm so I couldn't hold your hand when we go out again since it's my turn.
Yan Hound #2, chewing one of their fingers: they're lying
Scientist Reader: It's alright. We'll go shopping for a new one later
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sunnysam-my · 7 months ago
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Warning I get a bit politically and frustrated I guess.
One important message to you all. Keep your fucking indoors-outdoors beef outside of the adoption groups, post and shelters. I don't care what side you're on, do not bring it up, because by doing that you are actively harming the chances of the kitten/cat being adopted.
Here, let me explain to you a few concepts that so many people apparently can't graspt:
Not everyone can adopt any cat in need they see. That's just not possible.
Just because someone isn't trapping every single cat outdoors they see doesn't mean they're animal abuser or are single handly responsible for ecological damage.
Not every feral cat can be caught and castrated by a random person with no training or equipment.
Cats born into the wild are not homeless. Do not treat them like strays.
A feral cat is an outdoor, free-roaming cat that has never been socialized to humans and is living in a “wild” state. Because they're not socialized to people, feral cats are not adoptable. If you take them to a shelter, they will almost certainly be killed there.
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In the eyes of the law of many countries feral cats born in the wild are not and, by the definition, cannot be homeless as the wilderness is their home. Taking them from their natural habitat and entrapping them in houses is wrong and in same place even illegal.
Feral cats, unlike strays, cannot live a happy life indoors. They often live in groups, called colonies, wherever they can find food. They are happier in their own territory with their colony family.
Stray cats on the other hand were once pets and are lost or abandoned. They will try to make a home near humans in garages, porches or backyards, because they relay on human help.
Not every wild-born kitten will be feral, in fact most won't, and not every feral cat can't be tamed, some can go through process of socialising to make the adoptable. That's not up to you to decided tho, unless you met the cat and know your shit.
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Because people where I live (Poland) found this simple concept so hard to understand, animal shelters around me no longer accept cats from private people, only from organisations and authorities, since so many of them were people's outdoors pets and feral cats. This already makes it harder to help cats in need.
But the real problem I have is something that happens more and more nowadays and even happend to my family. A feral cat, who lives in our forest and we're trying to tame, gave birth to 7 kittens on our farm and left them in our care. Only two of 7 were feral and strong enough to live in the wild, so we tried to find homes for the rest. Upon mentioning they were born from a feral living close us we were blocked from every single adoption group. The reason? We apparently were 'abusers and breeders', because we tried to help kittens who would 100% died if left alone, instead of focusing on somehow finding cats that lives somewhere in the giant woods, capturing them with no equipment and driving with them 2h+ to make them go through abortion and castration that most of them probably wouldn't even survive. Yeah.
BTW we never found homes to those kittens, because of crazy indoor cat ladies that would shit on every single post of ours and got us blocked. Obviously we didn't leave the cats alone, considering only one in five feral kittens will live to five months of age. We were forced to travel with them 4 hours and keep them in our small house with 3 other adult cats that were not happy about the situation. Eventually we gave one to my Uncle, one was left at the vet to find home (she did), and the last one stayed.
So, for the love of God, regardless if you think cats should be indoors or outdoors DO NOT FUCKING ARGUE ABOUT IT UNDER SOMEONE "FOR ADOPTION" POSTS. Even if you're right. Do not try to bring feral cats to shelters. Do not make it some random person responsibility to deal with feral cats. If you really care about those outdoors, stray and feral cats then research the topic and try advocating for change with how we handle wild-born kittens and castration of feral cats, because right now, depending on where you live, the authorities will most probably only maybe check on them and give them food.
In case I haven't made it clear, I do not think feral cats should be just left alone, even if they shouldn't be adopted.
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velvet-vox · 12 days ago
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My top 30 favourite female villains of all time (20-11)
<<<<Previous part (30-21)
In case this post just randomly popped up on your suggested feed or your researched tag, this is part 2 of a 3 where I rank my favourite female antagonists of all time.
The word "villain" is just there in the title because it sounds cooler.
You can reach the first part by, you guessed it, clicking on the link up above. I encourage you to do it, since this list is intended to be consumed one entry after the other.
Feel free to disregard this post if you aren't interested in the opinions of a random individual on the internet.
Also, if it still wasn't clear enough, this list is highly subjective.
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Number 20: The Beldam (Coraline)
I didn't want to have this villain in the list.
I SO didn't want to have this villain in the list.
But here she is anyway; despite all of my attempts at ignoring her, trying to forget she exists, and excluding her even from the honourable mentions, my better judgement prevailed in the end and I forced myself to include her anyway.
To be perfectly clear: I don't hate the Other Mother.
Hatred isn't the reason why I was avoiding her so desperately; though love and admiration aren't the reasons why I ended up including her either.
You see,
I AM DEEPLY TRAUMATIZED BY HER.
For those of you who don't know, Coraline is an animated stop-motion picture of 2009 produced by Laika Entertainment and directed by Henry Selick.
The story, by pure coincidence, also happens to be based upon a horror book for children that a father wrote to his own two daughters to explain to them the dangers of trusting people you don't know who show you too much kindness and pretend to love you.
The ACTUAL motion picture, also by a random pull of quantum strings, is marketed as a horror movie for children and contains some unsettling visuals and themes.
I, like many other kids, watched Coraline before I had 2 digits of age: this movie was my very first introduction to the horror genre, and despite it being pretty tame by children's standards and my modern tolerance level, at the time of my first watch, IT HAUNTED ME.
Even if it had an apparently happy ending (yes, I did end up watching Coraline's theory videos eventually), this movie left a permanent scar of trauma in my brain, that carried over for the rest of my days in elementary school, and at the time, I had just STARTED my days in elementary school.
I became incredibly paranoid of the dark and small, Coraline sized wooden door of the pan storage under my house's chimney; I became afraid of needles, buttons, and other Coraline themed objects; and of course, at the centre of all of my nightmares, phobias, and anxieties, there she stood above the rest, forever carving an irremovable space in my psyche just for her:
The Other Mother.
Out of all the icons of evil present here, none of them can claim to have inflicted the same level of psychological trauma that The Other Mother has inflicted on me; the Beldam pretty much lives in my head rent free on a subconscious level, and whenever something scary and dangerous comes to mind, her image is the one that I associate with.
And it's easy to understand why: without spoiling much of the story, she's super threatening, always in control of any situation, and acts and speaks in an unnatural manner that doesn't feel human (in particular, her hand's mannerisms fascinate and terrify me at the same time).
But all of her other characteristics and intimidation factors pale in comparison to what is, in my opinion, her best aspect: the character design.
I wholeheartedly consider The Other Mother to have one of the best horror monster designs ever, in any work of fiction. And that's all due to how her design brilliantly weaves together functionality, intimidation, and a stunning aesthetic, with the stop motion animation technique as the cherry on top of this nightmare fest for the eyes.
Other Mother, we may have had our differences, and you might have ruined my childhood forever, but I won't no longer deny the impact that you had on my life just because of how much I fear you.
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Number 19: Root (Person Of Interest)
And now we arrive at what might be the most controversial entry on this list (it really isn't), as Samantha Groves went such a long way from her villainous roots while basically remaining the exact same character that you might even start to question if she ever was a villain in the first place.
Then you see her casually telling a guy in a stolen car's hood that she kidnapped from the airport and replaced herself with to chill out, as she is about to have a long flight because of what the voice in her ear is saying to her, all the while Harold stands there speechless, and you suddenly remember "Oh yeah, this isn't even the most psychotic thing she has done this season".
Person of Interest is the wet, pill sized dream of any fan of 1984. This 2011-2016 TV show takes many of the elements that made George Orwell's stories so captivating and uses them to craft its own narrative; it's a series with a unique identity, one that, in retrospect, was way up ahead of its times, and should have had a longer lasting impact on Pop culture outside of that one meme.
Although the show has an amazing main cast, one of the most obvious standout characters is without a shadow of a doubt Samantha Groves, aka Root, played by Amy Acker, one of the first major antagonists of the series.
The story of Root is a highly unexpected one, full of twists and turns, but to summarise, she starts off hating human kind and preferring computers to it, then she actually falls in love with the Machine, a sentient godlike AI guiding our protagonists, and kidnaps one of the main characters and the father of said Machine in order to meet her.
Shenanigans ensue: the Machine starts to reciprocate Root's feelings, and after Root's arc ends with her depressed and heartbroken, the Machine decides to help Sam reform and leave her misanthropy behind, effectively making her a full time member of the team.
She eventually falls in love and starts a relationship with another member of the team after threatening said team mate with a hot iron as their very first meeting, and in the final episode of the show, she gets immortalised by the Machine in a way that I won't spoil.
This is the hyper synthesized version of the events, one that doesn't even cover much of Root's villainous actions and redemption arc.
I've enjoyed Root both as a villain and both as a hero, and as a villain, she was incredibly solid (and hot).
The best part about Root is that, although she reforms and becomes a hero that cares about others, at her core, she still remains the psychopath the show introduced her as, therefore, she maintains the entertainment value of her villainy well into her redemption, effectively becoming the funniest member of the team by a long shot.
Root was my very first experience with a nuanced, hot, psychotic female antagonist that doesn't get treated as biologically evil by narrative, one that, admittedly, has never been quite matched in terms of consistency and scale, probably making her the most unique character of its archetype.
Her story flows seamlessly when you are watching the series, yet when you take a step back and see the full picture of what actually happened, you realise just how crazy, absurd, and well written all of it was; and although Root's arc has some minor flaws in the later seasons, she's still, without a shadow of a doubt, the best character in the show, at least in my opinion, and I would definitly recommend watching Person Of Interest just for her alone, even if the whole thing is worth looking into.
(Also, the soundtrack of this show slaps, and Root's theme isn't an exception)
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Number 18: Jobu Tupaki (EveryThing Everywhere All 👆At👇 🥯Nc€)
Life can get pretty overwhelming.
No other movie captures this feeling better than Everything Everywhere All At Once.
When you have a masterpiece of a movie such as Everything Everywhere All At Once, that manages to convey the overwhelming feeling of life and the weight of each and every single one of our choices through just the 3 hour span of its runtime, the only way to cap off such an amazing experience is with a great villain.
And thankfully, that's exactly what Jobu Tupaki is, but much like the rest of the movie, it's pulled off in an unconventional way.
I can't possibly keep this section coherent for Jobu, so here's some random rambling:
I love how the movie managed to mix in the mother/daughter drama with Jobu's villainy and her desire to collapse the entire multiverse: it's like, Jobu's plan is to commit interdimensional genocide and destroy every reality, yet somehow she manages to come off as one of the most sympathetic female villains and her redemption and reconciliation with her mother at the end of the movie is so impactful and completely believable and I'm just like...
How?!?!?!???!?
How do you pull off such a feat?!?!??!?
The answer is through masterful writing of course, and a lot of other story decisions, that, when added up, create the story that we have now.
Like, Jobu scores relatively low on this list because I'm not as impressed by her as I am with others, but even I do recognise that she's such a storytelling feat:
I vividly remember that when I was watching the movie for the first time, I outright hated Jobu for the great majority of it, which is insane, since I'm usually not the kind of person who despises villains; in retrospect, it probably was because I associated her way too much with XGaster from Underverse, and I conditioned myself into thinking the narrative would go in that direction.
But then, as the story went on, the truth came out, and all the characters developed, I actually started to really sympathise with her, and ended up buying the conclusion to her arc completely.
But honestly, this movie in general just does things that I never thought would have been possible in a story of any medium, let alone an indie budget motion picture.
Jobu's wardrobe is stacked, to say that is award worthy would be an understatement, and the Bagel reveal speech is so good that it almost overshadows the rest of her already amazing introduction scene.
If you think Jobu is unfairly ranked too low, that's totally fine, know that even if I prefer all of the following characters over her, in my mind, I still recognise that Jobu is probably worthy of a top 10, maybe even top 5 Spot to be completely honest, as she really is that compelling.
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Number 17: Livewire (DC)
(Don't pay too much attention to the fact that this picture only highlights DC Super Hero Girls version of Livewire, at first I wanted to do a collage of all the different versions of the character, but this project tired me out to no end, and therefore I decided to save time)
My favourite female supervillain from DC is surprisingly not from Batman's rogue's gallery.
Livewire is the female version of what the Riddler means for me, aka a villain who I either forget exists entirely, or one of my favourite villains ever, which is fitting, since they are both from DC.
And while Livewire hasn't bounced back to the status of an all time favourite in a long time, I still really value the joyful memories that she brought to a younger version of me.
Leslie Tompkins is a character who made her first debut in Superman the animated series, and who later made the jump to the comic book pages after the success of said project.
In the show, she's introduced as a self-absorbed radio host, who uses/gained her popularity by spreading her negative opinions of Superman. After the Man of Tomorrow goes to a public event organised by Leslie to warn her and her audience about the dangers of an upcoming storm, Leslie gets mad at him, refuses to collaborate, and subsequently gets hit by the lightning passing through Superman's body into a wire on the ground.
The combination between the lightning and the kriptonian genes make the radio host gain cyan hairs, a pale skin, and electricity themed powers: Leslie Tompkins is no more, and now there's only Livewire, the jock with the shock most powerful that Metropolis has ever seen!
She's the definition of pure, umbrindled fun; her personality is ironically and unironically so energetic that it carries the entire character and could probably write an entire music album on his own; classic comic book Electro wishes to be this interesting of a jerk character.
Much like many other comic book characters, she has a plethora of many different takes on her story, and here I've written down some that I want to highlight the most:
CW Supergirl: I'm starting with the CW Supergirl TV show because... it has the version of Livewire that introduced me to the character.
Yeah, I know what the general consensus about the show's quality is, but I'm not here to talk about that.
This serie's version of Livewire, at least in the first few seasons, because those are the ones that I remember the most, I sincerely thought was really good, or at least good enough to turn me into a long time fan's of her; some time has passed since I first saw this show, but I remember especially enjoying Leslie's rivalry with Supergirl and her ungrateful brat/bully behaviour, she was so mean, and I really bought Supergirl calling Leslie her defacto arch nemesis, so much so that, in fact, although I'd always prefer for Livewire's origins to tie with the Man of Steel, because he needs more female villains even if he has some, eventually, I'd like for her to make the switch to the role of Supergirl's foil whenever given the chance in any continuity, as the two always have a more interesting dynamic in my opinion due to their similar personalities.
Once again, I shall reiterate: I want Livewire to always start as a Superman villain, because those two have a very interesting dynamic in their own right, and Leslie does what all the best Superman villains do and challenges him phisically, morally and psychologically in interesting ways, but I believe that eventually, after Leslie has been in her villain career for a while and Supergirl has gone through her initial arc of learning to accept Earth as her new home, Livewire should get a promotion and become one of Supergirl's greatest enemies, because in my opinion, those two have a lot of chemistry together due to a decent number of reasons that I'm not going to explain right now.
Superman the Animated series: This is the very first on screen debut of the character, and to this day, it remains as solid as it once was, she's not as good of a character as some of the other original creations of the Animated Universe, but she's still really iconic in her own right. However, I feel like the show should have done a better job at evolving her character after her origin episode, because one problem that always seems to consistently pop-up with Livewire is how to further expand on her character after her introduction, it shouldn't be that hard, but comic book writers seem to typically always mess it up.
LEGO DC Super Heroes Villains: Despite her role in the story being rather minor and the fact that she's the only inmate released by complete accident during the prison escape, if you asked me, I'll tell you that Livewire's inclusion in the main storyline of LEGO DC Super Villains improves that part of the game by a lot, actually, and I really love playing as Livewire in this game, they gave her a lot of unique flair and environmental interactions that make her such a blast to use, she's so visually appealing and satisfying to play that I would always switch to her whenever I could.
My Adventures With Superman: I have yet to watch this show unfortunately, but I have heard about the creative decisions that they took for Livewire, and although I didn't think this version of the character was up to a good start, I'm happy that they ended up expanding on her in the following seasons, even if I have yet to see how much the show actually improved her character. More than anything, I'm intrigued by how much different this version of Leslie is from the others, as I feel like many of her comic books fell into the trap of trying to differentiate her while relying too much on her STAS incarnation without adding a whole lot to it.
DC Super Hero Girls: From a somewhat objective standpoint, I believe the DCSHG version of Livewire to be the best current iteration of the character, because it's the only one who updates the character in a meaningful way and combines together most of her previous incarnations, including the ones who hadn't worked as well.
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Number 16: Dolores Jane Umbridge (Harry Potter)
Specifically the movie version, she is, no bite at me, the best villain of the entire series.
There's just, something so delightful about Umbridge's ability to strike fear into the heart of everyone around her and hatred into the heart of the watchers that, at least for me, never gets old.
Rowling did such an amazing job conceptualising every single aspect of this character, it feels like every single idea came together to form such an unforgettable package of human awfulness.
All of her quirks and mannerisms just make her that much more unnerving.
The pink wall full of kittens inside small plates?
Nightmare fuel.
By the way, when I said that Umbridge is the best villain of the series, I was talking specifically about the movies. Don't worry Voldemort stans, I know that he was characterised differently in the books, though I've a feeling I'd probably prefer her over him even there, since she is more of the type of character I tend to gravitate towards.
I read The Order Of The Phoenix a long time ago, so even if my memory of the character is rather lackluster, I do think her movie adaptation was rather faithful to the source material.
There's admittedly, not much I can say about the book/movie version that hasn't been said already, congratulations Imelda Staunton for bringing such an unforgettably evil character to life in the best/worst way possible.
However... There's still one version of the character I want to talk about, and that version is the STARKID version from A VERY POTTER SEQUEL.
If you haven't seen STARKID's A Very Potter Musical trilogy, I'd highly recomend you doing so: although none of the three stage shows are quite STARKID's very best (Twisted is in my opinion), they are all highly worth the watch, they are all on YouTube for free, and their Umbridge is one of highlight of the second one:
They ramped up on Umbridge's similarities with the Trunchbull and made her ten times more insane and scary as a result of her newfound physical prowess; give it a watch, you won't be disappointed.
These are the links to all three musicals:
A Very Potter Musical
A Very Potter Sequel
A Very Potter Senior Year
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Number 15: GLaDOS (Portal series)
GLaDOS is one of the main antagonists of the Portal series.
She is this truly sadistic, intelligent AI with a complicated backstory, who tortures our protagonist by forcing her to complete a seemingly endless number of puzzles, which make up most of the gameplay.
Now it has unfortunately been a while since I've sat through both of the Portal games, so I wasn't sure how much I could say about GLaDOS by going off of pure memory alone, so I watched again various cutscenes from both games and... yeah, she's as good as I remembered her to be.
Simply put, she is hilarious, she's the mother of all the funny AI antagonists, and definitely the G.O.A.T. of every one liner machine you can possibly imagine.
I'm honestly going to keep her section extremely short and concise, as I don't have much to say about her that hasn't been said already by bigger Portal fans than me; she is one of the most iconic AI villains of all time after all, so if don't know anything about her already, I encourage you to check out the Portal games by yourself instead of getting spoiled.
Funny, threatening, interesting, mysterious, dynamic, both Portal levels in LEGO Dimensions were some of the best in that game, and she even has a great arc in the second installment of the series.
Here's the link to her villain song in Portal, and Portal 2.
I may update this section in the future if I feel like it, but for now, just know that I think GLaDOS is pretty cool.
I don't have a deep understanding of her like I have with other characters, so I mostly stick to the superficial funny stuff.
Don't worry GLaDOS fans, I also like her over Wheatley.
The deadly neurotoxin does wonders for Valve.
No wonder they haven't produced anything as interesting in a long while.
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Number 14: Ashley Graves (The Coffin of Andy and Leyley)
As I've already said in the introduction segment, villain protagonists count too, though, admittedly, there aren't many examples that come to my mind.
Root up there only became a protagonist eventually, and the only other two examples that I know are Homura Akemi (which is a complicated case) and that one character from a TV show that sings "I'm the villain of my own story". (I never saw either show to be clear)
And in the case of Ashley Graves, I've never seen a character as compelling and deceptive as her, she is so misleading and manipulative that she convinced the entire internet of being pure evil.
(It's an over exaggeration, in case it wasn't clear)
At the time of writing this, only two chapters of the full game have been released, therefore, there's a high possibility that everything that I'm about to say on Ashley is going to become obsolete or incorrect once the next chapter comes out.
The narrative and characters of The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley are very complicated ones, and there are a lot of poorly thought out takes going around, but anyway, here's what I like and what fascinates me about Ashley as a character:
I love how Ashley feels like a subversion of the typical demon child trope, she plays a lot into all of the stereotypes associated with these types of character, but when you take a look back to analyse all of her moments, you notice a lot of small details that contradict this idea of Ashley just being an unredeemable monster; little things that add up to make the Burial route all that much more tragic for her.
Oh, by the way, I showed this section to a friend to know their reaction, and they told me that they actually hate Ashley and find her disgusting, and to that I say, it's perfectly valid if you think Ashley is too evil and repulsive to be sympathised with, after all, a part of the game's horror does come from the protagonists messed up actions, and the story does actively try to make you dislike Ashley as much as possible, so, your opinion is completely fair.
If it was up to me, I would put all of these characters on an electric chair, even my top 2 absolute favourites or the ones who don't really deserve it like number 8.
All except Livewire.
It's not because an electric chair wouldn't work on her, the lethal injection still exists, no, I just don't want her to die.
She's funny, I'll give her a pass.
She can commit as many atrocities as she wants to.
It's admittedly impossible to talk about Ashley without also mentioning the deuteragonist of the game, her brother Andrew, who Ashley spends the most amount of time interacting with.
While I don't like Andrew as much as his sister, it's impossible to go on without admitting that their toxic relationship is the highlight of the game, it's just this overly complicated back and forth of a need for closure and a fear of abandonment; desperate people taking desperate actions against each other because of the desperate measures the other person is taking as a result of who they are and what they do.
I absolutely love diving deep into Ashley's messed up Psyche: it's very interesting to see just how realistic her portrayal of a mental illness is, and her sudden fits of rage are something that I relate to immensely.
She also pulls, oh, some small, little crimes here and there, you know...
murder...
cannibalism...
.......
matricide...
Just a tiny bit of tomfoolery here and there, we all did it at some point in our lives. (No)
But yeah, I really don't want to spoil much of the game, but Ashley does commit some truly heinous acts throughout her adventures, it's really hard for me to describe what Ashley's character is truly like without spoiling the story, but I would definitely recommend checking out this game once it's fully completed.
If you are interested in psychological horror or dark themes, The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley got you covered good.
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Number 13: Vesuvia (Totò Sapore and the Magic History of Pizza) (Cartoon of Kinder Ferrero) (Movie of the Italian studio Lanterna Magica) (Based on the book "Il cuoco prigioniero" written by Roberto Piumini)
Despite this only being number 13, the particular obscurity and irrelevance of this piece of media is such to force me to make an entire explanation and analysis in order to do it justice. I didn't think I would end up liking this character as much as I do, but after recently watching this movie for the first time ever, I knew that I had to talk about this baddie in any way, shape or form.
Vesuvia is the main antagonist of an Italian movie made by the studio Lanterna Magica "Totò Sapore e la Magica Storia della Pizza", released in 2003. She is a volcanic sorceress made entirely of lava and fire that lives inside the Vesuvio, a famous Italian volcano.
Every day, Vesuvia spends her time watching over the city of Naples and it's inhabitants through a lava television/pool, and bossing around/abusing his own minion, Vincenzone, an ogre aspiring actor.
Although it was never actually stated in the movie, it's pretty clear that Vesuvia is constantly bored inside her volcanic lair, but can't go out because the rain could potentially kill her, so she is just stuck there being grumpy, only finding relief and amusement through the suffering of the inhabitants of Naples, but even that is threatened by our titular protagonist: Antonio Salvatore "Totò" Sapore, who cheers up the Neapolitans with his inspiring songs.
Growing increasingly frustrated with Antonio's positive influence over the lives of the townsfolk, Vesuvia sets out to destroy the happiness of Totò and ruin is life by making him miserable. There's only one problem with her plan.... Totò is already miserable. He was a destitute orphan with nothing to lose, no talent, no way to achieve his dreams and barely struggling to survive.
And that's where the true messed up nature of this villain comes to shine through: in order to remedy this, Vesuvia decides that she is first gonna give Totò everything, and then she is gonna take that away from him. So, she sends her minion to give him magic pots capable of cooking up any delicious food imaginable, helps Totò find the love of his life, and then, by luring the King, Queen, and Prince of Naples to his newly opened restaurant, gets him nominated to the position of Royal Cook; the downside, to this last one, is that if he refuses the role the Prince is going to cut his head off, and by accepting, he leaves the citizens of Naples without his delicious meals and inspiring songs, bringing the bad mood back in town.
But that's the point in the movie where Vesuvia's plan starts to shift from a simple fit of pettyness to an actual destructive, violent act of war: remember that long range lava pool/television that I mentioned at the beginning? She uses it to update her plan whenever she needs to, and after she learns that the royal family of France is visiting Naples to arrange the marriage between their daughter and the Prince, she decides to fabricate a conflict between the two countries by making Totò serve inedible garbage to the two royal families, which leads to an argument between the two and the eventual declaration of war.
Also, remember that love interest I've mentioned? Well, Vesuvia induces Totò to think that said romantic partner was the one to betray him by swapping out the magic pots with normal ones, and now that Totò has been put in jail for serving garbage to the dinner table and inadvertently starting the war he blames her for his misfortune (Also, while in jail, Vesuvia mocks Totò from a safe distance calling him a zero).
Cut to the end of the movie, Vesuvia, at the peak of her rage, decides that she is going to kill all of our heroes and then destroy the city of Naples with a volcanic eruption. Unfortunately, this is where her plan fails and she is betrayed by her minion who has had enough of her cruelty and decides to help the protagonist.
She eventually dies of a sad, uneventful death, and Totò Sapore manages to stop the war between the two countries by using the flames of the Vesuvio to cook a brand new, never seen before food: the Pizza.
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So.
Let me get this straight: every single good thing that happened to Totò throughout the entire course of the movie happened because Vesuvia couldn't bear with the fact that he still had a positive outlook on life despite literally being a homeless orphan who struggled to get by and spread positivity in town; she went out of her way to make Totò happy only to then remove said happiness from him, and came up with the idea to start a war and destroy Naples on the fly while she could.
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THAT IS S+++ B###H BEHAVIOUR.
There are villains who hate for the sake of hating, like your typical high school bully or the as###le rival character, and then there's Vesuvia, who works off her own ass, fabricates overly complicated plans on the fly, spends an insane amount of time, resources and effort to make sure that the person she secretly hates finally obtains the life of his dreams, only to then rip said life away from him, all of this and more, because why?
She hates his music.
She's basically fiery, female Anti-Flash.
Vesuvia is a great foil to Antonio because while they are both miserable individuals stuck in an unfortunate situation, Totò goes out of his way to make other people happy unlike him, while Vesuvia goes out of her way to make other people miserable like her.
She is by far the best part of the movie, and although I can't put her inside the top 10 because she doesn't quite deserve it (at least in my mind) and I can't recommend you to watch the movie because it's only in Italian, I will give the lava witch the respect that she's long overdue by asking you all to check out this video tribute made by Arkham Asylum on YouTube.
Please, look at the Tribute, it's very funny, well edited, and unlike all the other links in this post, you don't even have to leave Tumblr to watch it, just click on the play button and watch it from here.
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However, though, if you are an Italian speaker, or is currently learnering/wants to learn Italian, then here's the link to the movie; it's a pretty fun watch, even if it goes by rather quickly.
Totò Sapore And The Magic History Of Pizza
And here's instead the single video for Vesuvia's villain song, in case you were looking for it. I'd also recommend watching it, even if you can't understand the lyrics, and it might make you more interested in the character.
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Number 12: The Enchantress (Shovel Knight series)
Sometimes I feel like I am the only person on Earth who thinks about The Enchantress as highly as I do; so much so that, whenever I like to play around with the concept of a possible league of Indie Game villains (similar to the Legion of Doom, or the most obvious inspiration, the council of Disney villains from the first Kingdom Hearts), I would always put her as the leader.
And this seems weird, right? (no, not like the rest of your list)
I mean, on a surface level, she is just a Maleficent wannabe, and, to give her credit when credit is due, she pulls it off decently well.
She has stage and off stage presence, she's always serious and threatening, and her design is different enough to not feel as if she's solely a rip off. All of her boss fights are incredibly solid too, even the ones where she's not fighting in directly.
The thing is, despite being a one note pretty simple character, I never find The Enchantress boring.
And I feel like I know why: even if she is in all of the games, the function that she serves in the story is always different and varied, and it works to almost give her dimension, as if she was a product of well made world building.
In Shovel of Hope, she is the physical representation of Shovel Knight's guilt and depression stopping him from being a hero, his source of unhappiness, as well as the embodiment of his rivalry with Black Knight for Shield Knight; in this campaign, the Enchantress is the centre of Shovel and Black Knight's attention, but not just because she's the bad guy the heroes need to take down, but because she's what remains of Shield Knight after the aftermath of the Tower of Fate battle in SoT, she's a constant reminder for both shovel wielding knights of what they have lost, and what they could gain back if they just reached out for it.
In Plague of Shadows, she is relegated as the culmination of Plague Knight desperation and lack of self worth leading him further and further into villainy, but her relevance is portrayed in a different way than the other campaigns;
Her boss fight in this campaign is as cathartic and narratively satisfying as the others, but for different reasons; it's the first time ever where The Enchantress isn't taken seriously.
In all the other campaigns, The Enchantress is played up as the biggest deal ever and the ultimate source of pain and sorrow: she's an emotional, phisical barrier stopping Shovel Knight and Shield Knight from getting back together, carrying along both the wishes and regrets of Shovel Knight and Black Knight alike; she's the constant source of pain and torture of Specter Knight in his campaign, and she is the voice of pride inside King Knight's head pushing him to betray his friends and take the crown.
But in his campaign, Plague Knight is so wreckless and desperate for approval that The Enchantress becomes an obstacle like any other in his path; she's portrayed as just a nuisance, because nothing matters for Plague Knight except himself, hence why he ends up becoming the actual final boss two times.
In Spectre of Torment, she is the Torment, continuously mocking and belittling Spectre Knight until he forces him to give up his freedom at the end of the story.
But in my opinion, her most interesting role is in the one campaign that she was the least necessary: King of Cards.
In that she is a background, mysterious force that serves the purpose of being King Knight's ever inflating ego and anger towards all these fake allies that value him only for his strength and nothing else; so, when she finally reaches the Tower of Fate and The Enchantress proposes to him her deal, he accepts because she is the only person in his life who doesn't treat him as a child, as an idiot, or as a mere tool and instead as the powerful monarch that he always wanted to be, thus leading him to betray his allies and mother that then abandon him.
The Enchantress is the epitome of simple but effective, and that's why I think so highly of her.
Some of the fans find the fact that she is the main antagonist in all of the games annoying, especially since her amulet even has a cameo in the ending of Dig, but I digress.
The Enchantress is truly an amazing villain, and I'm tired of pretending that she's not.
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Number 11: Halojack (Deltarune the Metropolis)
ALRIGHT HEAR ME OUT.
From the very start, I said this list was going to be entirely subjective, I'm sure to have made that point very clear; what I don't think I've made quite as clear up to this point, is that the characters I chose to rank higher are the ones who affected me the most, in spite of where they come from.
Halojack is a Deltarune Secret Boss OC made by @huecycles for her Deltarune chapter 3 AU the Metropolis; she is an ex aspiring worker of the TV industry and was given a magic collar by a mysterious individual (eh ehm ☝︎♋︎⬧︎⧫︎♏︎❒︎ ) that at first, seemed a solution to her problems, but then turned into her own personal hell by..... (look it up on her blog).
The reason why Halojack is here is a particularly personal one, you see.... Halojack is the reason why I started to use Tumblr in the first place. No this is not a joke.
The year was 2022, and I was at the height of my Deltarune hyper fixation phase, craving for content, scavenging anything that I could find on YouTube, when suddenly, thanks to YouTube's insane algorithm, I saw a random post of this weird, yet really cool and interesting Deltarune OC, and I don't know what it was: maybe her nice aesthetic, maybe the animation, maybe what was written in the notes, yet something about her just... clicked with me.
Now curious, I immediately seeked out more informations about this characther on @huecycles Youtube channel.
And that's... when my love began.
Needless to say, I consumed all the Halojack content available on the channel, it was actually insane, the Deltarune hype was so big back then, and Halojack looked so much like a canon Toby Fox character, that I needed to consume MORE.
I just couldn't contain myself, so I downloaded Tumblr, since Huecycles said that they also had a blog here where they posted their stuff, and I NEEDED more of Halojack; and so, that's how I got here today.
I'm not sure how much I can talk freely about Halojack without Hue's consent, this is their character after all, and I'm not sure how much can anyone get invested in her nowadays, as you really needed to be there to get the full experience.
For now, all I'm going to say is, the story and personality that they crafted for the character is so cool and unique; going back to the electric chair joke, I feel like that punishment would be redundant for Halojack, as her life is already a living hell regardless of how much more overstimulation she gets.
Halojack scratches that hinch that I had for complex yet unusual female villains, and I love her for it.
For me, it's going to be very hard when the actual Deltarune Chapter 3 comes out, as Halojack has been ingrained so much in my brain as canon, that I honestly can't see a universe where the actual secret boss of chapter 3 lives up to her hype.
Good job Huecycles, and also Merry Christmas!
Also, here's an analysis of Electro's theme from The Amazing Spider-man 2.
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It's the song that I associate the most with Halojack, and I can't help but think of her when I read the subtitles.
Next part>>>>
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theabyssinyourcloset · 1 year ago
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The Goblin Shark
The goblin shark is a species of shark. It's also happens to be my absolute favourite.
The scientific name for this "little" creature is Mitsukurina owstoni. It's a rare species that lives in depths greater than 100 metres (330 feet for my American friends), although it can possibly dive up to 1 300 metres deep (4 270 feet) (according to some scientists). Adults usually find their habitat deeper than juveniles. They have been found in all of the major oceans, suggesting that the species lives pretty much all around the globe.
The goblin shark was first discovered around 1906 (although I'm not sure about this since my sources did not state the exact date) at the eastern coast of Japan. To this day, fewer than 50 goblin sharks have been spotted. Some dead specimens have been hauled up for research.
Studies show that the goblin shark is a pretty damn old species. It has been described as a "living fossil". It seems that it is the only surviving shark species of the Mitsukurindae family. Some fossils have been found, suggesting that other lines of species from the same family have once existed.
These sharks are usually a colour of pink. They have 26 sharp teeth in their upper jaw, and 24 in their lower. (Their jaw is unique, but I'll explain more later on in this post.) The goblin shark also has a long snout above its mouth.
Unlike most other deep-sea sharks, the goblin shark has a fully working iris. Its pupils can dilate and contract when the tiny amounts of lights are detected down in their habitat. This is most likely to help them locate prey.
This shark can grow to over 3,7 metres long (12 feet), with the estimated maximum around 7 metres (23 feet). Usually it stays between 3 and 4 metres.
The maximum weight recorded was 210 kilograms (460 pounds). I think it's pretty safe to say that these are not that small animals.
Now, what makes these creatures unique (and my favourite) is the goblin shark's jaw and hunting technique. The goblin shark hunts by thrusting its jaw forward with a velocity of 3,14 metres per second (I don't know how to tell the speed in any other way, sorry), the fastest recorded for any shark species (also faster than most cobra strikes). The jaw can extend to a length of up to 7,6 centimetres (3 inches) with an angle up to 111 degrees (for comparison, the average human can open their jaw to about 50 degrees). Pretty impressive, right?
In conclusion: The goblin shark is a deep-sea shark species that hunts by thrusting its jaw forward. We don't know much about them, since only a little under 50 specimens have been spotted within the 118 years after the first discovery at the coast of Japan.
Below I have provided pictures and a couple of gifs of these creatures. I own none of the pictures, and I made sure none of them are copyrighted.
(Please view pictures with your own risk, this creature isn't that nice-looking)
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The goblin shark.
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Goblin shark eating a fish.
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Goblin shark trying to bite a human's arm.
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Goblin shark head from below.
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Goblin shark face from up close. Eye can be seen clearly.
This post was just a random idea that popped up in my head during the car ride to visit my grandpa. I decided to actually write it (despite having way better things to do). I think I might write about other sharks too. I kinda wanna write about the mako shark, the great white shark and the hammerhead shark as well. At least about them. Possibly about the megalodon. Feel free to ask any questions or request a post for any specific species of shark :)
I also want to share awareness about how misunderstood sharks are. I'll write a separate, short post about it sometime. Not here because this post would get way too long. I'll talk about the movies "Jaws" and "The Meg", because it's important to understand how these have affected our view on sharks.
Edit: guess who forgot to cite their sources *insert a skull emoji*
So then, SOURCES:
Goblin shark - Wikipedia (not the most reliable source, but I don't care)
Goblin Shark: Key Facts, Lifespan, Habitat and Information - Discovery UK
Goblin Shark - The Australian Museum
The goblin shark's slingshot jaws are the fastest of any shark species | How it works | Earth Touch News
All read on 21st January 2024 by me, The Abyss In Your Closet.
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everythingsinred · 1 year ago
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Natsume Is a Cat (pt. 3)
If anyone is looking at this nonsense... thanks. Isn't the world golden on our side of things? Let's get back to it, to our academic and scholarly research!
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Where were we? Onto cats likes and dislikes?
Cats don't much like water. They don't care for swimming and avoid it when possible (that doesn't mean they're dirty though; cats are very good at self-grooming).
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Water bugs them, after all.
But the dark doesn't! Cats have a tapetum lucidum in their eyes which lets them see in the dark, so there's nothing to fear even in total darkness.
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They tend to underestimate their weight and enjoy sitting on chests if they so choose, even if the person they're sitting on doesn't like it as much.
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I had to include this because my cat Phoebe does this to me every night.
But they don't really like going places. They would prefer to do nothing.
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You can try to make them, but they revert back to inaction. Always.
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Natsume does nothing all the time. It's his favorite thing to do.
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Cats also typically dislike when they're introduced to a new cat in their home. Especially at first, they might be cruel to the new cat, but in time, they might get attached.
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Cats do this often. They look at you, spot your interest, and then run, for the sole purpose of making you chase them. They do this on purpose. They like the chase. They will stop and let you pet them eventually but they need to play the game first. I'm not making this up. This is true.
And to wrap things up, I will conclude with pages I had in my folder with unclear captions that I saved too long ago and now no longer remember where I was going with them.
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Titled, "catlike". I agree, but I can't explain it.
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Titled, "gives cat vibes." Don't know what that's supposed to mean. He does look like a black cat here though.
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Titled, "hes a cat i can tell". Very unhelpful to me. I guess it's just a vibe?
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"hes a cat what do u want me to say" Well, past!Anya, I want you to say specifically where you were going with this. But I'll bite. He does seem like a cat here.
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"omg just like a cat". Have no idea if this is about what Aoi is saying (misunderstood and thought of as scary, like a cat) or Natsume in the background doing fuck all. Maybe both. Either way, I agree.
And to finally finish off, let's discuss the fact that the person he gets along best with is Ruka, who has the animal pheromone alice. Unlike literally every other person on the planet, Natsume has never been angry at Ruka. He loves Ruka. He always loved Ruka. Natsume is a cat.
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(This is clearly a joke. Natsume is not nice to Ruka because he's under the affect of animal pheromones. Because Natsume is a human being. But it's a funny joke. Their friendship is very clearly authentic and beautiful. Natsume is kind to Ruka because Ruka is perfect and has never done anything wrong ever, in his life.)
BONUS
Not related to cat stuff, but this one was funny:
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"AND HERE COMES NATSUME WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!"
Okay I'm done now! Thanks so much for reading this silly nonsense rambling. It was fun to put together and I hope it was a fun read too! Have a great day/night. I'm very tired and this took longer than I thought it would, so I'm going to sleep. Love y'all <3
Also, in case y'all missed the first two parts, they are as follows:
Part 1. or Part 2.
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proxylynn · 1 year ago
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⚠️ CW/TW: Graphic Mentions of smelly that may be disturbing to some readers. If you don't like to read smelly things, this Ask probably isn't for you to see...It's about Doe, what did you expect?
[I saw Doe's bedroom and well...It's a bit more cluttered than Ann's bedroom when it gets messy...]
Ann: Granted, I don't have the static hyper realistic eyes and mouth as a room, but I can get really lazy and store empty bottles of soda or water or whatever on the floor and under my bed.
[So basically Doe, but with bottles...She doesn't drink from a can very often.]
Ann: I also usually leave my clothes on the floor, I keep telling myself to do the laundry, but I either forget, or am too lazy to do it.
I also had a pretty shitty-looking mattress...It was torn up and some springs were loose. But I could still sleep comfortably so I kept it...
[Her mom made her throw it out for a new one.]
[And probably like Doe, Ann thinks her room smells perfectly fine.]
Ann: Yep! Well...Besides the underwear...which keep disappearing for some reason. Weird. But I'll try to get better... *Gets air freshener and Lysol spray*
Ann: But don't expect me to keep it clean forever. It'll be a messy room...but you can see the floor.
And it doesn't really stink...I'm part animal, so it just...It has my "musk"...Do females have musk? Idk.
Tate: Hun, I can tell ya...Ladies do make a scent. It's kinda like musk but not quite.
Lynn: Shockingly, he's right. Time for a lesson on human body odor and hormonal pheromones!
Tate: When it comes to us guys, our noses are made to pick up on the subtle changes in a woman. It is widely accepted that men prefer the scent of women in her most fertile period. For example, in one study, men rated the body odors of T-shirts worn by women during their most fertile phase as more sexy and pleasant than T-shirts worn during their least fertile phase. Despite this, much of the research in the area concludes that the effect of the scent of symmetry appears to be sex-specific such that men do not find the scent of symmetrical women more attractive than the scent of asymmetrical women. It, therefore, appears that attraction to symmetric body odor of the opposite sex appears to apply exclusively to women, and specifically fertile women, as non-fertile women and men do not display this preference. If ya ask me, it's the smell of blood. That stuff is hot.
Lynn: During their fertile phase, women have repeatedly been shown as being more attracted to the body odors of more symmetrical men and of men whose faces they rate as attractive. The scent of symmetrical men provides an honest indicator of the men's phenotypic and genetic quality. This may explain why women who are highly fertile find the scent of low FA (Fluctuating Asymmetry) as attractive and yet this scent is not necessarily as attractive to other women. For example, it has been found that normally cycling women near their peak fertility tended to prefer the odor of shirts worn by symmetrical men and yet women at low fertility in their menstrual cycle or those using the contraceptive pill showed no preference for the odor of shirts of symmetrical men compared to those of asymmetrical men. These findings support the good genes hypothesis such that when women are in the fertile phase of their menstrual cycle, they should prefer markers of genetic benefits or 'good genes'. In other words, fertile women who prefer the scent of men with low FA are demonstrating a preference for the genetic benefits associated with those symmetric men.
Tate: In short, smell can help make or break your attraction to a potential partner.
Lynn: Wow. We went deep on this. Yay for learning!
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alpimerealmsystem · 1 year ago
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It doesn't have to be bad! (Therianthropy short story PT.1)
THIS IS PART ONE, TUMBLR IS STUPID AND WONT LET ME POST THE ENTIRE THING 😭 So @waterinyourears gave me some ideas! (I know you said I don't have to credit you but seriously this is so important, you deserve it) something they'd talked about is how so much stuff, including stories is about otherkin/alterhumans having negative experiences! Something they'd pointed out is how we should start focusing on more positive aspects of this community and be able to escape into a story where someone like us isn't suffering. This is so important in our community so thank you so much, and I hope I do you idea justice :D (seriously, I'm going to do a lot more like this)
I feel so lucky to be part of this kingdom, and being able to find the others like me. I found them a few years ago, the first one I found, Alex, was at the library. We were both doing research on animals, we didn't know why, but we were researching the ones we felt weirdly connected to. In my kingdom, snow leopards show up sometimes. Our kingdom is next to a huge mountain range, and it's amazing to see the snow leopards running through. Alex was researching griffins, another animal we see sometimes perched up on the mountain peaks or hunting near the kingdom. Alex and me were just curious why the other one wanted to research these things. We both made an excuse, she said it was for a school project, I said it was for fun and because I want to be able to study snow leopards more. I stayed true to my word, always climbing up the mountains to find them and observe. It was so weird to me that I could almost... relate to them. I'd always had some of their behaviors, and thought it was just a coincidence. A lot of people are similar to animals.Alex kept researching griffins, and eventually did the same thing I did. We both just said we loved animals, and bonded over that love. After at least a year of of obsessing over them, and talking about how we could relate to them, she'd suddenly begged me to come over when her parents weren't home. She told me that she had suddenly felt almost animal-like earlier that day. She didn't understand it, but she could feel a tail, and feathers rubbing up against her skin. After well over an hour of trying to convince myself that I hadn't felt this too, I continued to comfort her. She was terrified of the sudden feeling, feeling so out of place. The next couple days were rough, I started noticing it happening with myself. It'd always happened to me, but I never wanted to acknowledge it. I'd finally told Alex this and she just promised me we'd always stick together, and we wouldn't have to tell anyone else.After months of keeping this secret, and finding more out about this weird feeling our kingdom was suddenly attacked. In some of the mountains apparently a dragon had decided to lay her eggs, and one was taken. No one had any idea who stole a dragon's egg, and knew it wasn't a human, but the dragon was persistent it was us.
One day she finally attacked, scorching our kingdom, and trying to find her egg. Suddenly it was almost like animal instincts took over, I ran up the entire mountain, climbing the steeper parts without any struggle for once. I ran towards her, grabbing the knife I'd stashed with the rest of my research supplies but suddenly was pinned under her claw. I saw out of the corner of my eye, Alex running up. She seemed to have the same thing going on and her eyes were bright green, just like the griffins. I saw out of the corner of my eye, Alex running up. She seemed to have the same thing going on and her eyes were bright green, just like the griffins. She lifted the dragon's giant claws with ease, before speaking to it. It wasn't even English, the dragons knew languages from other animals but never got close enough to us to learn our own. She was speaking in what seemed like a mix between a roar and a chirp from a bird, but the dragon seemed to understand.
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midorishinji · 10 months ago
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Armillaria solidipes
— Do you know which organism is the oldest to inhabit this planet, Sakura? It’s a fungus, Armillaria solidipes, 8650 years old. It’s in Oregon, in the United States, and it’s also the largest organism to live… Inside the earth, its hyphae spread for miles and miles, as far as the eye can see… To give you an idea, humans live an average of 72 years. And we are also absolutely insignificant creatures.
Sakuino |Oneshot|Also published in Portuguese and on AO3
— Do you know which organism is the oldest to inhabit this planet, Sakura? It’s a fungus, Armillaria solidipes, 8650 years old. It’s in Oregon, in the United States, and it’s also the largest organism to live... Inside the earth, its hyphae spread for miles and miles, as far as the eye can see... To give you an idea, humans live an average of 72 years. And we are also absolutely insignificant creatures.
I smiled back at her. It was Saturday morning and I was accompanying Ino on her research in the college's biology laboratory. While she observed something beyond my comprehension under the microscope — I was a mere math student, thank you — Ino rambled on about the most random topics.
— I don't think 72 years is that insignificant... And by the time we reach that age, life expectancy will have increased, of course... In Brazil, it's already higher than that, because an average measure is prone to distortions, some countries will always pull the mean score lower: wars, famine, high infant mortality. — I replied, trying to remain optimistic.
She clicked her tongue in annoyance, without taking her eyes off the lens of the microscope. That wasn't the answer she wanted to hear: — Do you know why I chose Botany, out of all the branches of biology?
I could say yes and give common answers like "because you like flowers" or "because you want to run your family's flower shop," but I knew they were simply inappropriate. Ino and I had known each other since we were kids, and yet, if I had to walk inside her soul in the dark, as one does within the familiarity of home, I would stub my toe on a corner. Understanding her veered on the impossible. — No.
— Because fungi are fascinating, but they scare me. Plants are easy to understand, methodical even… But not fungi. They're not plants, they're not animals, and they're a little bit of both, so we had to create a new category to classify them. Some can save lives, like the genus from which penicillin is extracted, others can kill with their toxins, like Amanita phalloides... Some form symbiotic relationships with plants and are what sustain entire forests, connecting trees and sharing nutrients, while others feed off death and destroy everything in their path. They are both life and death, two sides of the same coin, and putrefaction exists regardless of everything. It's what started life and it's what will end it, closing the door and turning off the lights when there's no one else here.
Thinking about it made me shiver. Being in a grave, devoured by organisms without any awareness (at least that I know of!) of what they do, of what they are. Little by little I would become part of the land and part of the Earth. It’s beautiful, even if in a somewhat macabre way. — Someday I'll be a really cute red and white mushroom, and some biology student will pick me up and slice me up to analyze me under a microscope. — I replied, as I dodged the air conditioner and got closer to her.
— What happens after we die?
Another one of her existentialist questions. — Come on, if you wanted to discuss philosophy, you should have called Hinata, it's her area. I don't understand anything other than numbers and equations. To me, life is a series of formulas, chemical reactions and concentration gradients that cease when we die.
— Don’t you believe in heaven, hell, purgatory, reincarnation?
— I don't know. Should I?
— Wish I knew. Maybe we’re already in purgatory, or hell, and this life is nothing but a punishment. We have to atone for our sins, correct our mistakes, to move forward. When we die, we become free: free from conscience, free from weight. Just a white light surrounding us that erases everything.
I wish I could argue back and say that this could be heaven, but I'm not that optimistic. — Who knows…
— Wouldn’t you like to know?
I remember, during my time studying for confirmation, they told us that the forbidden fruit was an apple. But I also remember sometime later coming to the conclusion that the forbidden fruit was knowledge: ignorance is bliss. As much as I disagreed with this stupid saying, Ino's proposal made me stop for a second, with bated breath: wouldn’t I want to know? It was a tempting proposal, as much as it was a deal with the Devil himself. I always wanted to know everything, of course. I would have bitten the damn apple without thinking twice, like Eve did.
— Does it matter if we know?
The words flowed out of my mouth so easily that I even got surprised. Ino was also taken aback by my comment: — As expected of miss Sakura Haruno. — she said, laughing and turning to me, finally looking away from the stupid microscope — To you, knowing doesn't matter because you would keep fighting and moving forward as if nothing had changed.
— In heaven or hell, my definition of ethics does not change.
— Ah, you're right about that. If I knew I was in Hell now and that I was damned to spend eternity here, it wouldn’t matter if I found my existence comfortable before, I would stall like a spoiled kid and follow the advice from that old saying that says “if you are in Hell, embrace the devil”. But you would go on with your life, doing what is right even if you knew there was no salvation, simply because you do what’s right. Nothing beyond that.
— If you say it's because I'm as stubborn as a mule... — I already threatened to get up from my chair, a little annoyed.
Ino laughed. She had a truly infectious laugh, and it was impossible not to like her, you know? Even more so when she laughed like that, without worry, without limits. — If you say so, then I won't say it... By the way, do you know something that's also very interesting? Did you know that humans and fungi have a common ancestor from around 450 million years ago? This is why psilocybin works on us, because it’s pretty similar to serotonin, and acts on the same receptors. That's why it makes us happy.
I knew the name psilocybin. — Tell me you didn't take it before getting in here…
But Ino Yamanaka laughed again, and returned her gaze to the microscope, without answering me.
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useyernamesteven · 2 years ago
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Seen some wolfpup!Enid fanart and I'm in love! And soft!Wednesday? I do declare!
. . .
So Wednesday's out late one full moon, looking for leads on the new murder cases but so far its been difficult and more stressful than she'd like. She decides to head back to the dorms for the evening and turn in for the night, or possibly rope Enid into another "friendly" debate about the bloody history between vampires and werewolves
(Last time had seen Enid practically rabid, claws out and fangs bared, as she tried to convince Wednesday that werewolves won the Wilds of Transylvania back in 1389 fair and square. Wednesday had been so amused by her roommates rage, she'd almost cracked a smile.)
With the prospects of another riveting argument awaiting, Wednesday walks into her room and sees... well, not Enid. There's brightly stuffed animals strewn about like bodies in a massacre, Yoko and Divina are in the center of the room looking decidedly frazzled and panting, a body she presumes belongs to Ajax is on the floor and half under Enid's bed, while Bianca lounges on top of it playing with Wednesday's butterfly knife. And Enid is no where to be seen.
At first, Wednesday's incredibly annoyed bcuz, well, people. And worse its people in her room; not that she has any particular qualms when Enid invites her friends over--Enid insists they're Wednesday's friends too, and well, perhaps they are the most tolerable lot she's met at this school--but she would have liked to have been informed of such a social gathering prior to her arrival (so that she could avoid it).
But then her presence is noted by Bianca with a "oh good, you're finally here", which catches Yoko's attention who turns to the door with a exasperated "Wednesday help!" just as Divina wheezes out "close the door! don't let her out!" And Wednesday has all of two seconds to be confused before she hears Ajax give a cry from under the bed as something fast and furry darts out from beneath it. Instinct has her closing the door just in time for the creature to slam headfirst into the wood.
Its a wolf. A rather small one actually. A puppy essentially. With light fur and ears too big for its head and a set of scratches on the left side of its face-
Its Enid. It registers for Wednesday, as the wolfpup shakes its head and looks up at her with big dopey eyes and its tongue lolling out and tail a blur behind her, that this is indeed her roommate.
Wednesday turns to Yoko with a hard glare. "Explain."
And she does: Enid didn't want to spend another full moon without wolfing out again, the others offered to help her out, borrowed Goodie-now-Wednesday's book of spells, tried a transformation spell, and well...
Wednesday has 3 aneurysms during Yoko's explanation, all while the pup-Enid shreds one of her numerous stuffed animals at her feet. She presents the head of one of the bears to Wednesday, looking very proud of herself, and Wednesday kicks it away out of frustration, but it only seems to instigate more play as Enid chases after it.
"We can't change her back so we were hoping you'd know how to..." Divina adds, jumping behind Yoko when Wednesday's attention snaps back to them menacingly. Bianca snickers from Enid's side of the room, not even fazed as Wednesday glares at her as well.
After threatening, scolding, and some more threatening, Wednesday kicks everyone out so that they don't get caught by the new dorm mother and so she can conduct her research in peace. Or semi-peace. If Wednesday thought Enid's antics were obnoxious as a human, as a puppy she's an absolute terror. She's constantly yapping, destroying her plushies, and chewing every shoe she can sink her fangs into. Thankfully, she takes to chasing Thing around the room for a solid ten minutes before she flops to the ground at Wednesday's feet beneath her desk, sound asleep.
Wednesday spends a few hours looking through Goodie's spellbook but to no avail. There is no counterspell to the transformation written within, so she resigns to try the Nightshade library first thing in the morning and if that fails, summon her parents and have them send over anything useful from the Addam's Family Archives.
She gets into bed, hitting the light as she goes, tired to the point that her eyes are already closing as her head hits the pillow-
Only to fly open as Enid starts whining. And when Wednesday flips the light and looks over the side of her bed, Enid's there with floppy ears and a pitiful expression. And Wednesday knows exactly what she's doing, what she wants, and there is no way in hell. She shushes Enid, shoos her to the other side of the room, flips the light again, and rolls back over to get uncomfortable enough to sleep...
And Enid starts whining again. Louder this time. Scratching at Wednesday's bedpost for added measure.
And look, any other time and any other day, Wednesday would have kept up the routine until Enid gave in and curled up somewhere on her side of the room. But Wednesday is stressed, and Wednesday is tired, and Wednesday is willing just. this. once.
So she sighs, rolls over, grabs Enid's scruff and pulls her up. Enid's tail won't stop whacking the bedspread and she won't stop wiggling, even managing to lick Wednesday's chin before Wednesday pushes her to rest by her feet, threatening her death if she dares try it again or so much as moves from her spot. Enid curls up into a small lump with her nose pressed against Wednesday's shin and Wednesday finally reclines back and lets sleep consume her.
She wakes up the next morning oddly warm with something solid pressed against her side. And its only when she opens her eyes does she realizes she's rolled in her sleep and is now curled up on her side with a hand resting in Enid's fur as the wolfpup/roommate snoozes away beside her.
And look, its early, Wednesday is still tired, and Enid is still a nuisance, but as Wednesday's fingers brush through incredibly soft fur and Enid gives a small snuffle in her sleep, Wednesday could almost swear that she smiled.
(Just puppy!Enid antics would be too cute and she'd drive Wednesday up the freaking wall until she could turn her back to normal)
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leolo404 · 4 years ago
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🦊Astrology Observations Pt.2🦊
Hello everyone! Am back with my second astrology observations post. I hope you enjoy it🧡 Also I recommend checking out the blog of @venusfun , her blog is really fun and informative. She's also my mentor in doing these astro notes🧡
⚠️Sidenote⚠️: Please take this with a grain of salt for not all of my personal observations will resonate you entirely.
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🦊A well aspected Jupiter/Jupiter dominant can make someone look cute and chubby 💗
🦊While a well aspected Saturn/Saturn dominant tend to look tall and have mature features.
🦊I noticed that most Aquarius moons or risings are INTPs or ISTPs base on personality types (MBTI)
🦊Venus in the 9th House/Venus aspecting Jupiter or Uranus/Venus in Sagittarius/Venus in Aquarius can indicate someone who likes to try listening to other genres of music (Example: You always listen to pop music but you are curious about listening to heavy metal or jazz so you try them out and see if it fits your taste.)
🦊And they tend to enjoy listening to foreign music as well. (I have one of those placements and I love listening to Kpop lol and same goes for my friend who likes listening to Japanese/anime music)
🦊Your midheaven not only shows your public life, social standing, and destined career but also your representation which is why if your ascendant is how you see the world, your midheaven is how the world sees you.
🦊Gemini and Virgo moons are the most argumentive moon signs and they tend to love debating
🦊Speaking of Gemini and Virgo moons, they also are pretty much the most anxious or neurotic moon signs, maybe because of the mercury influence
🦊The degrees really play an important role to your natal charts, they can really influence you and affect your overall personality. (Example: I have my Scorpio sun in 5° and as we all know, Scorpios are known to be reserved, secretive, and mysterious but with that 5°(Leo degree) this makes me more open, sociable, and extraverted)
🦊Scorpio and Pisces risings have the most alluring and magnetic eyes
🦊12th house stellium(especially if it's in personal planets) in a composite chart can show that there are hidden agendas or issues in a relationship. There can be many problems with decision making where one wants something while the other is hiding their feelings of disagreement. This can indicate of having a lack of stating their true feelings because both partners are uncomfortable with it.
🦊Leo/Cancer/Pisces moons can go to the heights of self love to the depths of self hate. It's either they can go from being very confident and optimistic or very insecure and pessimistic. No in between 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️
🦊Aries moons are more sensitive than Cancer moons because cancer moons are more secured and protective with their emotions while Aries moons tend to be very expressive about it.
🦊Base on my experience, the two sister signs that don't always get along are Aquarius x Leo and Virgo x Pisces. Both Aquarius and Leos have very different values, Leo wants authority and rulership but Aquarius is against it due to them being humanistic and have this savior complex? While Virgo is the most human sign and is very down-to-earth which clashes Pisces' tendencies for living in another realm or feeling the outside world, more like fantasy vs reality.
🦊Air placements are so good at technology and networking.
🦊Air Sun/Moon 🤝 spamming in their group chats with random lyrics, foreign languages, or emojis when bored
🦊Geminis and Sagittarius can just be as indecisive as Libras, it's hard for them to choose and prefer to have their options open for more opportunity.
🦊We are under the age of Aquarius and you can really notice that this era consists of progressions, inventions, humanity, technological improvements, science, and rebellion against authority. (This is base on research only)
🦊Taurus/2nd House placements are really great at handling their finances. They are always careful with their money and can be really practical with it so they won't be wasting an amount of money with unecessary things, they have a strategy on how to balance it.
🦊But Neptune in the 2nd house may struggle when it comes to handling their financial terms. Please learn to prioritize your needs and wants so you won't be struggling 😭
🦊Venus in 2nd house do attract money easily and have no problems when it comes to financial issues but they have a tendency to overspend it. This can also resonate to both Libra and Leo Venusians.
🦊People who have their Pluto in the 1st house may experience hopelessness and confusion with themselves. They tend to be struggling with their inner self and personality. I have this placement 😔
🦊Scorpio is probably the only sign who experiences death and rebirth and tends to experience transformation constantly. This is the reason why Scorpio's final stage represents the Phoenix, we self-destruct and destroy ourselves then rise again stronger and better. (Applies to Scorpio Sun, Sun in 8H, Scorpio Moon, Moon in 8H, Scorpio Rising, Pluto in 1H, 8H and Scorpio Stellium)
🦊Having Aquarius in the 4th house can indicate that you are most likely the black sheep in your family.
🦊Virgo and Scorpio mercuries are very observant and speculative, they are like detectives. They know how to pick up clues and are good at researching🕵️‍♀️🕵️
🦊When provoked, Taurus/Capricorn Mars can go physical and it's very hard for them to be angered so when they are infuriated it's very unusual and frightening to see them like that. Virgo Mars are scary as well when they are vexed, but instead of going physical they are more prone to verbal fighting.
Btw my astro notes may include some relations to personality types, random zodiac theories, and some Kpop gifs for promotion and aesthetics lol but not always. This is my way of balancing all my interests out for good💃💃 Also thank you guys so much for the 100 followers, 🧡 I don't even know if I deserve this 😭
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pairings: Lucifer x Fem!Reader, Mammon x Fem!Reader, Leviathan x Fem!Reader
warnings: tw abandonment (but it turns out okay, I promise), mentions of the act of birthing,
A/N: you came to the right place! as the second oldest of six children, I have some experience when it comes to pregnancy:) I hope you don't mind, nonny, but I'm gonna split this up into a few parts so I can do the dateables as well!
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Lucifer
The moment you had shyly produced the positive pregnancy test from the pocket of your hoodie, it felt like Lucifer had entered into a fever dream filled with nursery designs, baby names, the expenses that pile up before the baby even arrives, researching human pregnancy, keeping you out of harm's way and healthy and happy...
So when you first stagger out of bed and rush to his bathroom, hand clamped over your mouth and one shaky hand on your slightly swollen tummy, Lucifer isn't surprised
He is very concerned, however. You had been so nervous to tell him of your pregnancy, you waited until the last moment before your bump was noticeable to tell him
That meant you had been suffering from all of these pregnancy side effects before he'd permanently moved you to sleep in his room
Lucifer hoists himself out of bed and pads into the bathroom, gathering up your hair, if any, into his fist and pulling your hunched form between his legs for support
You hate this feeling with a passion; throbbing stomach and a lump in your throat with little to no vertigo and tears rolling down your face as you try and catch your breath
You tell him it hurts, you ask him if he can take the pain away as your head rests on his chest, lashes fluttering with wooziness
Lightheadedness was unbearably common; you would suddenly grip his sleeve and he could watch the color drain from your face and your knees get shaky, body beginning to sway
He always catches you though, finding a place for you to sit or lie down and gather yourself
Tummy rubs become more common; the feeling of his hands against your bare tummy, spreading their warmth and nullifying the ache, allowing you to relax
He's extremely attentive as well and can tell whenever you need something
Water? Here's a cup sweetheart, remember, you're hydrating and eating for two people!
Craving something? Chocolate? Fried pickles? Chips of some kind? sweets? He's stockpiled anything you could want and locked it away just for you.
I feel like Lucifer would want your baby to be a little girl. A little princess he can carry on his shoulders and spoil with his love and gifts.
Satan ruined him for having another baby boy, but if that's how the cards fall, he certainly wouldn't mind. Unfortunately, he'd be constantly walking on eggshells, afraid he'll make your little boy into another rebellious child
That's the last thing he wants
Lucifer does his best to keep his kid away from Satan and Belphie and out of the 'Formerly Anti-Lucifer League', but sometimes you're taking a nap or out shopping with Asmodeus, and Satan and his brothers manage to coerce the little one into their shenanigans
One thing is for sure though, even if Lucifer didn't want any kids and the creation of one was unplanned, he would never ever turn you away
He's very responsible and does anything in his power to make the pregnancy as easy and happy as possible
On the day you are to give birth, he's a mess
He has already sweat through 3 shirts by the time the IV has been secured to your hand
Everything he says doesn't come without a stutter
He's squeezing your hand and kissing your hair during labor, trying to distract you from the burn between your legs as much as he can
You probably need extra stitches from baby's horns ngl
Definitely cries before the baby is even put in your arms
Refuses to let his brothers come and see you, "They can wait until we go home."
Lucifer is Smitten™
He smooches the tiredness under your eyes and tells you to get some rest
Surprisingly, he enjoys a lot of the names from the human world you discuss and will most likely pick one of those
But if it's a girl, her name is Lilith. I'm sorry MC, your input is invalid at this time
You don't regret 'final day in the devildom sex' at all when you get to witness the Avatar of Pride reduced to tears when the nurse puts the child in his arms
P-P-Pregnant? MC, ya better be jokin'...
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Mammon
You weren't, judging by the pregnancy test(s) clutched in your fist
He's not mad at you, he's not upset, (in fact, he's the happiest he's ever been), he just scared
Broken Condom Victim™
He loved you just a bit too hard last week...
but let's be real here, HIS MC, carrying HIS baby?
That's like the highest level of ownership on his lovely human you could get! Levi, Asmo, Beel, Lucifer, everyone would be SOOOO JEALOUS!!!
AND
He gets to have a little one running around again!
You saw how sweet he was to babified Satan in the obey me anime premier! He LOVES little kids and nothing would make him happier than someone to play with (besides MC of course) that wouldn't make fun of him for messing up and being silly!
AND
You're so pretty!!
I mean, ya were always pretty, but somethin' about ya is different and yer even more beautiful than before somehow!
Mammon said, his entire face the shade of a pomegranate
Pregnancy glow is REAL
Asmo agrees, after stealing you away from an extremely overprotective mammon and hiding in the attic to chat without disturbance (mammon)
But as much as YOU know he would be the BEST father, comments from his brothers continue to drag him down and the evenings he cried into your shoulder became more and more frequent as your pregnancy progresses
Mammon, as we all know, is, in fact, a tiddy man
He likes to touch and squeeze them, and just gently hold them while cuddling or even browsing in a store, he'd just come up behind you and touch your boobs
(also, mammon likes all sizes, so if you have next to no tiddy like me, you'll be at his mercy as well. those with the large honkers, however, watch yourself)
Now that there's a miracle growing in your tummy, other parts of your body are preparing for its arrival, including your chest
Swelling, swelling, soreness, growing and darkening of the nipples, and swelling make it so Mammon can no longer touch your pretty tiddies :(((
(grammarly didn't like that word)
On the day mammon snack size was to be born, mammon is silent but extremely fidgety
It was early in the morning when you'd shaken him awake like, "mammoney, I'm going into labor" and he was out of bed and out the door with your luggage before you finished blinking
After grabbing your DDD's and you, he carries you down to the car (what dysfunctional family doesn't have a car? a nice one (Mercedes, Audi, you get the idea) for lucifer and a Volkswagon bus or something for his siblings to share) and drives quickly, but very carefully drives to the hospital, holding your hand the whole way.
He covers your eyes when they put the IV in, just in case you're squeamish, and rubs your arms as the drugs begin to take effect and there's a little fear in your eyes at the thought of pushing an entire human/demon being out of your coochie
He assures you and never lets go of your hand no matter how long you're in labor
When it's all over with and you are resting in your hospital bed waiting for the doctors to finish the Apgar tests and give you your baby
Mammon is speechless as the nurse places the baby in your arms
That's HIS KID!!
Immediately starts crying
The little horns poking out of the blanket? Those look just like his!!
Judging by the bit of hair on it's head, it looks like the baby will have hair like yours
If it's a baby boy, he thinks it should be named "Mammon II" but you just giggle and remind him of the deal he made with lucifer long ago, that his first born child, no matter the gender, had to have 'Lucifer' somewhere in their name
Human names are dumb, except for yours of course, so he searches for suitable demon names
The last thing he wants is a kid named Lucifer, so that will be the kid's middle name
He really regrets his past decisions now
Leviathan
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"Levi?"
"Yeah, babe?"
"I'm pregnant."
*leviathan has been KO'd*
No joke, this man is literally floored and didn't wake up for a while and you were afraid you had just slain the fucking Lord of Shadows
Some Henry you were
You had to call Lucifer in to wake him up because he was still flat on the floor a half and hour later
Mammon is more that happy to tip a bucket of ice water on the face of the son of a bitch that impregnated HIS MC
Levi wakes up and pounces on you, gripping you tightly by the arms
"You're k-kidding r-right?"
Him? A father?
Uhhhhhhh
Unfortunately, Leviathan.exe has stopped working, try again in two thousand years
I hate to say this, but he definitely detaches himself for a while until his brothers, especially Asmodeus, literally beat him into shape
He comes back to you, a little bruised and sobbing, but not from the beating he just received
He's so sorry he neglected you! He's such a horrible demon, undeserving of your welcoming nature
He's gonna be the worst dad, and he's not good enough for you, and his kid will hate him just like everyone else does, he doesn't deserve you, he's so sorry for making you suffer the side effects and feel all alone,
Sir, I-
FALSE
It's your turn to shake some sense into him, reminding him that he would be the. best. dad!!
Not to mention the fact that you were just happy he realized his mistakes and came back to you
He begs you to sleep in his bed tub with him for security, and you have to admit his tail is very comforting
Levi does extensive research on human pregnancy and now at the dinner table, instead of talking about the latest slice of life anime he'd been watching, he's just spouting random pregnancy facts and you're laughing so hard it brings you to tears
When the weird dreams and vivid nightmares happen, Levi is right behind you, rubbing your swollen tummy, and letting you talk about them
A lot of them were about him and about your future child
Most of them were about how they got hurt in some way, either that or YOU got hurt and the baby died
These, more often than not, brought you to tears and stress you out, but Levi is right there, okay? Nothing can hurt you, nor would he let anything happen to you on his watch
Learns how to massage you (safely) to reduce stress
Definitely talks to the baby a lot
Levi begged you to be induced so the birth was safe and not a sudden occasion and you agree
On the day the doctor recommended, you arrived at the hospital and got down to business
Levi didn't really want to be in the room with you, but he knew he had to for your sake and he'd played a few birth simulators from both perspectives and you really needed him
Kinda sits there awkwardly comforting you and encouraging you, holding your hand and caressing your cheeks, a bit flushed from exertion and tears
Listen
If the baby is a boy, his name will be Henry and that's final
If it's a girl, he doesn't really care, as long as you don't name her 'mammonia' or something dumb like that
definitely crashes your hospital bed to snuggle until the baby is ready
cries when the baby wraps its extremely small digits around one of his own
also at the little horns protruding from its head
and the tuft of purple in its head
Also Smitten™
He's so excited to get home and show off his beautiful baby to his brothers and then formulate a plan to raise the kid to live and breathe TSL just like his daddy <3
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aio-rya · 4 years ago
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Red Panda Headcanons
GN!Reader x Character
「Requested by: @kih-lux」
A/N: Kih~ you gave me the option and this was more focused to be a Male Reader but... It ended being more a Gender Neutral, I guess... I'll keep practicing.
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・Floyd, Jade and Azul are ocean creatures, they know about hybrids and people like Ruggie, Leona and Jack, though they are aware there are other species, some of them are so rare and so unique it's far too difficult to have a chance of running into one of them. And, guess what? Yes, you were part of that category.
・"I've never seen one of your kind, why? Are you so rare? Are you from a far land? Wait, maybe you are... An endangered specie?". Be patient with the tweel, he has too many questions since his research hasn't been so long; you'll be pleased of helping him with that.
・Well, this couldn't result as you originally planned since Jade himself determined you were in nice shape, your body was as expected from a being half beast, half human. So, he decided you will be helping him on the Lounge too! So you could spend more time together, talking about you while working. Plus, he thought the contrast between your brune ears and tail made a nice contrast with the grey suit of Octavinelle.
・The curiosity soon transformed into interest, he started hanging out with you and even asked you to join his club! In fact, he thought you could enjoy it since your specie's homeland is a forest; you could help him learn from places he has never been before, though he would love to know if you remembered any sort of fungi of your homeland.
・Jade will be always respectful, asking before acting, having a special attraction for your tail and ears. He has seen things like those before, with Savanaclaw's dorm members, but you were specially cute for him. Since you had a special moment when you purred —because, yes, pandas actually purr.
・He loves the comparison you do about him being a bambu stick. His height is a bit far than yours so, when you hug him and tangle your tail on his legs it looks as if you were a red panda holding a bambu stick even though red pandas don't do that often.
・The Tweels are not used to cold, they prefer to stay on earth at winter, but that will not stop him from being warm with you. He loves your fur because of that, specially when you have sleepovers and you roll your tail against him to keep him warm.
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・"What do we have here? A teddy bear?"; he will ask, mocking of you, looking at the cute red fur of your ears, caught by the white line on the side of them. You'd smile mischievously, sighing, not letting his height or his deep voice intimidate you, slowly approaching a couple of steps —instead of answering his provocation, you'll lift a hand, almost at the height of his face. "Ho... This herbivore has guts."
・"I'm no herbivore... Not at all", you'll answer, defending yourself as you show your retractile long, pointy claws to him. You'd swear everything you saw in his eyes at the moment was fear on its pure form, specially since you made this actually at his eyes' height. You'd dare to say you broke him but it'd be more accurate to tell you actually gained his respect.
・Well, your peculiar first meeting was just the beginning of what somehow became a love-hate friendship. Since he was the captain of your club and you shared more unexpected encounters than you'd have thought, you grew fond of each other; soon, going from one place to another together.
・Leona would question you a lot about your specie; he's used to carnivorous wild animals like Ruggie, like him or some cheetah or tiger hybrids, but you were a bit different. And even after you already explained him your situation, he would still mess around, giving you bambú sticks for snack between classes, just because he loves your upset expression and the way you wave your tail furiously and move your ears to the sides.
・You got to trust each other so far Leona sometimes dishevelled the fur of your cylindrical, thick tail; he was lot curious about it since it was far shorter than his very own. That meant, of course, you delighted yourself with payback; sometimes braiding the tip of his tail, or tangling his tie on a ribbon on it.
・Since you were both half animal, you knew exactly which points he'd like to be touched on. That was, somehow, cheating; specially when you found him angry and tried to make him relax, words wouldn't work so you'd stand behind him and caress his ears —of course you made him purr, you always do. That, suddenly, became an intimate thing only of you both.
・There's something Leona loves doing and not necessarily to bother you: paw your ears. For him, those are like marshmallows, the red fluff, more rigid and smaller than his own. He just melt for touching them, specially when you fall asleep because, yeah, pandas sleep as much as the Prince of Afterglow Savannah.
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・He could not hide his surprise when he realised you were not completely human, you immediately caught his attention; furthermore, you were not a common specie, he deduced so by your smell. "Well, well... What do we have here? You look like Kingscholar but quite... Hm. Completely different."
・Malleus would come back to you often, some nights when he was trying to scape from his guards. But he will not arrive just like it; he will try to find some facts about you, ask you the less possible and make research by his own to know what you were, how to treat you? Until you became of more interest for him than your specie.
・Soon he discovered by your stories that you were alone too, still you had a family but your own specie was not very common, you made friends with another kind of hal-beasts and another species of pandas. That only made him to get attached to you, someone who could understand him!
・He got to hang out with you almost every night, reaching the point where he would go and look for you to your classrooms. Malleus thought at first you started fearing him too by the twitching of your ears, soon realising you just... Softened. The way you flattened your ears was signal of trust, you actually felt comfortable around him —you made the Heir of the Valley happy.
・As time passed by, you earned an inconditionnel friend, he would talk to you about almost anything you wanted to know while, in exchange, you taught him about your world, the "human" world. Soon, that became more physical, and now he pawed your ears when you leaned on his shoulder to listen at him and his tales.
・There were nights when he would take you to the castle's roof to talk more privately, or just to see the moon and the forest along the village in the distance. And many of those nights, you'd fall asleep, curled up against his legs with your tail swinging peacefully or just laying over your legs or hips; he would try to caress it, obviously not waking you up and, if you ever did, he will just blush and look away.
・You had your own tricks, sometimes when you went for a walk on the little forest around the castle, you climbed threes and hanged upside down trying to surprise him. Well... You even touched his horns. At first you were worried about him being mad but his laughter broke the tension on your shoulders. But of course, you had a tail and ears, so his payback was inevitable.
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・"I have never seen someone liketh thee...", you heard the intrigue on his voice. He floated around you, upside down, analysing the visible characteristics that made you half an animal. When Lilia is curious, he's not very measured with his actions... Yeah, that means he will touch your fur.
・He'd love to study your reactions to many stimulus, so he will tease you in ways you can and cannot expect. Though you started being prepared, or at least a bit, you'd never anticipate when was he going to appear. You were basically on guard every time you were on the library or in the hallways until the final day came and he told you how interesting you were to him.
・You tried to do the same on him but the movement of your tail or even sometimes your little furry ears twitching will alert him of your presence. Since then, you both became almost inseparable; people could se him flying around you, upside down or just playfully, other times you just got to sit aside him but there were always laughter and smiles.
・Oh, true! He basically transformed you into a nocturnal creature. Once he introduced you into video-game's world, you started spending more time together, another fact reassuring him you were a panda: sleeping a lot on the evening, when classes or clubs were not taking place, and enjoying the night along him.
・That of course meant he must protect your ears from Sebek. His very own audition was sensible enough to be disturbed by the demi-fae loudness, but he was worried about you: since he knew you were a red panda and discovered pandas had developed very, very, very sensible ears due to not wanting to be hunted by predators, he would avoid having you and Sebek on the same room for too long.
・His protective instincts made their appearance. You seemed like a tender and lovely being for him, that was the reason why Lilia was concerned about you: even though you were half a human, most of your habits were of your animal part. He knew when you were sleepy and you tried to pretend you were not just to stay with him for a while, playing. He will, surprisingly, sing you a lullaby to make you sleep while he played one last round; keeping an eye on you, the way you curled up, the way your ears twitched.
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・The way you met was... Amusing. Well, you see, one of your favourite spots for napping was the forest, the place where he usually made his patrols. Since his narcolepsy is always present, he tends to fall asleep in situations like this, what happened that day: he fell under your three and once you woke up together, you both got scared as hell.
・He started questioning you; why were you there? What were you doing? Who where you? You answered calmly, trying to calm him down since he was actually pointing at you with the sword. When he finished and put the blade down, you asked for him to answer the same question. And once you were aware of his condition, you understand everything and both bursted in laughter.
・There were to many incidental encounters with each other you ended up being friends. Sometimes you even went and looked for him deep in the forest, when you found him asleep you'll just sit by his side and read a book or play a bit with the animals surrounding him, usually birds. You cannot understand them, but when he woke up, he will always act as a translator for you.
・He had the opportunity of finding you asleep on the branch of a three or behind a rock, one of those times, curiosity took over him and he couldn't help but start petting you. Starting for your ears and your hair, getting startled when he heard you purring under his hand.
・Most of the time you surprised him at his night patrol, it was cold outside often, so you made a scarf for him. It matched with your tail and it was thick and furry too; your heart almost fell from your chest when you saw the happiness in his eyes. Now, when you were nap buddies, he will take it with him.
・He wanted to teach you something about him too so he used your free time to teach you fencing. Yes, he would usually bring another sword to the forest so you could kill time whenever you were not sleeping, reading or he was not on guard.
・Even Lilia cooked sometimes for Silver, he was aware of your existence. He was happy though about his little boy having a new friend... Well, deep inside himself, he was happy, just awaiting for Silver to know how love felt —in fact, he just wanted his child to go asking for advice.
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mxvladdy · 3 years ago
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Hi, I love your writings 💜 and wanted to suggest a prompt, but if it won't hit you or if your requests are closed than feel free to ignore.
What if MC will forget the brother and that they are in relationship (it can be as side effect of some spell /potion etc, but it will last for quite some time, no one knows how long). How brothers will react on that? What they will do to make MC fall in love again, or will they do anything at all? Or they decide that it's the chance to change everything? What if MC won't love them again? I don't know if that can be angsty (I want some angst), or you can do whatever style you find appropriate. Anyway, if you don't feel like doing for 7 brothers you can do only for brothers of your choice (who you feel comfortable to write about, but maybe Lucifer, Mammon and Beel?? ).
Thank you! And have a good day or night!
A/N: 80000 years and a day later I post lol ;.;. Sorry for the wait! I tried something new with this, hope you like :)
So I was going to drop all three at the same time but it turned into 20+ pages of work. So I will post in 3 separate parts since they all turned into beefy boys... Much like their counterparts >:)
Hope you like it!!!
Part One of Three: Lucifer
Magic is a beautiful and powerful thing. It permeates the Devildom like an eternal fog. For the residents, it is as common as breathing. From the strongest of their kind down to the lowest inhabitants, it is integral to their culture and daily life. Mistakes and accidents happen daily with young and old alike learning or experimenting. Magical rebounds and mishaps mean very little to them, especially the brothers. From the Celestial Realms down, they have seen it all.
Sometimes they forget that to you, magic can be a volatile and dangerous.
The crackle of energy and the acrid taste of sour magic on his tongue are his only warnings before things went south. He reaches for you, strong arms moving to shield you from the blowback of energy discharging around you both. Lucifer crouches, turning his back to the explosion to cover you from the debris and dust raining down. The rebound of the failed spell washes over him for a moment turning his stomach on impact. A heavy miasma coats the room. It weighs down his wings momentarily before disappearing as quickly as it had come.
Once the dust settles, the room fills with light-hearted teasing and jabs at the inept caster. Whatever chastising remark he had stuck to his tongue. When he looks down at you the air seizes his lungs in horror. You were heavy and unresponsive in his arms, eyes closed and face slack. Physically, he could see nothing wrong with you, no hair unkempt or dust on your uniform. He shakes you trying in vain to rouse you.
He doesn’t remember fleeing the room with you clutched tight to his chest nor the shouts of his confused brothers all he could focus on was your limp body cradled in his. You weren’t waking up. None of his magic was working, and you were still sleeping. It was like looking down at his brothers all over again. The feeling of dread, of helplessness, had him staggering. You were like his little Lilith all over again, another failure in his unending life span.
The healer's answers do nothing but anger him. Diavolo’s weak speculations drive him into a frenzy. Wait, they want him to wait. For how long was anyone's guess. They say that you just need rest, the human body is unaccustomed to such stresses. That though your body is weak, a human’s spirit is strong. You’ll recover-he had to trust that you would heal on your own. Trust… he had so little of that left to begin with, but he had he gave to you.
He couldn’t lose you. Couldn’t lose this small flicker of hope you brought into his life, of happiness. He didn’t want to be alone again.
So he waits, a permanent sentinel by your bedside. He sits in silence stuck with his sins. His rough hewn palms cover your small hand to warm your cooling finger tips. He strokes them with callused fingers. He contemplates all the little things he could have done differently while he waits. Hells, what he should have done differently. Spells at the best of times were unruly and dangerous and in the hands of a novice? He shakes his head squeezing your hand. He was so stupid to have let you take that course. Why hadn’t he told that weak pissant of a demon off for trying such an incantation? Or at least to take it outside. Was he that bad of a protector? Of a lover? Deep down he wants to be angry at you. That this somehow was all your fault, with your puny human constitution and defenses. He wants to blame you but the moment passes with a gut-twisting sense of guilt and almost shame.
The days move on unceasingly, the clock on your wall mocking him with every steady tick and turn of the hand. With each moon that passes his simmering anger and wounded pride cools to an ice cold fear in his veins. The healers stopped showing up daily, they were at a loss like the rest of them.
No one would say it, least of all around him, but he heard it travel down the halls like an unwelcome guest. The whispered sympathy, the soft admissions of acceptance. He blocks them out, his world narrowing down to nothing but your icy hand and weak pulse. Your room begins to turn into his. His paperwork fills your desk, while he holds meeting over the phone. One hand clutching his phone to his ear and his other always touching you. No one but him is going to take care of you. He refuses help, turning down Diavolo’s increasing offers and pleas of support.
He turns them down each and every time. He will take care of you.
Yet, no matter how much he tends to you and researches you remain inert.
It’s maddening, he was suffocating under the weight. Finally he tips. One night drunk and desperate in his destroyed room he does the last thing he could think of.
The hardwood of his bedroom is unforgiving under his knees. The cold of it soaks through his pants and the harsh grain digs into his skin. But he doesn’t care, he wasn’t looking for absolution anymore, he was begging for your salvation.
It burns him bowing like this. His pride lashes out, roaring like the untamed beast it was as he dives deep searching within himself to find the tattered remains of his former self. Each second with his eyes closed and head bent was tortuous as his pleas fill the oppressive silence of the room. No matter the discomfort of the moment he can only think of you. No cost was too steep to have you open your eyes again.
Lucifer should have known going back to his father would be a mistake. Nothing was ever simple with them, everything was by their rules and their way. Not even being the once most favored son could fix that. Your eyes open, sure. They are hazy with confusion, but also bright and full of life. You were back.
Papers forgotten Lucifer approaches you like he would a wounded animal. He stares in disbelief for a moment before succumbing to his need to hold you. “Amata-” He breathes out in relief into your neck squeezing you closer to him. Lucifer pulls away when he notices you not embracing him back. “Are you alright?”
“Yeah. You just took me by surprise is all.” You rub your eyes and smile wearily. “What did I do to deserve such a good morning hug?”
His smile fades, hearts sinking. “Do you not remember?”
“Remember?” Hmmm. You look around you at the clutter of your room. “I- remember being in class, then you over me.” Something must have happened, but for the life of you, you couldn’t recall. He fills you in leaving small blanks hoping to see some recognition in your bewitching eyes. But you sit, nodding along taking his word as gospel truth. “Wow.” You lean back on your pillows. To be asleep for so long, you had so much work to catch up on. “Thank you for looking out for me.”
There was an odd look in his eyes before he nods, rising to his feet. “Of course… for you, anything.” He flees then, choking back a sea of emotions to go fetch a healer to look you over. It was as he expected. You were whole and healthy again, back to your old wonderful self. Except for him. Did you truly remember none of him? Have you really forgotten how he held you at night when you were able to tear him from his works.
How could you forget the words he would whisper to you as you drifted off long after the candles had been snuffled out, the sweat had cooled on your skin, and your limbs loose and tangled with his? Would you ever remember the way he would watch you at school? How he would search for you and watch you with vigilante and hungry eyes. You were not his little lamb anymore. Even after everything he had lost you.
It was what he bargained for with his father it seemed.
He calls a meeting soon after informing his brothers and the Prince of your condition without telling them of his speculations as to why. “We will say nothing.” He speaks standing rigidly while the room erupts with confusion around him.
“Why not tell them?” Beelzebub asked brows drawn low in concern.
“And say what?” Lucifer rubs at his nose pinching the bridge tightly already feeling a dull throbbing growing underneath. “What would it change?” He leaves it at that and retreats to his room. He looks at his dusty chambers and broken furniture from his explosive temper. It is so cold again without you there. This is how it must be. The thought brings a broken whine from his lips. Tt soaks through his leather gloved hand, refusing to be shoved down. He didn’t want to believe he was so forgettable, that something as intimate as his trust and love was so weak in your soul. He had thought surely he had ingrained himself deeper than that. You were in his mind.
He turns to his private libraries that night, looking for any scrap of information he could find. Perhaps the threads of him were there within you, maybe they just needed to be mended. He often forgot how malleable the human mind was, how easily things can just slip from them. Each book on the topic started promisingly enough before piddling off to a dead-end or debunked hypothesis.
He hunts down the student that had fired the spell. If he knew the original purpose of the spell maybe he could recreate the reaction? No, yet another dead end.
He comes to realize one night sitting hunched over on the grimy floor that either your mixed blood had altered the spell's intentions or the fact that since you were not in your original timeline it had changed something deeper within you that none of them had taken into consideration. Or, perhaps-just maybe he truly did make a deal with Father.
Devil below, he hoped that wasn’t true. How ironic it would be that the first time they had heard his pleas to only answer it with more pain and punishment. Either way, he must accept this...eventually.
“You know, if you keep frowning like that it’ll leave permit winkles.” Lucifer ignores his brother, not glancing up from his journals to entertain him. He had recently found more old tomes deep in his studies. “Luci.” Multi-colored nails block his view of his documents.
“Move Asmodeus. I will not ask again.”
Asmo frowns but moves his hand back to his hip. “You need to breathe brother. Take a minute for yourself.” Lucifer snorts dismissively, flipping to the next page. Asmo sighs deeply, his old bones rattling with the heavy gust of air. “You know you won’t find anything in there. We’ve all tried, you know? Read up on fruitless leads and scoured the depths of the catacombs too. Satan’s hands are a mess from rummaging through his books.” He swallows thickly. “Perhaps it is time.”
“Time for what?” Lucifer rises to his impressive height towering over his smaller brethren. “I do not like what you are implying Sakhr.” Asmo flinches, he hates that damn name. He calms the simmering rage underneath his well kept skin. Lucifer was hurting, he lashes out blindly when he is. He always suffers alone.
“I’m not implying anything. We just want-” Lucifer laughs, the hollow sound pulls at the emptiness within Lust’s heart.
“What would you know of my wants?” His ruby eyes lock with Asmo’s. It was a mistake. Lucifer’s presence was imposing at the best of times, but as mad as he was now it was a knee jerk reaction from Asmo to put his guard up. It was a strong defensive mechanism that Asmo took special care not to let slip, but as Lucifer approaches him shoulder hunching and chest puffing up in anger. It took only a moment for his defenses to take over, eyes locking Lucifer saw exactly what he wanted reflected back at him.
He didn’t know what Lucifer saw but he could see the absolute agony etching into his older brother's glassy eyes with each second. Asmo steps back breaking eye contact with a gasp, the trance between them breaking. “I-I’m sorry!” He trembles.
Lucifer says nothing but raises a shaking finger while he collects himself. Finally, he looks up, face impassive once more. He shakes his head and points to the two chairs in front of his desk. A wordless order that Asmo takes. Asmodeus watches Lucifer busy himself with a decanter, broad back turned to him. “You meant no harm,” Lucifer says, voice tight. He turns back with two glasses in hand. “ I-my aggression was unnecessary.” He offers Asmo a glass before sitting back in his throne-like chair with a grunt. They drink in silence.
Asmo swirls the spicy drink around his tongue thinking hard. This wasn’t how this was supposed to go. He thought he could make things better by offering a shoulder or ear, perhaps tell Lucifer that you were doing well. You didn't seem to notice the hole at the table or in the classroom where Lucifer used to join you and the rest of them to eat or study. They had missed seeing him look so at peace around them. Everything had reverted back to like it was when you first arrived between the two of you, and it was affecting everyone. “Talk to me?” Lucifer blinks.
“And say what?” He peers at his empty glass before grabbing the decanter. “I’m fine? I have meetings piling up and I frankly don’t give a damn anymore. Or the fact that I have yet to cancel the table I had reserved for our anniversary dinner?” His last words waver dangerously before he burns them away with a large gulp of his drink. He sees the look in Asmo’s honey-colored eyes when he looks up. “I don’t need pity.”
Asmodous sniffs, waving away the thought. “Please. We all know better than that. I just want to check on you, and perhaps give you an idea?”
“What idea could you have that I have not thought of?” He asks curiously. Asmo lights up leaning in.
“What if we’ve been going about this the wrong way? We’ve been looking at magic to solve this when the answer was in front of us the whole time. Humans aren’t used to magic, so why look to it for the solution?”
“I don’t follow.” Lucifer puts his glass down leaning back in his chair. Was science what he needed to look at? He had tried that, had talked to human doctors and surgeons that owed him “favors”. They were as unhelpful as the rest.
“We are thinking like demons! We have to think like a human, woo them again. You did it once, surely their attraction wasn’t wiped out, just their memories.” Ahh. Lucifer shakes his head. He had thought of that, staring at himself in the mirror. Many nights were filled with the nagging fears of defeat. If his father had a hand in your recovery could he even be allowed to try again? Lucifer looks back at all the things he said those nights kneeling by your side. It was foolish, what even contract he might have accidentally made had too many open ends, too many half wishes, and clauses.
“I’m afraid I have already thought of that my brother.”
“Then why haven’t you tried? Have you given up?” Asmo is met with silence. “Does that mean the rest of us have a chance?” He gets the reaction he was looking for then. Lucifer’s form shutters, a full body twitch as his body blurs around the edges in warning. “Seems to me like you haven’t given up yet. So what is stopping you.”
Lucifer crumbles under his brother’s worried gaze. Perhaps he could divulge his worry, just this once. “I asked father Az.”
Asmo gasps in surprise, eyes wide in disbelief, then dawning realization. “You think They did this?” Lucifer shrugged, running a hand through his disheveled locks. “They wouldn’t-they couldn’t...could they?” None of the brothers knew what their father was up to anymore, nor if They were even still able to track them. It was an ever present cloud of stress over all of them. While they trusted Diavolo and his protection, the nagging fear was never-ending.
“This is perfect!” Asmo claps his hands together. Lucifer stares at him in confusion. Lust’s smile grew toothy and dangerous. “Do you know what this means?”
“No.” His younger brother snorts looking down at his nails. His mind was running a mile a minute. For as organized and crafty as Lucifer is, he sure had his moments.
“Think about it. If Father did meddle then you have to try courting them again. Defying Father is a talent!” Asmo claps his hands in giddy delight. “Wouldn’t it just chafe their linens if you got back together?”
“And what if They didn’t meddle?”
“Then what do you have to lose?” Lucifer laughs. It was breathy and lifeless at the start but grew in intensity as Asmo’s words sunk in. Why was it when he said it it made sense?
“As devious as ever Az.” Lucifer smiles. Yes, he could win you back easily and reclaim his pride all in one fell swoop. “Thank you for reminding me of who I am.” They were troublemakers, the lot of them and it was time for him to prove it once more that he was the worst of them.
He starts the next day dressing down for once in his long life. He wears an outfit you always complement tucked neatly into a pair of dress slacks you bought him after a date gone awry. He smirked, remembering the tight squeeze of your hand on him on the drive home. The friction of your palm on the smooth material...he tipped his dry cleaner extra that night. “Good morning.” He purrs out in greeting taking his seat at the head of the table. The few brothers around the table freeze for a moment, keen eyes darting from him to where you sat still eating as if nothing had changed. Asmodeus shot him a wink.
“Morning.” You chirp back around your spoon. “It’s good to see you back at the table. Finally got a break from work?” The demons hold their collective breath.
“Yes, you can say that I came to a revelation of sorts.” He hums into his mug.
From that point on no matter what corner you turn on Lucifer was there. A pleasant smile on his lips and an offer of aid. “Thank you for the help!” You drop the large stack of books on your desk with a satisfied grunt. “You know- even though our pack is still somewhat new, if you need help with your work I’d be glad to give you a hand too!”
“Would you?” He hides his predatory grin under his hand. “ Some of the matters I have to attend to will require some long, hard work. It may take up some of your nights.” The flush that graces your cheeks and the warm buzz from his pact mark make him giddy.
“I’m willing.”
Slowly he begins to pull you back into his world. He leaves well placed hints of your past together scattered around his workspace. Your favorite Devildom blooms and treats always seem to be around when you come to offer your help in the evening. He slips old pet names into daily conversations as you scribble notes and transcribe letters for him by the soft light of his desk lamp. Pacing himself was never so hard before in his life. Was he finally cracking through? Or were you falling for him again? It was a heady rush to be sure, the mix of anticipation and thrill of such earthly courting made him realize many things he didn’t see the first time around. He learns all over again just what he loved about you.
He had forgotten how patient you were around him and with his siblings. Your keen eye and attention to detail reminded him just why he trusted you. You flitted about him picking up things he missed and settling brotherly disputes without him having to waste his breath. It was almost like things were going back to normal, minus the cold sheets beside him at night. But he sticks to his plan, finding pleasure in simply learning about you all over again.
It came to an end sooner than he had expected.
“Enter.” Lucifer calls from his overflowing desk. It was finals time once again and the damages done to school property were picking up dramatically. He heard your fluttering heartbeat before you even entered his domicile. It picks up as you approach.
“Am I interrupting?
Lucifer looks up from his work, a grin growing on his tired face. “For you, never.” You smile back, coming closer. You held a mug of coffee in your hands. The beast within him wanted to raise its hackles in triumph and howl. His life must be a divine comedy. This night is playing out just like it did nearly a year ago. Did you remember too? Or was this just how it always was meant to be?
“I haven’t seen you in a bit, and got concerned.” You fiddle with the handle of the copper mug. Lucifer nods, it was true. He regrettably had to put his plans with you on hold, he had spent so much time scheming he had let a few things build up. “Asmo told me you were hold up in here working, and I thought you could use a pick me up. He-he helped me make you some coffee.”
Ah. It wasn’t the same as the first time, but it was a matter of time before his sibling started meddling again. He takes the cup from your outstretched hand. “Thank you, this is much appreciated.” You glow under his praise taking a seat by his side.
“Need any help?” You eye the stack of papers with interest. “I’ve gotten pretty good at reading the fine print.”
“Have you now?” He pushes a small stack of papers towards you. “Very well, I would love your company again.” You take the work with a nod eager to spend time with him again. He watches you work, unable to contain his growing smile before looking down at the cup by his side. The tar-black coffee looks back at him. Oh, how he wished to commend his brother and berate him all at once. It is putrid and stomach-churning but he savors it all the same.
“Is it alright?” You pause watching him drink in. You have never seen him so enraptured by a drink before.
“Yes.” It will be.
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officialgritty · 4 years ago
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How I Would Humble NHL Players
An essay written by bigboigritty. 
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I would humble hockey players the only way I know how to, by sending them to Australia. Let’s suppose that they have decided to hold the All Star game over here (forget about it’s usual date) (forget that some players I have listed below might not be invited) (and while you're at it, please forget that Australia’s rinks are Not Good).
I think that they would suffer but in an entertaining way so it’s fine. 
First of all, their biggest concern is getting sunburnt. It would effect all of their dumb asses but I’m particularly worried about Pierre-Luc Dubois and Mitch Marner. Boys are practically translucent. Vince Dunn would be fine, he’d probably wear a shirt most of the time which is a very smart decision. 
You may wonder why I didn’t mention Nolan Patrick because I am a certified slut for him, well I don't think he would have a problem. He would spend most of the time inside and when he joins the others, I think his Virgo ass would reapply sunscreen. Maybe he would burn slightly but I don't think it'd be enough to make him uncomfortable. 
Another thing that I think they will gain from this experience is a higher pain tolerance. Now you’re probably thinking, “Zoe they are NHL players so they can handle pain.” Wrong.
Real pain is running barefoot on cement at theme parks while you race to get to the next ride. Also getting into the car and having to avoid touching every piece of metal to not get branded like a cow. Or better yet, when the heat gets so bad that there’s a black out because everyone has their air conditioning turned on.
Don’t get me wrong, I know that other countries have scary animals but I would pay to see them panic over ours. Crocodiles here can grow up to 5.2 metres / 17 feet. We have a box jellyfish season where it’s advised to avoid swimming or wear wetsuits for coverage. Funnel web spiders can survive underwater for hours by trapping air bubbles around their skin. We have several of the worlds deadliest snakes present across the country. 
Listen, I don't want anyone to get injured but the constant fear that they would have when doing anything would be enough to make me happy.
My biggest question is who would survive in the shady areas, who would survive the eshays?
Under no circumstances can you look them in the eyes or cross their path. They are not to be feared individually but in groups caution is advised. I think the players would attempt to assert dominance and that is simply not an option. You are better off to ignore the eshay.
Nolan would have no issues here if im being honest. He is big and I don't think they’d find it worth it to fuck with him. But you know who they would target? Matthew Tkachuk. “Where are you going pretty boy?” “Oi braa did we hurt your feelings ya pussy cunt?” They would make fun of his hair in particular. 
Travis Konecny would be an eshay. I don't think I need to make further comment. (So would Louis Tomlinson but I am not a 1D account and I will continue to repeat that until it’s true.)
I would also give them a few iconic tasks to get the true Australian experience. Activities for the ‘vacation’ include triathlon events, beach flags, bush walking and climbing the harbour bridge. They could attend a cricket match but they tend to like golf so unfortunately they would probably enjoy this :(
AFL is an extremely popular sport here and I think they would loose their shit when they learn the rules of this game. No protective equipment is used other than mouthguards, that's it. That’s all you get. And jumping onto other players for leverage is encouraged. I would thoroughly enjoy the fights that would break out because of this.
Another task would be to use a map to make their way to a servo for a slurpee. The catch is that they will be required to pass through multiple alleyways. Also, the season is Spring, it’s swooping season mother fuckers. Let’s see how brave you are when birds chase you down the block. Personally I don’t think any of them would pass this test, maybe McDavid because the birds may not be able to detect a heartbeat.
Australian food would disgust them, I just know it. Things that they would need to try are a Bunnings sausage sanga, fairy bread, lamingtons, baked beans on toast, Milo and Vegemite. Because I’m me I would give them no butter with their Vegemite. 
An after thought I had was money so I’m editing this to include it. Everything here is EXPENSIVE so they would need to learn how to budget. Upon doing research, Canadians would be fine but the Americans will be mad.
1000 CAD = 1019 AUD
1000 USD = 1297 AUD
Another after thought was the fact that they won’t be able to drive (or at least drive well) here. We drive on the left and not the right, same goes for walking paths too. I can sense a lot of them bumping into people.
Where I think players would live based on vibes alone:
Carter Hart and Vince Dunn: North Shore Beaches, NSW. Daddy’s money. Carter probably did Nippers whereas Vince was a skater boy. 
Travis Konecny: Darwin, NT. Would 100% live there and enjoy it. He would try to conduct crocodile tours but gets assigned to feeding the baby crocs and doing shows for little kids. 
Tyson Barrie: Perisher, NSW. One of the only ski resorts we have to offer, major friendly mountain man energy.
Nolan Patrick: Byron Bay, NSW. @antoineroussel enlightened me, steering away from my original thought of Katoomba, NSW. Byron Bay is a magnet for hippies and links rainforest to the ocean. Chris Hemsworth and his family also live there.
William Nylander: Perth, WA. I don’t know much about Perth other than they wouldn’t shut up about partying while the other states had to quarantine. For some reason, I also associate Perth with Tik Tok. 
Sidney Crosby and Connor McDavid: Melbourne CBD, VIC. These two would live in the same apartment building in the city, Connor one level above Sidney. It’s the most boring looking block of them all and Crosby would send in complaints to the landlord about McDavid pacing during the night.
Tyler Seguin: Surfers Paradise, QLD. Party central, not many people are actually from this area and he would be sure to tell absolutely everyone that he was. I also think he would get a Meter Maid tattoo, specifically on his leg. Has definitely slept on the beach before because he couldn’t find his way home.
Jamie Benn: Hobart, TAS. Tasmania is usually forgotten about. Another one with mountain man energy except he is more creepy than friendly.
Mitch Marner: Fitzroy, VIC. @antoineroussel is responsible for this one too. Hipster central, makes you question how the hell someone so young can have so much money. Would chug $45 wine and not blink an eye.
(honourable mentions include = Sammy Blais: Hobart, Tas. Once again no comment on Tasmania. TJ Oshie: Cairns, QLD. Would do reef tours. Haydn Fleury: Western Sydney, NSW. Haydn would 100% own a ute or a white holden commodore and you can’t tell me otherwise. Roman Josi: Adelaide, SA. Small town history teacher vibes.)
I have attached a handy map for those who may need it.
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In conclusion, the NHL should send their players over here to teach them some manners and while they’re at it, management should bring themselves too. Nolan Patrick could pass as an Australian if he built up a tan. (So does Nylander in this picture but we won’t talk about that.) Come over anytime baby, I’m free. 
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Glossary
Servo - A service station, also known as a petrol or gas station. Example: 7/11
Theme park - An amusement park. Can be said in reference to both normal parks and water parks and usually means those in QLD. Example: Six Flags
Swooping season - August to October in Australia. When birds attack and chase humans and / or pets for getting close to their babies. Magpies are notoriously bad for this. 
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Bunnings sausage sanga - A cheap feed / meal found at the front of a hardware and gardening store called Bunnings. Made up of white bread, sausage, onion and your choice of sauce.
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Fairy bread - White bread with margarine and topped with 100s and 1000s / sprinkles. 
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Meter Maids - Women who work along the beach dressed in gold bikinis. They top up parking meters to save tourists from getting fined and will often stop for photos. 
Nippers - Surf lifesaving programs carried out for children between 5 and 14. 
Ute - A pick up truck.
Eshay - A person who partakes in drug use, graffiti, listens to EDM and targets victims in groups. Below is the typical style of an eshay. 
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briarworthandoleander · 3 years ago
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Since you're so heavily invested in monster rearing, what's your opinion on the reclusive monster "Riders" who raise otherwise deadly monsters as mounts?
In all honesty I'm not a fan of the practice of Riders.
Forgive me for the perceived hypocrisy, but I feel like there is something I must point out immediately.
We are a rescue sanctuary - we are helping injured monsters and trying to release those we can back into the wild, we do not tame monsters. Our orphan rescues raised from infancy are different too - as while we make sure they are used to human and wyverian handling for care and feeding; we do NOT utilize them in combat nor do we treat them as pets - they are still very much wild creatures and should be respected as such.
We ween adolescent monsters of human and wyverian contact as they get older, and if we can - teach them to hunt so they can hold their own and sometimes even be released.
I have no doubt my adult wards can and would rip off my face should I ever be perceived as a threat in any capacity, and I know from experience that "visitors" tend to be horrifically surprised by how little we do "tame" our lifetime rescues.
(If anyone is curious as to how I keep two adult Kadachi around as near "pet like" monsters, I don't actively do so - as I have said in previous papers, Kadachi are very passive by nature and I have seen no reason to be rid of them other than sometimes one gets too comfortable with sleeping on my couch, and even then I'm not particularly bothered as they leave well enough alone.)
Near hypocrisy aside, and myself not tightening the belt as heavily as Oleanders vehement hatred of riders - I find it hard to appreciate a culture that as part of their way of life poach eggs and juveniles from their nests in the wild. It's disruption of the natural order and an ecological nightmare.
Also the idea of anybody weaponizing a monster is a nasty thought - these are living, breathing creatures and you subject them to fighting not only other monsters but their own kin which is likely to end in injury or death.
Again - an ecological nightmare.
I've been to those islands, I've seen those villages, I know what they do and how they do it - and I find myself angered by it.
I understand that few are of the opinion that co existence with these creatures is possible, but I am disinclined to agree due to the fact that these are not monsters that would peacefully interact with people unless raised by people from infancy.
If one wishes to argue about my stance on hunters: certified hunters like Oleander and myself are dispatched by The Guild to keep the natural balance and prevent ecological disasters - sadly this does sometimes require culling to keep the general wild populace of creatures and people safe and healthy say if there is a plague or a scarcity of food.
In more direct terms:
There's a difference between culling a victim of Gore Magalas' blight to stop further infection and disruption of herd animals that could lead to mass starvation of predators that could then turn their attention to settlements, and killing because you want a new pair of boots.
As for capturing wild monsters for research purposes, they are often tagged (to keep an eye on numbers) and released afterwards unless there is a problem found such as injury or illness - which if treatable means they are leased to the care of people like myself to be nursed back to full health.
- Leo Briarworth
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I don’t like them. I don’t trust them. 
I studied Riders for a while under Guild instruction, avoiding interfering as per my agreement. What I saw those villagers do bothered me.
Countless times, I watched them harass and fight monsters until they retreated to their nests, at which point the Riders rifled about as the mothers rested, picking through the eggs that the wyverns had curled around as if they expected not to wake again. Many times, I saw the mother awaken and naturally attempt to defend her nest, only to be slain because of her own instinct to protect herself and the next generation of her species. 
In those instances, the nest was left unattended. The Riders got their prize, but at the cost of a family. They then took the egg, hatched it, and raised it as their own--as if the irreparable damage they’d just caused was an afterthought. There’s no effort to conserve the species. No attempt to ensure that the balance is upheld. It makes my blood boil.
Their practices are reprehensible. There’s no excuse for the loss of life they cause. It’s one thing to adopt a monster that’s been orphaned. It’s another to be the reason that it’s an orphan.
I won’t be going back to that village unless it’s under Guild orders to put a stop to the environmental chaos they’re wreaking.
-Oleander
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darling-i-read-it · 4 years ago
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...And the Beast From the Sea
3x11
Hannibal Lecter x reader x Will Graham 
Hannibal Re-Write Series Masterlist
Word Count: 4k 
Warnings: spoilers for hannibal, murder, guns, pregnancy, worries of miscarriage
Author’s Note: Dudes I love this one so much. I  really really liked this one. It’s hella long but the last one was short so I think that’s okay. I am very excited for y’all to read this one because I made some expenitonal changes to the script which I’m excited for you guys to see. Enjoy!
I used some direct quotes from the script so some things may seem familiar 
Official Episode Summary: With a full moon approaching, Jack and Will are certain that Francis Dolarhyde will strike again but they lack a solid lead; Alana gives Hannibal a chance for redemption.
I don’t own these characters. They belong to author/director 
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“Nightly news countdown to the next full moon. Chicago and Buffalo police are under a media blitz,” Jack said. You, Will and Alana were all in his office. Will had made it a sport to argue against you going with him anywhere these days but he knew he would lose the fight. 
“Two days left. And he’s not going to kill again in Chicago or Buffalo. He’s moved on,” you muttered. You were sitting beside Alana. Will was standing behind you. 
“Let me fill you in on what’s up for the twenty-fifth.”
“When he does it again?” 
“If we have a problem on the twenty-fifth.”
“Not ‘if’. ‘When,” Will muttered.
“He didn’t kill the docket at the museum. What if he’s trying to stop?” Alana asked. 
“He would’ve been better killing her. And both of you,” Jack suggested. You pursed your lips.
“I know we don’t get along Jack but that’s just cruel,” you teased.
“You think there's a way to push him to be self destructive?” Jack asked, ignoring you completely.
“You mean push him toward suicide?” Alana asked.
“Suicide suits me just fine,” Jack muttered. 
“If he was really trying to stop he’s not going to kill himself. How could he be sure his death would affect whatever's inside him?” Will asked. He had his hands shoved in his pockets, his mind reeling. 
“You must know something about him otherwise you wouldn’t have found him,” Jack leaded. You gave him a look. Will gave him a harder one.
“Jack Crawford. Fisher of men, watching my cork move against the current. You got me again.” Will was bitter. You liked it. “Hannibal told me where to find him. He knows.” 
-
Hannibal and Francis talked to each other. Francis was relying on this conversation to clear some things up. A couple of things. 
“I..put my hand...on her beating heart. Heard the sound of her..living voice. A..living woman. How bizarre,” Francis whispered. Reba flashed in his mind. Beautiful. “I don’t want to give her to the Dragon,” he whispered. 
“The Dragon is in your belly now. The Dragon wants her alive, you don't’ have to worry about feeling love for her,” Hannibal explained. Francis looked at Hannibal.
“Is that how you stayed with Y/N?” At the mention of your name Hannibal tensed. Ever so slightly. If Francis wasn’t paying acute attention he wouldn’t have noticed. He read it as something bad. Something that struck something dark in Hannibal that he wished to be rid of. “And Will Graham. He interests me. Odd looking for an investigator, not very handsome. But purposeful. They’re married aren’t they?” 
Another slight change in attitude. 
Slight.
But there. 
And if he wasn’t going to kill Reba then he had to kill someone else.
-
“Yes, yes. I see.” Your voice was quiet. Will watched you speak, your hand holding your other arm. You were on the phone with the neighbors that were watching your dogs. “I’ll be back as soon as I can. Thank you so much for calling.” 
You hung up the phone and let out a long sigh. You looked over at Will. You were both standing in one of the main rooms of Alana's hospital. You finally looked over at him and he grabbed your hand gently, bringing you toward him.
“That was the neighbors girls. They say that the dogs have been sick, all of them. I’m going to go home and see to them, make sure it’s all okay.” Will nodded quickly as he held you in his arms. He was happy about this. He didn’t want you here, in harm's way. The safest place for you was home. “I’ll sleep the night, take the dogs to the vet and return the next day. I’ll bring new doggo with me.” You moved away from him to gauge his reactions.
“This is good,” he whispered, brushing a piece of hair out of your face. “It’s safe at home.” You shrugged.
“I like to keep you safe.” 
“But you have to think of yourself now. You have to keep safe,” he whispered. “Both of you.” You closed your eyes for a moment and took that in. It sounded so pleasant from his voice. A child. His child. You loved the idea of a curly haired little boy running around that had his blue eyes.
“Two days we’ll be away from each other. And I shall call you when I get there and also when I am about to leave. And probably between that.” He nodded.
“Of course.” 
-
“I have to do a little homework,” Francis said. Reba handed him a fresh martini and he took it, sitting on his couch between the projector and screen. Music played softly around them. Reba sat beside him, curious to what he was up to today. 
“Sure. If I’m keeping you from working, I can go,” she suggested. He shook his head quickly and realized she couldn’t see him. It would take some getting used to.
“No. I want you to be here. I do. It’s just some film I need to check. It won’t take long,” he promised.
“Does it have a soundtrack?” Reba asked. 
“No.” 
“May I keep the music?” she asked. 
“Um-hmm.” 
“I think I’ll stretch out for a few minutes, if you don’t mind.” He started to move so that she could lay down but she shook her head gently. “No, don’t move. I have plenty of room. Wake me up if I drop off,” she whispered. She lied down on the couch, holding the glass to her stomach. The tips of her hair touched Francis' hand beside his tight. He flicked the remote switch on and the projector began. Light flickered and whired across both his and Reba’s face. “Are these your nocturnal animals?” she asked quietly.
“Um-hmmm” 
The picture moved down from a bright white moon to find you, smiling and laughing as you moved toward a cabin in the woods, holding a blanket in your hands. A pack of dogs excitedly milled around your feet. 
“They know they’re being filmed?” Reba asked.
“No.” 
-
You stood in the vet anxiously. As the vet came back in you stood up quickly. You had talked to the girls who were taking care of the dogs and they were just as worried as you had been. 
“They may have gotten into something they shouldn’t have. Has there been any change in their diet?” she asked. You took a deep breath and felt the guilt creep in.
“Wi-my husband usually makes their food from scratch. We’ve been out of town with some dog sitters and I told them to just give them canned food,” you explained. 
“Was it canned food made in China?” she asked.
“Is it bad to be made in China?” you asked anxiously.
“If you’re pet food. Dogs get poisoned by Chinese pet food all the time. Pet food safety isn't’ regulated the same way as human food. And it’s barely regulated at all in China. There have been thousands of illnesses and deaths.” 
All of the sudden you thought about having to call Will with the news that, despite the fact you were having a human child, all the dog ones were going to die. That was a call you never want to make. Ever. 
“Are the dogs going to be okay?” you asked, moving the long sleeves of your shirt up to wrap your fingers around it. 
“Yes. You got them here fast and the activated charcoal should soak up whatever’s in their system. But it’d be helpful if you brought me a sample of whatever they’ve been eating so we can run some tests,” the vet said. You nodded quickly. 
“I’ll bring it by tomorrow.” The vet put a hand on your arm with a warm smile.
“We’ll keep the dogs overnight so we can monitor their recovery. They’ll be fine.” 
You nodded with a smile released. 
-
Will walked into Hannibal’s caged room. Hannibal got up from his desk and walked over to the glass.
“I’m not fortune’s fool. I’m yours. ‘Behold the Great Red Dragon’,” Will said. 
“And did you?” Hannibal questioned.
“I had a random encounter.” Hannibal looked behind him as the door shut quietly. He furrowed his eyebrows.
“Where’s Y/N?” 
“The Brooklyn Museum is closed to the public on Tuesdays, but researchers are admitted. You know that’s when we’d both be going,” Will said, ignoring the question. Hannibal tried to push you out of his mind. Likely just toying with him. 
“A sophisticated intelligence can forecast many things. I suppose mine is sophisticated enough. You’re so close to him now. You and the Dragon are doing the same thing at various times of the day,” Hannibal said, allowing his ignorance of you to seep. 
“He’s contacted you.”
“How do you imagine he’s contacted me? Personal ads? Writing notes on admiration on toilet paper?” Hannibal asked. 
“Alana thinks he’s trying to stop,” Will suggested. Hannibal came closer to the glass and Will did not move. 
“To begin to understand the Dragon, to hear the cold drips in his darkness, Dr. Bloom would have to see things she could never see,” Hannibal promised. “She would have to fly through time.” 
“There is a family out there who don’t know he’s coming. We could save them. Tell me who he is.” 
“I don’t know who he is.” Will studied Hannibal’s face and knew he was telling the truth. “And I do not know the next family, before you ask.” He was telling the truth about that too. 
“You’re willing to let them die.” 
“They’re not my family Will. And I’m not letting them die. You are.” 
-
“I’m sorry to interrupt. You have a telephone call. It’s your lawyer. Would you like to take it?” Alana asked. 
“Did he say why he was calling?” Hannibal questioned. 
“I called him. To confirm that he hasn’t called you. Not since you’ve been declared insane,” she stated. Hannibal shrugged.
“I could have told you that.” 
“If only I’d known to ask.”
“If only.” 
“Would you have told me the truth?” she asked.
“In my own way, I always have,” he promised. Alana pressed a button and spoke into the telephone.
 “Mr. Metcalf. That’ll be all for now. Thank you for your time.” She killed the call and now her cold anger showed. The door behind her opened and Jack entered. “You were speaking to the Tooth Fairy.”
“I think he’s earned the right to be known by the name he’s chosen. He is the Great Red Dragon,” Hannibal said. Jack approached the glass wall. 
“You have hubbed hell, Dr. Lecter.” 
“I often do.” 
“You got what you wanted. Suddenly, you’re very relevant. There is one way for you to stay relevant...and comfortable,” Alana said. Hannibal thought about it for a moment.
“You want me to speak with the Dragon. You believe he will seek counsel after the next kill.”
“We’ve got to make your contact work for us. Standing trace order for any time you’re on the phone. When he calls, you keep him on the line.” Hannibal inclined his head.
“I can’t refuse him a sympathetic ear. He no doubt needs it.” 
-
The house seemed so empty. The dogs gone, Will away. You had to pick them up in the morning and then be gone again. In the meantime, you were staying up late to make as much dog food as you could.
“Yeah and add a little bit of the meat I have in the fridge,” Will said over the phone. His voice was staticy but there. It made you feel safer.
“Alright I think we’re good. Thank you sweetface,” you said, leaning into the phone. 
“Anytime. Have a good night's sleep. Drink water. I love you.” You smiled gently to yourself. 
“I love you too. Sleep tight!” You hung up the phone and then it was empty again. You glanced at the clock. Much too late. You shouldn’t have kept Will up, he needed to sleep. “I suppose I should sleep too,” you said aloud. You convinced yourself you were speaking to your unformed child rather than yourself. That sounded less insane.
You put the dog food in the fridge and finished up the last of the notes for the neighbors teenagers. You took a deep breath and turned around, eyes catching the green of the alarm monitor. 
Caught it just soon enough to see it go dead. 
You didn’t realize what that meant right away. Then it hit you. Fear slammed into you and you tensed up completely. You grabbed your phone and shoved it in your pajama pants pocket. You grabbed a knife from the knife block and quietly walked over to the kitchen table, where your keys were. You peaked out the window and saw a man outside, walking up the front steps.
Your breath caught in your throat.
You tried to control your fear as you quietly walked around back. You heard the door jiggle open. You were suddenly reminded of your second body, Will’s words screaming into your heart. Both of you to keep safe. 
You suddenly missed Will terribly. You opened the back door quietly and stalked around the side of the house. As you ducked underneath windows you felt your heart beating in your ears. You held the knife tightly in your hand as you peaked around the side of the house to see if he was outside. 
The coast from where you were to the car was clear from what you could tell. 
You closed your eyes tightly and then opened them just as quickly. 
You sprinted to the car and unlocked it on your way. You jumped into the driver's seat and struggled to put the keys in the ignition. 
Your attacker had heard the car unlock and he was on the porch now. Gunshots broke your front window and shattered onto your lap. You squealed just as the car started and you were able to pull out. 
You, however, were not able to miss the gunshot that hit you in the shoulder harshly. You let out a harsh surprised noise as your arm pretty much went limp. With your other arm you were able to drive away from your home. Your home. The place you had found so sacred. Will’s and yours first place together.
You focused on driving through the dark, winding roads and hoped that he wasn’t following.
-
Will ran through the hospital. A horrible glare of the hospital fluorescents over his face as he approached Jack Crawford.
“Where is she?” he asked rushingly.
“In surgery now.”
He did not seem to be any more eased at that. 
“You’re both safe here,” Jack said and Will gave him a harsh look. 
“Now is not the time to talk to me Jack. Not the time at all.” Will pushed past him. He didn’t know where he was going. He couldn’t see you. All he could do was pace. He wanted to ask Jack about the baby. He wondered, terribly, if the baby was gone. Two times in a row his child would be ripped from him by the puppeteer strings of Hannibal Lecter he was sure. 
Will couldn’t make it make sense. He thought that Hannibal liked you. He thought for sure that you, if anyone, was safe from his wrath. 
Jack took his turn approaching Will again, now that some time had passed by. The doctors promised you would be okay but made no mention of the baby.
“You think you might lose me after this, Jack? You think I might go back to my family?” Will asked, teeth almost barred. Jack stared at him. 
“For a minute, I did.”
“I want so badly to. If she had died because of this I would have killed you with my bare hands Jack. She warned me against you time and time again. And again. If she had died because of you…” his voice trailed off but Jack got the message. “But then I realized what you realized. I can’t go home, and neither can Y/N, never, until the Red Dragon is out of the way.” Will looked away. 
“As soon as Y/N can be moved we’ll put her at my brother’s house on the chesapeake. Nobody in the world will know where they are but you and-”
“She’s pregnant.” 
Jack stopped. This information hit him and it sunk in, very slowly. He took a deep breath. He was careful speaking.
“Have you asked-”
“No. I’m too scared to,” Will admitted. He looked back at Jack and shook his head. “But if the baby lived or didn’t, if she is able to walk, she’s not going to leave my side now. She’ll put on a brave face and walk with me wherever I’ll go and you will let her.” He paused, thinking. “I’ll let her.” His eyes lightened slightly. “And even if she didn’t, she wouldn’t want anything from you. She’d be glad to see you in hell with your back broken.”
Something about the truth in that made Jack want to smile.
-
Will walked into the room. You had been awake just long enough to talk to the doctor. Will had been in the bathroom when you woke up but now he rushed toward you. 
He practically skidded on the ground to grab your hands. You gave him a weak smile but your face was practically dead. You swallowed and squeezed his hand. Will didn’t say anything for a moment.
“The baby is alright,” you whispered. He let out the breath he didn’t know he was holding. “The bullet hit my shoulder, far away from anything that could harm them.” Now that that was out of the way, he could apologize for you. You had been hurt. That was impossible.
“The dogs are safe. I’m going to pick them up tomorrow and bring them here.” You nodded.
“Bring the vet the canned food.” He laughed dryly.
“I don’t think that’s a priorit-”
“Bring it,” you stated weakly. He nodded, not willing to argue with you right now. You looked up at the ceiling and then over at him, smiling at his pretty face. “I made the food. You have to bring that too, I’m proud of it.” He nodded, kissing your hands he was holding.
“I will.” There was a beat of silence.
“You aren’t going to get me to leave. The second I can sit up I will be back out there with you.” He nodded lightly.
“I wish you wouldn't. But I know.” You looked into his eyes, hard.
“Hannibal did not advise this.”
“He knows about the killer, things he couldn’t possibly know unless he knew about him. There’s no way that this wasn’t him.” You shook your head.
“He wouldn’t. Not to me.” Will believed that, despite it all. He kissed your hands again and stood up.
“I’m going to ask him.” He waited for you to respond but you just thought about that for a moment. 
“I wanted to be the one to tell him. But I see now that you must.” He nodded. It would add to the effect, whichever way that effect went. 
“I love you,” he said. 
“I love you more.”
-
Will quickly walked up to Hannibal’s cage. Hannibal could tell something was wrong immediately. Will looked like he was about to kill someone with his bare hands. 
“I’m just about worn out with you crazy sons of bitches,” Will stated. Hannibal raised an eyebrow.
“It hasn’t hit the papers yet. Care to enlighten me on the family this time around? Did the dog make it?” Will stared at Hannibal, dumbfounded.
“You really don’t know do you?” Hannibals face scrunched into confusion. 
“I’m sorry, should I?” Hannibal questioned. Will’s lips turned into a bitter smile. He knew that Hannibal had talked to this killer and Will was about to relish in the fact that he got to tell Hannibal his efforts had messed up someone he cared about. 
“Y/N went home to tend to the dogs for the day,” Will started, really milking this out. “Dr. Lecter, the killer went for her.” 
Hannibal’s mind worked quickly. He took a deep breath in and for once, hung off the words that Will was saying. He hadn’t suggested Francis kill you but he should have known he would. He should have known. He was almost angry at himself for not seeing it.
“Is she alright?” 
“Yes.” Hannibal let out a barely audible sigh of relief. For once it was the two men, almost in love with each other but definitely in love with you, just happy you were alive. “She was shot but she’s fine.” Will paused. “She’s pregnant. Still pregnant. You didn’t get this child and you won’t.” 
Hannibal took that in quietly. He would deal with that later.
“I’m happy for her. Happy for you both.” Will turned to leave, finished with this conversation and wanting to return to you but Hannibal did not let him. “Will?” 
He turned.
“Yes?” 
“I didn’t know it was her.” 
-
As the orderly came into the room, Hannibal almost jumped up. But instead, he kept his dignity and walked over to the phone, taking it in his hands. He knew that Jack and Alana were listening. He had to keep this careful. 
“If I’m not as strong as the Dragon, she will die. I know that,” Francis said firstly, bluntly. “I need to think. I need to think. I told her I can’t be with her.” 
“Y/N Graham is not dead,” he pointed out stoutly. Francis did not like that he changed the subject so quickly. 
“I chose Y/N because she rejected you. I chose Y/N and she should be dead.” Hannibal straightened his back. “I’m afraid she will come to the house. To talk. I don't want what will happen in the house.” He was now referring to Reba, not you but Hannibal knew how to steer a conversation. 
“What made you think I wanted Y/N dead?” 
“You insinuated-”
“No. I did not.” Hannibal stared through Jack and Alana, enjoying an audience but wishing these next words were spoken in confidence. “You thought wrongly. You insinuated wrongly.” Hannibal straightened his lips. “Think about how you wanted to hold Y/N in your arms, as she lost blood and her heart quivered like a bird until it went out. Think about it.” He paused, allowing him to think. “Now think about Reba in her place. Because that is what is coming.” 
Francis didn’t know how to react to that.
“They’re listening,” Hannibal said and hung up the phone. 
Alana and Jack looked betrayed but Alana was all too happy for what came next. 
“You’ve just lost your toilet Hannibal,” Alana said.
And Hannibal did not say it but he knew it was worth it.
3x12
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