#(the other is cookie monster)

[lunefuforu]

some new cookie run ocs I forgot to share :3

Macadamia Milk Cookie (she's a selkie!) and Golden Wheat Cookie (he's a golden retriever)

[todayisyourturntolose]

count von count moments that make me giggle and go teehee

[corrodedcoughin]

Mr Clarke coming back in s5 to help and ends up spending his time with one Mr Wayne Munson in an effort to find Eddie because if there’s no body Wayne isn’t giving up.

Hard cut to Eddie being carried back through a portal by Steve and seeing Mr Clarke together, and he whispers to Steve ‘I think Mr Clarke fucked my uncle’ and passes out

[foxd-in]

SO 👏

I'm just relaxing with my baby and doing tummy time, y'know as one does, and I look out my window.

Do you know what I see?

A KID DRESSED AS JESUS CHASING A KID DRESSED AS A COP WHO'S CHASING A KID ON A LITTLE DIRTBIKE

Oh but wait it gets better.

Jesus pulled out a little toy laser gun and started yelling that "THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO BE JUDGED MY CHILD" which attracted the attention of a kid dressed as LUKE FUCKING SKYWALKER

So Luke Skywalker then begins chasing Jesus, you know, for the greater good, and a long comes his little sister, dressed as COOKIE MONSTER.

Cookie monster, clearly tired of this shit, has a BASEBALL BAT and starts ACTIVELY hunting Jesus.

THE COP HAS MADE ATTEMPTS TO ARREST JESUS, WHO IS TWICE HIS SIZE

The cop failed 😔

THERES A SPIDERMAN NOW?

Oh shit got real spiderman is RUNNING

SKYWALKER HAS A NERF GUN AND HE IS USING IT WITHOUT FEAR

Where the fuck did Deadpool come from?

DEADPOOL IS BEEFING WITH SPIDERMAN RIP SPIDEYPOOL I GUESS (/J)

Skywalker and Deadpool are working together against Spiderman 😭

THE COP SUCCESSFULLY ARRESTED JESUS

COOKIE MONSTER TOOK SKYWALKER OUT AT THE KNEES

this is better than the super bowl

JESUS IS NEGOTIATING WITH DEADPOOL

Deadpool doesn't give a shit

COOKIE MONSTER HAS AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER AND MEANS BUSINESS OH SHIT

SPIDERMAN IS DOWN

Rip spiderman 😔

"REV IT FOR JESUS" I LOVE IT HERE????

[bk-179]

(this is in-universe too, let my man discover Ms paint and happiness. Strawberry has a fursona too and they do art trades with eachother)

[the-cookie-of-doom]

“We should get cleaned up.” 

They’re both sweaty and sticky, and Kim is dripping come. He squeezes his thighs together in an effort to keep it from leaking onto Chay’s bedsheets. Not that he won’t have to change them anyway, but it feels more illicit, having to see such stark evidence of their coupling. 

Kim lets Chay pull him up off the bed and take him to the bathroom, stopping only long enough to pull on their boxers. There’s that sticky, wet feeling again, as Kim leaks into the cotton. It makes his face hot. After everything they’ve done tonight—that’s definitely what gets to him the most. He let Chay come inside him. 

What was I thinking? Kim laughs to himself, smiling at the questioning look Chay gives him, and shakes his head. Better not to embarrass the boy any further. 

“Still okay?” Chay asks him beneath the hot spray of water. Of course they’re showering together; Chay is expectedly clingy after losing his virginity, and if Kim is being honest with himself, so is he. He doesn’t want Chay out of his sight. “You don’t re—”

“Still okay,” Kim answers. He leans into Chay, into his steady warmth. “That was great.” 

“Oh. Good. Really good.” 

“What about you?” Kim grins. “Any regrets?”

“Um, no, no, definitely not!” He had his bare cock inside of Kim not ten minutes ago, and he’s still so bashful. 

So cute. 

Kim lets Chay crowd him against the wall, kissing him, hands wandering all over his body.

"I was actually wondering—hoping—if we—if maybe we can do it again?”

“Right now?” Kim wouldn’t be opposed, but they both just came. Chay’s eighteen and there’s something to be said for teen refractory periods, but there’s no way he’s ready to go again so soon. No way. 

Except Chay tilts his hips into Kim, and sure enough, his cock presses a hard line against his pelvis. 

“I mean, if you want to? I meant later, in the future, whenever, but—yeah," Chay breathes, "Yeah, right now. That would be really good, too.” 

Kim is pretty sure he would let Chay do just about anything to him right now, up to and including turning him around and pushing him up against the wall. Which is exactly what he does. He pulls Kim back by his hips, makes him present, and presses up close behind him. Let’s Kim feel his cock, hard and dripping, pressing against his ass. 

“Still sure?”

Kim smiles. “Yes, Chay, stop asking me, already.” Kim is past the point of pretending he doesn’t want this just as badly as Chay does, but he’s starting to think Chay gets a kick out of making him say it. Brat.

[d-lanx]

So i found this video from 2007 on youtube of a WWE Punk interview, and I'm losing it. They're using his belly as a question card. They're editing out his straight edge tattoo to replace it with the question written in it's place and have the image transform from the original to the edited version with a goofy sound effect. And I think I've gone mad.

[gubbins-turtledove]

a whooooole bunch of muppet stuff I never posted over here

[darnellthefirestarter]

Pajama party! (With a bonus grouchy Pico!)

[picklesplitz]

While Im waiting for the crob update to drop I remembered I made alien designs for strawberry stick and mint wafer when they came out so I drew them again(old art under)

[burningcheese-merchant]

Thinking about the Yandere Beasts, Mystic Flour is the one that seems more volatile. She's not only crazily in love but denies it. Which means she might do more to prove it and hurt Dark Cacao more, then maybe feeling guilt and trying to "make it up to him", but then feeling disgusted with herself. It's very complex and crazy and I love the idea.

It can be argued that it's that same denial that, ironically, makes her worse than the others, at least in a sense. I explained in a previous post that Mystic Flour is the only Beast who possesses any self-awareness; she KNOWS she is behaving irrationally, she KNOWS that this is fucked up and downright sick. She despises it all. She despises her friends for allowing this disease to infect their minds and hearts; their words and actions disgust her on a visceral level and she wants nothing to do with any of their shenanigans regarding their respective heroes. She despises Dark Cacao for casting this spell on her; for undoing all of her hard work, for making her take back every single step she took towards enlightenment, for forcibly tethering her to the material world once again and making her feel emotions she'd discarded (or thinks she discarded) ages ago: anger, envy, longing, selfishness, attachment. Dark Cacao has done the unthinkable: he has destroyed her apathy. No longer is she free from those meaningless notions; now she is as trapped and burdened as all those selfish beings she always sought to do away with.

...But she's burdened with self-awareness, unlike the others, and so she knows that, ultimately, this is all her own fault. Thus, Mystic Flour despises herself most of all, for it was she that chose to succumb to these feelings. It was she that chose not to act when Dark Cacao brought this burden upon her (really, he did nothing of the sort. She brought this on herself). It was - is - she, Mystic Flour, that allows herself to love and obsess over this man, this thief, this living affront to her beliefs and ideals. And in a desperate attempt to lighten this burden, she denies its very existence. She denies any attachment to Dark Cacao, even if it's clear as the pale fog that it's real and already unbreakable at this point. She denies it because she honestly cannot think of any other solution to the problem. She clings to what remains of her apathy because she sees no other way out.

...Yet still, in this selfishness of hers, even combined with her denial, she wants him. She longs for his company. For his touch, for his voice, for his handsome face. The Ivory Pagoda feels emptier than ever without him around. She does not seek him out - doing so will only make it worse - but she longs for him nevertheless. She selfishly hates those he cares about, for they take a spot in his heart that she selfishly believes belongs to her. She selfishly desires Dark Cacao in his entirety, only for herself, and no one else ever again. She selfishly places her anger onto others - her friends, Dark Cacao's loved ones, Dark Cacao himself - in a vain attempt at self-soothing. She selfishly wishes she could retaliate against Dark Cacao for all of this nonsense; for this godawful dependency she's developed. Then she shakes her head and chastises herself for this selfishness.

Love, deny love, get angry, seek retribution, regain clarity, feel self-loathing. Then start back over again ad infinitum. It's like a very bizarre cycle of grief, in Yandere Flour's case. And she only ends up succumbing to obsession and madness further with every completed loop.

(Yandere Flour is fun to think about and flesh out haha. thank you for the ask, I enjoyed your thoughts/commentary)

[kindlingkeen]

Hi keen! Perused through some of your recs so wanted to give something back if you're cool with that! To My Brother by a_silly_gander on ao3 is a beautiful lost days-era fic about Jason missing Dick; hit me as hard as you can by stupidandsad for Jason Todd a la fight club; and the long (long) series Alley Business by thetiniestteapot that features a Jason Todd rooted in Gotham community and resolute in his ideals! They might not all be to your taste, but I hope you like at least one of these :)

Nope, not acceptable, take your fic recs and go. LOL, of course it’s cool. I’m like the Cookie Monster of fic recs, nom nom nom.

I’m a huge fan of Alley Business. Very intense, very good. I actually owe this author a debt of gratitude. The way the stories in Alley Business are organized thematically and overlapping in time gave me all kinds of ideas on how to organize my own series, Asymmetrical Warfare. I also really like the author’s newer series, nostros.

I don’t think I’ve read either To My Brother (I’m salivating over this one, I live for Lost Days fics and I love Jay and Dick as brothers) or hit me as hard as you can; I will check them out!

In return, have my two of my favorite time travel fics:

through death and time and through space and time, both by sparkycap. They’re companion pieces; I’d suggest reading through death and time first. Oh, and maybe have a tissue ready. 🥲

Thanks so much for the ask and the recs, anon!! 💙

[nashvillethotchicken]

[bestbluepoll]

BEST BLUE CHARACTER BRACKET!

(note if your favorite blue character isn't on here im sorry there's just so many blue characters...maybe ill do a second suggestion bracket)

The rounds: 1: Miku vs The Smurfs 2: Cookie monster vs Megaman 3: Sonic vs Megamind 4: Blue screen of death vs Larry T. Bird 5: Sadness Vs Stich 6: The blue man group vs The Na'vi 7: Gonzo Vs Eeyore 8: Bloo vs Blue 9: Gumball vs Ice king 10: Lapis vs Lapras 11: Mystique vs Blue meanie 12: Mung daal vs tobias 13: Rainbow dash vs Dory 14: Sans vs Bluey 15: Doraemon vs Bubbles 16: Mordecai vs Genie

[robocatfan]

It’s so funny that this two things keep appearing on trending because the reasons as to why they are there are the exact opposite of each other

[jimmerzz0905]

riff is rockstar cookie’s monstersona pass it on