#(sorry for this response)

[chessb0r3d]

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

[blaithnne]

Live Mel reaction

[ruushes]

had some very specific things i wanted to work on this weekend and got possessed by the specter of undercut lae'zel instead 🤦

[butchfalin]

[yardsards]

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

[twinliches]

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the "question only a human can answer" which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

Ah, Stan, not on the good rug!! Your fleas are jumpin' off and holin' up in there!!!

Guys, be real, he would have fleas he was a stray for ten years 🗣️

I just wanted to draw Stan stratchin' like a dog, you guys understand 🙏

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[tecochet]

mary jane's husband and his boyfriend

[puppppppppy]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[last-laments]

"Steven isn't solely responsible for the paywall shift" and "Nobody wants to watch Steven eat insanely expensive food and have to pay for it" are statements that can coexist btw.

[min-play]

choosing responsibilities

Animation by Vic

[paunchsalazar]

don’t try this at home

[lxvvie]

fuck nasty!Ghost who shows you how much he misses you.

You were out running errands, leaving Simon, home from his latest deployment, to his own devices. All was going well—so you thought—until you heard the telltale ping of your phone and saw that he had texted you.

Simon probably needed you to pick something up for him on the way home. Mm. Doable. You opened the text under that innocent assumption.

And you know what they say about making assumptions.

Because right there in front of your very eyes was a picture of underwear. Your underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear. Your favorite pair of underwear you'd been searching for while you were getting dressed this morning.

They were covered in cum. Simon's cum.

You receive another text not even a second later: Miss you, sweetheart.

It was a miracle you didn't drop your phone.

[ky-landfill]

hurt jason with batman pls?

[kaiju-krew]

um. anyways

zeuszilla trend got me actin silly

[anbaisai]

What's this? Jamil doesn't want to play the Pocky game with you? (and clearly denying his feelings...) That's alright! Jamil tsum is here to play with you, carrying a box of Pocky on his back ♡

... Oh! Looks like Jamil is willing to play now, competing with his tsum for your attention ♡ (and forgetting in his jealousy that tsums... don't have mouths...)

Happy Pocky Day ♡♡♡

Jamil: Please excuse me. I thought I saw a... rather large insect causing you trouble. Mayu: (Ehh... I don't think you'd be grabbing it like that if you really did...💦) Jamil tsum: 💢

(Reference to this previous post!)

Most jealous man alive won't play the game with her but also won't let anyone else play the game with her, what are you supposed to even do, sigh...