#(sorry a Phag??)

[kat-aa]

wait now this all makes sense from the livestream: a "personal photoshoot" so he has "nice professional pictures" "not from 2015" for when "he does events/articles/interviews"

i will bet my left arm, my right eye, and my firstborn that they were tour promo pictures 😭

[loveeyeslester]

Sincerely asking, pinterest, when I search dan and phil, why the FUCK are the top two suggestions Dan and Phil spooning shirtless dailybooth, and Phil with a hickey, LET ME LIVE?!!?!?!?!

[pseudophan]

I’m sorry but them picking a bra n panties for tabitha to sleep in shows just how much of phags they are like what woman is sleeping like that ??? 😭😭 clearly never have been in bed w a woman

i saw someone say they would've thought dan would know more about women since he had a girlfriend for years which is hilarious cause like what teenage boy, gay or not, actually learns SHIT about girls by dating them. especially not one who admits to ignoring her texts in favour of playing xbox like i don't think he took much information at all from that relationship

[raecaw]

no sorry someone cropped "THE PHAGENDA" to say "THE PHAG" and its rewired how my brain pronounces the word phagenda

[shitpostdevil]

I'm sorry I still can't get over "phag"enda

[r0ck3t-dev]

Ohhh !! Okayyy btw yer a phag too then !! /silly –NOX [[You don’t know me but hiii I’m not afraid to admit the phacts !!]]

I KNOW 😭 IM A FAG sorry i just really like men 😔 /silly

EDIT: also HII !!!!

[kuntzillaz]

sorry but tumblr is such a phag app

[skullsnsunbeams]

It's 1:47 am & I miss Auston Matthews

[kerasiphobia]

“you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to. put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs then tag ten people! no skipping!“

i was tagged by @feral-pixie

1) ocean man by ween

2) labyrinth by oomph!

3) hypnotic by zella day

4) womanizer by britany spears

5) money machine by 100 gecs

6) IHATEMETOO by lil phag and danny gonzel(??)

7) blue by marina

8) kazoo sonata in cmaj by ajj

9) i come with knives by IAMX

10) #deep by bo burnham

i don't have any friends so sorry cant tag anyone lmao but if anyone wants to continue off this go for it bros

[hotrod2007]

rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better! i got tagged by miss caroline ( @birightsrichie ), the newest love of my life!!! ur an angel MWAH!

top 3 ships: rn it’s jackie and hyde (t70s), buddie (9-1-1), and finnpoe (sw)

last movie: cats :/

lipstick or chapstick: c h a p s t i c k ! ! ! ! !

last song: "IHATEMETOO” by LIL PHAG

reading: lit rally just started “live from new york” caroline and i are CONNECTED

watching: schitts creek and new girl again!

totally spies or the powerpuff girls: powerpuff girls!

ze ppl i am tagging: @williamhader @osterfield @fuckmewithyourtoespj @pattyblumuris @richsbian @edsbian and @juliawickr i cant think of anymore rn sorry babes but if u wanna do this pls do n tag me uwu

[ineffableandirrevocable]

Rules: Put your entire music playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people.

tagged by: @denalis 🖤

i'm high as fuck doing this and it's gonna be a fucking mess so sorry

1. Pictures of You - The Cure (lmfao of course)

2. You Reposted in the Wrong Neighborhood

3. My Dead Gay Son - Heathers

4. I Wanna Go - Britney Spears

5. Sensation - The Who (a bop)

6. Software Upgrade - Poppy

7. Voulez-Vous - ABBA

8. Everyday Is Like Halloween - Ministry (my fav)

9. Carnival - Ghost Town

10. Phaggot - Lil Phag

i'm sorry god

tagging: @alecvolturi @halfstepwindchime @eddieswan @thecrazycyborggirl @twilightownsmyass fuck i cant think of anyone else anyway love u all

[charlixcxfan420]

tagged by @recklessveins

rules: we’re snooping through your playlist. put your entire music library on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people!

dirty water - marc e. bassy

sex for breakfast - lo’fi boy, shiloh dynasty

grow up - roy blair

pink bubblegum - lavi

fool - cavetown

dontmakemefallinlove - cuco

medusa - kailee morgue

art hoe - call me karizma, lil phag

not a fan - role model

cuffing season - dom peluso the r.a.m

i recommend any and all these songs tbh this is a bangers only club

i tag @erosandmilk , @hoebliss , @missus-voorhees , @jisungsgothgf , @chickenwristy , @fuckyouimren , @awkwardindividual , @capecodbabe , @moontarotcard , @not-pop-punk holy shit i cant believe i know 10 mutuals asdfkjladfsk anyways u dont have to do this if u dont want but know i’ll always still love u also im sorry if if we’re mutuals and i didnt tag u i still love u 2 

[bitimerush]

9, 25, 49, 50, 64, 75!!

Sorry, I was in class

Ariana Grande - God is a woman

Lovers - Dig og mig

Logan Henderson - Bite My Tongue

LIL PHAG - Phucked Ur Dad

AS IT IS - Hey Rachel

Broadside - Paradise

[100whitemitsubishis]

I was tagged by @iamnightmaredressedlikeadaydream 

Ten people I’d like to learn more about (if you don’t want to or you’ve been already tagged, of course you don’t have to):

i’m not gonna tag anybody but if you see this then feel free! tag me in them i’d love to see 

Name: Ronan 

Star sign: aries

Height: 5′6″

Middle name: Gabriel

Put your music on shuffle. What are the first four songs that come on?:

1. Toxic by Britney Spears

2. Rick and Morty by Lil Phag

3. Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by Eurythmics

4. Death on Two Legs by Queen

Grab the nearest book, page 23, line 17:

“‘Next time I see you I’m gonna hurt you!’ Garton bellowed after the departing pair, and heads turned to stare at him. ‘And if you’re wearing that hat, I’m gonna kill you! This town needs no faggots like you!’”

sorry for the slur, but it’s in the book. the book was It by Stephen King and from the scene with Adrian’s “I <3 Derry!” hat, who was gay and killed by Pennywise in the beginning

Have you ever had a song or a poem written about you: nope, might be cool though

Celebrity crush: god i have so many??? the straight part of my heart goes out to María Félix she’s so gorgeous. the big gay side goes to garrett watts (let him be called a celebrity), and i don’t know who else? probably the main guy from Black Panther 

What’s a sound you hate and a sound you love?: hate: fucking nails tapping against the screen when someone types or weird mouth sounds. stop. love: any song by Queen

Do you believe in ghosts?: hell yeah

What about aliens?: hell yeah x2

Do you drive?: yeah

If you drive, have you ever crashed?: nope

What’s the last book you read?: It by Stephen King

Do you like the smell of gasoline?: yessir

What’s the last movie you saw?: Avengers: Infinity War

Worst injury you’ve ever had?: none?? i haven’t had any major injuries

Any current obsessions?: oh baby.. Uncharted, Marvel, Beetlejuice, The Raven Cycle is 24/7 though, so is Nightmare on Elm Street, Overwatch is kinda up there 

Do you hold grudges against those who wronged you?: most of the time, yeah

Are you in a relationship?: yup 

[himbosims]

Playlist Tag! Another Time!

Wow okay. I juts saw this but @yamillionsims tagged me to do this and obviously I would be happy to do this again because I love sharing my music!

If you don’t know the rules then go look at my past playlist tags because I don’t wanna write them out.

1. Broken - Lund

2.Give it Time - Wrabel

3. Animal - Troye Sivan

4. Six Feet Under - Billie Ellish

5. I Wanted Him - Lontalius

6. Hollow - Belle MT (Acoustic)

7. High For This- The Weeknd

8. Sorry - Halsey

9. 3am Anxiety - Lil Phag

10. Drifting - On An On

Well, there’s my ten! Let me tag the two most common people I see snooping on my blog right now: @lezbisimmer @your-sims-world because I don't know ten people who would do this. oops. 

[the-firebird69]

Is in the police office whatever it is I'm just ranting and ranting and the cops see him ranting and they know who he is in your aunt's I've always been around them I was ranting he turns around and says this is what I do to run things this is not I don't usually emergency this goof all it is here wants us to and you too and he points to the morelock so they seize them it says it's got to be enough that you're interfering with everything we're doing. And bJ is supposed to be off in Hawaii which is not

You know we hit the roof what do you Hawaiian for looking for something idiot is a f****** f***** that's why it's one of your dumb ass whole cops like Northport he wants to run around out in the western area. The minute we stop talking and said that they're in trouble was a law actually are then I'll get it because there's a bunch of Feds watching them do all this crazy phag high school sit around you you keep saying get off me with your business or ruin it people trying to get them off you foreigners are too sorry about to get Raided so what they're saying Middleton trying to do here trying to get rid of all the more lawn and do something to him if you do once a week soon-to-be wants a day off to get rid of the max so tiring bunch I came home and took a nap so right to sleep what does USO mean and so artery and just takes so much energy trying to think about. Hopefully everything you try and do in here if you're not fighting them off with a detent rise it's disgustingly difficult because then a bunch of jackasses and I'm Holly let me know I'm going after them here

Thor Freya