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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Conclave 2024” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I’m having doubts in my faith
My buddy Aldo pacing: Cardinal Tremblay is lying to us
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Jack Rackham + cunty sunglasses
– BLACK SAILS 1.03 “III.”
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you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them
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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country
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i root for all of my mutuals even if we don’t talk ❗❗ i see u an hope ur doin well an hope ur achieving ur goals 👀👏💓
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in 2012 i use to quote confetti it’s a parade all the time and that’s why im suffering in my 20s
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there needs to be a cultural shift in america like im not talking about culture war bullshit i mean the average american needs to learn to care about their community and the rest of the world and not be a self-absorbed asshole with a "fuck you i got mine" attitude.
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THE HAUNTED MANSION — (2003) dir. Rob Minkoff
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Dropping this here for anyone who may not already know about it. paywallreader.com
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there are some internet friends where eventually you start calling them by their real name and then there’s times where its like nah son your name is crispy forever
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i love you female characters who make selfish choices they know will be bad for everyone. i love you female characters who think they're making the right choice but make things worse. i love you female characters who are making the right choice but noone else understands it.
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