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his mind is a beautiful place i bet

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dan and phil as text posts: tit edition (please remember to tag spoilers!)

i have way too much fun with these #dnp as text posts posts

all photo creds to the lovely phannies who took them, thank u for ur service

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Darling is such a faggy word thank you language for giving us this

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how to spot a writer:

unhinged google search history

crying over fake people

owns 200 notebooks (they're all empty)

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my two favorite blockheads 🥜

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(come see me on twt too!)

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This is the most phannie interview ever its great

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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

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You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

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tumblr phannies: succumbing to bwagfeo mass hysteria and on the edge of losing the phan vs jedus rpf poll

phil:

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*struggles while writing* i suck and writing is hard

*remembers some ppl use ai* i am a creative force. i am uncorrupted by theft and indolence. i am on a journey to excellence. it is my duty to keep taking joy in creating.

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screaming, crying, throwing up, as I force myself to write a story i'm very passionate about and love writing and have no obligation to write except that i want to

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'in sickness and in health' but bro is just sick in the head

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"Would anyone want to read --" Listen, imma stop you right there. Yes. YES, someone would want to read that. You write that weird little fucked up story. Or that domestic little slice of life story. That drabble or that 300k monster.

I promise someone wants to read it.

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“How’s life?”

Me:

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don’t delete your cringiest lines. save them for the outtakes. one day, you’ll need a laugh.

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