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shitpostdevil Ā· 20 hours ago
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i love u.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 2 days ago
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100 Dialogue Tags You Can Use Instead of ā€œSaidā€
For the writers struggling to rid themselves of the classic ā€˜saidā€™. Some are repeated in different categories since they fit multiple ones (but those are counted once so it adds up to 100 new words).Ā 
1. Neutral TagsĀ 
Straightforward and unobtrusive dialogue tags:Ā 
Added, Replied, Stated, Remarked, Responded, Observed, Acknowledged, Commented, Noted, Voiced, Expressed, Shared, Answered, Mentioned, Declared.
2. Questioning TagsĀ 
Curious, interrogative dialogue tags:
Asked, Queried, Wondered, Probed, Inquired, Requested, Pondered, Demanded, Challenged, Interjected, Investigated, Countered, Snapped, Pleaded, Insisted.
3. Emotive TagsĀ 
Emotional dialogue tags:
Exclaimed, Shouted, Sobbed, Whispered, Cried, Hissed, Gasped, Laughed, Screamed, Stammered, Wailed, Murmured, Snarled, Choked, Barked.
4. Descriptive TagsĀ 
Insightful, tonal dialogue tags:Ā 
Muttered, Mumbled, Yelled, Uttered, Roared, Bellowed, Drawled, Spoke, Shrieked, Boomed, Snapped, Groaned, Rasped, Purred, Croaked.
5. Action-Oriented TagsĀ 
Movement-based dialogue tags:Ā 
Announced, Admitted, Interrupted, Joked, Suggested, Offered, Explained, Repeated, Advised, Warned, Agreed, Confirmed, Ordered, Reassured, Stated.
6. Conflict TagsĀ 
Argumentative, defiant dialogue tags:
Argued, Snapped, Retorted, Rebuked, Disputed, Objected, Contested, Barked, Protested, Countered, Growled, Scoffed, Sneered, Challenged, Huffed.
7. Agreement TagsĀ 
Understanding, compliant dialogue tags:Ā 
Agreed, Assented, Nodded, Confirmed, Replied, Conceded, Acknowledged, Accepted, Affirmed, Yielded, Supported, Echoed, Consented, Promised, Concurred.
8. Disagreement TagsĀ 
Resistant, defiant dialogue tags:Ā 
Denied, Disagreed, Refused, Argued, Contradicted, Insisted, Protested, Objected, Rejected, Declined, Countered, Challenged, Snubbed, Dismissed, Rebuked.
9. Confused TagsĀ 
Hesitant, uncertain dialogue tags:
Stammered, Hesitated, Fumbled, Babbled, Mumbled, Faltered, Stumbled, Wondered, Pondered, Stuttered, Blurted, Doubted, Confessed, Vacillated.
10. Surprise Tags
Shock-inducing dialogue tags:
Gasped, Stunned, Exclaimed, Blurted, Wondered, Staggered, Marvelled, Breathed, Recoiled, Jumped, Yelped, Shrieked, Stammered.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and turn that one single scene into a 40k word long fic with depth, feels, character study and development and create a whole storyline out of that one single canonical moment.
fanfic writers are so fucking awesome in the sense that they can take one single scene, that lasts less than a minute, from the source material and write 40 entirely different fics about that one single canonical moment and each one of those fics is a literal masterpiece.
shout out to us fanfic writers ā™”ā™”ā™”ā™”ā™”ā™”
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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sometimes I'll look at neurotypical people and I just be thinking holy shit save some joy for the rest of us you asshole
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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Villains arenā€™t born. Theyā€™re made.
If youā€™ve ever struggled to write a villain whoā€™s more than a clichĆ©, who does more than just twirl a mustache and monologue, then this is for you. My Wattpad Guide, How to Write Villains, is here to help you craft antagonists that bite.
This isnā€™t just about making your heroā€™s life hard, itā€™s about creating characters who haunt your readers, who blur the lines between good and evil, and who make your story unforgettable.
Youā€™ll learn: šŸ”„ What makes a villain tick - and why it never stops. šŸ”„ How to build villains who are terrifying, charming, tragic, or all three. šŸ”„ The secret to writing villains who force your hero (and your readers) to face the darkness within themselves.
Iā€™m uploading a new chapter every single day. So if youā€™re ready to stop writing cardboard bad guys and start creating villains who matter, nowā€™s the perfect time to jump in.
Go ahead. Write the villain weā€™ll never forget.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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Writers should NOT feel guilty about:
Skipping a day of writing.
Not having a perfect first draft.
Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration.
Working at their own pace.
Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 5 days ago
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Okay I'm gonna be so fucking forreal right now I did not realize demon slayer was set in the early 1900s like I thought it was much older but also at the same time that wouldn't make sense when you think about it hard enough.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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Guys I really like the silly yarn creature...
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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Parallels
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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Yarnaby is so friendly and loves being with his friends, even Dogday likes him šŸ’•āœØšŸ’—šŸŒˆC:
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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that's a borzoi ->
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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Words to describe blood without saying crimson or blood?
Bloodā€”the fluid that circulates in the heart, arteries, capillaries, and veins of a vertebrate animal carrying nourishment and oxygen to and bringing away waste products from all parts of the body
Arterial - relating to or being the bright red blood present in most arteries that has been oxygenated in lungs or gills
Body fluid - a fluid or fluid secretion (such as blood, lymph, saliva, semen, or urine) of the body
Carmine - a vivid red
Cerise - a moderate red
Claret - a dark purplish red
Clot - a coagulated mass produced by clotting of blood
Cruor - obsolete: the clotted portion of coagulated blood
Ensanguine - to make bloody; crimson
Geranium - a vivid or strong red
Gore - blood, especially: clotted blood
Hematic - of, relating to, or containing blood
Hematoid - resembling blood
Hemoglobin - an iron-containing respiratory pigment of vertebrate red blood cells that consists of a globin composed of four subunits each of which is linked to a heme molecule, that functions in oxygen transport to the tissues after conversion to oxygenated form in the gills or lungs, and that assists in carbon dioxide transport back to the gills or lungs after surrender of its oxygen
Hemoid - resembling blood
Ichor - a thin watery or blood-tinged discharge
Incarnadine - bloodred
Juices - the natural fluids of an animal body
Maroon - a dark red
Plasma - the fluid part of blood, lymph, or milk as distinguished from suspended material
Puce - a dark red
Ruddle - red ocher (i.e., a red earthy hematite used as a pigment)
Russet - a reddish brown
Sanguine - bloodred; consisting of or relating to blood
Scarlet - any of various bright reds
Vermilion - any of various red pigments
More: Word Lists āšœ Blood āšœ Exsanguination āšœ On Blood
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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The 7 Faces of Friendship: Character Types to Include in Your Bookā€™s Friend Group
Having a balance of different personas helps create a comprehensive cast for your novels. To get started, here are the 7 main friend personas to consider:
1. The Leader
Description:
The leader is the driving force behind the group. They are often assertive, confident, and willing to take charge in various situations. This person is typically seen as a decision-maker, guiding the group toward plans, activities, or goals.
Traits:
Charismatic: Naturally draws people in and inspires others.
Decisive: Quick to make decisions, often with a clear vision in mind.
Responsible: Takes ownership of the group's well-being and direction.
Role in the Group:
The leader often organises outings, mediates conflicts, and keeps the group focused on shared goals. They are instrumental in making plans and ensuring that everyone feels included.
2. The Caregiver
Description:
The caregiver is the heart of the friend group, always looking out for others. This person is empathetic, nurturing, and willing to lend a helping hand or an understanding ear.
Traits:
Compassionate: Deeply cares for the feelings and well-being of others.
Supportive: Always ready to offer encouragement or assistance.
Attentive: Notices when someone is feeling down or needs help.
Role in the Group:
The caregiver often acts as the emotional glue, fostering connections and ensuring everyone feels valued. They are typically the ones organising gatherings to celebrate friends or supporting them through tough times.
3. The Comedian
Description:
The comedian is the life of the party, always ready with a joke or a funny story. This character brings humour and lightness to the group, helping to relieve tension and elevate the mood.
Traits:
Witty: Quick with humour and often makes clever observations.
Playful: Approaches life with a sense of fun and spontaneity.
Positive: Maintains an optimistic outlook, even in challenging situations.
Role in the Group:
The comedian keeps the atmosphere lively, ensuring that laughter is a common thread in the group. They often defuse tense situations with humour and help create cherished memories through fun experiences.
4. The Adventurer
Description:
The adventurer thrives on new experiences and excitement. This character is always seeking thrills, whether thatā€™s trying out a new restaurant, going on spontaneous trips, or participating in extreme sports.
Traits:
Daring: Enjoys taking risks and stepping outside of their comfort zone.
Curious: Eager to explore new ideas, places, and experiences.
Energetic: Brings enthusiasm to the group, often encouraging others to join in.
Role in the Group:
The adventurer often leads the charge for new experiences, pushing the group to try things they might not have considered. They inspire others to embrace spontaneity and explore the world together. Often contradicts the leader.
5. The Intellectual
Description:
The intellectual is the thinker of the group, often delving into deep conversations and pondering life's big questions. This character values knowledge and is well-read, informed, and curious about various topics.
Traits:
Analytical: Enjoys breaking down complex ideas and analysing situations.
Inquisitive: Asks questions and seeks to understand the world.
Articulate: Communicates thoughts clearly and effectively.
Role in the Group:
The intellectual can help stimulate meaningful conversations, adding depth to the group's interactions. More of a quiet yet important presence. They help get the Adventurer out of trouble, and are likely found bantering with the Comedian from time to time.
6. The Connector
Description:
The connector is the social butterfly of the group, adept at bringing people together and building relationships. This character thrives on interaction and often knows everyoneā€™s stories, interests, and backgrounds.
Traits:
Sociable: Enjoys meeting new people and introducing friends to one another.
Empathetic: Understands social dynamics and helps others feel comfortable.
Resourceful: Knows where to go for recommendations and suggestions.
Role in the Group:
The connector enriches the group by fostering relationships and creating opportunities for social gatherings. They often organise events and help deepen bonds within the friend circle. They are generally close to theĀ  Caregiven and the Leaderā€™s partner/close friend.Ā  They help the Leader and Intellectual settle on ideas that are both fun and functional thus appeasing to the whole group.Ā 
7. The Realist
Description:
The realist is grounded and practical, providing a balanced perspective within the friend group. This character approaches situations with a level-headed attitude and often focuses on the facts at hand.
Note: While the intellectual is an inherently smart person, the realist is the apathetic and logical force of the group. They donā€™t have to necessarily be smart but are insightful.
Traits:
Pragmatic: Values practicality and often offers sensible solutions.
Sceptical: Questions overly optimistic or unrealistic plans.
Honest: Tends to speak their mind, even when the truth is uncomfortable.
Role in the Group:
The realist often acts as a counterbalance to more idealistic characters, helping the group assess risks and make informed decisions. They provide a sense of stability, ensuring that plans are not just fun but also feasible.
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shitpostdevil Ā· 6 days ago
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20 Flirty Remarks to Build Romantic Tension Without Being Overbearing
Feeling stuck trying to give your characters a good flirty one-liner that doesn't sound cringe/overdone? Here are 20 ideas/dialogue prompts for you (that I may or may not have stolen from my own books):Ā 
ā€œI must warn you: you have a dangerous effect on my heart rate.ā€ / "You have no idea what you're doing to my heart right now."
"If I said I wasnā€™t thinking about you, Iā€™d be lying. And Iā€™m a terrible liar."
"You know, I could get lost in those eyes, but I'd probably trip over my words trying to find my way back." (could also double as description/inner monologue).
ā€œI canā€™t tell if youā€™re really charming or if Iā€™m just easily charmed.ā€
ā€œYou have a knack for making me forget what I was going to say. Itā€™s kind of impressive/infuriating.ā€
ā€œI think you owe me a drink. When I saw you, I dropped mine.ā€
ā€œIā€™ve been trying to find the perfect excuse to hang out, but I keep forgetting everything when Iā€™m around you.ā€
ā€œI bet you get away with a lot of trouble with that smile.ā€
ā€œYou must be a magician because every time you walk in, everyone else disappears.ā€ (The right character could pull it off I swear)
"Iā€™ve been trying to think of something clever to say, but all my brain can come up with is how much I want to (kiss) you."
"I saw that little glanceā€”youā€™re not as sneaky as you think."
"How do you manage to make even the most mundane things sound exciting?"
"You do this cute thing with your hands when youā€™re nervous, you know?"
ā€œOne more word, and I might just have to kiss you.ā€
"Finally, there's that pretty smile of yours. I've been waiting for it all day."
"You keep staringā€”should I be flattered?" / "Keep looking at me like that and I might start thinking you have a crush on me."
"Do you have any idea how fun it is to watch you try to keep a straight face?"
"Iā€™m pretty sure you could charm the socks off anyone, but Iā€™d like to keep mine on for now."
"If laughter is the best medicine, then Iā€™m pretty sure youā€™re my favorite doctor."
"Is it bad that I kind of like the way youā€™re trying to mess with me?"
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shitpostdevil Ā· 7 days ago
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jealous but not in a "I will harm anyone who comes close to you way" but in a "I will leave visible marks on you so that everyone knows you are mine" way.
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