š«HORNY JAILš«***NOT SPOILER FREE***ā¢20somethingā¢chainsaw man, demon slayer, blue lock, attack on titan, mha, jjk, Kaiju no. 8, yadda yadda...I write and stuff idk...I'm just here to fulfill my own fucked up fantasies...let me be feral...
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Phurtis edits are the phandoms version of dyeing everything green
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gone for so long they're on the milk cartons now :(
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Guys I think we donāt talk about āand obviously we were more than friends, but it was more than just romanticā enough like thatās confirmation right there, at the very least Phan was real, like I think at least I forget about that some times, and I donāt really think youād be living with and collaborating with your ex for 15 years voluntarily sooo
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heyyy sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah it's dan and phil. yeah i'm thinking about that one line in the interactive introverts song where phil says "the future's unclear but i know this is true, you're as important to us as we are to you" knowing full well that ii was meant to be something of a farewell tour before they stopped making "dan and phil" content quite possibly forever. i'm thinking about how dan said he stayed in the closet for another year because of introverts. i'm thinking about how he did this tour all about "giving the people what they want" so he would feel he'd given everything he possibly could to the audience that adored him before he disappeared. an audience he felt like he was lying to every day he didn't come out. i'm thinking about how tit is all about dan and phil "taking back what the internet took from them". about how despite everything, they did come back. they didn't need to, they had no obligation to, but despite their intentions when the gaming channel went on hiatus they decided to return, to live more authentically, to share their joy and their newfound comfort with those that stuck around. anyway yeah it's gonna be an all day thing.
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DULLET TRUTHERS WE STAY WINNING
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baby seasons change but people donāt :(
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musk is going to die in a Tesla explosion in 6 months after sticking his nose where it doesn't belong and we will never get a conclusive answer on whether it was a CIA car bomb or just a normal Tesla malfunction
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I just saw a tiktok comment that said do you think Phil hears the charlie brown adults talking sound when Dan's yapping and now I need someone more talented than me to edit that sound over all the clips of Phil dissociating while Dans yapping
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The episode in which a desperate Rarity sucks theĀ lifeĀ force out of Fluttershy so she can maintain her eternal beauty
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just remembering how insane this clip is. like this is insane.
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āi think you were a barista in another lifeā āļøš
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