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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3
#for real though im so happy i cant even lie like i regretted selling my wii soooooo much but anyway im back baby <3#im disinfecting everything rn bc i have a germ problem but once it it's done.....i am SO back#when i first got it i didnt have the remote right so i couldnt plug it in and make sure that it worked but i did just plug it into an outle#to make sure it ran and it did and wii sports resort popped out of the drive so thats fun bc i didnt have that one#and anyway i might cry when i hear the menu sound ngl ngl.#but the city i live in is like an overgrown retirement home and so the goodwill is full of old people things and this wii had stickers#like explaining which cord was which so i just know it was a wii that they bought for like grandmas house and only played it when they were#over there so anyway cant wait to see what's on there and if the news channel and weather channel are still on the homepage even though#i dont think they work anymore lol#also shoutout to the type a kid who kept their wiimote in such perfect condition that i wanted to cry when i saw it sitting on the shelf#ty <3
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The roleplayer desire to write Mael a bit with someone's muse vs the cringefail main character syndrome fear because Commander OC, smh
I have a vision but this is me when I try to talk about it in a large(ish) fandom. Anyway. Hides my shame in tags
#shoutout to rostomanologist though you're a real one for the science plant tag team#but hear me out.. hear me out I need him in a homoerotic relationship with another Knight of the Thorn though..#Cringe ass lich no longer feeling worthy of Caladbolg and returning it to the Pale Tree only to end up teaming with the next wielder!!#when Cala is one of the few weapons that can kill him!! Plant drama plant drama plant drama#gw2 roleplay#I'm not normal about sylvari currently#anyway uh dropping my lore tag here too if anyone wants to take a look at my mans#About the Commander
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the biggest suspension of disbelief in one piece is that ace is somehow an only child when roger was trucking and fucking well into his 50s unless roger, like, was almost exclusively into getting pegged and aces birth (the only time he’s ever topped rouge) was an honest to god miracle
one piece au where the world government tries hunting down all of roger’s illegitimate kids à la Dipshit Joffrey Gameofthrones by looking for every dark-haired kid with no bio dad, a strong bone structure, zero self-preservation instincts and a problem with authority. the whole story is from ace’s pov though and it’s just him realizing with mounting horror and every successive headline just how much roger Fucked
#this absolutely gives him something else to hold against roger#do you think roger like. knew jgsngkdng#alternatively roger may have been in a lovely closed poly relationship with rouge rayleigh and also shakky maybe?#he was absolutely getting pegged though. rouge was recovering from getting sick the day ace was conceived and she was too tired to top#roger#riko.txt#asks#shoutout to ace though for keeping his heritage a secret and also hating it#my paternal grandfather Got Around on the islands#and my dad’s had STRANGERS approach him like oh you’re [grandfather]’s son? i was almost your mother! :D#LIKE THAT’S A NORMAL THING TO SAY? would happen in the one piece world For Sure.#ace dodged a bullet. for real. shoutout to my papa rahi rest in pussy maybe. or not
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i'm at work at my uh. checks notes. fancy government job and NOTHING IS WORKING. we can't even log into our work computers. thank god tumblr and ao3 are still up. god's strongest soldiers fr
#someone come talk to me though i'm so bored#i'm sat here in the office twiddling my thumbs like#hey can uh. can i go home or#crazy vibes. i'm also one of two (2) people in our unit who works from the office on fridays so it's me and my girl tara sat here like#wtf are we supposed to do#shoutout to tara though she's a real one#plant yaps
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101 summons for my tako bf to finally come home. please no one ask how i got the extra summons. it was magic and not the other m-word. magic. purely magic. :(´ཀ`」 ∠):
#meraki mumbles#i feel like a cheater... >_<#i have used dirty underhanded tricks to bring him home T^T#shoutout to epel though :D he's a real one for coming home in every single pull i did#food money is temporary but glomas azul... he is eternal#i am no longer in my hater era!!!! now it's just the ruggie era ;;;;#azul i hope you're ready to suffer tenfold in this upcoming fic#no tenfold isn't enough... one-hundred fold ONE MILLION FOLD!!!!!!!
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literally why won't anyone prescribe me benzos. so many people i know just get them from their pcp but every psychiatrist i know is like "but the alzheimers correlation" "but we'd have to drug test you (???)" pussy up and PRESCRIBE ME BENZOS
#shoutout to my college psychiatrist jennifer you were a real one#txt#not even panicking rn just thinking#i might ask my pcp at my followup. i gotta word it soooo carefully though now that i've asked 2 different psychs.#prommy im not drug seeking (yes i am. i am seeking drugs. that term totally has no baggage right.)
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From what I've gathered, reefslider ain't too popular
#nocturne shenanigans#splatoon#splatoon 3#tmnt#for real though I look around and everyone takes potshots at it#I can't say I ain't one of'em but that's because I'm a brush main and I hate fightin it#shoutout to my brother for helpin me make this thing#he's the other squid in this~
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(genderly) chill as hell if i was only ever glimpsed / detected like this
#Shrouded In A Rectangle neither sleeves nor an open front to be besieged with? yes#just doing whatever else like doesn't matter. tee cargo shorts which is my best guess rn of my ideal outfit. + sandals Absolutely#unfortunately my hair could never do that. somehow neither am i yet like forties fifties? have i not been at this for eons?#i Can be like uh let's just nobody talk to me i'm busy pensively perceiving truths that you don't ever actually wanna hear about#just the other day it was like hey....a [way Having To Talk could be a difficulty / problem] was under my nose in this lifelong pattern#certainly noticing the Verbal Exchange Demand heaped upon burnout as like [delay delay delay struggle weariness stress]#but also who knows like spent plenty of time just probably indeed Not having to have such exchanges while burned out. not noting them#anyway like this isn't even [dysphoric Ideal Outfit until i could [whatever supposed even more ideal than that gender euphoria]]#though shoutout to that but like nah get shrouded anyway. the only [how do i look] im motivated to consider is: when it's a costume#when it's just me it's like. i guess whatever pants and a comfortable enough tee. need glasses. hair's w/e so cut quite short ig#might accessorize w/things that are fun to me like hey yeah yknow i might want a calculator watch#[yea as a kid it was like :( im actively appreciating the animals supposedly Gross or Bad] if i had hated little friends Sure yaay#if i had disorienting light effects like a pelagic creature. but you don't even need that. like hey i'm nd in real life. i got it#chat i'm in the walls too bestie lmao. if only my bigfoot pose reference Step was this good#tl;dr long rephrasing of my being like; now the gender slay....#& nodding & Noting when [worksheet exercise: what's your gender euphoria look?] is like shrug idk. but this is serving maximally to me; so#going Chat how can i up my uncanny stats. looking up ''isn't it like Uncanny knowledge e.g. so like why not....canny''#but i think the un canny is the Uncanniness Accuser's perspective. not of My ken. your literal weird one maybe#so again apt to be like jk i'm just autistic & shit; i got it....horror shit challenge impossible: Don't have sm typical mundane#[disability moment] as like Unsettling danger/malice cues. challenge impossible; again#subverted here like as [horror holding hands touching foreheads w/comedy] w/o Rescinding just casual disabled behavior/qualities#just remembered like three witches weird sisters etc macbeth. weird uncanny soothsaying gendering. word#anyway i should be shrouded (made no any connection whenever i put the blanket now over my head & shoulders in place min ago)#perhaps the real Ideal Look insight: i do not have any way i wish to be observed by people. secret passages / removed room anytime
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by all rights Smile (2022) should have been a goofy fun horror romp but to this day i still get Actually Kind Of Upset when i remember it. i am making this post because i saw a horror YouTuber call it mid. it might be. but my cross to bear is that i have seen so many horror movies in the past few years and this is still the first one i think about when i think of movies that actually freaked me out
#maybe it upset me so much because i was expecting it to be dumb and fun and then it was SO SAD#the real horror was the way that her very well built up support system just completely crumbles around her#special shoutout to The Monster (2016) which was another movie i thought was going to be a fun romp#and i ended it crying on my friend's couch because it was just SOOOO SAADDDDD WTF 😭😭#that one was just sad though. didn't really freak me out it just made me weep
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Hello Serennedy(Serrenedy?? idfk) nation... today I bring you some food, tomorrow? Who knows.. Anyway, 4/5 drawings on this first doodle sheet here are inspired by a really good fic I think everyone should check out!! The dialogue is fun and the plot is silly.. what more could a person need to fill the time? I've never linked smth on tumblr before so bear with me but hopefully this works. Everyone go check it out rn fr!!!!
The rest of these are a collection of various doodles I found funny enough to see the light of day and shitposts LOL I use my time wisely here.
I cannot believe Leon's eyebags are so dark I was able to use them to color-pick the trans flag from his palette but here we are... someone let him take a nap...
#yippeee#fanart for fanfic#wow i didnt know that was a tag#dayza drawings#ik i spelled palette wrong in the colorpicking pride flags one I don't want to hear it!!!#ashley graham re4#she is the love of my life#do you ever see someone so perfect you start crying#bc its her#luis serra#leon s kennedy#re4r#serennedy#ig I know what the tag is now#fr though everyone go read the fic its so good#and the author is so nice too go leave kudos or smth#I need to go to bed!!!#I do have one more post in the works but I can't promise anything after that. It's the ADHD sorry folks.#wahoo!! shoutout to my friend who knows nothing about resident evil but the 'no thanks ... bro' line. ur a real one.
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50 galloping bisexuals coming to your area today!
@tinysweetnight
#ok its over for real#i have been storing these images for what. 6 months?#i would have racked up more except college and work was beating my ass so alas.#this was fun though#happy birthday sweet#also shoutout to lee “dandyfrow” for somehow stumbling into the thread where i have been storing the centaurs#you actually made me terrified for a second#one more note all the centaurs were given animal ears if possible#therefore there was a very real chance maverick would have been turned into a catboy#however because life got in the way you narrowly dodged a bullet by the skin of your ass#thank college. and capitalism
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working at the other end of healthcare, i've come to notice that while queers do not comprise the majority of rude people, a majority of the queers i've interacted with in a healthcare setting have been rude/callous/dismissive with me and other providers. then, in queer circles, i constantly hear stories about doctors not taking them seriously, and how they've lost trust in doctors and are now looking for alternative treatments.
i just. i get the distrust, i get that the current healthcare system is fucked, but having that distrust in healthcare turn into an avoidance of it is a very, very dangerous road to go down and i cannot believe that's a minority opinion here.
#drudrambles#then there's this...glorification of therapy as well??#even though therapists need far less training to work#i feel like some people who are against antivaxxers also get really insistent on how it's ok to self medicate with drugs#and it's real concerning#shoutout to that one trans guy who drew a smiley face on the bed paper tho that was cute and u made my day
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WHO'S the man who opened the twink's bi awakening!!!!11!!!!1!!!?????? (Sanji)
GAHAHA. WELLLL THAT DEPENDDSS it can go several ways i am sure... i think even if not directly though Retrospection would reveal ace started it in a way. LOL. and it Could be zoro :thumbs_up: i can see it
#on both those.. as per that one pierogiy comic thats on twitter#otherwise..theres options.. my thoughts may expand as i progress#but liek a repressed and unbeknowst to himself crush on ace is just too real to me. in my heart i feel it#and who can fault him for that#asks#not art#one piece discuss#also though in general i need to give a shoutout go scour for all pierogiys OP stuff the comics are sofunny good true and real that guy is#like..60% responsible for me ever giving one piece a chance
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everyday i fight so hard to not ghost the people i love for 3 whole years 🫡 shoutout to me for fighting the battles you don’t see. i am stronger than any us army soldier
#personal#this is kinda satirical but genuinely i don’t know why but my social anxiety gets so bad sometimes 😭😭😭#i’ve been getting better though. way better than years ago at least bahajaja#been trying to force myself to be brave. overall i’m just so lucky to have the friends i have#they’re all really patient and understanding with me and i love them so much#i kinda hope they never see this but. 2 my friends i love u so much u mean the whole entire world to me#anyways shoutout to my fellow avoidant attachment style bitches. i’d give y’all some love but if i did that y’all would leave 🫡#thats mostly a joke. im getting into therapy soon#i hope#OH also to my fellow avoidant attachment style bitches. it helps to send memes. they’re a real low commitment way of interacting/showing ur#thinking of ur loved ones
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did this earlier btw HEHE
#hooly noises#splatoon#splatoon 3#this map is rly good...i think its probably one of the easiest?? the rotation definitely helped though#shoutout to the 3 stack i found in solo q that adopted me and got me from 740 to 999... they were so good#wresting my wrists tomorrow because i was playing from like 10am to 7pm. or something . anyway#S BLAST IS SO GOOD BTW IT FEELS BROKEN IN SR?#like it does charger damage on directs with it not using that much ink at all#its jump shots can deal fish sticks#it can one shot steel heads and deal with crowds p well#its real good#do not nerrf it though. please & ty
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co-op is crazy bc in the same co op session you can immediately click with someone and then find out the other rando who joined might be a racist
#i let everyone into my place unless i didn't click fast enough so ...#the experiences have been a) met one (1) whale who like has c3 or above of multiple characters#limited characters** forgot to specify lol#b) met multiple kids who are Way Younger than i expected.... yikes pls go touch grass dont play the gacha#c) met people who i like really vibe with and talk to semi regularly#d) this fuckass dickwad#tfw you pretend you're a race you're not to two poc over co op#there are cool people over co op though. most of the time <3#most people just come and get mats too so its like whatever. happy 2 help your farming sessions though#there are also people who just stand there and wait for me to do something like 😭 i dont got the time either you talk to me rn or you#start doing things instead of just standing there. if neither of these happen im kicking you srry#there was one person wayyyy back who led me all the way to chinju forest and then played ayaka's theme to me though it was soooo cute#shoutout to anyone who bothers to learn genshin songs on the lyre and then play them yall are real ones#also did not know that so many cis males played genshin until they came to my world lol (and i met them irl but thats another thing)#problem is that some of them are like 14 and say gan.yu is their waifu ???? 😭😭😭 like bro idk how to react to that 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#ok this is getting a little too tmi but whatever#maybe ill delete it but conclusion coop is Wild
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