#(she says sarcastically)

[rupphiremoyo]

Yaz: I don't really like prolonged physical contact.

Kenji: You've been cuddling Sammy for over an hour.

Yaz, hugging Sammy tighter: This is completely different.

[hockeysweaterweather]

No pressure tonight guys

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny finally meets FNAF tape girl in person...

[humanityinahandbag]

They're just trying to protect the kids!

Wisconsin Republicans: “Hey, let’s allow 14 year olds to work in bars, what can possibly go wrong?”

[dearestdaffodils]

Repetitive noises are the bane of my existence and unfortunately my brother is the king of repetitive noises

In other words, we’re sharing a room, he won’t shut the fuck up at 11 o clock at night, and my headache is about to literally split my skull in two

[chessb0r3d]

i cracked the code.

[kittarts]

whats your favorite head cannon that you’ve seen/that you have about coraline and wybie :3

Coraline isn’t the biggest fan of bugs or beetles, and YB has a bit of tism in him haha

[chaellooo]

Just a lovely fun fact about Garmadon in spinjitsu brothers,,

GARMADON IS THE JEALOUS TYPE!! JEALOUS HUSBAND CONFIRMED!! If Garmadon acted like this to a girl he had a crush on before, then he definitely had a jealous moment like this with Misako,, possibly with her and Wu,,

Uhh uh.. jealous oni dragon hybrid monster husband...man misako is so y/n coded

[invinciblerodent]

yknow i've seen a few posts talking about people hoping their Rooks can bond with Lucanis over them raiding his chamber-pantry for a midnight snack, but never in a platonic way yet

so i'll be the first. i very much want to experience the profound understanding (and, yeah, very mild judgement) that exists between a woman who just got done experiencing that legendary Grey Warden stamina for the first time and is having difficulty walking, and the man who guards the cheeses.

[rakktoons]

“That sounds a lot like you doesn’t it? Wait- maybe that’s why I like her so much”

When I tell you that if Niko had been there she straight up would have told Charles something like “so you’re into him, now kiss” and they would have been endgame by episode 3

[locke-esque-monster]

In the newest installment of "plot holes that make me insane in TUA season 4".

So S4 Five and Lila and up briefly visiting Five's original apocalypse that he spent about 40 years in.

(I say about 40 years because we never really did a breakdown between Five's time in the apocalypse vs his time with the commission. Was it 40 years in the apocalypse and then some additional time at the commission? Was it 40 years total and some of that included years at the commission because he wasn't being fully honest with his siblings when he first got back? Was it 40 years and either so little time at the commission it couldn't be measured in years - like weeks or months because he was that efficient of a killer with his powers to work his way into infamy that quickly? Or even that with Five constantly time traveling it was harder to measure time at the commission? And on that note, when he traveled back he said Delores said the numbers were wrong, so does that mean the commission let him bring her with him on his trips and he abandoned her in 1963? Or did he just keep talking to her in his head? But I digress.)

Let's ignore at the moment how S4 Five should really have some trauma or intense reaction upon seeing this world he was stuck in for 40 years. And also ignore the implications of the multiverse and how it really should have split here if this is really Five's OG apocalypse, since he has no memory of this event happening. (Even though we definitely should not ignore ether of those things.)

No, let's focus on the real problem. That if the subway system exists between timelines how in the actual fuck is it right there and pre-S1 Five never investigated it.

Five who said he tried every method to get back to his family. Five who had roughly 40 years alone. Five who was eating bugs to survive. He never considered going down there for shelter? Raid for supplies, like the vending machines? Because from what we can see, the trains run through regularly, he should have seen one if he went down the subway for even a short period of time.

And that's disregarding the fact OG Five saw 2 people, one who looks like him, run in and out of the subway. By my math OG Five has been there alone around 6 years. Maybe he thinks he's hallucinating after all this time. Maybe he ruled out looking into the subway before for some reason like safety. Or maybe he missed the train down there with a very brief visit. But you truly think with the possibility of 2 people appearing there he then wouldn't go that way and (re)investigate the subway somewhere between now and the time The Handler recruited him?

Because the OG Five we know would not have left any rock unturned trying to get back to his family. And god knows the only things on his agenda for literal decades were survive and try to figure out how to get back.

It was bad enough that S4 had a total character assassination of Five at the end of the series. But it's even more frustrating they also managed to retroactively discredit the intelligence of the original version of Five we met in season 1 by accident.

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

“omg i want a hot girlfriend like catra! catra and adora are couple goals!”

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Ok do the thousands of Bethyl shippers realize it means they're headcanoning Daryl as a pedophile or

[writer-room]

I would never actually want Morro to make a return, because good lord let the boy rest I beg, but unironically I think the comedy potential of Morro as a ghost hanging around Euphrasia is insanely underused.

Imagine yourself as Euphrasia: an introverted, quiet kid, who just writes about destiny and listens to the big bosses on their high horses. Now enter Hot Topics most reliable customer since 2015 with daddy issues and a inferiority complex hovering over your shoulder.

Morro is the demon hissing for the souls of the innocent while Euphrasia just wants a bagel. Regularly blows over stacks of very important papers because he was bored. Will not shut the fuck up about how she should go fistfight the guy who sneered at her the other day. Sends in the mother of all hurricanes when someone looks even a little disappointed at Euphrasia. Gets increasingly more violent with the ways he could totally kill someone when she keeps ignoring him. I think anyone would snap and get at least a little more confident with their snark when they have to put down bullshit like that every day.

The downside to this is that Euphrasia has to, you know, deal with Morro. The upside is that she has the full ability to hit him with a "I think somethings, like, wrong with you" in a half-sarcastic half-nervously-genuine way, and it'd destroy Morro so bad he has to sulk in the Departed Realm for a week with his emo music. He might be helping Euphrasia's ego, but his own is getting yanked back down by the ankles, kicking and screaming, whether he likes it or not.

[obsidianmichi]

The crazy part about Star Trek Online is that it's stuffed full of cameos and missions that repeatedly star characters from the main cast of every major Star Trek show except, I think, Enterprise, Strange New Worlds, and Lower Decks.

Like you can go on a fully voiced adventure with Michael Burnham and Seven of Nine in her Fenris Rangers era to decide whether the Excalbians will embrace good or evil and fight Seven's evil simulation created body double.

Worf, voiced by Michael Dorn, Worf is in the major Iconian missions and a central figure for Klingon players as they shoot up the ranks.

Martok, voiced by John Garman Hertzler Jr. (rescue him from the Tzenkethi and go on so many missions together as random space adventures, and he's just like he is in DS9.)

Almost the entire cast of Deep Space Nine, including René Auberjonois's final voicework as Odo before his passing, the same for Aron Eisberg as Nog, Nana Visitor as Kira Nerys, and there's an entire episode where you play as Quark and his Ferengi friends stealing from Iconians. Even Salome Jens pops up as the Female Changeling to play a villain in the Gamma Quandrant arcs. Plus, Chase Masterson got in ahead of them all to chew through the scenery as Leeta's Mirror counterpart, Admiral Leeta!

Levar Burton as Geordi LaForge!

Janeway and Mirror Janeway voiced by Kate Mulgrew. (Mirror Janeway is a Borg Queen!)

Denise Crosby as my Romulan main's new adopted mother, Empress Sela and her mother, Natasha Yar. There's also Tuvok (my love!), Tom Paris, Harry Kim, Seven of Nine, Jason Isaacs voicing Prime Gabriel Lorca (!!) in the Discovery missions, Tilly and my much beloathed nemesis Mirror Tilly, Stamets, and Michael Burnham. Most recently we've gotten Mirror Wesley Crusher and Mirror Doctor Crusher during Picard's third season, and Ezri Dax in the latest episodes.

There's also Leonard Nemoy, who voiced the major exploration sections and Fed character level ups in the initial game but that's been in at launch.

It's honestly impressive. Every time I turn around it feels like another Star Trek alum is lending their voice to the game. Star Trek Online is somehow the most blessed and the most cursed tie-in game in existence. The dream and the hellscape for Star Trek fans.

Also, the space combat is genuinely really fun.

[moe-broey]

6/15 • Day 7 • Free Day

Sharena Says FUCK‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

They've been lost in the woods for at least three hours.

@sharenaweek

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