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"It was a raven that bore me news of Laena's death" he knows he fucked up
#they both did an incredible job in this scene#her little pause in that sentence you can just feel the grief#and the way he acts like a kid who got caught in the cookie jar#yeah she was certainly the older cousin who kept him in check#rhaenys targaryen#daemon targaryen#eve best#matt smith#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers
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More Dandy's World OCs because 🏃♂️ 🏃♂️
Also, a new addition! Meet Leafah the Leaf!
She's a park ranger-type Toon who teaches kids about nature, biology, and kindness and stuff She's very knowledgeable about camouflage, even if that results in the other Toons overlooking her.
While we're here, there's also the trinkets they have.
Cookie: Increases Stealth by 10% and Run Speed by 5%.
Pen: 15% chance to get 5% more research when encountering a Twisted.
Twig: Increases a Twisted’s Attention Span on the user by 3 seconds.
And their Vintage Skins!!
#leafah was supposed to be a play of Leah if that wasnt obvious#lowkey she was an impulse oc but whatever#i like her. shes pretty#also chippy and file returned i love them#fanart#digital art#dandys world#dandy’s world#roblox#roblox game#dw#dw fanart#dandys world fanart#roblox dandys world#oc#oc art#original character art#original character#Chippy the Cookie Jar#File the File#Leafah the Leaf#dandys world oc#dandy's world oc#dw oc#dandys world original character#also youre free to draw them if youd like ^^
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staroba fankid be upon yee
#birbing#featuring: my drawing skills#uty#undertale yellow#ceroba#starlo#staroba#oc: procyon#i gotta tag my ocs now oh no#uhhh#yeah#procyon is a fankid#he's a little blep boy#born after the barrier breaks and kanako is returned#like#a year or so later#ceroba and starlo still needed to figure out surface life#but then they had him#he loves kanako because she can reach the top shelf and grab the cookie jar#kanako loves him because he doesnt care about her goopiness#and the other monsters in the mix also like his company#they played peek-a-boo with him when he was born
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Little mildly related Harper doodle I have nowhere else to put to mark Charlotte rant
Charlotte's my only pc that ended up at the hospital and getting therapy sessions. Yay for medically induced amnesia so she doesn't think about her first weeks constantly <3
She's aware Harper's molesting her and is shady as hell but keeps going anyway because every week is more or less the same hell and for a bit it's nice to not think and feel some of her worries slip past her conciousness
Her achilles heel is that she has horrible impulse control and an addictive personality, instant gratification gets harder to ignore the more she's stressed. self aware enough to know she's smarter than this, yet...
She stops when someone else tells her to, like she was waiting for it, then she quits seeing Harper cold turkey and proceeds to spend every friday and weekend more stressed than usual because instead of that sweet -awareness -stress -trauma she's getting more stressed thinking about what she let happen to her. Charlotte's usually not self-blamey but this makes her feel guilty.
Anyway Charlotte also doesn't smoke or drink often because she knows once she falls it's hard to get back up, she'll do party drugs but refuses to meet dealers, will cover her ears and go lalala if she has to she knows her ass cannot be trusted. She'll do her next line of coke when god wills it.
Harper's just sitting in her office balls blue thinking she should have gotten Charlotte locked up in the asylum and creaming her pants imagining it
#charlotte the star#tenta posts#tenta draws#self destruction is incredibly easy and fun and Charlotte is actively keeping the cookie jar away from herself#she's not effortlessly well put together this does take a lot of effort. she's a hardworking girlboss#anyway totally unrelated she has a huge thing for aphrodisiacs and dumbification
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Steggy finally has a belly full of cookies again.
(March 21)
#rust belt jessie#my photos#food#home cooking#baking#chocolate chip cookies#cookie jar#no you don’t understand#my mom got this stegosaurus cookie jar when i was teeny#i named it steggy because i was teeny#and then she gave it to me when i had my first kid#so steggy is basically my pet and i feel like i’m feeding it when i make cookies
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merry xmas and happy holidays to everyone that celebrates 🎄🎅🏼😚❤️🫶🏼
#i’m off to see aqua bestie and then after that boni has a grooming appointment 🙂↕️ and then i’ll go buy gifts for my friends#ooopsss but i have ideas. already ordered taurus bestie homemade gingerbread cookies from my moms colleague she gifted her a jar yesterday#and they are SO good she has a side hustle baking business 🤭 and my taurus bestie is very pratical and doesn’t live here so i wanted to give#her something that she can take back to finland OR she can use while she’s in serbia which i will do both. anyway byebyeee#tt
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#bg3 spoilers#bg3#gif warning#playthrough: honey#this conversation hits different when playing as the durge#like i imagine honey saying that dialogue option gleefully in the way that a kid that got away with stealing from the cookie jar would#her playthrough is completely unhinged#off the rails#like she's trying her best but she's defiantly chaotic neutral at it's best#baldur's gate 3#astarion
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Please, give us some loser heroes
Hahaha gladly
(this got long)
I mean, I've gotta say, one of the loseriest heroes I've read recently is Envy from Throne of the Fallen by Kerri Maniscalco. I've said it before and I'll say it again--if you're looking for a fantasy romance to try, especially if you normally read historicals, this is it (and TotF does stand alone if you want to try it first versus the trilogy that comes before it).
Envy is like, on a quest to save his court, and he's ostensibly a Prince of Hell and therefore very strong and full of supernatural gifts but like... He spends so much of this book falling flat on his face, ESPECIALLY with his heroine Camilla, who is Extremely Unimpressed. (There's a moment wherein he has to do something amazing to save his own life, and she's genuinely like assuming he's just going to die lmao.) His brothers randomly show up to dunk on him throughout the book. Not even for like, plot, just to be like "Sooooo have you seduced her yet? No? Shocker." He does things he thinks are so cool and then is like "Oh God immediate regret mistake".
*love him*
Seven Nights in a Rogue's Bed by Anna Campbell is a recent read wherein the hero presents himself as very suave and confident, and he's like "I SHALL KEEP YOU HERE FOR SEVEN DAYS AND SEDUCE YOU, MY INNOCENT MUAHAHAHA" before being like "nooooo I have harmed the innocent, I AM A WORM!!!" when the heroine shows pitches an emotional fit at him.
Allegreto in Shadowheart by Laura Kinsale is another "muahahahahaha" hero, and he is like, legitimately dangerous and threatening (TW: noncon in the first encounter) but once the heroine, Elena, gets her hooks in him... He is.... a sad little baby. A sad little baby who doesn't think he can go to church because he's done too many murders and is going to hell. BUT HE'S COOL WITH THAT. He's totally cool with that.... he's cool.... Arguably even more of a loser if you read For My Lady's Heart first, which is set ten years earlier and features another couple (the hero is less of a loser but still has embarrassing moments like being visibly aroused in front of the heroine and getting called out on it by her in front of SEVERAL priests, and also thinking this heroine is his perfect lady who he's pledged to for thirteen years only to meet her for real and be like "oh my god she's kind of EVIL??? My life has been devoted to a VILLAINESS???? I'm so STUPID") and also a teenage Allegreto who does absolutely RIDICULOUS things like carry a plague apple around because he's scared of plague, and like, hold the hero's hand during sleep because he thinks the hero will ward off plague, and pretend to be A CASTRATO for an ELABORATE SCHEME which he HONESTLY DID NOT HAVE TO DO.
A Rose at Midnight by Anne Stuart (TW: a lot of dubcon between the hero and heroine at first, noncon in the heroine's past not with the hero) has another "I am such a villain, my lady!!!" hero who is actually a massive ball of guilt and angst. The first time they sleep together she actually secretly enjoys it and hates herself for it, but she didn't Get All The Way There and he walks away like "I'M SO EMBARRASSING I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT" and like kicking rocks while pretending to be very above it.
Mafia Madman by Mila Finelli. Enzo d'Agostino's master plan is to kidnap the heroine by blowing up a bar for REVENGE and everyone around him is like "honestly your master plan... doesn't even make a lot of sense" even though it TOTALLY makes sense, y'all just DON'T GET IT. He then proceeds to get schooled by the heroine at every opportunity and become her dog (literally there's a bonus epilogue where she's gone for like 30 seconds and his brothers are like "look at what she did to him, he used to be a perfectly good mafia don, now he has anxiety").
Charlotte and The Seductive Spymaster by Grace Callaway has the titular spymaster who faked his death to keep his wife safe and IMMEDIATELY regretted it, returning from the dead twelve years later and getting mad that she's flirting with another man. So he like. THROWS ROCKS AT THE OTHER MAN??? FROM A SECRET HIDING PLACE? Embarrassing behavior. He also faints at one point. Like, it made sense, but I still laughed my ass off. And his wife is super competent, so she's constantly like "... really?"
Seduce Me at Sunrise by Lisa Kleypas has Kev Merripen, who is extremely competent on paper because he's literally the only person in that series who has a real job, but emotionally... the boy ain't right. He literally thinks that if he sleeps with Win ONCE she'll get pregnant and die. He like, hides in the background. Married by Morning also has an extremely losery moment from Leo Hathaway in which he basically does that thing from that meme where he trips and drops all of his obsessive things about the heroine, and the obsessive things are tons of drawings he did of her wearing nothing but her glasses. And she's like ".... you sure have an active imagination". Honestly, Harry from Tempt Me at Twilight also has his share of cringe, like the time he thought he was super hurting Poppy during her first time, so he just jumped off her and hated himself for days and ran away and she had to literally hunt him down and go "I'm FINE now FINISH IT".
Hart Mackenzie from The Duke's Perfect Wife, I will always maintain, is a massive loser who pretend to be extremely competent. Like, he's all "Eleanor, as you know, we did it three times when we were engaged" and she's like "yes.... like a decade ago Hart... I'm not.... impressed". He's being blackmailed by a stranger who sent Eleanor (a reporter) nude photos he took years ago and he's like ".... well those certainly are photos I took Eleanor". He gets all growly at her and she boops his nose. It's pathetic.
Dreams of a Dark Warrior by Kresley Cole, aka "he's constantly being reincarnated after sleeping with the heroine, like they hook up and then he just dies half an hour later in what sound like frankly increasingly comical death scenes, and she's immortal so she finally just gives up on even kissing him"... One of the legitimately saddest heroes I've ever read, lol. He's been brainwashed into hating immortals (with some solid reasons tbf) so he's like, the head torturer in this prison of immortals (TW, it's kinda intense) and he HAAAATES the heroine and she's DETERMINED to kiss him to kill him this time because she HAAAATES him. But like. His body count is like 1.5 because he's never actually really been interested in anyone because, though he doesn't know it because he doesn't remember, his soul only wants HER. So he meets her and is very *boing* about her and HATES it, and they literally have a fight in his office where he ends up on top of her and she's like "... I can feel EXACTLY how into this you are" and he's like !!!!!!!!!! He's just increasingly confused.
Also, this leads very nicely into Lothaire, where the big bad of the series is revealed to be a frankly loony tunes nightmare who's like "honestly I'm only 50% lucid at any given time". And he does a lot of puzzles in his spare time. And he wears trenchcoats because he thinks it looks cool (it doesn't). And he's constantly getting OWNED by a 24 year old psych major dropout. Like, she'll just perfectly diagnose him and he goes "... well you got me there". At one point, she hops on it with their clothes on (because he's trying to menacingly be like "YOU HAVE NO CHOICE" but it was actually exactly what she wanted him to do) and he has an Incident in his jeans, and she later finds him in the shower and throws said jeans at him like "NEXT TIME YOU TRY TO BE ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY REMEMBER WHAT I MADE YOU DO LOSER". Sad of him.
Embry Moore in Sierra Simone's New Camelot trilogy falls in love with Ash when he's literally stepping on him. And it's honestly just a string of embarrassments after that.
The Master by Kresley Cole (Kresley kinda specializes in Powerful Losers) features a billionaire Russian mafia hero shivering in the rain while the heroine takes an important test texting her like "I hope you do well :D!" because he's trying to get on her good side again lmao I was frankly embarrassed on his behalf
A Demon's Guide to Wooing a Witch by Sarah Hawley features the demonic big bad of the last book coming back with AMNESIA and the heroine rescues him from getting beaten up in like, the first chapter. And he's all "wooooow she's so strong *_*"
Hugo and The Maiden by S.M. LaViolette has a sex worker hero who's all "I'M JADED, I CARE FOR NOTHING BUT MYSELF" getting shipwrecked while being transported on a tiny island, and he gets picked up by a giant, sweet guy who carries him like a baby (while he angrily protests) to this makeshift hospital where the heroine, a vicar's uptight, bossy daughter berates him, and it's like all downhill for his dignity from there.
We cannot forget my beloved Duke of Lockwood from The Duke Gets Even, who spends three books getting swerved or cucked or both, and finally admits he's into Nellie and is all "we shall begin a no strings affair" only to like, immediately fall in love with her. And the rest of the book is her being like "we aren't going to get married Lockwood" and he's all "but whyyyy" and she's like "because you literally said this was a no strings affair which is the only reason why I agreed to it. (Him: :(.) He's also completely broke and thinks that he, as a duke, has sway in America, and there's an entire scene where Teddy Roosevelt himself is like "I like you but I can't help you because you're actually just a broke loser here" after he tries to boss up.
Wynter from C.L. Wilson 's The Winter King is all, "I'm a conqueror, I'm so dangerous, if you don't give me a child within a year I'll leave you on a glacier to die" only for everyone in his employ to be like "girl the glacier thing is actually bullshit". He's actually a puppy. The heroine discovers that he makes sad little ice sculptures of his dead family because he's so lonely. I was like "aww" but also "Jesus dude go outside".
The Duke Gets Desperate features a duke who's an art history major, basically, and like all art history majors (I say as one) he has no applicable life skills and his estate is going under. (I LOVE a broke aristo.) So when the heroine shows up having also inherited the estate and is like "we're going to charge people for tours of the castle to make sure we can pay for it" he's all "GAAAAAASP MADAME DUKES DO NOT HAVE TOURS OF CASTLES DUKES ARE DIGNIFIED AND BROKE!!"
Mercy by Sara Cate features a hero who was literally a cheater in a previous book, a rotten SCOUNDREL finding out that what he really needs to straighten up is to be humiliated and dominated by an older woman (ideally, his dad's close friend).
The Queer Principles of Kit Webb by Cat Sebastian has former highwayman and local sad man and cafe owner Kit begin tutoring dandy swordsman Percy on how to like, rob people. But Kit is ridiculously attracted to Percy, something Percy clocks immediately by being like "this loser is looking at my ankles" and whenever Percy Does Something to Kit Kit is like "THANK YOU OMG".
Oh, speaking of, Shane in Heated Rivalry is like, a perfect athlete and also a massive dork. He's also a "thank you omg that was amazing" guy and then is immediately like "I SAID THANK YOU???" At one point when he and Ilya do it for the first time his inner monologue is like "what if we get stuck together and the fire department has to come and pull us apart and EVERYONE WILL KNOW". A human ball of anxiety. Constantly embarrassed by himself. Ilya is more confident and smooth but also has some losery moments, like when they're camming for each other and he looks at Shane after and says in Russian "I'm so in love and it's horrible" lmao.
Lol Jamison from Tracey Livesay's American Royalty is notably pathetic because he's like, a frosty uptight British prince, and as soon as he sees the heroine he immediately becomes a slobbering ridiculous mess. He manages to keep up the frosty prince act for approx. five minutes.
Managed by Kristen Callihan. Scottie is so in control and prickly and TOGETHER... except for the scene where he fishes her dirty laundry out in the bathroom and does Unspeakable Things and then hand washes it and hides it under the mattress for Later and she FINDS IT.
Hotel of Secrets by Diana Biller has a virginal hero who believes he must be celibate to be an amazing operative, and he's great at the operative stuff, but he's soooo into the heroine. At one point there's a scene where she's bandaging him and she touches his ribs and he's like "pls stop" and she's all "why" and then Looks Down and goes "oh". Humiliating stuff!
Lush Money by Angelina M. Lopez has a hero who gets caught by the paparazzi when he's servicing the heroine on his knees in a car. Very sad for his dignity.
#i mean there are more#i guess i just really like men being humiliated#romance novel blogging#book recs#romance novels#declan chase (DC!) is really peak humiliation and he deserves it#when he's like...#sitting on a chair while regin sits in a bathtub talking about how they could live out this life#and he's like *I literally can't handle this* shifting around in the chair#getting put in Torturer Detention bc he 'put his had in the cookie jar'#(she is the cookie jar)
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okay so ace attorney 2023
#i cant believe i've been living this life without ever knowing this game#as if something vital was missing#and here it is.#fuckin- gay lawyer game#its so silly. i love it#phoenix wright is a dumbass with the luckiest ass in the world. and i love him#maya is the best she's like my little sister#gumshoe is a himbo#and dont get me started with edgeworth babyboy baby#he's so awkward i love him#anyways t h e m#im here for t h e m#this rivalry relationship they have makes me sick. it pisses me off#makes me mad i wanna punch a jar of cookies#so this is what it feels to ship wirghtworth oh my god-#ace attorney#aa#ace attorney comic#myart
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Cirie better not play too hard to fast, we saw what happened to frenchie

#bb25#bb25 cirie#I like this alliance but I also hope she doesn’t have her hands in too many cookie jars
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roommates friend commented on how i have my chia seeds stored in a salsa jar like asking Why would u put them in a salsa jar n i was like ? they gotta go somewhere ? and my roommate said "it wasnt until i lived w a hispanic person that i realized how real the stereotype is that yall will keep and reuse any kind of container" I WAS LIKE 💀 OKAY. WELL. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO. JUST THROW OUT THIS VERY NICE GLASS SALSA JAR ? ? ? ?
#AND SHE SAID YES!!!!#PLEASE.#i had to stop myself from saving a jam jar the other day bc i really do have so many. BUT THEY ALL GET USED.#why buy new containers when i am given containers For Free with my jams and salsas and etc !#and of course they brrought up the cookies in a sewing kit thing 😭#brother. if it fits. IT SITS! IDK WHAT TO TELL U!!
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Fun game: draw your OC as dumb as possible with a crayon
#there's not a thought in her head#she probably just got stuck in a cookie jar#the stuck part will be her concern later- right now... cookie#my art#my doodles#just being silly at work lmao#g/t#giant/tiny#g/t community
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And so a new season commences… the season of diy gift ideas no one wants or needs and “great” craft ideas that are actually questionable if not genuinely foolish.
#so i see this one i see the lady#she says she made a gingerbread man#cookie jar right?#so i know she works with air dry clay and cardboard#and yup she makes it out of clay and cardboard#paints the inside with craft acrylics#coats it with ‘non-toxic’ varnish#and puts cookies in it#aw hail naw#you got air dry clay over cardboard#filled with cookies#lid doesn’t even seal#it just nests inside the jar like a loose cork#no thanks mrs lady
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Loretta's place is so giving
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I have crazy ideas but I have no clue if it's lore accurate so they are just going to stay as ideas
#I'm almost trying to see a bunch of animated series of Sonic at the same time lmao#halfway through Sonic X season 1 but i got a break from it because i'm kinda bored with the current plotline and also Chris#Just don't like the kid honestly i think his blod classmate who Sonic helped would've been a better human option ngl#the girl is cute and can be very relatable in a way Chris could never#disabled kid from middle-to-poor class who probably struggle with a bunch of things and having furry friends could do wonders to her#The only reason i see Chris being a useful character is his money and the way he can hide everyone#but let's be real they could do something more interesting with the furry affinity being on the run or hiding in abandoned buildings etc#also she would be a better parallel to Maria#i also tried seeing Sonic Boom but i think I'll let that one go#so i think I'll pull Sonic Prime next people say this one is real good#i also eant to play the Games but I'm just one poor man with no money to my name </3#old ass game and its so pricey what are those people hiding inside that game for it to be R$50+#this thing should be 10 at maximum 5 even if you ask me#this thing is older than i am and is still acting like it's the last cookie in the jar#anyway what was this post about again
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i lied i forgot abt this outfit for meenie and i did make it but its still just a striped shirt and jeans. this is the only picture i can find of it also sorry
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