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ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!
THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:
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âtheir relationship is too deep to be sexualâ whatâs deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
#people missing context this was about the wwdits show runners pulling a 2012-era queerbait#and was a joke#also if you're going to send me an anon asking me why i hate ace people. miss me with your homophobia thanks
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the thing is that i do wholeheartedly believe hannibal would be a good husband. not a good person at all but you dont need to be a good person to be a good husband
#too controversial?#hannibal#please ask me to elaborate#edit i already elaborated in the notes pls stop asking me to elaborate#this post breached containment#send help
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#god: rosalynn you've lived such a long and wonderful life#what would you like me to send to your beloved husband to let him know you're being taken care of? a bird? a rainbow? a random sunbeam?#rosalynn: kill henry kissinger. he'll know I asked. :))))#jimmy carter#rosalynn carter#henry kissinger#us politics#world politics
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#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3edit#good afternoon i exclusively hear this tweet in his voice#alright everybody. 20k notes time to turn off notifications. if neil ever says this send me an ask
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This payment is WILD, the package is just a dinky old poker chip. Anyway, wish me luck everyone!
#herder#fallout nv#fallout new vegas#courier six#I do Uber eats on the side#no for real and I recently opted in for package delivery#like anyone can make a package and then send it with a driver#you canât tell me that some of those packages wouldnât be sus#I wonât ask questions
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im ovulating
#older man younger woman#dumbification#free use slvt#molest k!nk#rough cnc#patriarchy kink#r@pe fantasy#ickydolly#r@pe k!nk#rap3 me#molest me#good slvt#needy slvt#bd/sm slave#dumb wh0re#ickyprincess#daddyâs babygirl#cnc somno#cnc free use#attention wh0r3#c0cksleeve#1cky daughter#1cky d@d#1cky princess#send 1cky asks#send r3pe threats#fauxcest#fauxc3st#r@petoy
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post itself
false flags
trans/adjacent tags
accessibility features
tumblr live post (thanks for the link, @problemnyatic)
flashing / strobing / lights
unblockable flashing ad
buying ad free
staff @/macmanx guilt trip
list of staff + more issues
#post nuked bc proshippers started insulting people who rbed this and implied partyjockers attempted to Kill staff? it was getting old so#archive links still under the cut if you want and you can rb this from others if you want the og#hint: if you dislike this post or want to debunk parts of it the way to go about it isn't to call people who've rbed it 'disgusting little#fuck ups' that are 'spreading anti shipper lies'#note: this post is and was Not about ship discourse jesus fucking christ proshippers get a grip#also ace discoursers are here too? this isn't about you either?#edit 2: if you send me an anon regarding this post about how im policing discussion or 'don't really want it'#but then stop replying when i answer your ask#maybe that's. not helping discussion?#i nuked this post as people started making up false accusations to smear people staff sniped. aka accusing someone of IRL ATTEMPTED MURDERS.
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I hope you imagine my drippy pussy clenching and throbbing around your cock the next time you make yourself cum đ¤đ
#wet and needy#free use slvt#bd/sm daddy#dumb slvt#degrade and humiliate me#bd/sm brat#attention wh0r3#cnc fr33use#bd/sm breeding#cvmdump#cvmslut#fvcktoy#fvckdoll#daddyâs wh0re#needy wh0re#bd/sm blog#submisive and breedable#cnc free use#degrading k1nk#bd/sm pet#breeding k1nk#send dirty asks#spank me daddy#cvmslvt#c0ckslut#use me pls#my thoughts#my concepts#filthy thoughts
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btw I know ppl on this site go on abt mutuals but if you are someone that shows up in my notes regularly who I don't follow, I do notice and I am fond of you and if you reblog something from me I do think "YES I have pleased the follower with good taste"
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imagine you move to somewhere in the south, lots of open land between houses and lots of friendly neighbors
one of your older neighbors, who could be your fathers age stops by one day dropping off treats, maybe itâs drinks you donât realized are spiked, maybe itâs some brownies laced with weed, youâre just too dumb, too naive to question his motives
youâre just about to go out into town, dressed in the shortest skirt you can find, basically a belt, no panties of course
you have a top on so low that your nipples are nearly popping out, theyâre hard from the cold so everyone can see them anyway
before you head out you munch on the treats your neighbor brought, you find yourself feeling fuzzy and light
you stumble out of the house, heels clicking and feet wobbely, you only make it as far as your old neighbors porch
heâs on a rocking chair, sipping away at a beer
âoh princess, whatâs wrong?â
âi feel funnyâ you manage to get out through hiccups and giggles, far too gone by that point
he manhandles you into his lap, not that youâre resisting
he turns you around so youâre both facing the street, he doesnât have to even try to hike your skirt up, your pussy is on display for anyone who walks by, he pulls your top down so your tits are also out in the open
he start to finger your tight little hole, you start to moan like a bitch in heat, throwing your head back, youâre far too gone to say no to anything thatâs happening
without warning your neighbor starts to fuck his beer bottle in and out of your dripping cunt, you think you hear some other neighbors approach, the man striking up a conversation that you canât hear, far too lost in the bottle working its way into your cunt
you start trying to hump the bottle but are cut off by your tits being smacked and then groped
âbehaveâ he snaps
you whimper and whine, not processing a word thatâs being said, and continue to try and hump the bottle that has now stilled in your pussy
âaww, is the bitch too dumb to understand. no worries we have all the time to train you to be the perfect little cocksleeveâ
the man rips the bottle out of your cunt, when you open your mouth to whine he shoves the bottle down your throat
âclean up your girl juiceâ
you suck and he starts to finger your ass, you moan around the bottle and clench around nothing
âyou know exactly where thatâs going princessâ
#bimboification#bimbo doll#bimbo training#r4p3 kink#fr33use#dumb wh0re#wet and needy#finger my pussy#intox cnc#r4pepl4y#r4ape kink#r4p3 fantasy#nsft concept#dumb slvt#dumb puppy#dumbification#dumb bunny#use me pls#send dirty asks#corruption kink#older man younger woman#c0cksleeve
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Interview With The Vampire â 2.05: Don't Be Afraid, Just Start the Tape
#interview with the vampire#cinematv#filmtvcentral#smallscreensource#userstream#dailyflicks#tvarchive#filmtvtoday#usersource#chewieblog#tvedit#tvandfilm#userthing#userblorbo#i just needed these next to each other on my blog for posterity#in years to come history will ask 'where were you when s2e5 of iwtv aired?'#jacob and assad fucking ate this entire episode and scene#jacob's face is sending me lmaooo#2x05#4k
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âď¸ more fic writer asks!
reblog & your followers can send asks with the questions theyâd like you to answer!
the last sentence you wrote
a character whose POV youâre currently exploring
how you feel about your current WIP
a story idea you havenât written yet
first sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP
the word that appears the most in your current draft (wordcounter.net can tell you)
your preferred writing fonts
if you had to write a sequel to a fic, youâd write one forâŚ
start to finish, how long did it take you to write the last fic you posted?
what is the longest amount of time youâve let a draft rest before you finished it?
a WIP youâd like to finish someday
a trope youâre really into right now
a fandom youâre thinking about writing for
where do you get your inspiration?
favorite weather for writing
favorite place to write
talk about your writing and editing process
if you keep them, share a deleted sentence or paragraph from a published fic
the most interesting topic youâve researched for a fic
in what year did you publish your first fic?
when did you publish your most recent fic?
do you ever worry about public reaction to what youâre writing? how do you get past that?
pick three keywords that describe your writing
how do you recharge when youâre not feeling creative?
besides writing, what are your other hobbies?
are you able to write with other people around?
your favorite part of the writing process
your least favorite part of the writing process
how easy is it for you to come up with titles?
share a fic youâre especially proud of
#please reblog to your own followers!!#you don't need to send me any (I just like making them)#I meant to do this yesterday but was too sleepy#fic writer asks#ask game#I have 100% asked these on discord or twitter at some point#but there are only so many Thoughts in my poor head
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curious. how did u guys start dating
#as a bitch who has never dated before. i want 2 know. sjfhskndmsla#man send in anons tell me in the replies idc i want to knowwwwww đ get me outta hereee (no love jail)#or rb w tags . do ya thang . i love u#text#THIS IS NOT AN INVITE TO ASK ME OUT THO I NEED TO DO MORE THERAPY FIRST đđđđđđđđđ#polls
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