#(says the gooner)

[lumiis-stuff]

You get to the point where seeing a woman covered by pixels is better than any girl in real life. Even seeing her without pixels is too much for you.

[zehrbear]

shigaraki didn't know shit about sex before he met you.

all he even "learned", if you could even call it that, were through doujinshis and hentais that he watched, or those really extreme porn videos. poor boy, was so isolated from the human contact experience and is so deprived of touch that he puts all his frustration in a porn addiction.

so then, enter you in the picture, and shigaraki is so clueless. he's saying how he doesn't need your help, but you knew that he did need it once he tried to insert his finger DRY in you. he didn't even know where the clit was! and once you pointed out, he tried to play it like a joystick.

absolutely not!

so there's now shigaraki, having sex education for the first time of his life with you, who's using your body was example. and he finds out that getting himself off can have multiple ways of doing so. even better, he can get you off in multiple ways.

he tries being a dom when he finally gets the chance to use his cock instead of his tongue and fingers like he's been training the past days with you, but he finds the sensation so overwhelming that he crumbles, he almost cries from how good it feels!

so yeah, you now have a whimpering tomura, who's panting and moaning like a bitch while you ride the life out of him. he does cum embarrassingly fast, but that doesn't even matter, because he's somehow still hard! look at that, is that the most frightening villain of the century? crying as you keep on riding his overstimulated cock? blabbing incoherently and barely being able to say anything besides your name?

he can't even think anymore, all has been reduced to obsessive thoughts. his hands travel your body without knowing where to put them. if you let him hold your tits as you almost break his hips from how hard you're riding? he could cum just from that.

he became submissive so fast with you that it's almost pathetic, but you're just as crazy as he is, so instead, it's endearing.

moonie… moonie wtf im shaking… SHAKING !!!

i can just imagine him on top of you, moving the way he thinks he’s supposed to after rotting his brain with porn and hentai, wondering why you haven’t squirted or gone cross eyed yet. he’d be all force and no technique, going fast while you just lay there wondering if this was really what all that talk was about. it would get to the point where you’d have to flip him over, your legs on either of his as you lower yourself onto his cock and ride him nice and slow. and its like agony and bliss had a baby and punched him in the face. he’d throw his head back, muttering something and clenching his teeth as he fights the urge to hammer his hips up against you. but you’re so warm and tight and it’s like you’re sucking the souls out of him with every lazy roll of your hips. he’d try to reach for you, to take control (if you could even call it that) only to be forced down by your hand pressed against his chest, keeping him in place as you begin to go faster… harder. he’d be so loud too, whining and whimpering and feelimg tears prick at the corners of his eyes because fuck, he didn’t know it could feel this good. not with his hands or his toys he might have spent a small fortune on… no, nothing could compare to the way you were clenching around him and milking him dry. he’d be dazed, his heavy lidded eyes glossed over and cheeks flushed, gray strands of hair sticking to his flushed, sweat glazed face as he pants before he finds you towering over him once more, your fingers spreading your cunt open and hovering over his lips. and it’s like hes gone dumb, the way he immediately opens up for you, his tongue sticking out for you to lower yourself onto and use while his hands fist into the sheets. he knows better than to reach for you. knows better than to act like he’s the one in control and risk having the euphoric feeling of your pussy on his tongue ripped from him.

only you could put tomura in his place like this <3

[bixels]

I've been seeing some discussion about Overwatch's new characters and Kiriko on Twitter following the MHA crossover event and, as someone who's not totally in the loop of OW lore anymore, what does Kiriko... do. Like, what does she contribute to the story of Overwatch and Talon and the Omnic Crisis, how is she involved. I know she trained with the Shimada brothers when she was a wee embryo, but what's her connection to... Overwatch. Girl, what are you doing here.

[iatnen]

Solo Daniel 🔞 ft Sebastian’s hands

I forgot about Daniel’s birthday (the 2nd 😞) pretend I didn’t

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poipiku 🔞

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[enemywasp]

I genuinely don't understand people who say they love tcooal but hate that the siblings screw cause it ruins the game. Their whole fucked up relationship and dynamic is the whole game. Like it's an integral part.

I get not shipping it but give me one reason other than "icky" or "wrong" that this scene- that shows how Ashley and Andrew see each other and how their whole childhood issues and quarantine have effected their dynamic- is pointless or ruins the game

[neomedievalist]

do you think there's games that people spend more time jerking off to than playing? i was going to say overwatch because of the overwatch porn industrial complex but at the end of the day people play so fucking much overwatch every day that there's no way the jerking off hours can actually outpace that. average overwatch play session is simply longer than average overwatch porn jerk off session. it would have to be a game that isn't really that popular but the porn is. it can't be a live service or competitive game because people actually play them a ton. why can't i think of anything

[rachelcommitscrimes]

the day people on tiktok realize a curvy female character who enjoys showing skin isn’t a “gooner character” is the day i can rest peacefully

a character who was made to be A CHARACTER and not purely for sexual purposes is not a gooner character. just because a character has a large chest doesn’t mean they are meant to be sexual (ex: mitsuri from demon slayer)

a character that was made mostly for sexual purposes with little to no thought into their story or personality is a gooner character (ex: that one pedo teacher from yandere simulator)

[despazito]

I know next to nothing about this person but putting all these items on the same list is so fucking unserious

[dersk8]

yaoi, yuri, or normal couple. i see no difference, love is love!

[evergreenr0se]

I watched arcane because I was informed there were lesbians and I gotta say, love lesbian rep but damn I’m sorry to report that I’m actually a bit disappointed

[ero-keixx]

All of the people pissing and moaning about the Pokemon lore leaks obviously have never read a single mythology/folklore book. Like please pick up one of those or at least read the bible to realize this is how a lot of mythology and folklore are.

"The game devs are putting kinks and fetishises in Pokemon" My brother in christ do you not know what an allegory is???

[seibaa-goes-baah]

Making a meme so everyone knows that I haven't died yet (i'm cooking a piece rn dw-)

[wc-confessions]

im kinda glad the characters are cats bcs if mapleshade (or any other female antagonist) were human i'd have to deal with them getting reduced to a heterogooner male's fantasy ala haman karn

hey anon please never use the term 'gooner' in relation to warrior cats ever again thank you 😭

- mod lichenbark

[talesfromthecrypts]

"I've watched more vampire movies than you" what kind of middle aged white woman gooner with a lestat pfp flex

So sorry to see you have no friends in your life anon. Would probably make you a better person with healthier views on human age and sexuality. Alas I am better than you

[randomrangerwhite]

It just really interesting and not unironic to me that people's biggest issues in Genshin is...supposedly the lack of male. And then they somehow use this to make it seems like lack of equality and that Genshin is somehow bad because they introduced another woman character.

But like...when have people EVER made this sort of stink with other games or media in general that have high male cast compared to women? Like DBZ or any Naruto fucking fighting game.

Yall wanna complain about lack of men in a Hoyo games. Go play Tears of Thermis then if you want more boring Hoyo men.

[hakusins]

SHE LITERALLY TOOK ALL OF MY PULLS BUT I DON'T REGRET IT ONE BIT. Anyways chat if you need me I'll be enjoying my newly purchased gf