#(saw con deez nuts)

[cartyrs]

You guys ever hear about saw con?

[ispyspookymansion]

saw con deez nuts

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!!!!

[rodanhoax]

A purple fireball crashes before Ruby and Yang. It explodes in a spectacle of awe and power. From it, reveals a knight clad in black and white armor, gold accents strewn around. A blood red sash flaps in the wind from his waist as he looks up to the sisters, whom immediately put their guard up, unsure what the knight will do or say first.

GrimmKnight!Jaune: *Wheezes in pain, his armor still letting off smoke from the fireball he came out of* My inside's are on fire!

Ruby: Uh... You good?

Yang: If not, I'd say we keep it that way.

Jaune: *Groans as he straightens himself* Yeah. Yeah I'm totally good.

Ruby: 😑 Nice recovery.

Jaune: What was that?

Ruby: Nothing!

Jaune: Well, in that case, hello children! Queen Salem said that I can't get back on my PS5 until I capture the silver-eyed girl, so lets get this over with quickly, eh?

Ruby: There's a PS5?!

Jaune: Yeah! How did you not-wait...

Jaune: (Thoughts) This means the girl's uncultured. Oh, we're gonna have some fun here. 

Jaune: Y'know, I bet beating you chumps isn't even gonna be a big challenge!

Ruby: Why's that?

Jaune: Because I was the only one in the queen's crew who was able to take on Lord Bofa.

Ruby: Bofa?

Yang: *Groans* Oh no.

Jaune: *Sinister laugh* Bofa Deez Nuts! 

With a wave of his now glowing sword, the knight unleashes a wave that knocks our heroines off their feet. His laughter rings across the battlefield, much to the annoyance of the sisters.

Jaune: Oh man. I haven't faced huntsmen this weak since Saw Con!

Yang: Ruby wai-!

Ruby: What is Saw Con!?

Jaune:

[head---ache]

okay better and nicer thought! emmie and shadow go to saw con!

…

saw con deez nuts

the fact that i truly wondered what saw con was for a second before i read the rest.....................................

[danganronpa-ship-tourney]

Lemme guess: Saw-Con?

*deep heavy sigh*

Saw-Con Deez Nuts

[joker-of-gotham-2]

Batman: Joker! What are you doing killing people with saws all over Gotham? Electric saws, bone saws, jigsaws, rotary saws! What is this madness?!

Joker: Not much. I'm just trying to raise awareness for a convention.

Batman: What?

Joker: Yes. How about it, Batsy. Are you going to Saw Con?

Batman: "Saw Con?"

Joker: Saw Con deez NUTS!

Batman: ...

Joker: :D

Batman: ...

Joker: :D

Batman: Thirty-seven people are dead.

Joker: And it was worth it!

[journey-to-the-attic]

WAIT- I just thought of something, after hearing from mammon that lucifer fell for a deez-nut joke twice (because I still remember and think about that ask)

Who from the cast do you think would also make those style of jokes. Like-

"Hey Levi, when are you going to Saw-Con?"

"Saw-Con?"

"Saw-Con this dick!!"

most definitely mammon, but i think belphie would also enjoy springing one on his brothers out of nowhere (it's also always extra effective because they never see it coming)

after hearing about lucifer falling for one, diavolo would want to get in on it, but he always makes it abundantly clear that his question is meant to be a set-up for a silly joke

[shxxtteredfantasy]

Saw con deez nuts...

"I don't get the joke. Please explain?"

[1mpulsee]

❝ of COURSE I’m going to saw con ! ❞

❝ unless you’re gonna tell me to saw con deez nuts, to which I say, I charge hourly for that . cash only . ❞

[neonfretra]

call us deez nuts the way its coming up saw(con) trap

[svtskneecaps]

now feels like a good time to mention my aunt (who we haven't seen since before covid) is in town, so we did a family dinner at my grandparents' house. naturally weird shit happens at dinner--this is my fuckin family we're talking about--and i was screwing around and decided, hey

i'm gonna get my sibling with a deez nuts joke

i tried to convince my little sister to get them with a "saw con" bc they share an interest so if she mentioned a convention for the interest it would sound true. she wouldn't, so it was up to me

for the next five minutes i almost successfully had my sibling convinced there was an event happening on the college campus called "saw con", to the point where they downloaded an app for it

in the end, though, i was running low on ammunition and on time (no doubt they would soon see there was no listing for a "saw con" on the event app), and switched tactics

"i think they're doing a screening of that new pixar movie," i said, screwing my face into a look of concentration, "that italian one, with the gay guys and the sea monsters"

and the stars aligned so beautifully as my sibling looked up at me and said, "luca?"

and i fucking POUNDED the table grinning like some hell creature that's got its claws in your soul

"luca deez NUTS"

[moemoemammon]

Lucifer getting the end of his long ass coat stuck in a door handle and literally everyone saw, but they know better than to say anything.

Mammon trying desperately to make his brothers fall for 'deez nuts' jokes but they know what he's doing. Transitioning to 'saw con' jokes isn't working either.

Levi accidentally saying 'poggers' in an important student council meeting and evaporating instantly. Satan has it on video.

Satan not realizing his pants are absolutely COVERED in cat fur and wondering why the other students are staring at him, and lowkey thinking they wanna fight.

Asmo crying because he can't get the other wing of his eyeliner to match and he's on a time crunch so he has to hurry up and now he looks like a sad raccoon or a KISS reject.

Beel sleep-eating and raiding the fridge, and the brothers find him on the floor in the morning because he got into Solomon's leftovers without realizing and now they're pretty sure he's dead. Dorime. 🙏

Belphie's hair being flicked up in a HORRIBLE cowlick in the back but he never notices and no one tells him until the day is almost over and he's seen at least 40+ people and why did no one tell him.

[ihatebnha]

I feel like bakugo would fall for deez nuts jokes like every time tho lmfaoo

LMAOOOO he would if you managed to sneak it in without “bofa…”

You pull it on him more than three times and he becomes hypersensitive to the word. But get creative and tell him about saw con or Wendy’s? 😏😏😏

(Deku is probably the real victim. He’ll fall for anything at ANYTIME. I would never stop laughing.)

[ppnuggie]

Hcs with Cyberverse thundercracker with a gn human s/o who's vocabulary is just FULL of memes

CYBER! THUNDEECRACKER — fluff

　『　thundercracker ,, gender neutral human reader 』

-> tc w/ gn human s/o w/ meme vocab

— fluff ,, crack ,, sorta sfw sorta nsfw ??

— deadass was thinking abt making those chat things w/ tfp cons before i saw this ,, ily anon /platonic ,, among us tho ,, makes me question my sanity

— i love tc ,, esp his g1 version ,, hes so <3

• at first ,, he had no clue what you were saying. what do you mean shockwave is “ sus , ” ?

• once explained ,, hes all for it. slipstream is so done with you two. every time you two are together ,, its pure chaos.

• she has had it with your ‘ligma’ and ‘deez’ ,, she fell for candice and has never recovered from it

• starscream just glares when you two talk to him ,, knowing something is up. whats up? updog. he hates updog so much. every day you get him with it.

• shadowstriker grumbles a bit whenever you get her with a deez nuts ,, but laughs when you get someone else with it ,, like shockwave

• megatron is a no go for thundercracker ,, but you did get megatron confused about ligma. he believed it was a virus that was going around before you went on about balls.

• shockwave glares every time you two say anything around him. he has no business with your ‘ among us ’. he doesnt care that he looks sus or that hes imposter. he has no time to dilly dally with your and tc’s shenanigans.

• soundwave doesnt really care ,, loves your insults though. even though he doesnt really get what looking like a ‘ crusty musty flusty dusty dinosaur ’ is supposed to mean ,, all he knows is he’s living for it.

• sometimes he’ll approach you on those sort of topics when he comes across a human website ,, and something about something pops up that he has no idea of.

• like that time when he was confused about a horse picture with juan on it. what is that supposed to do for the decepticon cause??

• the autobots hate when you insult them. they dont even know what you say means and they hate it.

• you called one of them a old republican man and they still have yet to figure out what republican meant

• thunder loves you to bits though ,, sometimes you have little deez nuts wars ,, tryna make the other fall for the jone as many times as possible

• loves to look at vines with you ,, maybe look at daily memes or scroll around media for anything new

• he’s very interested about memes ,, especially since you like them a lot.

• in the end ,, the two of you end up sharing the same vocab ,, sometimes making vines of the cons together and laughing at anything new you two find.

[snowbearyy]

The brothers falling for a DN joke

This was in my drafts and I figured I could just post it since i can't write anything this week. this is just crack idk 😂

Lucifer

While you're helping him sort out student papers, you get a mischievous idea

"Lucifer, do you have Candice's paper?"

"Candice who?"

"Can dis dick fit in your mouth?!"

You see your life flash before your eyes

Run

Immediately

You're never going to be fast enough and when he catches you, you get a long lecture

But it was worth it

Mammon

You're hanging out with Mammon as he's counting his money from his latest winnings at the casino

"You know, they've got a lot of good casinos in Sugon."

He perks up, "Sugon?! Where's that?"

"Sugon deez nuts!"

Confusion flashes over his face for a brief moment before he bursts into laughter

Now, he is going to look up every DN joke he can find

You two will be trying to get each other all week

Levi

You and Levi are hanging out in his room. Just a typical day. He begins talking about all the cosplay conventions he wants to attend and you get an idea

"Are you planning on going to Saw Con?"

"Saw Con? What's that?"

"Saw Con deez nuts!"

He immediately turns bright red

He's so mad at himself for falling for it

"MC.... why....."

Satan

You and Satan are in the library. You notice he's reading a book about diseases, so you can't pass up this opportunity

"Did you hear about the Ligma outbreak last year?"

"Ligma?"

"Ligma balls!"

He doesn't laugh for a good 10 seconds

It's kinda awkward

But then he chuckles

"You're so immature."

He plans on trying to trick Lucifer with this later, though

Asmodeus

You're in his room. He's painting your nails, talking about this new polish he loves so much.

"Do you have the new Dragon brand, though?"

"Dragon? I've never heard-"

"Dragon deez nuts across your face!"

He looks stunned

He stops painting

"MC!" he yells

You can tell he's trying to be mad but his smile says otherwise

He playfully slaps your arm

"That's not funny!"

Beelzebub

Beelzebub was complaining to you that he was hungry and

"Do you like Wendy's?"

"Yes!"

"When deez nuts are in your mouth!"

He's confused

"You're... getting me nuts instead?"

"No- it was a joke"

"Oh... are you getting me Wendy's then?"

"... sure"

Belphegor

You didn't think he'd fall for it unless he was half-asleep, so that's when you decided to strike. You shake him awake

"Belphie? Did you hear about Bofa?"

"Huh? Bofa? What are you talking about?"

"Bofa deez nuts!"

He doesn't respond for a second

But then he sits up and glares at you

He tries to grab you but you run away

Revenge is coming