#(on the other hand cartman is absolutely in love with kyle’s hair like he can play with it and look at it for HOURS)

[hatsunevitu]

for some reason i enjoy so much the idea of kyle actually genuinely liking cartman’s appearance. like, he would never admit it – especially to cartman – but somehow eric really is a perfect match for kyle’s preferences.

therefore he can’t possibly stand the idea of cartman changing his appearance to become more “beautiful” in other people’s opinions, because kyle likes him the way he already is — and kyle already is sure cartman is beautiful.

so eeeevery time cartman has even a tiniest thought of losing weight, kyle makes sure he will change his mind.

cartman: I don’t know, man, maybe I really should lose weight… I mean, I’m hot as hell right now, but imagine all those girls who will go completely insane when they see me all skinny and sexy?

kyle: Gross. I don’t want to even think about it.

cartman: Are you jealous, Kyle? Or are you just envious ‘cuz I get more females’ attention being big-boned than you do with your thin ass?

kyle: Don’t you flatter yourself, Fatass. When was the last time a girl looked at you without a terror on her face?

cartman: Oh, shut up, Jew! You’re just afraid you’ll look even uglier next to me.

kyle: So you’re going on a diet, right?

cartman: Right!

kyle: Okay, good luck with this. …Oh, wait, isn’t this a KFC restaurant right there? And, wow, look: I have fifteen bucks right here! Damn, that’s just perfect for a double portion of chicken...

cartman: No… you sneaky little…

kyle: Huh? What’re you saying? I didn’t quite catch it. Do you wanna join me, Cartman?

cartman: …I hate you so much, Kyle. You’re going to burn in hell for forever. More than that: I will turn your life to hell myself–

kyle: So you’re going or not?

cartman: …Yes.

ALSO yes he’d support cartman’s decision to lose weight for himself but he just hates the idea of cartman changing his body just for social standards. and i just want at least one person to completely adore cartman’s looks and compliment him and i think kyle’d be the one to do so. once he get over his embarrassment, he’ll start telling nice things to cartman once in a while and cartman who is absolutely not used to genuine praise will be so. fucking. happy. every time.

[that-damn-fouth-chaosemerald]

can you do south park sleepy hcs ? like how they sleep at night or if they take naps lol (core four and maybe craig's gang as well?)

thank you : )

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Omg I absolutely love this idea!! 💕

And I had a great with writing this as well-

-w-

So thanks Anon! ✨💕

×❢ About my work ❢×

basically just cuddles, sleeps and naps with them :3, awful joke, fluff fluff FLUFF, they all aged up, the reader is in a relationship with them, some Creek, they are adorable, kisses, cuddles, short, cute petnames, probably some spelling mistakes as well •v•", any gender can read this i think, oh wait- Tolkien calls the reader princess once- but that's all I promise

Fandom: South Park

Character(s): Eric Cartman, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Clyde Donovan, Craig Tucker, Tweek Tweak, Tolkien Black, Jimmy Valmer and Sparky :3

Ship(s): some Creek + the characters/reader

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𝐒𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬 :𝟑

𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈: Coffee Breath by Sofia Mills

“You've got those big blue eyes

Drive me crazy

Make me fantasize 'bout you baby

And you smell so sweet

Like fresh-picked daisies

Call me Dahmer 'cuz your hearts so tasty”

★ Eric Cartman ★

• first you would think that he is lazy again

• but no

• he is now really sleepy

• he is a jerk with everyone as always

• but sometimes he simply doesn't respond back to guilty comments

• he is quiet for the whole day

• and he likes to be left alone

• "Eric?" you spoke softly. "Are you okay?"

"Leave me alone, Y/N."

• he isn't that active

• you thougt he was sick

• but there was nothing what could tell he would be sick• so you calmed down a little bit

• "Y/N..." he lies down next to you. "I'm so tired..."You smile at him softly as you start to cuddle with him.

• when you guys nappin

• he likes to watch the TV while he rest his head in your laps and you playing with his hair

★ Stan Marsh ★

• when you two are nappig

• you usally resting on his chest

• you hear every beat of his heart

• it's so relaxing

• he moves closer to you

• and gives little kiss on your hair

• the whole room is quiet

• you can just hear the music from his phone, his heartbeat and Sparky's snuffle

• sometimes you reach down to pat Sparky

• Stan usally locks his door• first, because of his sister

• second, because of his parents

• yes, Mrs. Marsh is very sweet with you

• but no one will disturb yours and Stan's nap! >:3

★ Kenny McCormick ★

• you guys usally napping outside

• because he says the grass is cozier than his bed •—•

• and anyway

• you guys do a bit different things in his bed ;)

• the position:

• he rests on your chest, the legs spread while he is between them (don't worry, there will just fluffy things- :3)

• or when it's hot outside (but definitely not hotter than him!)

• he takes down his jacket (what is rare)

• and you guys rest on it, next to each other while you holding hands

• sometimes he leans closer and gives kisses on your neck while you are giggling

• what he loves, because your voice is like music to him

• "Babe?" you ask while you are giggling. "What are you doing?" "Me? Oh, nothing." he asnwers with a sly smile on his face as he gives more kisses.

• you two just simply resting a bit

• or quietly talking about some random things

★ Kyle Broflovski ★

• he will be definetly awake

• while you are resting next to him

• like he would protecting you from something

• he is just like Stan

• locks his door

• nobody will disturb you two while UnU

• he is the most emotional of his friends

• he gently holds your hips with his hands

• while he listens your heartbeat

• and sees how beautiful you are while your eyes are closed

• you look like an angel to him

• he gets sleepy as well

• he snuggles closer to you

• closes his eyes

• and slowly falls asleep with you

★ Craig Tucker ★

[Creek version]

• Tweek has ADHD

• so he falls asleep more difficultly

• as napping or just taking a little break• they're cuddling

• Craig's head resting in Tweek's laps or on his shoulder

• while Tweek gets more flustrated everytime

• when Tweek gets a little bit sleepy

• Craig makes for him coffee

• CUDDLES CUDDLES CUDDLES!

• they are really close to each other

• sharing one warm blanket

• while Craig's sometimes gives some kisses on Tweek's cheek or forehead

• Tweek can't sleep that easily, so everytime when he wokes up

• Craig looks at him

• and the first question is:

• "Dear? Are you okay?" he asks softly. Tweek nods as he lies down again while he snuggles closer to Craig.

• he is so attentive about his boyfriend 💕💕

[Non Creek version]

• as napping

• while you sitting on the couch

• he just lies down and rests his head on your laps while he is surfing the net on his phone

• you smile, knowing what you should do

• you gently start to play with his hair

• but when YOU get sleepy

• I can imagine that he carries you to the bedroom

• he makes your bed for you

• he covers you with the blanket

• and before he leaves he gives you a kiss on your forehead

★ Clyde Donovan ★

• he will definitely ask

• "Y/N?" he looks at you with a confused look. "Are you tired?"

• you look like you are almost dead

• and he is asking that are you tired-

• btw he is so sweet with you tho

• he will make you some coffee, chocolate, tea or anything you want

• grab a warm blanket

• sits down next to you and covers you and himself with it

• you snuggles closer to him

• and you guys watching some netflix until you fall asleep

★ Jimmy Valmer ★

• he knows that you are already tired

• but he will definitely mess with you with his jokes

• especially the awful ones

• "What do you call a fish with no eyes?" he asks as he smiles at you evily. Your suffering definitely makes him feel better.

"I don't know." you said these 3 words again for about the fifth time.

"A fsh."

You slams your head into the table.

• you sigh tiredly as you puts your head down on the table

• he finally leaves you alone with his jokes• he can't carry you

• but he will definitely helps you with that he makes your bed

• after you lied down

• he will give you a kiss on your nose

• or on your forehead

★ Tolkien Black ★

• he is the most gentliest

• "Aww, baby... You did a lot of work today, and I'm proud of you, but try to rest now, alright, princess?"

• he will care you into the bedroom

• before you asleep

• you two will definitely cuddle

• he will give you kisses while you are resting next to him

• he won't leave you while you fell asleep

• he will be there with you all the time

[ruby-winchester24]

Kyle Broflovski headcanons!

[sfw+nsfw] (fem reader)

loves cuddling and i mean he LOVES it

will not let you go unless you ask to go to the bathroom or to the kitchen for a drink

he taught himself how to braid hair because he knows how you hate it in your face when you’re working

band nerds together 💋

he plays Trumpet or Tuba whichever he wants to play

extremely talented in school, he is the top in his class

he thinks it’s cute when you ask for help on your homework

is taking 3 college classes just this year, will graduate college when he graduates from high school

your his #1 fan at his basketball and baseball games

his heart melts when you wear his jersey

he loves taking photos of you out of nowhere. it doesn’t matter what is happening if he thinks you look good in that lighting he is taking out his phone

he always facetimes you before bed, and sometimes ask to sleep on call

he snores but not too loud you can definitely hear it when your next to him

hates when Cartman talks too you or any guy in fact

he hates Clyde because he knows you guys were taking before you and him got together

only except is Stan

you, Kyle, Stan and Wendy go in double dates sometimes, only if they are together in the moment

doesn’t hate pda but won’t make out with you in public

he will hold your hand, kiss your four head and whisper reassuring words to you if your feeling stressed

he will walk you to your classes then sprint to his class

loves when you wear his hoodies or shirts

his shirts are like dresses on you

he is 6’4

finds it so cute when you get on your top toes too grab something or look over someone

always puts his hands on your shoulders or waist when standing behind you

is extremely protective of you

he will fight anyone that shits on your name

if a guy makes a move on you then it’s over

he will verbally abuse that guy or if he really feels bitchy he will swing

loves too show you off to everyone

“who is that girl? she is really pretty”

“excuse me that’s my girlfriend please don’t look at her”

his dad automatically loved you when he first met you

his mom took a little bit to really except you but when he did she would do anything for you

you guys celebrate Hanukkah together

Ike teaches you the Dreidel song

Shelia loves too show you the photo albums

Kyle doesn’t mind the baby photos but he will go crazy if she shows off the pictures of him in middle school

Gerald always asks if Kyle is being nice to you just in case 

Ike loves you also, he also has a crush on you but don’t tell Kyle!

Kyle has kinda picked up that Ike likes you

they will stare each other down

“dude you need to leave she doesn’t want to hang out with you!”

“shut up Kyle we all know i’m the better looking brother!”

“oh really?, hey Ike KICK THE BABY!”

he loves when you play with him or just hang out watching Terrence and Phillip

Kyle sees you as his future wife

he wants too give you the world

he calls you Mrs. Broflovski

he is your personal uber driver

absolutely LOVES taking you out on fancy dates because he loves to see you all dressed up

“aww baby you look so good!”

he finds your perfume heavenly

will always find a reason too be next too you

he was so scared when you told him you had your period for the first time

went on a google deep dive on how to take care of periods and how they really happen

was a little grossed out at first but realized you were in pain

always has a heating pack around for you

will give you all the snuggles and kisses in the world

will do anything for you if you needed it

“are you feeling any better baby?”

“not really can you rub my back?”

“of course, i love you”

“i love you too”

NSFW!!

loves the feeling of your skin on his, will ask to cuddle naked all the time

low key asked Kenny for advice

love’s praising you

“god baby your so beautiful”

“you’re such a good girl”

“you’re all mine”

was horrified of hurting you when you first had s*x

took a lot of convincing for him too smack your ass or go harder

loves the noises you make, goes crazy for you’re whimpers

will look into your eyes

he loves bondage not crazy but he likes your hands bonded

orgasm control!!!

he loves when you beg

loves when you melt into his touch

he loves to pleasure you, he finds pleasure in it for himself

love love LOVES your boobs

he will always make you cûm before he does he wants you to be satisfied

he loves to overstimulate you, he finds it so attractive when your a mumbling mess

7 1/2 inches

his body is slim but has definition, he has great biceps and quads

his ass is great also

his hands are HUGE

he surprisingly lasts a long time, 16 minutes on average

always a second round or if not then he will go down on you after

has crazy stamina

you were his first time

loves to kiss your face in missionary and pinch your nipples

AFTERCARE GOD!

will cuddle you for hours to make sure you are ok

will clean up later, only you matter in the moment

will get you water and tell you how amazing you were

will rub your back and kiss you so so much

he likes to say making love instead of s*x because he sees it as more then that. it’s so important too him

[c0unt-fagu1a]

Kyman Headcanons

Kyle monitors Eric's Twitter/X so he doesn't get banned

They probably watch a shit ton of movies, but Kyle heavily dislikes horror movies, and his least favorite is Human Centipede. They've watched it once, and Kyle hates it. He'd leave the room if Cartman ever tried to get him to watch it again

Kyle sends Eric an alarming amount of Instagram reels/TikToks/dumb shit when he's severely bored

Not entirely Kyman, but Eric is genderfluid (Kyle doesn't care as long as they're both comfortable)

After a while, Eric begins to read the Torah (I think that's the name of the Jewish scripture. Please correct me if I'm wrong) (and when I say after a while, I mean six months to a year)

Eric also thinks about openly converting to Judaism (he does!!)

Shockingly, Eric can cook and bake (he's a housewife fr /j)

They have like 5 million cats (2. It's 2 cats.)

Kyle always steals Eric's clothes because they're "dirty" (he wears them)

Eric wears glasses, and though he hates them, Kyle loves them

It's the same with Kyle's hair– Kyle hates his hair, but Eric is actually obsessed over it.

Kyle calls Eric "Eric" when they're alone but "Cartman" in public. He doesn't use many other pet names

Cartman uses a ton of pet names, and they're mostly obnoxious (Kyle love them)

Eric also loves PDA, whereas Kyle pretty much only likes hand holding and a kiss on the cheek in public

Kyle calling Eric "Cartman" is like your parent saying your full name for them

Cartman overexaggerating absolutely everything in their relationship

Eric is a Zodiac Girl

I suggest (later down the line):

Eric is learning how to make traditional Jewish meals, especially for holidays (like Hanukkah). He comes over one winter to celebrate with the Broflovskis. Makes a perfect Latke or whatever it's called.

Sheila isn't pleased to have him over. Kyle thinks it'll be a disaster.

Sheila is very hesitant to try the latkes. She is pleasantly shocked when it's wonderful

Also, Eric gets along with everyone in the Broflovskis family eventually.

He's a sweet and pleasant boy in front of Sheila. An absolute terror with Ike (they probably bond by gaming together), and he's worse when he and Gerald are trolling people online.

Kyle has no idea what or how Eric is getting along, but he's slightly suspicious of it, nonetheless

Eric and Sheila talk about Kyle's hair all the time.

"He's so handsome. I don't know why my little boy hides his curls."

"I know, Mrs. Broflovski. I keep telling him, but he's just so stubborn."

Everyone thinks that Eric's love language is physical touch (because of how he acts in public) it's actually acts of service

[screwyouhippie]

Main 4 with a tall fem reader?

I've actually been thinking a lot about something similar to this, but haven't gotten the chance to write anything. Though I can't really tell if you wanted this to be platonic, or as a s/o. So I'll write it as a s/o first, but I can also do a platonic version as well!

Main Four South Park Boys with a Tall Female Reader

Kyle

Kyle has a history of not doing well in relationships. And all the girls he's ever liked or gotten close to were definitely shorter than him. That all changed when he met you.

Kyle was taken aback when you first introduced yourself to him. He stared for a bit which made you slightly uneasy, but he didn't mean it in a bad way!

When people found out about you and Kyle being together, they thought it was weird since you were a little taller than him and Kyle's a pretty big guy. But Kyle didn't care, he was just happy he finally got a chance to be with someone, and that someone being, well you.

Kyle actually found it easier to be a 'same height couple'. It made it so much easier for him to talk to you and able to kiss you directly whenever he wanted.

Kyle absolutely loves resting his head on your shoulder whenever the two of you are sitting down. Poor guy always has something on his mind and can never catch a break. Especially with Cartman's schemes and ripping on Kyle. So having you there for him to lay on and talk to is a big stress reliever. (Bonus points if you start playing with his hair)

If you ever offer yourself to play basketball with him, he'd be absolutely thrilled! Even if you're not good at it, Kyle would just be happy to have someone who could actually have potential of reaching the hoop. The two of you would probably have a competition on who can dunk the highest.

Whenever you and Kyle hug face to face, he likes doing that thing where he kisses your forehead and then rests his head on yours. It's so cringy, but he's really trying!

Sometimes, when your back is facing Kyle, he likes to blow on your neck when your hair is put up. You get annoyed every time and he just loves your reaction whenever he does it. Sometimes he'll even touch your neck with his cold hands whenever he's feeling daring.

Sheila was definitely a bit on edge when Kyle first introduced you to her. It's not that she didn't like you, she was just a bit concerned about her son dating someone taller than him. Gerald didn't mind. He thought it was kinda hot actually and even gave Kyle a high-five when you and Sheila weren't looking.

When it comes to cuddling in bed, the two of you mostly go for using each other as a pillow. It's usually Kyle laying on top of you, but he doesn't mind switching spots whenever he feels like he's missing you too much.

Overall, Kyle is a hopeless romantic and doesn't really care how tall you are, as long as you're loyal and truly love him for who he is, then he's happy.

Stan

Stan has always had a wonky view when it came to dating women. Especially Wendy. But not once in his life did he think that he'd end up with a woman almost twice his size.

Stan isn't so tall, especially with his stubby legs, and while being with you, things are bound to look a little funny.

Stan definitely felt a little emasculated when the two of you first got together. But once he realized the actual benefits he got from being the 'short one' he loved having you as his partner.

You could definitely be able to pick Stan up and just give him a piggy back ride, and you totally do! Stan loves being picked up by you because he feels like he's above everyone else, literally. Especially if you pick him up as a surprise. He could be talking to his friends and out of nowhere you'd run in and just swipe him up without a word leaving the others to do nothing other than just continue what they were doing.

You both have a hard time having a one-on-one conversation. The two of you are breaking your necks just so you can look at the other while talking..

Even if you're a lot taller than Stan, he still tries his best to 'be cute'. By that I mean he tries to pull shit like resting his head on top of yours, leaning on your shoulder, or even just giving you an unexpected kiss. They never work out and they just look awkward in the end. At least he gave it his best effort?

No matter how many times he fails, he never stops trying which is actually really sweet of him. In the end, you always give in and bend down a bit so Stan can give you a kiss or whatever he wanted to do.

There was actually one time where Stan was able to successfully kiss you without much of a struggle. Though he did kind of cheat by standing on a stepping stool..

Stan is actually really proud that you're taller than him and brags to everyone about it when the topic comes up.

When he first introduced you to his parents, Sharon was thrilled to have someone like you in Stan's life. Randy on the other hand, he definitely hit you on the back and laughed.

He thought that you'd have the same sense of humor he does because you're tall and apparently manly because of it. Stan definitely scolded him after that.

People actually think you two look cute together. Especially the girls. In their words, you hugs are The Opposite Couple. Where everything about the two of you is just the opposite of one another.

Stan is definitely head over heels in love with you no matter what your height is. And even if you're taller than most others, that just gives you so much more personality in his eyes. Just be sure to show him lots of love.

Cartman

Eric has the reputation of 'The Bully' in your school. And when he first saw you, you immediately became his main target after Kyle. Though he never expected to get along with you, let alone be in an actual relationship with you which shocked everyone in school.

The first time Eric spoke to you was to make fun of your height. And to him, he felt high and mighty making fun of the tall kid. But you took him by surprise when you laughed at him. You couldn't help it! He just looked so funny from where you were looking down at.

Eric would absolutely hate that you're taller than him, especially with his weight. But he finds humor in it.

Eric would be the type of person to ask you to pick him up and if you don't he'll throw a tantrum until you do.

Whenever you see Eric ripping on someone, (mostly Kyle) you got the habit of just walking up to Eric and scooping him up while you apologize to the other person and walk away while Eric squirms in your arms.

Whenever Cartman feels affectionate, he likes to receive nose kisses from you. Just you bending down or picking him up and kissing him on the nose really makes him feel good inside.

Sometimes when Cartman can't reach something, you'll offer to help him get it which he'll rudely refuse. So you'll just watch him struggle for a bit until he asks for help. In the end you just get what Eric needed and walk away without giving it to him.

Whenever you do something to make Eric upset, he'll try to kick at your legs until you fall over. Sadly, he doesn't seem to understand how physics really work. Sometimes you'll kneel over and let him hit you just to make him feel better. Only if you annoyed him on purpose since it's only fair.

When he first introduced you to his mom, she immediately offered you something to drink or a snack. She thought you so wonderful just for being able to put up with her son. She's just happy you haven't left or gone insane. Yet.

Eric does have a point where he'd be tired from a long day. And on those days he'd just like to be in your arms and you in his and not have to think about anything else other than himself, and rest. Even Eric needs a break every once in a while.

To sum everything up, Eric is just a baby compared to you and likes to be pampered. He would actually kind of care how tall you are, but as long as you're not 8 inches, or smaller, then you're alright in his books. Just try to put up with him the best you can...

Kenny

Kenny was the one to confront you first. He thought you were cool and didn't mind that you were taller than him. It was only a couple inches anyway, what much of a difference could that make? When friends, not much, when a couple, that's something else.

Let's be honest here. Kenny would definitely have something for taller women. This is Kenny we're talking about! Besides, there wasn't really much of a surprise when people found out he was dating a taller woman. Kenny is a really touchy person, and you found that out quickly.

Kenny is obsessed with holding your waist close to him while you walk or even just stand there talking to friends or something.

On days where he's overly clingy, he'd just wrap his arms around your neck and let you drag him with you where ever you go without exchanging words. And you'd go along with it.

At one point he grabbed on to your leg and tried to climb you. Just how tall does he think you are? You tried shaking him off, but he ended up clinging onto your side for a while.

There are times when Kenny needs help reaching for high things on counters or high shelf's. That's where you come in and he practically begs you to pick him up so he can get what he needs.

If you're feeling mischievous that day, you'd pick him up, but you'd leave him on top of that high area and walk away. He got what he wanted, didn't he? So what more did you need to do? One time Kenny actually tried jumping down so you had to rush back and catch him before he got hurt(or died).

You and Kenny tend to get into a lot of trouble together and there'd be times where he asks you to boost him over a wall so that he could get something from the other side. Other times, if the wall is too high, he'd ask you to throw him over, and you did!

When Kenny introduced you to his parents, they both didn't care that you were taller than their son. They honestly wouldn't even care if you were an alcoholic. Which is pretty much a win for both you and Kenny.

Whenever you and Kenny aren't causing any type of havoc, you're relaxing in each other's arms just enjoying the others company. You're main cuddling position is face to face where you both can simply lay in one another, hair tangled with the others, the feeling of the others security in your arms, it's just great.

Kenny overall finds you being tall pretty hot. But other than that, doesn't really mind having you around and really enjoys spending time with you. He's glad to have someone like you in his life, even if that life is multiple lives.

[bloogers-boogers]

what are ur thoughts on cartmark :D? (sincerely, rarepair girlie who fell in love with them after reading 2 of the 9 fics about them)

I had wrote the whole thing and it fucking erased I never felt this upset 😭😭😭

Okay im gonna try writing the whole thing again my god ! 💔 I was already in my feels with what I had written and poof gone to the gutter 💀

Cartmark is great! They we’re a rare pair of mine too alongside gary x cartman (i’m still trying to figure out why I shipped those two)

*I can’t believe it I’m literally crying rn wtf pls feel my pain rn fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck😭*

I can see the ship with the mixture of Kyman in it (just cause im a hoe for the ship and somehow have to get those two involved in some way jsjsjs).

I see those two pairing up against/ destroying a relationship; that relationship being Kyle’s and Rebecca.

Cartman wanted to get Kyle to break up with Rebecca while Mark joined in cause he didn’t see Kyle as the man he wanted his sister to be with.

So they plotted together, and as such they got closer. Cartman was feeling all these new things about Mark as time went on; he began wondering why his heart pounded rapidly when they began to share things unrelated to whatever they we’re plotting, every time he leaned next to him Cartman could smell the laundry detergent he’d use for his clothes.

And with Mark, I always seen him as the type of guy who’d think he’s straight as a ruler and before he knows it he’s there noticing the most smallest changes Cartman did to his appearance.

“… You cut your hair slightly from the side huh?”

And Cartman yelps in surprise, “Huh?” Cause he would never imagine someone could be capable of noticing something so small.

After more time they’ve realized they haven’t done much when if came to breaking up the pair, just having gotten to know each other better joking around, sharing certain hobbies, qualities and stuff like that. So they laugh it off awkwardly once they pointed it out.

Now actually making a plan and having it done, following it was the next step. However Rebecca barged in Mark’s room crying madly saying how Kyle had broken up with her and began cursing him out like a bitter ex already while Cartman was still in the room listening.

You’d think he’d be happy as he had got what he wanted without doing absolutely anything. However, he felt the opposite; upset cause that meant there was no reason to hang out with Mark anymore.

They both went silent, knowing this was finally the “end” as they walked outside because it was getting late and Cartman needed to get back home.

Mark stopped him grabbing his hand gently, Cartman flinched in surprised by the gesture, stunned by Mark’s brown big beautiful eyes aswell. His cheeks bloom a tint of red and that’s where Mark realized how stunning Eric looked under the dark starry sky. He was left in almost in awe before snapping back to reality.

He straightened his posture and cleared his throat, “this was quite a splendid machination we got done.”

Eric smiled somewhat relieved and cocky, shaking his head in disbelief, “stop your blabbing smart guy.” He let go, and Mark was already missing the warmth of Eric’s hand.

This is were things began turning interesting!

After a long night, Cartman did his usual and went to the bus stop the next morning and waited for the rest of his friends to arrive.

Surprisingly he had got there first, and 35 minutes in he was starting to wonder why any of his friends hadn’t arrived yet that’s when he heard a familiar voice behind him.

“There’s no school today, fatass, I’m surprised to see you here.”

Cartman turned around and looked at Kyle, breathing heavily as he was taken by surprise, not that he was scared of course!

“Though I’m not surprised either,” Kyle crossed his arms looking at him with boredom.

Cartman arched a brow confused, gripping on to his backpack, “what’s that supposed to mean?”

Kyle shrugged before letting his shoulders loose, and his arms to the side, “I don’t know, you been spending a lot of time with Cotswolds lately you probably missed our message saying there was no school today.”

Cartman stared at Kyle silently, “is that’s why you’re here..?”

Kyle frowned before kicking some snow, “no, I’m just here cause I was passing by, im gonna go see Ike in like two hours he has a baseball game today so- I figured I’ll just get something from the store and… shit-” he grunted by the nonsense he was spitting, rubbing his face with frustration, “that’s none of your business fatass!”

Cartman frowned, “I didn’t tell you to blabber all your life to me, jew!” Then his eyes widen when he realized what Kyle said, “wait… how did you know I was hanging out with Mark?”

Kyle cheeks reddened, he scoffed, “it’s not like you we’re being secretive about it.”

Cartman’s cheeks redden with embarrassment as if was exposed and caught in some naughty act. Cartman immediately changed the subject and pinned the attention on Kyle, “heard you broke up with Rebecca.”

Kyle was about to speak, Cartman notice he was, but Kyle close his mouth tightly shut before storming off.

Cartman was left a little confused but headed home.

Mark on the other sides was gutted, he laid in his room floor thinking endlessly of Eric and the new found feelings he was experiencing. And somehow grief knowing it was all onesided as he knew Eric was in love with the ginger boy across his street.

He cursed internally cause he now found another reason to dislike that boy, but couldn’t even pin entirely the blame either.

He sighed wanting desperately to be open about his feelings but he couldn’t even do that cause his father would never approve of it.

So in school he conformed himself with watching Eric from the sidelines oblivious to Cartman’s side glances.

Cartman was feeling sick to his stomach every time he felt Mark’s gaze on him, the boy thought he was being slick with it but Eric notice right away when he first started staring at him, and even that was cute and dorky.

And in a blink of an eye he was found kissing Kyle in the janitor’s closet however the burning feelings he had for him weren’t as passionate as they we’re before and he didn’t know why it felt different. It wasn’t as he imagined it being, he thought he’d be the most happiest boy alive having his long time crush making out with, initiating it too! He should be rabid of excitement!

But he’s not… and his mind wondered to Mark, and the time they spent together doing absolutely nothing but fooling around and sharing shit they thought funny.

He sighed pushing Kyle away slightly, the redhead stared at him; his eyes saddened in realization, “you like him don’t you..”

:33333 and that’s all I got for now bby🫵

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hi!! omg i’m absolutely in love with ur south park fics <33 they’re so cute and brought me so much joy 😭 i absolutely love ur one with the 4 boys, i had the biggest smile on my face while reading it 💗 your interactions for them are adorable and completely spot on, it felt like it was a real scene from the show! i love the way you write kenny’s dialogue btw, being muffled but still understandable, it’s perfect <3 and kyle being the most ticklish is so real.

do you have any headcannons for the main kids?? mine are that kyle is afraid to raise his hand all the way in class bc there was a period where everytime he did stan would just wiggle his fingers into kyle’s armpit

and also kenny has to sew patches over any holes he gets in his parka bc the boys would always shove their fingers through the holes and tickle him lol

hope ur having a great day!! sorry if this was too long lol the sp hyperfix is so strong 😭 looking forward to all ur future posts!! 💗💗

Dude that is so me this fixation is HYPER

And your hc's are so cute! I love all the boys I think they're so cute. And thank you for the compliments! I loved writing Kenny's dialogue he's so adorable :(

But yes main four hc's absolutely!

Stan:

-If it isn't obvious by now I hc that Stan snorts after laughing for a bit too long and everyone LOVES it cause it's such a stupid sound

-But he absolutely hates it even though he can't control it

-Stan needs to be tickled in a main tickle spot to unlock the rest of his body's ticklishness, or else it just looks like he isn't ticklish at all

-He's not much of a fighter, even though he wants to be. His body freezes in place like a fight or flight response

-His laughter is high-pitched (of course, he's a kid) but once he hits puberty it's more melodic? Unless you hit a bad spot then it turns to chaos

-Once he grows into his body and he's more confident in himself, he doesn't mind his waist getting tickled, but his biggest tickle spot is from his knees to his top thighs

-As a ler, he's the second biggest ler in the group.

-With Shelley as his sibling he knows his way around a tickle fight and has no problem saying the word

-Usually tickles to get what he wants (as a kid and a teenager)

Kyle:

-Most ticklish one in the group and he HATES it

-Gets abused by Cartman and Stan, occasionally Kenny

-When Cartman found out Kyle was ticklish, Kyle had bruises on his sides by the end of the week

-Doesn't go down without a fight, though

-Very analytical ler, uses different techniques and experiments in different spots and catalogs tickle spots on his friends

-Not an instigator, but if someone tickles him enough he will definitely fight back

-When he grows up his laughter turns musical, which reinforces the fact that he was born to lee lol

-Him and Ike get into tickle fights all the time

-His biggest tickle spot is his ears, which is why he wears the biggest hat out of all of the guys

-His curly hair brushes against his ears all day and it's hard to concentrate

-He has to force himself to say the T word but with enough practice, it looks like he can say it effortlessly

Kenny:

-Kenny gets tickled the least in the group even though he doesn't mind it!

-His big jacket gets in the way, while the other guys have simple hoodies that have easier access

-Gets sad when Stan and Kyle get in a tickle fight and secretly wishes they drag him into it

-He LOVES to fight back though it's exciting

-When he does get attention and he gets tickled, the guys wonder why they don't tickle Kenny more often, his laugh is so cute lol

-He definitely has died laughing while getting tickled too long by his siblings

-He gets into tickle fights with them too often

-When he gets older, his laughter becomes deeper and richer

-He grows out of tickling when he grows up, but he's still plenty sensitive

-He doesn't have one tickle spot that's worse than the other, he's just moderately ticklish everywhere

Cartman:

-Biggest ler in the group by far

-He definitely had a tickling phase after he saw how effective it was against his friends

-Stan and Kyle pretty much had their arms glued to their sides anytime they were around Cartman

-Cartman knew they were scared of him tickling them and he LOVED it

-They thought to tickle him back once, but he didn't give them the reaction they wanted, so he got to torment them all he wanted

-Definitely has tickled everyone in the group to tears at one point, including Kyle

-Has been called a 'tickle-sadist' at school but that only fueled his fire

-Only his mom knows his tickle spots (and his wife when he grows up)

-His ears and his feet, which no one would ever go for since they're not the most accessible spots

-Someone save the boys LMAO

I hope you enjoy these! If it's requested I can include Butters and the Craig gang as well :))

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Baylie x Kyle HC's?

Oh boy you’re in for a treat-

The two never really realized they liked each other, it kinda just started when Kyle started actively seeking her out more

Like he would go to her drama plays and wait for her after school/basketball and they would walk home together

He kinda enjoys her hyperness when it isn’t on full blast-he likes seeing her get excited over the littlest things

Baylie likes to ‘debate’ Kyle (mainly bringing something up that she knows he disagrees with so she can see him get mad/actually into a conversation)

Likewise he’ll bring her cool feathers or rocks or something so he can listen to her rattle off facts about the bird the feather was from or the kind of rock he gave her was

They like to bond over being the only Jewish kids in town as well, and he’ll sometimes ask her about how it feels to be raised in an interfaith b family

I’ve said this before but I feel like Cartman would try to ship them together because of their melanin deficiencies, much like he did with Tolkien and Nicole

And if actually works, surprisingly. Cartman lures Kyle to one of Baylie’s art shows/drama rehearsals or he’ll trap Baylie in the locker room so Kyle has to get her out

After a while the two realize they have feelings for each other

Kyle probably only realized after being called out by Heidi and Nicole (Baylie’s best friends) for being at all her events and such, and after he started defending her much more aggressively than he would before

Baylie kinda realizes on her own and becomes a lot more shy and reserved around him and probably tries to avoid him since she doesn’t really have experience with love and she gets a bit scared that she’s gonna mess up

They probably get into a bit of an argument over it because he thinks she’s mad at him and she doesn’t want to admit she likes him and she ends up blurting it out by accident and it catches him off guard

Hes a bit hesitant because most of his relationships went south but he’s willing to give it a shot

And they’re actually pretty comparable

Baylie’s love language is physical touch so she’s almost always holding his hand or paying with his hair or something while he’s more of a words of affirmation kind of guy

He reads up on her albinism and constantly pesters her about sunscreen and wearing her sunglasses/using her cane a lot

The two never really fight. Baylie doesn’t like fighting and I can’t see Kyle as the kind of partner to really be fighting with his partner a lot of the time so whenever they have a disagreement he tries to work it out logically while she just kinda says whatever comes to mind

They usually work it out in the end tho

She also loves doing acts of service for him, mainly cooking food or something for him

He lets her cuddle her after even if he is a little awkward about it

She loves napping with her head on his chest or stomach-she kinda just enjoys the white noise of what’s going on inside him. It makes her happy and reminds her she’s with someone who’s well and alive and actually loves her

They always go to each others events-Baylie has gotten kicked out of his basketball games for screaming too much and too loudly and cursing the ref out for fouling Kyle

Kyle probably brings his mom to most of her events because Sheila loves her lol

First time he actually heard her sing at a choir concert he absolutely melted

Kyle’s the kind of guy to not really crush on people-he more so falls head over heels in a way that he wants to like-be with then forever: and Baylie is much the same

She likes stealing his hat and clothes a lot since she’s so much shorter and thinner than he is lol

He tries wearing one of her shirts once and it doesn’t end well

He lets her help him with his diabetes, only because she wants to do something in the medical field

Shes a lot gentler with his needles than he is to himself tbh

Kyle listens to her ramble for hours about a comic she’s making, a video game concept she would pitch if she could, her choir concerts, whatever it is. He just likes hearing her get excited because then she starts bouncing around and such

He helps her with English and History and she helps him with math and science since their brains are just wired different lol

In the end, I dunno. They’re kinda opposites in some ways, kinda similar, but I just wanna give Kyle a good relationship y’know? Also I’m sick of the stereotypical girl tropes, so I made her to defy that

Anyway, this was longer than expected-so enjoy?? If you want any more or if you want some specific about her/their relationship lmk, I would LOVE to make headcanons an them for yall if you’re interested

[falloutjay]

Can I please have the boys with a S/O with short hair and wears vintage suits, newsboy hats, vintage casual clothes and sometimes steals the characters clothes?

Happy to be done! I hope it came out to your liking and I tried to stick as close to your requests as I could.

Next up is the Mysterion/Civillian!Reader request, so stay tuned you fabulous beings! 🌸 (っ◔◡◔)っ ❤

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The boys x vintage!Reader

Cartman:

Any stupid comment about your style from anyone and they will have Cartman personally torment them.

The boys would have never guessed that Eric can be so head over heels for someone like you, because they would have guessed he would bully you or make stupid comments.

But no. He is just a fool in love and adores your suits. There are some he doesn’t like as much, but mostly he likes them.

He ain’t a big fan of short hair, but since you rock it so well, he likes it.

When it comes to the roller skates, he rather just watches you. Roller skating isn’t his thing and as most people know, if he doesn’t want to do something, no one can force him.

Eric generously lets you borrow some of his clothes. “I wasn’t gonna wear that anyway.” “Yeah, I guess you can have it.” He won’t admit that he actually loves seeing you in his stuff, so he tries to play it like he doesn’t care. (But you see right through him)

 Stan:

Stan likes how different you are compared to others.

He loves it when people are unique and do their own thing, express themselves.

Big fan of the roller skates.

He’s not good at skating but gets better over time.

He’s not the one to copy anything from your style but loves lending you his clothes.

You’re not allowed to take the horrible Farm-Merch that is buried deep in his closet though.

Otherwise, he doesn’t care what you want to have. Be it his favorte sweater, some sweatpants or his hat. He doesn’t care, he just loves seeing you in his clothes.

He doesn’t have a strong opinion about your hair. Its your thing. Hes just here to support how you express yourself.

 Kyle:

Kyle calls you his little time traveler, since he thinks you look like one.

He will certainly copy some nice shirts with fancy vests from your style, since he loves how stylish you look.

Regarding your hair, he loves it. He likes how fluffy it looks and likes touching it. He will also gladly accompany you to any hairdresser and you even inspire him to also let something be done to his precious hair.

Roller skating is somewhat new to him, he certainly didn’t do it on the regular, but like Stan, he gets better over time and actually enjoys it.

In his closet, there are some things you aren’t allowed to take, like expensive shirts that his mother got for him. But he will make a pile with clothes that are for you, that you can take as you want.

 Kenny:

Kenny can’t help but wonder, how much your style costs. His mainly consists out of the same clothes that can be bought in big packs and that are cheap.

He felt so touched when you asked for one of his simple white shirts. He was about to cry from joy.

Kenny loves messing up your hair and digs your style.

When is comes to the roller skates… He will try a few times and do it for a while when he comes along, but he will rather quickly tell you he’s tired or something and just watch you.

If he can, he will love to match with your look, since he thinks he will look great in your style.

 Butters:

He will ask you to show him where you buy the suits so he can copy your style a little.

He absolutely loves and adores your style and loves to go shopping for new outfits with you.

Loves the short hair. Butters loves the confidence you radiate and how good you look.

Did anybody say roller skates? Because oh boy, he will so be your man. You guys make people jealous with how angelic you look on the rink.

He’s the one you can have actual big performances with and learn cool figures to make everyone gasp.

Happily lends you anything you desire from his closet.

Butters is a big supporter in everything you do and loves copying things you do, since you inspire him so much.

 Clyde:

Clyde is a fan.

He loves how good your style looks and how well thought out all of your outfits seem.

While he’s a big fan of long hair on girls, he has come to accept your short hair and has even grown to like it.

He is a clumsy boy on roller skates, not like you would have expected anything else. You try your best to help him but whenever he screams: “Look Y/N! I can do it!” He will fall over. Its like he is cursing himself.

Clyde has shirts you’re not allowed to take, like his lucky-shirt, but he gladly gives you his football- college-jacket or some sweatpants.

He loves seeing you in his jacket, it makes one proud boyfriend.

 Token:

Token will adapt a little to your style.

Most stylish couple in the whole school? Oh, hell yeah!

You two just rock the vintage look and make everyone turn their head.

Token is happy to lend you anything you desire. Some slick shoes you fit in? Sure, take them. He doesn’t care all that much.

He has no preference when it comes to hair and will only support you in whatever you do.

“You do you Hun!”

He will gladly try roller skating and he’s surprised when he grows to like it. He even pretty decent at it and it becomes a nice mutual hobby for you two.

 Craig:

He is pretty nonchalant about your style. Craig is someone who doesn’t care all that much about how his partner looks or how they dress.

To him personality matters and that you don’t look like a slob.

He likes how you dress and the vibe you give.

Craig doesn’t get the appeal of borrowing clothes but if it makes you happy, he doesn’t mind giving you a shirt he doesn’t care about.

Like Kenny, Craig will give the skating a try, but isn’t a big fan. He will stop after some round and relax, watching you do your thing.

 Tweek:

Like Craig, Tweek cares about personality, not looks.

That doesn’t mean he wont like how you dress.

It has a certain appeal for him, but he won’t copy your style, as its too much for him.

He also doesn’t care about how you do your hair. He will like anything on you.

Roller skating is a scary thing for him at first. He will be nervous about, asking if you are sure, he wont break all of his bones.

Once he gets a hang of it, he will be godlike.

Tweek has no idea why you would want any of his clothes, but he gives them to you. He just asks you to be careful with them.

 Jimmy:

He has a big thing for the newsboy hats, and he will so definitely ask you where to get one and which suits him best.

He loves the suits and the whole aesthetic you represent and his head over heels for it.

As one of his hobbies is writing for newspapers, he loves to partner with you and have you both look like old school newspaper boys when he goes around school handing everyone their news.

Jimmy doesn’t care how your hair looks, he just likes if it fits your vibe, and it sure does.

Roller skating is a no-no with him for obvious reasons. He will happily watch you though and maybe sketch something in his notebook or something alike.

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Well, I’m done rewatching season 2 of south park and I’ve taken plenty of notes and screenshots to document all the facts and tidbits I thought were interesting or just funny. Under the cut is a collection of notes where I progressively start caring more and more about fake children

Kenny’s house is full of empty bottles, his family eats frozen waffles for dinner, and his dad is drinking at the dinner table

Kenny’s and Kyle’s dads have some history. They were best friends as teenagers

Kenny’s dad is kind of anti-Semitic, he says Kyle’s dad was successful because he’s Jewish

Cartman kind of expresses agreement with Stuart’s anti-Semitism, which I think is the first time Cartman’s been clearly anti-Semitic

Kenny’s house has rats, but his room has lights that shut off when you clap twice

WOW KYLE wtf he says “Kenny's not really my friend, Ma. I don't give a rat's ass about him.” FUCKING RUDE

Kyle and Kenny have a fun little sleepover where they play “ookie mouth”, a game where they take turn spitting in each other’s mouths. This episode (S02E10 Chickenpox) is great for fans of K2 despite how absolutely disgusting ookie mouth is

The McCormick house was something Stuart and Gerald built as teenagers. A fort in Stuart’s mom’s backyard

Gerald went to community college

Gerald and Stuart have a fun fist fight by a pond

Kyle makes a haiku: Fatass Cartman was / not on the school bus today. / What a big, fat turd.

Kenny makes a haiku: When you rub your dick, / you might find a discharge that / winds up on the floor.

Kyle makes another: Ass full of pork fat / jiggles like a Jello mold. / Mouth is flapping, too.

And another by Kyle: I bet you don't win. / They don't let big fat asses / perform on TV.

Cartman responds: Shut your God-damned mouth / or else I'm... gonna... kick you / square in the balls... asshole

I spy with my desperate eye the beginnings of Craig’s gang, featuring Kenny with wonky eyes

Bebe thinks Kyle has a hot ass and she’s not shy about saying it

Bebe writes a note to Kyle, and Stan tries to pass it on but Mr. Garrison thinks it’s Stan’s note for Kyle and makes him read it out loud. So he reads: “Dear Kyle. You have got such a great ass. I could sleep for days on those perked cheeks, let me tell you. I'd like to live with you and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity.” (If that happened to me I’d be embarrassed forever)

POV: You’re Stan and you just said you love Kyle’s juicy ass in front of the whole 3rd grade class

The first time Stan’s mom and dad get a divorce is in S02E12, way sooner than I remembered

Bebe kisses Kyle when they’re playing truth or dare in their clubhouse, probably Kyle’s first kiss. Kyle thinks it’s disgusting (despite having played ookie mouth with Kenny which is arguably more disgusting)

Bebe breaks up with Kyle and goes off with Clyde, who says “Bitchin’ 😎”. Later Clyde is with Bebe, Stan, and Wendy at the club house

Cartman and Kyle have a fist fight once again. Kyle hated Cartman way more than Stan did very early on, kind of all along really, they truly were destined to be arch enemies

Kenny has food stamps

Oh, and Cartman’s made poor jokes about Kenny and twice (I think) Kenny has punched him in retaliation in the past 2 seasons. Kenny’s family is probably a bad and violent example for him

By the way, if you’ve ever wondered what Kenny says in the theme song but never looked it up, in seasons 1-2 he sings “I like girls with big fat titties, I like girls with deep vaginas” but in the remastered versions of seasons 1-2 (which is the version I’m watching) they changed it to the season 3-5 lyrics: “I have got a ten-inch penis, use you mouth if you wanna clean it”.

When an evil twin version of Cartman says nice things, Stan, Kyle, and Kenny stare at him in horror. Stan says, “Dude, this is creepy.”

Also, the boys say dude a lot. At least Stan, Kyle, and Kenny do, Cartman not as much

Kenny’s mom hits him when he’s hogging the blanket from his brother. Kenny makes a sad face and it made me feel bad :(

When evil twin Cartman comes to give the McCormicks some supplies, Kenny’s dad asks if that was his “fat, racist, foul-mouthed friend” so Cartman clearly has a reputation

When Stan gets scared of his evil fish, he wakes Shelly up and she slaps him. Their mom sees it and says nothing

But on the other hand his mom buries a body that Stan’s fish killed because she thinks he killed it so I guess she’s not entirely a bad mom

Kenny was supposed to buy a pumpkin for Halloween but he could only afford a squash and his friends are really mean about it. The more I watch the more I feel bad for Kenny (and Stan)

Cartman kind of has a shitty friendship with Kenny. He says “I hate you Kenny” because of the squash

Kyle is really annoyed by Cartman saying “hella” all the time, nobody else is as annoyed

Evil Cartman sings a cute little song while wielding a knife: You guys / are my best friends, / through thick and thin, / we've always been together! / We're four of a kind, / having fun all day, / palling around and laughing away. / Just best friends, / best friends are we!

Stan still has his dog, Sparky, in season 2

After Stan’s fish kills Kenny, Kenny’s mom comes over to ask about her son and she’s drunk and upset. Honestly seeing Kenny die all the time makes me kind of sad

Stan says Kenny’s squash isn’t a bad little squash. Very heartwarming. The squash gets first prize at the pumpkin carving contest :)

Cartman’s grandma and extended family live in Nebraska

When the boys go to Cartman’s family to have Christmas dinner, Kenny’s dad tells him to take any leftovers and bring them back home (he does it very gently and Kenny just says “okay” and why do I care that this fake child dies all the time and barely has food at home, like why the fuck do I care so much???)

Cartman’s mom is wearing glasses when she drives. She doesn’t do it in the later seasons but maybe she has contacts

Cartman and his mom sing a road trip song for 4 hours. Kyle says “please stop” but when they ignore him, he kicks Cartman’s seat and makes Cartman hit his head

Stan has a complicated relationship with his family, he says they’re dead to him because they didn’t want him to go on a road trip to Nebraska so Stan went without telling them

Kenny doesn’t eat at the dinner table with Cartman’s family, he just shoves the food in a bag :( I feel so bad for him

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny all hit Cartman after they wake in the night to make sure they’re not dreaming

Under his coat, Cartman wears a pink tank top that says BEEFCAKE. He wore it in S1E02 Weight Gain 2000

Charles Manson invites Kenny to go to a more secluded location and Kenny just says okay and goes, but honestly he should know better since he’s aware that he keeps dying

Cartman bonks his cousin Elvin on the head and gives him brain damage. Elvin gets better though

THE NEXT EPISODE IS GNOMES!!! TWEEEEEK!!!!

Token gets named when he’s put in a group with Wendy, Bebe, Clyde, and Pip. Craig’s gang is getting closer to becoming a thing!!

IT’S OUR FUCKING BOY TWEEK TWEAK BITCH YEEEEAAAH

Tweek says he’s awake at 3:30am because he can’t sleep, ever

Jesus, Tweek’s dad kind of sucks immediately. He says he might have to sell Tweek to slavery if his coffee shop goes out of business

Cartman says Kenny’s family is happy being poor and on welfare, “right, Kenny?” and Kenny says “fuck you” which is completely justified

When the underpants gnomes don’t appear, Tweek is worried he’s going insane and pulls on his hair

His parents say Tweek is jittery and anxious just because he has ADD (but the kind of severe jitteriness and anxiety Tweek has isn’t a symptom of primarily inattentive ADHD, even though people with ADHD do experience restlessness and can even have some tics and are more likely to have anxiety as a comorbid disorder than a neurotypical person is, but I mean come on, we all know Tweek’s slurping way too much coffee so even if he has ADHD beneath all that, his parents should stop giving him coffee and they definitely should not start lacing it with meth. Basically what I’m saying is that Tweek’s parents are full of shit)

Actually Tweek’s mom is kind of okay. She tells Tweek’s dad that he’s being shitty for using kids to advance his agenda. But… the agenda is against big corporations and I hate to say it but Tweek’s dad kind of has a point

Ew, the boys are giving a pro big corporations speech. That aged really poorly considering how shitty billionaires are

Aww, look at Kenny! He got scared of a crocodile that Steve Irwin is about to bother by jamming his thumb up its butthole

The boys are really excited about Steve Irwin jamming his thumb up a crocodile’s butthole

Oh my God, Kyle calls Cartman a fatass penis

Kenny is a mediator between Stan and Kyle. They ask him which one found this ice man in a cave first, but Kenny just deflects and agrees with Kyle’s name suggestion (Steve) for the ice man

I kind of like Dr. Mephesto. I’m glad he came back for Fractured But Whole

Stan and Kyle are having a terrible fight about who found the ice man. Kyle says they’re not best friends anymore and that Cartman is his new best friend and Cartman says “Sweet!”, then Stan claims Cartman as his new best friend and Cartman says “Killer!”

This prehistoric ice man episode is actually funny, I love it

Stan and Kyle are having a fight to the death

They reconcile and become best friends again. They both agree that Cartman’s a sucky best friend

Well, that was the last episode of the season. This was fun. South Park is actually a fun show

Kenny deaths:

S02E10 Kenny is in the hospital because of chicken pox. He laughs at Cartman’s joke so hard that his heart flatlines like beeeeeeeeeeeeeep

S02E11 Kenny’s head explodes after Stan and Kyle make him watch planetarium lights at a high intensity

S02E12 Kenny gets trampled in a mosh pit

S02E13 A cow impales Kenny’s head with its horn

S02E14 Ozzy Osbourne bites Kenny’s head off

S02E15 Kenny is killed by Stan’s evil fish, he gets spun in the fish tank until the water’s red

S02E16 The police shoot Kenny who came outside with a white flag during a hostage situation, then the police hit his dead body with a baton and handcuff him

S02E17 Kenny gets crushed by the underpants gnomes’ mine cart. The gnomes are horrified but Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Tweek are kinda like whatever

S02E18 Kenny gets squished underneath a conveyer belt

Onto the next season I go. I’ll watch the movie too since it was released around halfway through season 3

[jewpacabruhs]

bruv im still jus. wow. theres so much to say but. do u kno how good it feels... to be jewish, to accidentally fixate on one eric cartman & love him more than any other fictional character for almost seven years now, and then to see him in a little yarmulke, standing at kyle's side while he recites from the torah? do you know how validating that is?

i gotta get personal for a second here. idk how, but in the last few yrs my relationship with my own jewishness has been deeply influenced and intertwined with south park, as ironic and ridiculous as that sounds. i grew up secular, completely nonpracticing; as a child, i was only ethnically jewish, and saw jews as strictly an ethnicity, and a popularly hated one to boot. and it scared me. ive talked about it before, but as a child hearing about the shoah and about antisemitism, i couldn't understand. i thought it was looks for a while, which confused me, because ive got blonde hair and blue eyes and all my family that got caught up in nazi europe did/do too. i remember thinking as a second grader that i would've been spared for that reason; why didn't a good chunk of my family? but i grew up in a mormon neighborhood, with plenty of other blonde kids, and they stayed away from me like i had a disease. this was before puberty, before my hair got a little frizzier and my nose got a little bigger, when i looked just like any of them. but already, at age 8, i was an outsider. i wasn't one of them and i never would be, and they wanted me to know that.

and then i started to get it. it clicked even more once i got to high school and got called a kike every other day - but prior to high school, you know what i found, and you know what really pushed me towards understanding what being a secular jew in america meant? south park. and as a dumb little sixth grader with no critical thinking skills, you know what shaped my opinions on my own people? south park.

and that's good and bad. good because i do sincerely think kyle broflovski is excellent fictional representation for jewish people, maybe one of the top few ever shown on television. he gets on my nerves at times, but he's good through and through, he's well written and multi-dimensional, he's not a walking stereotype but he still has prominent jewish features that jewish viewers can look at and see in themselves, his morals and viewpoints and beliefs are obviously deeply influenced by judaism, hes deeply proud of his heritage and culture... and that all means a lot to me. and by the amount of jewish sp fans that adore kyle, it means a lot to them too.

the bad thing is, yeah, i can't deny it, during older seasons, cartman's treatment of kyle probably taught a lot of young and dumb viewers how to view jews in real life. have i, as a kyman shipper and cartman stan, justified that within a fictional and narrative context? yes. but it doesn't change the real-world effect; south park, but specifically cartman, since he's the mouthpiece, likely did cause some easily-influenced people to pick up antisemitic beliefs. did this contribute to the rise of the alt-right? debatable, but to some extent, possibly. was that m&t's intention and should south park be canceled and denounced? fuck no, i'll always love it lol, and fuck censorship. but it is something that should be taken into account.

matt and trey clearly regret that, and understand that it's no longer acceptable or fitting or needed in today's sociopolitical climate - or, okay, maybe they don't even regret it; they just understand that when fiction becomes reality, the fictional jackass isn't necessary when there's one right there in real life, sitting in the oval office, yeah? old cartman doesn't deserve or need a voice, not when real, awful people actually have one right now. and m&t are actively trying to change cartman for the better and really, really backpedal on his bigotry, while still doing it in a way that makes sense from a story-telling perspective. it's not a complete uncharacteristic change of character; it's shifting with the times and writing it into the character's arc so that it's a logical and plausible development in cartman's story.

cartman's behavior in the last few seasons is consistent character development. m&t themselves are pushing it, and clearly it's sincere; cartman's not faking. unless they're building up a surprise twist over the last, what, three to four seasons, that he was faking the whole time! woah! if so it better be a damn good pay off, because that's a lot of time invested. though that seems more forward-thinking than sp tends to be. they're intentionally stuck in the short-term, aren't they? plot-wise. but their character development is pretty long-term, and right now, cartman is consistently decent, and if it comes across as faking, it's because cartman's over-dramatic in how he speaks, and trey does that intentionally.

that's a tonal thing, and it's hard to say in a fictional character, but as someone who struggles with empathy myself, empathy and sincerity don't go hand in hand. you can lack empathy while still caring enough to sincerely and wholeheartedly apologize for something and mean that apology. not feeling remorse doesn't mean you can't apologize genuinely; the two don't go hand in hand. you can be mentally ill in any capacity, even a psychopath, and still deeply care about things or people, just not in the way someone else might. so you can headcanon that cartman's still a psycho/sociopath, though right now that's actually kinda going against canon, but don't rain on other's parades if they're happy he's exhibiting healthy growth. besides, and i repeat: what could cartman exploit out of faking sincerity for several seasons? nothing, so why bother? he wouldn't, unless it's literal in-show subconscious growth.

does that mean he's magically developed empathy? no. is it becoming less probable he's a legitimate sociopath/psychopath (while still possibly having better-disguised antisocial tendencies)? yes. does he seem to have better coping or anger management skills? somehow, yes! he seems to be legitimately healthier. does this mean he's no longer accountable for his past misdeeds, and even his present, less-severe ones? of course not! and you can still hate him all you want, but modern cartman is not the same as older cartman, and shouldn't be treated as such. because is this growth? absolutely.

he's clearly healthier, even happier. he's less angry, he's still a little shit but he no longer relies on bigotry or cruelty or anger to get the negative attention he thrives off, rather he gravitates towards being simply annoying. you know why he called ice? pettiness, immaturity, a little bit of spite, and a need for silly revenge. he's being intentionally petty, but going about it in a sly but no longer psychopathic way. less hannibal lector and more, idk, regina george, lol. extremely different on the antagonist scale. and cartman's been both.

and maybe it's personal bias on what type of human is worse within fiction, someone unstable and bizarre with violent tendencies (which is how he's come to be viewed in pop culture & some of the fandom, as a result of eps like scott tenorman must die), versus someone inclined towards pettiness and more silent and, i dunno, social-status-and-pride-driven types of revenge (cartman in general when he's not being particularly awful, tbh)... but i think it'd be pretty universally agreed that the latter is at the very least more tolerable, manageable, and even likeable - and certainly more redeemable. let's put it this way; if cartman continued on the path he was on, he'd be one of those tiki holding fucks, wearing a confederate flag hat, and he'd treat kyle soooo much worse. instead, m&t have turned him into a hypocritical false-woke ignorant dumbass - but that's strongly less problematique than it's counterpart, and it works.

because cartman simply serves a different narrative purpose now. and that's not sloppy writing; it's well-timed evolution of a character that stepped into a pre-9/11, pre-trump, pre-social media world! so much has changed, and south park is reflecting that in its characters, most notably in a character who was stuck in the, what, 1960s with his beliefs? that was fine way back when, but matt&trey are smart dudes - they understand that sometimes things have to change. besides, they love cartman, too. he's their favorite. but they understand that when real people act like him, it's not so comedic or satirical or funny, & they don't want to look at cartman, at their creation who they've invested twenty-two years in, and see the all-too-real hate of modern radical white america.

i think we know enough about matt&trey's social stances these days, and the empathy they've seemed to develop after having kids, to understand that they're no longer in their "apathy is best, everyone is stupid" phase. current south park is left-leaning and admittedly preachy at times, but i wouldn't want it any other way. g-d knows it's better this way than if they'd embraced and decided to appeal to their right-libertarian following instead. cartman's evolved in a progressive and positive way, and it's fucking dope, especially to us cartman stans who so badly want him to be good. and he is good right! he's doing so good!

and i know im up my own ass rn but yall know how much i myself have campaigned for jewish kyman/cartman and how much i just deeply and truly adore it, and to see it actualized in a canon episode to some extent? that meant the world to me. i couldn't believe my eyes. i was tellin lai - that's the most genuine, pure, almost violent happiness ive felt in my soul in years. that was like a straight shot of serotonin to the heart. that simple little scene made me so fucken happy yall dont even know. & theres a lot to be said about the political commentary and plenty of other people are analyzing that, but im a simple jewish kyman & cartman stan and boy ive been fed good fjskfkdkdkfk!!!

[parti-pooper]

Headcanons for Stendy Family?

Alright, Anon! The time has come! OvO/ I don’t know if these are the kinds of headcanons you had hoped for - but I hope you can enjoy them anyway. uwu

Stan proposes to Wendy on the night of a wedding reception. Drunk. After puking. With no ring. Seeing his friends get married that day made him get mushy, and so he downed a bunch of liquid luck in the hopes of getting up enough courage to ask her to marry him. He thought it’d be romantic. Cue Wendy having to say nope after watching her beautiful, beloved boyfriend eject his guts and slur, “Wen-dyyy I larvuI lff fugignk larvaruu youuu,, marr meh ples marr meybeb…”

Wendy tells Stan what he did the next morning, and he gets embarrassed as he explains his thoughts last night. Wendy asks if he was genuine, and Stan says yeah, he really was. “Ask me again,” she says. “I don’t know,” he laughs nervously, “I’m kind of scared you’ll say no again.”  He pulls at his hair anxiously and averts his gaze, but she grabs his hand and makes him look into her eyes. “Ask me again,” she says, and he can’t deny her. “Okay, uhm… Wendy, I love you. Will you marry me?” He winces, pained, while he waits for her response. She smiles easily. “Yes.”

And that’s how Stan proposed to Wendy, drunk, and then proposed to her again, hungover. Still a better love story than Twilight.

They have a winter wedding. It snows on the day, and so Wendy and Stan both have white flakes in their black hair in all their wedding photographs outside the church. His horrible friends make dandruff jokes, but Stan and Wendy are so happy, they can’t even care. They’re shivering and smiling the whole day long.

Wendy keeps her last name, which Stan is disappointed about after all of those years writing Wendy Marsh in the margins of his notebooks, but he respects her decision.

They honeymoon in Hawaii. They’re a basic bitch couple, at the end of the day. (Butters sets them up, btw. Mahalo Rewards Card, biiitch!)

They were living together even before marriage, so they just continue to live like that for the first year of marriage. It isn’t long before Wendy gets pregnant though (Marsh men move fast, f.y.i., they end up being the first couple in their group of friends to have kids) and they quickly realise that their one-bedroom apartment probably isn’t the best place to raise a kid.

They end up moving to a cramped little house in a different area of their city. Stan wanted to move somewhere with a big backyard and a nearby park and quiet, safe roads for his kid to play in, like back where he grew up. But they had to stay in the city while Wendy finished her PhD.

It’s hard to make ends meet while Wendy’s working on her thesis and a part-time job while pregnant (with all of the discomfort that implies), and Stan’s trying to make enough money for the both of them doing whatever job he can. It’s a very poor time for them. There’s a lot of stress and a lot of arguments break out between them. They go to bed angry sometimes.

…But they always make up eventuality. It’s the hardest nights that make them cling the closest.

Stan and Wendy end up getting two babies for the price of one. They find out they’re having twins, and their stress just doubles.

They work themselves to exhaustion trying to save up enough money for their stork delivery, taking extra shifts at their work. They sleep whenever they’re not working. They forget to eat. Some days, they don’t even see each other. When they do, they can’t even muster the energy to just talk.

Sometimes they forget what it’s all for.

They remember again when Wendy finally gives birth, and they have their beautiful twin daughters. Stan holds one in each arm, and cries the whole time. Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny arrive pretty much instantaneously, being that over-dependent surrogate family they’ve always been to him, and all just hug the ever-loving shit out of Stan and coo over their new nieces.

Wendy gets a visit from all her girlfriends, too. Bebe, Nichole, Red, Heidi, Annie, and more, all come bearing gifts like the Wise Men at Jesus’ birth.

Having twins is no fucking party. Have you ever tried to soothe two babies crying at once? Stan and Wendy can’t take turns; they both have to get up in the night when the babies cry. The sleep deprivation is real, you guys.

Wendy has to take time off from her part-time job due to maternity leave, and she has to finish her thesis from home, so she stays and looks after the twins in the day. Stan goes to work all day, and then he takes over at night when he gets home.

Sometimes Gran’pa Randy and Gran’ma Sharon will take the kids off their hands for a weekend just so that Stan and Wendy can catch up on some fucking sleep. Stan has never loved them more than when they do that.

The twins grow up to be absolute terrors. Neither Stan nor Wendy know where they got their mischievous side from, but boy did they get it. Like, why are they so determined to stick pointy things in power outlets? Why do they constantly want to put small objects in their mouths? Why don’t they want to wear diapers? Why do they like to scream at the top of their lungs when their mom is working? Why do they think the wall is the best place to draw on with crayons? (Uncle Cartman is so proud, btw.)

Stan and Wendy swear up and down that they are never having another one. Never, ever. Nope. Not a single one. Two is more than enough. No.

Two years later, Wendy is pregnant again.

She’s finally finished her PhD though, so they think it’s finally time to move to that huge house with the big backyard in a nice neighbourhood like they always talked about.

“No, Stan, we’re not getting a dog too. We barely just got the girls potty-trained, and we still have to take them out on leashes. That’s all the dog we need right now.”

She gives birth to their son, Thomas, not long after. And thank goodness, he inherited his father’s quietness and is not as unnecessarily loud as his sisters. He also inherited his father’s sensitivity, however, and he cries at near-anything. A very fussy baby. He lives in his daddy’s arms, and he is literally, actually scared of his own shadow. His big sisters bully him a lot.

But they won’t allow anyone else to bully him. Like their mom, they stand up against any tyranny (that isn’t their own). Also like their mom, they are ferociously intelligent, and their parents fear them for it.

All three children have the same black hair and blue eyes as their mom and dad and grow up to be the absolute spit of their parents.

When Stan and Wendy look at their children, they quite literally forget all those years of hardship they went through; because what is that suffering, now, compared to this bliss?

Stan is such a sappy dad, in fact, that he writes songs about his children, for his children, and sings to them on his guitar.

Then the girls try to steal his guitar and almost break it with their careless strumming because they can’t appreciate nice things when they’re, what, six? Seriously, Stan, what did you think would happen?

But they quiet down and listen when Stan sings them a lullaby at bedtime.

Also, Stan is a pretty big push-over. His kids just need to bat their baby blues at them and he’s wrapped ‘round their tiny fingers. An ice-cream? You got it, honey. A pony? Anything for you, sweetie. What’s that, now? The assassination of the US president? Just hold on, cupcake, I’m on my way to D.C. right now.

I swear, Wendy “Don’t Fucking Test Me” Burger is the only force keeping that family from falling to the whims of their terrible twins and the wants of their infant son.

She makes sure they brush their teeth and eat their greens and look both ways before crossing the street. She has full folders of their medical and dental history organised in chronological order. She already has a college fund set up for all three kids that she keeps money flowing into monthly. She helps them with their homework (mostly Thomas, the girls do fine on their own). She’s a fucking scary force of nature, man.

…But maybe she lets Stan get that dog one day.

Uncle Kyle, Uncle Cartman, and Uncle Kenny visit often, and bring their own kids when they have them too. They reminisce while watching their children run around, playing and fighting, like they all used to do as kids. And they spoil Stan and Wendy’s children absolutely fucking rotten, and that doesn’t fucking help, guys, stop bringing the girls candy when we’re trying to teach them that locking their baby brother in the pantry is bad!!

Anyway, they’re a beautiful fucking family. I’m happy for them.

[themisadventuresofcando]

Life #5 (South Park)

Character Sheet

Face Claim:

Basic

Name: Carmencita D. Tweedle

Pronunciation: Car-men-SEE-tuh

Meaning: Little Song

Nicknames: Carmen, Tweedle Dee, Mutt, Snow Bunny

Name Origins:

Carmen: Shortened from Carmen

Tweedle Dee: Used with Tweedle Dum, Middle Initial, and Last Name

Mutt: Racial Slur for Mixed Race (I will actually beat that living shit out of you if you call me this AHEM Cartman AHEM)

Snow Bunny: A weird combination of my love of snow and Kenny’s love of Playboy Bunnies

Titles: N/A

Aliases: Princess Kenny’s Personal Knight, Estrella

Alias Origin: Games with The Boys

Orientation: Heterosexual

Gender: Female

Age: 16

Date of Birth: June 4th

Star Sign: Gemini

Birth Flower: Rose

Meaning: True Love

Birthstone: Pearl

Meaning: Purity

Species: Human

Affiliation: Humans, Freedom Pals

Social Status: Middle Class

Dead?: Eventually

How?: This is South Park probably really stupidly

Last Words: “SHIT!!! WE’RE GOING TO DIE!!!!”

Appearance

Eye Color: Grey-Blue

Glasses/Contacts: Glasses

Skin Tone: Pale with Freckles

Hair Color: Dark Brown

Hair Length: Just Past Shoulder

Hair Type: Curly

Hairstyle: Ponytail Normally, 

Loose When Estrella,

Braids When Knight

Height: 5’1 (Yes, I’m short… only means i’m closer to hell)

Body Build: Skinny and Scrawny

Notable Features: N/A

Piercings: N/A

Tattoos: N/A

Scars: Small Mark on Left Cheek

Birthmarks: Thigh

Wardrobe

Style: Casual and Warm

Favorite Outfit: Dark Blue Coat Lined with Dark Grey Fur, Blue Jeans with Black Star Pattern, Black Fur Lined Boots, Grey Gloves with Ugly Sweater Pattern, Gray Knit Hat with Dark Grey Poof, Black Moschino Backpack with Optimus Prime Bear, Star Ring

Formal Outfit: Black Off Shoulder Asymmetrical Dress, Black Kitten Heels, Black Shoulder Bag with Silver Star Print, Silver Star Necklace, Silver Star Bracelet, Silver and Pearl Star Clip On Earrings, Silver Star Ring

Alter Ego Outfit:

Stick of Truth: Grey Tank Top Cut and Sewn Together with Shoe String, Long Sleeve Black Shirt, Black Hoodie, Black Leggings, Black Boots, Plastic Champion Belt, Plastic Gauntlets, Toy Bow and Arrow

Freedom Pals: Black Tank Top, Blue Galaxy Skater Skirt, Black Tights, Black Leather Jacket with Silver Star Pattern, Black Sneakers with Gold Star Pattern, Multiple Silver and Gold Star Bangles, Black Choker with Dangling Silver Stars, Silver Star Crossbody Bag, Silver Star Headband, Silver Star Ring, Black Lace Masquerade Mask

Accessories: Silver Star Ring

Scent: Vanilla, Green Tea

Relationships

Mother/Mother Figure: Roxane Tweedle

Relationships:

My mother is a very strange woman. She is very paranoid and always moving around the town. She is very attentive to my sister and I’s needs and tends to try to give us anything we could want (which doesn’t mean we actually want it). Whatever time she spends with us usually driving us around to wherever it is we’re going and it’s usually spent with us all terribly singing along to the radio and laughing. Mom isn’t one to want to sit and listen to us or to give us advice as she has a short attention span (probably where Olivia gets it from). She might not be the best mother but she does try and I still love her.

Father/Father Figure: Jackson Tweedle

Relationships:

My father, on the other hand, tends to love to sit and listen to (gossip with) us. He loves to try and smother with us with anything we ask for (Olivia and I honestly made it a game to see how far he would go to get us what we wanted… he has to fail). Dad is just as paranoid as mom is but he hides it a lot better. He was also the one that signed me up for martial arts which caused a huge argument between parents. My dad has been known to also beat the shit out of anyone who dares insult us or my mother (probably where I got it from).

Brothers/Brother Figures: N/A

Relationships: N/A

Sisters/Sister Figures: Olivia Tweedle

Relationships:

As dumb as Olivia can be, she is a very loyal friend and sister. I have, obviously, known her my entire life and she has never let me down (In terms of loyalty and reliability not much else). She can deal with my violent tendencies ad overly snarky demeanor. I can (most of the time) deal with her oblivious, careless attitude. We rarely fight and get along better than most sisters do and I’m pretty happy to have her as my sister.

Aunts/Aunt Figures: Nancy Tweak

Relationships:

Aunt Nancy is very sweet. She is always supportive whatever decision we make even if it might not be the right one. She is also pretty good at telling right from wrong and standing up when she thinks we’re doing something terrible. As supportive as she is she doesn’t really listen and is known to just leave us to our devices for long periods of time. She honestly borders on child neglect with how little she pays attention to us or Tweek.

Uncle/Uncle Figures: Richard Tweak

Relationships:

Uncle Richard is much worse than Aunt Nancy. All he cares about is his business and pays no attention to anything any of his family does. That’s not to say he doesn’t care, he does... he just cares more about his coffee shop. He also does anything to boost his shop which includes manipulating us and Tweek to do his bidding. Yeah, I don’t like my uncle.

Cousins/Cousin Figures: Tweek Tweak

Relationships:

I adore my cousin Tweek. As jitter and jumpy as he is I find him absolutely adorable. I’m usually the one to take the late night calls and now late night talks about pressure and Underpants Gnomes. I try to comfort him but it doesn’t always work cuz this kid is riddled with anxiety. When he’s calmer (calmer, NOT calm) he is pretty fun to hang around and his friends are pretty crazy. You wouldn’t think this but Tweek is surprisingly protective of Olivia and I. He has actually attacked some people he thought had hurt us emotionally or physically.

Nieces/Niece Figures: N/A

Relationships: N/A

Nephews/Nephew Figures: N/A

Relationships: N/A

Sons/Son Figures: N/A

Relationships: N/A

Daughter/Daughter Figures: N/A

Relationships: N/A

Current Guardian: The Tweaks

Relationship: I get along well with Aunt Nancy (I mean she tries), I hate uncle Richard (I know for a fact he’s the entire reason for Tweaks anxiety), and I adore Tweak

Current Significant Other: Kenny McCormick

Relationship:

Kenny McCormick was never the boy I saw myself dating. Simply put he was a major player and I wanted commitment.Kenny went around on any girl that moved and I was no exception, however, I was one of the very few who resisted his… charm. That got him interested and he is surprisingly persistent but so am I. It was a long game of cat and mouse where he would find me and drop cheesy pickup lines, offer compliments, and ask me out over and over while I offered sarcastic comment after witty comeback (if I do say so myself). The game turned into a surprisingly close friendship where the flirting got more jokey and less serious, where his true colors showed and that was when I finally caught feeling for the real Kenny McCormick. The overly perverted, vulgar, overprotective big brother Kenny. It didn’t take me to long to ask him on a date and imagine my surprise when this guy decided to actually give a committed relationship a try. I’m glad he did because now I know the jealous, overprotective, poorly timed joke slinging Kenny too. Obviously, we have a very touchy-feely relationship (which is weird because I’m not a big fan of being touched).

People

Mentors:

Advisor: Kyle Broflovski

Confidant: Kyle Broflovski

Teammates:

Stick of Truth: Humans

Fracture But Whole: Freedom Pals

Friends: Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Tweek Tweak, Butters Stotch, Token Black, Craig Tucker, Jimmy Valmer, Timmy Burch, Heidi Turner (I AM going to beat Cartman for what he did), Karen McCormick

Best Friend: Olivia Tweedle

Love Interest: Kenny McCormick

Rivals: Wendy Testaburger, Bebe Stevens

Enemies: Eric Cartman

Person Hated Most: Eric Cartman

Most Important Person: Olivia Tweedle

Awkward Around: Wendy when she breaks up with Stan, Tweek, and Craig when they’re fighting

Admires: Dad, Kyle

Past

Hometown: North Park

Childhood: Pretty normal, lived in a small town, small house, small family. Then, of course, our parents decided to go on some big trip and dump us with relatives for God knows how long.

Childhood Hero: JK Rowling (What? I like Harry Potter)

Most Important Memory: When my parents finally signed me up for martial arts after months of begging OR When I won my elementary school art competition

Present

Current Location: South Park

Living With:

Occupation: Student

Pets: Wiener Dog/Golden Retriever Mix named Oz

Health

General Health: Meh… I tend to get colds every few weeks

Reason: Apparently I have a sucky immune system

Mental Health: I’d say I’m sane, though, according to others that’s up for debate

Reason: I’m violent and pretty loud once I’m comfortable

Sleep Habits: I sleep like a log

Diet: Umm… I’m not on one

Exercise: Martial Arts, I Ride My Bike A Lot

Allergies: Dairy Products

Injuries: I get scrapes and bruises (I’m kind of a klutz)

Disorders: N/A

Deformity: N/A

Disabilities: N/A

Mutations: N/A

Handicaps: N/A

Medication: N/A

Education

School: South Park High School

Best Class: Art

Worst Class: Biology

Sports: Martial Arts

Clubs: Art Club

Languages: Spanish, English

Memory: Ok, I Guess

Abilities (Fracture But Whole)

List of Powers: Stellarkinesis

Moves:

Gravity Slam: Using the force of gravity to slam and hold opponents to the ground (Kick them in the balls/punch in the boob)

Shooting Star: Bringdown a star from space to hit a target (Chuck Firecrackers at them)

Plasma Beam: Use beam of plasma to harm enemies (Shine flashlight in their eyes)

Stellar Healing: Use stardust remaining from destroyed stars to heal teammates (Neosporin and Band-Aids)

Stardust: Use stardust to confuse opponents (Chuck glitter in their faces)

Abilities

Gravity Manipulation (Basically Telekinesis AKA Imagination)

Stardust Manipulation (Glitter)

Plasma Manipulation (Flashlight)

Origin: As a child, I was taken by a space god worshipping cult who attempted to sacrifice me to their god in a special ritual. Instead of dying, the ritual gave me the power to control the stars and become someone who could protect other children from being attacked and suffering my fate,.(AKA I wear star-shaped ring and own a lot of things with star patterns)

Elements: Space

Strengths: Stars, Night, Evasion, Long Range

Weaknesses: Cold, Water, Over-Exertion, “Nightmares from cult experience” (what the hell does that even mean?)

Restrictions: Over-Exertion of Powers

Immunities: Fire, Light, Sun

Combat

Fighting Style: Quick and Hard, Use Opponent's Strength, Momentum, and Weight Against Them

Weapons: Bow and Arrow (Stick of Truth), Hand to Hand

Personality

Good Traits: Loyal, Creative, Smart, Strategic, Athletic (Fast), Funny, Hard to Get Angry, Romantic

Bad Traits: Snarky, Overly Sarcastic, Explosive Temper, Likes to Hide Bad Feelings, Insecure About Glasses and Relationships, Stubborn

Likes: Animals, Art, Martial Arts, Laughing, Family, Games, Friends, Snow, Stars, Silver, Cheesy Romantic Dates, Reading, Cooking

Dislikes: Getting Angry, SOMEONE Insulting My Friends/Family, Swimming, Hunting, Being Touched by Most People

Turn Ons: Dirty Talk, Compliments, Jokes/Cheesy Pick Up Lines, A Little Rough

Turn Offs: Insults, Silence, Lies

Talents: Drawing, Martial Arts

Sense of Humor: Laughs at Just About Anything

Darkest Secret: Loves Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Does Anyone Know? Who?: Olivia and Possibly Kenny

Greatest Fear: Drowning

Why?: Can't Swim

Other Fears: Cartman Finding Out About Insecurities/Fear/That His Words Sometimes Hurt

Why?: Cartman is Cartman

Most at Ease When: With Karen, Kenny, Olivia, Kyle or Butters (or Any Combination)

Most Uncomfortable When: With Literally Anyone's Parents (They’re all so stupid… how are they even parents?)

Enraged When?: SOMEONE (CARTMAN) Insults My Friends/Family

Depressed When?: I Let My Stupid Insecurities Get to Me

Frightened When?: Getting Too Deep in Water

If Granted One Wish What Would It Be?: That I Didn’t Need Glasses

Habits

Hobbies: Art, Martial Arts, Reading

Instrument?: Nope (It'd be cool though)

Sport?: Martial Arts

Spending Habits: Um… If I Get Excited I Just Buy Shit but I MOstly Hate Shopping

Drinks?: NOPE

Smokes?: EW

Drugs?: EXTRA EW

Nervous Tics: Tugging on Earlobe, Chewing Lip

Favorites

Prized Possession: Star Ring

Color: Silver

Song: When The Day Met The Night by PATD

Quote: “Twinkle twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are”

Movie: Peter Pan

Food: Honey Butter Biscuits

Season: Fall

Book: Harry Potter

Genre: Fantasy

Flower: Stargazers

Flavor: Blueberry

Dessert: Blueberry Coffee Cake

Either/Or

Pessimist or Optimist: Optimist

Pacifist or Fighter: Fighter

Introvert or Extrovert: Extrovert

Proud or Humble: Humble

Messy or Tidy: Messy

Risky or Safe: Risky

Strength or Wisdom: Strength

Flashy or Simple: Simple

Long Range or Short Range: Long Range

Cats or Dogs: Dogs

Hot or Cold: Cold

Book or Movie: Movie

Loud or Quiet: Quiet

Logic or Emotion: Emotion

Work or Relax: Relax

Confident or Shy: Confident

Night or Day: Night

Out of 10

Knowledge: 6/10

Wisdom: 5/10

Motivation: 4/10

Agility: 6/10

Power Control: 7/10

Hand to Hand: 8/10

Long Range Accuracy: 6/10

Offense: 7/10

Defense: 4/10

Reflexes: 5/10

Speed: 7/10

Strength: 6/10

Sociability: 5/10

Bravery: 7/10

Confidence: 6/10

Generosity: 5/10

Endurance: 4/10

Evasion: 6/10

Kindness: 5/10

Creativity: 8/10

Charisma: 6/10

Memory: 5/10

Temper: 2/10

Patience: 8/10

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Episode Thoughts

Poor Kyle... he was just trying to help Heidi. He got so excited... brushed and gelled his hair and everything.

Not a big fan of Kyle x Heidi but seeing her be all racist towards him made me sad for Kyle. He was just trying to be a good boi and he got disrespected :(

I really hope Heidi ends her relationship with Cartman soon but I still don't want her with Kyle if she can be so easily influenced by what others think.

I think it would be better if her and Kyle end up being just friends. Heidi said that she was in a really dark place before Cartman, and the poor girl clearly needs some proper support. However, I don't think she should be in a relationship with anyone right now. She's too suspectible to being heavily influenced and manipulated by whoever she's dating. Look at how (almost creepily) easy Cartman was able to 'get her back' after giving some racist, half-assed reason about Kyle trying to manipulate her 'unconsciously' just because he's Jewish. She needs support, but I think she relies too much on her partner and goes along with whatever they're doing. That's not a healthy trait to have if one is in a relationship.

I would really like to see more of her own thoughts. If she dated Kyle, she would just follow his example, even though it's usually a good one, it's still not her own opinion.

ALSO WHEN THE GIRLS WERE ROASTING CARTMAN I WAS LIVING, but I felt bad for Heidi too. Her staying with Cartman is mainly out of pride, since she doesn't want to be wrong. The girls were speaking the truth, Cartman's a fucking shitshow, but you don't talk about your friend's ex like that right in front of them (ppl the rule is that you don't talk shit about your friend's ex until they start doing it) and they were fucking rubbing it in her face. It made her feel more isolated and was eventually the trigger for her to go see Cartman (and get manipulated) again.

ALSO THE FACT THAT CARTMAN FUCKING PUSHED HEIDI IN FRONT OF A CAR AND CALLED HER A WHORE, YET DEFENDING IT BY BLAMING HIS SUGAR LEVELS AND HIS MOM WHAT DA FUCK IF THAT WAS ME I WOULDVE BEEN LIKE B Y E B I T C H.

ALSO THE WHOLE SEQUENCE WITH CARTMAN REALIZING KYLE WAS 'BEHIND' HEIDI LEAVING HIM WAS HILARIOUS IF NOT SOMEWHAT DISTRIBUTING. Kyle was speaking mad truth when he said that Cartman legit believes he's the victim in this (and every situation). SPOILERS BUT A BIG EXAMPLE OF THIS CAN BE SEEN IN THE FRACTURED BUT WHOLE. Cartman's the fucking villain, but he tries to spin it a million different ways to make it seem like it's not his fault by having it be Mitch Connor (which is his fucking hand that he voices). EVEN THOUGH HES THE ONE DOING ALL THIS FUCKED UP SHIT HE TRIES TO BLAME HIS F U C K I N G H A N D.

I loved how realistic this episode was about with toxic relationships. People (like Heidi) who get sucked into this relationships are not blind to the truth, they're just scared and feel alone. They feel like it's better to be in a fucked up relationship with someone than be in no relationship at all.

The ending had me shook, not gonna lie, but remember Heidi's only like 10. I think she'll eventually move on from her toxic relationship with Cartman and find happiness somewhere else. I also really, really, REALLY hope that the kids stop being friends with Cartman. I know people give the argument that "oh he's only 10," and shit, but this different from using that argument to defend Heidi. She's never fucking intentionally killed and feed some kid his own parents or called people a bunch of racist or homophobic slurs or is a complete spoiled brat. When Kyle said that, "we're all kind of dating Cartman," I almost fucking clapped. He's so right, because throughout 21 fucking seasons, the boys don't always nesscarily support Cartman but most of the time they don't ever really try to stop him. They see him doing fucked up shit, like manipulating Heidi, and they turn the other way and do nothing about it. They let themselves be treated like shit and yeah sometimes they'll protest and say something mean back to Cartman, but they never do stop being friends with him. Idk if it's outta fear and just because they've been friends for so long that they have a strange connection with him but yeah.

I just hope they have another episode that continues off of this one that ends up with Heidi realizing that Cartman's manipulating her and dumps his fucking ass.

I'm not looking for a debate or anything, I just had really no one to discuss the new episode about bc my sister fucking loves Cartman, which I kind of get. I understand his vitality to the show, and he can be hilarious at times, but that doesn't make up for the fact that he's an absolute piece of shit.

Also I'm not touching the Garrison parts of the episode bc I think they speak for themselves (extremely disturbing and fucked up).

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for the send me a ship ask, jimmy/stan

who hogs the duvet - jimmy is a fucking blanket hog. the cold makes him achy, and he has the bad habit of stealing all of the blankets and burrowing under them to get nice and toasty.

who texts/rings to check how their day is going - jimmy! stan doesn't often think about things like that. but jimmy tries to text stan through out the day, usually with some bad joke that he's come up with or a picture that he's taken of whatever he's out doing.

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts - again, this prize goes to jimmy. he, uh, has a lot of fun coming up with gifts. They usually have to do with some sort of a pun or wrap around to a joke or, occasionally, a nickname that he's come up with for Stan.

who gets up first in the morning - neither of them. they are horrible about sleeping away half the day.

who suggests new things in bed - lmao, jimmy is *far* more adventurous than stan. on, like, every level. this most certainly extends to the bedroom. stan is pretty backwards about the whole thing, honestly.

who cries at movies - stan is really bad about this. he secretly loves watching drama's and "chick flicks" and is kind of a sap. cries at every horse movie that he's ever watched. also, stan really likes romantic comedies??? just throwing that out there.

who gives unprompted massages - stan, actually. if they're sitting watching a movie together or something, he'll start rubbing jimmy's hands or his knees. it's something small that he feels mostly comfortable doing.

who fusses over the other when they’re sick - i wouldn't say that either of them fusses, per say, but jimmy thinks about going over and checking on stan more often then the other way around.

who gets jealous easiest - neither of them are really jealous. jimmy is extremely easy going and content to ride out whatever pops up. i think that stan is a bit more self conscious, but that's a different matter then being jealous.   on a larger scale, he's not entirely sure why jimmy wants to date him. so sometimes, when jimmy starts goofing around with kenny or clyde, it does make him start thinking, because what if.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music - please don't ever listen to jimmy's mp3 player. it's filled with nothing weird al yankovich and really bad comedy skits.

who collects something unusual - jimmy collects novelty socks! he's got socks that are fuzzy and brightly colored, socks that light up, socks with stupid sayings on them. he just really likes novelty socks.

who takes the longest to get ready - jimmy does. it's less about looks and more about how it's pretty difficult to get dressed somedays. buttons and zippers are something of a struggle for jimmy, and sometimes he'll start to pull on jeans and then realize that he just *can't deal* with those today, so he has to get them back off and find a pair of stretch pants instead.

who is the most tidy and organised - jimmy's better then stan, by a long shot. it's less about liking things organized and more about making it easier to get around. trying to get to the bathroom at three AM is not easy when there are piles of laundry and shit laying on the floor, okay? so he tries to keep that pretty clear

who gets most excited about the holidays - jimmy loves the holidays, holy shit, and he's always super excited to spend them with stan. he wants to come over for dinner, right?

who is the big spoon/little spoon - jimmy is usually the big spoon, even though he's smaller then stan. they spend a lot of time lounging on the bed with stan's head in jimmy's lap.

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports - jimmy can be a real asshole when they play mario kart.

who starts the most arguments - stan, no thought needed. sometimes drinking will put him in a really bad mood, and he'll look for any excuse to start an argument.

who suggests that they buy a pet - jimmy wants a cat, so jimmy buys a cat. it lives at stan's house. it's name is Fleas Navidad.

what couple traditions they have - uh, none? they sort of just. do things. when it's thought of. jimmy will sometimes light papers on fire in the bathroom sink and cook smores during the winter does that count. stan is always absolutely horrified by it.

what tv shows they watch together - M*A*S*H, Regular Show, SNL, Extreme Home Makeover

what other couple they hang out with - kyle and clyde, kenny and cartman, if we're going for the regular timeline. during certain timelines, they end up with whoever token is going out with - kenny, craig and clyde, bebe and heidi, or some other varient.

how they spend time together as a couple - they have a lot of quiet days, actually. neither of them are really big into going out on Big Huge Dates, with the occasional exception of the comedy club out in Peach Creek.   they hang out at stan's house a lot, because his parents are basically never home. if they do go somewhere, it's more likely to be Token's house then, say, the movies? everyone will just go over there and do their own thing, so stan and jimmy will crash on the couch and watch movies on the big plasma tv.   jimmy plays in stan's hair and stan rubs jimmy's hands. even though it's a pretty dysfunctional relationship, it's also a very sweet one.

who made the first move - stan asked jimmy out, but he wasn't expecting it to go anywhere

who brings flowers home - stan does. he'll stop at the corner store to pick up a six pack, and grab a bunch of flowers while he's there too. always looks real bashful and slightly uncertain when he gives them to jimmy later, too.

who is the best cook - neither of these boys can cook, please don't let either of them in the kitchen. Of the two, Stan is actually a little bit better. It's mostly from being around Cartman so much, where's he's picked up things here and there.