#(okay well a little. but in the fun way. cause they're awful. HE'S awful)

[camellcat]

tenmartha to me is just feed my ego by mickey darling. to me? that's them. sums them up prettyy wellll if ya ask me

at least the doctor @ martha. so sorry girl

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

You asked for Spencer Reid and Reader requests, particularly plus size, and I am so down bad for that man! Especially later seasons him.

Could I have one where he and the reader are intellectual peers but also enemies? Like she's on the team and just as wicked smart as him and into old literature and languages but they constantly butt heads? And the team knows they really just have feelings for each other, but they'll never admit it. Maybe the reader admits it to Penelope or someone one night drinking that he's hot but she never thought he'd actually sleep with her bc she's fat, but she'll take his attention any way she can get it. Maybe Spencer overhears and proceeds to show her just how hot he finds her arguing with him? 👀 Thank you in advance, girlie!

༉‧₊˚. 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 || 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐫𝐞𝐢𝐝

— pairing: spencer reid x plus size!reader

— summary: you and spencer hate each other, that much is obvious... right?

— warnings: very surprisingly crude language in this, self-doubt, implied insecurities, misunderstandings, e2l, they're in love and everyone else knows besides them, i made them dorks i don't apologize, mentions of wet dreams, mentions of male masturbation, dirty thoughts, kissing, stripping, vaginal fingering, spencer's dirty mouth, lots of reassurance 'cause i'm a sap, spencer reid #1 consent king, missionary, unprotected sex, sex god spencer?!?! (he does his research), pleasure dom!spencer, switch r & spencer, heavy praise, and a fluffy ending to tie this all up in a nice little bow!

— wc: 3136

⋆ a/n: okay i do admit that this is RIDICULOUSLY long, but i knew exactly what i was getting into writing this and honestly i had so much fun! i don't think i've ever created such characters that have so much chemistry with each other, so cheers to that! (unedited unfortunately :[)

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As soon as you hear Spencer’s voice, you make a point to groan obnoxiously loud.

“And just to think I would be able to go home without a headache today.” 

You could feel the glare from said man burning a hole in the back of your head, so you swivel your chair around in order to face the music – in a pleasurable masochist kind of way. His annoyingly handsome face was twisted up in irritation – much to your glee – his eyebrows turned down, and his perfect, plush lips pulled into a deep frown. 

You could tell you had interrupted him saying something that he deemed important, most likely a fact that you and him would go back and forth on, and you couldn’t be more pleased with yourself.

“Funny you mention that seeing as though your voice is the cause of mine.” He bit back, his eyes narrowed into slits. “Aw, you think of my voice?” You tease. “Only in my nightmares.” You wink at him. “You still think about me.”.

“You know what this reminds me of?” Luke piped up from his own desk, drawing the attention from your other intrigued co-workers in the bullpen. “Oh here we go.” Tara said in amusement at Luke’s rambling.

“Back when I was a kid there was this girl that I went to school with, and I would always tug on her hair or try to trip her,” His voice was almost reminiscent. “Everyone thought I hated her, when in reality I was just trying to get her attention.”

“Ah,” Matt said with a smile, “The classic ‘boy bullying the girl he likes,’ or in this case, it’s the girl this time.” Your cheeks began to heat and your eyes went wide, Spencer’s own face and the tips of his ears turning an admirable pink hue.

“Absolutely not -”

“What? No -”

Both Spencer and you stumbled over each other to try and defend yourself, but you didn’t have a chance because Emily’s voice cut through whatever was about to be said next, the woman making haste from her office and into the room with the round table.

“Alright you guys, enough. We’ve got a case.”

“To a job well done!” Penelope cheered as she held up her citrusy alcoholic beverage in the air, signaling she wanted to toast.

You smiled indulgently at the woman sitting next to you, clinking your glass with hers noisily and flickering your eyes over to where a disheveled Spencer Reid sat. You didn’t say anything to him though, because you’re a big ol’ softie and like to let the boy wonder rest before you have him back on his toes.

His eyes met yours the same time your glasses collided. You wish you could say that the vibrations from the clinking was the cause of the shiver that forced its way down your spine, but you knew better. 

It was like the rest of the bar disappeared, the sound of the others joining in on your rejoicing fell on deaf ears. You could have sworn his dark brown puppy-dog eyes drank you in before he looked away and cleared his throat, taking a rather comically large gulp of his water.

Your eyelashes fluttered like a thousand butterflies wings as you rushed to drink your own beverage.

“Okay, what was that!?” You felt Penelope’s finger poke at your ribs before you actually heard her. 

“Ow - fuck! What was what?” You yelped quietly, your hand reaching down to bat away her stabbing digits. “The - the -” She fought to portray her words before her face lit up when she found the correct ones, “The eyefucking!” 

Your stomach erupted in butterflies, “Eyefucking? What eyefucking?” You asked with a scoff, hiding your blush behind the rim of your mug. 

“Oh, please, don’t give me that.” It was Penelope’s turn to scoff at you. “Everybody knows that you and Spencer like each other.” She said it almost like it was a fact, leaning forward to take a smug sip of her drink through the miniature black straw.

Spencer knew listening in on Penelope and your conversation was inappropriate; but in his defense, you guys weren’t really quiet about what you were talking about.

“I -” He heard you begin, “It’s one-sided.” Was all you said before draining your beer. “So you admit it!” Penelope exclaimed with a gasp.

Spencer felt his eyes go wide at her words, but there was this desperate feeling that spread throughout his body; one that caused his fingers to twitch and the hair stand up on the back of his neck.

“When you put it like that it sounds childish!” You complained slightly, biting at the meat of your lip. “I… I’m just not his type you know? Like - you know better than anyone that guys don’t pay attention to girls like us, so you have to learn to improvise.” You were cringing at your own words, but the liquid in your cup was enough to loosen your tongue and lower your inhibitions.

“Was me choosing to constantly argue with him the smartest way to try and peak his interest? No, but I knew he liked a challenge and well… it definitely wasn’t the proudest conclusion I ever came to, but what was I supposed to do? It isn’t like Spencer would date me let alone actually want to sleep with me.”

Spencer wanted to argue with you about how wrong you were, to tell you about every thought he’d ever had about you.

He wanted to tell you about how much you frustrate him, how at first, he thought he hated you and it took him an embarrassingly long time to realize he hated how badly he wanted you; hated how many dirty dreams he had included you and that plush body of yours. He’d wondered how soft you were, how you smelled and tasted. 

Did your moans and whines sound as enchanting as your laugh? Did your eyes twinkle the same way when you were about to cum? 

Those thoughts kept him up at night and his hands in his pants, stroking himself to his unlimited imagination all revolved around you. Those were the days that he was more prone to pick fights with you, mostly because he was embarrassed, ashamed, and quite frankly plain ol’ horny.

Spencer thought you were just so sexy, especially when he had managed to light that fire under your ass that really got you going. He wasn’t a sadist or a masochist by any means, but he loved when you yelled at him. So, for you to think so lowly of yourself it almost drove him mad because you didn’t know.

But you were going to.

You were going to kill whoever was bothering you on your day off.

The knocking was unexpected, but so was who was responsible for the noise.

“Spencer?” You asked in surprise. 

Usually you were prepared for your exchanges with the man, but if your pajamas were anything to go by, you were anything but. Spencer felt his mouth go dry at the sight of your tits sitting braless in a thin undershirt, your soft tummy slightly straining against the cotton material and a pair of shorts that look like they were practically strangling your thighs.

The only thing he could really say was… “Do you know how infuriating you are?”

Your eyebrows furrowed and you crossed your arms over your chest, and little did you know the action pressed the tops of your breasts over the hemline. “Excuse me?” You almost scoffed, “Please don’t tell me you came all the way here just to argue with me.”

“No I - fuck just let me finish.” This was not how he wanted this to go. You looked like you wanted to say something but your curiosity made you choose to stay silent.

“Do you know why you’re so infuriating?” He asked, taking a tentative but careful step towards you. “Because you haunt my every living thought. I see you when I’m awake, I see you when I’m asleep. I can’t… I can’t escape you! I can’t escape how I feel about you.”

Your eyes were wide and your brows were furrowed; it looked like you almost couldn’t breathe.

“But you want to know the worst part?” His hand lands on your cheek and his thumb gently caresses the skin there. “You have the audacity to think that I wouldn’t want you.” 

“You want me?” You asked in disbelief. “But I… but I thought you hated me? I mean - I haven’t been all that nice to you.” You attempt to joke weakly, but your body is on fire; your stomach is tangled up in knots. You were trembling in excitement at his words but in disbelief too.

“Do you have any idea how much I love arguing with you?”

You laughed at his words, your lips slipping into a small smirk as you threw your arms around his neck in an act of boldness. “Oh yeah?” You hummed seductively. “You wanna show me how much?”

“Yeah,” He replied breathlessly. “I do.”

And just like that his mouth was on yours and a long leg shot out behind him to shut your front door. The slam made you yelp, but it quickly melted into a giggle against his lips when he reconnected them.

Spencer tugged you closer to him, and God the feeling of your body was so much better than anything his subconscious could have conjured up. You felt so soft and the front part of your torso pressed against his chest in a way that if he didn’t have you naked under him soon he was going to go crazy.

“Where’s your bedroom?” He didn’t want to pull away from you, but he wanted to do this right.

“I didn’t know you were a gentleman, Reid.” You teased with a dazed smile on your face. “There’s a lot of things that you don’t know about me.” You quirked a brow. “Oh really? How about you tell me?”

“Later,” He said with a lazy shake of his head, “Later.”

His hand reached down to cup your ass, your crotch rubbing on the large boner restrained by his pants. You moaned quietly at the feeling, and found yourself saying, “Down the hall and to the left.”

When you arrived, he couldn’t keep his hands off you; they grabbed at your back, ass, waist, hips. There was so much of you that he had no idea where to start. All he knew is that he wanted all of you right now.

“Can I take your shirt off, please?” His words almost came out as a whine and it welcomed a fresh wave of arousal in your panties. “Take off whatever you want, I’m yours.” A reassuring confession that Spencer had no idea he needed to hear. 

His lithe, veiny hands tugged at your top first, dragging it over your head and throwing it somewhere random. Your pants and panties were next to go and you couldn’t help but shiver at Spencer's intense stare.

“I’m uh- feeling a little vulnerable here, could you lose a layer or two?” 

The man blinked rapidly, his fingers shooting to undo the buttons on his cardigan. “Yes, yeah of course, sorry I -'' You grabbed the shaky digits. “Calm down, take it slow. I’m not going anywhere.” It was a light jab meant to ease his nerves. For a moment he looked unsure but you gave an encouraging smile.

After his clothes disappeared he held you by your waist, walking you backwards until your calves hit the bed. You quickly hurried to scale the mattress until your head hit the pillows.

“God,” Spencer gulped. “This is so much better than what I imagined.” You giggled slightly. “As much as I appreciate your flattery, I want you to fuck me. Now.” You said it with such simplicity that his eyes nearly bulged out of his sockets at your crudeness.

He swallowed his shock. “Whatever the lady wants.”

He hurried to crawl over your leaning body; you cup his cheek in an act of haste, dragging him down to lay on top of you. His own hands didn’t stop their determined trail, tracing the soft planes of your plush body until he reached your wet cunt.

You whine loudly at the feeling of Spencer’s fingers stroking your damp slit.

“So responsive.” He murmured with delighted smirk. You go to say something snarky but you’re quickly cut off when he begins to rub tight circles on your clit. “‘M sensitive.” You gasp against his lips, your back arching and pressing further into him.

His body falls to the side, laying next to your naked one with a cheek balanced on his fist. “I’m gonna make you cum on my fingers first,” Spencer whispers into your ear. His ring finger entered your warmth slowly and he felt himself choke on his words. You mewled, a hand shooting up to tangle in his long, curly hair, the other grabbed at his wrist.

“Then, I’m gonna make you cum on my cock.” After a few experimental twists of his wrist, his middle finger joins the first. Your breathing speeds up with every movement of his digits. 

“Afterwards, ‘m gonna clean you up and take you out to eat.” Your brain could barely process what he was saying, but every word that left his mouth added to the swarming butterflies in your gut – which felt so juvenile seeing as though he was already knuckle deep inside you.

“And when we get home, I’m gonna eat this sweet pussy for dessert.” 

Your eyelashes were fluttering rapidly, your hips moving frantically on his fingers in an attempt to try and get him deeper. Spencer must have sensed what you needed, because with a few firm swipes on your sensitive clit sent you spiraling over the edge.

“Spencer, Spencer, Spencer… I - I -” Your gummy walls squeezed his digits, and the only thing keeping you grounded was the heat coming from his body.

“Wow.” You laughed breathlessly. “Wow indeed.” He mimics with the same amount of amusement.

“Are you okay to keep going?” He asks. 

“Are you kidding?” The look on his face was almost laughable, and you gave his naked chest an encouraging pat. “Hell yeah I’m good, how about you?”

“If I told you I could cum just from watching you, would you believe me?” You roll your eyes and snort. “We’ll find out later, loverboy. Get up here.”

He scrambles to get on top of you, but then stops. “Wait, wait,” He reaches behind your head and grabs a pillow. “Lift your hips up for me.” Your eyes go wide, because who in the fuck taught him that? Though you move a bit slowly through your surprise, he manages to get the soft thing under you, your lower back now elevated.

But all excitement dies out when he realizes there might be no protection, he looks like he could almost cry.

“It’s cool, Spence. I’m on the pill and I… I haven’t had sex with anyone in an embarrassingly long time.” You admit shyly, your eyes casting to the side nervously. “I’m clean too. I don’t really remember the last time I’ve had sex either.” 

You guys make eye contact and erupt into a fit of giggles, “To relearning the art of sexual intercourse then.” Spencer scrunches his nose up at your wording, but you don’t give him any time to retort because you’ve already placed two hands on his face, tugging his head down to kiss your smile-split lips.

He takes the time to kiss you for a moment before reaching down to line his dick up to your entrance. You both shiver at the sensation. You guys disconnect your lips to watch him enter you, your foreheads pressed together and breaths mingled in anticipation.

You moaned in unison when he slowly but surely seethed himself in you fully, and your body tensed at the long awaited intrusion. “Gimme a sec.” You gulped. “Yeah, yeah, of course.” He panted.

You allowed yourself a moment to relax, brushing your fingers through his curls as a way to comfort Spencer as well. After taking a few more seconds to enjoy the raw, intimate moment between the two of you, you said, “Okay. Okay, I’m good.” 

Spencer licked his lips and rolled his hips tentatively, and your breath hitched. A string of whimpers were soon to follow with every drag of his cock against your sensitive inner walls, the leftovers of your previous orgasm leaving your body feeling electric.

Your mouth drops open into an ‘o’ shape when his tip brushes your g-spot.

“Right - right there Spence…good boy - fuck - good fucking boy.” 

The term of endearment was an accidental slip of the tongue, but it had frayed some nerve in his body, because the groan that left him was guttural and hungry.

“Say -” He huffs. “Say it again, please.” The pace of his thrusts speed up as he begs, and your nails drag down his back. “You’re my good boy, Spencie.” His eyes flutter shut at the praise and he doesn’t bother to be gentle anymore.

“Mphm! More - I need more.”

“Okay, okay.” He rushed to balance on his elbow so that his other arm could slip between the two of your bodies to rub at your clit. Your back arched, and Spencer all but throbbed inside of you, his balls tightening and threatening to cum right then and there; but ever the gentleman, he waited, his stomach sucked in tightly and his body jolting quivering.

“I - I’m gonna cum.” 

It didn’t take much to pull you into a kiss. It was sloppy, and messy, and lewd and all of those other wonderful synonyms. Spit dribbled down your chins and with one last hard thrust that almost sent you up the bed, you gripped onto the older man for dear life.

Everything went white as you came; your hearing, your vision, every single cognitive thought you had pretty much flew out the window.

It was Spencer gently wiping the sweat off of your brow that brought you back down to reality, your lungs finally opening up and expanding for that much needed air.

“Hey,” He cooed. “There you are.”

“Hi,” You sighed with a ditzy smile on your face.

There was a moment of silence before you said, “How about we save the oral for breakfast?” Spencer laughed, but nonetheless nodded in agreement. “That sounds perfect.”

“So, what’s for dessert then?” He couldn’t help but ask. “Hm…” You pondered for a moment. 

“How about ice cream?”

“I like ice cream.” But then he added, “But I like you more.”

“Ugh, you’re the worst.” You groaned, covering your eyes, but your grin gave you away. “I like you too, I guess.”

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[lowkeyrobin]

Platonic Phoebe and Trevor x Gary Grooberson’s teen kid reader and adjusting to being stepsiblings?

OH MY GOD YES BRO RJSKDMSNSN ; I did my best pls bare w this 💀💀💀

SPENGLER SIBLINGS ; stepsiblings

summary ; youre Gary's kid and you have to adjust with two new stepsiblings

warnings ; language

disclaimers ; your mom is nonexistent/Gary adopted you. it's not a topic brought up at all I don't think but you can choose, ik some people don't like kid of ___ reader or ____ sibling reader so beware lol, takes place between afterlife and frozen empire so no spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched gbfe yet, reader can drive/is around Trevor's age

word count ; 675

masterlist

it's so awkward at first

especially since you've never had siblings before so it's like they're teenage roommates

like okay your parents are dating or whatever but like, ew?

except you're living with them, not the other way around

both gary and callie are trying to urge you to interact but it's just not happening

you're not really a ghostbuster either, you aren't smart in the sciences and aren't into the whole ghost thing anyways

you're more into traditional ghosts anyways, not the ones that show up in broad daylight and need to be trapped by proton barriers

it's very rough at first

you connect with phoebe first, as a once in a blue moon experience happened, she wanted to act like a normal 14yo and go get ice cream

Callie couldn't take her because she was busy helping trevor with work stuff and told her to ask you

she was like 🤨 and like... "okay?-"

she asks and you look at her like 🤨😊

you guys go get ice cream and she tells you all about the shit you pass on the way there and back home

you surprisingly end up bonding over the struggle of talking to others like normal people and being well reserved with little to no friends

then comes the bonding over a certain book you both liked

the whole car ride home is oasis on the radio and chatter about this book, and going the longest possible way home because you didn't want this bonding moment to end

you sat in the car after phoebe got out, just sitting in silence

you were kind of in awe yet saddened the moment had ended because you were bonding so well

after that she clearly sees you in a new light and looks to you for your wisdom and clear view of the world when she's wrapped in her own madness and needs untangled

you were the trusting older sibling she needed since trevor never really understood the proper being there for your sister thing

they're proper siblings and whatnot but it's not like they go to each other if it's not to shit talk people

you're like their mediator and therapist sibling

getting through to trevor was much harder

you ended up finding him a job and he was like 🤨😒 when you showed him

"oh- uhm, sorry. I was just trying to be nice" and you quickly scramble away

he's just confused cause like ??? you never talked, he didn't even know how you knew he was looking for a job

he comes into your room a couple hours later like "Hey sorry I acted all weird, thanks"

and that's it

bonding with him is so hard, and Gary and Callie are like "okay go fucking do something"

you're all (spengler-groobersons + podcast bc phoebe needed a friend her age) out at an amusement park, and these mfs ditched yall at the carousel next to the bathrooms

and they weren't picking up their phones

you were basically forced to interact now, which was much less awkward in an amusement park

you guys ride some rides and get some food as you frequently call your parents

you finally find them, phew

but you two obviously made a little friendship and had fun together

took a little longer to get used to each other but you're fine now

awkward teenager shit yk?

in general, the three of you now are super close

trevor is your hype man when it comes to talking to people or doing something out of your comfort zone

phoebe is your hype man when you talk to her about maybe wanting to be a ghostbuster / study ghosts

you're the driver for the three of you, callie doesn't trust Trevor with driving, considering how he was driving the ecto1 when he first got it usable again, and obviously, phoebe can't drive

after a few years you're basically just like normal siblings

you three have a sibling group chat and it's 90% you sending memes, Trevor sending random tik tok links and phoebe begging you two to stop blowing up her phone

spenglerson siblings 🔛🔝

[xetlynn]

Twilight- Mortality: Chapter seven, Renesmee

(Alice X Reader X Jasper)

[six] [seven] [eight]

I sit with my sister and Rosalie. She told us her baby names, as I think they're a little silly, they're also unique to Bella. Special to her. We hear Jacob enter the room and I stiffen up wondering how his conversation went with the pack. "Hey. Are you okay?" Bella asks him immediately.

"Yeah, it's not like I'm the one carrying a demon." He lightly jokes but it gets ignored. "This is pretty important, Bella. Why don't you tell Jacob what you've decided?" Rose speaks up with a small smile, I stand beside her. Alice was on the other side of Rose who was helping keep Bella up.

"What now?" Jake sucks in a breath. "Rose is trying to talk Bella out of her baby names. [Name] just laughs at everything." Edward tells him, Jacob and I make eye contact and I try not to break a smile, proving what he said to be true.

"They hate them." Bella rolls her eyes. "Well, then I'm on your side no matter what you picked." The wolf smirks causing us to scoff.

"They're not that bad. If it's a boy, EJ. Edward Jacob." I cringe at her words. Why would you name your son after a man who is in love with you? "Okay, fine, that one's not awful. Why don't you tell him the girl's name?" Rosalie encourages her to tell.

I cover my mouth trying not to laugh again, Alice was reaching over behind the other two to flick me. It's really not that bad but when she first told me I started the laughing and couldn't stop. Now whenever I hear it, it's all I respond with.

"I was playing around with our moms' names. Renee and Esme. And I was thinking... Renesmee." Bella tells him and I snort, turning into Rose, hiding my face in her arm. They don't pay attention to me.

"Renesmee." Jacob repeats back. "Too weird?" She furrows her brows. "Um..."

"No, that's not too weird. It's beautiful, and it's unique. Which certainly fits the situation. I like Renesmee." Edward chimes in, I look up and see him glaring at me but also trying not to laugh because he knows I'm not making fun of it.

"He likes it." Bella rubs her stomach.

She goes to take a drink of the blood but it slips out of her hand, trying to grab at it she bends her back the wrong way and I hear it snap. Loudly. Next thing, she gasps, moaning in pain.

Her body falls to the ground, her knees slamming down. Hearing those crunch and there's a ringing sound in my ears. I speed down and catch her head before Edward.

We all rush her to the area where we had everything ready. I stand beside my sister on one side. Alice was already on the phone with Carlisle on the other side. Rosalie was at the end with Edward. "Rosalie, pass the morphine." Edward orders the blonde. She passes the needle to him. Jacob was next to me. I observe everyone's movements trying to get myself together and attempt to help.

"Carlisle said the placenta must have detached." Alice speaks up as Edward gives Bella the shot. "He's coming as fast as he can, but..." Alice glances down to my sister. "We'll have to do it." Rosalie picks up the scalpel.

"Rosalie, no, not yet." I raise my voice at her. "Let the morphine spread." Edward adds in, sticking his hand out. "There's no time. He's dying." Rose defends herself, reasoning with us. I widen my eyes. "Get him out now!" Bella screams.

Rosalie cuts her stomach and Bella screams in pain. "Look at me, Bella." Jacob gets closer, slightly pushing me back. As Rosalie finishes cutting she stops, staring at the blood. I run using my ability and shove her away from her spot near my sister. "Alice, [Name], get her out of here!" Edward yells to us. Alice helps me get Rosalie out of the room.

"I have to be in there." I tell my girlfriend who is already nodding her head. "I'll be here with Rose. I love you." Alice pulls me into a rough kiss before I have to push myself off of her and running back into the room.

"Save her! You've got to change her!" Jacob yells at Edward. "I can't, not whilst he's still in there. I got to get him out first." Edward shakes his head, working on how to get the baby out. I grab onto my sister's hand and she grips it. "Stay, Bella. Stay focused. Keep your heart beating." Jacob tells her, she shakes her head. "No! He's suffocating!" She screams, gripping my hand even harder.

I watch Edward rip the embryonic sac with his teeth, pulling the baby out right after. He smiles at the baby. Bella finally stops screaming. Her breathing ragged but she's still holding onto my hand. The baby begins to cry.

"Hey, hey, hey." Edward cooes at it sweetly. "It's Renesmee." He grins, showing her off to Bella. My eyes soften. Watching the scene between them. "You're beautiful." Bella whispers.

Edward attempts to lay Renesmee down onto Bella's chest. Bella still grips onto my hand and I can't move. I only step out of Edward's way slightly. As he lays her down, the baby bites my sister. "Ow." Bella mumbles. Edward takes the baby back. And then I feel her grip loosen only a little bit. But not enough to give me my hand back.

I look down to see her eyes still. I try to listen for a heartbeat but there's nothing. "No!" I shout, getting Jacob's and Edward's attention. "Bella? Bella!?" Jacob begins CPR as I cry out.

Everything's spinning.

"Jacob, take the baby." Edward orders him. "Keep that away from me!" Jacob shouts, still doing CPR. I fall to my knees but Bella's hand won't let me go. "No, no, no!" I sob. "Edward, I'll take her. I promise I'm okay. Let me." I hear the woman say. I squeeze my eyes shut not letting go of my sister either.

"What is that?" I hear Jacob ask after a syringe is injected into Bella. "It's my venom."

I plead with anyone for it to work but it doesn't. I glance up to now see Edward doing the CPR. I can't get myself to get up. Feeling stuck in place as my dead sister still won't let go of my hand and I can't get myself to make her let go. "You're okay. Come on. It's supposed to be working." Edward huffs, applying maybe too much pressure. I hear her bones cracking and breaking.

"Oh, my God." Jacob cries.

"Come on. Bella, come on." Edward begs but she's still unresponsive. I whisper prayers, not even knowing if that would help our situation. Tears falling, drenching the neckline of my shirt. "I won't kill you. That'd be too easy. You deserve to live with this." Jacob tells Edward in tears, harshly leaving the room. Edward ignores him as he continues CPR.

I lay my head down on the bed. Listening to Edward plead with Bella to live.

After what feels like hours he leaves the room, hearing the commotion outside of the wolves surrounding the house. I can't get myself to follow with them. Clinging onto my sister.

I hear the venom swishing in her body. I know it's working but the shock won't let me move. Her hand never loosens and I know it's called the death grip. I know it's not her.

"Stop! It's over! If you kill her, you kill me." I hear Jacob's voice shout out. I lift my head up. One of the wolves, I don't know who goes to attack. I hear the growling but then I hear Jacob's voice again. He's telling them he imprinted. I hear the others voices and I realize he turned into his wolf form to tell them.

"Jacob imprinted. They can't hurt her. Whoever a wolf imprints on can't be harmed. It's their most absolute law." Edward informs everyone else as I finally stand up. Letting go of Bella's hand.

I hear it drop and it feels like my heart went with it. I exit the room.

I walk outside with everyone else. Sam's wolf form stands before Jacob's and I go to him.

"You're lucky." I tell him.

"You're lucky he did that. And you're lucky you didn't have to feel my hands around your neck." I spit on him. He whines, bowing his head down. "Get the fuck out of here!" I shout at him. My face still stained with tears. "All of you, you fucking mutts." I kick the dirt. Slowly, they do as told. Running off.

I turn to Jacob and stare at him for a moment. His wolf form staring right back at me. I don't say anything. All I do is go back inside. Going back into the room where Bella's body lays.

A day passes and I haven't left my sister's side. Edward coming in frequently when he's not with Renesmee. They've brought her in here and she will cling onto me.

The first I've ever met her she laid her hand on my face and a conversation in the dark shows up in my head. "Will you take care of him, I need to know when I go-" I hear my sister's voice. "If you go." Mine corrects her. "If I go. Please tell me you will take care of him." Bella says. "I will do anything for you. I will love him as my own, for you." The conversation plays a few times. Then a sight of myself looking at the baby shows up. My eyes softening.

When it ended I was confused but figured out fast that Renesmee did that. She showed her first memory of me.

"She shouldn't be this still." I hear Edward say. I look up from the ground to see Carlisle and him standing at the end of the table that Bella lays on. Alice and Rosalie cleaned her, dressing her in a dark blue dress along with putting makeup on her.

"It's the morphine." Carlisle assures him. "Maybe I was too late." Edward frowns. "No, Edward. Listen to her heart." He shakes his head. Edward glances over to me on the floor. I nod my head.

"She's there." I whisper.

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[evillandscaper]

Okay guys I'm gonna do a breakdown of a few of my personal hcs for the main 3 of both s1 and s2!!! This includes little doodles of how I draw em differently !!!

Let's start off with Olive :3 there's a LOT under the cut.

Okay, so Olive's really active, right? To me, she's always been brains AND brawn. So since she's out in the sun all the time, she has a tan!

She's also lightly scarred in my version, if you look carefully. Those were gathered out on cases. I hc that she has a LOT of battered uniforms that Otto sews/embroids together. Also, if you squint, you can see my version has light eyebags. It's not that she doesn't sleep, she's just fed up with everyone.

Her hair is messier! She comes into work all prim and proper, but leaves it all disheveled. If it's a more tiring day, she'll run her hand through her hair. Also, red hair tie instead of black, just cause I find it cuter.

Miscellaneous hcs:

- Olive is half Quebecois, half Vietnamese

- Her last name is Tremblay

- Her full name is Olivia, she just shortens it

- She's terrible at English and can't write an essay to save her life, but is very good at analysis

- She eats green skittles first, and thinks the purple ones are awful

- For their halfiversary, Otto got her an olive branch shaped tie pin that she wears whenever she feels fancy

Next up: OTTO!!

The urge to change his hair was carnal in my soul. It's the Asian canon event. It happened to me, and it happened to him. Just to make things a little bit more fun for me to draw, I let his hair grow out a little bit... yknow the awkward stage after a bowl cut grows out a bit? Yeah, that.

Downturned eyes! Just so he and Olive can contrast a bit more. He's soft, she's sharp. They're silly!!!

I also make sure his mole is always at least partially visible. It's such a cool part of him, and I can't believe they cover it up most of the time in canon...

Miscellaneous hcs:

- He always has his blazer undone

- He's an excellent cook, but becomes immediately incompetent once someone is watching

- He's strangely good at identifying plants, and has a habit of picking edible ones and eating them straight from the ground

- He's good at English! Not the best, but better than Olive

- His last name is Garcia

- For their halfiversary, Olive got him a cast iron pan. He doesn't use it to cook, and instead swings it at anyone who makes fun of him or Olive

Next up: OSCAR!!!

I honestly don't have much for Oscar. I love him, but don't think about him that much.

He has messier hair and is just a LOT more disheveled in general!!! Close your eyes in the bullpen at any given moment and I bet you could hear something in the lab blowing up.

He's perpetually sweaty. Damp palm guy. Maybe that's why he keeps dropping gadgets...

Miscellaneous hcs:

- He's very bad at telling the time. On vacation, he'll never know what day of the week it is

- He knows how to play the otamatone surprisingly well. He can make them talk, and has conversations with one the way one would with a sock puppet

- He never knows what significant figures to use, so he ends up just ballparking everything and just not measuring in general. Maybe that's why everything in the lab is always blowing up

- He has a full denim outfit saved up for formal occasions. I'm talking denim hat, shirt, jacket, pants, shoes, all denim

- His last name is Collins

OLYMPIA NEXT!!!!

Okay so there's a lot of hearing me out you guys will need to do.

Anna Cathcart is half Chinese and half irish!!! Thus, I gave Olympia monolids to accentuate that factor. I also downturned her eyes and thinned her "lashes" to make it more obvious that I'm portraying her as wasian!

I gave her freckles and rounder glasses for the vibe. She's just a soft character to me, and I really want to make her look the part.

She's got messy hair!! It's based on the little half fringes she had in very early s2, which I thought were adorable. Her ponytail's also higher just so she looks different from Olive!!

Miscellaneous hcs:

- Olympia knows floriography, and will get very hurt if you give her the wrong flowers

- Conversely, she thinks she's being really rude if she puts a tansy on someone's desk to show that she's upset and will feel bad about it all day

- She always carries a little salamander named Josh in her pocket

- She can speak Yiddish

- She has a massive storage of those flippable sequin shirts and has one for every occasion

- She put her hair into a ponytail bc of Olive (this one is courtesy of @/starboundsingularities!!!!!), but the more she found herself, the higher up she tied it

- Her last name is Carter-Ng

Next up: Otis!!!

I draw him a little sickly for no particular reason. He's just silly like that.

He's not that different from canon tbh! I have his hair in an undercut because I think it looks cool on him (plus it's easier to draw), and he has eyebags because of ... the vibe.

He has a notch taken out of his ear due to an injury! From what, he won't say .

Miscellaneous hcs:

- He listens to royalty free music unironically

- He's going through his Alan Walker phase

- He has barely legible handwriting, but can draw surprisingly well

- He types like an old man, with the "............" and everything

- His last name is Otis. His full name is Otis Otis. This one is also courtesy of @/starboundsingularities I love it so much

Last but not least: OONA!!!!!

She's really going through it.

Fun fact: Olivia Presti has curly hair!!! That means that Oona should have curly (or at least wavy) hair... but she doesn't. Which is honestly so sad.

But I can always mitigate that, so I draw her hair wavy. I guess it's more extremely frazzled than wavy, but it's the same effect in the end.

EYEBAGS. She doesn't sleep after The Incident. She also has downturned eyes, just because she gives off that vibe.

Miscellaneous hcs:

- Oona is a regular customer of a local rage room

- She knows how to use a crossbow to a mildly terrifying extent

- If a flight of stairs has a railing, she'll slide down it. She almost always ends up falling

- Her last name is Silva

- She says she knows how to speak Polish, but she only knows a select few words and doesn't know what they mean. They're all curse words.

- Subsequently, Oona is banned from several Polish restaurants across the city

That's all!! They're all so silly :3

[afinestoutlove]

things i love about heartstopper 6/?

Characters that would be stereotypes in other stories are whole human beings.

Imogen and Isaac are the best examples I think. Imogen would just be the cool girl in another story, a bit ditzy, kind of fun, mostly there for the laughs. Here she is all those things, but she's also a deeply empathetic character, with understandable motivations. Even if you don't love her, you can understand her and sympathise with her. When Nick asks her "Do you ever feel like you're just doing things because everyone else is?", you can see the recognition in her face. That's her whole story across 3 seasons. And you care about her, you empathise with her, and you love her (well, I do), even though (because) she's a walking disaster a lot of the time.

Isaac deserves a whole post to himself (I LOVE HIM) so I'll save most of what I could say about him for that. But the sweet, book-loving, nerdy friend character could so easily be a caricature, and Isaac isn't. He's closer to that in S1, maybe because he was filling the place of Aled who has a whole backstory of his own and they hadn't quite figured out his role yet? But even in S1, his personality is never just book-loving nerd. He's funny and sassy and kind and insightful, and then over the seasons he becomes so much more than that. You can see why his friends love him. You also get a sort of feel for why he's so book-obsessed, when most similar characters "just are" with no real thought beyond "well they're a nerd". I think one of the things I love about his story is that his friends sort of accidentally pigeon-hole him, too, the way other stories often do. And part of his arc is pushing back against that, and them realising they need to do better (and then they do, which is so fucking good, I love them all so much!).

You can see this humanising process with the “villains” of the show, too.

Ben Hope, the worst person in the story (imo), has his main humanising moment in 'Sorry' (I think it was done better in the show than the comic, pls don't come for me). It breaks my heart every time, when that rainbow ocean gets close to his toes and he turns and walks away I wanna cry. Because it's so clear he could have been different, he could have chosen something better for himself and everyone around him. He could have chosen not to be entitled and cruel, and to not inflict his own pain and shame onto others. And he could have chosen this moment to do that too, but he doesn't. He cuts himself off from the possibility of freedom, which means he'll keep hurting other people and himself for who knows how long. (Sebastian Croft did such a good job with this character, he's so believably awful.) It's such a perfect moment. Even though I do feel real empathy and sadness for him, that doesn't make what he did okay and the show is always clear that he's wrong and he needs to be held accountable. Yes, we see that his family and environment led him here, but he could have made a different choice. He could have learnt from Charlie the way Nick did, but instead he tried to destroy all the parts of Charlie that would have helped him. We see Darcy struggling with similar pressures throughout S2, and they make a very different choice from Ben at the end of this same episode. We see how Ben got there, we see him as a full person, and we're never asked to approve of him or minimise the hurt he caused - it's basically spelled out in Ben and Nick's conversation in 'Family':

"I was going through some personal stuff." "I don't care, you hurt him!"

Probably the weakest characters in terms of being humanised are David and Harry. David has the most punchable face, but as the show progresses you can see a little bit of what’s underneath. It doesn’t make you like him and it’s not supposed to. But he’s not just a cardboard cutout. He’s a hurt little boy who, unlike Nick, leaned into the shittiest form of masculinity to try and get the validation he desperately wanted from his dad, and then everyone else. And it shows up irl for so many families. The older sibling who was just that bit older when their parents separated often has a much harder time adjusting, and often compensates in some shitty ways - especially if one of their parents is neglectful/toxic. On first glance, it's wild that Sarah managed to raise such different sons, but the context we get makes so much sense. Yeah, the "my parents are divorced/dad is a dickhead" manchild is a stereotype still, but there is an actual person there.

Harry is similar to David in terms of character, but probably gets the least humanising attention. He and David both like to poke at people until they get a reaction that they can be angry about. Harry gets a little bit of an arc of his own, but he never really gets far from the stereotypical bully - as Tao says, a "rich bellend". There are a couple of moments where you can see a human face underneath, though, if you're looking for it. His face when Nick stands up to him, there's more than just anger there. Or, perhaps, you can see when the anger hits and what's underneath it. You can see what drives his constant poking at people to get a reaction (especially if you've had to deal with assholes like that irl). There's insecurity, and sometimes a weird sense of shock when people snap at him, as though he didn't expect it - that's so true to life as well, and often something that gets left out of this stereotype in other stories. But later on, when he tells Ben he shouldn't call Imogen a bitch, you can also see something else there, the potential to be better, even if it's just for people like Imogen who he's friends with. (Maybe we'll see more of that in S4?) Props to Cormac Hyde-Corrin for those little moments, he did them really well.

I think what’s so valuable about the humanising moments for the “bad guys” of the show, even the tiny ones you have to look for, is that you are supposed to empathise with them to some extent, but you’re never asked to forgive them or absolve them. You understand more about who they are and sometimes why, but they’re still responsible for their choices. That's how people change, right? When we see their humanity and then expect better of them. It’s so important.

[lightandfellowship]

Do you have any headcanons for Xehanort and Strelitzia? I enjoyed your comic about them.

Aw, thank you, glad you liked it. As for headcanons...let's see...

While I don't know exactly how Xehanort in Quadratum would work, I do think that, if it does happen, it'll have something to do with the "nature taboo" stuff from KH3 Re:Mind and Xehanort's "joke" in KHDR about wanting a 14th lifetime. I imagine the Xehanort in Quadratum is some sort of backup plan or maybe the Xehanort that was meant to continue on in the new world that Xehanort would create with Kingdom Hearts.

That being said, I think it would be fun/interesting if this Xehanort wasn't really a villain at all. Either has memory loss or is simply a Xehanort from post-KHDR but before the villain turn thanks to MoM. So he's just been living a relatively normal life in Quadratum and would be on the side of the good guys (Sora + Strel) this time.

But anyway. I think at first Xehanort and Strel would have no idea that they're connected to each other through a common "friend": Player. Like maybe initially they're drawn to each other subconsciously because they can recognize that they're connected somehow (though I don't think Xehanort would recognize her by appearance because afaik Player never saw Strel in KHUX), but their friendship definitely lasts for a good while before they realize that they've been talking to each other about the same person this entire time.

Like Strel will talk about this person she really liked and desperately wanted to meet who she never got the chance to really know, Xehanort will eventually open up about his mentor/guardian who raised him on Destiny Islands, and one day it just clicks for them that...wait...why does this person they're talking about sound so familiar....

At which point Strel is like "Oh my god. No way. You have to tell me more about them. What were their favorite foods? Hobbies? Tell me everything!" And it's through Xehanort that Strel finally gets to "know" Player better, because, well, Xehanort knew them for like 15 whole years or whatever. In fact they were the only person Xehanort ever knew for those years; it's possible that Xehanort knows Player better than anybody else in the world. (I can imagine Strel feeling a little bitter/jealous about this...)

As for their friendship outside of Player...if Eraqus isn't in Quadratum with Xehanort, I imagine Strel almost being like a replacement Eraqus, as horrible/mean as that sounds lol. Like not literally replacing him as Xehanort's friend, but much like Eraqus she's the sun to Xehanort's moon. The gold to Xehanort's silver. The white clothes to Xehanort's black clothes. She fills a similiar niche. Maybe Xehanort even thinks to himself that she reminds him of Eraqus...and maybe that makes their friendship a little bittersweet because now Xehanort misses Eraqus even more.

I imagine people like Sora being kinda confused at first by Xehanort and Strel's friendship. Strel can be sunny and sweet and a little bit of a scaredy cat, Xehanort can be a little gloomy and blunt and quite confident in himself (though they both have the "socially and/or emotionally reserved" thing going for them.) After a while though Sora realizes that Strel and Xehanort's friendship reminds him of his own friendship with Riku, and then it starts to make more sense to him. And in any case, if this means that Xehanort is making friends and not causing trouble, then Sora's fine with it.

Now, I wonder if a recompleted Lauriam looking for his sister would be okay with their friendship, though, given that Marluxia has worked with a Xehanort twice at this point and even tried to betray one of them once. Lauriam would realize that Xehanort is dangerous and can't be trusted and would probably try to screw things up for Strel and Xehanort despite their friendship actually being genuine with no ulterior motives (can't really blame Lauriam, though.) But maybe Strel would put her foot down and try to convince Lauriam that Xehanort is perfectly harmless.

Strel: And anyway, he's my friend—what, you don't want me to finally have friends?? Huh??

Lauriam: Ugh. Fine! But the second he does anything fishy I'm slicing his head off with my scythe.

Strel: Okay. <3

Xehanort: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "OKAY. <3"???

[moldsporr]

FINISHED ACT 2!!!! I promise I'm taking my time

Act 1 live reaction here

Here are notes I took while reading!!!

Hi vagabond fella… you're cute

Huh. So the world ended. Okay

Happy birthday john, you fucked up!!!! My god!!!!

Oh interesting… wonder if the kernel will come back later

I like this sprite lmaoooo silly guy

“It's a long way down” Hey. Hey wait a sec. Isn't that deltarune

HEY THE BUNNY WHERE DID IT GO

Bro Rose probably thinks you're dead lmfaooooo

House trapped. LIKE THE TITLE HOMESTUCK DO U GET IT

Am I supposed to ignore the Stop Scurrying button btw. He will scurry to my hearts content

HEY WHERES DAD.

“Would you like to play a game?” C…caliborn….? :3

We scurried until we couldn't scurry anymore

Aw he's scared :( WALK ACROSS IT ur fine…

A voice?? Is it the blue text. The sprite

OMG ITS THE VAGABOND!!!!

Sorry rose I'm not reading allat

So wait. Did the game cause the meteors or is it just saving people from them. Why was there no warning

Betty crocker is born /j

Nvm sprite said No <3

NOT NANNAS ASHESSSSS LMAOOOO

“Hoo-hoo-hoo” HEY I SAW CALIBORN GIGGLE LIKE THAT IN A FIC. I know the Striders have more to do with Caliborn but let me reach

OH its the sprite

Dave. Honey. Nows not the time for your rap

Which admittedly has fun rhymes

AW FLUCK IT

Dave what are you yapping about

THE FUCKIHG CAR OH MY GOD

DAVE OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU STILL GOING

Fluthlu… I love you

I'm not even gonna try to spell that but I like the other squid octopus creature as well

Oglogoth… goth !!!!

Hey wait. The horror terrors are part of sburb. Is the game influenced by their lives and interests. Like. Deltarune

OH PSYCHE!!! hi Dave

Sword!!!!!!

Wow your room is really mHEY I KNOW THOSE GUYS. THATS THE FELT GUYS. SQUAREWAVE AND RHE OTHER ROBOT. I KNOW THOSE ONES!!!!! OHHHHHH

Bleat like a goat and piss on your turntable

Oh Dave. Oh Dave

Hey wait is this earlier in the day.

Okay this is definitely earlier in the day

Aw. He doesn't wanna make satire of the sburb review

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS……

Is that. John's hand???? what the fuck is happening in midnight crew

Flagrant Homosexuality

YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT WHITE BABY (I was told that they use slurs, slur count 2!!!!)

Her life depends on you playing that game Dave

Ewwww what's the shit under the door

It's okay Dave piss probably isn't that bad. It's also probably Apple juice You're fine

HE GOT PISS/JUICE ON HIS TURNTABLES NOOOOOO

. They're gonna fly out the window

OH MY GOD BIRD NO

Wait. Davesprite is a bird with a sword in him. Omg is that bird the beginning of Davesprite omg!!!!

Wizard

Rose and her mom are fucking weird

MOM!!!!!

Hardcore parkour

Jade be telling the future…. Why can she do that

LIL CAL MENTION

NARRATOR YOU CANT BE SAYING THAT (slur count: 3)

Ironic Indulgence

Btw. Are you able to. Win the strifes. I'm so confused

“Fine, you'll interrupt your reading and turn around, but you don't see what could possibly be so oh my god it's a monster.” Hi this is absolute gold this is how I type

John died :(

Yay he's alive!!!

YOOOOO SICKKKK AFFFFF MOVE

John is such a nerd I love him

JASPERS NOOO

Hi Nanna harlequin sprite

Dave is very suddenly creeped out by the puppets, okay. Don't diss Lil cal bro

Baked good hater for Life!!! Also I am just like John I have absolutely no idea what Nannasprite was talking about. We r along for the ride

HUMAN ETIQUETTE WOOOO I NEED THAY BOOK

Jade why do you know all this stuff

Haha Dave's an emoji

IS THAT A DRIPPED OUT SLAPPY

HI CAL HI BABYGIRL !!!! I like Cal he's the man

Sweet Bro n Hella Jeff is. I

Cals eyes are so shiny

HAHAHAHAH JOHN MADE A SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF REFERENCE. I can't

U and me both Rose. We Are giggling

John died again

What the fuck is happening at Dave's house

ROSE RAP ROSE RAP

WHSJSHSJSH THE LITTLE IMP????

What the fuck is happening

I WANT TO PLAY A GAME is this a caliborn reference. Anyway uhhh Bro is kinda weird what's going on with him

Why does he have a camera in the saw guy figurine. Bro. What's uh up with you

BRO REALLY IS A NINJA…. Whys he jusy moving Cal around

Dave. I know you said your Bro is awesome but I think he's just really weird. He's silly

I do think it's interesting. John doesn't like his dad even though his dad is great (worst thing is he ignores that his kid doesn't like betty crocker goods). Rose hates her mom, but.. for like, the wrong reasons?? Like yeah her mom’s an alcoholic and seems neglectful but she doesn't seem to do the Irony shit Rose says she does. And then Dave seems to think Bro is the absolute best even though. This is not a great situation. I wonder what Jade's family is like

Also John and Rose avoid their parents but Dave's Bro seems to avoid Dave. interesting

Anyway POOR DAVE HE GOT SMOOSHED

Hey that letter is the same as the one in the trans dirk comic I saw :0

NOOO I WANTED TO SEE BRO

Yoooo John that's a cool weapon actually

That's a big boy right there what a big boy

ROSE THE FIRE ITS AT UR WINDOW

YO WAS THAT SILHOUETTE JADE?!?!?! JADE YAAA

Big boy!!!!!!

HEY I WAS INVESTED IN SEEING JOHN FIGHT. Oh at least we can see Bro. Wait how's Rose

??? JADE???

OOP NOPE. VAGABOND

What the fuck is happening I

vagabond is so silly I like him

Hey guys I think a king hurt vagabond. Just a guess. Probably reaching idk /j

VAGABOND PISS SCENE ?!?!?! YIPPEE!!!

Oh nvm. Btw can we get this guy a burger

HES SO HAPPY OVER THE. idk what that is DANGANRONPA BLOOD IN A CAN!!!!!!

HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE ON THESE SCREENS BTW. Wait I'm shouting so much. But what the fuck. Dave has his sprite??? Yay???? I thought he was gonna fight Bro??? What happened to Lil Cal???

Hey isn't that Jade's symbol on the pumpkin

Yooo that's such a cool cutscene actuHUH HOW IS IT THE END OF THE ACT AGAIN

The frick….

Anyway. Thoughts: I like Vagabond. Jade is mysterious. Dave gay. Bro creepy. Someone pls save Rose. John you gotta put your big boy pants on and fight those ogres. Good act!!! idk why people say the pre-trolls stuff is boring I'm enjoying myself

[xsezzie]

requests r OPEN?????

may i request for ler!mauvika and lee!capitano pls i love them both sm they're a married couple your honour ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

stay safe <3

I love these two, they’re so fun together 😍

Glad to see others love them as well 🥰

I hope you like! I’ve only played the first two Natlan patches so I hope their personalities and interactions are okay!

“Hmph.”

“What? Still injured from when I kicked your ass?” Mavuika grinned at the faceless Captain before her, maintaining his neutral stance.

The two travelled alone to a secluded mountain area, intent on duking it out again, this time with some more appropriate sparring rules and environment around.

“No, I am fine now.” The Captain almost seemed like he was being stubborn, but the Pyro Archon just grinned.

“Well, let’s get this started.”

The valleys echoed with the sounds of what could be described as explosions. The Scions of the Canopy were confused and concerned at first, but upon finding their Archon sparring with the Harbinger who recently took up residence, they seemed to calm down or watch in amusement and awe.

Eventually, Mavuika found an opening to shove Capitano to the ground… well, into the ground. A large crater was created by the impact and as the dust settled, the Captain didn’t even bother getting up.

Mavuika triumphantly straddled him and flicked her hair.

“Hah, where’s the fight, Captain?”

“Ugh…” He didn’t even bother trying to argue back, resigning himself to defeat this time.

“Heh, come on~” The Archon lightly prods his armpits, causing the Captain to jerk suddenly and let out a strange noise.

“AH!”

“Pfft, really? Did it hurt or… is it possible for Harbingers to be… ticklish?”

The Captain went to wrestle his attacker off, but she only dug her fingers into his armpits again. Despite his damaged body from the corruption, it seems he was still sensitive to these childish actions.

“S-Stop that! Mavuika!”

“Awww Captain~ Tickle tickle tickle!”

“Hnng… n-no… stohop!”

The Harbinger felt weak and embarrassed, unable to believe himself. He bit his lip so hard to prevent himself from laughing that it hurt. His arms flailed desperately, trying to push Mavuika’s arms away, or at least out of his armpits because at this stage, they were trapped under there.

“Who’s a little ticklish Harbinger~?”

What a disgusting and childish tone of voice, the Captain thought, but it worked in pushing him to giggle.

“Pff.. heh… Mavui… kahahaha!”

“This is amazing.”

“It’s nohohot!” His laugh was deep and raspy, making the Archon smile. She never thought she would hear this sound from such an authoritative and mysterious figure.

She experiments more with various spots on his body. Clawing at his stomach made him flail more.

“Gahahaha!”

His sides had his kicking and squirming.

“Ackk!! Pfff hahahahaha!”

Even experimentally gripping his thighs made him dig his heels into the ground and finally wriggle enough to get her to fall off.

“CEASE THIHIHIS!”

Mavuika laughs as she rolls onto the ground, watching the Captain with amusement and affection.

He coughs and splutters as the residual laughter fades, “S-Seriously?”

“You got quite the audience for that.”

Capitano notices the curious locals that are looking from the cliffs nearby, letting out an embarrassed groan.

“Is there uh… a way to erase this from your peoples memories?”

[quiverpaw]

How about a long lore backstory and rambling about rookpaw lore?

😁 ok 😁

uhh idk about tws. i guess arranged marriage? child abuse, internalized homophobia

basic info before u know

okay so basic tldr before everything. rookpaw's from a 1x1 with a friend called twoprinces. essentially there are two clans, cascadeclan and haarclan, Cc lives on the tundra by the sea and Hc lives in the taiga near the mountains. Both clans are monarchies instead of normal clan structures.

So like, the firstborn of the leader succeeds them except in cases where the firstborn dies, or whatever. It's normal for royal cats to have only one baby per litter typically although exceptions happen and usually they have more then one litter as "backup heirs". I also imagine nieces/nephews can also take over. Deputies are basically just a second-in-command, since the leader's mate is more like a third in most circumstances (both Rookpaw and Copperpaw's fathers are referred to as "kings", for nursery cats they're either "monarchs" or "queens"). maybe king is gender neutral? that'd be fun.

also these clans are a bit more complex and a bit more advanced- there's a secondary warrior role called a wright, who shears carcasses of pelts to make den beddings and more. they trade with kittypets and outsiders often for materials, and haarclan even can mine in the caverns they live in using bones and stones. they're also (slowly) starting to understand how to use fire.

basic characters

jackdawstar is ravenpaw, crowkit, and rookpaw's momma. she's kind of scary and very serious. a violent peacekeeper of sorts; her clan, haarclan, and cascadeclan had been at war for a lonnnng time ever since her grandfather jaystar started trying to eradicate Cc to keep his clan "safe". her idea of this was a union between her clan and Cc, and that her oldest daughter and heir, ravenpaw, could one day marry the Cc leader's (Clementinestar) only living son, Copperpaw.

Copperpaw is my friend's character, he's a pretty somali and he lost his older brother Reedstrike as well as his father Rowanstorm in a joint accident. He's also Rookpaw's romantic interest.

Prickletongue is jackdawstar's mate and the father of Crow, Rook, and Raven. He's kind of awful, mainly because he wasn't mainly interested in marrying Jackdawstar. The only reason the two were together because of a favor Jackdawstar's mother Stellerstar carried out for Prickletongue's father Bramblesnare. It's like, "hey, u earned this, welcome to the royal family lol." He's more interested in a clanmate named Bumblesnag, but that's an issue not yet canon. Prickletongue however DOES like the power involved with being king; however he has to balance two apprentices (Goldpaw and Rookpaw) because he hadn't expected to have two kits at once. In HC the royals mentor their own children except in special cases.

Rookpaw and Ravenpaw are in the same litter, although Ravenpaw was born first. Crowkit's from a later litter.

canon story inrp

the story starts off with both clans learning about the arrangement between ravenpaw and rookpaw at a gathering, which ravenpaw's unhappy about but allows to happen to not upset her mother. she is a closeted lesbian. this is an issue later

rookpaw however is furious, as is copperpaw, and rookpaw insults cascadeclan as a whole (he is a little xenophobic at the start, in a usual clan cat way) and copperpaw attacks him and shreds one of his ears, causing the moon to be covered.

later on after ravenpaw and copperpaw chat, and somewhat get along although cascadeclan deputy kindleblaze brings copperpaw home. day after jackdawstar takes her kits to publicly apologize at Cc camp, and copperpaw invites ravenpaw to something called "rendezvous", which he is a host of. ravenpaw is allowed to take rookpaw as a plus one.

essentially rendezvous are just coordinated highschool parties. big fan of catmint. copperpaw's brother reedstrike (then reedpaw) was the founder of them, but after he died copperpaw recruited a tomcat in his clan named honeysucklepaw, and Hc's healer apprentice ternpaw to help host.

they get to this party and it all goes alright, rookpaw eats a little bit too much catmint but copperpaw gives him some honeycomb to subside it and they get along for the first time.

we're also introduced to ploverpaw after the rendezvous, who is a shecat in rookpaw's clan who is very fond of him. ternpaw and ravenpaw start to become very close.

rookpaw's infatuated with the idea of "getting back" at copperpaw for shredding his ear through all of this. when the next rendezvous comes around (they happen every new moon), he attacks copperpaw during a party game, which earns him some nasty scoldings from ternpaw and copperpaw both.

a cat named kestrelpaw approaches rookpaw after all of this, asking him about his violent tendencies and they end up offering rookpaw a chance (more like, telling him) to meet his great-grandfather jaystar just out of curiosity. a few days later they meet, and rookpaw's a bit intrigued only because jaystar is far less scary then stories made him out to be. around this, jaystar and kestrelpaw are both keen on rookpaw improving his fighting to get back at copperpaw, but drop this once rook grows more fond of copperpaw. after some time he becomes a official df trainee.

copperpaw, ravenpaw, and ternpaw all spend some time together, establishing themselves as friends, and copperpaw gets to know a little more about rookpaw as a result. when they're all heading home, copper and rook accidentally meet on the border, and have a genuine conversation. rook learns about copperpaw's deceased brother, and how he at one point had this faded pink collar from a kittypet he'd been fond of. during this, rookpaw's like, wtf, he looks pretty, holy shit i have to get out of here, and bolts.

rookpaw decides he can try and make friends with copperpaw as amends, and he spends some time to retrieve this collar to deliver it to copperpaw at the next gathering. around this time rookpaw befriends a clanmate named crescentpaw, who advises him a lot and tells him he's probably not straight, which rookpaw's like "whatever" but is fully in denial about having any opinion on copperpaw besides "tense friends".

following this, for some funsies at the third rendezvous we get to have the cats reenact hamilton. they're all theatre nerds. it's fun.

"not really in-rp but canon or will be canon anyways"

i've got a lot of plans for rookpaw mainly involving his father, great-grandfather and his dark forest stuff. he hates prickletongue, the feeling's mutual, although eventually prickletongue is learned to be the father of bumblesnag's kits and he's "revoked" from his spot as king.

rookpaw ends up killing kestrelpaw during dark forest training and swears off of doing it afterwards. he becomes terrified of the idea of his grandfather not really being all kind like he thought, and that he might be like that eventually anyways. often he wonders if he "looks like" jaystar, as they're both colorpoints, but not really. they don't.

kestrelpaw's twin kitepaw (these two are relatives of ploverpaw, fun fact) ends up joining HC to investigate kestrelpaw's entire vanishing from CC, and ploverpaw helps, as well as ropes rookpaw into helping without the knowledge that he's the one who did it. I'm not sure where to go from there.

ravenpaw stuff

ravenpaw's arguably more important then rookyboy, i love her lots. her story is mainly focused on becoming herself and not just an heir- her mother's more conservative ideals have her ruin her closest relationship; when ternpaw confesses to her and ravenpaw freaks out at the idea of realizing she's gay.

i dabble with the idea of crowkit (crowpaw, in this scenario) patrolling with her kin and being attacked by a owl, or hawk, something bird of prey, and jackdawstar defends her but loses her last life in a terrible time, since ravenpaw will still be PAW and have to take over early. it'd mirror ternpaw, who's mentor maggotbreath dies of old and and has her require to become full healer and name herself 'ternflight'.

ravenpaw either will become 'ravenstar', and allow herself to just follow the cycle and have herself be unhappy, change the rules with her newfound power and shape her clan for the better, or leave entirely. in the latter situation rookpaw would either join her or have to take over as leader. we'll see!

[burrowkit]

So, I full out acknowledge that my life has been good, but a lot of random, weird, awful stuff has also happened that feels relatively fine but like...

Sometimes someone calls it out and then it's like "wait, that's just a Tuesday for me. Is this not normal?"

Among some of the stranger (bad) things (I guess)-

Basically growing up with minimal oversight at a sailing club (still was safe, it was def community watches all the kids attitude)

Girls snapping each other's bras back to cause pain

Playing a game called Man Hunt which was kind of like tag, but like, if you were tagged you joined the hunting party, and tried to find everyone in the school yard

A reminder that being popular tends to be seen as well known. You could be the heavily bullied kid but still considered "popular" because everyone knows your name (I'd argue popular and well-known/notorious are two different things, but whatever)

Had the entire male population of my class (and many guys from the other classes) be my bully (as a gal)

Had a guy (different school, why is it always the guys? This actually should go above the previous 2 points, but anyways) spend the entire year sneaking up behind me to scare me. This has resulted in my very LOUD scream when I'm startled, as a defence mechanism

At every immunization/flu shot/vaccine dose, someone would always punch my arm near/at the injection site for up to a week later (someone as in another student)

Cornered into small spaces by a guy

Had my stuff constantly stolen (when it's the entire male population, it's pretty easy for them to steal and hide my stuff)

Had my OCD made fun of while I was clearly struggling

Was bullied because I was crying because my grandmother had just died (my dad was being a tad tough and forcing me to go to school because he couldn't miss work, the kids didn't seem to understand I had little choice in my ability to stay home)

Attempted to give the silent treatment/ignore my bullies as a New Year Resolution because I was desperate to just not have them in my life (which ultimately made things worse and got me called a bully for wanting to cut out people actively tearing me apart)

A break for positivity, reading all sorts of cool books during lunch

Okay. Had a crow call my name, repeatedly. When I made it to High School, it did move there. It does occasionally find me, continuing to call my name.

Had everyone constantly shipping me with everybody. Constantly. Any guy I talk to? Clearly they're my "soulmate" and I need to date them. -eyeroll-

Jumping back in time, we used to camp with a giant group of my parent's friends, and we all love Scooby Doo. We'd spend every year trying to do a show of some sorts. One year, we made a horror film (which is really more of a comedy, but anyways)

Spent time as a kid playing catch with the wind. (Tossing a giant frisbee into the air, it would hover for a few seconds, then come back to me)

Had 2 friends be given the "it's them or us" choice. First one chose the new group, bullied me out of our friendship. Second one chose me, held it over my head. Learned the lesson that it's best to bow out.

Frequently late to school (high school) due to the school bus picking us up late. Got made fun of for that.

My friends became obsessed with locking out bad emotions, and pushed me to lock up all my emotions except seeming happy to them.

Things time in such weird ways, and I can't even explain that

Randomly picking up phones before they ring.

Was told off by a random city bus driver because I couldn't see the accident (no one else on the bus saw, but he took out his anger on me)

{I should mention, I was once told I was a bully magnet. Like, went to this class specifically for people who are outcasts... they made me the designated outcast... of outcasts. That kind of hurt}

I constantly learn something new that I have normalized as "this is life", only to find out that it's so absolutely not. E.g. having bad fevers with a period isn't always normal. Nor is feeling like one is dying... anyways...

Being treated as a Reserved Sign in High School for the tables in the cafeteria during our free... even when there are other tables available.

After a car accident (MINOR car accident), being told by the doctor that I'm lucky to be alive, let alone the fact that I was the only one with minor whiplash

Being laid off during the solar eclipse (and having a minor surgery pre-planned later that same week, and my car being fixed magically too)

Said lay off came with the bonus of being able to spend time with visiting family which was a great coincidence

On the other negative thing, learning that abusive work conditions are often the same red flags as relationship ones. Same names, different 'this is what it looks like'.

[autobot-ratchet]

earthspark episode 9+10!

hfgdjs I love how they've been building up ghost as this super skeevy morally grey organization that's using the autobots to further their anti-con agenda but they're all just cringefail losers, including that one dude from earlier who was hunting Twitch

"it's been 30 years! well, 15 for you." okay so I'm completely justified in feeling weird about everyone being so cool with Megatron lmfAO he was absolutely doing decepticon shit on earth within recent memory

THE BUMBLEBEE SUIT........

I love how we're slowly but surely playing with the idea of gender-swapping more and more bots (in particular, swapping from male to female since yknow. there's like 1000 male bots and like maybe 20 females if you really scrape for the obscure ones lmfAO)

I barely have anything to say about this scene, this is just some good, good action lmAO

as much as I poke fun at Dr. Mandroid, I am immediately interested in his villainous angle here, especially in tandem with ghost's deal and Optimus and Megatron's moral dilemma, I'm seeing the overarching themes, I am the noticer

fhdsjak come on Op you gotta pinky-swear

aw I'm glad Optimus arranged things so that he can still go with the Terrans, I was fully prepared for him to have to be like "eermmm sorry, I know I pinky-swore, but actually I gotta go do ghost things you know how it is." also more Megatron-Dorothy time hell yes I'm so ready

oh I LOOOOOOOOVE how Dorothy holds onto Megatron's leg as he walks, like it's a practiced motion they've done a thousand times oughgjdsfgu I forgot how much I love human/bot relationships my fucking neurons are ACTIVATED

oh shit these spider droid things can do it all

GET HIS ASS DOROTHY

ooh tell me the LORE mandroid, he hates literally all parties involved and I wanna know why, spill the teeeeaaaaaa

there's that spidery symbol again (edit: I was playing Earth Wars and saw that symbol again in that game, it's Quintus Prime's crest lmAO I kinda thought it was gonna be Tarantulas-related since I know his ass is in this show somewhere)

"go ahead, kids, you got the touch." and the fuckin synth music kicking in shut uuuUUUPPP

the ember stone, huh? I did call it a matrix rock before but it looks absolutely nothing like the matrix lmAO so yeah that's fair that it's an entirely different object

I love that they wrote Alex to just. have transformers as a special interest, I love how it works in both canon and meta, I love transformers lore lmAO

once again crossing my fingers and praying for the cyber sleeves to equip the human children with weapons to protect themselves

uhhhgfhdsj I'll come back and edit this post with what the cybertronian writing says later, I wanna watch right now lmAO besides I'm willing to bet it says the same thing the wall did, "in times of need, help shall rise to your call," that fits for this situation (edit: it does not lmfAO it says "Evolution of hope.")

OH NEW GUYS, THAT ONE'S NIGHTSHADE RIGHT THAT'S MY FELLOW THEY/THEM USER HIIIIIIII

oh shit they actually caused a cave-in

happy birthday kids, now escape mortal peril lmAO

oh of course Nightshade's a little fruity with it lmfAO also I gotta say, I'm pleasantly surprised by the masculine voice, usually when an agender individual shows up in a piece of mainstream media, they're very clearly feminine/afab since the general cis population thinks that agender people are just weird and quirky women and have a hard time grasping the concept of amab folks being anything other than Male so I'm happy to see this

I love that everyone else in the show also just calls this dude Mandroid lmfAO like even during serious scenes, they're not even dunking on him like I am, he really did just fuck up his introduction forever

"he or she just doesn't fit who I am" oh it warms my heart to hear that in a mainstream transformers cartoon aaaAAAAAHHHH..... and I was afraid they'd handle that in a really clunky way, especially when I heard that a character literally says the words "Nightshade's pronouns are they/them" in the script, but that felt natural enough in its canon context. also I do feel a tiny bit of vindictive glee at them specifically saying "he or she" is not correct, cannot TELL you how many times I've seen people use "he or she" to refer to a group of people when "they" would've worked just fine, just REALLY letting me know you think there's only two options

ohhh hearing Optimus prime respect someone's they/them pronouns has my heart soaring lmAO it feels like my veins are filled with liquid sunshine, feels good feels right feels organic!!! literally every time I start doubting my gender and thinking I should just go back to presenting as cis, I hear someone refer to someone else with they/them pronouns just casually like it's not even an issue and the gender euphoria goes DINGDINGDINGDINGDING!!! and like truly what choice do I have but to be more of a they/them than ever lmAO

I said it before but I love how involved Dorothy is with the action in this show. It always made me happy that June got to be part of the team in transformers prime but she was a doctor, not a fighter. I am specifically glad that Dorothy is fucking shit up in this cartoon lmAO it rules

ooh interesting, his base moves??? or is it invisible, I know he's got that kind of tech

aww Alex...

omgdhfasjk the seven billion text messages...

I am a fucking sucker, that whole "the color purple" thing got me good lmAO

fghsdjksa good fake accent, Hashtag

DFGADHJSFDGHDJSF THE SPARKLY ANIME YURI FLASHBACK..... purple is apparently also the color of lesbian airplanes, first Slipstream now Skywarp lmfAO

this man's lips are so fucking dry y'all gotta stop zooming in on them

OH THE BASE DOES IN FACT JUST FUCKING MOVE LMAO

oh hell yeah, love the heart-shaped explosions while they kiss lmAO

oh my god Mandroid really does have history and beef with EVERYONE, how the FUCK does he know Alex???

Twitch is just collecting dads like it's a hobby

ooh shit we got spilled energon

girl you better know what the fuck you're doing, I actually like you you better not die

YEAAAHHHH FUCK HIS WHOLE DAY UP

"is every day like this for you?" FOR REAL LIKE Y'ALL HAVE BEEN ALIVE FOR HALF A DAY AND ALREADY YOU'VE SEEN ALL THIS SHIT

aww I'm glad Optimus finally got a dub, he's been getting yelled at this whole dang show and now we finally got some tangible progress on the kind of thing he's trying to achieve, good for him, good for everybody

[twoidiotwriters1]

Daughter of Olympus (Leo Valdez xFem!Oc)

A/N: We're almost done with The Lost Hero!! -Danny Words: 3,160 Series' Masterlist Previous Chapter / Next Chapter

XVI. I Miss Ten Seconds Ago When I Didn't Know This Guy Existed

The palace is a wild mix of a TV studio and Greek architecture, Ara doesn't feel particularly threatened by it, just weirded out.

"That's bizarre," Piper points at the satellites ahead.

"Guess you can't get cable on a floating island," Leo says bemusedly. "Dang, check this guy's front yard."

"One section for each of the four wind gods," Jason says in awe. "Four cardinal directions."

"A garden for every season," Ara hums. "I'd love to live in Autumn."

"Big fan of cardigans?" Piper grins. 

"Actually, the color palette matches up with my skin tone," Ara jokes.

Piper squints a little. "Funny, I would've taken you for a pastel fangirl."

Ara wrinkles her nose. "Drew ruined those for me. All the good things in life have vibrant colors in them! The lava wall, those blue gummies mom buys, green..." Her voice dies down, a memory causing her to lose focus.

 "Like pasture," Hedge points out. "You guys mind—"

"Go ahead," Jason allows him.

"Just please, for the love of Pan, don't try to fight any wind spirits!" Ara implores, reacting as the satyr goes away.

"Hello!" A transparent lady shows up out of nowhere. "Are you from Lord Zeus? We've been expecting you."

"Are you a ghost?" Jason blurts out.

"I'm an aura, sir," the lady pouts. "A wind nymph, as you might expect, working for the lord of the winds. My name is Mellie. We don't have ghosts."

"No, of course you don't! My friend simply mistook you for Helen of Troy, the most beautiful mortal of all time. It's an easy mistake," Piper lies.

"Oh..." the nymph blushes. "Well, then. So you are from Zeus?"

"Er, I'm the son of Zeus, yeah."

"And you're Ara Jackson? Daughter of Olympus?" Mellie turns to her, noticing the silver glow Ara still has around her.

"So they tell me, yes," the girl tilts her head, trying to figure out whether Mellie is a cloud or a projection.

"Excellent! Please, right this way." She floats forward. "We're out of prime time now, so that's good. I can fit you in right before his 11:12 spot."

"Um, okay," Jason glances at Ara, and she nods encouragingly.

As they keep moving, they stop to let a harpy pass by. Ara beams, pointing at her the same way people point at cows on the road. "Harpy!"

"Not an aura?" Jason's expression is vastly different from Ara's.

"That's a harpy, of course. Our, ah, ugly stepsisters, I suppose you would say. Don't you have harpies on Olympus?"

"We have them at camp!" The more time she spends outside, the happier Ara gets when she encounters something familiar. "They're fun when they're not trying to eat you."

"What?" Leo steps back.

"They're spirits of violent gusts, unlike us aurai," Mellie nods like that's a perfectly normal thing to say. "We're all gentle breezes."

"'Course you are," Jason agrees casually.

"So," Piper steps in, "you were taking us to see Aeolus?"

"We have a few minutes before he starts," Mellie floats into another room. "He probably won't kill you if we go in now. Come along!"

They're so distracted by what they find inside, that Leo doesn't notice there's no floor. Jason saves him from visiting the Underworld unannounced. "Holy—! Hey, Mellie, a little warning next time!"

"Oh, my," the nymph looks genuinely embarrassed. "I'm so sorry—Hello, sets? Is that Nuggets? Hi, Nuggets," she speaks through a walkie-talkie. "Could we get a floor in the main studio, please? Yes, a solid one. Thanks."

A bunch of harpies hurries to set and start building, their process is unnerving, but Ara trusts these creatures with her life. She was raised around them, they're not bright, but they still get the job done.

"That can't be safe," Jason mutters.

"Oh, it is! The harpies are very good."

Ara steps forward confidently and Jason stops her scowling. "Let me go first."

She raises a brow. "I won't die."

"Good. I'll go first." He pulls her back and then after three hesitant steps, he nods. Piper follows right away and holds onto his hand. "If I fall, you're catching me."

"Uh, sure," Jason replies, visibly flustered.

Leo steps forward too. "You're catching me, too, Superman. But I ain't holding your hand."

Ara snorts. "Now that you're all there, may I join you?"

When Jason glares at her, he reminds her of Thalia when she annoyed her. "Thought a General doesn't listen to orders from lesser demigods?"

"I'm just teasing a friend," Ara steps onto the improvised floor and quickly leaves the other three behind. "Hurry up, we don't have time!"

She knows it'll become just another problem in the long run: caring for people and wanting to look after them, was what put her in this situation, to begin with. But it's not like she can do anything about it now. She's getting a little attached to these demigods.

Mellie clears her throat shyly. "Ah, sir, Mr. Aeolus, these demigods—"

"Hold it! Watch!" Aeolus looks like a news presenter with the exception of his sky-blue suit (clouds included). He points excitedly to one of the screens. He's watching one of those tornado chasers shows. "The Disaster Channel. People do that on purpose! Isn't that amazing? Let's watch it again."

"Um, sir, these are Jason and Ara—"

"Yes, yes, I remember," Aeolus glances at Jason. "You're back. How did it go?"

"Sorry?" He blinks. "I think you've mistaken me—"

"No, no, Jason Grace, aren't you? It was—what—last year? You were on your way to fight a sea monster, I believe."

"I—I don't remember," he stammers.

"Must not have been a very good sea monster!" The god laughs. "No, I remember every hero who's ever come to me for aid. Odysseus—gods, he docked at my island for a month! At least you only stayed a few days. Now, watch this video. These ducks get sucked straight into—"

"Sir, two minutes to air."

"Air! I love air. How do I look? Makeup!"

Ara sighs. "Alright, Jason, he seems to know you. I think you should do the talking."

"Mr. Aeolus." Jason slips off the backpack, offering its contents to Aeolus. "We brought you these rogue storm spirits."

"Did you!" He glances at the bag, not even pretending to be thankful. "Well, how nice."

"Boreas sent us to capture them for you," Jason continues politely. Ara feels a bit sorry for him, she's as knee-deep in this as he is, but at least she knows why she's doing it, Jason has no idea why he's being forced to try. "We hope you'll accept them and stop—you know—ordering demigods to be killed."

Aeolus laughs. "Demigods be killed—did I order that?"

"Yes, sir, fifteenth of September," Mellie looks at her tablet. "'Storm spirits released by the death of Typhon, demigods to be held responsible,' etc... yes, a general order for them all to be killed."

"Oh, pish, I was just grumpy."

Ara's hand tightens around her compass, she's not going to use her sword, but she holds onto it to try and remember not all immortals are assholes. Just grumpy,he says, like causing the deaths of innocents is no biggie.

"Rescind that order, Mellie, and um, who's on guard duty—Teriyaki?—Teri, take these storm spirits down to cell block Fourteen E, will you?" A harpy snatches the bag out of Jason's hands and flies away. "Now, sorry about that kill-on-sight business. But gods, I really was mad, wasn't I? You know... I remember now. Almost seemed like a voice was telling me to give that order. A little cold tingle on the back of my neck."

His suit changes and darkens, Ara gets an unpleasant shiver down her spine.

"A... um, voice in your head, sir?"

"Yes. How odd. Mellie, should we kill them?"

"No, sir. They just brought us the storm spirits, which makes everything all right."

"Of course." He laughs again. "Sorry. Mellie, let's send the demigods something nice. A box of chocolates, perhaps."

"A box of chocolates to every demigod in the world, sir?"

"No, too expensive. Never mind. Wait, it's time! I'm on!" He flies away and stands in front of a camera.

"Mellie," Jason starts, "is he... always like that?"

"Well, you know what they say. If you don't like his mood, wait five minutes. That expression 'whichever way the wind blows'—that was based on him."

"Also good to describe some people," Leo mutters, and Ara has the infuriating feeling he's talking about her.

"And that thing about the sea monster," Jason continues. "Was I here before?"

"I'm sorry, I don't remember," she admits bashfully. "I'm Mr. Aeolus's new assistant. I've been with him longer than most, but still—not that long."

"How long do his assistants usually last?" Piper asks. 

"Oh... I've been doing this for... twelve hours?"

"So you're promising," Ara muses.

As Aeolus continues his predictions, Jason scowls at the screen in front of them. "This can't be right, weather isn't this random."

"And how often are the mortal weathermen right?" Mellie grins. "They talk about fronts and air pressure and moisture, but the weather surprises them all the time. At least Aeolus tells us why it's so unpredictable. Very hard job, trying to appease all the gods at once. It's enough to drive anyone..."

"Completely nuts," Ara says under her breath. "Dear Olympus, these are the beings that control the fabric of our universe?"

"And that's the weather. See you in twelve minutes, because I'm sure it'll change!" His face shows briefly just how exhausted he is before putting on a smile. "So, you brought me some rogue storm spirits. I suppose... thanks! And did you want something else? I assume so. Demigods always do."

"Um, sir, this is Zeus's son," Mellie repeats like it should mean something.

"Yes, yes. I know that. I said I remembered him from before."

"But, sir, they're here from Olympus. This is Ara Jackson, we've heard of her..."

Aeolus bursts into loud chortles, startling both Jason and Ara. "You mean you're here on behalf of your father this time, boy? And you're here supervising his quest?" He eyes Ara with interest. "Finally! I knew they would send someone to renegotiate my contract!"

"Um, what?"

"Oh, thank goodness! It's been what, three thousand years since Zeus made me master of the winds. Not that I'm ungrateful, of course! But really, my contract is so vague. Obviously I'm immortal, but 'master of the winds.' What does that mean? Am I a nature spirit? A demigod? A god? I want to be god of the winds, because the benefits are so much better. Can we start with that?"

"Dude," Leo squints, "you think we're here to promote you?"

"You are, then?" Aeolus beams, his suit matching his humor. "Marvelous! I mean, I think I've shown quite a bit of initiative with the weather channel, eh? And of course I'm in the press all the time. So many books have been written about me: Into Thin Air, Up in the Air, Gone with the Wind—"

"Er, I don't think those are about you," Jason begins before Mellie gestures at him to shut up.

"Nonsense," Aeolus snorts. "Mellie, they're biographies of me, aren't they?"

"Absolutely, sir."

"There, you see? I don't read. Who has time? But obviously the mortals love me. So, we'll change my official title to god of the winds. Then, about salary and staff—"

"Sir, we're not from Olympus," Jason cuts his speech. Ara can tell this won't end well. "I'm the son of Zeus, yes, and Ara's the servant of the gods, but we're not here to negotiate your contract. We're on a quest and we need your help."

The guy's expression darkens. "Like last time? Like every hero who comes here? Demigods! It's always about you, isn't it?"

"Sir, please, I don't remember last time, but if you helped me once before—"

"I'm always helping! Well, sometimes I'm destroying, but mostly I'm helping, and sometimes I'm asked to do both at the same time! Why, Aeneas, the first of your kind—"

"My kind? You mean, demigods?"

"Oh, please! I mean your line of demigods. You know, Aeneas, son of Venus—the only surviving hero of Troy. When the Greeks burned down his city, he escaped to Italy, where he founded the kingdom that would eventually become Rome, blah, blah, blah. That's what I meant."

Ara's skin crawls at the mention, something tells her it holds more than just Jason's lineage. But she can't tell why she's feeling this way. 

"I don't get it," Jason insists in frustration.

"I do," Ara thinks with dread. "Wish I didn't."

"The point being, I was thrown in the middle of that conflict, too! Juno calls up: 'Oh, Aeolus, destroy Aeneas's ships for me. I don't like him.' Then Neptune says, 'No, you don't! That's my territory. Calm the winds.' Then Juno is like, 'No, wreck his ships, or I'll tell Jupiter you're uncooperative!' Do you think it's easy juggling requests like that?"

"No, I guess not."

"And don't get me started on Amelia Earhart! I'm still getting angry calls from Olympus about knocking her out of the sky!"

"You do realize that's on them, right?" Ara frowns. "Demigods never get to choose their fates."

He gives her the coldest look ever. "Didn't you choose to split your world in two?"

Ara pales and shuts up. 

"We just want information," Piper tries to calm him. "We hear you know everything."

"Well..." he fixes his posture. "That's true, of course. For instance, I know that this business here, this harebrained scheme of Juno's to bring you all together is likely to end in bloodshed. As for you, Piper McLean, I know your father is in serious trouble." He makes a photograph appear and gives it to Piper. "This—this is from his wallet. Yes, all things lost in the wind eventually come to me. The photo blew away when the Earthborn captured him." 

"The what?" Piper yelps.

Aeolus turns to Leo. "Now, you, son of Hephaestus... yes, I see your future." He summons a drawing. It looks like something a talented child would've made, but Leo grabs it as if it's covered in acid.

"Leo?" Jason looks at him. "What is it?"

"Something I—I drew when I was a kid. It's... yeah, it's nothing," he hides it.

"Really? Just the key to your success! Now, where were we?" Aeolus looks at Ara and she does her best not to cower. He finds that amusing. "Ah, yes, you wanted information. Are you sure about that? Sometimes information can be dangerous."

"Yeah," Jason speaks for her. "We need to find the lair of Enceladus."

"The giant? Why would you want to go there? He's horrible! He doesn't even watch my program!"

"Aeolus, he's got my father. We need to rescue him and find out where Hera is being held captive."

"Now, that's impossible. Even I can't see that, and believe me, I've tried. There's a veil of magic over Hera's location—very strong, impossible to locate."

"She's at a place called the Wolf House," Jason continues.

"Hold on!" Aelous makes a show out of it. "I'm getting something! Yes, she's at a place called the Wolf House! Sadly, I don't know where that is."

Ara's ready to throw Mellie's tablet at his head, but her three companions are more patient.

"Enceladus does," Piper insists. "If you help us find him, we could get the location of the goddess—" 

"Yeah," Leo adds. "And if we save her, she'd be really grateful to you—"

"And Zeus might promote you," Jason concludes.

"A promotion—and all you want from me is the giant's location?"

"Well, if you could get us there, too," Jason suggests, "that would be great."

"Oh, he could do that! He often sends helpful winds—"

"Mellie, quiet! I have half a mind to fire you for letting these people in under false pretenses."

"Yes, sir. Sorry, sir."

"It wasn't her fault," Jason hurries to say. "But about that help..."

"He will," Ara replies confidently. "Saying no to us is saying no to Olympus."

"Well... Zeus approves," Aeolus nods a little, listening to his earpiece. "He says... he says it would be better if you could avoid saving her until after the weekend, because he has a big party planned—Ow! That's Aphrodite yelling at him, reminding him that the solstice starts at dawn. She says I should help you—oh, so you are her daughters, huh? Go figure... And Hephaestus... yes. Hmm. Very rare they agree on anything. Hold on..."

"Oh, gods," Ara wonders if they are above her or sideways to the north. She opts for simply raising her voice and clapping a few times. "Hey, my lords, ladies, and in-betweens? Can we hurry up?"

Hedge shows up burping loudly, his face all covered in fresh grass. Mellie gasps and blushes. "Who is that?"

Jason coughs to hide a chortle, Ara elbows him. "T-That? That's just Coach Hedge. Uh, Gleeson Hedge. He's our..."

"Our satyr," Ara can't stop the playful Aphrodite in her from pushing Mellie forward. "My personal guard."

"He's so goatly," Mellie whispers.

Piper pretends to vomit behind the nymph, which causes Leo to snort loudly.

"What's up, guys?" Hedge walks up to them. "Wow, nice place. Oh! Sod squares..."

"Coach, you just ate," Jason reminds him. "And we're using the sod as a floor. This is, ah, Mellie—" 

"An aura," Hedge smiles. "Beautiful as a summer breeze."

"Did I die?" Ara looks at Piper with a straight face. "This feels like a field of punishment."

"Aeolus here was just about to help us," Jason explains to Hedge.

"Yes..." Aeolus replies absently. "It seems so. You'll find Enceladus on Mount Diablo."

"Devil Mountain?" Leo frowns. "That doesn't sound good."

"I remember that place!" Piper exclaims. "I went there once with my dad. It's just east of San Francisco Bay."

"The Bay Area again?" Hedge huffs. "Not good. Not good at all."

"Now... as to getting you there—" Aeolus whimpers, hitting the earpiece desperately, when he looks up he's frantic. "She hasn't spoken to me for centuries. I can't—yes, yes I understand. I'm sorry, son of Jupiter. New orders. You all have to die."

"Oh, c'mon!" Ara groans.

"But—but, sir! Zeus said to help them. Aphrodite, Hephaestus—"

"Mellie! Your job is already on the line. Besides, there are some orders that transcend even the wishes of the gods, especially when it comes to the forces of nature."

"Whose orders? Zeus will fire you if you don't help us!"

"I doubt it." Aeolus makes a cell with storm spirits appear. "Even Zeus understands the order of things, and if she is waking—by all the gods—she cannot be denied. Good-bye, heroes. I'm terribly sorry, but I'll have to make this quick. I'm back on the air in four minutes."

"Oh, she'll be denied alright," Ara draws out her sword. "And you with her."

Jason brings out his sword as well, and Hedge lifts his club. Mellie screams. "No!" 

She pulls them down into the mountain's pit.

"Mellie, you are so fired!" Aeolus shouts above them.

"Quick! Son of Zeus, do you have any power over the air?" She speaks over the wild winds.

"A little!"

"Then help me, or you're all dead!"

"Group hug!" Jason yells at the rest.

"This is NOT GOOD!" Leo screams as they all huddle together.

"Bring it on, gas bags! I'll pulverize you!" Hedge yells.

"He's magnificent," Mellie says dreamily.

"Concentrate?" Jason complains.

She whimpers. "Can't—hold—long! Stay together! When the winds hit—"

"You're doing great, Mellie," Hedge encourages her. "My own mama was an aura, you know. She couldn't have done better herself."

"Iris-message me?"

"I'm gonna let myself fall!" Ara groans.

"Could you guys plan your date later?" Piper adds in annoyance. "Look!"

Mellie makes one last effort, and they fly out of the tunnel at an alarming speed.

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Honestly, I've been pretty stressed about the idea of rg not being canon. I know that sounds stupid but life has kinda been kicking my ass and I could use the win, you know? But your posts analyses and stuff help me feel a little better, so thank you :)

Awe, don't stress friend!! I could sit here and say 'shipping is just for fun' (which is true), but at the end of the day I'll also be really heckin' sad if they somehow don't go with RG in the end. You're not stupid for feeling that way. 💕 I know it's easy to think I'm looking with a biased lens or shipping goggles - and i'll be the first to admit I, just like any other shipper, will reach from time to time - but I didn't start seriously shipping RG until v8 for a reason.

I thought after Oscar's introduction that maybe he would be Ruby's love interest because I genuinely had not seen any other possibilities in show up until that point, but I wasn't certain. Then the fumble in v7 is followed so closely by the blush in v8 (like less than 12 hours in canon) and when you see them so close back to back it's like oh... ohhhhhhhh okay they have been building up to this haven't they? And once you recognize that and re-watch the whole show, it's really freaking hard to ignore it.

Especially when it's following such a similar pattern to all other romances in the story with the conflict induced separation and the whole 'receiving support & what they need most from each other in ways they aren't getting from anyone else' thing.

Ruby supports everyone similarly, but they wouldn't have focused so hard on how well Oscar supports her in turn and how earnestly he tries to share her burdens if it wasn't on purpose. They wouldn't have been the only pair that was split up in v7/8, teased that hug, then kept them separated in v9 if they weren't building to a very strong reunion. "Distance makes the heart grow fonder" and all that.

Also i'm not gonna point fingers or dunk on other ships but there isn't really... anyone else left in the narrative that can fit the role of Ruby's love interest given the framework crwby has set up. pls don't attack me for saying this.

But i'm glad the analyses are helping!! I don't have a lot of confidence with writing them cause ADHD brain makes staying on track very difficult and I'm always worried they're messy or don't make sense. I just have many thoughts about them and it's nice to have a place to put them all. 👉👈 Bonus when people yell with me about them sometimes ehe. I wanna make more when I can but if there are any parts of the ship that folks wanna hear about, i'm always open to suggestions on what to talk about!

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Mini Fanfic #1154: Homecoming (SSBU X Wario Ware x Persona 5)

10:16 a.m. at Diamond City's La Glorious Cruise Boat........

Ashley: (Let's Out a Sigh While Standing Next to Lucason the Tip of the Cruise) Well, that vaction was.....certainly something to remember.

Lucas: Tell me about it. I still can't believe Wario sacrificed himself to save the entire island.

Ashley: I can somewhat believe that. Considering all the crazy adventures he keeps getting himself roped in, I wouldn't be too surprised if he find some way to get out it. Eventually.

Lucas: ('Sigh') That's true. I hope he won't get too lonely by then.....Or at least get cranky enough to blow a literal casket.

Ashley: (Casually Shrugs) Better a casket than the lower area of the body.

Lucas: (Chuckles a Bit) Yeah.

'A Bit of Silence'

Lucas: Hey, Ashley?

Ashley: Hm?

Lucas: (Rubbing the Back of his Head Back and Forth with a Soft, Bit of a Sheepish Smile on his Face) I-I know you guys are already gotten tired of me saying this, but I really can't thank you all enough for inviting me along on this trip. It was really fun.

Ashley: (Giggles a Bit) Honestly, Lucas, that's like what? The fourth or fifth time you thanked us? There's really no need for you keep doing that. (Hugs her Boyfriend Lovingly) All that matter to us is that you had yourself a good time out of all of it.

Lucas: (Heart Begins to Melt in Genuine Happiness as He Hugs his Ashley Back) Thank you~

Ashley: (Puts on a Fake Pouty Look on her Face)

Lucas: (Giggles Softly) T-This the time last time I'm saying that, i promise!~

Ashley: (Playfully Raises an Eyebrow at Lucas) Hmm....I'll take your word for it, IF....(Forms a Smirk on her Face) You promise to join us on future trips going forward. (Smiles Brightly) AND you gimme a kiss~

Lucas was about to say something until the sound of laughter is heard behind by none other than their science geek of a friend, Penny.

Penny: Gosh, Ashley!~ (Forms a Teasing Smirk on her Face) I didn't take you for the kind of gal to make exchange for a simple kiss~ You little goober~

Ashley: (Groans Before Bashfully Glaring at Penny) P-Penny, you nosy know-it-all, it wasn't like that at all!! (Starts Turning Away While Waving her Hair Back) I just....wanted to make sure he fulfill his promise is all.....

Penny: By having him offer you a kissy-kiss?~

Ashley: I WILL HEX YOU!!

Lucas: (Giggles Some More) Ashley, it's okay!~ I don't mind giving you a kiss if you wanted one.

Ashley: (Eyes Widened For a Brief Second Before Blushing Some More and Turning Away Again) I-I do, but.....(Turns Back to Lucas) Would you still like to join us on future trips next time?

Lucas: (Gives Ashley a Kiss on the Cheek Before Giving her a Bright Smile) I'd love too.

Ashley: (Heart Starts to Melt as She Hugs Lucas Again)

?????: D'Awwwww~

The duo turns to see everyone else on the boat staring and gushing at this adorable display, causing Ashley even headache.

Ashley: (Glares at Everyone Else Present) Do you people not know the concept of privacy anymore!?

Everyone starts chuckling lghtly as they go back to their own activities.

Ashley: ('Sigh') Anyways, Penny, any reason why you came here to meet us? Besides being annoying.....

Penny: (Pouts at Ashlely Oh come on, I'm not THAT bad to deal with!

Ashley: I highly doubt it.

Penny: Yeah, well, doubtfulness could only lead you so far. But to answer your question, I'm here to give your Romeo his phone. (Pulls Out Lucas' Phone Out of her Lab Coat Pocket) It's fully charged and ready to go for three and a half whole days!~

Lucas: (Struck in Awe as Receives his Phone By From Penny) Woah....Your charger really IS more powerful than mines.... Thanks, Penny! (Turns his Phone On Only to Frown a Bit to See That They're No Text Messages Received) Hm....

Penny: Your pals still haven't text back yet?

Lucas: ('Sigh') No, not yet. Maybe they're still asleep? Or stuck in traffic? (Eyes Starts to Widened in Complete Panic and Worry) They're not involved in an accident of some kind, are they!?

Ashley: I wouldn't worry too much if I were you, Lucas. Look.

Ashley points Lucas and Penny to everyone of their friends standing on the docks with a "Welcome Back♡!~" sign above their heads, waving at them at an upcoming distance.

Lucas: (Genuinely Surprised at What He's Looking At) No way......Is that really them?

Penny: (Taps on the Top Side of her Glasses and Uses Them as a Highly Technical Binoculars) Hmmm......Yep. No doubt about it. And it looks like that lady in the pigtails is waving a flag over there with your name on it.

Lucas: (Giggles Softly) That's Big Sis Ann!~ She can be really silly sometimes.

Ashley: In more ways than one.

Meanwhile (And Minutes Later) at the Docks..........

Shiho: (Turns to her Girlfriend Who's Still Wavong the Flag Around) Ann, you've been waving that thing for an hour now, you sure you're not tad bit worn out there?

Ann: Nope! Didn't spent all night making this flag and sign and building up more of my arm muscles to up and quit now! Not until I see my Little Sunflower walkong out that boat

?????: Heyyyyyyyy!~

The duo amd the others turns to see Lucas and Ashley happily waving at them as the boat starts to park right beside the dock they're standing on.

Kids: Ashley!~ Lucas!~

Ann: MY BABY!~ (Turns to her Girlfriend to Hand her the Flag) Shiho-Kins, you mind holding this for me? Thanks! (Rushes Over to her Little Sunflower) I'M COMING, LUCAS!~

Shiho: ('Sigh') Okay.

Lucas: (Rushes Out of the Boat While Happily Extending his Arms Out) Big Sis Ann, I'm finally back!~ (Rushes Over to Ann)

Ann: I know!~ Welcome back!~ (Happily Picks Lucas Up and Twirls Him.and Herself Around a Little Before Hugging Him) You have NO IDEA how much I missed you these past few weeks!~

Shiho: (Walks Over to the Duo Along with the Others) It's true. Poor girl's been moping about you all day here. It was cute for a while.

Penny: (Walks Out of the Boat Along with her Co-Workers) Helloooooo, Diamond City!~ Been a long while, but we're back!~

Ashley: (Puts Down a Red Duffle Bag She Was Carrying with Her) We got a bunch of souvenirs in this bag if anyone wants any.

The Smash Kids cheers in rejoice as they over and see what they're inevitably get inside.

Penny: (Walks Over Ann and Lucas) Soo you must be the silly lady Lucas mentioned.

Ann: Why, yes I- (Eyes Starts to Widen) Wait. (Starts Pouting at Lucas Beside Her) Silly!?

Lucas: (Shrugs Sheepishly) W-What can I ask say?~ You do have your moments from time-to-time.

Ann: The heck I do! (Turns Away) I'll have you know that I am the most ladylike young woman in all Shiyuba thank you very much.

Shiho: (Already Unconvinced) Yeah, it was realll lady like of you to keep snoring out loud all night and burping without a single "Excuse Me" coming out of that mouth if yours

Ann: (Starts Blushing Before Glaring at her Girlfriend) Shiho! They don't need to know about that!

Shiho: (Shrugs With a Playful, Smug Look on her Face) Oops. Information must've slipped. Sorry~

Ann: (Suddenly Hears the Sound of Giggling Before Turning Back to Lucas) And what got YOU in laughing mood right now, mister?

Lucas: Oho nothing~ (Forms a Playful Smirk in his Face as Well) Just couldn't help bit notice how unladylike you truly are all along. For shame really~

Shiho: (Giggles Softly) Very much so~

Ann: Oh that's rich coming from someone in my kissing range!~

Lucas: ('GASPS') On my very own homecoming? You wouldn't!~

Ann: I would amd then some. Now c'mere you!~ (Starts Kissing Lucas on the Cheek)

Lucas: (Giggles Ticklishly by Ann's Rapidfire Kisses) HahahahaAnn quit ittt!~ It tickles more than ever now, come on!~

Ness: (Smiles Brightly at Ashley and Penny) So I take you guys had a good time on that trip of yours?

Ashley: For the most part. It was hectic on a few areas, but it was still nice experience nonetheless. How have you guys been since we were gone?

Ness: Pretty good. Less rowdy without you two around that's for sure. (Grabs his Chin) Although, that might be due to the fact we were too busy getting ourselves ready for our next family trip coming up.

Lucas: (Turns to Ness) Trip?

Ann: (Cease her Kisses as Her Eyes Starts Widening Again in Realization) Oh right! Lucas, we gotta pack our bags later on today. We're going to New Donk City.

Lucas: (Eyes Widened in Genuine Surprise) For Christmas?

Ann: (Smiles Brightly) For the rest of December! Until New Years Day I think?

Ness: Yeah, Mayor Pauline invited the whole Smash Family to come along. Apparently it was all planned out from the very start of the year I think.

Ashley: Is that right? Guess our trip adventures continues onwards then, not that I'm complaining.

Penny: You guys to get stay there AND see Pauline for a whole month? (Starts Pouting a Bit) Lucky.....

Ashley: (Turns to Penny) You're welcome to come along with us if you want.

Shiho: Yeah, we could convonce Mario and them to agree. The more the merrier.

Penny: (Smiles Softly) Thanks, guys, but I promised grandpa that I would help him and the bots with a few unfinished projects back in the lab, so I'll have to decline the offer. But do you think you could do be a huuuge solid and record a video of Pauline performing in any way for me, Ash?

Ashley: Sure. I'll also find you a Christmas gift While I'm at all. For the holidays and whatnot

Penny: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness) Ashley~ (Gives Ashley a Loving Hug) You sweetheart!~ I'll get gifts for you and Lucas for sure, I promise!~

Ashley: Don't really habe to do that, but.....(Starts Blushing) T-Thanks anyways.....

Shiho: Hey has anyone seen Wario around here?

Ann: Yeah, I don't think I see walked out of that boat now that I think about it.

Lucas: Okay. Uh.....Sort of Funny Story here, but.....a lot has happened during our time at the Island and Wario-

A burning fireball suddenly came falling and crashing down on the middle of the docks, much to everyone's surprise and shock. They look down and see Wario planted face down on the top of the water covered in scorch and smoke.

Ashley: Is now here apparently......

Penny: Wario, gurgle more than one time for us if you're still alive!

Wario starts gurgling in pain as he slowly starts sinking down under the lake.

Penny: Well, at least he's not dead yet.

Ashley: ('Sigh') As expected.

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Hi sweetheart! I saw other anonymous being rude about your writing tempo. Honestly fuck them. It doesn't matter how long you take for a chapter because in the end it will be perfect. The wait just builds anticipation and it's so worth it.

Lol Tara wakes up and thinks she'll get pancakes only for Sam to have cooked them. What a terrible start in the day.

Sam, I love you. I really do. But come on. Tara got her guts rearranged and not in a good way so please let that girl have some normal pancakes for once. Here I will even give Tara a pass for being grumpy with Sam. Healthy pancakes isn't okay, that's a crime against humanity.

Aw man Sam. Is so adorable. She cares so much and just wants the best for Tara. Girls, eat your carrots and cucumber to make Sam happy!

"We need bodies to catch Ghostface" I sure hope you don't meant it literally...Tara, don't use your friends as bait, please.

Well Sam. That wasn't a great performance here... Shouldn't you pay attention to the door and any noises? Girlie please.

NO FUCKING WAY MINDY MADD A POWERPOINT! 1. That's big girlboss energy. 2. No joke, I was so bored at work that I also messed around with it... I only had like 3 slides but... Mindy I love you.

Lol Liv is trying her best. Let that girl have her moment.

Ha, sassy Tara really is my favorite. Her quips are so hilarious 😂

The principals detention. Not bad. Of course Tara has experience with that. Girlie is a menace.

Okay go off Tara. Ya know girl, accidents happen at football. No need to baby slam that poor girl. But it's Tara, I'm surprised she didn't break her leg or something... and what does it say about me that I find Tara's action kinda hot...

😂 damn Tara really is like am angry chihuahua. Barking and going off on anyone that dares to be negative to R. We love to see it!

Okay, Liv. I'm sure that ar some point in your life you've had a good idea but telling Tara and R to FUCK IN SCHOOL is absolutely NOT a good idea. Let them have some self respect please. I'm sure that would give them more than detention. Liv, try again. Just let Tara go off on someone again. It's her favorite past time activity after fucking R and killing people.

Hell yes Chad! That's what I'm talking about. You get a cookie for that idea 🍪

"Liv folds like a lawn chair" OMG The mental image 😂 It cracked me up. Anything related to Liv always makes me laugh. Poor girl.

Ah Sam. I love how protective you are. And you're right. These idiots are incredible to be around, hilarious friends but no. They can't protect anyone, they're way too goofy for that. Yes Sam! Join them and become the only competent leader of the scooby gang!

Lol Tara shut up. Stop being grumpy about being denied having sex at school! That girl is addicted to sex, I swear.

Oh please don't tell me they got the reputation cause they ACTUALLY fucked at school a couple of times... They really got some nerves.

OH HELL YES LETS ANTAGONZIE THE BORING HISTORY TEACHER! Doing that was my dream in school. I'm living out my teenage dream through Tara and R right now.

TARA!! "He's balding" I gasped out loud. That was absolutely savage. I love it!

OMG TARA LITERALLY CAME FOR HIS WIG!! WIG SNATCHED! I REPEAT, WIG SNATCHED! Okay, this part was absolutely fantastic. It's my favorite paragraph you've ever written. I was brimming with excitement, I love evil little bitches going off on boring teachers. My teenage self is happy now. Take that, Mr. Christ! (He was balding too so very fitting)

You sure letting Chad and Liv sneak away together is a good idea... they're nearly as horny as Tara...

Oh I doubt the Sjeriff would be knocking on their door because SHE IS GHOSTFACE! Yes, I'm still convinced it's her. Come on people, wake up!

(I'm sure this is a lot of fun for you. Either you're like damn, that bitch got it right or you're like ha, she's so wrong about it)

Lop why did you come for Latvia like this 😭

Of course Tara is offended about shooting the gun right. I love her so much.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OH HELL NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!! WHY DID YOU HAVE TARA GET ARRESTED?? ATE YOU TRYING TO GIVE US A HEATT ATTACK? Girl I will sue you for emotional damage 💔

Okay no. If that isn't prove for Judy being Ghostface then call me delusional. How in the world is she even allowed to investigate her own sons death?? That can't be legal. She must have caught wind of the plan and wanted to finally get rid of Tara.

Oh man, poor Tara. She is completely out of control here and is so desperate for R to be safe.

Okay hmm. They are still going through with the plan. Oh no, I'm doubting Judy being Ghostface now... As if she would Attest Tara and then go into the school to kill the scooby gang. Aah help I'm so confused now. What did you do to me 😭

Poor Tara was arrested, Judy feels victorious and the others are still going through with the plan. I'm emotionally destroyed, how will I be able to work now??

Also sorry for this long ass ask but I told you I will get more unhinged the closer we get to discovering the identity of Ghostface.

Hi bby!!! Thank you for your amazing asks as always 😊

I live for how your train of thought is getting more and more chaotic 😂