#(not) rocket science
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Wilhelm+Simon=Wilmon
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today's purple album of the day is: Not Rocket Science by Be Your Own Pet!
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This is so good 😁
"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either
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Orange Goblin - (Not) Rocket Science
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If I were Dan and Phil I would never hard launch because it’s so embarrassing that we were right. Like what do you mean you were so in love a bunch of thirteen year old’s clocked it? I would never give that satisfaction.
#no but really I’m always shocked when people are like I can’t believe the fan girls were right#hello?????#dailybooth? early tweets? he smells like warm??? uma thurman watched me have sex with a uma thurman poster next to Phil’s bed? vday video?#he smells like warm#that’s the plan#interrupted by fireworks - phil#the week I spent with Phil >>>>>>>#the lube in their suitcase in Australia (?) (please tell me y’all remember that)#they spent fucking Christmas together like every year#I don’t bring my bestie to Christmas and family vacations😭#that’s just off the top of my head#like yeah us 13 year olds were batshit insane with tons of undiagnosed mental illness but it wasn’t rocket science to figure it out#will this get me cancelled?#rae’s rambles#dan and phil#phan
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I've reached new levels of delulu
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 fanart#tf2 sniper#tf2 engineer#tf2 scout#tf2 soldier#helmet party#tf2 pyro#rocket science
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"oh boy the WGA is on strike, prepare for years of awful movies and shows."
so you agree. you agree that writers are an indispensable part of your favorite movies and shows and deserve a fair contract that pays them accordingly.
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huh this is so easy. it's so easy i might... hm, i don't know... maybe i'll walk in the park a bit. maybe all over the cake too. a cakewalk, if you will. mmmm might even squeeze a lemon a bit. maybe shoot some fish in a barrel, or play like a child. dare i say, i might close my eyes while i do it the next time. you know, it's kind of like pie if you think about it. hell, it's sort of like 1, 2, 3. or A, B, C even. DEFINITELY not rocket science though. anything but that. that's one thing it definitely isn't.
#walk in the park#cakewalk#easy peasy lemon squeezy#shooting fish in a barrel#it's child's play#with my eyes closed#easy as pie#easy as 1 2 3#easy as a b c#not rocket science#shitpost#shitposting
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rocket scienc erhthfg
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#helmet party#rocket science#shout outs to my bestie scratch who gave me the ideas for the helmet swap and raccoons
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helmet party thing,,
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"How does Molly know about XYZ niche fetish?" I'm a kinky trans woman who was a repressed teen during the deviantart era of the internet. If you've ever joked about it I've probably masturbated to it.
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helmet party cowboy au ahh art
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some people are truly off their rocker and i don't want to attribute it solely to shit i see on twitter bc I've heard this irl a few times these past couple of weeks but i did see someone on twitter today questioning why Palestinians have children... why the fuck not? these children are the hope for a better future; they're the continuation of aeons old bloodlines; parents have a right to have kids even under apartheid. what your question suggests is nothing short of eugenics imho and truly completely disconnected from the humanity of Palestinians and their rights to full, dignified lives with choices and possibilities. like imagine being pro-choice until one of these choices is "can i have a child if my people are being ethnically cleansed". so long as there is life there is hope and that isn't just a trite little saying it's a way of existing and resisting.
#ps btw i do not want children of my own and yet i can understand people who want to build#a family despite the challenges they face like it really doesn't take rocket science to guess WHY
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anyway waddahell why not publish some of the helmet party doodles i have saved in my drafts... ft. blu engie and his insufferable golden retriever guy
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 engie#tf2 soldier#soldier tf2#engie tf2#blu engie#helmet party#rocket science#doodle#artists on tumblr#mine#my art#kicks my legs giggling.#often i think about how red soldier loves blu engie regardless of his being a clone or not. he doesnt care about all that#he knows enough to be able to differentiate the two engineers#and he just happens to love the one in blue#meanwhile blu engie is agonizing over all this because soldier doesnt know. soldier doesnt know everything about him and what he's done#but hes so desperate to be someone other than his past#that he'll play the part for soldier. but what does it matter when soldier doesnt care anyway#they drive me insane sorry
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(doodles made with @evangelina830)
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