#(not in that order)

[trannydykepuppybot]

Should I commit to the bit and allow my blog to become all about how yummy blood is and all of the fun ways to access said blood and the beautiful sounds that organics make when you access said blood and how much I love it when they try to stop me from accessing said blood and blood and blood and blood and blood and blood?

[gossamerorigins]

Cho yeong: “f#ck marry kill” why not all 3

[hatekawa]

Is that Trollhuters I see? 👀

Who's your favorite character?/nf

Ohhh Im not quite sure. But I do really like Jim, Strickler, Nomura and Blinky :3c OH AND ALSO NOTERIQUE. HE WAS FREAKIN GOLD. He's my little parasite, love him

[i-cant-sing]

Girl, I have daddy issues what do I do

Many solutions:

Read my works (anything with Enji, Toji, Naoya, etc to heal your inner child)

Marry Pedro Pascal

Therapy

I went ahead and found some memes especially 4 u(and everyone with daddy issues) bby💖:

[arttsuka]

I can complete 5 different tasks per day, maximum. How do people do it?

[travelingtwentysomething]

I need love. If not love, some money would help.

[icantfindmychashma]

I CAN NOW SAY THAT I HAVE FACETIMED TAYLOR SWIFT

[ikkimikki]

Many years ago, I bought myself a diamond. I didn't have one, no one ever liked me enough to give me one, and I really like shiny rocks.

I put it on layaway and visited it every week to make a payment until it was all mine.

I still love that rock and admire its sparkle and shine far more often than I'd like to admit (daily!).

Today I got my new rock. It's just a pretty as the one I bought myself and they balance nicely.

I hate that I am so enthralled with something so materialistic but boy am I loving playing with them in the light. 💍💍

[deathandthesoul]

Person A: Guy who forgets where he put stuff all the time Person B: Guy who knows where everything is at any given time

[queenretcon]

I love sake and my friends

[porcelainmortal]

Find the Word Tag Game

Thanks for the tag, @cha-melodius! This was fun.

Rules: Share snippets of your work containing each of the words the previous poster selected for you. Then select four words and tag friends (I used a random word generator rather than try to think of them myself lol).

My Words: spin, constant, contain, union

Your Words: grand, offset, feeling, snub

SPIN:

“It’s locked,” Henry calls back. The door wrenches open. “What are you doing, it wasn’t locked–” Alex��s voice cuts off with a squeak when he takes in Henry’s costume, his eyes going wide. “Holy shit, baby. I’m– fuck, I’m hard.” “You are not,” Henry laughs, leaning down to kiss him. He brushes past Alex into the apartment and does a little spin in the entryway. “You like it?” “I’m fucking serious baby, holy fuck. You look incredible,” Alex says, his voice filled with wonder. Henry flushes with pleasure.

CONSTANT:

“Because, I didn’t want to freak you out,” Alex says honestly. “I swear, it’s nothing. We’re friendly, but that’s it.” “How did you even get his number?” “Well, we kept running into each other. For like, weeks on end. And it just made sense to try and become friends rather than constantly avoiding each other. I kept remembering that you told me what a good guy he is, and I didn’t want to be angry at him anymore.”

CONTAIN:

“I can’t fucking believe you,” he breathes out, a wet laugh escaping him. “You romantic motherfucker.” Henry laughs heartily at this, throwing his head back against the pillow. Alex grips Henry’s hand, using it as leverage to pull his body on top of Henry’s. Once they stop smiling at each other like idiots, they kiss slowly, deeply, reverently. Alex is so fucking giddy he can barely contain it, wanting to crawl inside Henry’s skin and live there.

UNION:

“I saw you, too. Right before I left New York.” “Really?” Alex’s eyes light up a fraction. “Yes, you were coming out of a coffee shop near Union Square Park. I’d been at The Strand,” Henry says, ducking his head as he flushes. “And it was a beautiful day, so I went to read for a bit and when I looked up, there you were. With Nora.” He swallows hard, remembering the jealousy that had churned through his gut when he saw Alex with her.

No-pressure tags for @iboatedhere @theprinceandagcd @rmd-writes @cricketnationrise and @myheartalivewrites. Plus, of course, an open tag for whoever wants it!

[i-am-church-the-cat]

Aussie GP Pros and Cons, in order of appearance

Pro - VCARB/Williams cupcake tournament

Con - Alex breaking his chassis and Williams giving him Logan’s car

Con - Ricciardo lap time deleted

Pro - Carlos overtaking Max

Con - Max DNFing

Pro - Seeing Fred in the Merc garage

Con - Yuki in the points

Con - Hulk in the points

Con - Williams tire strategy

Con - KMag’s overtake on Alex

Pro - Lando getting repeated fastest laps

Con - Not being able to turn those fastest laps into P2

Pro - George/Alonso fight

Con - George crash :((((

Con - KMag in the points

Pro - Carlos Sainz Win

Pro - Carlando podium

Con - No Webbonso or Mark/Oscar podium moments

Pro - Italian national anthem still slaps

Pro - One step closer to Versainz championship battle but….

Con - ….gotta get past Leclerc first

[the-delightful-temptation]

//I'm glad I'm completely clueless with the drama. I'm here only to be horny and silly.

[sputnikodin]

i bought $60 sheets today and it was one of the better decisions of my adulthood thus far

[scrambled-eggsed]

to do list for tonight:

watch mama mia

come out to my brother

take a shower