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[mutter-official]

IM GONNA KILL MICROSOFT

Xbox controller doesnt work correctly wirelessly with linux

so I have to update the firmware on the controller by plugging it into a Windows PC (which is just my daily driver Linux laptop booted to its windows partition)

BUT the fucking "Xbox accessories" app to update the firmware doesnt work until I update windows

so I'm sitting here waiting for WINDOWS FUCKING UPDATE

[infamous-if]

That ship has sailed!

Everyone thinks of the SevenxMC fans but you break the hearts of a smaller crowd: the bandxSeven truthers 💔

making the band was just another way to spend time with mc and translate their love for mc into something palpable like music ... the band doesn't matter to seven without mc, seven lawless wears mc-colored glasses and mc's fingerprint is all over that band lmfaodhs

so yeah if mc wasn't part of them sev would probably have told them to kick rocks and eventually gotten over them/not think of them again ...sorry bandxseven truthers

[dollopole]

“There’s something about you, Merlin. I can’t quite put my finger on it.”

He’s gay.

[mayapapaya33]

Eventually people have to come to terms with the insane fact that narratively Percy and Jester shared the same role in the party...

Ok now that everyone is screaming at the screen in outrage and confusion, I shall explain myself. It's common knowledge that at least half the party had a crush on/fell in love with Jester right? Well guess what!? At least half the party ALSO had a crush on/ fell in love with Percy! That's right! Percy and Jester are the Party love interests. At some point in time, most of the members at least thought about both of them! (Exceptions being Caduceus and Grog, romance isn't their thing).

For Jester it was Fjord, Caleb, and Beau. Off the top of my head, they were the main three. I don't remember if anyone else had a crush on her, but you can cite sources later lol. Maybe Yasha a little but I don't remember. She charmed everyone, half romantically, half platonically.

For Percy it was Vex, Pike, and Tary as the main three, and apparently Keyleth briefly if I'm remembering the C1 wrap up (rip) correctly. And Scanlan that time under the effects of a potion lol. Also, some dubiously platonic kisses and face touching from Vax thrown into the mix lets be real. I do remember Liam point blank telling us to ship it and who am I to argue with the man? C1 E13 (1:38:36) lmfao. Basically, everyone other than Grog at one point looked at Percy and was like, hmm, maybe I'm in the mood for tall, pale and human.

[fred-the-dinosaur-draws]

[jadeazora]

Finally, my favorite big, messed-up shipping square are all in the game together 😂

[kindahoping4forever]

AshtonIrwin: Some good ole Ashton coded stuff. Writing a lot with my boys @ 5SOS, drinkin on the job, playing more guitar than ever, beating the ever living schnitzel out of drum kits, learning how to adult, and not letting the bad stuff get me down.

Thanks @ jorgenodegard for the film 🎞️ ♥️

[percys-lemons]

when the old band got a rickenbacker bass

no seriously thats been the reason i get into a band more

exhibit A

to name a few - mhm thats what im talking about

[extrashortshorts]

troll things

[sangrefae]

yknow the stories about food places being fronts for the mob. what if in post-canon, mithrun opens a noodle shop w the canaries and everyone thinks it's a front

[papers-pamphlet]

Who cares about being normal I'm psychoanalyzing the fuck out of that 260 year old dead man

[hatultaalul]

"So what radicalized you?"

This shit

[missygoesmeow]

POV you barged into the Devil's Den. teeny tiny ficlet under the cut

You don’t bother to knock when you reach the door with the little shiny plaque that says “Devil’s Den” in an ornate script. The door isn’t locked, so it swings open effortlessly when you barge in. The tirade ready to fall from your lips falters as the door closes with a soft click behind you; the hand you had raised in righteous anger pauses before limply falling to your side. Raphael is lounging in one of the overly gilded armchairs that furnish the den, a glass of something that looks both incredibly alcoholic and expensive dangling from one hand as he regards you with that infuriatingly knowing smile. None of that is why the cat suddenly has your tongue; it's that he has shrugged off the outer layer of his clothing and sits there with his white shirt unbuttoned. The view of his bare chest isn't a particularly novel sight - after all, you share a camp with several people, and some - like a certain large elf - enjoy being one with nature on any occasion they can get. It's more of a shock to see Raphael in such a state of undress; it would be a lie to say you had never considered what lay beneath his neatly tailored clothes. But you would have bet money that Korilla stitched him into them every morning to make sure they stayed perfectly in place. Right now he looked so...deliciously dishevelled.

“My, my," comes his amused voice, "does the squirming tadpole hinder your manners as well, little mouse?” The gentle timbre of his voice washes over you and it's enough to snap your attention to his face. “Or have you always been an uncouth little beast that flounces in without knocking?”

You frown at him, your irritation flaring up again. Your fingers flex - though not in a fit of pique but because your mind has been lost to the thought of running your fingers through the hairs on his tanned chest. That bloody distracting devil. Why did you come here again? "Did you come all this way to gawk like a gutted fish or did you have something you wished to say?" He raises a brow, tipping his drink towards you. "If you wish to stare, I am, of course, happy to oblige - though that will cost you. This establishment operates on a quid pro quo basis, you know." edit: i ended up writing the rest and you can read it here

thank you to @angellayercake for the idea!🖤🖤

[glitchedgirly]

Every day on Qsmp, they get closer and closer to speaking their own type of Pidgin

[ingravinoveritas]

angelsadvocate96 replied to your post “DAVID GOT #4!!!!!!!…”

Since a certain someone came into his life, he really seems like he feels sexy. He's not just performing sexiness for a photoshoot or a role or a bit. It's like he finally believes it in real life.

@angelsadvocate96 I very much agree with you. When the DILF list was announced, I saw this excerpt from an old article about David from 2007, and it was so striking to read him say this about himself:

The difference between the insecurity David felt then and the confidence he seems to have developed now is just extraordinary. And while I do believe that part of the change in David is owed to Michael being in his life, I don't think he is the entire reason for it.

In the next part of this article, it's mentioned that so many people feel otherwise, and subsequently David being voted Sexiest Man by The Pink Paper. Meaning that, for a long time now, David has had people calling him sexy and swooning over how attractive he is over and over again. But hearing those comments/sentiments from others is not the same thing as hearing them from the voice inside your own head. I don't know that David ever necessarily needed or wanted that validation from an external source as much as he needed it from an internal, but it seems like he never felt like it was okay to think those things about himself.

So to your point about David feeling sexy since someone came into his life and finally believing it, my take is that what Michael did is give David permission to hear those things from himself. He let David know that it's okay to like the things he was told implicitly or explicitly not to like about himself over the years--whether that's how he dresses, the way he moves through the world, who he loves, the things he's passionate about--and to fully inhabit himself.

Which is what I think David has now done, in a way we haven't seen before. He's not being sexy for show, or as a display of self-deprecation, but because it's something that--for one reason or another--he finally seems to feel on the inside. And we're so lucky to see it...