#(not as kept man) lol

[itsmeglycine]

[hexblooded]

THE BOY WHO SHATTERED TIME

[dandeleon]

it mcgucket monday (da WHOLE family here‼️)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 185

No one could get into contact with Constantine. 

Now usually that wasn’t that big of a deal, the man constantly disappeared for a few days at a time doing something or other, but he’d been completely silent and unseen for months. Usually he’ll at least answer a call to tell them to fuck off or something. 

And they really need his expertise and are getting incredibly worried for their grumpy team member. Yes he’s an asshole, but he’s their asshole, y’know? And he has a habit of getting into Situations (sure he also usually gets out of them, but what if he didn’t this time?!) 

So they’re desperate. Kind of really desperate. Desperate enough to use the summoning sigil they found on his fridge. They’d checked it, multiple times, and it should summon the hellblazer. 

“You’re not Constantine.” . 

The white-haired teen in the circle yawned, stretching and blinking at them blandly with familiar blue eyes before sighing. “Actually I am,” he stuffed his hands into his hoodie as he looked down at the summoning circle. “Well, technically just one of the many Laughing Magicians currently in the Realms.” 

He gave a grin, looking more amused than annoyed. “Pretty much every one of us is in the Realms right now for family reunion lol. (Did he just say lol out loud??) So like, you’re gonna have to specify which of us you’re tryin’ to summon. Honestly perfect timing for me thanks, the fruitloop keeps flirting with John and it’s horrific so.” 

… That was probably their John, wasn’t it…

[bacchuschucklefuck]

we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

[lokiiied]

jayce sleeping in the lab because he was there all day and night trying to figure out what the hell he did to viktor and waiting for him to wake up :(

this scene was after viktor broke up with him and he’s clearly cleaned up and gotten dressed so do you think he was still sleeping there bc he didn’t know what to do with himself? because that was his place. in the lab. with viktor.

[this shot was shown synonymously with heimerdinger and ekko drinking their own cups of tea and jayce didn’t have one so i think it was suggesting they were there before but i could be wrong.]

[raisedbythetv89]

Listen I’m not saying it’s healthy but if I had severe daddy issues and an erratic absentee mother who ignored everything that was happening with me or was overbearing and controlling and I watched one ex bf lie about meeting up with HIS ex and then have to watch him get back with said ex and then we get back together only for him to abandon me and fall in love with the girl I always felt insecure about around him and him not tell me and pretend he’s still hung up on me when he has FOR SURE moved on and another ex that cheated on me with sex workers and then blamed me and dramatically and immediately abandoned me too AND THEN at 20 the super hot guy I have been having sex dreams about but never in a million years thought could be an actual option is like “I love you and I’m willing to go against everything I used to be and kill the previous love of my life who is the ex your ex lied to you about to show you how committed to this and loving you I am just for a glimmer of a hope of a chance of a possibility this might happen and you’ll admit it’s not just me feeling these things” I’d be like this is my soulmate actually this is the exact sort of deranged dedicated devotion I need after being neglected and abandoned CONSTANTLY you are perfect for me come here baby girl

[fkapple]

Emily and Shane on ducks

[danrifics]

😫

[kastillia]

And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.

w/o editing effects below

[infriga]

I've been reading the translated novel version of S-Classes That I Raised, and I remember when I was first reading the webcomic version I was curious about why the ship with Yoojin and Hyunjae was so much more popular than any other ship, since I hadn't gotten very far in yet. I get it now. They won't stop fucking flirting with each other every time they're close enough to exchange words.

[bochedogmeat]

World war II’s very first para-trooping hunting dog

[miyamiwu]

The 3 times Xia Fei talks about Vein in YE3

[ophernelia]

baby went blonde.

[windydrawallday]

⬆️ The MAIN REASON why I watched the show ⬆️

And I personally feel like something similar happened here to what happened with TFA and TFP Ratchet? Ya know the quote "This version walked so this other version could run"? Because I respect and enjoy TFA Swindle a lot but this one forged enough charm and even surpassed it in his own way? Idk Idk pretty pretty con man bot and super entertaining to watch! Luv him to bits 💜