#(no one asked)

[thaliawashere]

I believe that success in a long-term relationship is largely dependent on the very small things. Dishwasher-loading and laundry-sorting techniques are core values. Love is patient and kind until one of you gets stabbed by a rogue utensil or has to go to work on Monday in shades of pink from head to toe. After being married for even a little while, one realizes the vows list the easy stuff.

[littlebeanwrites]

Dr Phosphorus- touch me 18+

Smut no one asked for;)

Spoilers for episodes 1 and 2 of CC I guess… kind of. This is meant to be short but I got carried away. Enjoy💚

Masterlist

He couldn’t take his eyes off you, so graceful, so skilled and so dangerous. Something he wished to touch, to hold and cherish. But sadly he could only admire you from a safe distance.

He heard rumours, a flash villain who could outsmart the speedster. With hands as hot as the sun, stars in your eyes and the power of the universe. Some believed you where a god others a monster. That’s how you ended up here.

“Evening doctor” you smiled as you walked passed the green man, he wore grey sweats and a dark green hoodie. He wasn’t the kind to walk around naked despite his lack of skin and other physical visible appendages. Always wearing pants of some kind, occasionally a shirt or shoes.

He gave you a nod as you continued walking down the hall of the castle.

His eyes followed you, taking in your figure. He watched you train, watched you dance in the room where Amanda held them. He could only watch, it killed him.

He wasn’t the type to get attached, of course he missed sex, he missed messy make outs and blowjobs but suddenly he craved something else. Closeness, a hug, tenderness and touch. He felt empty around you. Like he was missing out on something, something he couldn’t have.

You made your way back down the hall after getting what you needed from Rick senior. And couldn’t help but stand outside his door. He peaked your interest, a man like that, so unique, so fascinating, so adorably annoying.

You can’t help it, he radiates energy, physical but also there was a vibe. An instant connection between the two of you. The stars and the sun.

You were both pure light and energy. Unfortunately he’s body couldn’t handle the physical requirements for such power, changing his appearance forever. You were lucky, the heat that powered you, the power of the stars and the energy you controlled didn’t affect your appearance. But you were simply too hot for the average person to handle. And internally, lord the amount of ‘heat resistance’ toys you’ve melted in seconds was more frustrating than embarrassing at this point.

So not only was he fun to be around but the idea of him having to wear pants to conceal a molten hot dick made lava hot liquid drip through your folds.

So now outside his door, pussy pulsating, finally alone, no cells or cameras. An actual bed! It’s only the first night but you have no intention of wasting time.

You knock.

“Yeah” you hear from the other side before it opens.

“Hi” you smiled as his face pops out from behind the door.

“Oh… ahh hi” he mumbled unsure why you were at his door. “What’s up?” He asked.

“Nothing much… just had a few questions” you answered resting a hand on your hip. “Can I come in?”

He nodded before quickly stepping aside.

“Soo what can I do for ya?” He hummed walking around his room nervously. He’s never been nervous around you. But here you are, in his room alone, no guards or cameras. And not to mention in that cute singlet and jeans.

“Question 1, hypothetically do you think you could burn me?” Your first question was safe ish, nothing to make it too awkward.

“I believe so yes” he answered he sounded sad, and you noticed it. While you couldn’t see his eyes and were he was looking you knew he was often looking at your chest or ass if he had the chance. And his suddenly awkwardness and sudden sadness at the question was all you needed to know he might feel the same way.

“Mhh ok, well have to test that some time I guess” you smiled taking a step closer. “Question 2… why do you wear pants?” You asked. You swear you could see an Adam apple move as he gulped.

“Mhh because i don’t wish to stand around naked” he chuckled

“Oh, I mean that’s obvious… ok last question… you have all your organs, right, all the normal muscles and stuff a normal person has?” You hummed taking another step, making him step back, hitting the back of his legs on the bed. Suddenly loose balance and sitting down on the bed.

“Ahh very interesting question dear… but yes I do have all my organs and… stuff same as before, but not as visible” he answered. He started picking up what you were putting down, but he wasn’t sure, he didn’t want to assume or worse, hurt you.

But before he could ask why you asked such questions you took his hand in yours. He was about to pull away, but instead of you flinching in pain, or you skin turning red and crisp under his touch it simple glowed. Your own energy working with his. A warm yellow glow responded before fading. Your hand unfazed.

“How?” He asked. Admiring the connection.

“Sun… Star” you giggled as you point to himself then back towards you “funny enough the stars are just suns far far away, we are more similar then we first thought” you answered.

“I want you to know I am smiling” he whispered. “I didn’t think I would ever, be able to touch someone again… let alone someone as beautiful as you” he seemed more confident now. Almost back to himself. He knew your intentions now, he knew he couldn’t hurt you too much, the thing he craved, he could have and suddenly he had no patience.

He grabbed your waist and pulled you down to him, forcing you to straddle his lap.

You happily followed cupping his face, you leaned close, while you couldn’t see his lips, you soon felt them. Softer than you expected. His hand explored your body, quickly going under your singlet cupping your breast over your bra, you hummed in encouragement. As you slipped your tongue past his lips.

As your messy hot kiss continued you found yourself grinding down in his lap, eventually feeling something hard beneath you, hotter than the rest of him. You need him.

So you part, you make quick work to remove your singlet and bra, getting to your feet dropping your jeans exposing your black panties.

“Oh my” he muttered. “Lord have mercy”

“May I take my time with you, please, explore your body as long as I please?” You ask dropping to your knees.

“Oh god yes, please… touch me to your heart’s content…. But I must be honest, I may cum quickly first, but I promise I can go many many rounds, and cum many many times” he pleaded.

You happily made quick work of his pants and boxers. And as the checkered fabric was pulled down and bright green hot cock sprung free.

“Oh lord” you muttered “so, big”

“And the radiation didn’t change it” you knew he was smirking.

You happily ran your tongue up his cock, you could feel a strong vain along the underside. You licked the tip, sucking it softly, before kissing back down finding his oh soo heavy balls. Sucking one into your mouth. Enjoying the odd smoky and salty taste.

You looked up, he was looking down at you, and he almost came just then. It’s been over a decade since anyone’s touched him let alone sucked his cock and balls and never once did anyone seems so keen to please him. You slowly pumped him, running your thumb along the slit, feeling pre leak out. He was letting out small moans and grunts. You wanted, no needed to taste him. So you popped off his balls and licked up his shaft and sucked up the pre the beaded on top his head. Humm as the taste. Then without warning popping as much as you could fit in your mouth.

A small gag then took the rest of him as he slid down your throat.

He let out a moan, he gripped the sheets and a string of curses left his none visible lips.

“Fuck, oh my god, whatever god, oh lord, fuck, your amazing” his praise went straight to your cunt. You got wetter, so wet you could feel it starting to leak through the thin fabric.

You continued to bob and suck, licking and kissing. Praising his cock like a god.

You took your time, popping off when he got close, teasing him.

He was close, he was embarrassed how quickly he was gonna cum. But he knew he could go again in a few minutes the one upside to the radiation. But you didn’t let him… only after his body was practically begging, hips thrusting up, cock throbbing balls heavy did you finally let him.

“So close, fuck, where you want it baby” he stuttered. Expecting you to pop off and finish on your face instead you increase your speed, one hand pumping what you couldn’t fit in each bob the other slipping between your legs to relive some of the pressure.

“Fuck oh god, no baby no touching. Wanna know how wet I got you without- oh fuck- touching you” he grunted.

You rolled yours eyes before removing your hand.

His hot cum gushed down your throat, it was more than expected and started to spill out your lips but you swallowed what you could before popping off showing him your empty mouth. You scooped up what rested on your chin and chest and admired the neon green radioactive cum.

“Delicious” you smiled before popping the cum coated finger in your mouth.

“Lay down” he demanded, his voice laced in need followed by some heavy panting.

You happy obliged jumping onto the bed. He crawled up to you admire your beautiful spilled out for him. He took his time removing your panties watching your juices stick to the fabric, strings of your arousal connecting your cunt to the cotton.

“Did sucking me off get you this wet?” He asked rubbing a finger through your slit.

“Yes, but to be honest it started before i even knocked. The idea of you fucking me had me dripping” you answered sitting up on your elbows to look down at him.

“May I?” He asked. You nodded more than happy for him to go to town.

“Well I need words as I would love to turn your brain in to mush, I wanna make you cum so many times you’ll be begging me to stop, but when I do, you’ll beg me to touch you again” despite the lack of Vishal’s lips he was smirking you knew it. 

“I have doubts, but your welcome to try break me doctor” you smiled

He didn’t take his time to tease like you did, no he went straight to work.

Feasting like a man starved was an understatement. He was devouring you, his lips sucking your clit as 2 fingers plunged inside of you. Curving into the sweet spot.

“So fucking hot, I mean really darling how’s any man’s cock survived in Thai right hot pussy” he was prising you but also seemed genuinely curious.

“D-demons, oh fuck, but they just take, oh god, never cared about me, oh fuck, so close” your answer was a mix of moans and mumbles.

“Already” he laughed before returning below. Your orgasm hits like a truck on fire. Hot liquid gushes from your cunt coating the doctor in your juices.

“Your a squirter? Fuck yes baby” he yelled in joy as you lay back in post cum glow.

“I didn’t know I could” you hum satisfied beyond expectation.

“Oh then you’re doing it again and again tonight” he added before going back down to suck and nip you sensitive clit.

He continued for god knows how long, making you count your orgasms as he went, making sure to take notes of what made you scream, curled your toes, arched your back or better made you squirt all over his face.

“How many now baby?” He asks as he finger fucks you through another.

“5, I need a break, don’t thinking can cum again” you moan. Trying to move back but his hold on your hips is tight.

“Oh one more please, I wanna make a mess ok, one big one then I’ll fuck you, please, we might never get a chance to do this again” he begged making a somewhat valid point.

“We’ve made a mess, look at the sheets” you laugh between breaths.

“I wanna try something, I’ve been watching carefully baby, 2 minutes is all I need for you to make a mess all the way to the floor I promise” he added running circles on your inner thigh.

“2 minutes, even for you that’s cocky”

Instead of attaching himself to your swollen clit he sits back on his knees, starting slowly he fucks you very precisely with 2 fingers. Praising you through out. Then he pinches your nipple, twisting and turning between his thumb. Increase the temperature slightly enough for you too feel and enjoy the sensation. Then he removes his finger and pinches your clit, adding heat. Pinching and twisting. Your hips raise then he flicks and rubs, then flicks again before fucking your cunt again. This time faster, added a third finger. He holds you down.

Fast and faster, fingers curling into you perfectly. You can feel it the pressure building you didn’t think you could cum again.

He lets go of your legs and your body instant reaction is to raise your hips. He lets you. Quicker and quicker. His other hand flicks your clit before clasping your throat, he did so briefly before and notice how you squeezed his fingers. He noticed again. Faster and faster, deeper and rougher. You’re so close. He knows your body so well already and as soon as it hits he’s pulling out, rubbing your clit aggressively, praising you but throwing in degrading words.

“Good job, fucking yes you little slut, make an absolute mess, you filthy girl, yes baby” he practically screams in joy as steaming hot juice gushes out, spilling onto the bed, your orgasm nearing the end, two fingers slip inside, fucking fast again. More, the wave doesn’t end or stop, you feel the pressure building again quickly before spilling over again and again. Like a cup left under a running tap.

You can’t help but scream, tears run down your face as you experience pleasure like never before. You haven’t stopped cumming, haven’t stopped squirting, you hear it, the sound of your liquid hit the hard wood floor. The sound of it puddling.

“Oh god stop too much” you scream grabbing his wrist, with one more flick of his wrist, he lets your orgasm end.

You were beyond a mess, panting and heaving to catch your breath. Your mind empty as bliss washed over you.

“I want you to know I’m smiling” he whispered. “So round 2?”

💚Okie I hope y’all liked it💚

[vbecker10]

My personal Loki headcannon that no one asked for...

There are two things you will always find in Loki's black, leather wallet

1. Tony Stark's no limit credit card, no matter how many times Tony takes it back

2. A stack of perfectly folded cash that Thor always swears he just had

Bonus... a picture of Y/N that he will never admit he glances at from time to time while away on missions when he misses her

@soubi001 @mochie85 @lokiswife-dark-fox-queen @animnerd @cabingrlandrandomcrap @icytrickster17 @mischief2sarawr @mjsthrillernp @holdmytesseract @lulubelle814 @goblingirlsarah @alexakeyloveloki @siconetribal @lokidokieokie @kneelingformyloki @jiyascepter @eleniblue @muddyorbsblr @alyeskathewave @loz-3 @firedrakegirl @wolfsmom1 @ash-muses @sabspoetic

[deathnguts]

I interpret Grimmauld place, home of the biggest blood purist family ever, being smack dab in muggle London as the equivalent of like those famously accomplished billionaire families living in ancient but huge ass homes in New York City

[aetherrx]

The absolute need i have to sit on this man, you don't even know.

I'd do backflips to be in this mans presence, even if it was just for 10 seconds 😔

Sorry Jake. 😘

[runaway-dream-au]

omg omg a new au to think about at 3am

hehehehehe, (I got at least one fanart of him and I am stick kicking my feel like a idiot, lesgoooo)

[suchawrathfullamb]

rewatching season 3b and I need to comment:

- always thought hugh's body looked off in that naked under the moon scene...then just recently I heard him saying they used a body double which makes so much sense like that was NOT my boy's booty

- hannibal and abigail ): i love them together

- Will saying he was randy after talking to H is wild

- you guys go on and on about Matt and Will but the secondary ship to me will always be Francis/Will. Those freaks are mirrors of each other and they have their own little jealous thing over H, I love it

- "you refuse to accept your love for your father because of what it might mean about you" ouch the double intention of that line

[queenkeesi]

My own personal DamiAnya Spy x Family HC opinions no one asked for:

- Damian eventually gives up on being so obsessed with Stella’s BUT becomes obsessed with sports specifically football (soccer)

- when Damian is a teenager he eats A LOT and is much taller and broader than Demetrius he also values sleep because of Mr Green and Jeeves

- Anya becomes a decent tennis player

- Anya is great at foreign languages specifically the sxf versions of French and Italian but can probably speak even more and unlike Demetrius can actually hold conversations, whereas Demetrius was just good at memorising and passing tests

- Becky and Ewen eventually get together but it’s very touch and go and takes years and years

- Loid and Damian play volleyball sometimes with Yor, Melinda and Anya but Damian is scared of Yor during it the women request their help practicing though and they can never refuse

- Damian likes manga once he lets himself be more laid back and specifically sports manga like a sxf version of haikyuu and blue box

- Emile and Ewen like football ok they follow the matches and stuff but not like Damian, so while they’re still all best mates, Damian becomes close with Bill

- Anya eventually becomes less clumsy and is actually a great dancer her and Becky and other girls in their class perform dances on tik tok and Ewen is actually a big theatre kid and joins them

- Damian obvs saves them to his account and all of the boys give him shit for it

[princessheatherblossom]

Overlord meeting in a nutshell

[eggmojis]

Hobbies :D

[galindatopland]

stop womanbaiting me with shows seemingly entirely centered on women only to keep adding more men every season

[dedkake]

no one:

literally no one:

john sheppard: todd and i aren’t dating

[pedrospatch]

i have a lot of catching up to do but it’ll be slow. i’m finally back at work after my lil accident and i’ve been going home too exhausted to do much of anything. sorry for not responding to tags and stuff :(

[misslu999]

I really love reading all those genshin fanfics with Fontaine’s characters but sometimes, as a french, I am a bit trigger by the way some people write wrongly some french words… I saw a « Mon chéri » to designate a female reader…

Here a free french lesson:

Mon - is a masculine pronoun

So when you say « Mon chéri » it’s toward a male character

If you want to designate a girl you have to use the female pronoun : Ma

And so the full sentence is « Ma chériE »

Do not forget to put the « E » at the end because it’s a girl for a guy, no need to.

And if you want to designate severate persons:

- You use the pronoun : Mes

You can use it to definite both girls/boys/girls and boys /Any genders together!

BUT

Be careful if you want to say « Mes chéris »

You will need to put the E if it’s a group of girls : « Mes chéries »

If It’s a group of boys and girls do not put the E Because the male win so just write: « Mes chéris »

If you want to use it for the pronoun « Them » feel free use any versions.

Well everything I said works for any genders, and are masculine word so you don’t use the Ma.

To conclude:

MA : Female Pronoun - Use only to designate a female word or person.

Examples: Ma fleur (My flower), Ma princesse (My princess), Ma choupette (My little One? There isn’t a real translation but it’s a sweet french nickname you can say to your lover), Ma moitié (My half), Ma copine(My girlfriend), Ma femme (My wife, My woman)…

The word my Ma moitié works to designate any gender.

MON: Male Pronoun - Use to designate a male word or person. Is the most utilisate!

Examples: Mon coeur (my heart or sweetheart), Mon amour (My love), Mon ange (My angel), Mon bébé (my baby), Mon sucre d’orge (My candy… but it’s like ma choupette doesn’t have a real translation), Mon choupinet (My little one?), Mon copain (My boyfriend), Mon homme/Mon Mari (My man/My husband)

All those words are usable to designate any gender expect for Mon copain/Mon homme/Mon mari

MES: Them pronoun or to designate severate persons or stuffs !

Examples: Mes amours (My loves), Mes princesses (My princess), Mes copains (My boyfriends), Mes copines (My girlfriends)…

Do not forget to put the « S » at the end of each word!

[Update] - (forgot to say it..) MON/MA/MES are possessive pronouns! So you only use them to say something for yourself !

Examples: J’aime ma copine (I love my girlfriend)/ Ce sont mes amis (Those are my friends)/ Je lis mon livre (I read my book)

You can also use the word « Petit » (little) between the pronoun and the word, personally I find it a bit more romantic and sweet to use like: Mon petit coeur (My Little heart), Mon petit ange (My little angel), Ma petitE fleur (My little flower), Ma petit(e)-ami(e)(My girfriend/boyfriend), Mon petit sucre d’orge, Mes petits coeurs (My little hearts)…

French is hard to use so if you have any questions or doubts about a french word you want to use while writing please feel free to ask me ! I am always willing to help!

[hardtofindneuro]

i miss being active in the fandom i miss you all. hi👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻