#(m e ' you guys know this isn't a compliment right ????? ')

[mrs-hatake]

fluff alphabet ft pre thriller bark! sanji

A = Admiration (what do they absolutely adore about you?)

your cute little laugh! sanji will do just about anything to hear that wonderful sound. he'll tell you lame puns that you secretly love. he'll use every cheesy pick-up line known to mankind. and when he compliments you, it's so out of this word that you have to giggle in shy embarrassment.

B = Body (what is their favorite part of your body?)

definitely your eyes! it's the way the corner of your eyes with wrinkle every time you smile. how your eyes twinkle with mirth, making them shine brighter than any berry. sanji is absolutely enamored.

C = Cuddling (how do they like to cuddle?)

you best believe that sanji is the little spoon in this relationship. he'll use your boobies as pillows and purrs like a kitten when you run your fingers through those soft golden looks of his. he'd sigh in contempt; warm and protected. before either of you know it, sanji is fast asleep.

D = Dates (what does their ideal date with you look like?)

see i think sanji would like any kind of dates. expensive and extravagant, casual and cozy. you name it! but!! he prefers the kind of dates where he can prepare something for you. so picnic dates or a trip to the beach are his personal favorites because he would spend the night before preparing some lunch, snakes and drinks. he's got the coolers ready and brings along high quality blankets and chairs to use.

E = Emotions (how do they express emotion around you?)

sanji never shies away from expressing his emotions. it might seem that his confessions are overbearing but sanji's love language comes in two: gift giving and words of affirmation. he has to let you know how much he loves you or he won't feel right.

F = Family (do they want one? If they do, when?)

yes!! i think pre time skip sanji would be an amazing father! he would dot on his little girls so much and has son be their protector. not in a sexist way but in a way that's like "if you see a guy is being a creep even after your sisters teach him a lesson, don't be scared to kick his ass!"

G = Gifts (how do they feel about gift giving? What are their habits when it comes to this?)

like i said, sanji's loving language come in two and one of them is gift giving. he usually feeds you until your tummy is about burst. but he will buy for you whatever you want during any occasions or celebrations. he isn't careless with his money but he does spend a hefty amount on groceries though.

H = Holding Hands (when/how do they like to hold hands?)

sanji holds your hand when strolling through the park or out for a quick errand run in the city. he would lace his long and slender fingers with yours and stuff them in his coat pocket if the weather is too cold.

I = Injury (how would they act if you got hurt?)

oh god. lots and lots and lots of crying. he would probably have a panic attack and wouldn't know what to do before remembering that his close friend and frequent client is a doctor and demands he comes over to take a good look at you.

sanji forces you into bed racist and would coddle you so much it's actually suffocating.

J = Jokes (do they like to joke around with or prank you? how?)

yes jokes but no pranks!

K = Kisses (how do they like to kiss you?)

the type of kisses that are as sweet as sanji's strawberry frappe. the one that makes you feel intoxicated as if you'd just drank some expensive one. sanji's kisses that make you giggle and giddy because he chases your lips for more.

L = Love (how do they show you they love you?)

sanji loves when those stubborn strands of hair won't cooperate into getting pulled into a ponytail because he gets to curl them behind your ear and see the way you blush.

M = Memory (favorite memory together?)

it is of a warm summer night, before he had confessed, and sanji had asked you for a dance. they're playing some slow placed romantic song that sanji doesn't know the name of, but would find himself humming the tune in the future, as he stares into your eyes.

it's what he sees in them--love, safety, and trust-- that he leans in to your ear to whisper, i love you.

N = Nightmare (what is their worst fear?)

sanji's biggest nightmare is losing you. he doesn't flirt with other women, hasn't done so ever since he realized his feelings for you, but he is still a gentleman and still appreciates a beautiful face. and that's maybe when you decide that enough is enough and you finally leave him.

O = Oddity (what is one quirk they have?)

making up silly little songs when he cooks for you.

"gonna bake a little cake for my lovely y/n~ tododo tododo dododotododo." and shake his little butt to his made up tune.

P = Pet Names (what do they like to call you?)

sugar booger. pumpkin. buttercup. basically, anything desert related.

Q = Quality Time (how do they like to spend time with you?)

sanji would play some relaxing music before laying his head on your lap while you read your book. your fingers lazily brushing his hair from time to time.

R = Rhythm (what song reminds you of them?)

so this is love by ilene woods reminds sanji of you.

S = Secrets (how open are they with you?)

it doesn't happen instantly but over time, sanji becomes very open with you. he strongly believes that communication is the key to any successful relationship. but it isn't easy and they some times lead to fights but you and sanji always fix any problems you face, relationship stronger than ever before.

T = Time (how long did it take you to get together?)

it took sanji three months to realize he had a crush on you and it took him almost six months for him to confess his feelings for you. so, almost a year.

U = Upset (how do they act when you’re upset?)

sanji would quietly ask you what's wrong as his eyebrows furrow in worry and displeasure. he would try to get an answer from you but wouldn't pressure you if you didn't want to.

sanji would patiently wait until you're ready to listen to you with tentative ears, advice already on the tip of his tongue.

V = Vaunt (what are they proud of? Do they like to show you off?)

sanji is proud that you are intelligent and beautiful and have refine taste in food just like him so of course he shows you off. but not in a "omg i'm dating a total babe!" kind of way but more of a "oh my god can you believe this heavenly being is dating ME?! because i can't."

W = Warrior (how do they feel about you fighting? Would they fight for you, beside you, etc?)

see, i don't think that sanji would make the decision for you. if you can fight then go fight. and if you can't then he'll fight for you.

either way, he will protect you if need be and he will patch up your wounds if there are any he can manage.

X = X-Ray (how well are they able to read you?)

sanji knows when you're sad from the way your eyebrows furrow a certain way. knows you're dissatisfied from the way your lips twitch and knows you're excited from the way your eyes sparkle. you're an open book to him.

Y = Yes (how would they propose to you?)

you know sanji is going above and BEYOND for the proposal. he hires someone to play the violin. there're rose petals everywhere. a gorgeous scenery. and delicious food ready to be welcomed into your mouth.

oh, and let's not forget the sappy speech and his watery smile.

Z = Zen (what makes them feel calm?)

sanji being embraced by your warmth. just you physically being there beside him so he can hold your hand whenever he can. his senses calming when he smells your favorite perfume and your voice caressing his ears.

[dcviated]

valentine alphabet hcs :: open

@babelmedicus sent: GE ( Dogi ) &. M ( Hellagur )

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G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

Dogi is someone who likes buying gifts, I'll put that out there right out of the gate. For someone like him who travels so much it shouldn't come as much of a surprise that he buys a lot of souvenirs or things that he thinks are interesting. So, yes, he is good at buying gifts.

The trouble, if you want to call it that, is maybe he's not buying the right gifts for people. His tastes for what someone may enjoy may not always be on. But hopefully that doesn't take away from the thought of it. When he's buying for someone he likes or appreciates it comes from a place of I can see them using this or wearing this then hoping for the best.

Kinda like those glass beads.

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Yeah! He loves that stuff! Whether it's choking out his buddies or getting hugged by someone in an affectionate way. I wouldn't go so far as to call him touch starved, but he doesn't shirk away from being touched or patted or anything similar. You should hug him but you can also expect to be hugged back in one of various ways.

Bonus of being such a big guy is what he's capable of in a hug. Most of the time it'll be a one arm endeavor, where you get looped and pulled in a lil. Or you get the 'clam' treatment where he uses both and leans over to embrace.

Or. If you're close enough. And small enough (not difficult) you get the ULTRA hug. Which is being picked up in one arm while the other hugs around you. I know. Crazy.

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M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

Refined tastes from this man. Is that at all surprising? And it wasn't all that different when he was young either. Scheduled. Classy. And something that is hopefully enjoyable by both partners. He likes to dress sharp and do all the gentlemanly things to impress a woman. Open doors. Pull back chairs. Set the table a bit. Compliment attire.

There's an environment in dating in that scenario that is so relieving and refreshing compared to the gruffness of the military and to a degree some of his upbringing. It doesn't all go away of course. Again, he likes a schedule and a plan for the evening. This serves to make sure both parties are excited and anticipating it and to make sure time isn't wasted.

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☾ Wilbur SFW Alphabet ☽

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

He is very affectionate with you and just constantly showers you in love and appreciation. You get so many compliments from constantly and they're not basic ones, most of the time they have a deeper thought behind them for example a certain experience that reminds him of you. Or he will make a playlist of songs about you.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Honestly he would probably just start talking to you and not stop doing that unless you tell him to. He would be constantly teasing you and bullying you in a friendly way unless you tell him it seriously upsets you.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He really likes the type of cuddle where you just lay very close to eachother and busy yourself with your own stuff. Sometimes he just gonna flop down right on top of you and not move for the next few hours so be prepared for that.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

While he isn't really the type for having a big family with children he does want to settle down in a nice old looking house and have multiple cats. Baking is one of his favorite things to do with you.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

Breaking is a very hard thing for him to do and he would probably blame himself and say he's the reason, that you deserve better than him. There would constantly be tears in his eyes that he tries his best to stop from letting them fall.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?

Not really the type for a very religious type of wedding. He likes to strengthen your guys' bond with doing different activities, visiting other countries together, spending a lot of time together etc. But if you wanted to have a typical wedding he would very much like to do that because it would make you happy.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

This man knows how strong he can be so he'll always be very careful physically and even if it's only a pillow fight will make sure not to hurt you in any way. But he's also emotionally very gentle and while he doesn't like lying to you he will make sure to tell you the truth about stuff gentle.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Whenever he hugs you he won't let go unless you do. This man is perfectly fine with giving an hour long hug if it means that you're happy. His hugs have this feeling of complete safety and that you can tell him anything you want to without getting judged.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

He isn't really the type to show his love to you through words but more through actions. But when you're doubting yourself and spiraling into overthinking he will tell you that he loves you in so many different ways.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Not really jealous but if he hasn't really had a good day he'll be a bit overthinking and get paranoid whenever he seems some dude around you. But he knows he can trust you and would never get angry at you but at the person talking to you.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

His kisses are rather soft. But somehow he's able to make them feel so amazing. Whenever he sees you tensed up because of something he'll wrap his arms around you and kiss you on top of your head. Also really likes kissing you anywhere but where you want him to so you get annoyed.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

At first he thinks that all children are little demon children that only want to cause chaos but one day when you took a walk he met a small child at the playground he really related to and kept on talking to them.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

You guys already fail at the getting out of bed. Everytime you remind him that you have to get up he whines about just five more minutes cuddles you tighter. Some mornings though when you sleep in he brings you breakfast to the bed.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He really likes cuddling in bed with you while falling asleep to a show or film. A lot of times he has trouble falling asleep but while being next to you he could sleep for days on end.

O = Open  (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

It's not that he doesn't trust you it's just that if you don't ask him he's not going to outright tell you. But with some things it's gonna take a while for him to open up about and when that happens he will tell you everything at once.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Seriously angering him is very hard and he gets very scary when in rage. But there's nothing in the whole world that would make you anger him. Most of the time he just gets angry when other people are being dicks to you and when that happens he is not afraid to throw hands.

Q = Quizzes  (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He definitely remembers all the names, artists and notes of your favorite songs. Most of the time he remembers the small things about you. Like your favorite sleeping position, your favorite snack etc. which doesn't mean he forgets the important stuff he just remembers the other stuff more.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

It was the one time where you both had a fight and you ran away in anger into a park. Running after you he found you standing in the rain looking up at the sky. When he finally stood next to you, you accidentally interrupted each other with wanting to apologise and in the end he just wrapped his arms around you and kissed you

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He's rather protective of you but not like in an obvious way of telling you that you aren't allowed to talk to any other guys and stuff but very observant. Whenever it looks like someone is making you uncomfortable he'll go up behind you put his hands on your waist and flirt with you ver obviously.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

He puts a lot of effort into dates and makes sure everything is perfect. While he's planning it he overthinks every single thing because he wants it to be perfect and make you happy so when you tell him how much you love it, it makes him very happy.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

No <3

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

Not really concerned but he likes to look nice. For example make sure that his hair looks fluffy, that the outfits looks acceptable etc. He's fine with people being really concerned about their looks as long as they don't do it to please others, to fit in etc.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

Whenever you have to be away for a few days he tries to distract himself with work and just buries himself into band stuff but that only lasts for a bit so he will often text you in the middle of the night something like "I miss u :("

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He really likes staying awake to watch you fall asleep. Whenever he does it he feels like a creep but he adores how peaceful you look and it makes him feel like he's able to protect you from any harm or troubling thoughts. And also because u talk in ur sleep sometimes

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

I feel like he's someone who always needs something new and different and can't really stick with something for a long time. So he most likely wouldn't get along with someone who has their days planed to smallest things.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

This man will start hugging you tight in his sleep and will not let go until he wakes up. Be prepared to not be able to do anything for a few hours when this happens. There is no way you're getting out of that tight grip.

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[transias]

NSFW Alphabet: Neil Perry

A/N: Well- here it is! I hope you guys enjoy this, i'll be making it for all the poets ! Also credits to the original person who made this template!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Neil is a sweetheart, he'll ask you if you're okay, if you want something, and help clean you up. It also depends on if you guys have stuff to do (apart from each other) later. You both help each other get ready but if there isn't anything planned for later, you'll just cuddle up to each other and fall asleep.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

His favorite part of himself are his hands. He uses them for pretty much every thing! Holding his significant other's hands, playing with their hair, or even when they're pinning them down by their wrists and making out with them. His favorite body part of their partner are their lips. They're soft, he loves planting kisses on them and how they look wrapped around his dick.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Neil and his S.O. always take precautions as to not make a mess. I feel like Neil's the type to look into his S.O.'s face as he's reaching his climax. Of course, Neil always wears protection so he will ask to cum inside of their partner. If not, he'll simply pull out.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

One time during summer break you and him sent each other letter's back and forth. One day though, you sent him a suggestive polaroid of you and he instantly dropped whatever he was doing just to take care of some unfinished business in the bathroom. All summer long, he would use that photo whenever he needed some help.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

Neither Neil nor you had experience and were completely clueless when it came to your first time. So you just went with whatever felt right and guided each other. Over time, Neil somehow got better and better at it, trust me this man knows what he's doing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

His favorite position is one where you're both facing each other and he has easier access to kiss you. Especially the face off, he thinks it's a nice and simple position!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He's very serious. He's a classic romantic, what did ya expect? In the moment he'll whisper a few compliments, let out a few swear words, and a few whimpers and moans. But he doesn't make jokes or laughs, mostly because he wouldn't know what to say.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I believe Neil likes to keep it neat and tidy down there. So once a week he'll trim whatever is on there and just let it be until the next time.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

EXTREMELY. I mean, he's not candles and roses lover but he is a slow and sensual lover. He'll take his time and make his lover feel loved and comfortable.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Doesn't do it much. Only if you're both apart on holidays, he'll do it at least once or twice but that's pretty much it!

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE. KINK. This man has the biggest kink for praising and being praised. I cannot stress this enough, if you want him to melt in your arms, a good "you're doing so great" might suffice.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your room. You guys preferred to do it in his dorm but one time poor Todd walked in on him getting head and had a whole crisis about it. The poets would not stop teasing you both after that.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

He's a simple man. Just a simple touch or kiss feels like Kryptonite to him. Especially when his hands are gently wrapped around their S.O.'s neck or when they kiss down his neck, oh boy!

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Although Neil has a slight throat grabbing kink, he wouldn't do anything to actually hurt them. Perhaps he'll smack your butt but he won't do it that hard.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

He loves giving, he's not opposed to receiving but something about giving gets him going and makes him hard as a rock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He prefers slow and sensual. But if you ask him to be rough or go faster, he'll do it! He's not really against rough and fast, he just prefers it slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickies happen once in a while. You're both busy people and sometimes when you wanna get nasty there's not much time, so you both do it quickly in the school attic or the cave or even a closet sometimes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He doesn't want another incident like Todd's to happen again, so he's extremely careful and prefers not to be too risky about it.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He has a very strong stamina. He could go for like 3 - 4 rounds tops.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Neil doesn't own toys, he doesn't even know where to get one, but if his partner asked to try, he wouldn't be opposed to experimenting with them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can be such a tease sometimes. Neil will tease his S.O. until they're begging him to fuck them. He is such a cry baby when his S.O. is the one teasing, he doesn't like getting a taste of his own medicine.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

A few whimpers, moans, and praise normally leave his mouth, he likes being vocal in the moment.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He likes to dom but he also likes letting his partner take control sometimes. It really gets him going and has this cute little look on his face when his S.O. does so.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

A bit bigger than average. I just know this man has a big dick.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

I'd say his sex drive is pretty normal... for a teenage boy.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

You both will have some pillow talk for a while. He falls asleep after you just cause he wants to make sure his S.O. won't be left alone in some sorta way.

[step-on-me-khun]

NSFW Alphabet Headcanons - Tokyo Revengers - No Minors Please

Thinking of doing this for Draken or Mitsuya next

Chifuyu Matsuno - (adult/timeskip)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Sweet boy. Accidentally hurt you being a little too rough? Kisses the area that he got you. Cleans you up, suggests you have separate showers, only if it's still early.

Hugs, cuddles and lots of love are thrown towards you. You could just lay there for hours and hold each other, he's so loving and affectionate.

B = Body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Loves every inch of you, but if he had to think about it, it would probably be your waist and hips.

I really can't guess what he likes about himself, maybe his shoulders or neck.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Don't ask him to cum on you, it makes him a bit uncomfortable, and he doesn't want to do it because you're just too pretty to have that on you. His cum is more thin than thick, but it is also sweet.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Don't tease him in public, it's not something he can handle, he will literally drop everything and try to go home and get rid of his problem

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He's an attractive guy, so maybe he's had some experience. But it's nothing he would ever brag about.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where he can see your face or keep you very close, so missionary, cradle, spoon

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

No very goofy, if he thinks he's done something wrong (he never has done anything wrong, he just worries) he will tickle you or try to make you smile with compliments and praise

He's very serious when it comes to wanting to make you feel good

H = Hair (how well-groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He's very neat, more or less clean-shaven, not much in terms of stray hairs

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Loves being close to you, having your arms or legs wrapped around him and pulling you even closer makes it even better. I can see him being romantic as hell, peppering you with soft kisses on your face his he hovers over you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

It's not too uncommon that he does, but if he's lonely and is thinking of you in that way, then he will relieve himself, at first, he was embarrassed about it, but then he got used to

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Light marking, only leaving a small number of purple dots on your inner thighs, neck and chest, edging, only when he goes down on you, body worship, praising, hair pulling, but only when you're in cowgirl or missionary and he wants to kiss your neck, and he doesn't yank your hair, it's just a soft tug

L = Location (favourite places to do the do)

Anywhere that's private, any place in his or your place. The riskiest place you've been intimate is in his shop, obviously when it's closed and it's only the two of you

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

You have to do the right thing at the right time to make him want you, it's not that it's not easy to get him aroused, it's just not hard either. Shoving him roughly against something and pressing your body on his will easily catch his attention and get him aroused

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

No heavy bondage, no gagging you at all, nothing that hurts you or endangers you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Is a switch. When he goes down on you, it's difficult to get him to stop, one of the few times he will overstimulate you, well, it's more like edging you until you're begging to come. It's enough to leave you shaky and teary-eyed.

When you go down on him, he is nothing but sweet with you, his hands holding your hair up for you and cupping your face. If he ever wanted to face fuck you, he would ask you and make sure you're alright with it before rushing in, apologizing every few minutes once he comes.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

He more than likely loves the intimacy, holding you close, watching your facial expressions, holding your hands and listening to your soft moans as the sounds quickly reach his ears. He's not too slow with you, if you ask, he'll take the hint and do what you ask of him. But, if you beg him to be rough, then he will ask if it's really what you want, telling you to yell at him if it's too much, placing a kiss on your forehead or shoulder blade before going for it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

If he's busy, then this is perfect for him when he's desperate. A possibility too if you're both rushing to get somewhere and it's the last thing you do before you leave

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Not really someone that takes risks, even if it's something you suggest, if there's a possibility of something going wrong, he will try to avoid it

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He's not got as much stamina as the others, the most he will go is three rounds, especially when he feels like he wants you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Probs has a vibrator, only uses it on you, especially to overstim or edge you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not really too unfair, if you beg him to stop teasing you, he will hear you and take you seriously enough to stop after making you come, if you want him after that, have going to have to tell him

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Isn't loud, soft and breathy moans and groans mainly, hisses a lot as he comes or when you suck him off

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

There have been a couple of instances when he has been working and the thought of you got a little too much, he had to stand behind the counter for a while, thinking of something that wasn't so lewd to distract him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Just a tiny bit smaller than average, just under 6 inches, but it's nothing to complain about when he makes you feel just as good as he always does

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Nowhere near high, kind of low really, you would have to try to get his attention with something to get him aroused

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

The type of guy who waits until you're comfortable and asleep before he eventually sleeps, an arm still around you as he closes his eyes

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[josiewrites]

Can u do the alphabet for Bryan Danielson please? Could be the SFW or NSFW you decide <3

There is something about this angry satyr man that has gotten him to live in my head. Also, don't judge me, but I picked NSFW, because how this man fucks has been in my brain and won't fucking leave.

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A ~ Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Bryan used to have no idea how to handle aftercare. Now, it definitely involves a hot bath or shower and plenty of cuddles. 

B ~ Body Part (favorite body part of theirs and their partner)

Man loves his arms. We've all seen him flex during his matches, c'mon now. As for partners, he's definitely a thigh man. Short shorts drive him insane.

C ~ Cum (i aint even gonna explain)

Loves to come both on and in, depends on his mood. If it's backstage or right before an event, he prefers to come in you. Otherwise, there is something about his seed all over your chest and face that makes him feral.

D ~ Dirty Secret

He'll never admit it, but he does enjoy bottoming on occasion. Only for people that he views as equals *cough* Blackpool Combat Club *cough*

E ~ Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

We've all felt that weird sexual intensity from him. This man fucks, and he fucks often. 

F ~ Favorite Position

Anything where he's able to be on top or in control. He's not super picky though.

G ~ Goofy (are they serious in the moment or have a sense of humor?)

He isn't too much for jokes during, he's usually a pretty stoic guy. But he's also the master at being unintentionally funny.

H ~ Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes?)

Despite the beard, he keeps himself nicely groomed. Not clean shaven, but definitely nicely trimmed.

I ~ Intimacy (romance levels during the deed)

Lots of kisses and praise. So much praise

J ~ Jack Off (masturbation headcanon)

One of his favorite ways to destress after a match. Or after workouts. Or anytime he can't actually fuck someone 

K ~ Kink (one or more of their kinks)

This man is all about BDSM. If it involves rope, impact, blood, scratching, biting, whips, you name it, he's into it. Also has a massive praise kink. We've all seen how he looks when he gets compliments. 

L ~ Location (favorite place to have sex)

Anywhere and everywhere. He is insatiable. Most of the heavy stuff just in the bedroom, but not always 😉

M ~ Motivation (what turns them on)

I don't think this man is ever not turned on. After a match when his adrenaline is high especially. But his biggest turn on is definitely you giving him any kind of praise. 

N ~ No (what they won’t do)

Absolutely nothing involving scat or watersports. That's his biggest no.

O ~ Oral (giver, receiver, or both? skilled?)

Oral is this man's bread and butter. He loves to both give and receive, but if he was forced to pick, he loves seeing someone gag on his cock. But let's just say he keeps the beard groomed for reasons too. 

P ~ Pace (rough and fast or slow and sensual?)

Depends on his mood really. Typically, rough and steady is his go to. 

Q ~ Quickies (what’s their opinion)

He thrives on quickies. Post match, post promo, after any segment, he needs to be buried inside you immediately. 

R ~ Risk (are they down to experiment?)

Always. He's willing to try almost anything at least once.

S ~ Stamina (how many rounds and how long can they last?)

We've seen the matches, he brings that same stamina into the bedroom too. He'll very easily go like four or five rounds before he even think of a break. 

T ~ Toys (own them? use?)

His preferred toys are definitely for impact. Paddles, whips, floggers, cuffs, things like that 

U ~ Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

He's a huge tease. The flexing, his smirk, the trunks. He just knows

V ~ Volume (how loud can they be?)

Mostly some grunts and moans, nothing too loud. He prefers to hear you always. 

W ~ Wildcard (random headcanon)

He's the switch of the BCC. He'll trade off with Mox, but will always top Yuta and bottom for Regal.

X ~ X-Ray  (what’s going on under the clothes?)

Those trunks don't leave much to the imagination. I'd put him about 6 inches or so, with a comfortable girth

Y ~ Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

He just exudes sexuality. Between that, and how horny his matches are, his sex drive just has to be high.

Z ~ ZZZ (how fast do they fall asleep after?)

Definitely takes him a bit to fall asleep after. The way his adrenaline is so high, it takes him a minute. 

[anisstories]

I Don't Want This

Chapter 6

The Next Morning

When Y/N awoke in the morning, she panicked, she didn’t know this room, and then she turned around. There was Anakin asleep, the sun shining on his face. His hair seemed to become even more golden. Y/N still felt tipsy. She looked at the foot of the bed and there were her clothes. It was 5 in the morning and no sound was heard. I doubt anyone’s awake, I’ll change, leave a note, and get a cab to the company. Shit, how strong is a Flameout? I'm falling back into a drunken state. Before that could happen she stood up, put her clothes on, went to Anakin’s desk grabbed a post-it, and started to right:

Hey Anakin,

I didn’t want to wake you up. Thanks for letting me crash here last night. Sorry for being such a bother. I promise I will never drink when you're around.

Next time I see you we'll be "happily married".

Warm Regards,

Y/N

Heiress to the Aridam Empire XD.

Anakin awoke to the sound of shuffling in his room. He turned around and saw Y/N writing something on a sticky note. The events of last night came to his mind. WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? I should have kicked her out yesterday. She'll pay at this moment. Anakin got out of bed and stalked over to her. Y/N turned around only to be met with Anakin's bare chest. His pectorals glistened in the sunlight. "Hey, sorry I didn't mean to wake you. I was just about to leave. Sorry for-" "Last night I brought you into my home and you know who saw? Padmé. You already ruined my relationship. So you're going to stay here and we're going to be caught sleeping together. I don't care if your dignity is at stake." Anakin said as he pushed Y/N onto the bed. "Strip" Anakin said his voice and face were void of emotion. "w-what do you m-mean strip?" "Strip. Don't make me repeat myself." She felt a weight next to her. "I don't want to touch your disgusting body. So strip and go back to sleep. If you don’t I’m going to have to strip you myself, and you won’t like that." Y/N felt so embarrassed but she started stripping, fearing what Anakin would do if she disobeyed. She hesitated when she reached her panties. "Keep your underwear on." He opened the comforter for her. She stepped in, her back facing his chest, and felt Anakin's arms wrap around her bare waist. She felt so vulnerable in only her bra and panties. She knew that if someone walked in she would face the biggest embarrassment of her life. She started to squirm, to get away. But his grip tightened. "I said go to sleep," he growled. Anakin wasn't human anymore. He had gone feral. The love of his life was probably lost and all because of this stupid girl that laid next to him.

There was no going through to him. He roughly turned Y/N around. "Stop squirming. You said you'd follow my lead, so do it." He pulled her closer. Y/N started hitting his chest, muttering I hate you. Anakin grabbed her wrists. "Stop" his voice an octave lower. Y/N stopped. I hate you too, Y/N. Once we get married, I'll make your life a living hell. Anakin started to rub her back. Trying to get her to sleep. He wanted this to seem natural. He finally heard light snoring from Y/N. He went to grab his phone but feared the messages he would find there. He placed it back and started playing with Y/N's hair to help him fall asleep.

At 7 there was a knock at his door. Y/N jolted but Anakin held her tighter. He pulled the comforter low enough to reveal his bare chest and Y/N's bra. Then he heard Owen's voice "If I don't hear shuffling in 1 second I'm coming in." Of course it had to be this asshole. He grabbed Y/N's chin and started nuzzling into her neck. This caused Y/N to start whimpering. "You’re a piece of shit, you know that?" she said as she tried to push him away. “So I’ve heard” he mumbled. Anakin got tired of getting pushed away, so he flipped them over. He was hovering above her. Y/N’s arms got tired so he just pulled them to her side. This caused the comforter to fall off the bed. Owen walked in to see Anakin on top of Y/N. "Oh Maker. Fuck. Oh shit, I'm so sorry." Owen stuttered. "Can you stop staring at MY girl?" Anakin growled. "I wasn't staring at her. I was staring at you. Are you that insatiable?" Owen started laughing. "What do you - " and Anakin groans. Y/N accidentally brushed her leg against Anakin's groin and he felt a strong surge of pleasure coarse through his body. Shit, I was supposed to be mad. Not get turned on. "USE PROTECTION KIDS '' Owen closed the door and Anakin’s alarm clock hit it. He could hear Owen's laughter down the hall.

Y/N looked at Anakin’s sweatpants. There was a large bulge in them. When I brushed against it, his face contorted, I think it was out of pain. Y/N started brushing her knee against it. Anakin's eyes nearly popped out of his socket. "Mm..stop." Anakin was becoming less mad. Fuck this is bad... "No, this is payback for this morning." Y/N started brushing faster and harder. "Y-Y/N, h-hold o-o-oh Fuck!" Anakin spit. He fell on top of her chest. Y/N would've been mad. But when he fell onto her chest she had better access to that spot. Anakin started thrusting his hips into her knee. Y/N's name falling out of his lips. At this moment Y/N realized he hadn't groaned out of pain, he had groaned out of pleasure. So she pulled her knee away. Anakin's hips thrust into the air. Y/N heard Anakin moan out in pain. "Y-you, you’re a bitch" he growled. “Says the guy who forced me to strip.” She tried to get up only to fail, as Anakin had a death grip on her waist. "Hey let go," Y/N grumbled. Anakin refused. His breathing was labored and his forehead had a layer of sweat. "It hurts. Give me a fucking second!” he yelled. Y/N rolled her eyes, muttered I hope you die of pain and reached for her phone, or that’s what she thought at least. When she opened “her” phone she saw a bunch of messages.

Anakin I can’t believe you did that.

I fucking knew it. You’re a piece of shit.

I hope you get thrown into a ditch.

I can’t believe you got with my best friend.

I hope you both die.

We are done.

Don’t look or try to talk to me.

Y/N dropped the cellphone. It fell on Anakin’s head. “I’m already in pain and you dropped a cellphone on my head. I fucking hate you.” as he looked up he saw Y/N looking at him with guilty eyes. “I thought that was my phone and I read the messages Padme sent you. I’m sorry I fucked up your relationship,” she mumbled. “What do they say?” he asked, his tone cold and detached. Y/N started to read aloud the messages and Anakin felt his heart crack piece by piece. “Oh well, it was bound to happen,” he felt a sharp sting on his cheek. “How can you say that? I mean you have her as LOML on your contacts. You said you were gonna get us out of it and suddenly you're okay with getting married to me?” she said. “You don’t even feel a tiny bit sad. Don’t you want to scream or cry? If that was me I'd be very outraged." Y/N looked out the window. "Can you be logical? You think we were going to convince our parents. That was a false hope Y/N. They were gonna force us to get married. Padme isn't the type to share her boyfriend so its end was inevitable anyway." Anakin grumbled. I can't make her life miserable. She is suffering just as much as I am. I mean Y/N's here saying sorry for ruining my relationship. And it wasn't even her fault. I should be the one on my knees begging for forgiveness. I forced her to strip. Anakin got up and knelt before her. "Huh?! Anakin what are you doing?" She asked as she sat up. "I'm sorry. I was just so mad and so sad that I had lost Padme. I lost all human decency and forced you to strip. I'm sorry. I know that's not enough but I'm afraid that's all I have." Anakin's voice cracked. He was so ashamed of what he'd done.

Y/N felt bad. She knew he had done those things out of rage, but it doesn’t mean they didn’t hurt her. She reached for his arm and pulled him up. “It’s okay, I know you did them out of rage.” Anakin’s face lit up, he was so happy he could hug her, as he was about to, she opened her mouth. “But, can I ask you for a favor?” She asked. Anakin blankly looked at her. She panicked and spoke up “I’m sorry, never mind, I just-” “Hey, I didn’t even answer. What is your request?” Anakin grabbed onto her shoulders. “I was wondering if you could convince my father to let me finish my Master's?” She asked while looking at her lap. “I don't know if I could convince your Father” Y/N’s eyes started to get sad, “But I can convince my father to pay your college tuition and you can go secretly.” Y/N jumped up and into Anakin’s arms. He lost his balance so before he fell he pushed himself onto the bed. His cheek falling against her lips. “Oh damn, I smeared your lipstick.” “It’s fine.” Y/N started to giggle. “Thank you, Anakin,” she smiled so brightly and softly, but she was also crying, his heart fluttering. “Yea, no problem.” Anakin's voice sounded wistful, but Y/N didn’t hear it, she was too busy swimming in his clear blue eyes. “I never noticed,” Y/N whispered. Anakin hummed, asking her to continue. “Your eyes, they look like a lake.” she giggled. “They are pretty. If you looked up at the sun, your eyes would probably glitter like a real lake.” Anakin felt so flustered. No one ever complimented his eyes. Well, they had, but not in the way Y/N had. It was always nice eyes. You probably get all the chick with those eyes. “Thank you, your eyes are pretty too.” “Your E/C eyes lit up. “They get all bright and shimmery when you're excited about something. They get dull when you’re sad or frustrated. When you get embarrassed they glitter more than they’re supposed to.” Anakin started leaning in. The moment was shattered when they heard a commotion downstairs.

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My summer classes have started so I will begin to post on Mondays. Thank you for understanding.

[chaldeamage-neo]

IT'S FUCKING MARCH BUT IDC VALENTINE'S ALPHABET WITH NIYO BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

also time feels like an illusion rn help

A   :   AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?

Niyo likes making things and giving gifts. Making chocolates and sweets for people was something she did before Chaldea so naturally she'd do it there too if/when she can. But for more romantic affections, gift giving is still a thing but she likes to cuddle as well <3

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Red roses for aesthetics and mature look, those flowers you'd see growing out in meadows like peonies, black-eyed-susans, lupines and daisies because nostalgia. And forget-me-not because there just so darn cute! Nothing else...

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Milk chocolate. She'll eat dark chocolate if it's paired with something like fruit. Like raspberries.

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

You guys know I'm a multi shipper with Niyo... I can't just go down that entire list but a common thing with all of them is her wanting to just spend nice quality time. Eating food together at restaurant or picnic and just relaxing.

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

Niyo likes hugs! But only from certain people after reaching a certain bond level (unless she just needs some serious comfort). Niyo is small so an intimate hug feels like she put her whole body into it. Her arms wrapping as tight as she can around you and for such a small lady they feel like a warm sunny day.

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

Niyo isn't much of a flirt unless she's particularly in a good mood. Compliment her and she's feeling it? She'll do it back. Or if you get her on the right day with the right person she might just go on and tell them what she's thinking.

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

Again, she likes giving gifts so she likes to put a little thought into them. There are three kinds of Niyo gifts. The edible ones. Normally sweets but can sometimes be a type of meal. Only the meals she confident with. The ones with some kind of use. Useful to a specific thing the giftee does or it kinda falls into the last one. That being her just wanting them to have something nice. Like a blanket, a good luck charm, a ring

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

If I put my silly little "shipping Niyo with x character because I like them" away, normally... Ehh? She doesn't fall in love too easy but can be wooed with the right moves.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

The first few times yes, it is hard to say. She wants to make sure that these feelings she has are true. Just throwing around "I love you" isn't her thing unless she's certain. Both romantic and platonically.

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

She likes to keep an open mind when in a relationship, especially if she gets involved with servants but sometimes she just can't help but feel jealous sometimes. She feels bad about it. Like she isn't the type to get jealous over her lover hanging out with her friends. She's just worried if she's a good lover and can compare to others who might be giving her love attention and affection (the irony of this i know)

K   :   KISS. is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?

For deep passionate kisses it's another depends. She'll follow whoever is kissing unless feeling rather bold. She excels at peppered and those little cute kisses. Also biting. She's gets flustered from kisses because to her they feel very secret.

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

Simple answer: sheep and her son (platonic). Complicated answer: I'm a multi shipper so normally what feeling at moment for any specific au.

M   :   MOONLIGHT. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

This again? Just take her on a picnic.

N   :   NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?

Wouldn't you like to know, fuhuhuhu. I can't just spill that in a post like this

O   :   ODE. does your muse have a way with words?

Not really. It's more so timing.

P   :   PARTNER. what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

A bit of both looks and personality. But also someone she can rely on.

Q   :   QUESTION. would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

She's the type to ask it so it's a matter of who does it first.

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

A definite romantic. She's heard the tales of romance and wants that herself afterall.

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

Lmao no. Unless I pull my au bs

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

She likes to believe it's a thing.

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

Romantically? Not really. Or at least not yet.

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

She likes it! Growing up it was one of those holidays she would go out of her way to celebrate herself but she didn't have anyone she felt romantic feelings for so she's make sweets for her friends. And it bloomed to her making things for people she appreciated or to say thanks to. Though for whoever she has her heart on they get s special gift <3

W  :   WEDDING. would your muse get married? why / why not?

Niyo would get married but she wants it be her choice. Because fun fact, her father is the type to marry her off if it's coinvent for him. But Niyo wants to marry for love.

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Niyo will use your usual pet names and little nicknames, but using them on her she get flustered.

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

Yes.

Z   :   ZZZ. how many people has your muse slept with?

Haven't you heard of the saying "don't kiss and tell"

[ahundredtimesover]

The vibe for this chapter - M A R R I E D 🤌

Gosh these two were so domestic and involved with each other in the best jovial way possible it was disgustingly adorable and I AM SCREAMING BECAUSE THE CONSTANT USAGE OF HUSBAND AND WIFE BY THE TWO PROTAGONISTS IN BOTH DISBELIEF AND UNCONSCIOUSLY WAS CUTE AF... And then some🙄

It also makes me as a reader go... Sigh please you two are the most married unmarried couple ever 😭😭😭

It's like a housemate situation but we calling each other husband and wife??? Excuse me?? Excuse you????

Dearest OC.. Living with the president of your company isn't a learning experience coz this ain't an internship.. It's a marriage... 😹

Okay-1. Loved the dialogue heavy approach in this chapter. Like I'm serious but this was so high quality. We really saw their dynamics as colleagues, friends, "married couple" surface in the most calm beautiful way..

2. Cementing the ambiguity of his relationship With Seri and the shaky grounds of his affair come through very neatly. This confusion is a pivotal point of this story because it affects JIN as a boyfriend/a CEO/a husband and the OC as a wife who ultimately will have to put her foot down and either chase her happiness or chase herself away from Jin's life and this marriage (Mimi I know you ain't giving me a spoiler but like Karen I can feel the angst in my left tit)

3. I really approve of the fact that nobody here approves of this Seri jin affair and their moral compass is strong and it doesn't dwindle just because this is a work of fiction.

4. I don't understand Seri's character and why she would want to be the other other woman like the entire vibe is so amicable and not normal 😂 waiting to let shit hit the fan.

5. Also a lot of casual moments that made me feel warmer than a ramen bowl on a rainy day - the dress fitting, the tie fixing, the soft smiles when the other said something heartfelt and honest, the tuxedo trials, admitting that the boss let her sleep in tmrw, him saying he will do the husband duty of complimenting her...

6. Pale puppy eyed feminine looking Seri being his type.. And the naturally fresh looking woman being his wife - Seokjin please stop being such a man 😂😂

7. Forget Seokjin.. Find me a Taehyung to my Hyuna (I'll become a Hyuna if this can be arranged) 😂

I left my work to read this chapter as soon as it dropped... 3 days is too long( how did we wait an entire week for updates???)

8. Also I feel that she's gonna meet Namjoon either at the wedding or in France and then there's going to be mixed feelings because now she's like wifing it out with her husband but she's also like wtf what about the guy who told me to wait???? And yeah.. Consider this theory while you laugh..

Thank you Mimi have a wonderful week ❤️

Ahhh I always look forward to your feedback 🥰 loving how you’re picking up details here and there and I won’t confirm nor deny anything! Hehe but you’re right, they’re the most married unmarried couple ever.

1, 5. I wanted to show how the boss/workmate thing adds another layer (and a bit of complication) to their relationship. But they’re domestic and sweet and friendly like that; their non-romantic interactions were some of my favorite scenes to write! 😊

2. Your left tit is right. I think there’s more angst here that you wouldn’t expect? I cried a lot rereading it? actually

3. There are still characters here with common sense!

4. She’s got her reasons; but we’ll know more a bit Seri and how this whole thing affects her in the later chapters

6. Lol we all know that Jin has a type hehehe

7. Oooh Taehyung is a dream! There’s more of him being a hopeless romantic for Hyun-a in the next chapters. I rly love his character here, too 😍

8. Laughing at this theory… or am I? 🤔🤔

Thank you so much, I always look forward to your messages 🥰 see you in the next chapters in 🇫🇷!

[blossom-hwa]

Okay I'm super sorry if I'm requesting too many things but I was listening to holiday music while driving home from work yesterday and was suddenly struck by the need for some chaotic holiday/winter shenanigans with the boyz, if that's okay? Reader involvement isn't necessary! Pretty please and thank you sooo much ❤❤❤ -🌻

You’re not requesting too many things don’t worry Sunny!!! I literally owe you everything for half the fics I’ve written in the past year so there’s no way I could refuse, also this is what the drabble game is for!! I hope you enjoy this half-baked bullshit LMAO

3-year anniversary drabble game: send me an NCT/WAYV/Stray Kids/The Boyz member + a prompt (check out the post for ideas) and I’ll write a drabble for you!

(don’t think I've mentioned it but all of these text aus are in the same universe lol)

(also this ended up not being as holiday-ish as you probably wanted.... SORRY)

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Title: Holiday Shenanigans

Pairing: no pairings, just the boyz being dumb

Triggers: a lot of cursing

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quick clarification:

papi: sangyeon

angel: jacob

moon scribblez: kevin

new kid: chanhee

starbucks tissues: changmin

sundae: sunwoo

bread: younghoon

the better hyun: hyunjae

the better jae: eric

professional rollerblader: juyeon

foodie: haknyeon

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new kid: I'm going to commit murder

sundae: who’s he making empty threats about this time

new kid: IT’S NOT AN EMPTY THREAT

moon scribblez: who wants to hear about the cockroach that fucking crawled out of my mop today!!

papi: pls don’t tlalk about it I was scarred for life

moon scribblez: IT’S YOUR TUTORING CENTER IT’S Y O U R FAULT WE HAVE A COCKROACH INFESTATION

papi: it’s not an infestation Kevin

new kid: is no one going to pay attention to my murder

angel: I will! but I won’t be an accessory

moon scribblez: I BEG TO FUCKING DIFFER

moon scribblez: THAT THING WAS HUGE IT WAS MORE LIKE A SPIDER JFC

new kid: I love you jacob

moon scribblez: IF I SHAKE THE FUCKING MOP TODAY AND COCKROACHES CRAWL OUT I’M QUITTING MY FUCKING JOB

angel: love you too <3

sundae: /barfs/

papi: #1 sunwoo just bc you’re allergic to emotion doesn’t mean the rest of us are

papi: some of us are capable of love

new kid: JI CHANGMIN ISN’T

papi: #2 I don’t own the center I'm just the center director therefore I do not take responsibility for any possible infestations we may have

starbucks tissues: I heard my name :D

new kid: sTOP FUCKING TERRIFYING ME WHEN I’M JUST TRYING TO WORK

new kid: IT’S ALMOST C H R I S T M A S HALLOWEEN IS G O N E

papi: therefore take it up with the owners @ moon scribblez

starbucks tissues: but it’s always halloween :(

moon scribblez: I TOOK THE MOP TO THE SINK

moon scribblez: PUT IT THERE AND TURNED ON THE FAUCET

moon scribblez: A FUCKING BROWN SPIDER-LOOKING COCKROACH BITCH ASS C R A WL E D OUT

moon scribblez: AND YOU WON’T TAKE RESPONSIBILITY??????????

papi: I just deal with the parents and the kids not bugs

new kid: it is NOT ALWAYS FUCKING HALLOWEEN

new kid: IF YOU WANT TO CELEBRATE

new kid: CELBRATE C RH SI T MA S 

moon scribblez: time to pin it on ella

starbucks tissues: :(

sundae: now look what you’ve done chanhee

sundae: you’ve made him sad

new kid: I GOT TERRIFIED BY A NUN MASK AND YOU CARE ABOUT IF H E’ S SAD????????????????

starbucks tissues: :(

angel: I think I'm going to head out

angel: I don’t think even I can heal this rift

moon scribblez: well if jacob’s out I'm out

moon scribblez: I have a solution to my problems 

papi: just don’t get me involved

moon scribblez: no promises !

starbucks tissues: I can scare ella if you want kevin :)

moon scribblez: YES FUCKING PLEASE

papi: I'm going to get fired

moon scribblez: maybe so :D

new kid: no one cares about my problems I see

new kid: everyone hates me

sundae: ya it’s bc you’re the new kid

new kid: I exist only for pain 

~

bread: so hyunjin told me to tell changmin to stop using various horror movie masks to terrify him at work

starbucks tissues: so out of work is fair game?

bread: idk he didn’t specify

bread: probably

starbucks tissues: :D

the better hyun: oh what the fuck this shit isn’t normal

the better hyun: it’s impossible for someone to be so cute but so terrifying

starbucks tissues: I'll take that as a compliment :D

the better hyun: it isn’t but whatever makes you happy ig

the better jae: changmin

the better jae: I only ask that you leave the nun mask and chucky doll at home when we have our christmas party

starbucks tissues: well that’s no fun :(

bread: changmin I'm sorry but your idea of fun is very different from ours

bread: Jacob back me up

angel: I'm sorry changmin but he’s right :(

starbucks tissues: :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

the better hyun: by the way for the party

the better hyun: who’s doing what???????

the better jae: I'm bringing the xbox!!

foodie: I'm bringing cookies !

papi: I'm cooking with Kevin and juyeon

professional rollerblader: yes it’s going to be fun

professional rollerblader: Kevin says he’s going to make a cheesecake

the better jae: can I save a piece for jisung??

moon scribblez: if we don’t eat all of it

new kid: why

new kid: why did I just hear screaming from the tutoring center

moon scribblez: oH MY GOD SANGYEON

professional rollerblader: TAHT WAS GLORIOUS

sundae: what happened

foodie: why do you only show up for chaos

sundae: I only exist for chaos nothing else is worth my time

the better jae: fair enough

angel: what happened? I thought I saw someone fall ??

angel: but I'm across the walkway so idk :(

angel: is everyone all right?

papi: I think I have a concussion

moon scribblez: oh please you just fell off a tiny stepladder

professional rollerblader: can’t believe sangyeon just fell off a stepladder trying to put up a fucking Christmas stocking 

papi: I hate christmas

papi: I hate everything

moon scribblez: the kids are laughing

moon scribblez: I think I'm going to bust a lung

papi: my dignity has been stripped and I no longer want to live

the better hyun: wait juyeon why are you even there 

the better hyun: you don’t even tutor

foodie: ‘does she even go here’

the better jae: ‘does she even go here’

foodie: ERIC

the better jae: HAK

sundae: oh wow amazing their brain cells conjoined into one single coherent thought and of course it had to be a mean girls reference

starbucks: how did this start out with younghoon telling me to stop scaring hyunjin at work

bread: honestly I don’t know

~

moon scribblez: winter break is upon us

moon scribblez: and I can now bask in the fact that I don’t have to teach spoiled rich assholes basic math for two whole weeks !

papi: speak for yourself

moon scribblez: your fault for being center director

angel: I hate to agree with Kevin and be mean but you really did bring that upon yourself sangyeon

papi: want death

professional rollerblader: no don’t die! we need your food for the party tomorrow

papi: can’t believe all you care about is my food not even me

sundae: did you expect anything different

papi: on a regular basis no

papi: but it’s the holiday season

new kid: holidays are a social construct made to force us into the world of capitalism and giving our money to fat fucking corporations like amazon

starbucks tissues: if I could give Jeff Bezos a heart attack with my nun mask I would

new kid: that’s the only use of that mask that I approve of

starbucks tissues: turn around

the better jae: was that

the better jae: was that new

bread: I don't think I've ever heard chanhee scream that loud

foodie: I’m at the food court and I heard that what the fuck

foodie: the build a bear is like all the way down the mall what the fuck

starbucks tissues: :)

bread: I think that scream rivaled changmin’s dolphin levels

sundae: brb still dying of laughter

sundae: I'm so happy I caught that on video

new kid: Kim sunwoo

new kid: don’t you fucking dare

sunwoo: [ 1 video attached ]

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

professional rollerblader: I can’t believe I missed this I'm so mad

foodie: I think the fake Santa Claus looking over in abject horror just adds to it

starbucks tissues: ^^^

new kid: someone’s dying tonight

angel: there there

angel: no one’s dying tonight

new kid: someone IS

new kid: AND NOT EVEN JACOB CAN STOP ME

the better jae: bet changmin’s mask can

new kid: I'm ripping that fucking mask to shreds

starbucks tissues: :(

bread: now he’s hugging the fucking mask like it’s his baby 

bread: [ 1 image attached ]

the better hyun: as I have said before

the better hyun: it is not normal for someone to look that cute while holding a fucking horror movie mask

papi: I've come to accept that none of you are normal

papi: I think it’s best for your sanity to accept that too

moon scribblez: I'm so late but I'm also rolling on the floor with laughter

papi: can confirm he’s actually on the floor

papi: Kevin you give our center a bad name

moon scribblez: I deadass do not care

moon scribblez: you gave me ashley today so I'm giving you chaos

moon scribblez: suck it <3

angel: she can’t be that bad?????????

moon scribblez: Jacob I know you’re an angel

moon scribblez: but you don’t understand

angel: I guess I don’t :/

~

foodie: I'm going into a food coma!

foodie: don’t attempt to contact me for the next twenty four hours peace <3

sundae: we wouldn’t have in the first place

foodie: :(

angel: sunwoo don’t be mean :(

sundae: fine

sundae: sorry hak

foodie: :)

new kid: the power of one Jacob bae

starbucks tissues: he prevents wars with just his smile

bread: all hail the angel

the better jae: *bows*

angel: guys pls

moon scribblez: no they’re right

moon scribblez: he took me home last night when I was drunk off my ass

moon scribblez: a true angel

angel: guys pls I'm blushing :(

papi: can confirm ! I'm sitting next to him

papi: also he made me hangover soup so can confirm the angel bit too

professional rollerblader: honestly if Jacob wasn’t here we wouldn’t have survived last night

professional rollerblader: he de-escalated Mario kart

professional rollerblader: stayed sober

professional rollerblader: took people home

foodie: all hail Jacob bae

the better jae: I thought you were in a food coma?????

foodie: came back to pay my respects to our lord and savior Jacob bae

the better jae: ok valid

angel: g u y s

the better hyun: has this conversation just become an all hail Jacob bae conversation

moon scribblez: do you want to fucking argue about it

the better hyun: no on the contrary

the better hyun: I'm joining

the better hyun: alL HAIL JACOB BAE

papi: amen

moon scribblez: aMen

professional rollerblader: a fucking men

angel: I'm going to start crying guys pls

new kid: NO DON’T CRY

starbucks tissues: Jacob don’t cry :(((((((((

angel: you guys are so sweet I can’t not cry

papi: I'm hugging him now no more crying

the better jae: two bros, chillin in a hot tub

the better jae: no feet apart bc they’re secure in their masculinity and love each other very much <3

moon scribblez: FIVE FEET APART BC THEY’RE NOT GAY

moon scribblez: fuck

the better jae: YOU RUINED IT

the better jae: yOU BITCH

professional rollerblader: didn’t Jacob call us sweet like one minute ago?

new kid: well he’s an angel he sees the best in us

sundae: there’s no best in you bitch

new kid: oh fuck you

bread: great way to end the holiday season ig

[kawaiimysticarmy]

When Icyhot meets sleepy boi on Omegle

Warning: Very GaY and random

######You are connected to *Todoroki*

*Todoroki*: Oh my lil bby boi

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: My icy hot boi

*Todoroki*: I adore you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I adore you most skks

*Todoroki*: You're my lil cannoli\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're my precious cinnamon bun

*Todoroki*: You have the best quirk I've ever seen\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: No you

*Todoroki*: You are the sweetest boi I've ever met\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, no you uwu

*Todoroki*: This isn't about getting even\. It's alright to take the compliment\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Don't make me show my gay, as if I already didn't

*Todoroki*: Show it\.

*Todoroki*: I need to see it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You son of a marshmallow

*Todoroki*: Is that an insult\.\.\.? I'm unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Come here and let me cuddle you

*Todoroki*: I'm right here\. I don't think I can get much closer\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: \-glomps him and pecks him on the cheek\-

*Todoroki*: Are you chewing on me? I am once again, unaware\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I\-

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you never know

*Todoroki*: It's a good thing\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: heh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: nya

*Todoroki*: Ah\.\. Is this just a dream?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Maybe it isn't

*Todoroki*: Sonny Bono tends to be in my dreams though\.\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You don't say?

*Todoroki*: It's true\. And he's usually crazy about you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Is he?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Why is that?

*Todoroki*: I'm not sure\.\.\. It's Sonny Bono and some other guy\.\.\.\. But he gets arrested\. Every time\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Hm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That sounds normal

*Todoroki*: They were fighting over you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Fighting over me?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Again, that sounds normal

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: unless it's not a dream

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: then can I ask why?

*Todoroki*: It's a dream\. Believe me\. I have it every night\. Why what?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Mhm

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and never mind that

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: anyways

*Todoroki*: Go on\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Who is this sonny bono in the first place?

*Todoroki*: WHAT?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

*Todoroki*: He's Sonny! From Sonny and Cher!

*Todoroki*: I thought you knew\.\.\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Well I didn't

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: until I searched it up

*Todoroki*: Good for you\. Knowing how to google, just like I taught you\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: 60's music isn't quite my jam

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm more of an 80's

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: so yah

*Todoroki*: I am blinking slowly\.

*Todoroki*: Just so you know\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm not blinking at all

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: is that normal?

*Todoroki*: For you? Completely\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh good

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I thought that something was wrong with me

*Todoroki*: You always do that\. Aizawa must have taught you to do that\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You're right

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: That's one of the reasons why my eyes are so tired all the time

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: but that's normal

*Todoroki*: Yeah, maybe you should sleep more\. Maybe you'll have the dream\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: eh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: sleep is for the weak

*Todoroki*: \.\.\.\. I am so weak\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I practically run on coffee

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and cats

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I also have an instagram account called x\.catsandcoffee\.x

*Todoroki*: Do you now? I haven't seen Instagram\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: yes

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: i do

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should check it out

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: and perhaps do you have an account?

*Todoroki*: Check it out, check it out, check it out , yeah, yeah I'm feeling it nooow\.

*Todoroki*: I do not\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how sad

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should really get one

*Todoroki*: I deleted a few times\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Bummer

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you should get one again

*Todoroki*: It'll just get deleted again\. Nothing I can do about it\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: May I ask why?

*Todoroki*: Miley Cyrus never looked at the picture I tagged her in\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: Oh

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: how it is

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: that's sad

*Todoroki*: I made her a picture\.\.\.

*Todoroki*: It was sparkly\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I see

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How sparkly?

*Todoroki*: Oh very\. It had little snoop doggs on her shoulders\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: How ga\- I mean cute

*Todoroki*: Were you gonna say garsh? Because I was\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: m a y b e

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: b ut li ke I said

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll n e v er k n ow

*Todoroki*: I guess that is true, isn't it? ////

*Todoroki*: That means karate chop\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: hmmg

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: youll never know

*Todoroki*: What don't I know? Am I stupid or something?

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you are

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: I'm joking

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: boop

*Todoroki*: Well garsh, I'd sure hope so\.

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: You'll never know icy hot

**Shinsou Hitoshi**: you'll never know

######Disconnected

[angeldustedwebofhearts-a]

VALENTINE’S DAY ALPHABET A to Z, please?

A   :   AFFECTION.   how does your muse show affection?

Physical touch, little surprise gifts here and there, lots of kisses, compliments and playful insults

B   :   BOUQUET.   does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?

Yes he does! Roses (White and Pink), Gardenias, Lilies and lavender are his favorites

C   :   CHOCOLATE.   does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?

Yes! Chocolate cherries and strawberries are his favorites

D   :   DATE.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

A fancy dinner, a movie, maybe going somewhere new and snuggling with his date.

E   :   EMBRACE.   does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?

He does but he's very wary of who he lets touch him when he's not working. His hugs are tight and he doesn't let go for a while.

F   :   FLIRT.   is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?

Yes! Physical touch is usually his go-to along with compliments and promises of more mischief.

G   :   GIFT.   is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?

Angel puts a lot of thought I to the gifts he gives. He's actually pretty good at it.

H   :   HEART.   is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?

Both all at once. He wants someone to love him but also doesn't trust very easily.

I    :   I LOVE YOU.   does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?

Hard. He doesn't say it often or to many people.

J   :   JEALOUSY.   does your muse get jealous in a relationship?

YESS!

K   :   KISS.   is your muse a good kisser? why / why not? 

Yes he is. It's part of his job.

L   :   LOVE.   who does your muse love?

His sister, his friends and he has eyes for a certain Radio Demon and grumpy bartender.

M   :   MOONLIGHT.   what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?

*See D*

N   :   NAUGHTY.   what is your muse like in bed?

He is loud, submissive and a bit of a brat.

O   :   ODE.   does your muse have a way with words?

Sometimes.

P   :   PARTNER.   what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?

He isn't picky looks wise but he does like the more masculine types. The "Daddies" if you will. Personality wise, he wants someone who will listen to him and be interested in him for more than just his body. They also must be loyal and have a sense of humor. Dominant is a plus.

Q   :   QUESTION.   would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?

He would definitely expect his partner to pop the question. He wants to be wanted, not the other way around.

R   :   ROMANCE.   is your muse a romantic or a cynic?

Both. He is a hopeless romantic but also believes no one will ever truly love him for him.

S   :   SWEETHEART.   did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?

Not really. He had a boyfriend for a short time named Tyco. I headcanon Ty died around the same time Angel did.

T   :   TRUE LOVE.   does your muse believe in true love?

Somewhat.

U   :   UNREQUITED.   has your muse had their heart broken?

Yes. By every guy he's tried dating. Which is why he's afraid to try again.

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

He hates it. Mostly because he doesn't have anyone to celebrate it with (except in Verses where he has a partner.). He usually just watches shitty rom-coms with Cherri or by himself while drinking wine, doing drugs and eating junk food.

W  :   WEDDING.   would your muse get married? why / why not?

Yes. He isn't sure if he would want a big wedding or a private ceremony though.

X   :   XOXO.   does your muse use / like pet names?

Yes to both. He likes using pet names like "Babe, amore, amore mio, cuore, suga', hon, handsome, sexy etc." And he likes being called "Babe, baby, princess, gorgeous, beautiful etc."

Y   :   YOURS.   does your muse get protective easily?

YESSS! Once he has a partner, they're his and no one else's.

Z   :   ZZZ.   how many people has your muse slept with?

He doesn't know. He's slept with at least half of Hell at this point.