#(lmao.)

[demuredeadbeat]

Whole thing about under patriarchy any semblance of being attracted to men is emasculating for a man so there cannot be a balance in fetish and it will be geared towards femaleness or femininity [bc even in boi/sissy genres another man is p much only involved if there's a female essentially 'canceling out' the gay shit] but idc enough to elaborate more succinctly on all the fucking nuance I'm on here for sex not opinions but there's no way to have sex without fucking opinions so here's this bullshit. I'm annoyed.

Why tf are ftm chasers/-oriented posts usually just detrans fakeboy girl shit when mtf chasers are all about girlcock and womandick. Like maybe I'd be more down for fetishization if it was actual fucking fetishization of my actual fucking identity and not just a different way to say you like another type of woman.

[intotheelliwoods]

More tall Sprout memes, his 7'2 ass. Featuring @dianagj-art's son :)

[ferberus-skull]

you WILL look at litebrite btw

[boycarpetkitty]

[tidesreach]

watching the 911onabc cast on celebrity family feud like

[zimtlees]

are you ok where have you been

HAI, sorry I disappeared for a while, but I usually stop posting (I left part of the reasons in the tags). But it makes me happy to see you guys asking :'), 'cause I haven’t been doing too well lately, but now I'm feeling a bit better! Sooooo here are...Orel and John Ward from faith game!!!!

[maeshelix]

If Ordis ever does get a new body,

If he ever takes up the Ordan name again,

I want him to be completely unchanged in our prescence.

By which I mean, I want the mission staring Ordis to be a horror mystery all throughout. Starting with all Ordis voicelines ceasing, only a note left in your inbox by Ordis, stating that he "needs to take care of buisness", indicating where he last was.

You go to the first location and it's empty. Corpses litter the stage. Bisected and dissected haphazardly. There are messages carved into the walls in blood. Piles of organs sporting chunks of useless armor decorate every broken terminal and every shattered structure.

This remains the same every stage you go. Of every faction in the game. Grineer. Corpus. Infested. Sentient. Even Narmer cultists interrupt their endless "unity" to scream as one.

Ordis carves a bloody swath through the Origin System. And he carves it near effortlessly.

Finally, you and (in a perfect universe) Lotus track him down as he's in the middle of another bloodbath.

What his form looks like doesn't matter. I mean, it does. Would prefer if he looked cool. But what ultimately matters is that he looks dangerous.

Big and bulky, slim and fast, coated in sharper yet sharper implements or completely bare, maybe his head still resembles his owl body, maybe it resembles what Ordan once looked like. Maybe it's pure machine. Maybe it's organic. Maybe it's both.

Whatever the case, he is dangerous, he is cruel, he is in the middle of implanting a Grineer onto his blade. Like Artorias from Dark Souls during his boss intro.

And then he turns to you. Eyes dark and vicious. Thirsty for blood.

The look of a furious god-killer.

And his first words to you, upon noticing you, after a beat, are such.

"Oh Operator! My sincerest apologies I was not expecting to find you hear! Though I probably should have expected it, on second thought."

And then he acts normal around you. Completely normal. Like Ordis always has. Complete with his voice still glitching out and spouting violent things despite his best efforts.

You never fight him, you never even get the chance to try. In fact, he becomes like a spector, or like Stalker during the Belly of the Beast event. Assisting you on occasion and making the reoccuring mission much easier when he does. The mission itself focuses on some new unethical experiment of the Orokin previously unexplored. Or on what Erra/Pazuul's goals are, or on The Indifference.

The details don't matter to me. What matters is that your mini death machine now has a macro death machine he can be in when he needs to/is feeling human dysphoric.

[shepscapades]

shep I was talking to my brother about dbhc xisuma as one does and mentioned that ask about not being able to puzzle xisuma's face together mentally and my brother joked that the reason you put the spoiler bars and such on his face is cause you cant draw his whole face yet 😂

anyway I might have talked his ear off about dbhc idk tho lmao

LMAOO NOOOO!!! MY SECRET FINALLY IS OUT!!! /silly

[dapper-lil-arts]

I just wrote a smut fanfic About Sunset Shimmer x Twilight Sparkle, per the request of my girlfriend lmao. And yes. It has SEX. 👍🔥

[peipakao]

heres how flash could still win

[thesilliestsillymakamae]

reblog if you got ur ed from bmi calculator

[intotheelliwoods]

DTIYS entry for my friend @bluesgras!!

Hehe, enjoy <3

[venndaai]

objectively it does help when I get my rare depression episodes now to know very clearly that it's a temporary state of distortion but it's also sooooooo goddamn frustrating to be sitting here knowing simultaneously that nothing good has ever existed in the entire universe and also that in like 48 hours tops I'll be completely normal again. get me out of the shadow realm

[jonahmagnus]

I tried to draw davy but I got nauseous

[real-raincode-takes]

honestly i think makoto kagutsuchi's character was really well done. there are obviously hints to him being suspicious and knowing more than he lets on in the rest of the game, but the real payoff is the lead off to chapter 5's mystery labyrinth, when he reveals he invented a special glue that allows him to walk up and down anything

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