#(lighthearted joking of course)

[iluvmatt]

chapter ten, boyfriend, girlfriend? taglist: @taking-a-footnote-in-your-life​, @lostwonderwall​, @lomlolivia​, ​@sturniolomads, @kylespencersvocalcords, @stxrniqlo, @sophialimass, @loonielol, @siriusfahey, @getbillzoned, @kjd55, @ceceswriting​, @dancingintheedark​, @yoongoboongo, reach out to be added :-)

new plans, matt sturniolo smau synopsis: coming home for the holidays has its perks; you get to see your childhood best friends again, you get to spend the holidays with the people you’ve always loved, and the list goes on. of course, it also had its cons— you have to face your best friend, matt, the one that you’re madly in love with and have been in love with since you were merely thirteen. little do you know, though, that he’s dealing with the same mixed emotions of you and the holidays; biting his nails as he waits for you to knock on his front door.

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[menlove]

no but ppl being shocked abt poll results showing that most of us were not fucking, drinking, doing drugs, and partying in high school are so funny. like

a) most people on this website also going by polls are like 25-35 and still have never fucked and don't drink regularly why do you think they would have done that in high school

b) brother most of us were on HERE in high school. the Cool Popular Tumblr User was probably on here in junior year cosplaying as a homestuck character or writing superwholock fanfiction or saving themselves for harry styles or something

im glad many of us have discovered the joys of gay sex and all but are you shocked that it didn't happen while we were telling all of our classmates embarrassing fandom jokes only we understood? be serious

[nagisaspolyeden]

i am truly the toxic ensemble stars fan because im that bitch that goes "listen. you need to understand that enstars is best considered a light magic setting, because wataru does feats of superhuman strength that are literally unexplainable as shown in x y and z and also natsume performs actual magic corroborated by eichi and nagisa and hiyori are literal telepathic soulmates" like on and on and on but then the second enstars brings in test tube babies im like "no thats stupid and im ignoring it"

[everybody-hit-the-pyro-cue]

im going to cry this is actually healing me

[somelazyassartist]

Everyone listen to "The Bard" EP by Madilyn Mei right now. That's an order

[aforgottenballad]

Can't believe BB is getting a new season and we still don't have a faithful anime adaptation for any of Yuhki Kamatani's manga

[thefirstknife]

Greetings I am an avid lore blog follower and enjoyer and instead of something lore related I’d like to ask you the person behind the blog

What class do you main ?

Hello I'm glad you're enjoying it!

I'm a Hunter main! Started with Hunter and never really stopped, even when I moved to try other classes. Also forever a Nightstalker main, also since I started. Nothing competes with the void bow for me. It's how I chose to be a Hunter in the first place, before I knew anything about the game. Two friends and me decided to play Destiny and we wanted to be one of each class and I was told that Hunters have a "bow attack." So I immediately called dibs.

My second most played is Titan!

[goldiipond]

my non-tpn friends drawing ray’s fringe on the wrong side only tells me i need to be even more insane about him than i have been for the past year

[seventh-district]

*puts a photo of me in between two random photos i took of the sky today, not because they go together whatsoever but simply so any poor soul that happens to scroll across this post won’t be jumpscared by one giant image of me taking up their entire dash* :)

also yes those are the Everything Stays shoes that i wear far too often and i thought about Moon and flustered my damn self when i was putting them on today and if you want to know why i thought of him specifically… well, you’re just gonna have to read Ch. 4 of ES when i post it on Thursday and you’ll find out 😊

[orcelito]

I have been cursed with the giggles over Josh's Jock Shop/Strap. This is very much a problem while in the middle of a rush at work.

[stormbreaker-290]

Based @gigabyte1027

funny as hell next question

[watsername]

this post was supposed to be a lighthearted post about aspec people by highlighting them in a joking way that still instills positivity and pride in the identity .

unfortunately too many people are too chronically online and media illiterate to realise that so let’s break down the post.

‘shout out to the people not having gay sex this pride month’

this was intentionally a worded to counter the ‘have lots of gay sex this pride month’ jokes and positivity that surround pride discussions. The wording directly associates with anti-queer activity and their frequent attempt to divert attention from queer people during the month of pride. it is worded intentionally. it is supposed to seem counter active to pride .

the humour is then seeing a pride flag. specifically the asexual flag- in which case this stands for an umbrella term across the aspec community which is more recognisable than the variety of aspec flags that i had seen whilst looking for a flag for this post . the grey line of the asexual flag stands for the spectrum between allosexual and asexual it represents the degrees of asexuality and in so, with the purple, stood for the aspec community in this post.

if the joke is still lost on you, the idea was to read a statement that counters the idea of queer pride and find it recontextualised to humorously represent an identity associated with the lack of sexual attraction; ergo no gay sex .

what this post is NOT, is a comment on varied asexual attraction. it us not a commentary on what makes a valid asexual person or whether or not you specifically will have sexual inter course this pride month . it is not saying asexuals are not allowed to have sex . this post is pushing any stereotype of asexuality . op is a sex having aspec person. i am demisexual . i have been with my partner for almost 2 years and engage in sexual activity .

what this post IS, is a joke. it’s a fucking joke i cant make it any clearer. not every single joke is going to relate to your own experiences and that’s ok. not every post about asexuality is going to relate to your own experiences that’s ok. you need to stop taking things at face value and actually engage in some media literacy to understand when something is a reductionist and stereotyping commentary which is inherently negative and when something uses a reductionist approach to convey humour because a lot of you really seem to be struggling with that one.

i fear a lot of you take yourselves too seriously and can’t find the humour in simple tumblr shitposts to the point where i’m having to actually explain what i thought was a very easy concept to grasp because it has upset a lot of people . stop taking everything so seriously .

if you are offended by the original post that is actually a you problem. that is something you have to work on where you cannot accept any form of lighthearted media that does not directly align with your own experiences . bc it’s not serious . it’s a joke x

also allo people can fuck off bc this is literally a post celebrating aspec ppl idc if your gf lives across the country or if you’re just a single loser this literally has nothing to do w u

yall make me want to kms for making me do this

[garygoldenbignaturals]

lalo shirt is what i use to determine when i need to start soaking and washing my clothes. bc i really try to wear it as little as possible

[gamingforeternity]

WHO IS BIROMATNICBOBA AND WHY AM I BEING TARGETTED FOR THEIR BOOPING NOW AS WELL

[some-siren]

I have returned

Please pardon the quality of this it’s my first time drawing ponies and I’m on my phone on the road (I’m not driving)

[frosteee-variation]

i’m aware that i haven’t been to a church in years but I think that soreness in my throat either means something’s going on or the cold just decided to have the funniest sense of comedic timing