#(it will never happen)

[pinkysberg]

anytime someone tries to tell me sevika is actually bisexual because she slept with this 'miguel' person, i wanna laugh in their face.

fine lets pretend that an employee at the brothel knowing sevika's general whereabouts implies they've slept together, i'll bite.

that's a nonbinary masc lesbian. NEXT.

[rb9]

charles went from congratulating max at the end of his post to congratulating him with a ‘first of all’ AND tagging him

these fuckers will do anything except follow each other on this damn app

[fairytailfriend]

Y’all tell me why tf my cousin just looked over at my phone, saw a panel I was reading, pointed and said “that ones in the closet” and walked away…

The character she pointed at was

LAXUS

[sherpaherp]

Waiting for something silly to happen like Q!Baghera and Q!Cellbit to return to the island all crazy and to be stopped simply by Pure Unfiltered Philza Minecraft Disappointment

[lxndonorris]

Its actually sad that so many people who are now very vocal, rightfully so, about the hate toward lando, but when it was about max, there was silence.

As a fandom, all hate thrown toward the drivers should be called out.

You cannot complain about one incident, but look past all the times max, lance, esteban, yuki, alex, or whoever got as much hate.

We should all do better.

[appalachiananarchist]

Exciting clinic update: I have FINALLY received a mayo. Yes, I have been expected to do my office procedures without one (and minimal surface space in general, meaning I have become very creative) but no more! That said, getting the mayo involved some thievery, but my manager was the thief, so my hands are squeaky clean in my sterile gloves.

[sparkdoesart]

You will swim

I WILL BITE!!! THE WET BEAST BITES!!!

[thewomanwithamessedupmind]

My ideal world is where there is no war, everyone is equal, people can be whoever they want (within reason) without being judged, nobody goes hungry, people have shelter, money isn't an issue for anyone, hate towards those who are different doesn't exist, and or planet isn't dying.

That is my ideal world. It will never be a reality, but I can always dream, right?

[fatesundress]

if you held me at gunpoint and asked me to write tom riddle smut without faux sympathy or condescension masked as praise i would have to die unfortunately

[emrys-merlin]

Ok crazy idea, but....I would like to see a Merlin prequel.

I would love a show that focuses on what Camelot was like before the Great Purge. The relationship between Uther and Vivienne and the birth of Morgana, the death of Ygraine and the birth of Arthur, the beginning of the Great Purge and how Gaius saved Balinor, Alice and Baby Morgause. Oh also, the power of the High Priestesses, aka the nine exceptionally powerful sorceresses. Especially Nimueh.

And, of course, Hunith and BABY MERLIN.

These are things that have always intrigued me about the series, which is the origin of how everything as we know it happened. Especially because sometimes I don't feel that the writers have given much importance to it and that we know quite little about what happened in the past.

[gayasslovestory]

god so i know in the celebrity booze trailer mac's line where he says "i'm not supposed to talk" is most definitely just dennis trying to take the lead since he's worried mac will fuck up their scheme BUT imagine if mac protests at first and dennis just puts up his finger like mac's mom did when she wanted him to stop talking in frank shoots every member of the gang which would continue the plot from frank vs russia and show dennis using the SINNED system on mac by playing into his mommy issues

[letoscrawls]

Ahsoka could get a 1000/10 score from me if it keeps being this good but you know what could make it even better?

A PLO KOON REFERENCE

It will never happen because Dave filoni said he's his favorite character but clearly lied becuase IF HE REALLY WAS he would find a way to insert him somewhere like he always does

But i am first and foremost a delusional being so who knows. WHO KNOWS

[assim-eu-sou]

i need a whole other season of the sisters i'm not asking i'm begging

[mrpicasso-face]

Bleak isolation

Exhausting circumstances

The walls are caved in.

Darkness on all sides of me.

Sleepless nights continue on.

There is no way out of here.

There is no hope in this place.

Solemn acceptance of loss.

Playing at living

This can't be considered life

A zombie once more.

[onewomancitadel]

My bf was telling me about the new Age of Mythology remake and apparently it is getting ~new expansion packs~ and in a moment of passing jealousy I let myself briefly return to this wet dream of mine which is The Sims 2 being rereleased to run natively on modern systems without five gazillion workarounds and pink soup and then they make new EP's for it and we all hold hands and everything is beautiful forever.

[slayerofsnails]

When the Tully’s(Kermit and Elmo) do show up for house of the dragon I really want them to just be the muppets and no one says a damn word. Like you are having this serious discussion on the war and there’s just Kermit nodding in the background obviously a puppet.