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Okay so Danny gets adopted by Bruce. Yeah? Yeah.
And they don't know about his powers? Obviously. We know this part of the story.
BUT. On a casual trip out for food or whatever, Danny and some of the bat sibs get cornerd by reporters and paparazzi. There panicking bec danny JUST got here and they haven't had time to breif him on how to interact with the media and he's totally gonna flounder and they need to help him before he totally flubs it!
Exept, he doesn't. He smiles, nice and bright, into the camra. He waits patiently for each reporter to ask their questions and then answers confidently, giving them something walst acctually answering nothing. "Where are you from?" "A small town, I'm sure you wouldn't know it but, really, it's about where I am now."How did you come to be adopted by bruce?"Well, I look quite a bit like my new brothers, don't you think? Haha. I like to think it was meant to be."
And on and on he gose, dancing around them, shareing professionally worded jokes and calmly addressing eatch person as they viyed for his attention, controlling the flow of conversation.
The bat kids all look at eatchother.
This kids been media trained.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#ofc WE know its because this poor kid has been hounded by the media for YEARS#after his first few run ins with them went rather badly#danny basically pulled up the wikihow on how to not be a dingus on camra#and the rest is practice#but its enough to make the bats just a liiiiiittle suspicious#like.#why is this 16 y/o from the middle of nowhere with no one perants so perfectly camra compitant??#theres something going on there.
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they hated illario because he was a d1 yapper who was bad at assassinating people and was so annoyingly drunk and grief stricken at his cousin’s wake that viago had to drug him to shut him up (so what if he was also the guy who set his cousin up to die/disappear) . and also for working with the venatori and selling out the antivan crows i guess.
#illario as a guy who regretted his power grab but had no choice but to double down after lucanis came back is interesting to me btw#not entirely canon compliant to how the story is set up but yeah#even illario going WHAT . when he finds out lucanis is alive i am choosing to believe is him panicking because#zara did not in fact get him to die. illario thought he would die there. he did not. (what has he done) (shit. he has to do it himself)#and double on that . caterina didnt trust him enough to tell him#once again reminded he is dellamorte the lesser !#and still he knows hes not even a good crow. he couldnt actually kill lucanis. he cant actually bring himself to kill lucanis!#so ofc he spends the next act trying to manipulate him into leaving and for lucanis to believe its his own doing#and only when all of this fails (too soft to even kill his grandma btw) he has a public brawl w lucanis#that ends so badly for him that he is humilated in front of all the remaining talons#hes literally my babygirl#illario dellamorte#dav spoilers#dav#txt#rook: im sorry abt illario :/#viago: dont be. he had many unredeeming qualities from before he was a traitor
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having a very rough night so raph doodles needed to be made
when in need, mash two interests together
#i love him so muhc ghghgh#and uh please stop sending me asks straight up demanding me to draw more /nm#if u've sent me an ask just regarding art before pls dont feel anxious this is about people actually DEMANDING like im some sort of machine#im absent due to my work/mental health situation going up and down#tmnt will ofc always be special interest but right now its in the back row#theres little time for anything but work and meetings and thinking about work and.. well.. monster hunter escapism egsfkhjhh..#but yeah i promise im still here#and i want to draw him when i can#but stress is high right now and drawing takes too much wrist stamina to do often now#i hope u understand#sorry if i worded myself badly im very tired and stresed n its ... oh its 5am great. wellp. goodnight skafklgsjdklfnshh#my art#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#nordidia art#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt raph#id in alt text#also one would think my art style is easy on my wrist but#i gorilla grip my pen and when i learned to write as a child i held the pencil jank#and it stuck like that#so its really rough on my hands#sadly
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Okay okay we all know how God tier the idea of Mark Scout/Helena hatesex is, but hear me out:
What about Mark Scout wanting to be rough with Helena, but being incapable of it? What about him becoming increasingly frustrated with himself because he can only be gentle with someone whose company ruined his life, as far as he's concerned?
#severance#markhelena#markhellyna#idk idk. just in a Mood tm tonight#love the idea of hatesex as much as the next guy#but once i got this galaxy brained idea in my head i couldn't let it go#and ofc you can be rough in a loving relationship with someone. but mark s is so so gentle and tender with hellyna#what if that bled through to mark scout? what if he wanted so very badly#to be anything but tender but his body is incapable of it?#what happens when any roughness that happens is bc he's frustrated with himself and externalizes that instead of processing it?#or maybe he wants so very badly to be able to externalize it and take it out on her. but he can't. maybe he's incapable of even being rough#to prove a point to himself and to vent those frustrations. much to think about!#just. consider it tbh!#this is also why i've been sitting on a completed fic for over a month lol#bc i got this idea in my head and could Not let go of it#that said it'll be posted eventually probably#sometimes i find things in my drafts 5+ years later and go “ehhh fuck it”
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look at my modern au laichi boy

#chilchalk#laichi#chilaios#me posting art on here again jumpscare#anyways i like this au a lot. the undercurrent of it is laios wanting chil to corrupt him rlly badly and chil straining against that#i like the contrast of guy whos looks like hes a freak (chil here) but is actually pretty normal and guy who looks like the most normal#straight laced guy ever but hes secretly a rlly huge freak (laios ofc)#context of this is that chil probably didnt want to take laios until laios was like im gonna go on my own without you. and them chil was#like fuckkk im the one who lead him down this psth i need to make sure nothing happens#idk ive been thinking abt this au a lot lately. i like it i think its fun
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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Thinking about meeting with my tutor after their class to talk about my performance, my direction in life and my aspirations and goals. Only taking it half seriously as i take everything, their genuine concern and guidance met with avoidance more than dismissal, but still frustrating for them. They tell me im a smart man, with a potential they would hate to see me waste because of apathy. I listen to placate them more than anything else. When they say that it would benefit me to plan for my future, to find my passion and dedicate myself to it, i scoff lightly, breaking eye contact and smiling a little as i brush off their earnest pleading with a teasing "yeah, whatever dad." When i look back after a beat, their face has changed. The stillness and silence in the room suddenly tight with tension as i realise they didn't brush that one off. They look me up and down with a casual sort of surveyance as i break eye contact again, swallowing thickly as i try and fail to keep my breathing steady. "Look at me." Their voice is smooth and even. My obedience is instant. They speak more concisely now, more deliberate. As they continue I'm hanging on their every word, as if under a spell, nodding gently in answer to any questions, otherwise still and rapt. We sit in silence for a few moments. "Sometimes," they begin, slow and calm, "a person will need more guidance than a classroom allows." My heart is beating so hard against my chest im sure they can hear it. "If you would let me, i want to give that to you." Im dizzy. I feel myself nodding quickly. "Speak up." Its a gentle correction, but i feel like i'm on fire. "Yes."
"Yes, Daddy." They correct.
"Y-yes. Yes, Daddy." We sit in the silence again, me firmly in their grip, waiting on their command.
#hhhh i want someone to SEE ME!!!! RAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#imagine being so lost and begging for direction with your every action that it should be so fucking obvious you need guudance#and no one does anything!! so ready to give everything if only someone asked!!!!!!#i want someone to ask for my obedience and see that its given immediately and entirely. i want someone to take this weight from me#make the only task i have to be following your guidance. make it come from a place of love. call me a good fucking boy!!!!!#UGH!!!!!!#GOD#anyway. gay teacher becoming gay daddy. wahoo yippee.#i think this needs an extra part i was gonna write about them twisting their chair to their side and ordering me to kneel there#which i would with quiet obedience. ofc. and they would gently cup my face in their hand and say 'good boy'#to which i would gasp a little and start to cry softly with relief#because....finally.#they would wipe the tears gently with both thumbs and then stand#their arousal obvious now but its secondary. they hold out both hands and i take them as they pull me to my feet.#want them to say that i'm going home with them tonight. its what we both want. so badly. but the way it was a statement and not a question#makes my cock throb as i sink a little further into my obedience.#want them to gently squeeze my hands as they smile softly before letting go to collect their things#and maybe even mine#moving between me and the door and holding out a hand#which i take happily#GOD.#anyways lmfao.#talky
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need me a fem! skk ballet and/or figure skater au so bad yall dont understand
#my mental illness is hitting and i think this will cure it#been spinning it in my head#imagine fem!chuuya in these beautiful outfits doing jumps and spins and being all graceful in the air IMAGINE it rn this is a threat#and my fav girl failure dazai being like :OOO n thinking thats my future wife up there !!#or dance duo skk grrrgrrrr#n the way the public catches on that there is something going on is bc when one wins first place they run straight to the other to#give them the medal or trophy#and ofc they r like 'just so u know who is better' and they they make out in the changing rooms#broooooooo i need i need this so bad#figure skater fem!skk au call that shit yuri on ice#... wait a second#bsd#skk#fem!skk#pebbles (me) ramblers#i need this so badly 😭😭😭#honestly wasnt uuuuh the other side of paradise (?) chuuya a dancer ?? gotta check#gotta finish the fic actually#o7 mission received me im going
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if william solaire ever gets his own playlist w/his own listener their song would be mitchell: epic iii (live) - original cast of hadestown

#very normal about the solaires actually#[lying voice]#william solaire#redacted solaire clan#solaire clan#like YEAH!!! LIKE YEAH DUDE!!!!!#i could go my whole life without a william playlist but is it a treat to think about well yes ofc#i need an alexis playlist (never happening in a million years im sure) i need to be in an unfulfilling situationship with her BADLY#shes not a good person at all but it’d be interesting to see more of her in general#redacted audio
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i gotta say i kinda love that the book of bill basically got d1sn3y's "stamp of disapproval" by slapping on that "travels to dimensions meant for older readers" label. real neat stuff in here
#yes i only just now got the book yes ive been reading through it all day#im obsessed#i havent taken a PEEK at anything anyone else has said online im trying to solve puzzles myself.#(it is going badly ofc)#gravity falls#the book of bill#bill cipher#alex hirsch#cryptposting
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what i would give to never have to be in charge of scheduling again. god
#work rant sorry LOL it's been awhile#we got someone new a few weeks ago#and i shuffled other staff who were flexible to give them more hours including some of mine bc i wanted more time for admin work#which i badly needed to catch up on and I was planning to take comms if i needed extra money#but now they're quitting and i have to take those shifts back and/or reschedule staff again#i *just* got used to not having those shifts and was actually being productive with my extra time and staying caught up on work#also now some classes are over capacity and I am in charge of them which means they're going to be extra exhausting :')#ofc the new person quit bc we can't pay them enough like. hm! maybe this should be a sign! that we should raise everyone's pay! hello!#anywayyyy this is why i'm leaving :')#han.txt
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I truly don't think Misako is as bad as Garmadon but it still doesn't mean that I don't find her leaving her son at a boarding school that's literally designed to bring out the worst in kids was a good choice either and like I know Lloyd loves his mom but man 😭
#ninjago#lego ninjago#lloyd garmadon#ninjago misako#misako#idk i just think looyd forgives people really easily (outside of garmadon ofc) and im just here going#“god it would be so much more interesting if the writing took them in a longer direction of earning Lloyd's forgiveness”#like hed say he forgives them but he doesnt actually forgive them deep down bc he just wants to move past it but then he realizes#HEY IT DID AFFECT HIM BADLY and he still cares about it even if he says he doesn't#rossthinking#ADDING ON TO THIS BTW ypu can absolutely love someone and still want them in their life and still not forgive them for what theyve done#bc i love misako i genuienly wish she had more screen time but ugh she was just gone so often!!!
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ah yes, the "faith takes buffy out so she can let loose and do their sexy vampire slaying (canonically makes them "hungry and horny") and breaks her out of class via the window by drawing a little heart on it with an arrow through it" episode
#and then it ends badly ofc but for a blissful moment those two were going to have a lot of fun#and by that i mean smooches#i know willow is the character who later on discovers she's queer#but buffy is not a heterosexual lady and neither is faith#and they were into each other in a way that they couldn't categorise#they have that *we'll always be around each other in a way that no one else can be*#faith lehane#buffy summers#im watching btvs#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer
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I am once again begging Ed stans to understand that it's possible to love Ed and believe he deserves love AND also admit that he mistreated and tormented the crew during the Kraken era. Not only is this possible, this is the position the show wants you to have. You think Izzy deserved everything he got? Fine, whatever, forget about him for a minute. There's a whole crew in there you're supposed to empathise with and feel sympathy for, too. The six of them that Ed actively tried to kill or left for dead, for starters. Pay attention to the crew's experiences and reactions. They're shown to be traumatised, grieving, clinging to disassociation (Frenchie) and nihilism (Archie) as coping mechanisms and suffering from PTSD flashbacks. And, since this type of fans constantly go on about how it's racist to think Ed did anything wrong... what about the fact that a lot of the crew are PoC too? What then?
If you've watched the first 3 episodes of S2 and there was only one person on that ship you felt sorry for, then you're not a fan of OFMD, you're just a fan of Ed in isolation. And if the only way you can love Ed is by denying that he ever did anything wrong, then you're completely missing the point of the show. OFMD never said that people only deserve to be loved if they're morally perfect and flawless. The show doesn't subscribe to the dichotomy of Good vs Bad. Good people can do bad things. They can hurt the ones they love. Even if they didn't mean to, even if they themselves were suffering at the time, it doesn't mean they don't need to take responsibility for their actions or avoid the consequences. Stede didn't mean to hurt Mary and his kids when he left, but he still did. He had legitimate reasons for leaving, he didn't just do it for the lolz, but it was still wrong and Mary was right to be angry at him. And Stede needed to face up to this - not just for their sake but his too. Even though it turned out their lives were better off without him, reconciling with Mary was still crucial for his character development.
It was the same for Ed, it just didn't get handled quite as well due to lack of screentime, but the idea was the same. When Ed realises he'd been cruel to Fang and apologises, he isn't sinking into self-hatred and despair. Quite the contrary, this is a moment of growth for him. Because the fact is, just because you as a human being are inherently worthy of love doesn't mean you can go around hurting everyone and expecting them to put up with you. That's just not how it works. You don't need to be perfect, but you do need to listen to people when they tell you that you hurt them and apologise genuinely and try to be better. The show is very sympathetic to Ed but it does NOT excuse his actions. The crew aren't portrayed as villains or antagonists for being scared and angry at Ed for what he did to them. Even Stede was on their side with this one. If even Stede is able to see things from the crew's POV and have sympathy for them, then you should too. Stede doesn't love Ed because he sees Ed as a pure uwu angel. He loves Ed... because he just does. He loves being around him. They really click together. They have so much in common. That doesn't mean he approves of literally everything Ed has ever done. It just means he loves Ed despite that.
#another day of me being incapable of writing a Tumblr post without turning it into a novel#but I just saw another post from that one account and ugh#there's just something so depressing about this type of fans because they really miss the point of the show so badly#they honestly think that redemption isn't possible#that you can never get better as a person#that if you do something bad then you're condemned to be an Evil Person forever#which is a complete antithesis to the heart of the show#Ed is such a beautifully complex character#tbh I still think S2 did him a bit dirty due to the lack of screentime#but still#no wonder the Venn diagram of this type of Ed stans and Izzy antis is a circle#if they don't believe characters can change or be rendered than ofc they were never going to forgive Izzy or recognise his growth either#ofmd fandom critical#canon Ed appreciation post#crew of the revenge#ofmd#our flag means death
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i miss her…
#cant believe i forgot about her till the photobook q&a im so sorry witch mona~~~~~~~#press f for honeypre atelier gachas it was gone too soon™️#(currently e x t r e m e l y worried and stressed for tomorrow like never before b u t i have to appear like im fine sobs save me monachann)#(can i go on a stress-prompted tangent here about something inane? no? toooo bad im gonna go off anyway~~~~)#ok so. like. since witch mona is the image i have up ‘ere and since it’s still 七月… today’s tangent will be on irl spooky stories!!#s o. presenting a decently repressed memory from my childhood that resurfaced while i was hibernating at home:#anyways. well. thoughts about the afterlife can vary from person to person yes? there’s no one true correct belief after all#but the one question that unites us all is probably the one and only ‘are ghosts real?’#and well. for personal reasons i think so. i mean i’ve seen this one dude i hate get possessed a couple of times so welp. cant deny it ig.#wild story about that actually. back in the day my family’s finances were allegedly doing so badly that [dude i hate] had to pick up#a *c e r t a i n* side hustle for extra cash. that side hustle? literal grave digging at the cemetary. at night no less#and *ofc* he wasn’t respectful about it in the least so ofc some spirits followed him home. yay. free roommates.#one(?) of them even took residence in my room at the time and im 80% sure they ate my history textbook :( much sads#anyways well once that guy had too much to drink (which was rather often tbh) he’d get possessed. fun!#the only possession i ever saw was the n-rarity angry ghost who’d just huff and puff in silence with unfocused eyes most of the time#he’d occasionally put on a leather jacket too. but that was like a r-rarity event that didn’t happen that often#my mother had the chance to also witness the mosquito (who tried to barge into my room for fresh blood) and the 姑娘 (self-explanatory)#which is kinda unfair tbh. i wanted to see the ur-rarity ones too :( mostly bc it’d be funny to see a guy i hate act ooc (impure intentions)#oh right. how did we get the dude out of his possession? we just shook his arm really hard. prolly caused some lasting effects but who know#i think he could also just sleep off the possession but idk i was asleep for the ur-rarity incidents.#cant ask the one witness of it bc i dont want to bring back unnecessary flashbacks of [guy we hate]#anyways it’s been years since we moved out from that place and i still want my history textbook back. mostly for the principle of it but—#and so that’s the tangent of the day. i feel weirdly less stressed now thanks witch mona#i do wonder how my grandparents are faring on this 七月 though…#b u t !!!!! tomorrow’s date on the lunar calendar says it’s an auspicious day for wishful activity and starting a new job!!! so… maybe~~~~?#hauauauauauauauuauaaaaaa anyways insane tangent over stream mona’s new album ok bye#oops forgor to disable rbs i hate how easy it is to forget to use this function man
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did these for scientific research, i swear
#james spader#nick vanzant#supernova#supernova (2000)#supernova movie#nick vanzant gif#nick vanzant gifs#supernova gifs#gif#gifs#gifset#slowed them down for the scientific reasons aswell#i go feral crazy about how tight those pants are#its like a second skin#never wanted to be someones pants so badly#argh his fucking ARMS uugh oh godddd im ok....im sooooo ok#and those legs...step on me please nick do it for science#and ofc his beautiful ass#so shapely#looks so slapable 💞#ugh all his shapes are beautiful#i love all the spader shapes fr
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