#(it has been A DAY)

[sunny-boooo]

What if I say that I ship them and I'm not normal about it.

[navybrat817]

Lovelies, I took the kiddos out to dinner, and I didn't get my french fries.

I. Didn't. Get. My. French. Fries. 💔

I was told they were behind and they would be out shortly.

They never came.

THEY NEVER CAME.

The waitress apologized multiple times and took it off the bill.

I just wanted my fries. 😭

[petermustdie]

desperately need a week where everyone leaves me the fuck alone

[carriesthewind]

Presented without context:

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WHAT IS THE PROBLEM.

WHAT DO YOU WANT.

please im just a simple attorney. i can only work with what you give me.

[sophsicle]

i wanna be such a good TA. u don't understand like, i look at their little faces and i'm like "the system is rigged against you and it's unfair and they ask you to do more than they should if they want you to be producing quality work and retaining information but i know the tricks, i know the cheats, i know how to help you and i want you to do so so well and be a smarter more thoughtful person because you took this course and and and" but like also i get in a room full of like twenty year olds who just stare at me with blank faces every time i ask them a question and i feel my heart wilt a little like. "oh. ok. well."

[allaboutlov3]

Dog days are over but its Bellatrix after OOTP

[a-very-sparkly-nerd]

drop that baby like it's hot

[meowse]

Just sending good vibes. Really hope you get some form of good news this week!

The same to you, anon! I appreciate it 🥺💖

[bnesszai]

Thinking about Stormbringer again and losing my mind.

What do you mean that Dazai just casually carried Chuuya to his dying friends? What do you mean the detective wants to show Chuuya the light? What do you mean that Adam became such an important character that everyone became emotionally attached to? What do you mean Shirase went from a brat to a kid deserving of my sympathies? What do you mean Dazai was willing to give up his plan to stop Verlaine if Chuuya had said he wanted proof of his humanity? And what do you mean that Dazai has always believed that Chuuya is human? What do you mean Verlaine gave up on the idea of his humanity and that Arthur always held onto it for him?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

[hellishqueer]

big sip today

[rainbowgaez]

in my fivehead era

[msshadowqueen]

I’m so mad because I am vegetarian and I ordered a cheese bagel and when I got it I had a weird feeling so I peeled off the cheese to check underneath and there was. fucking pepperoni. I’M HINDU. Cow meat is literally the worst for us to eat. What an awful mistake. While my reasons may be religious, people have important reasons for going vegetarian. Terrible terrible mistake. I yelled at them and they gave me a free bagel.

I also had an exam this morning that I didn’t know about so the professor got mad at me for coming late and I didn’t know shit on the exam so I had to cheat

Oh yeah and I woke up to some water pressure issue in my apartment

[sorchathered]

Hey guys, I am mentally just drained af today and I’m not going to be able to finish prompts. Tbh I’m going to go to bed soon and then hopefully I can pick them back up tomorrow. ❤️❤️

[pendragonsclotpole]

does anyone have one of those whiteboards or flip pads so we can start the next running count of “XX Days Since the Last AO3 Shut Down”?

[toupoiboy]

stopped smoking weed for a day and am now experiencing headaches i think i need to start again