#(it did not help)

[exasperatedoctopus]

If you ever wanna feel like you’re stroking out, go watch the DS9 episode Babel in your target language. Really shakes things up

[enbyleighlines]

I’ve been taking antibiotics for an infection, and it’s been messing with my stomach really badly. So I thought I would try drinking some kombucha for the first time, because it’s supposed to be probiotic, and I can’t eat yogurt because of a milk allergy.

I don’t know exactly what I expected it to taste like, but damn. It is SO acidic. It feels like I am trying to consume battery acid.

The taste is just sour. It’s so, so sour.

But honestly, I could ignore the taste if it didn’t feel like I was pouring gasoline down my throat.

How do people drink this stuff???

[keter-class-anomaly]

Made some art for the ranbrand reveal :]

Teehee

@ranboolivesaysstuff

[bigbutchgothgirl]

Yk that feeling when you see a tweet and you feel the need, the primal urge to edit it? and you're too sleep-deprived to think twice? yeah yeah

[hisnamesdylan]

“Don’t let life define you. Life can pass you by, beat you up, stress you out. It can also give you a reason to live. A reason to smile. A reason to get up in the morning. Life is meant to be lived. One thing or another along the way will probably make living that life hard. Almost impossible at times. But when I feel the warmth of sunshine. When I hear the sound of laughter. Or try something new and amazing. Whether I end up liking it or not. All those things. They make it worth it. I don’t always see that. Don’t always feel it. But it’s there. It comes and it goes. And I always look forward to finding it again. Life was made to be experienced. And I’m not going to let an image of what’s expected of me stop me from living it. From experiencing it. So don’t let life define you. Just live it.”

—me

[random-kido]

how quickly plans can change

[napping-sapphic]

anyway now that i’m getting better i feel the need to let you all know that at the worst of being sick i sat all night with a high fever constantly waking up and falling back asleep with my brain relentlessly focused on replaying tom cardy’s red flags/human centipede song and video in my mind and i have to say that, though it IS a certified Bop™️, that song is among the top ten most unpleasant things to haunt you during a high fever haze

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

Today I wanted so so so so badly to grab a 2 year old by the shoulders and shake them and say "I AM SO SO SO SICK TO GODDAMN DEATH OF YOU" but you can't do that. It's bad for them. So I had to call for someone to switch out with me over the walkie talkie and go on a walk for like 5 minutes.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dark Jason Grace would look his dad in the eye as said God yells at him for disrespect and proclaim he's an atheist.

[babymorte]

80° weather calls for a salted caramel cold brew

[smilekid]

i guess “terf bangs” is not a universally known phrase because i asked my hairdresser to avoid giving me them and she just smiled confused at me and it was extremely awkward because then i tried to explain what terf bangs were and i just made it worse

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Just finished 2x06 of The Bear

[marxistjughead]

^this happened to me

[scarletwix]

It's 2:15 and I have to get up for work in 4 hours what's good

[theprissythumbelina]

In terms of indescribable horrors I have to share

I met a very large black spider the other day. this was not the horror. The horror came several minutes later as I heard soft crunching sounds, and turned to see the resident barn cat, crouched over the spider, eating it.

Perhaps as some sort of cosmic retribution I had a dream today in which my barn was home to not just horses but also massive rideable spiders. Yes the risk of being eaten was there. this was not the horror. the horror was, upon unloading the spider I was riding, I then dreamed I laid down in a stall and my spider steed cuddled up on my lap.

[madbadash]

Hi Ash!!! Sending you some for the oc ask game! Feel free to apply to any of your beans but was thinking of Jessie!

🎮💯💘

Oooo! Thanks Bloob!! I'll throw in a free Jamie! No charge, cuz I know you like him 😁😁😁 (sorry this took 8 years Jessie is so underdeveloped)

🎮 VIDEO GAME CONTROLLER — what are three of your oc's favorite hobbies

Jessie-

Baseball, very obviously. It's the sport he plays at school but he's pretty passionate about it.

He's absolutely a Candy Crush player. It's super goofy but he's like hard core addicted to it. Completing the levels really fucking pumps that serotonin.

Goofy as this is, Being with Daisy. He loves being around her, he loves thinking of date and gift ideas. She is often pacing around in his mind about 40 percent of the time. Although being around the SNG in general is a good way to hang out.

Jamie-

Watching TV. Look man, if I can say one thing it's that Jamie is consistent. And they fucking LOVE watching Bonnie's show.

Weirdly enough butchering. When they're doing their job it's quite a therapeutic experience for them. They spend a lot of the time venting to the body in front of them, mostly about their dysphoria.

Thinking about it they'd also probably find cooking enjoying, but like... That might just be my brain being like "butchering human's? Cannibalism, Hannibal time"

💯ONE HUNDRED POINTS SYMBOL — share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Jessie-

I made up the idea of Daisy's boyfriend back when I first made her for a theater class. I had to do a monologue in character and I filled it up with horror references, I even referenced the Sawyer's! But the catch was that she was supposed to be rambling to her boyfriend, who was dun dun dun ALREADY DEAD!!! Jessie as a character came later but I still think he would be the first to die, sacrificial lamb kinda deal.

This is more Trivia for the SNG in general but I mean... He's apart of it.. It counts. The SNG basically exist in a kind of multi verse? I plan to make a story focused on each of them. Michelle's is a Horror Movie, Alvin's is a romance, Clementine's is maybe a Spy/Mystery? Jessie's story should probably be a Sports one but also I am very much NOT a sports fan, so I'll have to work it out a bit more

I never posted the one doodle I did but I went to watch Back to the Future with goats and I think Jessie would be a wonderful Marty Mcfly.

Jamie-

I have shared this once before but I've always wanted to give them a hamster for a pet. It just... Fits??

They were mainly inspired by Bim Trimmer, a Markiplier character who is obsessively in love with YouTuber Matthias, so if you watch the skit "Hire My Ass" you'll see a lot of similarities

I have a friend who kinda ships Lev and Jamie, and honestly after learning that I have spent a lot of time thinking about their dynamic, and that it might change wildly.

💘 HEART WITH ARROW — what and/or who do(es) your oc consider the most important to them?

Jessie- as cliche as it is Daisy is absolutely one of the most important people in his life. Her and Dean are so very very important to him and he loves em so much.

Jamie-Oh Bonnie, Bonnie a million and one percent. They often claim that Bonnie is the one that 'got them into show biz' even though he is very much not in Show Biz. Their main motivation for basically everything is her. She's why they get up, why they kill.