#(it did not help)

[exasperatedoctopus]

If you ever wanna feel like you’re stroking out, go watch the DS9 episode Babel in your target language. Really shakes things up

[enbyleighlines]

I’ve been taking antibiotics for an infection, and it’s been messing with my stomach really badly. So I thought I would try drinking some kombucha for the first time, because it’s supposed to be probiotic, and I can’t eat yogurt because of a milk allergy.

I don’t know exactly what I expected it to taste like, but damn. It is SO acidic. It feels like I am trying to consume battery acid.

The taste is just sour. It’s so, so sour.

But honestly, I could ignore the taste if it didn’t feel like I was pouring gasoline down my throat.

How do people drink this stuff???

[keter-class-anomaly]

Made some art for the ranbrand reveal :]

Teehee

@ranboolivesaysstuff

[bigbutchgothgirl]

Yk that feeling when you see a tweet and you feel the need, the primal urge to edit it? and you're too sleep-deprived to think twice? yeah yeah

[hisnamesdylan]

“Don’t let life define you. Life can pass you by, beat you up, stress you out. It can also give you a reason to live. A reason to smile. A reason to get up in the morning. Life is meant to be lived. One thing or another along the way will probably make living that life hard. Almost impossible at times. But when I feel the warmth of sunshine. When I hear the sound of laughter. Or try something new and amazing. Whether I end up liking it or not. All those things. They make it worth it. I don’t always see that. Don’t always feel it. But it’s there. It comes and it goes. And I always look forward to finding it again. Life was made to be experienced. And I’m not going to let an image of what’s expected of me stop me from living it. From experiencing it. So don’t let life define you. Just live it.”

—me

[random-kido]

how quickly plans can change

[15lehna]

I just bought Stray and told my friends I was playing a cat and this was all I could think about. Sam Riegel what have you done to me

[napping-sapphic]

anyway now that i’m getting better i feel the need to let you all know that at the worst of being sick i sat all night with a high fever constantly waking up and falling back asleep with my brain relentlessly focused on replaying tom cardy’s red flags/human centipede song and video in my mind and i have to say that, though it IS a certified Bop™️, that song is among the top ten most unpleasant things to haunt you during a high fever haze

[howtobeamagicalgirl]

Today I wanted so so so so badly to grab a 2 year old by the shoulders and shake them and say "I AM SO SO SO SICK TO GODDAMN DEATH OF YOU" but you can't do that. It's bad for them. So I had to call for someone to switch out with me over the walkie talkie and go on a walk for like 5 minutes.

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dark Jason Grace would look his dad in the eye as said God yells at him for disrespect and proclaim he's an atheist.

[babymorte]

80° weather calls for a salted caramel cold brew

[smilekid]

i guess “terf bangs” is not a universally known phrase because i asked my hairdresser to avoid giving me them and she just smiled confused at me and it was extremely awkward because then i tried to explain what terf bangs were and i just made it worse

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

Just finished 2x06 of The Bear

[marxistjughead]

^this happened to me

[scarletwix]

It's 2:15 and I have to get up for work in 4 hours what's good

[theprissythumbelina]

In terms of indescribable horrors I have to share

I met a very large black spider the other day. this was not the horror. The horror came several minutes later as I heard soft crunching sounds, and turned to see the resident barn cat, crouched over the spider, eating it.

Perhaps as some sort of cosmic retribution I had a dream today in which my barn was home to not just horses but also massive rideable spiders. Yes the risk of being eaten was there. this was not the horror. the horror was, upon unloading the spider I was riding, I then dreamed I laid down in a stall and my spider steed cuddled up on my lap.