#(is it?)

[hushedstars]

Nice detail: If Kant answered the call at the bowling alley he would know about the investigation before sleeping with Bison. And probably wouldn't catch feelings (I'm onto him. He already has them.), making the case less troubling for him and just 'a job he was blackmailed into'.

[mygirlmm501]

Okay ya’ll, story time. Because I think you’ll find this mildly amusing

About a week ago, I was home alone, apparently feeling anxious or paranoid, and I noticed a door was shut that I didn’t remember closing…sooo….. I started singing….to the imaginary killer that did not actually exist. Something along the lines of “Sleigh bells ring-a-ling, jingle-jing-a-ling, it’s lovely weather for a sleigh ride together.” That was the chorus…. The lyrics were something like “I’m armed and dangerous and not afraid to kill you!!” Think I also said something about having a sewing kit and I could sew them up if the need arises, might have mentioned it being good practice for writing. Also! To top it off, and don’t ask why, I had tap shoes on. So I’m just over here tapping away without truly knowing how to tap, singing a chorus of a Christmas song, and threatening to stab somebody. 😀 I also gave them the alternative that if they didn’t hurt me we could be friends, and that I have some friends who are into killers and psychopaths. Electrician chose a very bad time to show up, I snuck up to the door with a knife in my hand, didn’t open it, but I was ready! Then I noticed that my brother was home, put away the knife, and opened the door :D

[saywhodidwhat]

x

[funnymothguy]

When my box has nothing inside it

[unblissfulawareness]

Drop Dead Fred 🥰🥰

[musicandoldmovies]

Triggerfinger - Is it?

[kaleidospect]

What a day to be sick. I had a pirate skeleton costume and everything.

[bambimeadows]

Guys, who is this?

[wandahoi-hero-909]

//Screw you, Tumblr.

It's been about a year since Grandpa died...

...

What would've happened if he'd never died...? Would... would I still be happy? Not overwhelmed by the work that comes with being a hero..? I don't know...

...did the people who attacked him ever reach justice...? Wait, that's a dumb question. They probably didn't...

...I...I wish you were here, Grandpa... I don't want to be alone. I don't want to...

Not to mention... I've been feeling more nauseous than usual lately... Am I supposed to want to throw up after making a pen unaffected by gravity for 5 seconds...?

...Grandpa... I feel like I'm about to burst...

...if I do burst... can I attack the people who took you from me...? Would that be right? Or should I just let them get away with leaving me here, alone?!

...sorry, that was rude of me.

I should probably tell- no, Ooto- er- Emu, don't do that! You'll just burden them...

I don't even know what to do anymore...

[the-green-man-charlie-no-face]

This is a post.

[hanyrr]

Wait a minute, I know it's been out for a while but.. is.. is the song Friends (I'll wait for your love) by Ariana Grande about her fans?

[ic-napology]

Fellow Fanartists and Illustrators in general,

It it art block also when you get some idea you would like to draw, but you still can't bring yourself to draw?

Because I do have ideas but no will to draw them most of the time

[kiwikiwikiwiii]

If you think of small talk as an exchange of little wards and blessings, it becomes a lot nicer

"Nice weather we're having" is basically a wish for a bountiful harvest.

[inpermanences]

😭 dsmp?

is this about the meme post i reblogged like 3 hours ago.

[toomanyf4ndoms7]

What if you grew up as the sheltered daughter of a mafia family and you didn't know what your dad did until one of his enemies took something from you you're never going to get back?

What if you were nineteen and watched your entire family get murdered by the mob at a wedding?

What if you dedicated your life to taking down the organised criminal element not just for the innocent victims of the city but also that little girl you know is still there in your heart behind the masks and weapons?

What if you were a teacher and had to grade papers after tearing open stitches from your last patrol?

[yzafre]

@tmntkiseki said "2003 watches princess tutu" and I couldn't stop thinking about it.