rain-lane
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Proud aroace with a girlfriend. Christian. Idk what I'm doing with this blog man..
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rain-lane · 3 hours ago
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You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
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rain-lane · 4 hours ago
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figuring out how to get rid of screen addiction is like trying to figure out how to stop a nicotine addiction while also having a job centered around smoking cigarettes and having half your social life be in smoke breaks
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rain-lane · 4 hours ago
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They will burn this shit down before they allow us to shine. White ppl are weak and fragile. Yep I said it
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rain-lane · 5 hours ago
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i’ll draw this guy! play with meeeeee
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rain-lane · 5 hours ago
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feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself
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rain-lane · 6 hours ago
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what’s new pussycat just started playing in this restaurant and every millenial in the room shared a knowing, fearful look
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rain-lane · 6 hours ago
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who wanna go bowling 🎳
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rain-lane · 7 hours ago
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rain-lane · 8 hours ago
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rain-lane · 8 hours ago
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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do
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rain-lane · 9 hours ago
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I started a new disco game and he wasnt there. Straight up just didnt exist.
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King??????? Where are you
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rain-lane · 9 hours ago
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the »emergency burger« used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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rain-lane · 10 hours ago
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one day i'll release some cool new game and just gaslight people into thinking it's been around forever. it's gonna be my whole marketing scheme. explore this beautiful world you know and love. isn't this nostalgic? collect all the creatures from your childhood. collect Squishnut your old pal Squishnut. you know him
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rain-lane · 10 hours ago
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rain-lane · 10 hours ago
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So many boob drawers dont get it... its abt the weight. Its abt the sag and the tension. Sphere anime boobs frighten and scare me. Show me that thang is made of flesh n it has give. What is the FUCKING point of 'instead of shirt she has bandages/vines/ribbons to cover her modesty/make sure shes not just free swanging' if they're still gonna be perfectly spherical??? Show me the gravity, let me see the places where the bandages compress which squishes it on either side... u guys get what I mean
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rain-lane · 11 hours ago
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*doctor voice* hmmmm…..have you tried this revolutionary method called painmaxxxing? it is where you do not bother me and adjust to being in agony all the time and we do nothing to resolve the root cause or treat the symptoms. you don’t wish to try painmaxxxing? you’re being non-compliant with the treatment plan I have just provided you?
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