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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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#polls#personally i dont like it but thats only because i dont like fandom. the type of stuff that gets the most attention#in fandom usually just annoys me idk. how to explain it in a way that wont come off as me saying#fanfic or whatever is evil its just the fact that it just bombards alot of the conversations?#i prefer it when the thing i like has 10 fans and theyre all on one message board or forum#like for example mtvs downtown is getting popular but apart from annoying#'me and the mid nerd guy i copped by being weird and sexy' posts its not awful....#but then smth like... clone high or smth i suddenly cant remember ppl just got so annoying abt that show??#like i cant stand it i dont even bother watching it anymore plus its just weird to me now like i can't watch it regardless#im just rambling but personally i do not like it. like i dont want what i like to get a revival#i dont want anything new! i just want to enjoy the thing and move on 😭#fandom seems to prioritize shipping and memes over evaluating or simply just enjoying something!#this goes for anything. music film tv books....
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I want you to be aware that I KNOW you have treated me infernally—infernally! Do you hear? And if you flatter yourself that I don't perceive it, you are a fool; and if you think I can be consoled by sweet words, you are an idiot: and if you fancy I'll suffer unrevenged, I'll convince you of the contrary, in a very little while!
—Emily Brontë, Wuthering Heights
#this is my tumblrina moment... the moment I say Heathcliff has done nothing wrong in his life (shoves the many instances of crazy ass abuse#under the rug)#Heathcliff the freak that you are... I feel so exhilarated when I read their conversations with Catherine. Absolute MADNESS#the way they will tear at each other and they turn around and bully whoever DARES insult one or the other#that's it. cracked the code. blew everything out of the water. Emily gets it#I'm also obsessed with the way she CLEARLY equates sexiness with evilness despite Nelly's unreliably disgusted POV#like babygirl aren't you a clergyman's daughter? You saucy lass#anyway none of these things are new but rereading them is like a shot of electricity to the brain I forgot the delight I FORGOT and NOW I'm#insane again#lit#emily brontë#wuthering heights#u
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not to get on some freak shit rn but i can't stop thinking abt a big and unspeakably terrible man saying "oh, poor thing" in the least sincerely sympathetic way possible
#(in a sexy and evil way)#he of course has to be the source of whatever woes he's pretending to ease in order for this to achieve maximum impact#this is all bc i was thinking abt emperor!sukuna earlier/him using the pet name 'little one' (it makes my skin crawl but in a ... way)
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Before the arrest...somewhere in Strangerville, there was business with corrupt cops...
Transcript & Context:
Otilia: Why are they both reported as missing?!? And the media are all over it…THE PLAN IS RUINED [screams] USELESS!! ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS!!! They were supposed to leave without a trace. Take matters into their own hands. AVOID SUSPICION! Now we have to deal with this mess on top of everything else ARGHHHH!!!
Otilia: [conversation continues] My agents will deal with my brother but with Mr Kingsley the boss says this. You must arrest the wife for his murder and make sure she stays in jail. [frustrated] Obey it or else.
Otilia: The plan is simple, fake his death. Use a mutilated body, so others can't investigate the identity. We'll send over the wife's fingerprint samples and wedding ring, he has them. Plant it over the crime scene to make it believable for the media. This will end it. No one on the outside should find out about Strangerville.
Otilia: As with the son, leave him be. Supreme order's words [ends call]
Veronica: What is she saying?
Bodyguard: Miss Veronica, there is nothing for you to be concerned about.
There I said it, corrupt cops (not Billy's station but another police force in the area). Payton is innocent! Their logic is to fake his death, so everyone on the outside thinks he is "dead" and not investigate further. This post emphasises how dangerous and ruthless the enemy is, and to show that they have connections to hide Strangerville and whatever they are doing there. I couldn't miss the chance to show 13-year-old Veronica either! She has no idea what is happening though...
#ts4#sims 4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 legacy#ts4 story#postcard legacy#postcard gen 3#story: scars#veronica reyes by tulipsimss#otilia boerescu#(out of context) i wanted an evil sexy boss lady character lmao and so we have otilia!!! shes not the “supreme order” though#but there are levels of hierarchy with the villians in the story 👍#her hairs in the way but pretend shes speaking into earpiece#tw murder mention#tw violence death mention
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HELLO TJIS JS FOR A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT I NEED THE MOST EVIL PHOTOS OF JIMMY ON STAGE U CAN FIND
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new hot take: this is the SEXIEST panel of megatron ever drawn, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. that fucking evil smirk alone is so goddamn hot and panty wetting i'm losing my MIND
#i don't even normally find most versions of megatron attractive but oh my GOD alex milne makes him so fucking handsome it's not even funny#this is from transformers vs. the terminator by the way#megatron being a sexy as hell evil bastard piece of shit AND in a crossover between two of my fave franchises?? (chef's kiss)#anyway i want this version of megatron to drill me until i can't walk OR drill optimus until he can't walk. actually i prefer the latter <3#maccadams#transformers#megatron
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Yonderland 3x06 Swapsies
(also ben grabbing jim's face, one of a series)
#the way simon is just. standing there#grabby grabby#there was one in hh right?? where they might have also kissed?#overlord outfits sexy as hell we can all agree yes? yes? yes.#yonderland#jim howick#ben willbond#simon farnaby#i forgot their evil elder names...#negatus#.jmade
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VINCENT PRICE and NANCY KOVAK
Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg
#vincent price#nancy kovack#diary of a madman#classic horror#the horla#guy de maupassant#evil#model#modeling#god hes perfect#so fucking gorgeous#so sexy#i want#*DROOL*#sir!#bicon#bisexual#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#gifs#my gifs#the way he touches her face tho#fucking come on
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my #1 fear with da:v is that they woobify and romanticize solas and rob him of the qualities that make him the dread wolf, fen'harel, great betrayer and bringer of nightmares etc. etc. etc, the kind of person who killed an old friend who got in his way, who orchestrated a successful but bloody coup, who mercilessly hunts down and kills mages who bind spirits, who we would have seen drag a low-approval inquisitor through an eluvian and shut it on them to chop off their arm if time had allowed, qualities like his cunning, ruthlessness and, most importantly, arrogance, in an attempt to make him more palatable to a new audience or to win over the players who have decided they hate him for those same reasons. but every time we get new footage of him being an conceited, condescending asshole (affectionate) like in vows & vengeance i am so so relieved <3
#hes so compelling BECAUSE he is both kind and approves of you helping refugees AND will literally kill anyone who gets in his way#his behavior and opinion on the world is soooo susceptible to his environment#kind of like a spirit huh...#anyway please do not mistake this for criticism of the character#he is a bad person and a good person at the same time for different reasons#just like we all are :)#that is why i love him so much#not tagging this one bc no shade to them but a lot of solas fans struggle with accepting this and want him to be perfect and morally right#its ok for him to be a little bit evil and fucked up. as a treat#its also sexy#“kindly remove your knife from my neck” AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
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feel like if Star Wars was made today they couldn’t resist making palpatine at least a little hot. someone would pick up a wrinkly pear and go “make him look like this but evil. as unfuckable as possible” and someone else would say “okay so we got a conventionally attractive actor with grey hair.” ruminating on how we have avoided the worst timeline
oh my god imagine living in a world with fuckable palpatine. i would be insufferable
#it would also make sw a lot worse because part of the fun is that the villain is just balls to the walls evil with zero nuance#and ian mcdiarmid is GREAT for that#just a nasty old man and not even in a sexy way. thank god#star wars#keep me company while i write#anon
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Swampcat but the fic I can’t fucking write but I’m throwing the idea to the tank of sharks— I need to like clean it up but this is a very barebones sketch lol— also I think it would be slay if Kremy has reading glasses (old man)
*I sit a round table full of papers, it’s frantic, it’s crazy (normal), I sound desperate as I describe the scenes to you*
Go under here for my crazy
First lil encounter to me where they start piquing each other’s interests… you picking up what I’m putting down?
Somethign somethign, they usually do their paperwork, accounting, tax fraud in complete silence. It’s both of their quiet time, it’s a welcomed bliss because the rest of the party is pretty loud. ADHD AUTISM BODY DOUBLING MOMENT OKAY!!!
Okay anyway, I think from what I picked up, they’re both pretty competent at handling money and numbers. (Good at math, Frost would be really into theoretical mathematicals while Kremy is more applied maths core. This is all headcanon lol). FUCK IM BAD AT SUMMARIZING SHIT BYT ANYWAYS—
Eventually during their wordless agreement, they begrudgingly let each other check each other’s work, looking for errors and proofreading shit. Mutual respect (THIS IS LIKE SEX TO ME). Blah blah blah, you’re prolly getting tired of me rambling BUT UR IN MY LION’S DEN AND YOU MUST SIT AND LISTEN TO ME!!! 🫵🫵🫵
Frost leans in as he looks over Kremy’s paperwork (this is the sexiest thing to me okay), the fur from his cheek rubs against Kremy’s scales of his neck. I think texture wise, it’s like autism heaven bruh. They’re each other’s stimboard. THAT’S THE DYNAMIC I LIKE MMM YUMMY. It just feels nice to be in each other’s presence, fur against scales, cool against warmth, thermodynamic equilibrium.
Have a Drabble meow ⬇️
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There’s a tension in the air so thick he could’ve cut it with a knife, and the offer from Frost still rings in Kremy’s head. The lizardfolk almost felt dizzy even thinking about it.
“I can amend that”
Frost’s words repeated in his head, voice deeper than usual. It was such a vague offer but Kremy knew what laced those words, he saw the hunger in that tiger’s eyes. He might just take up his offer, the thrill of it made his spine shiver.
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Like imagine that, lien taht, that’s the flavor, the thrill in the anticipation of it! THEY’RE FREAKSSASA !!!!! FREAKSSSS
#my art#swampcat#my inane rambling#clay rambles#ouaw swampcat#swampcat ouaw#there’s a Drabble in there#but I ain’t a writer#Kremy X Frost#Frost X Kremy#Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost#Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux#sighhhhh#they make me crazy#IM LIKE LAUGHING CUZ ITS JUST FOR LIKE A STUPIF REASON WHY— BUT THEY SLAY LMAO#me when I ship my two favorite characters and it somehow works#but also this also part of my like wordlessly in Witchlight polycule thing where Kremy just doesn’t know LOL— I JUST THINK THAT HILARIOUS#bro is just like “everyone is a macking it crazy style and sloppy style and no one wants to kiss me cuz im a freak and im evil#I think that’s the miscommunication I like— only when I do it (said in a very annoying way) ANGST HURT COMFORT HAPPY ENDING TYPE SHIT OKAY—#okay this is so goofy— I can’t take shit seriously becuase it feels like I’m putting these mofos under a Petri dish and examining them#this just started with the thought of what if doing math is sexy and cool— yeah SIGHHH IM SO LAME LMAO— my brainstorm got carried away lol#tw suggestive#ALSO#LONG POST
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leon listening to ayesha erotica is my new favorite thing
He's just jamming to it on an old mp3 player with bad sound quality while shooting zombies and trying soooo hard to not shake his ass
#and the one time he DOES shake his ass?#ada sees and he feels SOOOO emasculated#but in a sexy and pathetic way#resident evil 4#Leon kennedy#ashley graham#2000s pop#resident evil#resident evil shitpost#re4 leon#re4 remake#re4make#re4 ada#resident evil 4 ada#ada wong
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the day the entire bsd fandom realizes that perhaps atsushi thinks dazai’s a good guy and likes him is becuz for the most part, dazai’s been pretty good to him
#dazai: takes atsushi off the street - helps him deal with his grief - encourages him - puts trust in atsushi even when atsushi doesnt trust#himself - keeps atsushi away from the darker aspects of himself#some of yall: i can believe atsushi is so disconnected from reality that he's deluded himself into thinking that dazai is a good person#<--- do you realize how dumb that sounds#Dazai Osamu#bsd dazai#dazai and atsushi#bungou stray dogs dazai#atsushi nakajima#bsd atsushi#hot take of the day: atsushi understands dazai more than the bsd fandom#because so much of the bsd fandom thinks about dazai the same way dazai thinks about himself and either labels him as a grrrr bad evil guy o#r a sexy no feeling monster#both of which really ruin his character#wait second hot take of the day#stop dumbing down atsushi becuz u don't like dazai being able to show different parts of himself to different ppl#bungou stray dogs atsushi
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I can't with them.
#the way that i'm obsessed with these idiots#your honor i love them#i read about this on ao3#best friends#trent beretta#chuck taylor#orange cassidy#hook#danhausen#hookhausen#dark order#john silver#evil uno#alex reynolds#2.0#jas#matt menard#angelo parker#trent?#sexy chuckie t#kentucky gentleman#daddy magic#cool hand ang#freshly squeezed#freshly hooked
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dead by daylight-- the game where you can play as steve harrington from stranger things, and can get sent to partake in a match of murder hide and seek at midwich elementary from silent hill, where you can then use a lute to perform bardic inspiration from dungeons and dragons to give a bonus to your teammates, except for the one who is being chased by nemesis from resident evil 3.
#dbd#thoughts about media#yes steve's jacket is bugged. it's done this before but I didn't think it'd do it again.#better than whatever the hell bug aestri has rn with her face.#girl looked like the fucking unknown.#anyway I was lagging WAY. WAY too hard to try another match for a better picture with a different skin.#I just remembered I unlocked bardic inspiration on that day my internet actually cooperated and I HAD to see steve play the lute.#it's so cute. the survivors all smile when they play. T___T I have to see gabe. claude. and nancy do this.#but I'll wait until my internet isn't getting me randomly downed by zombies.#I'm pretty sure my lag got elodie killed too so I feel kind of bad but it is also sort of funny that I wasn't even playing-#-killer and still managed to get a survivor killed.#not that I haven't done that befoooore.... or that I haven't done it deliberately in the past...#I will never forget you RPD ghostface who showed me he had the matching “I'd kill for you” heart charm to my “hooked on you” one.#and then killed a david for me when I asked him as a joke LOL. we watched his body ascend in the entity's spidery limbs together.#it was a beautifully romantic moment <3#generally speaking I am a decent survivor who will die so you can get out. like a good steve player should be.#However. if the evil man that I find sexy is nice to me? I'm so so sooo sorry for what you're going to endure if he only wants to spare me.
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