#(im dressed as crowley from good omens :) )

[meraarts]

Headcanon that gender is a very human thing, and that the angels and demons don’t have them, or at least have no concept of them, but Aziraphale and Crowley do.

They’ve been on earth so long that they’ve picked it up through osmosis. It’s just so nice to think about the trans masc joy of Aziraphale being so particular about his clothes. Crowley being genderless and genderfluid but on purpose this time.

[hypnojox]

Ok so my friend and i were talking about Crowleys angel look because WHAT??? He’s usually so stylish, wtf happened???

Eventually I started REALLY thinking. He’s always *somehow* stylish and with the times. He lives in the moment on earth and follows fashion trends well, so why this? Is he experimenting with the rising y2k fashion?? Does he just not care and is making fun of heaven for falling for this disguise? Actually maybe…

He doesn’t fit in with the prim and proper fashion of heaven, but he also doesn’t fit in with hell either

There’s many different styles in hell,all chaotic. Especially demons that dont work office jobs have varying styles but they are all have an uniting aesthetic of dirt, tears, and sometimes ill-fitting clothes.

Now Crowley has a dark colour pallet, but he doesnt fit in by any means. Even next to Beelzebub, who has a princely, more proper dress, he stands out. Everyone else wears different colors but Crowley prefers to mostly wear shades of black, sometimes red. His clothes suit him, he wears a blazer, watch and good sunglasses. Even has a waistcoat sometimes. An exceptionally fancy demon!

So he’s too put together for hell, too dark for heaven and can’t fit in even if he tries.

It’s either another way to show how he’s on his own side or he just mocking heaven and fucking around. Both are good.

[sa-banana-ana]

I got bored, frankly, it's annoyance if anything, of going to my university library. To remedy that I've been going to a public library branch and today it really made my day!

They had a display about book recommendations based on zodiac signs. I always find zodiac themed items a little funny, and naturally, I wanted to see what would be deemed a good Sagittarius, my own zodiac sign, recommendation. I had actually been looking for my libraries collection of Neil Gaiman books the day before and was disappointed when GO wasn't there. Well, now I know why. 🥰

Anyways I spent the last 30 minutes before I had to leave reading and giggling to myself. 🤭

[clasticha0s]

gunna b doing trick or treat this year 4 art (I do not remember the official name for whatever this is called LMAO) but yeah if u want some free art drop it in my ask box and I’ll get around to drawing it today :)

[timelydoseoflister]

Bro i have a silly confession to make Lord Cloister the stupid. When i was in 5th grade (year 5? In primary? Its elementary school.) I asked my parents if i can dressed up as Crowley from Good Omens. They both said no because how crazy i was about the show. So then around October i asked my mom if i can dressed up as Lister. This was back when i thought Rimmer and Lister are my real parents. (Classic 10 year old me). My mom then said yes because it was a cheaper costume to make anyways. (I wouldn't say the cheapest costume yet though. Last year was about 20 - 25 USD) she brought me not so leather jacket, and iron + sewed on paper patches and actual cosplay patches im wearing them as i writting this. I had long hair but not that long enough for being draids. So my hair looks like Raphette Rimmer-Lister then Dave Lister. I do have a London Jets shirt my dad got me during the summer. Halloween wasn't bad but it could been worst. At school (when they used to let students wear costumes...) nobody not even the concilier realized i was wearing a costume. When i tried to conviced them they usually say "oh. We usually meant your age level books (in america)" ... my school was horrible about safety and education for the students. During trick or treating i was around houses and many people were confused. I always tell them that im Dave Lister from Red Dwarf. They laughed and found it silly. Until i explain about the british show.

Thank you for sharing, Anon! Slay those people don’t know a good show even if it saluted at them

[chaoticace2005]

My reactions to Good Omens S2:

Episode 1

-wait Crowley backstory?

-they knew each other? I’m screaming

-okay Crowley maybe don’t brush off your future husband like that?

-angel Crowley is such a nerd

-oof Aziraphale, don’t worry in 6000+ years Crowley will only be thinking that about you

-and yeah of course Crowley is already questioning things

-I’m sure they could object to that

-HE DID THE WING THING

-is starmaker Crowley gonna be something actually discussed??

-also im just now thinking that in s1 only Crowley introduced himself and in s2 only aziraphale did

-yeah… aziraphale is not gonna like the “angle” thing

-THERE WERE LOCKDOWNS

-aziraphale really just adopted someone huh

-“I’m very good at forgiveness, it’s one of my favorite things” dude you’re too good for this world

-yep Crowley is having an existential crisis

-oh hi Gabriel

-yeah aziraphale is about to be in for a rude awakening

-aww they’re cute

-oh wow aziraphale stop lying

-okay does this guy have both types of amnesia

-okay but there was a fly in the box so… beezelbub?

-okay Crowley I’m sure there’s more reasons than just those 3

-okay he really just chugged that

-aww she’s cute

-oof Maggie

-okay him and Crowley are already killing me

-yeah Crowley is having a mental breakdown

-“hell me take care of him”, shfhsh

-“he’s smoking”

-oh dang the old, lock them in a room together

-okay they’re really a human aziraphale and Crowley

-yep Lindsay sucks

-love how aziraphale is pretending not to look interested

-this is a complete flip from s1 where Crowley has to convince aziraphale to get involved

Episode 2

-CROWLEY NO

-DUDE STOP KILLING GOATS

-oh him and Muriel knew each other

-love how aziraphale really doesn’t want anyone to buy books

-Crowley archangel?!

-the fact that they have to make the place accessible

-oof I thought Jim was just invisible, turns out archangels really are just so self involved

-they have to be matchmakers dhdhdhdh

-yeah I’d be scared too if that Crowley was looking for my children

-THEY REMEMBER THEY KNEW EACHOTHER AS ANGELS

-Crowley got aziraphale into food?!

-Yeah the angels are gonna be confused about childbirth

-“OUR CAR”

-THERES A GOOD OMENS BOOK

-okay was last season just Crowley falling for aziraphale and this one is the opposite

Episode 3

-aww they’re cute

-Crowley’s moving in

-awww they’re cute

-ooh why’s beezelbub so anxious?

-awww Crowley gets quality time with his son

-Crowley really is stuck on the rain

-is this gonna be Crowley and aziraphale taking care of kids throughout the years?

-Crowley is fucking high

-fudgfhdhdh Crowley

-“blessings to twitter and Grindr”… yeah I’ll give blessings to one of them

-protective Crowley!

Episode 4:

-“Lesi”?

-dude, do NOT let her into your car

-“you don’t seem his type at all” babe wtf

-“I REMEMBER HEARING YOU AND CROWLEY WERE AN ITEM”

-who is furfur?

-ooh after the church?

-how did those bastards not die?

-awww aziraphale is so in love

-oh no aziraphale is going as magician?

-ZOMBIE NAZIS

-“expert lip reader”…oh this will be good

-Crowley’s doing voices 😂

-“someone you can really trust”

-oof miracle blocking 😭 this is gonna be painful

-“my miracles aren’t working” “neither are mine” god they’re so stupid

-of course he’s never fired a gun before dhdhdhebbd

-how is this magic trick legal?

-ejhdhd démons really can’t read

-“I knew you’d come through for me, you always do”

Episode 5

-doctor who

-DUDE GAVE AWAY A BOOK

-Eric dude stop asking questions, you’re gonna get lightning bolted

-Nina definitely thinks they’re an item

-I WAS RIGHT

-Crowley’s a stuttering mess 😂

-the fact Nina just assumes Crowley could never be straight

-okay I think Nina broke Crowley

-did Crowley set up a fucking date?

-oh aziraphale you’re definitely “smitten”

-oh dude, Crowley maybe don’t spill about the swap?

-told “MY OWN FRIEND”

-“and I did not care for it” oh baby I’m sure you didn’t

-CROWLEY FINALLY ACCEPTED HES A DAD

-the way Gabriel is dressed up 😂

-everyone is so posh

-oh no Maggie

-aziraphale censored the bloody place

-dude let her say something other “seamstress”

-LET CROWLEY AND AZIRPAHALE DANCE TOGETHER

-lmao they’re flirting with Gabriel

-THEYRE GONNA FANCE

-well they danced for like five seconds

-CROWLEY IS A NERD, Aziraphale is gonna fucking marry this guy on the spot

-nevermind he’s just quick in his feet

-“I won’t leave you on your own”

-oh that’s the magician’s partner, I was wondering who they were

-“you’re a good lad” “I’m not actually either”

-“rescuing me makes him so happy”

-I do not think azirpahale is gonna like Crowley just running to heaven

-okay how are they gonna finish this in 50 minutes?

Episode 6

-ANGEL COSPLAYER CROWLEY

-so Nina and Maggie just keep developing their relationship while locked in places

-warrior aziraphale?

-dang hes really just using what killed him last season as a weapon?

-“nah”?

-“Crowley’s emotional support angel”

-“Jim go to your room” “goodnight”: THIS IS LITERALLY PARENTS TO THEIR KIDS

-oh wait what about his books?

-THE BOOKS

-angel form aziraphale?

-ooh halo

-DONT TOUCH IT ERIC

-Crowley is the only one here with any braincells

-if they do a miracle together it works too well? 😂

-beezlebub actually talking to flies

-“you’re perfect” they say, to a fly holding Gabriel’s memories

-THEY WERE SEEING EACH OTHER

-are they gonna dance?

-their hands lingered

-“no one’s ever given me anything before”

-THEY GOT TOGETHER: “I just found something that matters more to me than choosing sides”

-Crowley is just watching his husband get to work

-“alpha centauri’s nice”, aziraphale looks at him

-aziraphale is just looking lovingly at Crowley during this entire scene and I’m losing it

-“we need a little us time” “just us. Not you”

-aww he’s putting the place back together

-Nina called Maggie angel

-them recognizing that they can do things at their own pace and not be forced together

-they’re giving him relationship advice

-he put his glasses on :(

-“we could have been us”

-CROWLEY CJRHDHRHDH

-THEYRE KISSING?!

-oh Crowley no :(

-“anything you need to take with you?”

-WHY WOUKD YOU END IT LIKE THAT?

-WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

-okay I seriously can’t believe at the end of this somehow Aziraphale in the Archangel and Gabriel is the one who ran off to Alpha Centauri with a demon

[vintage-bentley]

ik they arent even in the trailer and their story is done but im kinda bummed out thatin the good omens tag basically nobody is ever talking about the them or the human characters anymore like they make up most of the book and half the show but always get the side lines in fandom content :/ like ive never seen an anathema focused piece of anything shes always like crowleys bestie or something nobody cares to explore a female character deeper than is shown in canon like raphael doesnt exist in canon and yet had more people explore his intricacies

I’m guilty of this too, and I think aside from regular fandom tendency to focus on a ship and let that be all that matters, A/C’s story is so interesting and unique that it outshines the others.

But I love Anathema! I really like her storyline of following something for her whole life because she was told she has to, and having to navigate not having that guide anymore—after choosing not to have it. I wish we got to see how she deals with going about life without knowing what comes next, I can see it being a great source of stress for her. And it would’ve been neat to see it paralleled with Aziraphale going through something very similar, now that he’s abandoned his trust in Heaven. I saw a post a while ago talking about how both human couples were mirrors of A/C—Newt asks questions of Anathema’s unwavering faith and helps her to leave it behind, just like Crowley does for Aziraphale. Shadwell ends up with somebody he’s supposed to believe is an embodiment of evil and sees he was wrong about her, just like Aziraphale does with Crowley. That was really interesting to see and I have a feeling that season 2 will do the same thing with Maggie and Nina (of course I hope they’re more than just mirrors of the male characters).

But as far as fandom goes, I have to admit that I understand wanting to focus on A/C since they’re the most interesting. It does annoy me though, that Anathema often falls victim to the typical fandom treatment of female characters, where they only exist to mother the male characters. In fan fiction she tends to be the voice of reason and the “smartest one in the room”, which seems great because yay a woman is smarter than the men…until you realise she’s only “the smartest one in the room” because people can’t imagine a woman being silly and fun, only responsible and maternal. I think so much more could be done to explore her whole conspiracy theory thing.

As far as the trend of her being Crowley’s bestie, I think it’s cute, but it feels like people reduce her to being a “goth bestie” and don’t really pay attention to her interests. I feel like she’d really get along with Aziraphale and they’d bond over interest in/knowledge of books of prophecy. I’m sure Aziraphale would be absolutely fascinated to hear from an actual descendant of Agnes Nutter, and despite having left the descendant lifestyle behind I’m sure Anathema would be eager to share her history with somebody who’s knowledgeable and interested. Like imagine you dedicate your whole life to following in the footsteps of a historical figure that not many people know about except prophecy enthusiasts. And then you meet the enthusiast of all time. That would be exciting!

And, y’know, I’m sure she’d be more fond of Aziraphale over Crowley, considering A’s the one who healed her and treated her kindly while C didn’t care that he’d hit her with his car and instead focused on un-denting said car…

That being said, I’ve found that a lot of content with her being friends with the husbands, especially Crowley, ends up treating her like set dressing. I’d make a feminist analysis of this, but tbh I notice it with all the human characters, so I don’t think it’s specific to Anathema because she’s female. It’s possible it happens to her more though because of it.

Anyways. I agree it’s sad that the other characters don’t get much attention! They’re great, especially Anathema and Pepper who are my favourites. But like I said, I get it, when they’re up against the competition that is ineffable husbands.

[lukeskylovr]

good omens season 2 episode 5 thoughts

stop crowley w the hat and the glass thing i’m crying

OMG THE DEMON FROM LAST SEASON

azi please stop speaking french i beg you

NINA AND CROWLEY TALKING ABOUT AZI STOP 😭😭

ugh drunk crowley

he’s gonna shout i know it he’s gonna be so mad

ohhhhhh he’s furious

“MY ONLY FRIEND” 😭😭😭😭😭

did crowley just tell gabriel to kill himself 🫢

THE MATCHBOX WHAT

how does jim fit on that tiny ass bed

crowley shouting at nina ☠️☠️

JIM’S SUIT 😭 love it

maggie hurry up pls pls pls

i love the woman in the black sparkly suit she reminds me of my aunt

MAGGIE AND NINA HIIIIII oh she looks stunning nina ily

also the harpsichord man’s suit is fabulous i want it

AZI SMILING AT THEM DANCING I CANT DO THIS

ok that magician’s partner is serving so hard that dress is amazing

oh. my. god. are azi and crowley fucking dancing are they going to fucking dance

MY DADS AEW DANCING WITH EACH OTHER

stop omg jim surrendering himself in that fabulous outfit is so

“i won’t leave you on your own” 🙁🙁🙁

“ur a good lad” “i’m not actually. either” YES!!!!!! TAKE THAT GENDERFLUID CROWLEY DENIERS !!’n TAKE RHAT!!! that you neil gaiman i love you mwah

“rescuing me makes him so happy” I AM GOING TO GO FUCKING INSANE THEY ARE SO INSIFFWRABLE AND I LOVE THEM SO MICH

aw muriel and crowley ❤️❤️

WAIT IM GETTING SHITTY ANGEL DISGUISE CROWLEY YES OMG

[alivehouse]

just wondering why you dislike Neil gaiman so much?? not trying to criticize or defend him, just curious

gghhhhh

(this is all just going to be based on good omens related stuff bc i havent really willingly interacted with any other work of his since i was like 12 he is not a great writer imo)

ok before i get into why specifically the way he uses his socials annoys me so much i just want to mention that good omens (tv show) has a serious problem with treating its characters of color poorly/as disposable (which this post goes into) and as far as i know neil has never so much as acknowledged this let alone apologize for it so theres that

but as for why i hate his social media presence specifically so much i just think the way he interacts with his fanbase is annoying & i dont want to use the term 'gaslighting' for something this stupid but i dont even know how else to describe his habit of like. pretending he wrote aziraphale and crowley in a relationship for the sake of clout?

^ he used to regularly regularly say condescending no homo shit like this but then when he realized he could get attention for pretending he wrote queer characters he pulled a 180 and started going 'ohhhh i DID write them in a relationship actually and also trans and also nonbinary i cant believe you didnt GET it just because its SUBTLE im sorry half assed vaguely subtextual scene #5 was not enough for you stupid fa- i mean people'

and he does this shit constantlyyyy and gets no flack for it. in fact a lot of his fanbase encourages it even bc were still stuck on begging for word of god scraps from rich straight men instead of engaging with work made by actual queer people i guess. (ALSO THIS TWEET SPECIFICALLY IS REALLY FUNNY bc like a month later he lied about there being a secret handholding scene in the show to send people on a wild goose chase zooming in on shit trying to find anything just to give him more streams i guess i dont know i think it was a stupid thing to even fall for honestly but it still strikes me as kind of cruel)

i mentioned this in tags before & idk if he still does this but he used to go look up his own name on here to find people talking negatively about him so he could reblog it and get them dogpiled which is why you see people talking negatively about him calling him 'neilman' so much instead of his actual searchable name. literal full grown man picking fights with random people on here bc he knows hell win since hes a famous author and will get backed up no matter what

and ok this is edging into fandom circlejerking (i think hes only said this one a few times but his fanbase brings it up constantly to shield him from any criticisms) so i wont go into this as much as i could but theres this Thing hell do where he says they cant be gay bc they technically arent men bc they arent humans (based on a bit in the book where they feel the need to specify that aziraphale is NOT ACTUALLY GAY after continuously subjecting him to homophobic language/aggression) and people will bend over backwards trying to interpret this as meaning they are canon nonbinary and Epic Trans Rep and hell vaguely encourage this instead of like acknowledging the extended man-in-a-dress evil nanny bit in the show and pointing out that it was fucked up? & honestly the whole undertone of that is like 'this character might go out of their way to look like and dress like and act like and refer to himself as a man but he cant REALLY be a man because he wasnt Created That Way' like how the fuck am i supposed to be treating this as a trans positive read of the situation lmao. not to mention the 'inhuman = nonbinary,' 'nonbinary = CANT be gay!!! there are no gay nonbinary people i guess' legwork going on here going on here i dont know its a whole mess

PLUS i just think its funny that hes said making characters gay would be disrespectful to his deceased cowriter but pulling an entire second out of his ass for that sweet amazon money apparently isnt lmao

and to finish this off just for fun heres him at the start of the pandemic when there was a crazy high rising death toll making it about his fucking book, + him answering another ask in response to that AFTER he had deleted the original post, to make the person asking him look like they were attacking him for no reason:

[musicawizard]

since im bored… lets get into this!

Been meaning to watch Fleabag (2016), Friends (a complete binge-watch this time), and The Nanny (also a 90's sitcom that I've watched bits and parts of)

Black long(-ish) socks that have sheep floating in space with big yellow stars. Pretty sure I got them from target

Smoothies are great! Yes

Depends on what the occasion is - my concert black is always a go-to (this past semester I got a black turtleneck, so that part of the outfit could go with anything). Will wear slacks with whatever top I pick out

I like my eggs scrambled!

I use my astronomy bookmark that I got from Barnes & Noble!:)

Lots of darker greens, blues, and black. Some grey makes it in

Off the top of my head, I largely collect funko pops, (viola) sheet music, books, and stickers.

Depending on what's happening, I like to listen to my music with my headphones (classical and non-classical genres). I think the scent of vanilla is nice

I actually heaven't looked into this personally, but I would assume it would have to do something with a fandom I'm in (Good Omens, Star Wars, etc.) or classical music.

Nope! No glasses or contacts (yet) lol

When she will roast me any time of the day, online or in person, but we still share a lot of laughs. I've known her for years and our dynamic always has been full of playful banter (her name is Clare!)

I think writing in pen can be more light under the hand but using pencil is great as well. Both get an equally-weighed vote from me!

I don't really have particular places that make me feel at home, mainly because I've never had a stable home growing up, but I'd like to say being out in nature, or being in a concert hall of some sorts, would come close to that feeling.

I have one big houseplant named Spike, a tiger plant gifted to me by one of my musician colleagues before she moved to a different state after graduation!

Aesthetically, I have a black Queen (band) hoodie that is simple but I am in love with it. On more "comfort" levels, I got a grey hoodie this past summer when I went to the National Music Festival in Maryland! Its extremely warm and very big, and has the festival symbol on it :)

The last thing I ordered was a QR code sticker off of Etsy, one that, when opened, will lead to violist Timothy Ridout's album "Henri Vieuxtemps: Complete Works for Viola" on Spotify (:D). That album is part of my Roman Empire

AS A MUSIC HISTORY NERD (the emphasis being placed on viola), I have thought this out many times. My top choice would be to witness the premiere performance of the (York) Bowen Viola Concerto in C minor, Op. 25, when it first was premiered in 1907 by the virtuosic performer Lionel Tertis at a Philharmonic Society Concert in Queen's Hall (London). That piece is my favorite viola concerto, and it deserves to have more outreach. The composition style is rooted in the (British) Late-Romantic tradition, but holds many traces to predeceasing music traditions.

unfortunately I don't have a lot of good memories with halloween growing up, BUT my favorite costume I've ever worn had to be my demon Crowley costume from this past halloween 🤣 It turned out pretty well, and I know so many people who also dressed up as Crowley, especially after Good Omens S2!

Does music theory count as a kind of math? (jk jk, but I also struggle with that one too😭 I am more of an art-centered person than in mathematics)

Favorite Artist: Vincent Van Gogh! (So, Post-Impressionism:) I particularly am in love with his group of paintings titled "Almond Blossoms" (1888-90) - I am in awe of his painting style so much though! (Anyone see that one Dr. Who episode?;D)

Iced drinks alll the way (but I will never pass up on a good hot tea!)

I like to play Queen songs, so singing those! (Some favorite highlights include: Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy, Play the Game, Killer Queen, My Melancholy Blues, Nevermore, etc.)

Still don't have a car 😎 but lets assume I'd be an okay driver

No piercings/tattoos, but definitely wouldn't be against any tattoos in the future (probably the topics surrounding viola, Good Omens, and/or Star Wars)

I can cook, but I typically stick with simple things such as pasta or grilled cheese. Usually too tired/don't have the patience to experiment with different/more complex dishes. Cooking breakfast (eggs, hashbrowns, pancakes, etc.) is always a safety net

No keychains (yet!)

I can't swim well, which I need to improve on because it is a life skill!

Wasn't allowed to play with them growing up (yes, spain moment for sure), but I have a lot of Harry Potter lego sets from a couple years ago, and some Star Wars lego stuff! (Millennium falcon, The Mandalorian head, little figures of Anakin and obi wan. etc.)

My closet is more organized by color groups, but I do have all my nice blouses/dresses more towards the back of the closet.

Last music video I watched was Killer Queen (by Queen) on YouTube!

I would go for red hair (at first it was a natural impulse after watching Good Omens s2 and wanting to be Crowley, but the idea of a lighter red, ginger vibes, would be something I'd try out regardless)

Earbuds!

Yes! It's been a little while since I've had to but I can read them.

When I was a kid I had this little tan/cream-colored stuffed animal dog. It was tiny but had an adorable face! I was forced to give it up when my parents thought I was too old for it (was still quite young), but I'll always have fond memories of it.

AIR HOCKEY COMPETITORS FEAR ME! Probably the only arcade game I ever have a chance at winning LMAO

If someone is in the kitchen when I am trying to cook/bake I ✨magically disappear✨ and wait till they exit to continue the task. I can't stand that level of being perceived

I don't know if my friends necessarily know this, but I am, in fact, a Lady Gaga fan! (live laugh and love gaga). Overall I am pretty transparent with the kinds of music/artists I like (Queen, Hozier, Classical/Viola music, etc.)

The best part of my day today was watching Markiplier on Youtube and having an orange tabby that I'm pet-sitting right now curl up in my lap (and even watching the computer screen too!) Cats make everything better :)

I think perhaps a cherry blossom tree would be my favorite, although I don't recall ever seeing one in person.

89% sure it is vanilla scented, but I'm too lazy to check lol

It is not currently downloaded, but I have the original Lego Star Wars game on mobile (I also have the Skywalker Saga on my switch, but its fun to go back to the OG, especially if I'm on the go)

Lights on

I put all my spare change in my Darth Vader piggy-bank head (its one of my most prized possessions lol)

I'd say I have pretty decent handwriting, but the past few years cursive has blended in with my regular writing so its a cute little twist I am not trying to change

I don't have anything recently suggested to me, but a few years ago my friend introduced me to the Buzzfeed Unsolved channel on YouTube (with Shane Madej and Ryan Bergara) and I have been OBSESSED with them ever since (their new channel "Watcher" is so great! Lots of fun :D)

Yes, walks are very nice :)

Chicken Alfredo pasta is a favorite plate/bowl of mine, but if the question was asking for a specific dishware, then no, not really.

I like to sit by the window(s) and pull out my switch and play animal crossings, all the while listening to music. Doing cozy things, all the while enjoying the distant sound of the raindrops on the windows/roof.

Probably the room being set at a cooler temperature, and the atmosphere surrounded by complete silence.

if ya made it this far, hope you enjoyed all this rambling lol

50 Questions Just Because

What are three shows in your watchlist that you’ve been meaning to get to?

Describe your favorite pair of socks

Do you like smoothies?

What do you wear when you have to dress nicely?

How do you like your eggs?

What do you use to keep your place when you’re reading a book?

What color dominates your closet?

Do you collect anything? If so, what?

What sounds or scents calm you down?

What’s your favorite kind of uquiz question? (Lyric, color, aesthetic, etc)

Do you wear glasses or contacts?

What’s something about your best friend that you love?

Do you prefer to write in pen or pencil?

What are some places where you feel most at home?

Do you have any houseplants? Do any of them have names?

Describe your favorite hoodie. How long have you had it? What makes it unique?

What’s the last thing you ordered online?

What’s one historical event that you would have liked to have witnessed?

What’s your favorite Halloween costume from when you were a kid?

What kind of math are you best at?

What’s your favorite period in art history, your favorite famous work and/or your favorite style of art? If you don’t know any that’s ok!

Iced or hot drinks?

Which songs do you like to sing in the shower?

Are you a good driver?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos? Are there any that you want?

Can you cook or bake? If so, what are some of your specialties?

Do you have any keychains on your home or car keys? Describe them!

Can you swim very well? Do you like swimming?

Did you play with Legos as a kid? What was your favorite set?

Is your closet organized? If so, how?

What’s the last music video you watched?

If you could dye your hair any color, regardless of how you think it would look, what color would you choose?

Headphones or earbuds?

Can you read analog clocks?

Describe your favorite stuffed animal, either now or from when you were a kid.

What’s an arcade or table game (air hockey, ping pong, etc) that you’re really good at?

Do you mind if others are in the kitchen when you’re cooking or baking?

What’s one show you watch or musician you listen to that your friends know nothing about?

What was the best part of your day today?

What’s your favorite kind of tree?

What scent is your deodorant?

Do you have any games on your phone? If so, which one(s) is/are your favorite?

Do you shower with the lights on or off?

What do you do with spare change?

Do you have good handwriting?

What’s the last thing a friend recommended to you that you looked into and actually liked?

Do you like to go on walks?

Do you have a favorite plate or bowl?

What’s your favorite thing to do when it’s raining?

Describe your perfect sleeping conditions

[oboemily]

I bought my dress to cosplay as Merida for Anime Iowa this year

I'm so stoked that my hair is finally long enough!!! I'm trying to find some contacts still but my eyes are pretty bad so finding colored contacts I can see out of is a pain.

This will be one day and I'm still debating my 2nd day. Im considering Yor from Spy x Family or revamping my Crowley from Good Omens.

[foxy--stoat]

yoo happy day after halloween!!!! im so proud of my costume from tjis uear, i roped my friend into dressing up as the ineffable husbands :)))) ironically, i got together with somebody else last night T-T poor aziraphale

anyways!!! heres the costume :D im really happy with how it turned out, even if the glasses were a bit off.

im crowley!! i made the scarf myself 💪😎

also it turns out my friend has seen good omens and im so excited bc were both currently Deep in our hyperfixations

@neil-gaiman

[cosmicyam]

thank you for the tag @iamfarfromvibingrightnow i love you buddy ol pal

i know at the very top it said make a new post and dont reblog but im attaching onto @iamfarfromvibingrightnow's post like an anxious child holds onto their parent for dear life weird analogy but we're gonna move past it it's late

three ships : Bráthair I- much like my friend who tagged me i feel like I'm exposing myself despite having reblogged things but oh well. obviously Mac and Dennis from iasip, my dysfunctional, codependent, will-they-won't-they kings. also Crowley and Aziraphale, they who break me emotionally every step of the way <3 Finally, I've got to say Adam and Ronan from the raven cycle those gay bitches got me through 2021. I realise there are no sapphic ships here and that is for the primary reason that ships from things like bottoms and yellowjackets, which i know for a fact i would ship, i have not yet watched :(

2. first ever ship : Ron and Hermione from harry potter. 8 year old me was FIGHTING TOOTH AND NAIL defending them against (getting aggravated at but never actually engaging with) dramione and harmione shippers. also i identified with hermione and had a crush on rupert grint so go figure

3. last song : 'I Am The Walrus' by the Beatles.... IT'S A GREAT SONG especially the orchestra in the background

4. last film : 'Brigid Jones's Diary'. An absolute comfort film bar the insane 2000s diet culture <3

5. currently reading : 'Terry Pratchett: A Life with Footnotes' I've only read Good Omens and 4 Discworld novels so far but I was really interested in the author and the writer, who was very close to him, writes with so much quiet wit and evident admiration for Terry Pratchett while still remaining honest and not romanticising the very real person he was

6. currently watching : With how busy I am - nothing - though i do tune in weekly for the Great British Bake Off (i am nothing if not an old woman internally)

7. currently consuming : food wise? I ate some grapes and blueberries a while ago 10/10 snack, i feel like a prehistoric forager

8. currently craving : another cup of tea, see: i am an old woman

9. favorite childhood book : 'The Boy in the Dress' by David Walliams. I remember borrowing it from my school library, finishing it, and then borrowing again straight away. i also watched the film religiously to the point where i could recite it off by heart.... if you're thinking this might imply something about me NEXT QUESTION

oh there's no next questions. okay well i'll tag my beloveds @bealblath and @bluewallowner

9 people you’d like to know better

I was tagged by @rose-n-gunses for this one— thank you, dear heart!

1. Three Ships: Hellcheer, who inspired me to write again. Mulder and Scully, one of the OG ships for 90’s younguns. And most recently, Jessica Fletcher and Doc Hazlitt. 😜

2. First Ever Ship: Dicey Tillerman and Jeff Greene (I will give a thousand Losty-points to anyone who knows who they are)

3. Last Song: Circumstances, by Rush

4. Last Film: does Rifftrax count? I watched the Rifftrax version of “Birdemic: Shock and Terror” yesterday. God it was awful.

5. Currently Reading: just been slowly making my way through all the fics on my Marked for Later list… currently ridiculously slowly reading to get my soul known again by @staceymcgillicuddy

6. Currently Watching: way too much Murder, She Wrote. It seems to be one of the few things my still-covid-addled brain can focus on.

7. Currently Consuming: a large mug of citrus mint green tea

8. Currently Craving: spicy tuna sushi

And I’m adding a bonus Losty question because I felt like there should be 9 questions lmao

9. Favorite Childhood Book: Maniac Magee by Jerry Spinelli

Absolutely no pressure with these tags (but if you do play, please make a new post instead of reblogging this one!!!)

@roxymorondraws @renaroo123 @tnmdfhgkg @khaleesa @danafoss @sare--k @pipergirl17 @paladinmoony @sasusc

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A little bit of fun (Smut)

18+

Good Omens: Crowley x Fem!Reader

Notes: This was my first ever Smut in my new Smut book on Wattpad. This was made mostly for me and my friend because we are obsessed with Crowley. And for a first written Smut my friend loved it.

Y/N POV

It was a foggy autumn morning. I was getting ready to go mushroom picking with crowley and aziraphale. You weren't really a morning person so you hated the idea of waking up early to go do something that sounded boring.

Once you had taken a shower, had some breakfast and gotten dressed you went to Aziraphale's bookshop, not that you can really call it a bookshop. He never liked selling his books. I understand they are old and valuable but damn it aziraphale. Why is it a bookshop if youre not even gonna sell one single book.

You were one street away from getting to the bookshop when suddenly a car drove past with imense speed. And you knew exactly who that is.

Crowley.

He has been youre crush since the day you met him. You has just moved into the city and were out walking when all of a sudden you bumped into someone.

"Watch where you're going" someone said angrlily. "People these days" the person said again. I quickly got up to see 2 men. You could see both were very different people. One wore bright colours the other dark colours. One had a worried expression the other had a annoyed expression.

"Oh crowley dont be so rude" The white haired man said, but then turned around to you to help you pick up what ever had fallen when you fell. "I am so sorry dear. We are in a slight rush and so we didnt see where we are going." The man smied kindly. The other man still just looked as annoyed as he did, maybe a litle more annoyed.

"It's fine really, i wasnt looking where im going either" i chuckled a little bit, the man joining in.

"Well i would love to chat with you but i am quite busy. I do own a bookshop. Its located on 19 Greek Street. When you can you are free to join me for a cup of tea ". The man smied kindly before handing me my things and quickly walking to where ever he had to be. The other man, that i presume is called crowley looked at me for a few second before sowly walking to follow his friend. Not breaking eye contact with me yet. Then he gave me a small smirk and continued after his friend.

I ended up going to have tea with the unknown white haired man and was introduced to both men. They were funny and kind even tho crowley hates being called kind. Since the day crowley was the biggest crush you ever had. Actualy he is the first crush you have ever had.

You barely knew if some stuff were norml or not.

Consumed by your thoughts you ran into someone. Looking up you saw crowley smirking at you.

"You still can't stop bumping into people hmm ?" It ssounded  more like teasing than a question. But oh god his voice was amazing. You could get lost in it easily. Crowley noticing you lack of senses snapped his fingers in front ofyoure face, bringing you back to the real world. "You alright there ?" he asked with concern in his voice.

You could feel a small tingle between you're thighs. You didn't know what that was so you ignored it.

"I-I am totally fine" you squeek out before rushing into the bookshop.

When you ran in Aziraphale instantly turned his head shocked at you're grand entrance.

"Oh are you alright dear" Aziraphale asked putting his book down and walking over to me. "Your'e not sick are you on this very beatiful day ?".

"Nope not sick. Just a busy day for my thoughts" i said a little too quicky.

But airaphale just passed the situation off and smiled at me before hugging me. "Good to see you again dear".

"Good to see you too". We then let go of the hug. Just then Crowley walked in.

"So are we going or what" He said slighly annoyed. Me and Aziraphale laughed and went to crowley's Bentley.

And we are off.

(Time skip to the ride in the car)

We were halfway there. I was getting anxious ? The stares that Crowley gave you each time you looked at him in the mirror. It gave you chills. The good kind.

I once again looked in the mirror and crowley was smirking at me.

"Dear are you sure not sick. You look very red in the face" Aziraphales suddenly spoke up. You checked, and you did look red. Very red.

"Im fine" i smiled. Aziraphale didn't look like he believed me but turned back around nonetheless.

The car was then filled with a somewhat uncomfortable silence until crowley put on some Queen music.

(Time skip)

We finally arrived at a forest. On the way here i had fallen and had some...dreams. Yeah. Anyways !! We got our equipment, that being baskets and pocket knifes.

We went into the forest. It was beuatiful. I have always liked forests. Used to run through them when i was little. Playing games. Singing. Doing anything really.

"Well then time to collect some delicious mushrooms. Oh i cant wait to make some mushroom sauce" Aziraphale smiled brithly before ushering us into the forest.

A half an hour later aziraphales basket was half full while mine and crowleys were still empty.

I thinks thats like that because me and crowley kept peeking glances at each other, not paying attention to the Aziraphale collecting all the mushrooms.

While lost in thoughts i felt breathing on my neck.

"How about we run away from Azirphale" Crowleys voice suddenly whispered in my ear. Turning around i saw crowley smirking. "Just a harmless little game with Aziraphale". Looking at Aziraphale i saw him looking under some trees. So i wondered 'Why not'.

Suddenly i took off into the forest with crowley close behind me."Hey. HEY !!! Where are you two going !?!" We coud hear Aziraphaes voice calling out to us, but we continued running until we were  deep into the forest.

Me and Crowley slowed down, sat down on the ground, we leaning on a giant tree and went silent. Until we burst out laughing.

We then went silent again. A few second later i coud feel Crowley's eyes burning in the side of my head.  I turned my head to look at crowley. And then out of no where Crowley kissed me.

Slowy it turned heated. Crowley pushed you on the grown while crawling to be above you.

Never ever did i expect for this to ever happen. I mean a demon who is like more than 6000 years old. Why would he be interested ?

Crowley took off my pants and underwear impatiently. You both broke the kiss to get some much needed air. You looked into his yellow snake eyes while panting. Crowley latched onto youre neck, sucking and biting leaving many kickeys. You moaned, quite loudly. You hoped Aziraphale would not find you both like this.

By the time crowley was done marking me i was a moaning mess. Crowley rushed to zip open his pants. Once he did, I could see how big his dick was. You were suprised to say the least. Crowley just looked at me before slamming into me.

I was filled with pain and pleasure. At first Crowley moved slowly teasing me. I whimpered, basically begging him to move faster. At last he gave into you're pleades and started moving at a normal pace.

All these feeling were making you feel like you were on cloud 9.

"F-Fuck Crowley" I moaned loudly. Aziraphale was sure to hear this now.

Crowley was feeling just as happy as i was. He has always wanted to do this but wa scared. Not very Demon like but thats true. He was scared.

Crowley moaned when he started thrusting faster. Now the forest was full with only moans and skin slapping. Aziraphale was probably cringing at the noises. Kowing what we are doing.

Crowley's pace never faltered. Soon enough i felt a knot forming in my stomach. We were both moaning like crazy. Crowley gave me a long kiss, before starting to rub my clit. That was too much for me to handle. As he went on with the same pace, i came undon. The feeling making me see stars.

Suddenly Crowly started slowing down just a little bit, before cumming within me. He slowy rode out our orgasms.

Crowly andI just stayed like that for a moment before he pulled out, gave me a small kiss and helped me get up and dressed.

We picked up our equipment before going back to find Aziraphae. If he didn't hear the sounds then he for sure will see you're shaking legs, and will questions about them.

"How about we go straight to the car" Crowley asked, helping you walk.

"Yes please" I said puffing out air. Crowley only let out a small laugh before walking again.

We finally arrived at his Bentley. Me getting straight in the car, in the backseat. It took about 10 minutes before Aziraphale arrived with a concerned face.

"Where have you been" Aziraphale yelled (anyone read this in a Molly Weasley voice ?).

"We've been here this whole time. Y/N got sleepy" Crowley repied. I couldn't see if Aziraphale believed him or not.

The two got in the car and we were off to go back. Aziraphale has collected mushrooms more than the bucket can carry.

(Time Skip)

We finally arrived at my appartment because i was the only one with a kitchen.

After an hour Aziraphale had made some delicious mushroom sauce with baked potatos. I even got Crowley to try this amazing food combo and suprise suprise he liked it. I  GOT HIM TO ACTUALLY EAT FOOD !!!

"So i have a questions" Aziraphale suddenly piped up. Me and Crowley looked at him.

"Did you two have sex in the forest ?"

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin​ for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST— 

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse 

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle 

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can 

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear 

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode? 

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion 

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home: 

All hail Incitatus the king 

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts 

oh god is that hamilton 

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven 

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again 

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way 

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj 

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway) 

Me internally vs externally 

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance” 

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit 

?

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different 

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up 

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like 

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap 

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

?

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

?

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

[falling-raine]

well this is terrifying but uh here we go

3 I like

1.

but the sun fades away

night falls and the birds don't sing

the stars appear, a pitiful imitation of your brilliance, and I long for your light

you will rise again and I will fly and maybe then I will reach your embrace

-a piece of my good omens/icarus poem

2.

The angel still wept but now he grieved. For his entire world had been stripped from him for good. Any lingering hope had been washed away in a flood of tears that would never truly fall from his eyes. And as he suffered in a silence none dared to break. Time flowed around him as he sat there, a weeping angel, still as stone.

-a piece from my fic

3.

roots dig deep spreading into the ground and branches burst from me reaching into the sky

flowers bloom coated red from my blood pain seen as beauty

leaves plucked from branches by careless children scattered and ignored

seasons turn and I grow

I learn to build walls to keep the tear like sap from leaking and the words carved into my bark from cutting to deep

as praise for flowers that only cause hurt and discomfort is whispered over and over and I am stuck

no escape for my roots are still and my branches reach out whispering pleas into the wind

and the leaves I grow with care and love fall and are crushed underfoot and discarded, crumpled

-and another poem piece, mostly about being trans

3 I hate

1.

They trailed off as Crowley's breath steadied and heart slowed. Azi smiled down at his demon with their heart full of pain and went to miracle the lights off when he heard a faint whisper. "Please leave them on...and maybe keep singing."

This last part was even fainter than the first, Azi just nodded and pulled Crowley's head onto their lap so it was more comfortable for her. He started braiding the short strands of hair as he recalled the lyrics, then his voice once again filled the room but this time more hesitant as if worried what the demon would think.

-a piece from my first ever fic

2.

“So, do you think Rose and Vera would know we were here, or would we have to go back?”

“I can message them,” I say as I pull out my phone and open the messaging app. We have a group chat that may or may not be named ‘Skittle people’ (it's as chaotic as it can be). After I attempt to message them, I tell her there's no signal before slipping the phone into my pack. As I brush the dirt off my dress, I look around at our hangout spot. A giant, old, white oak tree towers above us, leaves falling in the wind. The ground is only slightly muddy despite it pouring rain almost all night. I’m glad that I picked an old, flowy, beat up dress because there was no way I was keeping it clean. I had also picked out a pair of beat up Doc Martens that somehow still fit.

-a snipet of the rough draft of a book im writing

3.

“Yes, do you not like them? I'm sorry I should have gotten something else, I knew you wouldn't like it. It was a dumb gift dear, I'm sorry I will take them back immediately. It was stupid of me." Azi scrambled to take the gecko and apologize as if terrified Crowley was going to get annoyed with him.

-a piece of my second ever fic

uh yea @styx142 if you want try this here ya go and anyone else who want to

thanks asmi

starting a tag game for writers

Hi, it's Asmi! Okay, so, I've seen so many people afraid to start/continue writing because they're afraid it'll be garbage. And it's so sad how much joy and creativity is getting lost because of that fear. I've written utter shit before, and looking back on it is actually hilarious, and also, it's a reminder of how far I've come as a writer.

I really, really want people to be less afraid of the written word and of creating, and to get rid of that aura of mystery and elitism that often covers the writing process. Writing is messy and it's hell and it's torture. And it's amazing.

So here's the tag game:

Give me three lines/paragraphs that you've written that you love [fiction, non-fiction, from different works or the same, from completed stories or poems or WIPs, from yesterday or ten years ago] that you love. If that seems hard, even one will do. It doesn't have to be perfect. It can just be something silly that gives you joy.

And give me three lines/paragraphs that you've written that you dislike and find shitty. Anything at all as long as you wrote it. If you think it's ridiculous or absolute fucking garbage, even better! That's the point of this game. To see that we all write good things and bad things. Yeah? You can do this. And remember that both these categories are subjective.

I'll start. It's not as scary as it seems, I promise.

Things I've written that I find shitty:

The first man grabbed him by his collar, pinned him against the wall of the cave in which they were standing, and spat, “It doesn’t matter what you’ve done before. If the Queen’s not in the graveyard tonight, King Baza’s going to plan a most delightful execution for you. And even if he doesn’t, you being his nephew and all, I will arrange an accidental blowing up of your house when you are, tragically, inside.” [discount wall slam scene courtesy of 2016 Asmi, you're welcome]

“Overreacting?” said Dextor in disbelief, staring at Jay like, ‘What is wrong with you, dude?’ [sigh. my serious-scene-writing left a lot to be desired.]

“Don’t go,” I said, fighting tears. “Please, don’t leave me, too! You’re all I have left.” Strange thoughts for a child, but I meant every word. She looked at me with anguish. “I am sorry, Phil. Believe me, you are all I have, too, and this hurts me more than it does you. You’re like my son.” [I'm hysterical rereading this melodramatic shit, which was NOT the intended effect]

Things that I've written that I love:

He dropped the books onto a nearby chair and pulled her into his arms as he’d been longing to do all day, the smell of blueberries and hair product and her. The books she was holding were pressed against his chest, and he didn’t care. Why did he need to love the stars when he could love her, why did he need to look up at the sky for answers when they were right there in his arms? [I love this because when I first wrote it, I thought it was romantic, but I realised later that the boy, Ant, is aroace, and it doesn't change a thing about this scene, except that their love is platonic]

"Maybe being happy is the best that we can do. Maybe that’s more than most people manage, anyway.” They stood in front of the entrance, over puddles that reflected all the broken skyscrapers and the colours of the street and the grey-yellow sky. “Whatever you do with your parents,” she said. “Don’t let your guilt get in the way of doing ballet. It’s not wrong to be happy. It’s not.” [This is from the book I finished and I published, and I just really like this paragraph. It's not my favourite, but it makes me smile.]

The last you may leave wherever you please, wherever it is birds land to die. [A line from a poem I wrote in 2022, I like the rhythm]

(It took effort to find ones that I wanted to share, oof. If you find this difficult just know you're not alone. I usually like my writing, but turns out it's hard to take something you created and go hey, look, I'm proud of this. But we can do it.)

Alright, of course anyone who sees this is welcome to join, and tag the writers you know so we can all be uh writerly together :") but to start it off, no pressure tags @howmanyholesinswisscheese, @1800ineedshelp, @queermarzipan, @thescholarlystrumpet, @madfangirlontheloose.

Oh, and also tagging @neil-gaiman, @dduane, @drchucktingle just because maybe if you see this and join in, new writers will find comfort in knowing their role models have ups and downs, good and bad days too :")

Have a lovely day, everyone, and keep writing.