#bro man that’s actually sick wth I went as lister to school once :D

[timelydoseoflister]

Bro i have a silly confession to make Lord Cloister the stupid. When i was in 5th grade (year 5? In primary? Its elementary school.) I asked my parents if i can dressed up as Crowley from Good Omens. They both said no because how crazy i was about the show. So then around October i asked my mom if i can dressed up as Lister. This was back when i thought Rimmer and Lister are my real parents. (Classic 10 year old me). My mom then said yes because it was a cheaper costume to make anyways. (I wouldn't say the cheapest costume yet though. Last year was about 20 - 25 USD) she brought me not so leather jacket, and iron + sewed on paper patches and actual cosplay patches im wearing them as i writting this. I had long hair but not that long enough for being draids. So my hair looks like Raphette Rimmer-Lister then Dave Lister. I do have a London Jets shirt my dad got me during the summer. Halloween wasn't bad but it could been worst. At school (when they used to let students wear costumes...) nobody not even the concilier realized i was wearing a costume. When i tried to conviced them they usually say "oh. We usually meant your age level books (in america)" ... my school was horrible about safety and education for the students. During trick or treating i was around houses and many people were confused. I always tell them that im Dave Lister from Red Dwarf. They laughed and found it silly. Until i explain about the british show.

Thank you for sharing, Anon! Slay those people don’t know a good show even if it saluted at them