#(i would not kill a fucking infant for the record)

[highlynerdy]

Started Novoland Eagle Flag (on @dangermousie 's rec) because there's really nothing airing I'm that interested in after TDHR ended.

First thoughts:

•Holy shit did this production have money! You can smell it. Production value off the charts! It makes me so bummed about some of the more recent cdramas that look so fucking plastic fantastic it hurts my soul.

•Oh. Another secret identity catastrophe calamity inauspicious cdrama baby, huh?? Devout man says we gotta kill a tiny human because the totally not corrupt powers that be stars say so? Cool cool cool. Totally sane and normal to be killing infants.

•What human where would find out that they're the crown prince of a nation ("the youngest inherits the throne" or whatever is a new one for me) and would be totally fine watching the people he grew up with die or become slaves?? Like be so real.

•Uh oh. Uh. Oh. ML looks SOFT™️. In the I must protect at all costs kind of way omg I'm going to be doomed if I stick with this.

•Dad meeting son - "A boy who is traumatized by the battlefield is a coward." Oh hi every terrible parent ever. Mental health whomst? Not herest.

•"You don't take me as your father." No. Fucking. Shit. You are calling the people he has known his entire life slaves and are just fine "giving them away" right in front of his eyes like. Cdrama parents are THE WORST™️

•Okay but like. This was filmed in 2017-2018! It looks so fucking good what the hell! The coloring and lighting are very cinematic, the sound is sometimes terrible in the way that suggests on set recording (my beloved), the costumes and sets look more real than we normally see in newer cdramas.

•The oh so benevolent emperor gave the crown prince title to Asule and is "leaving it up to fate". And he's saying all this horseshit blahblah while the camera pans by his other Photographically Insane looking "Wolf" sons. My guy. You just signed your youngest son's death warrant. A big ol' Shiny Red Button of Doom right above him WHAT THE FUCK. At least the nutter butter advisor seems to get this is WHACK.

•Okay wait though. I just did the math and the ML was only about 20 when this show was filmed and holy shit???

•Seriously still shooketh about the production value gotdamn what are these gorgeous scenes??

•The fact that Asule is so idealistic and kind and "weak" is making me scared for a multitude of reasons. Are they going to break this idealism and in doing so just make him a bit of a monster or at least heartless like everyone else with him becoming unrecognizable in the process? Are they going to try to break this idealism in him and in doing so he breaks irreparably into non functional pieces? Like...shit.

•"Two years later"............

•The foreign envoy wants a prince. Hmm...I wonder who it's going to be.

Yeah okay this is off to a very intriguing start. Already hitting play on ep 2. Don't worry, I won't live watch the rest lol

[tusk-rumours]

sweat & girth — sam winchester/leon kennedy x reader

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wc: i dont fucking know i can’t see

warnings: ?

summary: sam fucks you. ft leon.

a/n: happy new years. everything’s fuzzy. i’m a tad drunk!!!! so i write fanfic at 3am. featuring leon kennedy for @mxilkyways . she’s sleeping next to me. dream about cock my love!!! 🫶🫶🫶🫶

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sam already had you sprawled out on the sheets. you were already breathless from his big hands roaming your skin, his hot breath and lips on your neck. you squirmed underneath him, his lips working harshly on your neck, creating marks and bruises.

“can’t keep still for me, can you, baby?” he breaths out, his fingers squeezing your waist. all you can respond with is a little desperate noise, causing his lips to quirk.

he makes quirk work of your clothes, the humidity making you already sweat. he’s gonna lick it. and you’re gonna like it. yeah, you will, you goddamn dirty freak. me too honestly.

you cant help the moan that leaves you when his palms drag from your shoulders to your hip bones, his fingers hooking into your panties. when he sees your desperate eyes, he pulls them down slowly. you both knew this would happen. it’s new years, and what better way to start the year than you both desperately fucking each other literally into next year? orgasming again and again, with one of the first thing you hear in the next year being his pretty moans?

once your bare, he lets out a moan that honestly exceeds the limit of possible decibels. insane, i know. but you’re hot. and sam totally knows. you’re completely naked, your face desperate and your jaw slack as you wait for him to fill you up with his thick girth. he stretches you horizontally almost as much as vertically. instead, your lover is pushed to the side my strong biceps.

it’s leon kennedy. from resident evil. god damn put those juicy biceps around my neck.

he makes quick work of his belt and leather armour. it’s the hottest goddamn thing you’ve ever seen. almost as hot as tom blyth in billy the kid saying ‘then let’s fight with our fucking fists’ as he takes his belt off in record time. so sexy.

he’s naked before you know it. his long and angry erection is pressed between your stomach and his.

“Fuck, gonna pound you into the new year, mom i’d like to fuck.”

who the fuck says the full abbreviation during sex?? you think. or the full abbreviation??? or that for any instance???? you don’t know, it’s weird. you let him, however, your pussy leaking onto the sheets.

But Sams strong arms are pushing leon before he can penetrate you.

“Get off my sugar cookie!” he exclaims in that sexy, rough yelling voice he has.

he grabs that demon blade, slicing your attackers penis off with one clean cut. it’s stomped on by the buffalo stampede that killed Mufasa.

quick.

“I’m your dom. We signed the contract remember? I i’m don’t make love. I frick, hard.” Christian grey???? ew get tf out.

“EUGH!!!!!!!!!!! GTFU MANGY BITCH!!!!!!”

He cries. You’re triumphant; downing shots like you’re getting paid double for it, like damn will make you cum double the amount of times. that nana GOOD at making you cum. i know.

he’s off you now, ashamed. leon kennedys whimpering in the corner. Get back to being sexy; notherfucker hellloooooo?!?!?!?!!? anyhow, you wanna save leon’s toned abs and girthy cock for later. sams just come back from a hunt, which means sweat.mm

Soon enough you’ve got him on his back. licking with your tongue all his sweat and the sweet taste of your body. He could play in a goddamn rubbish bin and kids ball pit and still be lovely.

Leon laid on the concrete by the rickety bed, his fragile limbs broken.

“Wait— wait! my cocks eleven inches!”

“That won’t even fit. Break it in half and give it to me twice.”

He whimpers, like a scared infant animal retreating

to its cage.

[coochiequeens]

FU ACLU

ByAnna Slatz August 30, 2023

The American Civil Liberties Union in Indiana has filed a lawsuit against the state’s Department of Corrections after a trans-identified male inmate convicted of murdering his infant stepdaughter was denied “gender affirming” surgeries.

The suit, which was filed on August 28, challenges a recently-adopted policy stipulating that the Indiana Department of Corrections (IDOC) cannot provide transgender surgeries to inmates. House Bill 1569, which took effect July 1, bans the spending of state or federal dollars on sexual reassignment surgery for inmates.

According to the complaint, the ACLU is accusing the state of “deliberate indifference to a serious medical need,” arguing that “gender affirming surgeries” are a “medical necessity” for some inmates. The ACLU also states that the policy “discriminates … in violation of the Equal Protection Clause of the Fourteenth Amendment.”

The ACLU brought the case against the state on behalf of a transgender inmate currently serving a 55-year sentence for the horrific murder of his stepdaughter

Autumn Cordellioné, also known as Jonathan C. Richardson, was arrested in 2001 after his 11-month-old stepdaughter died in his care while her mother was at work.

According to court records seen by Reduxx,  Richardson was visited by friends that night who observed he was “acting strangely” and refused to invite them in the house as he normally would.

Despite claiming the little girl was sleeping, Richardson had loud music playing in the home, and his guests noted that he appeared to have a fresh, bleeding tattoo of the child’s name carved into his arm

Jonathan C. Richardson

Later that night, after his friends left, Richardson went to his neighbor and asked him to call 911, claiming the child was unresponsive. When emergency personnel arrived, they were briefly able to resuscitate the girl, but she died shortly after being rushed to the hospital.

Richardson was interviewed by police, who noted he was “calm and unemotional” during questioning, and his story about what happened to the baby changed dramatically over the course of the two interviews conducted.

At first, Richardson claimed he found the baby unresponsive after doing some household chores. But in the next interview, Richardson said the child was being “fussier than usual” and he attempted to throw her up in the air repeatedly in an effort to calm her down. He said her “head bopped forward and back up in a rough type of a manner,” and that the child continued to cry so he proceeded to shake her aggressively in an effort to calm her down.

During a failed appeals hearing, detectives from the case recounted how Richardson “physically showed” how he had manhandled the girl, getting up out of his chair and demonstrating the action in a rough manner.

An autopsy subsequently found that the baby had died of asphyxiation by manual strangulation.

Richardson was booked awaiting a court hearing, and would later tell a prison official “all I know is I killed the little fucking bitch.”

Richardson was found guilty and sentenced to 55 years in prison for the horrific crime.

According to the ACLU’s legal complaint, Richardson began identifying as transgender in 2020 and had been receiving testosterone suppressants and feminizing hormones. But the medications have not reportedly relieved fully Richardson’s “debilitating symptoms of gender dysphoria.”

Using “she/her” pronouns to refer to Richardson, the ACLU’s filing reads: “Accordingly, at this point gender-affirming surgery is necessary so that her physical identity can be aligned with her gender identity.”

Despite only having begun to identify as transgender in 2020, the ACLU claims that Richardson has “identified as a female” since he was 6 years old.

From the ACLU's legal complaint

In addition to hormones, Richardson has been receiving ample accommodations from the IDOC, including being given bras, makeup, panties, and “form-fitting clothing.”

Richardson is currently incarcerated at a men’s facility.

This is not the first time the ACLU has attempted to intervene to protect the gender identity of a violent transgender inmate.

In June, the ACLU came under fire after condemning the state of Florida for not providing “gender-affirming care” to a convicted rapist and murderer prior to his execution.

Duane Owen, who was executed on July 15, had been handed a death sentence after brutally murdering a 38-year-old mother and a 14-year-old girl in 1984. During court proceedings, Owen claimed that he sexually assaulted women as part of a ritual to harvest their hormones, and that he was a transsexual who carried out the sexual violence to “turn himself into a female.”

On June 16, the ACLU, through their official X (formerly Twitter) account, lambasted the state of Florida for refusing to provide “medically necessary gender-affirming care” to Owen. Using feminine pronouns to refer to Owen, the ACLU claimed the state had caused Owen “enormous suffering” and had violated “her right to be free from cruel and unusual punishment for the more than 30 years she was in state custody.”

Earlier this year, Reduxx exclusively revealed that the ACLU in New Jersey had represented a transgender diaper fetishist in a case that would ultimately result in male inmates being transferred to the state’s women’s prison.

In August of 2019, the American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey (ACLU-NJ) filed a lawsuit against the state Department of Corrections on behalf of Danielle Demers but protected his identity. The suit argued that a “woman” named “Sonia Doe” had been “imprisoned for the past seventeen months in men’s prisons,” a situation that was said to constitute “cruel and unusual punishment.”

In June of 2021, the state of New Jersey reached a settlement with the ACLU-NJ and agreed to adopt major reforms to prison policies which would allow housing according to a self-declared and subjective ‘gender identity’ rather than on biological sex. The policy has since resulted in multiple extremely violent male offenders being transferred to the Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for women.

According to testimonies provided to Reduxx from women incarcerated at Edna Mahan Correctional Facility for Women (EMCF), among the first men to be transferred to the prison after Demers and the ACLU-NJ were victorious in their lawsuit was a convicted killer who had beaten a prostituted woman to death and drank her blood.

Other violent male inmates currently incarcerated at the facility thanks to the ACLU’s efforts include Marina Volz, who sexually tormented his own 7-year-old daughter to make “transgender porn,” and Dejshontaye Goddeszholliwould, who stabbed his aunt to death.

[positivementalaxolotl]

In the US, if someone commits the most HEINOUS crime you can think of, they almost always get to live their lives. The death penalty is not only INCREDIBLY controversial, but also almost never actually used. Since the 80's it's averages about 50-ish people per year, and the last several years has been closer to 20-ish. Remember- this is out of the approx. 1440 (in 2018 according to Pew Research Center on the analysis of the federal judiciary) yearly that are convicted of a crime (Please also keep in mind that of the calls made about a crime only 2% of them actually make it to court, but of that 2%, 90% are found guilty.) People who are given the death penalty are less than 2% of the less than 2% convicted of a crime (No that was NOT a typo) When we put people in jail, we do so in hopes that they will become better people. (Or at least that's what we're being told the reason they are is) People who do bad things CAN turn themselves around. They just need to be given the resources to do so.

So why in the hell is the fucking USA saying that killing 3 times the amount of people deemed as okay? Not only killing, but without a proper jury and fair trial? Why in such a HORRIFIC way? Bombs? Mass Shootings? Stopping resources at the gates? This is absolutely NOT what the US should be standing for: We are suppose to be working under the belief that EVERYONE deserves a fair trial, regardless of any beliefs, evidence, or witnesses at the crime scene at the time of the crime. Even if a thousand people saw the murder of a man in person without the ability to hurt anyone else, that murderer would be given a fair trial. There are tens of thousands of people being murdered in Palestine. Why are more CHILDREN dying than the alleged original attack against Israel? Why are men with no evidence of affiliation with any terrorists being ripped away from their families and used as human meat shields? Why are so many people being starved, dehydrated, bombed, shot, and displaced instead of being brought to a fair court room? Israel got the rights to a fair hearing, yet their victims have not.

This is all also assuming that everyone in Palestine is guilty! The VAST majority of people in Palestine are not terrorists. The majority of the deaths in Palestine have been children, that's more children specifically that are recorded dead than Israel has claimed died during the attacks in early October. There is no possible way that the infants, toddlers, and young children that have died could have been a guilty member of a terrorist group. They would be victims as well, not deserving of being killed. And yet here we are.

I cannot express my deep sorrow for those in Palestine. I cannot even begin to imagine what it's like being displaced, starved, and bombed as I watch my loved ones pass away and kidnapped. However, I hope I'm able to convey my hope. My belief that everyone in Palestine will be free. Please, contact whoever you can in the US. I don't care if it's only your neighbor, a representative, or Genocide Joe himself. Please Free Palestine.

[real-godzekiel]

my OC girl_Ghost (singular)

click readmore for info on the character, if you want

The text here is WRONG it's girl_Ghost

girl_Ghost is an overpowered entity that can take "overwrite" the "spirit" of anything and living organism and control and modify them as she pleases. every being drawn in the image is her, but they weren't always her. of course, in some cases she tries to create bodies for herself to the point that it's almost like they always were her but in most cases she finds subjects.

if the subjects are alive, she "kills" them by completing erasing their spirit in an instaneous, painless and unnoticeable way. then she will take their "bodies" and become them. then she tries to be them until she feels that that it doesn't fit her. after that, she will take the body away to her dimension because once she starts taking control of a body of thing she cannot leave it. she lives in millions of bodies simultaneously, due to this.

because the effects it may have in society, she erases every trace of the body or thing's influences. that is to say once she stops trying to be a person, for example, she will erase all memories and records of that person ever existing in case it causes unmanageable troubles. she doesn't create a blue glowing effect immediately after taking a subject to become. of course she doesn't do that all the time. how else could she be them without others noticing a difference? (although in some cases where she doesn't want to take a body she will do the glow right away if she wants to fuck with someone)

either way. girl_Ghost wants to find the perfect physical identity. she can never get it right. she went from small infants to scientists to cats to boats to buildings to books to zombies to horrific lab experiments. but eventually it would always be wrong.

luckily, she has many hobbies that are unrelated to this seemingly unachievable she has devoted her entire existence and unfolding to. she likes playing and fucking around with people and things she doesn't want to take, sometimes. sometimes she plays around in a way that seems helpful and empathetic. unfortunately, she doesn't understand human feelings and behaviour very well. she knows pleasure and pain (especially physical), but other lives and experiences seems to interfere when she tries to be 1 thing. that's why, for a lot of the times she had to take living bodies to her dimension it's because she has revealed one way or another to the family and friends that the girl they're talking with is not the girl they knew. she blames her clumsiness.

she has a no idea of what she started off as. maybe the first thing she was was a person, or some other thing. she forgot. sometimes she would stumble across a memory that feels like something long long ago, but she can't ever be sure. they all mix together. she can only pretend.

another thing you might have noticed is how despite the uncertainty girl_Ghost has with her identity, she seems to be positive about her gender. so yes, she almost exclusively takes objects that seems feminine to her in one way or another. bodies are a little harder to say. i don't know how she would do it as she doesn't exactly have ways to read people's minds without taking their bodies,but the idea is that she will take bodies based on the original spirit's gender identity. so yes trans women but not binary men.

[aajjks]

mommy issues!JK

nara looks at jungkook confused.

“shut up. what are you in here for? and quit talking about my medication. quit acting like you give a fuck about me”

it’s true. nara’s father has never liked jungkook, especially her mother. despite them being close with the jeon’s there was something about jungkook that seemed off. once the jang’s caught wind of jungkook’s mistake, they signed the official documents to cease any ties with the jeon’s in case his secret became public.

thankfully, it never happened but jungkook was disowned by his family and left to raise his infant child on his own. when nara heard he was working for a banking company, she hired someone to track jungkook’s records which led her to becoming the CEO of his company after begging her father to buy it.

when she laid eyes on jungkook, she couldn’t believe it was really him. he wasn’t the same scrawny kid she was engaged to. he was a man, a grown man. his body was lean, built, and his face, despite still looking baby-like, had matured as well. someone who looked like him by her side would surely turn heads and her theory was proven correct at the charity ball.

both of their faces were plastered all over the media and some news outlets labeled them ‘korea’s best looking couple.’ putting fame aside, she still wanted jungkook. she knew she could treat him better than anyone ever has no matter what her family would say.

but then there’s you.

you who was obviously not interested in jungkook at the charity event. you who was obviously using him. you who stole his heart before she was given a fair chance.

nara will always hate ever fiber of your being. you don’t deserve him and you’ll never understand him like she can. you’re just a pretty face with a smoking body, that’s it. but nara knows she’s prettier, she’s hotter, and more deserving of jungkook than you. he just doesn’t see it. he just doesn’t know it.

“you won’t be telling my father anything, jungkook. this is between me and you. you fucked up when you went against my orders and kissed that bitch. it’s all YOUR fault” nara exclaims as she sets her pen and paper down and gets closer to jungkook.

“i dare you to tell my parents because if you do, i’ll tell your father and mother about your whereabouts. i’ll tell them you lied to your son about his mother and i’ll tell y/n that you killed—,”

before nara could finish her venomous sentence, she hears loud bangs coming from outside her window.

*BANG*

*BANG*

*BANG*

nara goes to her window to inspect what’s going on outside and what she sees has her heart sinking into her stomach: you. with a metal bat. her rolls royce. “WHAT THE FUCK?!!! THAT’S MY CAR!!!” yells nara. she pushes past jungkook and leaves the office in a hurry.

“duuuudeee!!! is that y/n?” gasps eunwoo who was quite surprised to see you vandalizing; demolishing her expensive vehicle.

the windows are shattered, the paint is scratched, you sliced her tires, and you even fucked up the interior of her car. the cherry on top? white spray paint that reads: NARA IS A WHORE.

“YOU BITCH!!!!”

“come near my workplace again and your car won’t be the only thing i fuck up. it’ll be you next”

~🫧

This is so embarrassing and all of this is escalating way too fast for his liking. He didn’t expect you coming to his workplace.

But this is what she deserves. She had no right to embarrass you like that, it’s about time that someone puts her in her place.

“Y-Yn- come with me.” Jungkook tries to approach you but you look really scary right now, Jungkook walks past Nara and grabs your hand.

“You shouldn’t have taken it to such a cheap level. Fucking cheap!” Jungkook glares at Nara because she started this.

Eunwoo winks at the both of you, as he greets you. “Hi yn… honestly I like you a lot.” He says, giving you his approval.

Nara is busy glaring at the three of you. Jungkook takes you to the parking lot because if he took you into the office, Nara will cause a whole fucking scene and he cannot afford more drama right now

“OK calm down she deserved it. I’m so proud of you.” Jungkook takes you to the side, Nara is a bitch.

You don’t look like the type to invite drama but you won’t hesitate to finish it.

But as he’s talking to you, he sees Nara glaring at you, rushing towards you both.

Oh no.

[obiwon-shenobi]

The funniest (laugh else you go crazy haha) thing about Azulon and The Phoenix King of Getting His Butt Whooped™️ is that… they just thought the avatar was dead?

Yall assumed by massacring ALL the airbenders “fixed” your avatar problem? Did it not dawn on them when they weren’t reborn that perhaps, just maybe, the fire nation FAILED its mission?

“But what if the cycle was broken—” you heard useless ass Roku, gotta be in the avatar state to kill Raava. Or as Korra demonstrated—Raava pulled from you.

At no point did it mention killing an infant baby or young child human as ways to break the cycle.

Bigotry makes you forget the avatar is an ever occurring phenomenon. Cuz why did they assume “no airbenders? No avatar!”

Yes ofc they took northern water tribespeople, but not for the expressed purpose of avatar farming.

N the earth kingdom??!! lol. Took em this long to get in, and earth avatar would have BEEN fucking their shit up depending on where they were raised (BSS? No. Omashu? Likely!)

They knew they could go after the air nation, no army, no military strategists, Kelsang the only air bender recorded up till now with the chops to save the air nation. An air avatar? Bet, like screaming mountain lions—a false sense of security washes over the fire nation. 100 years?! Yeah! We MURKED that ever-lasting-

I bet the fire lord was not expecting a 12 year old boy to lay waste to his empire off pure shenanigans and vibes alone.

Bigotry makes you forget the avatar is an ever occurring phenomenon. Cuz why did they assume “no airbenders? No avatar!”

If I were Zuko, like truly, the way I’d defect—like you got me out here searching for a DEAD person? 100 years n you want ME TO FIND HIM?! You must have lost your goddamn mind.

I mean look at Iroh, he treated that shit like a vacation 😂

Gahhhhhhhleeeeeeeee, searching for a 100 year old corpse?

Yeah war over, killed my own genocidal father with my own two hands. No, not for glory, cuz he told me earn my honor back via mythological creature. The abuse is crazy but you’re sending me on a wild goose—I hope you n Azulon are kekeing it down in hell, whew bitch. The mf avatar.

This was way longer than intended, but my black ass gotta lot of feelings about Zuko being tasked with finding a 100 year old man with an unconfirmed living status. 😭 woulda been my last straw.

[danidoesathing]

halloween, scream, and the exorcist for the horror asks!!

Halloween: Favorite horror movie of all time?

Either The Thing 1982 or Nope. I physically cannot decide and have seen both an unhealthy amount of time

Scream: What horror movie do you think you’d be able to survive in?

The Borderlands. I am not christian nor will i enter the earth for any fucking reason especially to chase after a guy who has a track record of not leaving things alone and getting people killed because of it. nor am i an infant. therefore i live :D

The Exorcist: If you were able to make your own horror movie villain, what would you call them + what would they be like?

Oh damn i dont know. my Hunt oc Ramona would make a banger horror movie monster simply because she's got a fucked up body horror beast form and no morals. only a thrust for vengence

[czarcaustic]

thoughts on AOS while I watch AOS for the first time (THERE WILL BE SLANDER)

wow this movie is really butch right off the bat... so much action... so much dousing of every corner of the film in shadow

this couple said "Tiberius is a bad name but naming my 2 second old infant son JIM sounds good" assigned 60 year old man at birth

jim almost going over the cliff... gotta hit every movie cliche -_- also what's with the giant rift on the flat plains of Iowa

BABY SPOOOOCK HIS LITTLE FRECKLES oh noooo

"he has human eyes" omg :'(

WINONA RYDER?

zachary quinto's voice has uuuh... no gravitas, I'm sorry guys. he just does not sound like spock to me

oh lord no, jim.... ssshut up and leave uhura alone!!! this movie is such a product of the 2000s.... cool guy main character bothers a woman as flirtation

omg I am hating the dynamic of Uhura as Cool Popular Girl all these random bros feel the need to jump in and defend because she's so hot? my accidental posse I developed by virtue of being Too Hot

kirk grabbing her boobs... wow this movie is so much worse than I thought it would be. I forgot the 2000s was this sexist, which is crazy because I lived it.

"a peacekeeping armada" bro that's just a "woke" way to say military

ok Bones is pretty good

nooooo why is Jim such a pervert freak

- not only did you violate ze RUles - twirls evil moustache-

Oh I REALLY like this Bones

the sounds the enterprise doors make omg it's like a mouse farting -shoop!-

wha- the computer didn't understand chekov's voice??? couldn't he have just spoken russian ??? what is the motivation for speaking english in the world of the universal translator

ok I assume this is like "ahaha imagine if a person had an accent" humour like man... that joke was already overplayed back then

Spock talks like an evil cat

Nero saying "Hulloh!" so casual when being hailed. Hey guys, how's it hangin'?

sksksk Sulu being like yes sir I have hand to hand combat training like yeah boy, I bet you do

"Kirk you're not cleared to be on this mission and should be at home, that's why I'm selecting you as the person I'll send on an even deadlier mission" make it make sense

that's like a head surgeon being like oh ok since you're not cleared to be in the surgery room why don't you just step up here and help me perform the surgery

Kirk's smirk at Spock when Pike gives him XO..... SHUT UP I HATE YOU NASTY MAN

Chris Pine always looks like he's hiding ice cubes in his cheeks

ngl this movie is boring as fuck

Pike is similar to SNW Pike, if you took everything interesting about Anson Mount's Pike and threw it away

omg what?!? what's with the bit where the guy is having too much fun laughing and being jolly to pull his parachute lmao

omg not a hanging off the edge of a cliff scene AGAIN, I can't take this

it's cute having Chekhov accidentally call Spock Commander instead of Captain

Chekov is a gamer, he can lock on

aw he's so cute.

"enah-jyyyzzze" Spock says while popping a squat... wow he's so gay

Vulcan getting sucked into the black hole really looks like a butthole

ok not to do with the movie but I accidentally just wrote "Vulvan"

Spock: ok guys just gonna record my very personal diary right in the middle of the bridge DON'T FOLLOW ME OUT WHEN I STORM OFF IN A DRAMATIC WAY

oh no Uhura's the best girlfriend

wahahaha tying my enemy up on a big slab and shining a light directly in his face and calling him by his first name, hey wait a moment do you guys hear Ghenghis Khan playing

not Spock quoting that Sherlock Holmes bit about the impossible I thought you were supposed to value logic

good arguing between Kirk and Spock though

did Spock just fucking drop Kirk on an inhospitable planet?!?!

oh my fucking god he's evil!

he really said it is logical to straight up kill this man rather than sedate him ok mr megalomaniac

oh nooo jim crying from spock prime's emotional transference, they have so much chemistry

"so you do feel" ok kirk your spock is like, the most emotional young spock of all, he wears his emotions on his sleeve

I love you bug-eyed alien friend of Scotty's

Scotty's whole shindig would hit harder if every person in this movie wasn't like ohhoho I'm the best guy ever at the thing I do within the span of like, a day

Spock Prime saying he learned to cheat by fucking with timelines from Jim, ah yes you love to see it

oh no Scotty got Charlie and The Chocolate Factoried

Spock being one of the antagonists of this movie is so funny

this fight is cringe.....

the little end intercom sound is the exact same starting note as MGMT's Kids

JIM YOU MADE SPOCK LOOK REALLY BAD IN FRONT OF HIS DAD!!!!!

"omg hiii, are we having a weird voyeurism moment in the transport bay?"

"I want Spock dead NOW!" child demands ice cream

OMG THIRD TIME JIM IS DANGLING BY HIS HANDS OFF A CLIFF, c'mon guys these moments are not good enough to demand the rule of threes

the parallel of Spock taking George Kirk's place as the self-destruct pilot - all to save his beautiful wife... Christopher Pike

Spock Prime just being like ah fuck it I'm not worried about Time Fuckery actually... I just needed to make sure you were gonna learn to love Kirk. we respect him for that

imagine if your future self was like hey I decided I don't care about temporal directives so I'm choosing to meet you but I did care so much about you learning to love and trust my best friend that I set up a scenario which would trauma bond the two of you to ensure you'd be friends and you're just like oh yeah I guess that's a normal situation to have with your platonic bro

Kirk got Captaincy of the Enterprise through uuuh... committing mutiny to save the ship, they were just like yeah ok I guess we'll give this ship to you now instead of it being like, an experience based thing. imagine if that's how it worked in real life.

in conclusion it just ain't my beloved SNW

[audreyrambles]

03/08/23

heyyyyy long time no talk, basically everything is going okay, good even, me and my love interest got together and have been dating for almost half a year now, I graduated last month, turn eighteen in a couple days and am going for my license in a few weeks, so things have been looking up

but of course I dont come on here when things are going good, hense the very long absence.

so of course, here is my problem of the day:

my sister came back from uni to live with us again.

now hold on now yall, I know I sound awful and this whole thing is gonna sound awful but I do love her dearly and im very glad shes home, this is all just coming from a new place of frustration.

I want nothing more than to get my shit together and begin my adult life, but of course just as I start to get that sense of normalcy, she comes home and absolutely demolishes my plans because suddenly my mother is catering to her.

I have to be driven to school everyday and plan my life around my moms simply because my sister needs the car.

yes I understand that shes older and that getting a ride to her hospital job is probably less than convenient and ideal, but im not even fucking considered in this family

we bought a new car to share amongst the siblings and low and behold just as I thought suddenly what was meant to be for US is now for HER.

fuck off.

seriously???

I will always be the stupid fucking baby of the family and it literally makes me wanna rip my hair out and kill mysef.

she’s literally twenty six and is nowhere near independence. I know the economy is bad and she cant afford it, but maybe she’d be in a better spot financially if she didnt spend thousands of dollars going across the country.

I dunno, just for the record, I will not be like her OR my brother

I love them both so much, but I refuse to follow their footsteps cause to be honest, that would be embarrassing…

I need to prove my own worth cause clearly my own family see’s me as some fucking infant who cant take care of herself so they actively just continue to treat me like im five.

my hatred for this treatment will drive me to be more successful and I refuse to fall behind due to their negative pressures.

I wish theyd just let me grow up in peace, because all I do is build resentment for them.

[tank-grunt]

follow my logic here - his parents have 5 and 7 nice points unlike his measly 2 nice points. i do not buy the idea that anything buzz became is something his parents forced on him, alright? but his bio says he used to enjoy barbershop quartet, but why he stopped is classified information. if it was just pressure from his parents to conform to some stupid ideal, it wouldn't really be classified information. like for the record i know the classified information is like, a joke on the part of the devs. but regardless.

and the extremes he goes to involving aliens in sims 2 psp, when no one else cares that much about aliens and the only discrimination or violence committed against aliens is textually on his orders... are a bit much, contextually? straight up, he had someone killed and he had an infant locked up in classified areas as soon as it was taken into custody. because they were aliens. kind of extreme from a guy who has no personal involvement with aliens beyond having beef with ONE (1) guy who he pretends to be chill with to his face, in a setting where no one actually cares that much about aliens. xenophobia against aliens and supernaturals is like an active gameplay aspect of sims 3 and 4 but it's not really in sims 2. and even once johnny escapes div47 literally no one cares or minds that some alien is among them now. so like, its super fucking extreme for the setting. this isn't just some kind of normalized bigotry he would have internalized based on societal norms. it's JUST him. not even tank is that bad, based on the fact johnny explicitly hates buzz but not tank.

however the catch is that he's legally allowed to shoot down aliens, but he's not legally allowed to hold pt9 and his family prisoner on the base without pt9's consent. he had to actively deceive pt9, and he's had to be cordial to pt9's face for countless years. that means that the setting is one where he would face repercussions for discriminating against aliens unless under specific circumstances and he knows it. it's not easily justified for holding the smith family or tycho in custody without permission from a guardian - in this case pt9 and vidcund respectively - but there is an avenue for him to be able to legally execute another alien. what gives him just cause? why is he able to legally get away with all that. why does he alone care so damn much.

but lets say that he had been personally abducted at some point, if being abducted in some way hindered his dreams and previous career... well, then, suddenly it all makes more sense, i think. it gives him internal and external justification for being an outlier of pure xenophobia in a setting that otherwise doesn't really have it, and gives him avenue to legally act against what he perceives as the alien menace....... and then the way he acts towards his kids also makes more sense, too, cuz i do not buy the idea buzz is just raising them the way he was raised! and i do not buy the idea lyla would have married buzz and had three kids with him if he wasn't, at some point, someone perfectly normal and fine to be with! theres so little that can so drastically change a person on this timescale...

so... an abduction. a traumatizing experience with extraterrestrial life. and possibly an unwanted pregnancy, maybe. that would change you quick and probably ruin any previous careers in one fell swoop. ruin your marriage. worsen your relationship with your kids. it can work as a pretty solid legal defense for, you know, authorizing the execution of ta-7 and all. and in works of fiction it's not uncommon for experiences with ufo being the catalysts for normal civilians to become involved with top secret alien-related military bullshit like the MIB and what not (all things that buzz is involved with in s2psp)

buzz's entire narrative in both the pc and psp versions of sims 2 would make more sense if he had been personally abducted even once

[coochiequeens]

He killed a literal baby. And now he wants to sue the state for damages?!

By Anna Slatz February 14, 2024

A trans-identified male currently serving a 55-year sentence for the murder of his infant stepdaughter has launched a lawsuit against the Chaplain at his prison after he was allegedly denied a hijab despite identifying as a Muslim woman. Autumn Cordellioné, previously known as Jonathan C. Richardson, is seeking $150,000 in damages.

As previously reported by Reduxx, Cordellioné was first arrested in 2001 after his 11-month-old stepdaughter died in his care while her mother was at work. The night of the infant’s death, Cordellioné had been visited by friends who later told police that he had been “acting strangely.”

Despite claiming the little girl was inside sleeping, Cordellioné had loud music playing in the home, and his guests noted that he appeared to have a fresh, bleeding tattoo of the child’s name carved into his arm.

Autumn Cordellioné as of August 2023. Photo Courtesy: Indiana Department of Corrections.

Later that night, after his friends left, Cordellioné went to his neighbor and asked him to call 911, claiming the child was unresponsive. When emergency personnel arrived, they were briefly able to resuscitate the girl, but she died shortly after being rushed to the hospital. 

Cordellioné was interviewed by police, who noted he was “calm and unemotional” during questioning, and his story about what happened to the baby changed dramatically over the course of the two interviews conducted.

At first, Cordellioné claimed he found the baby unresponsive after doing some household chores. But in the next interview, Cordellioné said the child was being “fussier than usual” and he attempted to throw her up in the air repeatedly in an effort to calm her down. He said her “head bopped forward and back up in a rough type of a manner,” and that the child continued to cry so he proceeded to shake her aggressively in an effort to calm her down.

During a failed appeals hearing, detectives from the case recounted how Cordellioné “physically showed” how he had manhandled the girl, getting up out of his chair and demonstrating the action in a rough manner.

An autopsy subsequently found that the baby had died of asphyxiation by manual strangulation. Cordellioné was booked awaiting a court hearing, and would later tell a prison official “all I know is I killed the little fucking bitch.”

Cordellioné was found guilty and sentenced to 55 years in prison for the horrific crime. He is currently incarcerated at the Branchville Correctional Facility, an institution for male offenders.

Last August, Cordellioné joined forces with the American Civil Liberties Union to sue the Indiana Department of Corrections, citing “discrimination” on the basis of his gender identity. That case is currently in progress.

But Reduxx has now learned that that Cordellioné has also launched a separate suit against the prison’s Chaplain, Tony Gray. Gray has been a Chaplain at the facility since 2014, and volunteered at the institution prior to being offered an official role.

Branchville Chaplain Tony Gray. Photo Source: Indiana Department of Corrections

In the lawsuit, filed on November 3, 2023, Cordellioné accuses Gray of violating his First, Eighth, and Fourteenth Amendment constitutional rights.

According to court records obtained by Reduxx, the incident of complaint took place in May of 2023 after Gray informed Cordellioné that he was not allowed to don a hijab outside of his cell. In response, Cordellioné said: “I wear the hijab in order to cover my head and ears for modesty purposes, as I am an Islamic practicing transwoman.”

At the time, Cordellioné’s registered religion was “Wiccan” and Gray pointed that out, to which Cordellioné replied that he was an “eclectic practitioner who is a member of the Theosophical Society in America.”

The Theosophical Society is headquartered in Chennai, India, and is considered an “esoteric new religious movement.” Founded in 1875, it describes itself as a “unsectarian body of seekers after Truth,” and its practitioners appear to dabble in the philosophy and beliefs of multiple religions simultaneously. One of its founders is Russian mystic Helena Petrovna Blavatsky, who stated in 1889 that “the purpose of establishing the Society was to prepare humanity for the reception of a World Teacher.”

Cordellioné is claiming that his equal protection rights were violated when he was barred from wearing a hijab outside of his cell, noting that male Muslims in the facility are allowed to wear kufis or taqiyah — a short, rounded brimless prayer cap.

“Islamic faith mandates the wearing of a kufi for males … Islamic faith also mandates females of the faith wear hijabs when outside the home and when not amongst men of their family. Tony Gray allows male Muslims to wear their sufis, but denies me, a transwoman, the same privilege.”

From the legal complaint filed by Cordellioné.

Cordellioné also alleges that Gray’s refusal to allow him to wear a hijab violated his eighth amendment rights against cruel and unusual punishment. In his argument, Cordellioné claims the he was subjected to “harassment and ridicule” by the Islamic community in his prison because he had not been allowed to wear a hijab.

“[Gray] should be aware, as Chaplain, the stigma and shame that is attributed to Islamic women when they go uncovered and without a hijab,” Cordellioné writes in his complaint. “Women are viewed as whores, tempters of men, and adulterators; by Islamic society both in and out of prison. I have been shunned, made a social pariah, and amongst my own religious community.”

He continues: “Without the support of the Islamic community, I will struggle and likely fail to achieve salvation for by [sic] Mohammed’s teachings a Muslim who knows of the teachings, yet strays from them, will never reach heaven.”

In his stated request for relief, Cordellioné is seeking the ability to wear his hijab in prison, as well as $150,000 in compensation.

Since filing, there has been some back-and-forth with the court surrounding Cordellioné’s financial situation, with the court requesting a nominal initial filing fee of $36.55, but Cordellioné claiming he does not have the money to pay it. If he cannot demonstrate deficiency in the time the court has specified, his case might be dismissed.

[thanksjro]

More Than Meets the Eye #49 — Guys, This One Was Kinda Fucked Up

Sunder’s got his magic eyes in and is currently eating Skids’s brain. Not to worry though, because Dr. Rung of the Pious Pools, PhD, psy-op specialist and master of stick-fu, who goads people into shooting infants and also himself, is handling the situation.

Well, thank god we’re minding our Ps and Qs with the literal serial killer.

Sunder, of course, doesn’t see why Rung’s so upset, as he believes himself to be doing Skids a favor by unearthing his repressed memories. Honestly, I think if he’d asked first, Skids would’ve been all for it. Maybe not the cannibalism aspect of this activity, but the unearthing for sure.

Hopping back into those memories, we skip forward a bit, as Tarn comes in to check on Skids’s progress for fixing the teleport machine. He transforms, because we need to reiterate that he really fucking loves transforming. Snare is also here. You remember Snare? The man who’s never seen his feet? He’s here too. Weird that he keeps finding himself dealing with the worst of the Decepticon upper command.

Anyway, Skids and Tarn have worked out a little deal, where Skids fixes Grindcore’s teleporters, in exchange for the release of fifty Autobot prisoners. If Skids doesn’t manage to do it, Tarn will kill 500 prisoners as punishment. Which is sort of like decimation, with deci- times the slaughter. Luckily, Skids is god’s favorite little man, and Tarn seems aware of it, as he congratulates him on a job well done. Then he throws him back in his cell, where Quark is waiting to make fun of him for smiling like a doofus over having gotten in Tarn’s good graces.

Quark doesn’t trust Tarn to keep his word, and thinks that Skids is a fucking moron for having faith in the guy with all this power over their lives. Skids admits that while Tarn probably isn’t going to keep his word, it’s still better that their mass teleportation machine is working again, so that prisoners can at least be transported to do slave labor on other planets, where they’ll need to be fed and kept alive, unlike Grindcore.

That’s when the radio cuts on, playing a song that would one day become infamous for its implications— The Empyrean Suite.

...But I’m sure it’s fiiiiiiine!

Back in the present, Froid’s unlocking Sunder’s cell and taking off his handcuffs, just in time for the flamebots to show back up and tell him to cut that shit out. Sunder, of course, does his thing, and Rung and Skids watch in horror as something super gross happens off-panel, complete with wet, squishy SFX. Rung also transmits something via his recorder thumb, likely a warning to the others on the ship. But we won’t know for sure for a bit, because now we’re jumping forward in time.

Over in the maximum security section of the Lost Light’s brig, we finally see Mr. Pugface Charisma himself, strung up and restrained in a way reminiscent of how Alternate Rung was in the epilogue of the “Elegant Chaos” storyline, but decidedly hornier. Tailgate zips by on his hoverboard, apparently having woken up at some point. Seems like he’s doing fine, though, so I’m not too worried about how long he slept.

Tailgate isn’t thrilled to have run into Getaway, and is even more displeased when Getaway refuses to speak to him about what exactly is happening; everything is dark, everyone else has disappeared, someone’s graffitied the walls, and there’s a bunch of greebled orbs laying around.

Tailgate shows Getaway Cyclonus’s vial of innermost energon that he left by his bedside (aw, he does love him!), then tells Getaway to go fuck himself, punching the steel plate door to his cell and shattering the windows as he does. Of course, Getaway genuinely does have a reason for not speaking to Tailgate, so it’s not like he’s being intentionally petty.

Now who was the sadistic little bastard who decided that he needed his limbs off and voice taken away? This is some freak shit right here, this is borderline fetish material.

Tailgate goes to investigate one of the weird greeble orbs, and Rung, Skids, and Froid show up just in time to warn him not to touch it, as it’s actually one of the crew members, having been turned inside out, thanks to Sunder making them think that’s what shape they need to be. It’s fucked up. This is a fucked up storyline. Tailgate’s most worried about Cyclonus though, as should be clear by his vial lanyard. He grabs Rung by the arm and demands to know where his not-boyfriend is.

It turns out that after Megatron heard that a guy with eyeballs that make you turn into a bowl of haggis was loose onboard the ship, he turned the lights out and had everyone lock themselves in their rooms. So Cyclonus is probably in habsuite 14, staring out the window, which he was probably going to do anyway. Very little about today is switching up his standard routine.

Rung and company aren’t locked up because they’re looking for Chromedome, so he can put Skids’s memories into the proper lockbox in his head, seeing as he’s gonna die if he recalls them too fast. Rung’s also out here to yell at Froid, because he can’t fucking believe he’d go and get close to a guy who’s got Megatron turning out the lights and hiding. Froid, however, swears his motives are purely professional.

Skids starts groaning again, which means that Sunder is nearby, and sure enough, the brain goblin comes ‘round the corner not a moment later.

In the flashback, Tarn is congratulating Skids on a job well done, then shows him proof of the fifty prisoners having been let out of Grindcore, now roaming around in the Manganese Mountains. Because the last time Roberts had robots holed up in the mountains, it worked out so very well for everyone.

Skids tries to sweeten the deal for next time, but Tarn says that he’s no longer useful to have around, since he’s an Autobot, and Snare watched him do all the stuff that fixed the teleporters. However, Tarn would be loathe to let Skids’s good deed go unpunished.

Don’t worry about the corpses in the background; they’re part of the decor.

Skids, however, is a selfless little man, and he has the bright idea to ask if he can give his free ride to someone else.

Back in the present, Froid is trying to run away from the monster he helped create, and it gets him about as far as you’d expect, as he explodes into a beautiful spaghetti flower and then orbs up. It looks like Rung, Skids, and Tailgate are next, but luckily there’s still a hero left to save the day.

Careful now, Tailgate, you’re a (possibly(accidentally)) married man!

Thunderclash and Megatron chase after Sunder, taking a moment to note that one of the balls in this corridor is Rodimus, while Chromedome sticks his fingers in the holes in Skids’s compartmentalization. Rung and Tailgate also run off to face Sunder, Rung claiming to have an ace up his sleeve.

Megatron and Thunderclash catch up to Sunder in the shuttle bay as he’s entering his ship, which makes Megatron remember something very important: Septre was a fucking ship.

Honestly, I’m surprised this doesn’t happen more often.

Thunderclash isn’t concerned with Sunder now being the size of a McMansion, claiming that he must be scared, considering he’s stopped using his black speech bubbles. Apparently those were meant to convey a “Mortilus impersonation”. Why they know what their gods are supposed to sound like isn’t addressed.

Sunder makes a speech about being too hardcore to be afraid of death, because he’s a mnemosurgeon and eats memories and flies around in his brother’s corpse. Then he orbs Thunderclash, husband of millions, thus officially barring himself from the kingdom of heaven. This is the point where Rung attacks him with his fleet of model ships, which are apparently also RC planes. This plan only works for a moment, because, again, Sunder is currently the size of a house.

Megatron, having been knocked down in the direction of the fusion cannon Thunderclash had been wearing, is in the perfect position to strap it on and blow this giant hungry bitch away. However, he probably knows that if he resorts to violence, Rodimus will take away his Rodimus Star for abandoning his evil ways. Tailgate, no doubt frustrated by Megatron trying to talk down the guy who keeps haggising the crew, takes matters into his own hands.

No, he couldn’t do that before. Tailgate himself isn’t sure why exactly he can suddenly pick up midlife crisis purchases and hurl them with enough force to incapacitate serial killers. We’ll have to get Velocity on this, since she’s the only doctor left on the ship.

Because Rung is resigning.

When Rung sent that recording of Froid and his conversation, as a way to warn Megatron of the danger on the ship, it also included their little argument over being “too close” to patients, and Rung’s delicensing. Knowing that more than one other person is privy to his crimes, Rung’s decided to beat things to the punch and retire, as if the Lost Light could afford to lose their mental health specialist, even if he does suck absolute dick. Megatron seems to see it that way, anyhow, suggesting that Rung still tell his patients about not being licensed, but let them decide if they still want to see him anyway.

Rung calls him a stupid fuck in the most polite way possible, then leaves, just as Rodimus is arriving. Megatron makes a pun, then we get the skinny on what’s going on with Tailgate. As best as Velocity can figure, the background radiation caused by quantum travel, combined with being stressed the fuck out by Cyclonus being shot and seemingly killed in front of him, caused his spark to evolve. Which is a much better deal than what I’d assume that sort of thing would do for a human being. I figure that’d be a heart attack situation.

Rodimus wants to know what happened with Sunder in the shuttle bay, and why Megatron tried to talk him down instead of firing. Megatron’s figured that he’s tried the way of violence for the last several million years, and he’s really trying to be better than that now, even if it gets people hurt. He’s a pacifist now. Which sucks, because it’s probably going to bite both him and those around him in the ass later, and also he’ll never be Vash the Stampede, so he really shouldn’t even bother trying.

Getting back to the flashback (sort of, anyway; Skids isn’t remembering this next part, it’s more for us as the readers to get closure) Quark’s queued up for the teleporter, having been given Skids’s spot. He’s gonna be doing hard labor on “New Tarn”. Skids is also here, having apparently touched Tarn’s cold, dead heart with his kindness. Everyone loads up into the teleporter, and it looks like everything’s gonna be just fine!

I said EVERYTHING’S GONNA BE JUST FINE.

The music comes on, significantly louder in this chamber, and Skids is suddenly teleported out and away, Quark screaming for him as he disappears. He arrives in Tarn’s office, where he’s leaning on his desk and drinking out of his fancy little decanter, waiting for the show to start. Skids knows by this point that the machine he was sent to fix was in actuality a smelter, and Tarn explains that they need that fancy shmancy sentio metallico to build bodies for their upcoming MTO forces. Then he drags Skids over to the window and melts the belief in a loving god out of his head.

And that’s a series wrap on Quark! Let’s give him a hand, folks!

...Nobody tell Brainstorm about this.

[autumnmongrel]

He could tell that this man was trying to get to know him and it wasn't that he was closed off, quite the opposite actually. That being said Akihiro had to have a reason to open up to someone. He had gotten better about that over the years, but some times it was more fun to fall back into old habits. Sure, Akihiro found Wade incredibly annoying, but he could also dish that out. It would seem that Wade's behavior was either his emotional shield or it was his way of showing affection, hard to say which it was, maybe both.  Yeah, so Akihiro's father, Logan Howlett, was a huge man slut and had graced this world with many, many, children, and thereby Akihiro had a lot of siblings out there. Akihiro had met a few of them, by this point. Some interactions were positive while others where less than ideal, most either began or ended in a fight, sometimes both. Akihiro always had fun, regardless of intended or not, begining or end, or all of the above. In his experience the word family meant very little. His mother, Itsu, died when he was an infant, his father thought that he was dead, then Akihiro was given to a prominent couple to take care of. They gave him the name Akihiro, initially then tried to take it from him when they had their own biological child. It made Akihiro so angry that he trie to kill his little brother. The woman, Natsumi,  who was taking care of him in his mother's stead took him out to a forest, calling him '駄犬'' (Daken), meaning 'mongrel' to his face this time, rather than in secret to her husband, Akihira. Natsumi left Akihiro in the forest, abandoning him. After that the young wolverine pup learned how to manipulate people. He desperately wanted control in his own life, he wouldn't let anyone else control him, or his life, ever again and family meant just that. Or so he thought. 

"I'm glad you like it. It's what's keeping me from trying to kill you, and since you can't die.....Well, let's just say I really enjoy a good challenge." His tone turning one of almost arrogance with morethan a little bit of a hint of snark to it. Akihiro snickered at Wade's attempt at deflecting his 'Telletubby' insult That was more than a little funny, and a little sad but he was right.

"Okay, Okay. Ya got that right. You're not as off putting as a goddamnm, Telletubby. Those guys are creepy as fuck. You're more like my father's blow-up doll. Be careful, he got claws. Don't want ya t' deflate." Chuckling confidently as he stuck a single finger out and poked Wade in the side as though he was popping a Wade-shaped ballon, slowly and softly, then pulling his hand away at a normal pace. Akihiro sighed at this mans continous attempts to befriend him. Fine, if his father's new dick-sleeve wants to be freinds, then Akihiro will ive it an attempt but he isn't going to make it easy on him. 

"I am Akihiro and for the record Laura is cooler than everyone but I'm the best. I am the greastest fighter out of my siblings, and I am even greater than my dad is. One day I'll prove it to everyone, how great I am. You better remember that." There was no malice, or anger or any emotion behind his words, in his tone, or in his general energy or aura. Akihiro fully beleived what he was saying, he was confident, calm, his eyes steeled and staring at Wade. 

"Look I'm givin ya a chance, here. No strings attached. That's rare for me. Don't make me regret it." Akihiro's expression soften as he reminded himself that he came on a little strong sometimes, not giving people a chance, and sometimes not showing people that he was giving them a chance when he was. Akihiro was a little rough around the edges, like most of Logan's offspring.

@ontheticktick

@autumnmongrel

If someone could ever SUFFER THROUGH the gestation period that it took in order to get to know Wade Wilson, they found out very quickly that he had a METHOD TO HIS MADNESS, and he was someone that cared a LOT MORE than he let on. Sometimes his method of SHOWING THAT LOVE was...

Well. INEFFECTIVE, to put it very politely.

This entire display that Wade was putting on in this case had more to do with needing to know just how much HIMSELF he could be around this kid of Logan's. One of the MANY. His little PROMISCUOUS PEANUT. Man had at least 19 other little BABY HOWLETTS roaming around the globe somewhere.

Wade had learned to appreciate the concept of a FOUND FAMILY though, a concept that he hadn't realized how much he needed until he finally got it.

He wasn't BLISSFULLY UNAWARE that he was blowing it by any means, he was simply incapable of SHUTTING THE ENTIRE FUCK UP...unless he was made to do so.

Thankfully, Wade understood the universal motion to STOP, and had done so. Based on Wade's read of the other man's mood, and his MANNERISMS, it seemed that he wasn't as ready to GO FERAL as one might expect. That was something fascinating to behold.

Wade even went as far as to take a DEEP, APPARENT BREATH along with Akihiro and exhaled with just as much emphasis. "It's a great technique," he mused quietly, "breathing has really kept me alive."

He wondered briefly what this man's DUMBASS limit was, and he was glad to have been muttering mostly under his breath. That subtlety though was about to be kicked out of his efforts altogether.

"HEY..." Wade placed his hands upon his hips and narrowed his eyes. "First of all, I may be ugly, but I am NOT as off-putting as a fucking TELETUBBY, okay?" The Merc folded his arms over his chest.

"Let's start over." He seemed to have calmed suddenly and significantly. "My name is WADE WILSON. Gotta say, Laura is a little cooler than you AESTHETIC-WISE, but that's not to say I don't appreciate everything you've got goin' on."

[whoslaurapalmer]

lulu watches doctor who; a good man goes to war/let’s kill hitler

well those episodes.........happened

-moffat ONCE AGAIN pulling the bait and switch with amy sounding like she's talking about the doctor but really talking about rory -although okay i'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt for a hot moment here and wonder, does that wind up saying anything, about the person rory is, about the person rory might be becoming, if rory is becoming anything? is rory........like all companions, to some extent, becoming like the doctor, or a being that is, better than the doctor, in a way -the emphasis on taking the name the last centurion again, too, on the doctor making him take up the name as like, a mantle -also, rory being a nurse (also, moffat, do you???? do you even remember rory is a nurse?) -jury is still out on this one for now cats

-well there is also the fact that the ‘good man’ in the title is assumed to be the doctor, when it’s not. the doctor says as much, that he has too many rules to be a good man. the good man is rory, really, right?

-the doctor blowing up the cybermen to make a point!! wahoo ~ -you know what. by the way. it's not that i hate the cybermen but that i........personally find the cybermen the most disconcerting of who villains. they make me the most uncomfortable

- "do not interact with headless monks without divine permission" is, i must admit, just a really fucking hilarious line -of course they were headless!!! did not expect the little like. twisty tie trash bag necks but that was an added horror bonus

-yes it's very clear the thin fat gay married anglican marines will not end well. very clear. this is moffat. i'm exhausted -you don’t even give them names. and then. turn one of them into a headless monk who is never heard from again. wow what a great job.

-oh this is where jenny and vastra and strax come in -wait so strax is just dead now?????? just like that????? damn -he comes back, though. i mean, i guess that’s, before he dies........but he comes back, i guess

-heyyyyy dorium with a head!! i didn't know dorium's head was once attached. -.........where else would it have been, though, now that i think about it. -apparently! i just assumed dorium was always a head

- "those aren't stories, they're true." about people telling stories about the doctor -okay you know what. i think i might actually let moffat go on this one. i do actually like the emphasis on the doctor not only having a history -- not only being able to call in debts across the universe (and dorium saying to pity those he'd call on) -- but that history being acknowledged as dangerous, the doctor being dangerous and knowing themselves to be a sizeable, powerful threat, especially after the things ten did, especially seeing that in eleven -what i don't like is moffat's occasional leaning into 'don't you know who i am' sort of territory bc he did that with ten too and i'm. eh about it. i don't care much for the braggadocious take, i think sometimes it leans as moffat making the doctor proud of or confident in that kind of record because it happens so often, when the doctor is anything but, but i will let it go because i think the overall vibe of it is good, in eleven being the doctor that like. embraces the threat the doctor brings. purposely, inadvertently. not super taking pride in it unless the doctor can use it for themselves, for what the doctor wants -because again eleven's priority over everything else is always always always amy

-the....."big milk thing" line -just like. fucking unnecessary. it's not. at all. i'm like. ugggg -the GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY to sexualize amy from the perception of an infant. you think all babies only look at their mothers in terms of food. like it’s just a low joke. why go for it -especially bc. realistically how much time has baby!melody spent with amy to even have that association with her -but either way!!!!!!!!! amy is more than that!!!!!!!!!!!!

-the doctor -having a cot -the cot. the doctor's cot. -yep that's a thing on the tardis that's a thing the doctor has carried around this whole entire time that was the doctor's that's from gallifrey -:') -THE 'THAT'S THE DOCTOR'S COT!' OF IT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO I EVEN NEED TO KEEP GOING

-me, earlier: so was amy yoinked like.......in the three month gap between impossible astronaut/day of the moon eleven: she must've been taken just before america me: WHEN????? WHEN DID THAT HAVE THE TIME TO HAPPEN. MY GOD BUT WHEN -if we had just seen............something. anything. the hint of a something. to make that possible. plausible. to make me go 'yeah okay i'll dig it instead of just moffat throwing things around.’

-"why would a time lord be a weapon?" "well, they've seen you." "me?" -just, the absolute, abject misery in "me?" -the doctor is aware of it until the doctor is confronted with it and then they're like :( why would you say that :( -it’s different, when someone says what you think of yourself deep down out loud, what you try not to think

-oh i will say i liked the.....implication that time lords Happened from being around the time vortex. i don't know i thought that was fine

-amy knowing that it wasn't necessarily the doctor's fault that melody was yoinked but also being. so upset with him anyway. somebody to be upset at. knowing he doesn't deserve it and then not having anywhere to put it. still being angry -but it also being his fault, definitely. a little. by virtue of being such a threat that this chain of events came to happen. that eleven and the doctor's actions did finally truly once and for all affect amy in a way that's not going to be changed when eleven has done every single thing and every single terrible thing for amy -i love when amy gets to be angry when amy gets to be terrible and selfish (in like. a way that matters more than usual. more than just her regular snappy personality)

-"they're always brave." oh that's gonna hurt when face the raven comes up. mmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMM M M M M

-ohhhh i love eleven being angry at river. i also love eleven being angry. i love love love eleven's anger, when it's not eleven's controlled anger, when it's the doctor of eleven (ish? thereabouts?) long long lifetimes falling apart -"but you carry on the way you are, what might that word come to mean?" yes indeed though -although yes i am aware that too is building up to the day of the doctor in a way.....................regretfully...................

-tadaaaaaaa. the river reveal. -wahoo. (a much less enthusiastic wahoo than earlier) -i mean, it's just........like............................... -i don't like it. i don't think it's needed. i think it just makes things more convoluted instead of like. tying things together -not that doctor who is ever the pinnacle of truly tying things together in a neat lil bow but i feel like it's just. making it more twisty than it needed to be -the, like. having a child raised to kill the doctor. not bad! okay! it's fine! but i'm just like. soooooooo not enthused about river being melody. i'm not. and i never will be. i think it's just another instance of moffat going 'look how clever i can be' without actually doing anything meaningful. it's just. very fucking whatever to me

-so i was like. vaguely vibing with a good man goes to war, it was fine, but like. idk my brain tuned out SO HARD during let's kill hitler -we all know hitler didn't need to be there. we all know it was awkward and uncomfortable as hell and very unnecessary and the plot doesn't even revolve around actually trying to kill hitler at all they could've been in ANY time period and it would've played out exactly the same. -sigh.

-ahhhh here is the crop circle -"you never answer your phone" at all times i am BEGGING for the phone to be martha's little flip phone. martha i miss you martha i hope you're okay

-yes you can very much see the river in mels. -also, mels. - ~i do not like mels~ -i KNOW it's because mels is melody is river etc that she grows up obsessed with the doctor but it's also like.........it takes away from baby!amy and her relationship with the doctor, the friendship amy wanted, how amy grows up, what the doctor meant to amy as a child -and that made me sad. -another companion shoved aside in favor of ~river and the doctor and THEIR shenanigans~ yes i'm being mean but i stand by it -oh, and baby!rory. you sweet summer child

-"i need to weigh myself!" does she? really????? really -just..........the exhaustion of moffat writing women. is bearing down on me in these two

-OH IT'S MORE SHERLOCK-ESQUE SCANS OF ITEMS IN A ROOM TIME, IS IT???????? -no, that i will never let go

-I WILL SAY i do not mind at all this og form of river before she is really river just delightfully doing whatever she wants and killing eleven. like, i did enjoy that.

-"time can be rewritten" makes yet another appearance -"remember kennedy?" YOU COULD'VE MADE THIS ABOUT KENNEDY!!!!!!! -or would that too have been awkward. ugggg idk

-ahhhh the fabled "give me someone i like" scene appears -no eleven you don't like you :') eleven especially :') eleven works so hard to like himself though, i think. i think there were shades of that, of eleven......trying to work harder at it. does not work though :’) -that the first person the tardis picks after eleven is rose my babygirl my beloved rose rose rose :') -i do wish eleven had said something more than just. being guilty. in seeing rose and martha and donna

-you know, it could've worked as like.................instead of bringing back the time lords and giving the doctor a new regeneration cycle like that -when river 'uses her regenerations' to save eleven, they could've like, counted. towards the doctor's. you know?? she'd only used, what, two?? three, max?? -idk i think it was a possible option???????? -i don't know how much i really like it either but i am always looking for 'well if you DIDN'T just bring back gallifrey what ELSE could you have done to solve the regeneration limit problem'

-so all that happened! alright. okay.

-one regret in not going back to my eleven watch earlier is that night terrors looks horrifying and goddamn i could've watched that in october

[bagansarmy]

┊ 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠𝗔𝗧 ･* — 𝖲𝖾𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌

┊ 𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗠𝗔𝗥𝗬 ･* — 𝖹𝖺𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝗉𝗌𝗒𝖼𝗁𝗂𝖼 𝗆𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗎𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗋𝗈𝖽𝗎𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖤𝗌𝗆𝖾́, 𝖺 𝗐𝗈𝗆𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗍.

┊ 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧 ･* — 𝟤,𝟣𝟣𝟫

┊ 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗦 ･* — 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗈𝖿 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁, 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗉𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗌.

┊ 𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗘𝗦 ･* — 𝖥𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇!

𝗡𝗲𝘅𝘁

𝗦𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 -- ✧ -- 𝗭𝗮𝗸 𝗕𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗻𝘀 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

𝖢𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖨👻: 𝖭𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝖳𝗈 𝖬𝖾𝖾𝗍 𝖸𝗈𝗎

Zak’s POV

𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗔𝗡𝗢𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥 investigation of a haunted location. Today my GAC will be investigating the Yorktown Memorial Hospital rumored to be the most haunted in the state of Texas. We have a few people that have experienced apparitions, voices, and even a demonic presence. Sitting midway between San Antonio and the Gulf Coast, Yorktown Memorial Hospital was renounced in 1980. It was founded by a religious group known as the Felician Sister, a catholic church that initially served as a rehabilitation center for those suffering from drug and alcohol abuse.

It's said the spirits of those who passed are not crossed over, STILL roaming the halls trying to escape the torture they once led. Aaron and I were meeting with Vera Cooper, the caretaker to the place. I walked up to the front entrance and met Vera, whom I'd mic up before the interview.

"So, Vera, what type of experiences have you had?" I asked as

"Well, the hospital was built in the 1950s and opened a year later and ran by nuns, BUT this place was far from holy," Vera explained as we walked down the hall. "The hospital experienced a tremendous amount of deaths. Most of them were babies."

"They would kill babies here?" I asked, astonished, and my heart hurt at the very thoughts of doctors, nurses, or anyone murdering babies.

"Well, not particularly kill them. Women would come in and get abortions in the labor and delivery wing." Vera grinned uncomfortably. "In some cases, the babies that were born were to women who were raped."

"That's terrible." I groaned, shaking my head.

Imagine the pain and distraught those women had to go through, both physically and mentally. "The doctors didn't even try to save them."

"That's so fucked up. It makes me anger not going to lie." Aaron said, clenching his jaw in anger. I felt the same way.

How can one not try and save a helpless infant? Hearing her say that makes my blood boil.

The more Vera told me about the history of this hospital, the angrier I got, but I suppressed those feelings because we were filming.

"In 1980, the hospital closed down, then a year later, it turned into a substance and mental hospital," Vera explained as we walked upstairs to the second floor. "So here was the library. There's a spirit here that does not like women. Whenever I come up here, I get my hair pulled."

"What about other women?" I curiously asked, crossing my arms.

"I brought my daughter with me one day, and she was up here. I was downstairs, and suddenly she came running full speed towards me and out of the door. I followed her and asked her what happened, and she said she felt someone yank her hair hard to the point she ended up having a migraine later on." Vera told me, and I couldn't believe what she said.

"Wow, that's unbelievable," I said, shaking my head. "Do you know who he could've been before he passed?"

"No, but all I know is that he's angry, and he doesn't like women." She replied, shrugging her shoulders.

Suddenly the air got colder in the room. "I think the angry man is here."

"Aaron, hand me a recorder," I said to Aaron behind the camera. He hands me the recorder, and I immediately begin recording.

"Are you here with us?" Silence. "Are you the angry man that doesn't like women?" Silence. "Why don't you like women?" After a few more questions, I stopped recording and played the feedback.

After I asked why you like women, a deep voice speaks back. 'Fuck that bitch.'

"Yes, he's furious. I can feel his anger." Vera said, and she looked uneasy. "I-I need to get out of here."

We follow Vera out of the library to the psych ward, where there have been numerous accounts of townspeople saying that there's a demonic spirit there that attacks whoever steps foot in the hospital. There was this one eyewitness where a woman went inside the psych ward and ended up gett three scratches down her side deep enough to draw blood. Before the lockdown, I want to bring in a psychic medium, so Aaron and I go to town and ask around for a medium. Just when I gave up on finding one, a woman came running up to me

"I heard you're looking for a psychic medium." The woman said.

"Yea, I'm Zak, and this is Aaron." I introduced myself.

"Nice to meet you. I'm Celeste. I know someone that's a psychic medium. She's here in town." The woman grinned up at me.

"Is she available to talk?" I asked Celeste, and she nodded.

"Yes she's in the cafe. I'll go and get her." She said and walked away.

Looking at Aaron, he had the same look on my face. "She's cute." He mouthed, and I rolled my eyes.

Soon the same blonde woman walked out with a brunette woman behind her. She seemed to be talking to her about me searching for a psychic medium. "These are the guys I was telling you about.

"Hi, I'm Zak. Are you the psychic medium?" I asked the dark-haired woman.

"Yes, I am. My name's Esme." She smiled, shaking my head.

"Good, do you have time to do a reading on a building?" I questioned, hoping she'd say yes.

"Sure, I'm free." She smiled at me. Her smile was irresistible.

"Okay, great, we're filming at the Yorktown Memorial Hospital. Can you meet us there?" I asked the medium Esme, and she nodded.

"I'll leave now." She replied before walking away with her friend.

"Let's go," I said to Aaron.

We arrived back at the location not long after a car pulled up. Esme and Celeste got out of the vehicle, and walked up to me.

Esme's POV

The ghost hunters I was introduced to set up a mic and started the interview.

"Okay, so we haven't disclosed any information on this location to you, right?" The male named Zak asked me.

"Yes." I nodded.

"Before we go inside, can you explain a little bit about your gift?" Zak asked me, crossing his arms making his biceps protrude out more.

"I speak to the dead, and I can draw them." I grinned, laughing as I shrugged.

"Plain and simple?" He questioned, nodding.

"Yes, plain and simple," I confirmed, nodding.

"All right, let's go talk to some ghosts," Zak said, and we walked inside.

As soon as I walked inside, the feeling of sadness and dread washed over me. Venturing further inside, I can feel someone following behind me. "There's someone following me." I turned around and saw a flash of long blonde hair.

The presence didn't feel masculine. It felt feminine, and I knew it was female. "Is it female or male?"

"It's female. Every time we pass an opening, the woman peeks around the corner." I spoke, demonstrating what I saw.

Suddenly I got pain in my stomach. It hurt so bad that it brought me to my knees, but Zak caught me. "Are you okay?"

"Thank you. Yes, I'm fine. I just got a terrible pain in my stomach." I explained and saw the same woman next to me. "What happened to you?"

'I lost my baby.'

"How did you lose your baby?" I asked the spirit. Her blonde hair looked wet and dirty, and she wore a hospital gown.

'Doctors took my baby.'

"Why'd they take your baby?" I sat down at a random table inside a room and took out my sketch pad and pencils.

'Unstable. Doctors gave me bad meds, and then everything went black.'

"That's terrible. I'm so sorry." I spoke and began sketching the female apparition I was talking with previously. "What's your baby's name?"

'Anthony.'

"That's a lovely name." I smiled into the empty room. "What's your name?"

'Madison.'

I sketched the female apparition from her long hair to her almond-shaped doe eyes. She has a small button nose, high cheekbones, and full pouty lips. After finishing my sketch, I saw that the woman was now gone. I smiled at my work and showed it to the camera as I stood up.

"Wow, that is amazing." Aaron, the guy behind the camera, said.

"This is incredible." Zak nodded in amazement.

Thanking the two men, we continued throughout the building and then upstairs. As we entered a room, I immediately got the feeling of anger.

"There's a man that's angry and very territorial in this room, and he doesn't like me in here," I said as the man peered down at me. His gaze made me feel anxious and uncomfortable. "He's standing next to me, peering down at me. Almost menacingly."

'GET OUT!'

I winced as the man screamed in my ear as I held it from the loudness. "Is he yelling in your ear?"

"Yea, and he's loud." I nodded. The angry man then smirked at me creepily as he was checking me out.

The next thing I know, he slaps me on my ass, gasping and turning around. "What happened?"

"He just smacked me on my ass," I whispered, shaking my head. "You have no right to touch me!" The man only smirked before fading away.

Leaving out the room, we continue down the hall until we reach a sign that read 'Psych Ward.' The second my foot stepped past the threshold, a darker than black thing emerged from the floor and stared at me terrifyingly. This thing had glowing yellow eyes that pierced into my soul. The room felt dark, and my chest began feeling heavy. I found myself hyperventilating, and my body swayed.

"Maybe you should sit down." I hear Zak say as he holds me in a chair.

I sat there trying to calm my breathing down. "Why are you affecting me? I mean no harm." I clutched my rosemaries necklace my grandmother gave me and said a prayer.

"What's here?" Zak asked, squatting down to my eye level.

"There's a thing here. It's darker than dark and doesn't like that we're in here." I replied as the thing growled.

'Kill Zak.'

Hearing that, I gasped and glanced up at Zak. "What happened?"

"It wants to kill you." I breathed, running my hand through my hair.

"Of course it does," Aaron muttered, nodding his head.

"I have that effect on haunted places. Spirits, demons, and such always want to kill me." Zak said, and the dark thing vanished.

Standing up, I caught my breath and proceeded around the hospital's second floor. When I was about to leave the second floor, I got a flash of a little boy with brown hair and beautiful green eyes. I couldn't resist the urge to sit on the stairs and draw him. Once I finished the art piece, I handed the one I drew previously and gave them to Zak.

"Who's the little boy? "He asked, looking down at the drawings.

"Son," I replied, pointing to the female I drew. "She told me she lost her baby."

"How'd she lose her baby?" Aaron asked me from behind the camera.

"The doctors took him," I answered, staring into Zak's pretty blue eyes. "All because they say she was unstable. The doctors gave her some meds and killed her."

"That's awful," Zak said in infuriated.

"It sucks how someone can treat another person like that." I shook my head, proceeding down the stairs.

"Yes, it does." Zak agreed as we walked outside of the hospital. "Well, thank you for coming out and reading the place. Do you live in Texas?"

"No, I'm visiting family. I live in Vegas." I replied, taking off the mic and handing it to the camera guy.

"No way." Zak had a surprised look on his face. "I do too."

"What a small world." I grinned.

"Do you have a business card? Maybe I can contact you for another investigation." Zak suggested, and I smiled, knowing he most likely wanted my number.

Reaching in my bag, I pulled out a piece of paper and wrote down my phone number on it, then handed it to him. As I got in the passenger seat of Celeste's car, she drove away.

"I think you make his heartthrob." Celeste laughed.

"I don't know it's business." I grinned, shaking my head.

"Not from the look he gave you," Celeste said, smiling at me.

Shaking my head at my best friend, I rolled down the window and stared at the sunset. I don't know what it is, but there's something about that Zak guy that connects me to him for some reason. Maybe it's because we can sense energies or because I find him a little cute, but there's something there.