#(i will not do it)

[sofiiif]

I just had a little bit fucked-up thought-

It started with "How tf did people talk dirty in elder times". Then I thought about some phrases in a very british accent and suddenly I imagined Annabel lee saying with a very british accent

"Oh, Lenore. As much as I enjoy kissing your mesmerising lips, I'd like to kiss something much belowed"

And also

"Good heavens,Lenore! You know I'm sensitive in those areas!"

...I have problems💀

[aka-indulgence]

Man I wanna have the timr and motivation to make an animatic

[niccage]

Told myself that i wouldn’t write any fic until I Got This Thing Done and honestly The Thing is really fucking ridiculously close to being done but i also got really into a rarepair with like 35 fics and it would be really easy to just write a quick one shot for them but also that’s literally how they always get me

[deathzgf]

i literally just made a wikipedia account and i ' m already fighting The Demons

[glimblshanks]

*grips my copy of Bananas Beaches and Bases by Cynthia Enloe with shaking hands* I will not think too hard about the social and political implications of Risa being a pleasure planet, I will not think too hard about the social and political implications of Risa being a pleasure planet, I will not think too hard about the social and political implications of Risa being a pleasure planet, I will not-

[the-cookie-of-doom]

*looking at flights* I’m not gonna go

*looking at hotels* I’m not gonna go

*adds Thai guidebook to cart* Not gonna

*downloads Thai on Duolingo* No

[miserye]

i want to learn to clip and edit because of this man

[fodlansbestmom]

idk if it’s in the rules or just mentioned but

please do not put any facials or cumshots or whatever. I will not reply or I’ll modify if possible so I can reply properly. It just disgusts me greatly and turns away any reply

[lostlegendaerie]

absolutely unwell with a need to write Gaara's Kazekage Election Campaign bc help him he's like 13 and does not know how to write a good speech. character breakdowns under the cut.

Gaara - fresh off the murder train. Forgot how to emote under that sand armor. Absolute maximum autism coding but genuinely, seriously wants the spot bc he wants to protect the village and turn his life around. Also 13. Baby boy.

Temari - supportive big sister. There to tell him important stuff like "this is how you smile" and "no not like that" and bc it was her idea to go to Leaf Village for help from:

Shikamaru - the smartest person Temari knows, who absolutely teases her for it but takes it all seriously and gets his mentor/his dad's advice too. Also there to low-key flirt with Temari. (It works)

Naruto - Gaara's role model, unfortunately, for being considered friendly and harmless. Does technically help but only when reined in by:

Sakura - roped in bc "hey if you liked Sasuke you'll like this broody guy right?" and also as the other person who fought Gaara and is still kind of scared of him. The only sane person and the litmus test for "am I on the right track to earn everyone's trust?" (Rock Lee is an outlier and cannot be counted) Plus, oops, she DOES like this one bc this is what Sasuke could have been if he'd bothered to try... and unlike Naruto he isn't a pervert.

[wastedonthesebutterflies]

What if… i posted the poetry? What then? Hmm?

[lover-of-mine]

The voice that says cut all your hair and dye it black is back. The voice is loud.

[depressedhatakekakashi]

The weirdest things become ‘your job’ for the silliest reason’s sometimes

Like, tv time should not really be a ‘job’ but it is my husband’s job because you’ll have to fist fight me to get me to do anything with a tv 😂😂😂

[skipppppy]

So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit

edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[nikrei]

I keep seeing people use this image as a reaction to people's original posts:

Which I think is really incorrect, because with an original post they haven't come up to ur window, u've come up to their window.

So I made this, as a more accurate reaction for original posts: