#(i hc that he smokes for no reason other than the aesthetic��)

[averaillisa]

smoke & fire 🔥

[strawbrygashez]

Fillmore x Gnarly HCs 👍👍👍!!!

•They went to the same high school together. Fillmore had the biggest crush ever on Gnarly but never really knew how to go about it especially cuz he thought Gnarly was soooo cool and way out of his league. Either during high school or after, Gnarly kinda just vanished and Fillmore had no idea where he went :/ but even years later he still thought of him fondly and had feelings for him.

•Even though Fillmore was just mostly messing around with the alien and ufo stuff, he still really likes to watch the sky at night. He’d convince Gnarly to come with him to watch the night sky, just the two of them, every so often. He still does scream when he sees something ‘unexplainable’ in the sky, making Gnarly rolls his eyes and explain to him whatever it actually is.

One time Fillmore wasn’t paying attention to the fact that Gnarly was smoking next to him while he was looking up at the sky so when he suddenly sees smoke come out of nowhere, he flips out about how the government or whoever is trying to shield their vision from the truth 💀

•Gnarly likes freaky weird people. Thats why he’s best friends with Grim after all. They keep things interesting. It’s no different with Fillmore.

•Grim doesn’t like Fillmore at all really for a couple of reasons but the main ones being that he has way too much energy, is fidgety and he can get too mushy with Gnarly and it makes him feel sick seeing people being sweet to each other 😷 Grim and Gnarly have bickered a few times about inviting Fillmore over but Gnarly usually gets his way. If Grim really isn’t having it, Gnarly will just leave the house to hang out with Fillmore.

Fillmore is indifferent about Grim. He feels a bit bad that him coming over can cause arguments between them but Gnarly tells him not to worry about it.

•Fillmore and Gnarly have similar tastes in just about everything like aesthetics, music, and movies. Tho Gnarly slightly prefers for horror movies and music to be on the more extreme side.

•When Fillmore has extra cash, he’ll buy Gnarly pocket knives he thinks looks cool in gas stations. When Gnarly has extra money to blow he’ll pick up lighters with cool or funny designs and random alien themed things for Fillmore.

•When Gnarlys amazing solution of saying “uh…. Kinda cringe” doesn’t work at calming Fillmore down, he slowly learns how to actually help him when he gets all worked up. What usually works is him holding one or both of his hands and trying to talk him down (he’s always gonna be incredibly awkward at trying to reassure him things will be okay but just the thought of Gnarly trying to genuinely do his best at helping is usually enough to snap Fillmore out of his manic ramblings)

•They’ll paint each others nails black and sew band patches into some of their clothes together.

•All I’m saying is that both of them are very freaky 👅🔥 in bed. Gnarly likes to get rough & that’s more than fine w/ Fillmore 😏😏😏

•It will take Gnarly a while to say he loves Fillmore. He doesn’t throw that word around with just anyone. He’d probably finally say it after beating himself up over feeling like he isn’t the best for Fillmore or during something less angsty like.. I dunno. One of those nights they are looking up at the stars together.

•Fillmore borrows Gnarlys clothes every now and then. Yes they smell very bad, he doesn’t care. He likes the smell of the clothes more than he should actually. (His favorite thing of his to wear of Gnarlys is his trench coat)

•Gnarly is kinda meh about Fillmores little ufo group. When he’s dragged along to one of the meet ups, he’s just looking at his phone and mostly only gives his full attention to Fillmore. Hes nice enough to the others but they just aren’t really interesting to him lol

•Okay one more freaky one. Gnarly cut his initials onto Fillmores hip during a freaky moment once. Grim saw it a day later when Fillmore went to stretch. Grim spat out his coffee.

[piercemybluesky]

When I read english-based stsg fanfics I often see these patterns of Geto being the more experienced one in relationship (sexual or romantic or had prior dating experience) than Gojo and that Geto started smoking because Shoko introduced him to. It appears very often that it made me questioned myself whether I missed this detail in the manga cuz I didn't even remember it was ever hinted that way. But maybe there are sources outside manga that hinted that? Like myb official art or some official interviews and Q&A? Cuz I only remembered one interview where Gege said both Gojo and Geto wasn't interested in romantic relationship (because obviously they're only interested in each other lol) and the notion of them being inexperienced in love until they meet each other in high school, ngl, very cute and sweet... but maybe I'm missing something...asking since maybe you know more about it being a much longer fan than me? Also I love your arts! Thanks for all the goge contents 💗

thank you!!! here to feed the goge soldiers 🫡🫡

i think the depiction of geto being the more experienced one is less about geto and more that gojo’s a bit of a sheltered baby who definitely didn’t have relationship experience (also considering how he was acting with his first friend lol). so whether you think geto had experience or not it’s safe to assume he had more than gojo ww.

i was also confused about why the hc of geto smoking was so popular and accepted as basically canon, until someone brought up the fact that he casually had a lighter for shoko when they crossed in shinjuku. of course this doesn’t mean anything and maybe it wasn’t the reason behind the hc. smoking’s an aesthetic for fictional characters. personally i don’t subscribe to the smoking hc at all because he was an honors student who then had to take care of two girls. i don’t think he’d ever risk his daughters’ lives for himself :)

[fictionfordays]

Tyelkormo HCs

Fandom: Tolkien

CW: Some gn!reader towards the end!

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❀ I think he's a lot more understanding than he lets on - depending on the person

❀ He loves the living void out of his brothers and cousins, especially his parents, though his relationship with his atar is pretty rough at times

❀ He's the only one allowed to tease his brothers. Even pranks, he might let his cousins in on the prank but generally speaking, pranks do NOT go well when done by others.

❀ And he's not afraid of beating the living shit out of someone for it

❀ Tyelko is a big cuddler. He LOVES physical touch and physical attention. His hand will always be on someone whether protectively or drunkenly (bc, yes, this hound loves a good drink and a good time)

❀ His favourite cuddles are admittedly with Húan. The big ball of fluff is like a bed, a pillow, and a blanket all in one. They can usually be found napping in the shade of a big tree or in the sun by the window if indoors

❀ He loves plants and animals. He'll sometimes collect acorns and other nuts to hide for the squirrels that might need some extra help.

❀ I hc that he works with plants a lot more than other members of his family. He has an herb garden he loves tending to near his hunting cabin, which isn't actually that far from his family's estate.

❀ He loves making herb bundles. He'll hang them in doorways to help make his hunting cabin or his chambers in the family house smell better while also adding an aesthetic charm to the space. He also uses them as like smudge sticks / smoke bundles for cleansing his indoor spaces

❀ Loves picking bouquets of flowers for his ammë (and eventually his partner)

❀ He really loves the outdoors - a known fact - and he tries to bring in as much as he can. The forest is his home, but he can't ALWAYS be outside for whatever reason so he brings a lot of nature inside. Lots of flower pots, trailing vines, rock collection, sticks, feathers, furs he might keep from his hunts, etc. He just loves it so much

❀ Definitely the type of dude that likes to sit in the rain or sit next to an open window while it's raining

❀ He's not known for his musical talents, but I think he does play a couple of instruments and he does sing. He knows a lot of campfire songs and knows a lot of spooky stories too. 10/10 camping partner



Some domestic hc:

❀ Will definitely come into the bathroom to have a conversation with you while you're trying to pee, or while you're trying to relax in a warm bath. Will also use the excuse of styling or brushing his hair in the mirror, too. You promptly scream and kick him out if he tries to do that while you're going #2 though

❀ He can read. It may have taken him longer to learn than his brothers, but he CAN and he'll read books or short stories occasionally when the feeling calls. Definitely reads a lot more once you come around though. He wants you to think he's smart and well-read. He loves listening to you read to him, but will sometimes indulge you and read to you as well.

❀ If you're having a hard time falling asleep, he might read to you, or tell you a comforting story. He'll gently trace your facial features or rub a little lavender oil on your temples to help you fall asleep as well.

❀ He actually really loves drinking tea with you by the hearth. You could sit in comfortable silence or speak quietly about your days. Maybe he'll give you a back rub (though that might lead to other things...)

❀ If you're struggling with your anxieties or insecurities, he's got you. You will never ever doubt for even a millisecond that he would dismiss or make fun of your feelings. He can always sense when you're feeling a little off, and can feel when you're about to have an attack. He loves the outdoors for this reason - it's quieter and there's no one there to poke and prod at you. It's just you and the forest.

❀ He'll pull you into a firm hug, breathing in your scent, which calms him just as much as it calms you

❀ He enjoys your company, even if you're mad at each other for one reason or another. He doesn't like how quickly relationships move traditionally as he feels like he wants to get to know you, enjoy you and who you are and what you enjoy, and really take his time doing so. It might take a little while before he asks for your hand in marriage, but he'll get there eventually when you both feel ready for it

❀ On a similar note, it takes him a while to confess his love for you. He's very open in the fact that he likes you and that he enjoys your company (and that no one else is allowed to have you), but love is... different. It's stronger. It's more vulnerable. It's scary. He was very nervous of saying it the first couple of times.

❀ When he's feeling soft and cuddly, he'll whisper praises in your ears or against your skin. He just loves you so much. He thinks you're smart and beautiful, and he adores you even more if you like similar things as him.

❀ Man blushes and almost looks like Carnistir if you were to ever give him a drawing or painting with him as your muse. Doesn't matter how bad the drawing or painting is. It's the fact that you thought he looked pretty enough or that you admired him enough that you drew his features on paper/canvas. He gets so flustered, beet red, and... quiet. Honestly you've never seem him so quiet and it makes you VERY nervous. Did he just have a heart attack? Does he hate the picture? WHAT IS GOING THROUGH HIS HEAD???

❀ (Don't worry, he loves the fuck out of it)

❀ Same reaction if you write a poem for him jsyk

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[strawberrytalia]

SO TRUE!! Dabi’s case doesn’t make sense at all because after he woke up from his coma, his organs were SO DAMAGED that it was literally believed he would survive only a month more! There’s like no way he’d take that risk of making his health worse at all, along with the biggest trauma reason you mentioned. Ugh people just really love the smoker’s aesthetic and think because he’s a “hot bad guy” he’d do it.

BUT JASON’S SMOKER HCS MAKE ME MAD BECAUSE IT REALLY IS JUST A STEREOTYPE ABOUT LOW INCOME PEOPLE 💀 doubly worse when i find out people also view him as a poc when they say that, but yeah there’s usually no basis other than straight up classism (why am i surprised when classism is embroiled everywhere in his character smh)

Also like I know that lately cigarettes have been like a weird “dark academia pretentious” thing (which is weird, i never thought i’d see cigs get gentrified), but there’s a reason people think he’s a smoker and it’s because when they have the image of a rough, street-worn working class person, they imagine that person has a vice (i mean: addiction) of some kind, and smoking is the most common one and that’s sooooooo ugh like gtfo bruh

Fanarts/headcanons of Dabi and Jason being smokers being so popular confuses me.Jason died in an explosion after being brutalized when he was 15 and Dabi straight up nearly burned himself to death with his own powers when he was 13,i really don't think they'd ever willingly smoke,much less have it as a trait,and it feels like yet another example of the fandom being desperate to make them 'hotter' by disregarding their trauma so they can have them be a caricature of alt men due to wanting to date them

[batarangsoundsdumb]

guess fucking what? my inbox is so fucking full right now i'm unloading all of this shit in one post.

For the 11th gotham memes: gothamites react to bruce being jacked in a tiktok he made with kids, like super yoked, ripped as hell

fucking hilarious thanks. i think i did it in one meme post, but i genuinely don't remember which one

i dunno which of the batfam would do this but one time i was sleeping over at a friends house and ended up on the floor bc the bed was so very small and i just stayed there because the rug was soft

that's a drunk jason move i don't know what to tell you

tim and jason are "i listen to pop punk" solidarity. whenever jason highjacks the batmobile theyll go on long ass car rides blaring mcr and paramore and then never talk about it again

as they should!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tim: no jason it's my turn using the aux cord i gotta put on my jams jason: don't you dare put on weird shit tim: don't worry, you're gonna love this *plays fearless (taylor's version)

hear me out hear me out, red hood stans 🤝 nightwing stans t h i g h s

holy shit yes.

SNL au: Bruce breaks character when pretending to superman and says something like "I'm not superman! You've seen his gps!! It's from 2001!!!" @sabeanybabe

superman flies past the snl building the next day just to say 'actually it's from 2005, i'm not a heathen'

does your back hurt from carrying the batfam fandom

it hurts more from the exotic rock collection i keep in my backpack, but thanks for the concern.

I love your posts by why would you always leave the best parts in the tags?

as a treat for the people that check the tags ;) (and also because i'm committed to the short post aesthetic)

somehow your playlist was everything i never knew i needed. i mean it. this is my new favorite playlist.

and don't you dare get a new favourite playlist!

babe ur stoner tim playlist is exactly too perfect, earth is literally blessed by ur existence

babe thanks so much! i love my stoner tim playlist because it's just my usual playlist but people think it's an artistic choice that i put taylor swift and britney spears in there, when it's just what i unironically like listening to

JANDKSKDK BILLY RAY CYRUS ON THE STONER TIM PLAYLIST I LOVE IT IT

again it's not even an ironic choice, i know every single word and i genuinely like the song

The last chapter of Fundamentals of Casework has me crying at work. Thanks I love it @dudelookitsalesbian

oh babe, i'm sorry, but also, not sorry i love chapter 4 so much it's my lovechild with the 'mental illness' tag

soooo....stumbled on your tumblr by some stroke of fate??? read your DC fanfic first. which is PHENOMENAL btw. then found all the batmemes; the funniest thing EVER bc everyone forgets about regular old gothamites. kept scrolling and your blog pops up as recommended. clicked on the ao3 for shits and giggles and waddaya know?!?!? it's YOU!!! you're LEGEND!!!! ever seen that meme? it's a video of a cat that got into a baseball field and the two announcers get really invested in his escape attempt and start giving a play by play of the cat instead of the game. memeable moment: "GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!"

i seriously think about this ask every single day and it's so fucking funny to me that i've never seen the meme you're referencing, but i still find myself going 'GREAT stuff from the Cat!!!' whenever i see something funny. but wow i'm glad you liked this steaming pile of garbage

Fav dc character overall? And fav batfamily character?

don't ask me to pick between the loves of my life, but i can tell you i've cried about every single batfamily member and also wally west (my beloved)

What's your opinion on fans having a problem with batfam being "too big"? And some even claim that batfam is just "Bruce Alfred Dick Damian" and the rest of them are just "friends and allies" (source: reddit) Personally, I like batfam because of this reason but idk

stupid. a family can never be too big. i'm not that big a fan of like huge batfam stuff with everybody from every single universe, because as much as it's funny for bruce to have like 30 kids, it just feels a little too OOC for me.

This is the best tag I've seen involving the batfam, thanks for thinking of it

This is canon now @nctxrejects

lmao yeah i think at that point alfred has had to sit through like at least a dozen coming out talks and just has a pride flag collection in the attic that he pulls out whenever a kid comes out

idk why batfam hits different as compared to any other superhero family

bc it's found family and usually the other superhero families are almost all genetically related in one way or another

I don't know if you watch the umbrella academy but I saw your last post about batcest and saw the similarities. But the thing is (although I think it's weird) in TUA, they addressed it by saying "they were raised as weapons, not siblings" or something along those lines, which is simply not the case with batfam.

yeah i watched tua but i also thought it was ridiculous and they still treated each other as siblings so i didn't like the luthor/allison thing, and am glad they stopped doing that shit bc it fucking sucked.

Hot take: Batcest shippers are the same people who believe adopted siblings are not actual siblings

smoking hot take: batcest shippers are the people who watch 'my sister got stuck in the washing machine' porn

Duke was adopted by Bruce?

not technically no, but do i, tumblr user batarangsoundsdumb, look like i care?

True story but I had to change my freaking name because it used to be "Damien" and most people would go "OH LIKE DAMIAN WAYNE" like please I'm just tryna live

true story, but i don't actually think of damian when i hear the name damian, literally the first thing that pops up is damian darkh like bruh what?

apparently dc comics company supported comic stores by giving out new titles and stuff during the beginning of the pandemic to help them run and I just think that's wholesome

ah yeah that's so fucking cool, still don't like dc, the company, because this world is a capitalist hellhole and we're all owned by warner brothers or disney with no in between.

ayo looking at tumblr head canons and finding out bruce is actually a terrible father is a punch in the gut

lmao yes, in like 50% of comics bruce is a terrible father and it gives me whiplash

oooh I just saw the jason todd vs winter soldier post and the real question is: batman vs iron man

while iron man has like hundreds of cases of armor, batman could throw out an emp and have the guy dropping out of the sky in 2 seconds.

dickfast = fastdick = quickdick = quickie

magnum hot take

hey bata(?) just thought I'd let you know I have copied the obnoxious emoji and Billy Ray post for use on simping men going forth

thank you 😘🌷 (@spacebarsidecar)

why would you do that to your followers???? i get why i did it, but why would you???

what is scarecrow made the nightwing funko pop himself, like those diy-ers that paint over other ones

oh god no, horrible take, horrible take, that's a disgusting thought oh no

I see your HC that Bruce and Oliver fucked and raise you this: Dick and Roy ALSO fucked

yes they did and it was a horrible moment for jason to find out dick has fucked both of his best friends

"at this rate bruce adds like 1 child to his family every decade or so" Duke is introduced in 2013, Damian as Damian, not as an unnamed child, in 2006. And he is already 14 years old, Robins rarely remain Robins after 16 😬 It looks like a new Robin and Batkid will appear in a couple of years

i mean i can't wait? but somebody will probably die first tho, we're due for another major character death. my money's on either cass or duke this time.

BRO you're so right all of your Bruce's ex headcanons are amazing but they aren't ships, that's kinda wild. Like I don't want any peeks into how their relationship was I just want to see everyone make fun of them

lmao YES it's just i love bruce being a slut, like good for him.

I am in love with your posts your honour thank you

omg thanks are we like,, gonna kiss now?

The justice league needs to have a meeting to discuss how many of their members/partners have slept with bruce. Because through a combination of cannon & fannon (if DC wasn’t homophobic) we have AT LEAST: 1) clark 2) lois 3) oliver 4) dinah 5) john

Thats not counting villains or random civilians @dudelookitsalesbian

yes yes yes, they'll have a yearly meeting about how many of their collective exes could be out for revenge and batman's list just keeps getting longer.

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

and what about it?

when steph's fighting livewire and she zaps her with lighting and nothing happens and then they both just. stand there awkwardly for a second and talk. yeah i couldn't stop laughing at that batgirl steph is the BEST

oh yeah that was fucking hilarious and i think it would be so cool and sexy of dc to give steph a little comic series,,, as a treat

Hi I absolutely adore all of yours "Bruce and Oliver very badly pretending they didn't fuck each other" memes

lmao i do too

I need you to know that “Bruce Wayne had frosted tips” is one of my favorite Bruce takes of all time it’s so galaxy brained. you’re right and you should say it

he also painted his hair blonde once when he was travelling and in conclusion, this is why he's being blackmailed by the gotham gazette.

you know my thing about gordon being branded as the only good cop in gotham is its a load of shit like arguably he's a good person and not working to screw people over or anything but the fact that he also works w. batman makes him a shit cop. like yea batman is better than the mob but its still illegal its still an abuse of power he just not making bank

babe, all cops are bad cops. (but yeah youre absolutely right, working with vigilantes makes you a shit cop, but also working against vigilantes just makes you an asshole cop yanno?)

ruh roh i think i’m about to add “so not yeehaw” every time i don’t like something

that's a very good vocabulary upgrade

somehow i feel like steph already knew. like babs obviously knew but i feel like bruce got high/drunk in front of steph and started telling his boarding school stories and steph was just like “oh you fucked up i’m never gonna forget this”

steph and bruce have weird uncle/rebellious niece dynamic and they just hang out sometimes and bruce will be like 'i once broke my arm when i tripped over a hedge when i was drunk so oliver drove me to the hospital on an electric scooter' and steph will just have to sit there with that knowledge in her head.

Hello I just wanted to tell you you are So right in all your steph opinions bc she is, in fact amazing and I think that's very sexy of you. Ps. Your Bruce/Oliver fic is hilarious

babe, thank you so much and yes steph is amazing and i love her and she deserves the world and she's the best member of the batfam hands down. also thanks

In Supersons we see a couple of kids that are implied to be Damian and Jon's children and the boy has laser eyes and can fly, so I asume he's not adopted. The girl, who calls Bruce grandpa, can also fly, btw. So it's canon (probably by accident) that Jon can have kids and he must have married one of Bruce's kids. (I'm hoping for Damian, mostly because any other of his children would be waaaaaaaaaaaaay too old.) @artemisa97

lmao that was probably an accident seeing as jon is a 17 year old superhero in the year 3000 (by the jonas brothers)

You know, I'm a die hard fan of your memes, but I gotta say one thing: if Gothamites actually took gas mask everywhere with them, then the Scarecrow would just be a weird dude in a weird costume, and not a villain oh so scary. DC really should just takes notes from you.

bold of you to assume there's no gothamite anti-maskers

How does it feel being the funniest person on this app?

horrible, next question.

I can't listen to Green Day or Billy Joel without thinking of your post about how Bruce got arrested at a Billy Joel concert @nightwings-kid

yeah that's your mistake, i on the other hand can't enjoy billy joel without thinking about the glee rendition of 'uptown girl'

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

superman: so what do you do in your free time? batman, thinking about the superman fanfiction he's writing on the batcomputer: i have no free time

bruce and oliver be like boyfriends to co-workers 401k (do the justice leagues get 401ks??? not that bruce and ollie would need them, but-)

lmao yes just 400 thousand words of bruce realising 'oh dip oliver is such a fucking dumbass' (also i don't know what a 401 k is but i assume they don't?)

Gothamites would totally boo superman as he saves Gotham while batman is out. @meenje

he's like 'okay think about that next time you want to be saved from an alien octopus'

I just took long break from dc comics and I come back to see ric grayson ??

i think it's very cool and sexy of dc to see dick and just think 'you know what? let's just give him a traumatic brain injury' and then didn't develop his character in any real way

SPEAKING OF RIC GRAYSON, gothamites making confused memes out of ric grayson is much needed

'dick grayson is my taxi driver? can anyone explain what the fuck happened he looks like an italian plumber?'

i hate to say it but batfam are def "marvel characters" in that sense they are characters who are human but become superheroes unlike most dc characters who are gods trying to be human maybe this is why I like batfam

fair enough

[gvrdenofedcn]

❝  [ emma mackey, cisfemale, she/her ] who’s that? oh it’s [ eden bingham ]. i hear they’re [ twenty-two ] and are known as [ the aesthete ] around [ hawkins ]. they’re also a [ florist ] at [ hawkins flower shop ]. they’re known to be [ self-reliant &. adventurous ] and [ temperamental &. unconventional ]. some people say they remind them of [ chaos in abundance under a childhood home, seeking solace in a haze of smoke, hair dye staining her fingertips, a wilting flower with many thorns ].  ❞

basics ;

full name: eden bingham

birthday: june 21st

sexuality: pansexual

occupation: florist / herbalist in training / witchy

abilities: green thumb

+ traits: devoted, unabashed, candid

- traits: impatient, fidgety, sardonic

hcs ;

This couldn’t possibly be an escape attempt, but she would by lying to herself. Suzie’s disappearance was enough reason to make the long trek from Salt Lake City to Hawkins, Indiana. Two months passing as she made her way into an existing life in this small town. The silence was deafening at times ( no screaming kids… sometimes she missed Cornelius and his antics ). Missing her six siblings was one thing. Missing the atmosphere surrounding their mundane lives was another subject completely. After their mother passed, Eden was forced to take on the maternal role of raising her brothers and sisters. And resentment slowly built over the years.

Not when it came to her siblings, it wasn’t their fault. No the strict hand of their father was constant and suffocating. Spending more time within his locked office than dealing with the screaming hysterics running amok. Eden has lost her voice on more than one occasion whilst ‘ rearing the littles ‘. Sometimes she allowed the chaos to take control of the house - it’s not like their dad noticed ( only when Cornelius got ahold of the electrical breaker ). Even though he became distant, no doubt due to their mom’s death, he taught her how to shoot and even use a crossbow. He always hoped for a boy and Eden wasn’t going to let him down. Being rough and tough was now ingrained, it also helped to control the rug rats - sometimes.

Rebellion was her only option in Utah, her clothes darkening and the tattoos covered. After all, what would their religious community react to a Bingham that seemed already defiled. Still, this was her only way of having bodily autonomy. Her dad hardly noticed. Which made escaping into the nearest neighborhood with her friends, experimenting with Mary Jane for the time being. It was a close knit circle of the Black Sheeps in their community where conformity was a NECESSITY.

Finding out the Suzie left, no doubt to Hawkins, she immediately packed a bag. Her brothers and sisters were old enough that they didn’t have to be kept such a close eye on. Besides they were clearly able to cook and fend for themselves for the time being. Or else this would be a hard life lesson that her dad had to get shit together. But now Eden has recently found work as a florist. With a bit of a side hustle in other herbs.

Hawkins may be a small town, but it’s still the only freedom Eden as known. Leaving Utah only once before - when their mother was still alive and Disneyland really was the happiest place on earth. Being here has lead her to finding a bit of truth. She is queer and has recently been studying herbal medicine ( mostly at the Hawkins Library ) and also acquired her first tarot deck. Knowing damn well her father would have a heart attack if he ever looked up from his computer screen for more than five minutes.

[cathedreal]

𝔽𝕠𝕣𝕓𝕚𝕕𝕕𝕖𝕟 𝔽𝕣𝕦𝕚𝕥 ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝟙 ℂ.ℍ

ೄྀ࿐Corpse x Female Reader ೄྀ࿐Genre: Dark Academia ೄྀ࿐Warnings: Mention of: blood, knife + small wounds inflicted, alcohol, smoking/cigarettes, a toxic relationship (not with Corpse) ೄྀ࿐Word count: 3.1K+  ೄྀ࿐Summary: Willow Creek Academy is full of mysteries, or so you find out when you are unwillingly iniated into a secret society with none other than your boyfriend’s best friend, Corpse. Secrets are kept, tensions rise high, and you are in the middle of it all. Together with Corpse, you have to find a way to leave the society and make it out alive while staying under the radar when you find yourselves the primary suspects in a murder case.

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AUTUMN, SEMESTER 1

 “Where the fuck am I?” you mumble, your voice loud in the silence of the room. Warm skin brushes against your own. It makes you shiver. A blindfold is tightly wound around your eyes and your arms are restrained in front of you, trying to move doesn’t help so you stay seated on your knees. 

 The air is stifling and you wonder if it’s because of your panicked state or because of the dustiness of the room itself. It smells like spilled wine, cigarette smoke, books collecting dust on the shelves. You wonder if you’re in the academy’s library but you doubt it. The librarian would have never agreed to holding hostages in there, the books were too precious to risk ruination.

 Your boyfriend, James, had invited you to meet him under the big oak tree on the campus’ edge in the late evening. You often study there, a red pen between your teeth for taking notes, the grass pricking into your thighs familiarly. James rarely sits with you there to study; he finds the grass stains not worth the peacefulness of the rustling of the wind through the leaves, the birds happily chirping in the background to keep you company. He rather studies elsewhere and you wonder if this was the place he frequents.

 You should have realised that when James asked you to meet him there, it was suspicious behaviour. But you had trusted him wholly and now you’re here, on your knees, another person next to you in probably the same position. You wonder if James had something to do with this. You don’t have to wonder for long. The blindfold is ripped away from your eyes and you blink rapidly to get rid of the spots that float in front of them. You don’t see much but hooded figures looming over you dangerously, objects in hand that you can’t quite make out. You glance to the side then and make out curly hair, a collared shirt with a chain dangling against the brown sweater layered above. It glints in the light of the candles surrounding you. 

 “Sol Omnia Regit.”

 “What is happening?” you ask, thrashing around a little in your restraints. A hooded figure suddenly leans close and shushes you. There is a split second where you think you recognise the figure’s eyes but then the person is moving away again, leaving you with a pounding heart.

 Someone leans forward again, sticking out a hand behind themselves to signal something. An object is pressed into their hand and then held out to you. For second, you think it’s a knife or a gun, something to kill you with. There was no other explanation for why you were here but some crazy ritual that you fell victim to. But then...

 "Drink," the person tells you and a crystal glass filled with a dark liquid is pressed to your lips. Blood? you think but when it’s finally pushed past your lips and tilted so you can’t do anything but drink, it proves to be wine. The bitter taste doesn’t leave your mouth even though the glass does.

Another figure crouches down in front of you then, something long glinting in the candlelight. It takes you a few seconds to recognise the object but it’s unmistakably a knife and it’s inching closer to your bound hands. You look up to the hooded figure in panic and the familiar eyes are back, this time they’re closer than before and you can place them easily. “James?” you whisper, your voice hoarse and shaking. James would never hurt you, right? He is your boyfriend, he loves you… 

 Does he? 

 Did he ever? 

 Your mind races as your hands are tugged up so your wrists can rest in the familiar hand which you hold daily. It usually doesn’t feel quite as malicious, sometimes it does, never with other people around.

The person next to you, Corpse, you’re guessing, is holding his breath when you hold it. He can probably see the knife too, twisting expertly in James’ hand. Without deigning you with a response, James cuts into the palm of your hand and you hiss at the sting, You want to say that it is stupid to cut someone there, the palm of a hand has too many nerve endings and you could do a lot of damage but the deed has already been done. 

 Your palm is pressed against a sheet of paper with writing that you can’t quite make out and you realise that it is a contract. It’s unethical, you try to protest, you can’t make someone sign something they haven’t read, but you’re pushed back again and Corpse sucks in his breath next to you.

 "Welcome to Sol Regnum, Y/N and Corpse. You have completed your initiation."

 The lights are turned on and you squint against the sudden brightness blinding you. It takes you a few moments before you can finally look around again, the figures clad fully in black with golden threads running through the mantels they’re wearing finally take off their hoods and James is smirking down at you both.

 “My girlfriend and best friend, finally initiated,” he says, opening his arms as if he has just won the greatest victory. It feels nothing like that. 

 You exchange a look with Corpse, one filled with confusion and worry, before you let your eyes wander around the room. Heavy curtains hang in front of the tall windows, blocking out every possible source of light from the outside. Even the moon can’t shine through. The room is cast in shadows from the now dulled lighting. Your eyes are used to the light again and it is not as bright as it was when someone had snapped them on. The lights have a yellow cast over them, making everyone look just a little bit sick. There are books strewn around the room, the bookcases, which run along one big wall, are all stuffed full so the makeshift piles of books in the corners are there not for aesthetic purposes, but for necessity. Broken busts sit on the floor sadly, some missing a nose, other half of their head. You wonder if it’s a metaphor for something, if the busts represent the brokenness of the secret society you were now initiated in. 

 Everything is starting to make sense now. How James had often disappeared at night, leaving you alone in his bed, wondering if he was with another girl. How there were whispers in the hallway wherever you went as of late, something you had blamed on your own insecurities haunting you rather than real people doing so. How James had looked at you in a way that sent shivers down your spine and not in a good way. It had felt malicious, like there was something waiting for you that you didn’t know anything about. But he did, he probably planned the whole thing.

 Corpse is back up on his feet before you are and he rounds up on James, pulling him into a corner of the room with a firm hand. You blindly follow, avoiding the glances that the other members of this society throw you. It feels like they’re evaluating you even past your initiation. You want to scream at them that you never asked for this, that you didn’t even want to be initiated in a society that you know nothing about. You were forced here but you doubt they would care.

 “No warning, nothing,” you hear from the corner. Corpse’s hand is still pressing into James’ shoulder, his other hand drumming restlessly on his thigh. There is a lone cigarette sticking out from Corpse’s curly hair, balancing dangerously on his ear. You step closer, take your place next to Corpse where it usually was next to James. You’re on Corpse’s side in this matter, though, and James can know that, no matter what the repercussions were.

 You shake your head at James as he laughs good-naturedly. He is the star of the university, the golden boy, the popular guy everyone wants to either have or be friends with. After a year or so of being in a relationship with him, however, you know better than to trust his charismatic laugh, the crinkle in the skin next to his eyes that solidifies his position as the good guy. There was danger in his smile, a certain sense of disingenuousness in the sound of his laughter. 

 You step closer to Corpse.

 “I agree, James. What were you thinking? You never even ask-”

 “Why would I?” James asks and steps closer to you, the shadows casting over his face are making him look like he is the villain of a big play, ready to kill the main character.

 Corpse, cast as the hero, places himself in front of you, half-shielding you with his body. Corpse’s hands are shaking next to his sides but he’s still there, back straight, shoulders down, his head raised which gives him the advantage of a few inches over James.

 “She’s right, you should have asked if we even wanted this.”

 “It’s the opportunity of a life-time! This society will ensure that you will have a good future, something to pass down to your children.”

 You let a hollow laugh escape and the both of them turn to you. “We’re rich, James. All of us are. There was no need for a fucking society, we’re ensured a good future whether we even graduate or not.”

 James shrugs and your hands clench into fists at his nonchalance. You gasp softly when you feel the wound in the palm of your hand. When you open it again, blood rolls from your fingers and drips onto the carpet, just barely missing your shoes. “I’m going back to the dorms,” you say, desperate to get away from the claustrophobic feeling this room gives you. James shakes his head, though, and you stay in place, waiting for him to come up with one good reason for you to stay.

“The party is just getting started,” he says and music begins playing. It sounds as if it is played from an old record, the scratchiness that you would appreciate in other situations doing nothing but grating your ears. James pushes past you and Corpse both and returns with three glasses of the same wine you were forced to drink just minutes ago. It’s pushed into your hands before you can protest. The other members raise their glasses, their eyes on you and Corpse who twitches uncomfortably next to you. It’s a toast but it feels more like a warning of what is to come.

 “Come on, Y/N,” James says and wraps an arm around your waist. You shy away from the touch a little but his grip is hard, his fingertips possibly pressing bruises into your skin. “Corpse?” he adds, waiting for Corpse to hesitantly fall in line next to him. You briefly wish he was on your side instead of James’ but shake it off again. There were more important things to focus on.

 James insists that they meet the others but every person you meet is not the type of person you would want to be friends with. Arrogance and coldness roll off of them in waves, sending you the clear message that you’re not wanted here. From the way Corpse barely answers the few questions they have for you both, you realise that he feels the same. 

 You met Corpse when you started dating James. He is James’ best friend after all, or was, depending on how Corpse feels about this all. He was a little shy when you met him, didn’t say a lot but when he opened up a little, he was charming, funny. Most notably, his voice is low, something that is whispered about in the hallways of Willow Creek Academy. Despite what others say about his voice, to you it’s not weird or unusual, it’s soothing, like melted chocolate. A balm for the soul.

 Minutes pass by and as the alcohol flows freely, the inhibitions of people are lowered. There is a couple making out on the couch next to you, hands roaming each other’s body in a way that seems too private to be doing in front of a room full of people but nobody even bats an eye.

 Corpse is nowhere to be found for a little while but eventually comes back to the loveseat you’re sitting on, pointedly taking James’s place next to you. “When can we leave?” he asks, sipping his wine. You wonder how many he had but you can’t fault him for drinking. You wish you could stomach it yourself.

 “I don’t know, soon, I hope,” you answer and look around. There are people dancing to imaginary music that doesn’t match the one playing, people laughing in corners, hands pulling others behind furniture so they are just barely out of sight.

 You hear Corpse curse and when your eyes meet his again, they look slightly panicked. There are manicured hands roaming down his chest for a second before Corpse is standing again, holding out his hand to you in a clear message that you happily read correctly.

 Corpse helps you up and let’s go right away, something you unconsciously mourn. You would have liked to have Corpse’s hand in your own for a little bit longer. The touch of someone semi-familiar in a room filled with strange people would keep you from freaking out as you wade through the partying people.

 Something in this all reminds you of a bacchanal; wine, freedom, ecstasy. It seems to live in the various people here, even James isn’t untouched as his tie is halfway down his chest when you find him, his body moving close with someone else. 

 You rarely get jealous but something about this leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

 “We’re going,” Corpse announces and tries to pull away when James reaches out to catch his arm, he’s too slow. James whispers something to Corpse and you watch as his expression changes. You don’t dare to ask when you are led back outside. Corpse’s expression is thunderous and it only relaxes when he pulls out his cigarette from behind his ear with shaky fingers and lits it.

 You watch as the smoke bellows and floats up to the sky in figures you try to form recognisable shapes out of. Corpse passes his cigarette to you and you happily take it, feeling the pressure of an impending migraine disappear a little.

 “That was… Something,” you say for a lack of better words. Corpse nods but doesn’t say more. He doesn’t need to. You both know that it was insane what happened, you’re both scared for what this secret society will bring in the future, you both worry about the contract you couldn’t read in the privacy of your own minds.

 Corpse passes the house which holds the male dorms and keeps walking next to you to the other end of the campus. You thank him softly, he nods in recognition. No place is safe for a woman to walk alone and with Corpse you feel strangely safe.

 The early autumn leaves crunch under your shoes when you walk, your footsteps loud in the quiet of the evening. Your pace matches Corpse’s, though you feel like he’s letting you set the pace so you can keep up with each other.

 The building of the women’s dorm is becoming more and more visible the further you walk down the path. It’s sitting stately behind a lush garden you often tend to in your free time, as do the other girls in the building. It brings liveliness into the place which is made solely out of brick outside of it. It’s an old building, you don’t know for sure what it was before it became a campus but you think it must have been a guest house on the castle grounds. 

 Corpse walks you to the door and takes a step back when you retrieve your key. You almost invite him up to take care of his hand. Instead you make him promise to take care of it himself.

 “What do we do about the society thing?” you ask, stalling a little. You’re scared to be left alone with your thoughts right now. Corpse seems to guess it and leans against the pillar that holds up the front of the house, making no movement to leave.

 He shrugs a little and looks off into the distance. You follow his gaze but there is nothing there. “Not much we can do. The contract, though… We need to know what was on there. Maybe we can get out of it.” “I doubt it,” you laugh humourlessly but you nod anyways. “I’d rather see it first than give up immediately. I’m just not sure how to get to it.”

 “We could ditch class,” Corpse suggests, a smirk now growing on his face. You know already that Corpse didn’t attend half of the classes that he should but you laugh a little anyways, this time it’s genuine.

 “You’re an idiot,” you mumble and Corpse’s smirk grows wider, his eyes twinkling with amusement. “A smart one, though. I don’t think any of them will skip classes, even after a party like tonight.”

 “What can I say? I’m a mastermind,” Corpse jokes and pulls out his phone, handing it to you demonstratively. You put in your number on automatic pilot. “Text me when you wake up, we’ll decide on a class together then.”

 You accidentally leave a smear of blood behind on Corpse’s phone but he either hasn’t seen it or doesn’t care enough to mention it. “I’ll text you,” you promise and open the door fully now.

 There is still laughter in the hallways, soft voices that make you relax a little. You suddenly feel bone tired now that you’re in a place that signifies comfort and rest. Corpse notices and waves you inside.

 “Goodnight, Y/N. Take care of your wound.”

 You watch Corpse walk away and become one with the darkness before you finally step inside. You sluggishly climb the stairs and make your way to your dorm room, an action that takes longer than it should have. You shrug off your coat and drop it somewhere, you’d care about the crinkles you put in it in the morning. You find your first aid kit in the bathroom and pour some alcohol on the wound. It makes tears spring in your eyes but it’s necessary so you get through it on pure willpower alone. After bandaging the wound, you shed most of your clothes and finally climb into bed. You don’t even have the energy to put out the light before you fall asleep, nightmares dragging you down with them.

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Body Temperature HCs (Bros and UDs)

No one asked for this but it’s been on my mind lately and in a lot of my writing so here you go

The Brothers

Lucifer

he’s a lot warmer in his Half and True form due to the feathers

there’s a reason he wears so many layers, after all, that coat isn’t just for the aesthetic 

he’s not built for the cold though he can sustain pretty low temperatures when fully shifted 

Mammon

super fucking warm

the warmest of his brothers in all Forms

is constantly being used as a heater by Asmo when nearby 

he always has to deal with cold hands and feet during sleepovers and inevitably ends up being used as a pillow 

he doesn’t need layers and that’s half the reason why he’s fine wearing crop tops and showing lots of skin 

Leviathan

thermoregulates 

is always cold to the touch and handles the extreme temperatures of the Devildom the best out of his brothers 

in addition to his anxiety he never touches anyone because it always ends in them squirming and yelling about how cold he is

Asmodeus 

cold blooded 

relies on sun lamps and specially insulated clothes to stay warm

there’s a reason he adores stuff like hot springs

is always clinging to others for their warmth

Satan

runs on the warmer side and can handle heat better than the cold

as a born demon he’s naturally equipped for Devildom weather without any additional measures 

Beelzebub

another one who has thermoregulation 

when in Half and True form you can usually see/hear his wings buzzing wildly to keep his temperature up if he’s not using anything else to stay warm

another fan of layers 

is usually in contact with Belphie to stay warm

Belphegor

probably the most ‘normal’ out of all of them as far as human standards go

he likes comfy insulated clothes and prefers being on the warmer side

this is also due to the fact that Beel needs help maintaining his temperature

always keep an insulated scarf in his pillow in case Beel needs it

The Undateables 

Diavolo

the hottest demon/person you will ever come into contact with

he’s scorching

he nearly burns human flesh in human form and has to concentrate on his temperature to make sure he doesn’t hurt anyone

on the rare occasions that he loses his temper it’s not uncommon for smoke to come off of his skin and for things to light on fire

very much of the dragon aesthetic 

can handle any temperature in the Devildom 

any clothes are just for show

Simeon

depends entirely on his mood

is usually a soothing cool but spikes of emotion can plunge that in either direction 

if he’s unsettled his energy will give him away with a single touch

this is part of why he wears gloves (I also hc him as being similar to Vulcans in being able to get emotional feedback through touch)

Barbatos

another cold blooded

all of his clothes are insulated, there’s a reason you always see him covered from the neck down

he doesn’t cling to people to absorb warmth, it’s unsightly for a butler of his station 

expect a lot of cuddles if you get close though

Solomon

on the cooler side, especially his hands 

prefers layers to stay warm

has a running theory that being cooler has something to do with Asmo and Barbatos being his most powerful pacts since they’re both cold blooded

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Random LOV Headcanons

• Repeating something from my book “Did My Time”, due to the damage to Dabi’s body, he needs to use eyedrops multiple times a day. The amount depends on whether or not he uses his Quirk a lot; if he uses it more, he’ll need to practically drown his eyes with special medicated eyedrops to help with the dry-eye.

Adding onto this, due to his body’s natural affinity for the cold, he prefers cold things more than hot, because he has a worse reaction to hot/spicy things compared to other people (just like his mother). Yes, this means I HC him to absolutely never get brain freeze. The others are always jealous of him whenever he chugs a Slurpee in one go.

His burnt, scarred skin is extremely sensitive, especially to scents and scented lotions. He’s found that ointment works to keep things moist, but that also means he needs to be constantly re-applying it every time it dries, given that his Quirk is constantly drying out his skin to the point of damage. Every time his staples tug, even a little, it’s really painful and he’s prone to bleeding.

He does have a bit of a protective instinct, but only over those he deems weaker than him (and let’s be honest, he already has a lot of trouble with his own self-image, so that list might be shorter than you’d think). Definitely has an ‘irritated older sibling to hyperactive younger sibling’ relationship with Toga once they start to get closer. Gets unnecessarily competitive with others he considers stronger than himself, even if he himself doesn’t immediately realize what he’s doing.

Due to his Quirk being dangerous to himself, he can smell off, and he gets very touchy about it. Having grown up in a wealthy family, he can get very insecure at his bedraggled appearance and smell. He literally smells like burnt flesh all the time, and it lingers on his own body and his clothing. Due to this, he always hits up a laundromat to wash his clothes a few times a week, using money he’s picked off of wealthier victims of his. Really lays on the cologne to mask his natural corpse smell (and usually ends up smelling like pine trees, smoke, and something vaguely rotting).

Dabi is incredibly touch-starved, given that most people look at him and recoil in horror. He’s more like a cat, though. If you give him too much attention, he gets annoyed, but if he happens to rest his arm on your head or shoulder, that’s his way of subtly asking for positive attention. Depending on who’s doing it, he won’t immediately shove someone away if they decide to hug him. He’s a bit iffy with touch, and the fear of accidentally hurting someone he’s close to with his own Quirk messes with his head a lot. He can be a bit of an attention whore, given his fucked-up childhood, and when he gets praise it can put him in a good mood for a while. He really internalizes negative attention and can brood about not being good enough for a long time though. Won’t admit it, but he lives for headpats. Please give him headpats. He deserves headpats. Just watch out for the hair dye.

• Shigaraki’s Quirk does affect his body, though not by quickly decaying him like he does other things. Instead it’s more of a ‘slow-burn’ decay, and his constant itching is one side-effect of that. Since his body is constantly breaking down (his scratching gets rid of a lot of dead skin on the surface), his skin is incredibly sensitive and he can’t use most face/skin products because it damages him even more and he reacts horribly to it. So far he hasn’t found a brand that can help with his marred skin. Adding to this, he can’t stand spicy foods because it aggravates his decaying body.

Since his body is in a constant state of death and dying, this means he can smell off on even good days. It could be described as musty or ‘stale’, and since he’s extremely sensitive to scents and lotions/creams, he can’t exactly just use any old cologne to mask it.

Sometimes his throat gets super dry and he chokes on debris from his own mouth and throat. He needs to constantly hydrate to keep things from getting a bit too dusty. This means he prefers wet/moist foods over dry, and if he eats anything dry he’ll have a drink to go with it. At Kurogiri’s insistence, he always has a few bottles of water in his room at a time so he doesn’t have to get up in the night to go to a working sink for a drink.

This boy is so touch-starved. Whenever someone of the League hugs him, he acts huffy about it, but he doesn’t shove them off (unless it’s Dabi giving him a noogie, then he threatens death, much to the taller one’s amusement). He secretly craves touching other people. He’s terrified of accidentally dusting someone he cares about again (his family’s deaths haunt his dreams more nights than not), but if someone hugs him he just kind of melts into it. Someone please hug this boy. He needs headpats and positive reinforcement.

• Spinner absolutely loves sunning himself on rocks during summer. Whenever the weather is hot and it’s sunny, if he has a day off you’ll find him chilling outside on a rock just soaking up the sun.

Adding onto this, he really loves humid, hot weather. While the rest of the League (especially Dabi) is suffering, he’s just vibing with the weather.

And he sheds. Usually a few times a year, but it’s not uncommon to see large swaths of translucent white patches left behind. This can annoy the League, but to his credit, Spinner tries to keep it on the down-low. More than once he’s tried inconspicuously rubbing his arm or cheek against Shigaraki to try and help get the dead skin off. (He gets really irritated, but it helps with the itching a bit, so he doesn’t really complain unless he’s trying to concentrate on something.)

• Compress will casually swipe up random items that the League leaves around and later might give them back depending on what it is. The other members can get varying levels of annoyed at this, but they don’t get too beat up about it considering Compress’s Quirk and personality. (This is how Toga lost her favorite lip gloss. She didn’t stop pouting for a week until Twice bought her another one.)

When he gets anxious or bored, he often resorts to simple hand tricks to keep himself entertained: fiddling around with his marbles, practicing simple card tricks, or practicing magic.

• Toga loves horror. Almost any horror. Especially guro. During movie nights with the League, as long as the movie has some form of mutilation and/or blood, she’s giving it her full attention. Adding to this, she really loves anything written by Junji Ito and has read Tomie about twenty times. Despite this, she has a soft spot for cutesy things and her aesthetic is Gurokawa. She definitely has a Gloomy Bear plush or two.

She definitely has a fondness for beauty products, given that she’s still just a normal girl despite her Quirk. This fact can make her really insecure, and she’s prone to depressive episodes just like anyone else in the League where she does herself up real pretty just to try and feel more ‘in tune’ with her femininity and less like the monster her parents saw her as. Magne helped with this a lot in the past, but now that she’s gone she relies more on the others to help cheer her up.

She is not above forcing the other League members into spa days. Shigaraki is the only one who doesn’t have to get a facial, though she does insist on painting his nails and doing his hair.

• Kurogiri’s mist/fog can get blown away quicker than he can create more, but only by a very strong wind. It’s hilarious. Shigaraki can’t stop teasing him for it.

Is not above using his Quirk to forcefully separate two squabbling parties, especially in the bar hideout.

When he’s bored, he does bar tricks, much to Toga’s delight.

Since quite a few League members are under drinking age, he always makes sure to have sparkling cider on hand.

He carries snacks and a first-aid kit every time the League goes out on a mission -- especially when it’s Shigaraki heading out. He really does care for the man and will be the first to hand him ointment whenever his skin gets really crumbly or damaged.

Has come to reluctantly see the League as people he worries for. That’s the closest to “hm yes these are my children now I must protect” that you’ll get.

He misses Magne for how sensible she could be. He appreciates Compress’s overall chill vibe and his being the voice of reason among their little group of mass murderers.

• Kurogiri and Magne were the League’s parental figures. You can’t fight me on this. (Kurogiri reluctantly, Magne enthusiastically.) Compress was more like the outgoing uncle that has a sense of humor nobody can really understand at first and was definitely a theater major in college.

• Shigaraki and Dabi love chicken nuggets. Every time someone brings home fast food, you can bet your ass they’ll have ordered like a fifty-piece chicken nugget meal from wherever sells that. Constantly have to deal with each other trying to swipe the other’s nuggets when they finish their own.

• Twice loves Vine compilations and can recite a worrying number of them from memory. He gets a kick out of the “A Bagel, Two Bagels” one for how much he relates to it.

• Before she died, Magne loved when Toga begged her to help her with makeup. It helped with her dysphoria when Toga would doll her up.

She loved window-shopping and imagining herself wearing some of the stylish clothes in shop windows.

Despite her cruel persona towards her enemies, Magne had a soft spot for elegant-cute things, kinda like Toga but a little less bloody.

• Muscular always challenges the other League members to arm-wrestling when he’s around. He always wins. The others have learnt not to accept his challenges, lest they want bruises/sprains.

• Mustard is very childish in his tastes. He loves chicken nuggets and mac n’ cheese. Provokes people by pulling his lower eyelid down and sticking his tongue at them. I can definitely imagine him muttering “Eat my shorts” or “Don’t have a cow, man” whenever another member is angry about something.

• In this household we pretend that Moonfish does not exist.

• If the League had Switches, you bet your ass they play Animal Crossing on them.

Toga would go for a ‘Aika Village’ aesthetic, all gloomy and creepy but with an undeniably cute element to it. Definitely wears pastels and gothic-themed clothing.

Shigaraki models his after his favorite RPG and hunts down NPCs that fit the personalities of the various characters. His favorite characters tend to be dogs. Will not hesitate to kick out any animal who fails his ‘vibe check’. Surprisingly, this game can calm him down almost as well as an RPG. Joycon drift is the bane of his existence.

Compress uses only the most glamorous, expensive items on his island. Outright refuses to use dirt paths. Uses only Snooty villagers.

Dabi wants his island to look the best and is uncharacteristically stern about how his island looks. Everything is very neat and streamlined (and he has an outdoor gym near his player’s home). Will physically fight anyone who tries to ruin it by littering or messing around on it. He has a rivalry with Compress about whose island looks the best.

Spinner doesn’t really care about how his island looks. He just wants to max out his encyclopedias. Shigaraki once caught him up at 3 AM because he was trying to catch a spider crab.

Kurogiri doesn’t play it that often, so his island is fairly undeveloped. Doesn’t really care about it, considering his responsibilities to the League overpower a video game.

Muscular doesn’t care about it at all and doesn’t play.

Mustard made his island look like something out of Harvest Moon or Stardew Valley; a town area, a forest, and even a beach.

[heleneplays]

RELICS MC PROFILE

Helene Spillane || Linguist

Ethnicity: (in-game) American, with Chinese descent || (hc) American, with Chinese & Filipino descent :)

Personality Stats: (end of Book 1) Suspicious - 63% • Professional - 51% • Spiritual - 57% • Altruistic - 84% • Adventurous - 68%

Skill Stats: [I forgot to screenshot my first from book 1 so i'm gonna use the sequel demo stats ( •̩̥̀ω•̩̥̀ )7 ] Subterfuge - 12 • Gunplay - 11 • Charm - 7 • Reactions 5 • Fisticuffs - 3 • Athleticism - 3

Priorities: Money • Academic Reputation • Politics • Glory

Relationships: All in wonderful standing || Everyone alive & healthy

Orientation: Lesbian 👭🏽💖

Romance Option: Still not over María García Pérez & is hoping and yearning to get back with her

Other Info

Birthday: January 10th

Height: 5'1 1/2

Blood Type: O+

Parent/s Status: Disowned Hasn't talked with one another for serveral years now || because of their fighting over her career, lifestyle choices & sexual orientation

Fun Facts:

She considers herself to be raised by her Grandpa Jack + Molly & Grandma Elíza, since her parents... she didn't have a typical childhood, that's all I can say.

Learned how to pickpocket, dance & shoot a gun from Jack; learned how to cook, dress fashionably, and take care of people from Molly; learned how to be unapologetic yet unfailingly charming, fine-tune her presence, and sharpen her instincts from Elíza.

Combined, they all taught her how to play & gamble like a pro, including cheating in the games :) [spoilers ;)]

A natural polyglot, learned & fluent in 16 languages by age 9;;; one of the reasons she got into archeology was bc of her fascination with the way humans developed languages (and also her morbid curiousity abt the dead)

But also it's about the adventure <3

Talented in the arts, which helped her as a visual learner; keeps it secret because it's something private she likes to keep. Much like her past with María 😔

Favorite season is Winter because it means cold air, ice skating trips, going in the woods, and cuddles 😳

Outgoing & Friendly, allegedly. Actually v Private & Sarcastic at the privacy of her own home or with trusted friends

Hates smoking but loves drinking

Her aesthetic is primarily rooted on elegance & a dash of hominess, and a lot of functionality

Generally obeys rules, but bends or breaks it if needs must

Radiates BDE x2 (Big Dick Energies & Big Dumbass Energies)

Can and Will kill if it's nazi lives 😌🔪

hmmm what else

OH YEAH

FOSTERS CATS WHEN SHE'S NOT ON AN EXPEDITION BC SHE'S V SOFT FOR THEM AND ALSO IT'S ABOUT LOVING MAJESTIC CREATURES

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So far that's the extent of my ideas for my MC bc to be honest the bullet points just said: Disaster lesbian for María, Big Dumbass Genius, & in possession of only one (1) functioning braincell

ANYWAYS I just want to thank Mr. James Shaw again for developing this game universe :') I'm just so inspired for it and I scream everytime he just comes out popping into my notifs :'D

but seriously, my clownery? in this blog?? being noticed by OG source of all these??? I am dying from a mix of glee, shock, and shame. I am small and baby & I don't know how to cope other than memes and more memes like the absolute clown I am 😳👉🏻👈🏻 ANYWAYS if you're still reading up to this point,,,, so sorry for making u read all my ramblings & THANK YOU 💖💖💖

[sisterkosho]

Modern!AU Headcanons | Geto Family

Credits: Y'all know the drill. Ayume art in the header by @hiikkups on Instagram. Go follow her. 🔫👁👄👁

Warnings: None today. Just some modern shenanigans for your reading pleasure.

Notes: Y'all also know the other drill. I procrastinate and don't write Ayume's bio, and y'all get some random fic/HC post because I gotta keep y'all fed somehow. With that being said, here's some modern HCs for the SuguYume fam while I work on the Discord, because we were talking about it again last night and it's honestly one of my favorites + another coping mechanism so yEET--

It all started when Ayume Nejireta Geto moved in next door with her husband and two children.

What could possibly go wrong?

Turns out, their elderly neighbor, Rui, was none to thrilled about their house having been built on top of one of her flower gardens. Despite it happening decades before they even arrived there.

Grandma holds a grudge ok.

Thankfully, she didn't scare them off like she did any of the previous families who had lived there.

You get used to her after awhile.

The one person she happened to take a liking to was Satoru of all people, who she met during one of the family's backyard BBQs. Which are always a mess btw, needless to say.

She even made cookies for him.

Ayume and Suguru were extremely confused because of this. How did he manage to get on her good side?

"She never gives us cookies, wth."

Turns out he had been flirting with her. Big surprise.

Though in his own defense, you'd never guess Rui was a grandma just by looking at her. The neighborhood is convinced she's immortal and doesn't age.

Ever since that day, Satoru made it a point to stop by Rui's whenever he's visiting. Just because he knows flattery will get him free food.

He's rarely allowed to visit specifically for that reason. Well, that and the fact that he's just a bad influence on the girls and everyone knows it.

Then again, the family friend, Juno, isn't much better.

He somehow got ahold of the spare key, and will randomly just let himself in.

They once woke up at 3 A.M because they heard rummaging around coming from the kitchen.

Suguru instinctively grabbed a bat and went to go switch on the lights.

Only to find Juno eating out of their trash like a raccoon.

This lead to the girls new favorite excuse.

"Juno ate my homework."

We don't talk about the time he brought a rock over claiming it was his son.

Sometimes they question why they still associate with him, but still let him stick around for whatever reason.

At the very least, he's intimidated by Ayume. So he doesn't cause too much trouble.

The family has a wide array of strange decorations in their home. Most of which they don't even recall buying.

Such as the weird plant in their dining room that sorta looks like it has a face...

There's also the model volcano the girls made for a school project.

For some reason, they had stuck one singular googly eye on it and named it "Jogo".

Ayume and Suguru were understandably a bit concerned, but It's fine as long as you don't make eye contact with it.

Ayume runs a little Etsy shop where she sells stickers she made. Along with some other little aesthetic items like pins.

For designs inspired by various curses, they're surprisingly cute.

The girls like to help her make some of the designs from time to time.

Since it's more of a hobby than an actual job, she always makes sure the money earned from the things they helped with are spent on them.

Shopping trips tend to be the most chaotic.

And that's not even considering the encounters they have with Mahito. The hobo that tends to hang around the entrance.

We don't talk about him.

Somehow, the trips always lead to Ayume running around while pushing the girls on the shopping cart.

Suguru always ends up having to chase after them because plz they're gonna get hurt--

Heaven forbid they run into Rui somewhere along the line, because it only gets 10x worse. She offers to push the cart and ends up almost knocking down every shelf and person in sight.

There was one instance where she ran right over Satoru.

After all that, Ayume and the girls end up making Suguru push them around in one of those carts with the seats on them for the rest of the trip because their legs got tired from running around.

They eventually end up getting kicked out.

Suguru sometimes has to wonder what he's doing here.

"How? How do you get us kicked out of WALMART?"

"Beats me. Hey, let's go to Ikea next!"

They are currently banned from 3 different Walmarts, two Ikeas and a McDonald's.

The McDonald's was from the time Satoru had come to visit and got stuck in the play place.

Suguru had to climb up there to try and get him out, but also got stuck.

Turns out, Rui had gotten stuck before they even got there. Which they only learned after hearing a faint "So. You too huh?" from the the next tunnel over.

In the end, they ended up having to call the fire department to get these two grown men and one grandma out of the play place.

It was on the local news and everything.

The footage had been provided by Nanako, who had recorded the entire incident while Ayume and Mimiko giggled hysterically.

You better believe they were never able to live it down.

After that nightmare, Suguru had tried to make dinner but ended up setting off the smoke alarm.

All he was trying to do was put a frozen pizza in the oven...

Needless to say, it was a rough day for everyone.

Date nights for the couple are rare and reserved for special occasions. Mainly because they hardly trust anyone to babysit.

Rui doesn't seem to understand the concept of children, and it would be a cold day in hell before they'd ever ask Satoru.

But sometimes, they manage to convince Kento.

He's the only one they find trustworthy enough for the job. Because although the girls find him a little boring and strict at times, he's the only responsible person they know.

At least with him, they can rest assured that the house will still be standing by the time they get back.

And on the plus side, the girls love Yu. Because let's face it, he's the fun uncle. So when Kento makes it a point to bring him along, there's always plenty of fun to be had.

Even if it feels like he's stuck babysitting 3 kids instead of 2 at times...

In case it wasn't already obvious, they're one of the most chaotic families in the whole neighborhood.

But that's what makes them interesting, so they somehow manage remain on good terms with everyone.

If one thing is for certain, it's that there's never a dull moment when it comes to the Geto family.

[spacehologramcollection]

Hello! Im a big fan of your MK posts. So, I have an idea (albiet cliché, lmao.) Anyway, I had to help my snake shed the other day. It gave me an idea, could you include some of the pets the MKCrew may have? Of course they wouldn't be cannon, but some creatures you could see them having. If you do decide to do it, please include Johnny Cage and Erron. Thank you!

Hi! I’m glad you enjoy my posts! :) And of course! I wrote this on the bus whilst a storm was happening! Rain, Raiden and Fujin must have been arguing! I loved this idea, it was so cute!!! Thank you for the request!I put a cut in because it was a bit long and didn’t want to clog the tags!Warnings; Mentions of Kano but it is a shitpost, when isn’t it? When I die, I want that on my grave ‘Shitposted about Kano a lot’

·        Sub-Zero (Kuai Liang); 110% a penguin. He fucking yeets an ice one at people in Injustice. He thinks their adorable. Plus, they mate for life, loyalty and sweet as fuck. They can live in cold temperatures (well most of them) So that’s perfect for him! And did he mention they are cute as fuck? I have some art of Sub feeding some penguins. Best thing I’ve ever bought.

·        Bi-Han; As Bi-Han he'd want a polar bear. Their soft and fluffy. But also, terrifying. Like, can you picture one of them, with Bi-Han on the back. Magical. Very scenic, enough to be on a card you send your aunt at Christmas. That and it’s better than Kuai’s fucking penguin. Fuck the penguins.

·        Noob; Is Saibot a pet? Potentially. He does lift him up and they do look ready to drop the hottest mix tape of 2019. But on a serious note. A bat. Cliché as fuck. But they like the dark, they hang upside down. Feared but oddly loveable. And they fit his new edgy "It’s not a phase Kuai!!!” aesthetic.

·        Smoke; A snake. Why? Low-key chilled. I imagine something like a ball python. Something that’s going to be chilled. That, and their perceived as scary as fuck, but are actually adorable. Just like he is! Will boop the snoot. It’s called Noodle and you cannot tell me otherwise. Sir Noodle of Noodleton. Would be his full title, has made him a little crown.  Will often bitch about people to it. Mainly about Bi-Han.

·        Kabal; A dog. He 110% has a dog. I agree with the general consensus he adopted a dog. He probably has a staffie. A fat, happy, rescue Staffie. It’s chilled, laidback but can be energetic. Just like him. This’ll only apply to Post-Burn Kabal. Pre-burn wants a dog. But knows he has no time... unless he’s got a cute neighbour who doesn’t mind dog sitting when he’s away. Now I want to write fluff about this HC.

·        Erron Black; either a horse or a deer.  A horse is an obvious shout. But like I don’t know why I’m saying deer. I can just imagine him explaining it to Kabal like “their majestic as fuck” and that’s probably the reason why I say deer. I imagine he’s the type of person to take people camping. Just to look at the fucking deer. He’d be like that vine, were someone sneezes and scars the deer off. “Oh, nice one Kano"

·        Cassie Cage; Going out on a limb here to say, she has a dog. And not a small dog either. I imagine she’s got a German Shepherd, but she gave it a really soft name. Just to psych people out. Like “Oh you wanna meet Snuzzles?” and it’s just this hulking ex-military dog she rescued. Scary on the outside. Soft on the inside.

·        Johnny Cat; Yeah, he��s got a Sphynx Cat. Where did it come from? It was A cat that was used on set for one of his movies. It was meant to be one of the baddies cats, but he could not stop fawning over it. And that’s how Beerus Snagglepuss came to be. He loves that fucking cat. It’s his mascot now. Matching sunglasses as well. Tweets about it loads.

·        Kano; Is an animal himself so doesn’t really have a pet.  I would not trust him with anything. Because I’m pretty sure in one of his taunts, he stabs and eats a lizard. Him and Baraka are similar on that field, but you know, Baraka is more of a gentleman and probably smells better.

·        Takeda; He wanted a rabbit. But Hanzo wasn’t having it. So, Jacqui being the absolute good-hearted princess she is, got him one to keep on the farm. Hoppy the bunny is its name. And it is so fucking soft. He loves it. Best gift ever. Just don’t tell Hanzo… Jax cannot believe he’s been saddled with a fucking rabbit. But he loves it too.

·        Havik; No pets but moths flock to him. Why? Because they are chaotic as fuck too. He is their lamp. Before opening Hotaru’s wardrobe and letting them in, so they can chew holes in his clothes. Chaossss.

·        Scorpion (Hanzo Hasashi); Does not own pets. But he has a soft spot for dogs and cats. He doesn’t have time for himself, let alone a pet. But like, when he spies a cat or dog. He kinda sneak pets it. He’ll make sure nobody is looking and BAM pets. Even if anyone saw him petting the cat, are they going to tell someone? No. Because nobody would fucking believe them.

·        Geras; Kronika is the type of person to say ‘I’m allergic to animal hair’ when she’s not. Just so nobody can have their pets around her. Sorry, not fucking sorry. So poor Geras has been lacking in the pet department. His eternal loneliness would be made a lot easier if she allowed him to have a pet. I honestly think he’d like cats, more specifically a quirky looking rescue cat. He’s alone and thinks he needs an equally as quirky companion.

·        Skarlet; I think she’d have a snake. Not a small one either. Like a massive python or a constrictor. She’d be the type to lounge around with her snake. She gives me major villainess vibes, but on a Dark Queen level. And I fucking love it. So yeah, I think a snake fits her aesthetically and personality wise. Scary on the outside but loveable. That is a running theme for most of the Kombat Krew, to be honest.

·        Raiden; He. Is. A. Cat. Person. He loves them. Oh my god look at their lil ears twitching. Legend says Sky Temple is a safe haven for strays. He just loves them. They are calming, cute and little sweethearts. He will never be caught fawning over them in front of others. But, showing him a cute cat is one sure way to get out of trouble. It’s why Kung Lao will bring the cutest one with him, when Raiden has requested a meeting. He can’t shout at him if he’s holding a purring bundle of joy.

·        Fujin; Whilst Fujin likes cats. I imagine he has a pet bird. Something like a Falcon, it’s not really a pet, but more of a wild friend. He respects nature too much. This bird will come constantly to see him, bring him messages and it’s a friendship that was built up over time. He likes birds because they need the wind to fly. They are also free to go anywhere they want and see everything and anything they want. Something he sort of envies. Plus, he loves the sound of them. The Dawn Chorus is the perfect meditation music.

·        Rain; Totally has a tiger or some exotic big cat. He is literally a Disney Princess to me at this point. Something that is intimidating to others but soft and sweet to him. I always imagine rich people have exotic pets and well this is it. I do not promote keeping them as pets. But if we are talking what they would canonically keep, it would be something like a big cat. Or maybe a peacock. Something flamboyant.

·        Jade; Even before the Kotal ship set sail. I always imagined Jade having an affinity with big cats. But unlike Rain, I kind of pictured Jade having more of an alliance and understanding with them. Rather than having one as a pet. Maybe one she rescued as a cub, raised up, set free and it comes and aids her from time to time. She is so perfect and has a heart of gold. It would be hard not to see this. I am getting all soft and fluffy imagining this now.

[notthatiwilleverwriteit]

Hello, notwhatIwroteallthis. I have a question. Why do some people bring He Chen and She Li together? Did these characters interact in any way in the history of manhua? What did I miss? I'm sorry, I don't speak English very well.Therefore, questions can be put poorly. If you don't know the answer to my question, you don't need to answer it. Thanks

Hello!

I think this is the first time I’m talking about HC/SL (ChengLi..?). As a bit of a heads-up, I’m one of those people who ship them. Kinda. Semi-ship. LiTou is my main ship for SL’s character, but I’m definitely interested in ChengLi content, too. They very much cater to my personal aesthetics when it comes to fictional relationships.

In case anyone has a problem with this ship, please ignore this answer. There will be ChengLi content ahead.

“Did these characters interact in any way in the history of manhua? What did I miss?”

Don’t worry, you haven’t missed anything. So far (with 320 published chapters), SL and HC haven’t directly interacted or shared any panels. As far as we know, this was the closest HC has come to know about SL (ch. 266, 267):

It’s unclear to us how much HT told HC about the situation other than that he needed muscle-related backup. Did he mention SL by the name? Did any bells ring in HC’s head at SL’s name? We also don’t know how in detail Qiu later told HC about what had happened. Did he tell about how unpredictable SL was? Was there a need for him to keep an eye on the situation since it looked like SL was on HT’s shitlist? Did HC learn SL’s name and thought to look into him and his family and possible affiliations? I would imagine in his line of work, you want to stay on top of things as much as possible. Being in the dark could backfire majorly. 

Also, I think it’s very likely SL knows about HC. He seems to be familiar enough with HT to know about his brother and most probably his influence and power in the underworld. Has he ever physically seen HC, though? Do SL’s superiors talk about him?

As you see, there isn’t a lot and most of it is just tossing out questions.

“Why do some people bring He Chen and She Li together?”

Lack of interaction has never stopped fans from shipping characters, and that is very much the case with ChengLi, too. Though, I can only speak for myself as to “why”. Everyone has individual, personal reasons for shipping ChengLi. They might be attracted to their potential dynamics or a headcanon version of their relationship. To me, all that is needed to ship something is that the thought of the characters together flips the bottom of my stomach in a certain way. Sometimes canon has very little if anything to do with that.

Personally, I’m attracted to “the mature authority vs. the immature brat” dynamics I get from ChengLi. There’s a dark vibe of HC overpowering SL and putting him in his place that really appeals to me. HC has this calm yet intimidating aura. He’s a mixture of roughness and danger but also tenderness and looking after what’s important to him.

In one of my previous answers, I talked about how I view SL as a sexual (and romantic) being. To me, he’s someone who looks for extremes in love as well as in everything else in life. I picture him being attracted to either controlling the relationship or being controlled by someone. With HC, I doubt he would just roll over and submit but I think he could find a certain kind of safety and security in HC overpowering him and taking control.

SL would still be his disturbing, twisted self but it kind of sends thrills down HC’s back and excites him. He never knows when he would wake up to a cold blade pressing against his pulsepoint and find SL hovering over him, his eyes glowing a little in the darkness. The sharp point would graze him a little when HC snatched SL by the wrist and manhandled him around, twisting SL’s arm painfully until he dropped the knife. A bit out of breath, SL would crane his neck to smirk at him. HC would loosen his hold a little but utilize his weight to pin SL against the mattress. His breath would be hot against the side of SL’s face - sharp wafts of whiskey in it - when he leaned down to mutter “fucking brat” in SL’s ear, his voice somewhere between amusement and affection.

Or when SL smells someone else’s perfume on HC and snarls at him and HC grabs SL’s jaw tightly and narrows his eyes at him in a warning. Or when SL snatches HC’s cigarette from between his lips to smoke it himself. Or when SL sometimes sits on the wide windowsill at night, wearing HC’s white dress shirt and smoking HC’s cigarettes, and HC quietly watches the way the pale moonbeams hit his platinum wisps. Or when SL is waiting for him when HC comes home and HC can’t tell whose blood SL has on his clothes.

...That’s basically why I’m personally attracted to the thought of them together. They’re both dark and dangerous but in different ways.

Thank you for your question! Also, thank you for your patience waiting for my answer!

[confidcnte-blog]

☾ — ·˚ »  WESTLEY DUVAL is in saint tropez!! they often get mistaken as ( REECE KING ). apparently, ( HE ) is the ( CONFIDANT ) of the group. they’re a ( TWENTY TWO ) year old ( BISEXUAL CISMALE ). i hear where they’re known as ( SANGUINE ) and ( SECRETIVE ). they also make their living as a ( BARTENDER/INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS STUDENT ) but you’d have to ask them a bit more. // ira, they/she, 20, gmt+3

YO HEY so i’m Ira and this is Wes and he’s my actual son please love us, ya won’t regret it

here’s the down low on Wes, i’m gonna use bullet points because #efficiency and also it’s the Hot Thing To Do

also that gif up there is for aesthetic purposes lbr this is the real one i wanted to use

SO

Wes grew up in Amherst, Massachusetts and moved to Boston when he was about 9 and after a while he developed a very very faint Bostonian accent which he low-key hates and was probably made fun of for once he went to Uni.. it gets a little thicker when he’s upset or emotional and he hates it n the way it sounds ( he feels like it sounds v uncool )

He grew up as the eldest child of five with a single mother and as he grew older felt a lot of pressure to be ‘the man of the house’

He got his first actual job at 13 to help support his family financially and began bartending at 17 along with a few other jobs, lil boy had a fake ID and lied about his age

and now he mostly just bartends and does odd jobs here and there

and now at university he’s on a partial scholarship and the rest is paid by all the money he saved up that didn’t go to helping his family and he kinda pretends that is family is better off than it is in front of the 2 friend groups, makes it out like he bartends because he likes the atmosphere and not because he, you know, has to

tbh bartending was the perfect job for him, he totally fit the stereotype of movie bartenders.. u know the ones.. constantly polishing that one empty glass while providing support and Wise Life Advice to the bar patrons... and the glass is somehow never done being cleaned..

He’s always been really level-headed and responsible and patient and good at problem solving, he gets along with almost everyone he meets and is loyal as hell and reliable and There To Help People Get Through Stuff

He’s always there with a dumb joke or a listening ear or a shoulder to lean on for his friends

the only problem is that he never had anyone there for him, you know? he’s always been so used to giving other people advice and being That Friend that he never had anyone be that person for him SO he always pushes down his own problems and feelings and never talks about any of it with anyone else, and just does his best to always be that optimistic friend who makes things better for other people.. cause like even though he’s never really had anyone to talk to, he feels like he’d just bring people down and ruin their moods if he did

Whenever he gets upset or emotional or angry he kinda just.. shuts it off?? like, feelings? emotional vulnerability? nope, never heard of her. he  h a t e s  being confronted about his emotions/feelings/personal experiences, and will/has literally run the fuck away any time anyone would/has ever tried to turn the tables on him and get him to talk about what’s going on with him.

at the same time he’s low-key always wanted to be in love and Experience that sort of  thing but he feels like he’s only good for friendship. he’s the guy everyone is friends with, the one who cheers people up and makes people feel better and takes care of people, but not the kind of person anyone would actually want to form a romantic relationship with. ( if we’re being honest he’s also low-key low-key ‘scared’ at the concept of loving and being loved.. he hates feeling vulnerable and open to other people bc he’s.. never done that before. he’s probably a closet romantic at heart )

^ so that in mind he usually just hooks up with people and then.. that’s it. he has a lot of one night stands to try and #fillthevoid

jshdajksd dude he does this thing at his job where if someone there is really feeling down and he doesn’t know The Right Thing to say to make things better he’ll make a really bizarre cocktail or drink in front of them and name it after them

he always smells like mint and faintly of smoke ( though the fact that he smokes is kinda his #secret, he doesn’t usually smoke in front of other people bc he thinks its a nasty habit )

he really likes dark chocolate, horror/thriller movies, and making gross fountain drink mixes at restaurants

i don’t know what else to write, i have so many headcanons for him but they’ll all probably come out in time over the course of the rp

WANTED PLOTS MAYBE:

THE ENEMY -  ( from the other group ) Wes is everyone’s best friend. Wes gets along with everyone, and everyone gets along with Wes–– but for some reason, this person has always been the exception. For unknown ( or later plotted ) reasons, Wes and this Person repel each other like magnets.

THE MISTAKE – DUDE so i hc that in the past he’s always kept his friends as just friends and never wanted to hook up with one of his friends because it would have been awkward but maybe one night when he was kinda drunk and lonely he hooked up with someone from one of the groups and maybe they had a Moment or whatever and now it’s kinda awkward but he wants to pretend like it never happened

THE ‘BEST’ FRIEND – ( his group ) this person would be like.. probably his ‘gateway’ into the friend group(s), and  they used to be super super close and best friends and they did so much #stuff together but there’s some tension because it’s like he’s everyone’s ‘best friend’ and so they’re not as super close as they used to be and idk we can plot out specifics !!