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getting rid of her autism :/
#caption is a joke#i am joking#i have that#it is 1 am :3#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#but evil and fucked up#I LOVE FIDDAUTHOR YURI !!!#genderbend#if you look closely#art#fidds has pcos btw#again don't be weird#i've seen other art simmilar to this and wanted to throw my hat into the ring i guess lolz
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Pillow: fluffed
Ice pack: swapped
Dick: sucked
Stupid TV censorship
#bucktommy#tommy kinard#evan buckley#for the record#i am JOKING#they should only suck dicks if they want to#tevan
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CHIMING INTO THE BOXERS DEBATE BC PLS EXPLAIN THIS THEN YALL
idk it still doesn’t look like boxers??🤨🤨 women can’t wear boxers you know
@p0rtaled i know u were diggingg for this to prove them wrong 😭
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The crew of the Bark Europa has shore leave at False Island Point (Vega Island) and The Naze (James Ross Island)
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You know how Jensen invented being an omega? The nine inches are how Misha invented alphas
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back with the pr mandated bedroom eyes
#charlos#c2#carlos sainz#charles leclerc#i am joking#i do not think this is pr#just carlos' barely bridled lust for his cringefail work husband
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Regarding Twitter seeing the c*s word as a slur,
I’m sorry to everyone for using the hard s 😔 I’m listening and learning here. Some of my best friends are c*sgender, and as an ally to the c*shet community, I could never be a c*s phobe. I didn’t know I couldn’t say the hard s even when singing along to a song.
As a brunette, I understand oppression, so I vow to improve on learning more and uplifting c*s voices. I didn’t say it out of hate or to be offensive. It’s past time for me to shut up, listen and learn. I hope this can be a teachable moment for me. 😔
#lgbtqia#trans rights#sarcasm#I am JOKING#I was trying to copy those god awful notes apologies from celebs#also a shit post but seriously fuck Elon musky
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Hiii!! 😊😊 what do you think about Lucifer and Alastor kissing in next part?? I think it would really fit!!
Thanks Fuze. Sure. Fits amazingly. Brilliant idea
yes he’s standing on a chair idunno
#hazbin hotel#i am joking#radioapple#appleradio#duckiedeer#fanart#hazbin arr#hazbin#hazbin alastor#alastor the radio demon#lucifer morningstar#lucifer magne#alastor#AMA
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tzk..useless
this gifset goes out to @respectthepetty because we are in this trainwreck together
and also @petrichoraline for getting me the tags 💛
#kiseki: dear to me#kiseki dear to me#kisekifunnygifs#kdtm#chen yi x ai di#chen yi x eddie#chenyieddie#eddie x chenyi#eddie x chen yi#eddiechenyi#aidichenyi#mygifs#aren't you all glad i am here now?#i am joking#and no i did not do this gifset to avoid watching the newst ep..nooh nahh#never#and not i did not beg my bestie petri to get me tags#NOO- never happend
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So glad that @derinthescarletpescatarian is going to write both Inner Life and Child of a Wandering Star next. Presumably at the same time.
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Jegulus shippers are just cowards who are too afraid to ship jeverus
#this is a JOKE#jeverus#jegulus#harry potter#marauders#screw jkr#marauders era#jily#james potter#regulus black#severus snape#James potter x Severus Snape#james potter x regulus black#this again is a joke#I am JOKING#snape#a little hehe a little haha all in good fun guys
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Okay guys... it's all been fun and games, and I know you'll all have a hard time believing what I'm about to say... but I am the savemyboycole person, both on Instagram and tumblr.
I mostly just did it for the shits and giggles, but I never expected anyone would take it seriously, because I was So over-the-top with my stupidity in that petition and all my posts, like sooo stupid.
#THIS IS A JOKE#I AM JOKING#AND LYING#unreality#raine's shitposting#savemyboycole#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising
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the only clothes 'theory' i will accept is that those pants they made buck wear in the beginning of the episode in which he was going to get kissed by a man for the first time were chosen because they are SO fucking bisexuality-coded that-
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Writing prompt: Make a story with a setting that has characters who go though a plot.
#writing prompt#story prompt#writing ideas#writing inspiration#prompt idea#prompt writing#prompt post#prompt suggestions#prompt challenge#story ideas#story setting#writing characters#writing plot#this is a joke#shitposting#shitpost#shit post#shit posting#just joking#just kidding#just a joke#i'm joking#i'm kidding#don't take this too seriously#don't take it seriously#don't take this seriously lol#i am joking#i am kidding#writing writing writing#writing rambles
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My most sensible prediction for Alecto is that at some point in the book, Alecto's soul will go into Noodle.
I really hope nothing bad will ever happen to Noodle but I think that her transfering to a non-human body will give her a very sweet moment of unbridled joy. We know Nona suffers from some sort of dysphoria, wishing she had more legs and finds hands a general nuisance. If anything I am rooting that Alecto will either find a way to transform herself or find another host because having been made as a Barbie is a masive disrespect to everything that she is.
And it might also save her from the fate of every cover character in this series and will survive to be there too in the epilogue.
Also it will be badass as hell and hilariously cartoonish for her to bite John's ass.
#is a joke#i am joking#but if it ends up true its tge red ball s fault#tlt#the locked tomb#alecto the ninth#doggy alecto running the fields feeling all her muscles and all her legs finally and trully free#and harrow attempts to run after her calling her with lovely endearings but as she gets easly too tierd to run just stopes and watches her#and all harrow s worry and unease shift into something akin to happiness too#seeing how alive her beloved is#and alecto turns around and sprints towards harrow#and there is a bit of terror for a moment#she is very fast and when she clashes into harrow she puts her on the ground and her wet snout is all into her face#her licks are messing her face paint and the revered daughter laughs#sincerely laughs maybe for the first time#maybe nona was the only one right about what it means to love
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Why Mike Wheeler should get Vecna'd
I might need to rant about Mike Wheeler (to like the surprise of no one.) because if it's gonna be anyone its gotta be him, right? I don't think he is gonna die, or it's gonna be the exact same as it was for Max. (Simply because we have seen it before.) but I don't think it would be beneficial to Vecna any of the other characters.
and assuming that the Duffer brothers aren't just bad writers we know Mike has been acting weird for two whole seasons now. (I personally think it was worse in season 3 but it was still strange in season 4.) The show established him a certain way in season 1 then nailed it into the coffin that this is who he is in season 2 but then season 3 rolls around and he is just... Different. (An ass) Of course, we have our theories and analysis (thank you, to anyone who have compiled all the hints into one place what would we do without you 😭This or This or This)
but still.
Since we are talking about Stranger Things S4 and S5 there are a lot of uncomfortable topics that are going to be mentioned, I do not go into details. I barely mention it. I do not describe anything, but I do talk about the themes. Please stay safe while reading
We should look at this in three ways.
What it brings to the story
What advantage would it give Vecna (aka why would he want to Vecna them)
And how does it help the character
Let's talk about Max first. Because we can work out the logic with her and then try and translate it to other characters.
I think its import for this section to know that what Max has delt with is a very scary real thing. Many children have a very similar life as Max, and all I am going to do is talk about them from within the show. I will say is you are not a bad person because you wish death on someone who is hurting you. But from here on I am talking about Max from both her Pov and Vecna's. None of these things are my thought or feeling on the greater topic of abuse and dysfunctional families.
From a story perspective why was Max the one who got Vecna'd and not like, Dustin or Lucas? If you answered because she watched Billy die. Yes. Anyone who understands a progression of a story can figure out why it makes sense for Max to be Vecna'd. We create this guy who shows you your trauma reflected back at you and then kills you as seen in both Fred (Nancy's friend) and Chrissy.
Which of the main cast of characters just went through a trauma event just the season before? Max.
I think if this is all you take from season 4 you have fundamentally forgotten one important thing about Max getting Vecna'd. It isn't just about the trauma of her watching her brother die. No, Vecna specifically targets the fact that Max deep-down wished-for Billy to die, she used to fantasize about it. It isn't just survival guilt. And we are shown this visually through Fred who also has survival guilt. Their trauma is different because Max's guilt isn't just about surviving. That is why it had to be Max. Because all of the characters could feel some sort of Survival guilt. They have watched so many people die and get hurt. it reveals two things. One is how Max truly feels about Billy's death, and two it tells us more about what Vacna is actually doing in the vision. Because he isn't just trying to torture a traumatized Max to the point that she willing to just give up. it is showing Max some "ugly truth" about her to herself. Because that is what Vecna is. Or thinks he is. He sees the world as horrible and should be corrected and the only way to do that is by "starting over". This is him showing max what is "wrong" with her and killing her (so he can start her over/create a new her)
I feel like I need to rewatch season 3 again because I can't remember exactly but I think Max most likely played a big part in season 3 where she kept meddling with Possessed Billy. (Mike did too but we will get to that(this thing is gonna be long btw)) She showed that she is willing and able to mess up Vecna's plans.
(It is kinda a debated if it was just the Mind Flayer or if it was Vecna himself that possessed Billy (and Will in season 2) but for the purpose of this we will say that he at least knows the role that Max (and Mike) played in the mall fight.)
All of this to say from Vecna's Perspective, he sees a group of kids who keep getting in the way, And they are all close to El? And one of these kids has extreme guilt about Billy? Yeah of course he targets her. It is so useful. It'll get to El and the rest of the party. Making them weaker and affect them emotionally so they are more likely to react irrationally. It's so perfect for him. Literally Max says so in the show.
and Max, (I can tell some people aren't gonna be happy with me for this so just know I love max so much please, but) she up until season 4 was a bit of a weird character. She is a confusing character. Especially in season 2, she has a lot of character inconsistencies. This video explains all of what I am talking about in this section this really well. but she isn't really a main character until season 4. She plays more of a supporting role. Especially in season 3 where she is helping El find part of independence. And yes, we know Max has a hard home life and how Billy is an ass to her. We know this but we don't really understand it until season 4. She just feels like an inconsistent character up until this point. (you know who else is an inconsistent character-) Her getting Vecna'd shows us a direct shot into her head and we can start to piece together the truth of her character. We really get to understand why she is inconsistent. And how it isn't a flaw of the writing, it's Max being 13 and dealing with a terrible home life.
the best part about it is that there are clues all over that are screaming at us and I can tell you right now that there were probably so many children who saw themself in Max. And people who were screaming about how this is why! It's because of her home life! while the rest of us were just calling it inconsistent writing. And yes, I am gonna bring it up because this is exactly what we see with Mike Wheelers character. Because the truth is that we haven't seen the whole story, we have barely seen anything of Mike for the last two seasons. (mentally i know he is on screen I mean mentally) we just have a theory on what is going on in his head. and I think it would be a waste not to use Vecna to do the same thing they did for Max for Mike and this is ignoring all of the parallels the two characters have. this is just from a story point of view and omg can you tell how passionate I am about this??
Now do i think it is impossible for any of the other character to get Vecna'd? No? it would probably be more similar to how Nancy got Vecna'd. Mostly because if my other theory is correct (is this shameless self-promotion?) I don't think there is time for like all the character to get Vecna'd.
But yeah, lets talk about a few of the character and why I do or don't think they could get Vecna'd. I will try to make this quick.
Steve: Steve is very interesting and I kind of wanna make like a character analysis about him at some point (probably after I rewatch the show) but I think it could go either way. Steves whole arc for the whole show is to show us how someone can change. Steve started as an ass and has slowly been evolving to become a better person. And I think there is a place for Vecna to come into that but idk if he needs it. I think Steve's can jump over the last hoop by himself (unlike some people who haven't even started jumping... (Mike)) Overall I don't think it will tell us anything we don't already know about Steve, but I can see Vecna wanting to incapacity Steve because of his physical strength. Dustin: Again, I am not sure what more Dustin getting Vecna'd will tell us about Dustin. If anyone has any thoughts, please don't be scared to let me know. I can see Vecna also wanting to take out Dustin because of his smarts. So strategically I can see this being something Vecna would want to "Take out" (but i am not sure how strategic Vecna is? I certainly don't think it would be the main reason that he targets someone.) Lucas: Idk, I think it would be great to have Lucus be more import to the plot but if he is gonna get Vecna'd it's gonna be about Max and him "teaming" up with the Basketball? guys. (I say hesitantly because I don't remember what sport it was...) Which we don't need to be told he feels bad about because he told us. So, idk. I guess we can talk about Will as well: but it's really all the same thing, I don't know what new information we can learn if we see him getting Vecna'd. Sure, its angsty and that might be reason enough for some people, but I know if I was writing Season 5, I wouldn't even consider it. We know almost everything that is plaguing Will. We see almost everything first hand. And sure, we knew about Billy for Max but like I said it was more than just "she watched Billy die" and sure maybe there is something I just don't see or don't know. I just don't see reason for this poor boy to go through more. The other thing is I don't see why Vecna would want to not just kill but make Will suffer. Make him have a pain full death? If Vecna wanted Will dead, Will would be dead. its plain and simple. the amount of times Vecna had Will in his grasps? I don't believe it was just luck. I would actually love to see if there aren't times where Will could be in danger, or it would make more sense for the danger to target will but for some reason it didn't, and he came out unscathed? (if I notice anything in my rewatch I will add it here) but yeah. also, there is all the parallels between Will and Vecna, so I think Vecna sees himself in will, maybe like how he saw himself in El and maybe will try and recite him. Idk but it seems (to me at least) that Vecna has more planed than, make him suffer and then die, in store for will. This is a really good analysis and this I agreed with on why Will was probably not gonna get Vecna'd. But it is a really good (and funny) video so go check it out if you haven't.
all of this is making me want to do an analysis on Vecna/henry. I don't think he is a partially new kind of villain, but I think it would be fun to try and dive into his head.
Hopeful this is my last point where I finally get to talk about my boy Mike wheeler. This is a Mike wheeler safe place. (I say as I am about to make my point on why he should go through pain and torture next season.)
I kind of have talked about some of this but let's dive into more detail (like we did with Max) and talk about my three main points
What it brings to the story
What advantage would it give Vecna (aka why would he want to Vecna them)
And how does it help the character
I feel like the story has been building up to this for a long time actually. Not only with the stalker shots that Mike is shot in but everything we see about his character. From how much we have seen his character change between season 2 and 3, to how little we actually know about Mikes inner workings. Mike is a puzzle right now. He is surrounded by character who are at least decently written and at most complex and compelling. And he is a main character? Like if Mike was a Minor or supporting character (like Erica and arguably robin) it would be weird sure but at least expectable. But Mike was THE main character in the opening season. We learn the most about him. And we see a lot of the story threw his eyes. And what? Were just going to throw all of that away? Like it was nothing?
But! I bring up the point I made about Max again. About what she was like in season two, what our impression of Max as a character and how that changed in season 4. The reason her character acted like that was because of things we didn't have connections for until season 4. All the parts were laid out in front of us they just needed to be connected. Mike getting Vecna'd will literally connect the dots for us. it'll show us an obvious and clear answer for what is wrong with Mike. Because how, honestly, are they going to show us all of these complex things that has been haunting Mike without a Vecna vision? It's the last season. We do not have endless time to unpack everything that is happening inside his head. Especially if the season is going to be as busy as I expect. We have like 20 other character who needs screen time, and we are getting introduced to more characters? And we have to fight the big bad? and there is gonna be a time skip (I swear to whatever higher being there is if they try to pull a "all Mikes' problems got fixed over the time skip" bs I am gonna be on the news for homicide. no-one will ever hear the end of it, omg. i don't even care if Byler becomes cannon, there will be war.) point is this matter is delicate and Mike lips on the matter are sealed so tight. If he hasn't said a word about this in 3 years he isn't gonna talk about it now. He needs a push, and Vecna is going to push him down a flight of stairs.
I do feel like I am repeating myself but it's crazy how similar Mike and Max character are. Almost like they are shining bright neon lights saying like look at this! notice this! and I know I am not the only one to point this out. But like what was stated in this video, Mike is almost the perfect person to Vecna'd , he not only has a connection with both El and Will. He, as Will would put it, is "the heart" of the party. He is connected to all the other character in some way. And if taking Max out would of killed motivation/ made the party unstable imagine what killing Mike would do to them? Which is why I do believe in the Mike was the original four victim theory (I think I saw someone go into more detail, but I can't find it. If I do, I will update with both links)
Also, remember when I mentioned that both Mike and Max have meddled with Vecna's plot in season 3, I just think I should point out how in the gym scene where they trap Billy in the sauna it is Mike taunting Him. And in season 2 he was the one who figured out that Will was possessed. All I can think of for season 1 is that he took El in and formed a kindling with her, which isn't strong evidence but idk maybe Vecna gets jealous easily idk.
And I think to understand this last point I would recommend watching or reading threw the links I linked all the way at the top of this discussion. but I would urge you to watch this at the very least: This video
if you haven't caught on yet, I do believe the Vecna visions are going to reveal to the audience that Mike is gay and has been the whole time. aemiron-main has a very good theory on how I think this is gonna go, because that falls into the same thought bubble as Max's. Where I think the theme isn't just that he is dealing with internalised Homophobia but his guilt surrounding his queerness. which we can easily explore through a vision. and it explains why he has been acting this way, especially in season 3. Like, can you even think about what this poor kid is going though mentally because, your best friend, literally your person got possessed, you watched as they lead to your friends new dad's death? like you can do nothing? and you blame yourself because if you had stop being gay for two seconds just to notice that there is something off about him you could have saved everyone? YEah I would be an asshole as well. Honestly, I think all the clues are there we just Vecna to piece them together.
And even in the very unlikely situation where I and like every other Byler are wrong about Mike being gay. Mike getting Vecna'd can only mean positive things for his character.
I feel like I had another point to make but I genuinely can't remember what it was T_T so, if I remember I will update this. But that is my point. Mike wheeler is gay and will be tormented by demonic infused visions of him being gay in the next season. so, you know. like an average Tuesday for any queer.
#mike wheeler#stranger things#mike wheeler is gay#Mike wheeler is so screwed#Mike is getting vecna'd#i dont make the rules sorry#i do actually#I broke into the duffers house and stole the script for season 5#someone take me out#i am going insane#now that I have poured my ass into this can someone write a fic about it#or do i need to do everything myself?#i am joking#kinda#max mayfield#I love Max mayfield#Mike makes me want to scream and bash my head in a wall#But you know.. in a good way#I think Mike should go through hell#as a treat#My sibling is concerned about my well being#I have no idea why#stranger things 5#why is this so long#who let me write#who gave me this power?#and am i using it for good?#will byers#steve harrington#dustin henderson
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