#(i am deeply sorry)

[babykittenteach]

Shooting the shit bout something or other in the distance

[oblivious-sins]

Fate worse than death....

What if.....hypothetically.. ..I cried over a made up scenario in my head about fictional men??? (I'm mentally ill)

[forourtomorrows]

my boytoy twink malewife kaoru hakaze.

[mayapropaganda]

Freaky Gavv:

【Ｐｕｓｓｙ！】 𝔼𝕒𝕥 ℙ𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕪 𝔼𝕒𝕥 ℙ𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕪 𝔼𝕒𝕥 ℙ𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕪 【W】【A】【A】【A】【A】【A】【!】【!】【!】 𝓟𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓟𝓾𝓼𝓼𝔂

🍑 🎀 𝒥𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓎𝓎𝓎𝓎𝓎❢ 🎀 🍑

[mars-gallavanger]

[reaiiygoodusername]

OH MY GOD THEY PHOSTED

[saturngelato]

(To the tune of I’m a little teapot) He’s a little whore slut tall and loud

Photo credits: original photographer

[resident-dumb-fuck]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Beadle Bamford in the street

My buddy Mrs. Lovett pacing: nothing like a nice bowl of gillies

[deviouz]

all i know is boop. i am physically incapable of not pressing the boop button. i am slowly losing my sanity because of the boop feature.

[nightdrawz]

SAY SORRY WITH TEARS

WAAAAAAAAAAAAH

IM SOOORRYYYY

o(TヘTo)

….How was that (.❛ ᴗ ❛.)

[kozakuwas]

the saddest people shit the loudest.

[oblivious-sins]

"Do i look like H I M ? . . . "

Give it up for the father of the year everyone!

[spiralingguitarist]

i used to hate eridan with all my guts and calle dhim the worst of insults and was actually planning to protest against him but now here i am

kin with him

LE SIGH.

[kattythingz]

Also! 4 for Ed and 24 for Ling?

Of course! :D

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? (Ed)

Oh, I've tossed my boy into several settings for the sake of my aus! Hamilton, Kill La Kill, Hades... Anything that tickles my mind is a valid option because even if the canon of the setting itself doesn't agree, I make it agree somehow by tweaking things around. @ilovepannacotta can vouch for the sheer variety of my aus lmaaooo

If I have to consider something new though, I'd love to see Ed tossed at the season 1 Young Justice! I think it'd be really funny if he's older than them and he has to mentor them in exchange for crashing at the cave until he can get home to his idiot fiance. I also fancy the other way around, of Ling crashing in YJ first and Ed joining him later (thanks to crossover shenanigans)

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them? (Ling)

KUROBA FUCKING KAITO, HOLY SHIT. They're the same person I am CONVINCED. Genius faking idiocy? Check. Puts on a Poker Face™ for the purposes of their true goal? Check! Is completely and canonically in love with a stubborn, ill-tempered, pretty martyr whose love language is expressed through scowling and calling them an idiot--?

CHECK BABY.

I'm torn between fear and awe at this revelation honestly. Never put those two in a room together holy fuck.

Thanks for the ask!!!!

[dunmeshi-darlings]

If you've watched, or if you're a fan of Star Wars, may I please request Marcille and Falin with a reader who's a former Sith?

Like, the reader quit and ran away from the Sith because the reader became good, and crash-landed on the planet of Dungeon Meshi and eventually joined Laois' Party. They still have their red Lightsaber, which fascinates many, and their force powers.

Unfortunately i do not really know anything about star wars and so i cant really do this imagine sadly. i do greatly apologize for it

[shoot-of-corruption]

Continued from here:

@blue-eyed-kaiba

Mariku seemed to be more amused than actually threatened by the display as he leaned against a wall. "Living life, enjoying the city."

He said, intoning the sentence in such a way that they both instantly knew how very mocking the whole thing was meant.

"Telling you that it's dangerous for a member of high society in the nightly streets of Domino by themselves, because who wouldn't want a go at strangling Seto Kaiba out of the gaming business."

He smiled darkly at the other, still relaxing against a wall.

"The question is more.. what are you doing? Without any body guards... out here. Alone."